Road to Illuminated Wars #1

>>79092165
kek

always liked this

It's truly a shame when the parody is a better comic than the original

>>79092165
how did the rafts survive the end of everything? what were they made of?

>>79092472
Iso-8!

>This will be the end of IlluminatingComics

Aww, I wanted to see how he'd tackle All New All Different Marvel.

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>>79092472
by going outside of said everything, duh

>>79092472
>what were they made of?

Plot device.

>>79092165
Carol is right, everybody lost everything and only Reed is being dramatic. He deserves it for trying to get all his family and friends in while everybody else had to win the Manifold lottery.

>>79092472
They harvested the Living Tribunal's skin and mixed it with Vibranium.

>>79092551
>Starlord wins the Manifold lottery
>He flies a ship, once.

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>>79092539
oh yeah, obviously

Just started reading this... I'm pissing myself. Brilliant work.

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Hey guys, Illuminated here.
I just wanna say, thanks for the support. After I finished the first rounds of storytimes of EII, I avoided posting more pages here, because I feel kinda awful doing so, even anonimously, as if I'm starving for compliments or attention, but others did in my place, and I have to thank them.

Here, have these two pages as a thank you.
I don't plan on completing this, the book itself is too bland even to spoof.

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>>79093197

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>>79093213
>Feminism Effacing Department observing Retrograde Agendas

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>>79093197
Thanks a lot to you for your awesome edits. If I may say so, I consider this one to be your opus magna.

>>79092165

>Illuminated comics is ending

>Nuzlocke is never doing another spoof

I-it's not that I WANT to laugh o-or anything

>>79093265
Thank you...
Those tags are real by the way. I ddin't come up with a single one. I needed five minutes on the actual site to find them.

Not sure if that makes them funnier or not.

>>79093265
It's the accurate tags that get me every time.

>>79093213
>>Once again, the day is saved by Man
I laughed

>>79093337
why are you ending it, anyway?

>>79093213
>agents of feodra
Oh lawd

>>79092165
>Illuminated Comics is ending
Well shit. You were the last ties I had to Marvel.

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>>79093432
Couple of reasons.
First of all, from the start, I always wanted to do Hickman’s run, and nothing more. Everything else just sort of happened by accident when SW started getting delayed. The tumblr account was just supposed to be padding until I could complete the original parody.

Secondly, I just don’t feel like I’m doing stuff as “funny” as before. I know there’re some that think I was never fun to begin with, and that’s fair, but from my point of view at least I’ve always tried to post stuff that I personally found funny. That started missing a bit recently.

But the biggest one really is that recently I read much less comics than usual. My marvel pull list is dying out, that’s my main source. DC gets already chewed up enough online, and there’s no point in parodying indies really.

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>>79093265
I still find this one as my favorite because of the edgelord band.

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>>79093265
The line "what fresh hell is this" gets me every time

>>79093265
>Chocking?
I had to look this up, but how does this work? Does Kamala grow a dick or something?

>>79093757
Stretch powers. Anything is possible. Well, not bikes, but...

>>79093757
early kamala shapeshift

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>>79093590
I want more of death metal dark elf band

>>79093548
>don't read marvel anymore
legit reason.
There's nothing good left.

requesting storytime plox

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>>79092474
>only on /co/
He's coming home.

>>79093548
>Secondly, I just don’t feel like I’m doing stuff as “funny” as before.
I'm still laughing, it's just that Marvel seems to try and outdo you in ridiculous stories. It's hard to mock a company that's pants-on-head retarded.

>>79093715
This is the first time I've seen it but I wish this was canon. All of it.

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I still think this is the best page.

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Also, THIS is how you make a chart.

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>>79094553
This gets my vote.
The part with Mad Thinker...fantastic

>>79094553
kekekekekekekeekekekekke

>>79094604
fuck your chart anon

>>79094014
plox
plox
plox

>>79093548
>My marvel pull list is dying out
What have you read so far?

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>>79094662
Liberal arts college man, I'm still surprised that I was able to get away with making my final project about Illuminated.

>>79094956
How did you like Guardians of the Infinity? You mentioned being excited about it in your fake Marvel Now collage.

>getting away with making your Illuminated comic your final project for college

You magnificent bastard. I love it.

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>>79094686
Of what? Any EII storytime is automatically ruined by the presence of Chapter I, that is my biggest regret of this entire thing.

>>79094930
Books I don’t think are bad, didn't keep my interest: Ultimates stopped after 3, Guardians of Infinity still reading, Sam Wilson: Captain America stopped after 2, Ms. Marvel, stopped after 2.
I did like Karnak, but I keep forgetting that I did, because issue 2 hasn’t showed up in forever (guess because of ellis health?)
Squadron Supreme I gave a chance, but I ended up not liking for various reasons.

I wait for Captain Marvel this Wednesday, but I seriously doubt it will win me over.

>>79094956
>>79094604
You need to let me read this thing anon, for I am humbled and weirded out at the same time.

>>79095265
>I did like Karnak, but I keep forgetting that I did, because issue 2 hasn’t showed up in forever (guess because of ellis health?)

Which is ironic, seeing as how he stopped Moon Knight, stole its artist, and made a book called INJECTION with him.

>>79095265
>chapter 1 is bad
and why does that matter?

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>>79095265
>I did like Karnak, but I keep forgetting that I did, because issue 2 hasn’t showed up in forever (guess because of ellis health?)
According to Axel, it was gerardo having problems in real life that caused the delays. Well it is now slated for February 10th.

>>79095265
>Karnak
did you try the other Inhumans books? Or vision and hulk? Personally I like uncanny avengers it started off crap but it has picked up.

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>>79095457
It's depressing how this dude is the coolest normal Marvel citizen we've had in months.

>>79095249
>How did you like Guardians of the Infinity? You mentioned being excited about it in your fake Marvel Now collage.
I think You have me mixed up with someone else, I'm not really a fan or the Guardians of [fill in the blank].
Also it was the final project for a digital humanities class, so it was less about the paper I wrote and more about me finding an application for digital humanities.

>>79095265
Sure, just give me an email to send a zip folder with the paper and charts I made.

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>>79095777
created an account just for this [email protected]

>>79093548
which font do you use?

>>79092165
>Carlie
>they all can't be winners
KEK

>>79096050
read the whole thing in gilbert gottfried's voice and it was worth every goddamn second

>>79099337
I was about to file that image under tl;dr until seeing your comment, you've done a grand service today, anon

>>79099415
>afraid of reading a paragraph
no wonder you're on /co/

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>someone posted the page of road to illuminated wars on r/comicbooks
>retards can't see is a parody and think is something Marvel actually published
>'it's out of character so is not funny!!'

>>79096050
Ok, just sent them.
I should warn you that the paper is not worth bragging about and I had to find the “deeper meaning” in the graphs I made, so I can’t say I’m too proud of the end result. However, the project was more about the application of digital humanities than anything. My only regret is I only had time to do 12 chapters.

>>79093197
>>79093197

Sad to see you announcing the end of this stuff - I didn't always like it, but the good stuff was brilliant.

Perhaps Marvel nowadays doesn't even deserve your attention - parody might still be more publicity than they deserve.


Focusing on your original works more?

>>79092474
Can't wait

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>>79099702
>Links to a page of Captain America saying "Carol, you cunt"
>"This, too, is somewhat out-of-character"

>>79095457
shilling your shithuman shit even here?

>>79098115
pls

>>79101701
I'm pretty sure he uses the standard anime font that the manga translators use.

http://www.dafont.com/it/anim-ace.font

soooo

everybody REALLY lurks in 4chan to make their news?

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/01/18/illuminated-wars-the-secret-wars-parody-to-run-exclusively-on-4chan/

I'm not talking only about comics, I mean every media from every medium.

>>79102454
>Posted January 18, 2016 by Rich Johnston
>Rich Johnston

There's you answer. Guy is not a journalist, he just lurks 4chan to look for the newest 'rumours'

>>79102454
Rich is known for lurking here for "news" stories. I can't remember if it was Bleedingcool or somewhere else that took the Frank edit thread a few years back and ruined the whole thing by changing the filenames.

>>79102454
Bleeding Cool has been coming here for years. Rich got McDuffie fired from JLA because of out of context excerpts from a thread we had

>>79102454
That wasn't even a story, it was a few lines of text.
No, not even that.
The page that they reposted had over twice the amount of text they wrote.

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>>79102454
>revan-ghost2m
>4chan. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

>people still believe this

>>79093590
I need a that Magic, we aint gotta explain shit by itself

>>79102454
ahaha.

reddits thread on this comic is pretty lol.

>>79104250
>>79102454
also very possibly why Rich would have reported on it. saw the thread on /r/comicbooks.

>>79093197
The humble hero we need.

>>79093590
I'm laughing too much at that lineup to fully appreciate its cleverness at the same time

>>79095384
Bendis storytelling 101?

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>>79093213
>and once again the day was saved by a man

>>79093907
This is some amazing Malekith characterisation. I would be so on board with vanity metal Malekith.