Moe's Tavern

I'd like to speak with Seymour Butts.

>>79073542
Etsin Herra Saukkoa. Etunimi Anu.

I'd like to talk to my friend, first name Ineeda, last name Tinkle.

>>79073542
I'd like to talk to a friend.

He's name is Arnatsee, Graham

I'm looking for a guy. First name Haywood, last name Jablowmie

Hey there Puff mama what's on the menu tonight?

Tell everyone that you're a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells, and you like to kiss your own butt

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>>79073558
SEYMOUR BUTTS! I WANNA SEYMOUR BUTTS! ...Wait a minute When i find you im gonna rip out your intestine and strangle you with it you scumsucking pussbucket!

>>79073542
I doubt it. Moe doesn't exist in the three dimensional form.

>>79073628
Hold on, HEY EVERYBODY, INEEDA TINKLE, INEEDA TINKLE ANYONE? ...Wait a minute When i find you i will forcefeed you your own body piece by piece you yellar belly rat jackass

>>79073542
Yeah, I'm looking for a first name Hugh, lastname Jazz

>>79073542
Hi, is Mike Hawk there?

Yes, may I speak with Amanda Kissenhug please?

>>79073542
I'm looking for a Sal Ommie?

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>>79074230
You rang?

>>79073542
Hello, is there an Opie Issafag around?

>>79073542
Is there a 'Moe' there? Last name...Szyslak

>>79074614
yeah he's right here, hello?

>>79073542
Oh sorry, I wanted Pizza.

>>79073542
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby

>>79074215
>Kissenhug
>KISSENHUG
You fucked it up

>>79074873
I've only ever heard the name, never seen it written down.

>>79074934
Its Amanda Huggenkiss

>>79075158

>I need a man da kiss n hug

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Just wanted to call to say goodbye, love.

>>79073542
CLOSING TIME, ONE LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL SO GET YOUR WHISKEY OR BEER!

>>79075295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpyhkmQPyE0

>>79075330
Why you gotta make me feel this feel SENPAI?

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>>79073542
Is Champ there?

>>79075367
Potato potato senpai

>>79075414
No, champ's hurt. We got Roman tho.

>>79073542
I'd like to speak with Mike Hunt.

>>79073542
I was calling to ask if you've seen Mike Hunt

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>>79073542
Hey.
I just wanna say.
Goodbye.

>>79073542
No, this is Patrick

>>79073542
Yeah I'd like to talk to Mr. Smithers

First name Whaylin.

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>>79073542
This is major tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the dark

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My pool exploded. Again.

>>79073602
fuck off Zatanna

>>79073542
Hi I'm looking a guy, first name Al, last name Gaholic

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https://youtu.be/y0TxfwB3BWQ

>>79073542
Is Homer there?

Homer Sexual

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>>79073542
Is Nick Gurr there?

>is there a Nick Gurr here
>c'mon, are there any Nick Gurr's here...

>>79073542
Is Aerosmith playing tonight?

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>>79073542

Sorry. Not open for business yet.

>>79073542
Is this the Krusty Krabb?

>>79073542
I'm looking for a Mr. Hunt, first name Mike

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>>79073542

>>79073542
I'd like to speak to Hugh Jass.

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>>79073542

Hello, this is Carlton. Carlton Banks. B-E-A-E-N-E-K-E-S. No E.

Can you make me a sandwich?