On a scale from 1 to 10, how pathetic is it for somebody to fall

20

>>79070105
Nine hundred twenty five thousand six hundred.

WHY CAN'T THEY BE REAL

WHY WHY WHY

>>79070105
Anon, a scale of 1 to 10 is an underestimation. The scale should be from 1 to 1000

>>79070189
anon let's be real if our waifus were reals we will never have a chance with them, you really think any of us it's gonna have shot with girls like mavis, elsa, wonderwoman, toph or any of them. if they were real we are gonna be their friend and have to see them fucking and marry other guys

>>79070262
Over 9000 in my opinion

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This scene made me feel funny as fuck as a kid

I had to change the channel usually.

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Depends on how you show your love.

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>>79070360
Hold down, I forgot to clarify something pretty important. If "love" means like a character who is relatable to you and is NOT a romantic feeling, then it is not a big deal. But if the "love" is in term of romantic sense, the scale is already out of roof.

>>79070383
Me too anon. I distinctly remember one time where I pretended to drop a marble under the couch and look for it when that scene was happening.

>>79070105
I try to own it, but it's still a 7/10

0...
Maybe 1 at most.

What we call waifus today were Muses yesterday.

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>>79070445
When I was 15 I masturbated onto a Blossom plush toy.
I subsequently fell into a brief depression because I started to realize just how sad the situation was.

Today's moral standards are pretty low and open minded, I'm sure in the far future waifufags will be considered acceptable.
If only.

>>79070542
What will probably happen is waifushit and VR will advance and NEETs will legitimately lapse into long periods of using/embracing it. Psychologists ever so eager to remain relevant will coin some new term or title to describe the phenomenon of internally-created social connections and how they need to be respected blahblah it's offense to change or fix them blahblah transgender

Or maybe our world is indeed heading towards its clusterfuck and we'll be too busy being broken, subjugated, thriving, or rebuilding to care about convoluted social shit like that.

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>>79070485
>>79070383
Holy crap, are you guys me?! For some reason I would turn down the volume when watching it alone and switch the channel if someone else was around!

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>>79070105
On a scale from 1 to 10, how pathetic is it for somebody to fap to a cartoon character?

>>79070532
Just do what everybody else does: blame your embarrassing teenage episodes on hormones.

>>79070583
this is gonna end like the futurama "dont date robots" and people will start to see us as human waste that ruin the planet

>>79070105
Dude, it's the lowest you can get. For some people they have multiple characters they're in love with and make charts to show others their depravity.

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>>79070612
>>79070383
>>79070485
I think this scene was so uncomfortable to a lot of people (maybe mainly boys) because they made the little girls too sexy.

Thanks, Ollie.

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>>79070583
Would it even be possible to create VR technology capable of feeling like sex with an actual woman?

>>79070532
HAHAHAHAHA

>>79070733
>>79070383
Started my femdom fetish tbqh.

Do you have a chance with your waifu?

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When it's a child? Pretty fucking pathetic.

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>>79070717
What about the people fully dedicated to one waifu? More or less pitiful?

>>79070105
It's sad when they're just blobs with huge bug eyes and no real hands

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>>79071119
How about now?

>>79070861
It already exists, anon.

>>79070926
Define "child".

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why live

Here's something I don't get about guys with cartoon waifus

Why not just make your own? Like when you got this creepy romantic escapade with Marry Poppit or Sandy Squirrel Dora the Explorer going on in your head, you're still actively constructing every little detail of her behavior in your mind to make her "yours" when she sucks your ass after picnic or whatever weird shit you imagine

Why not just go all the way and engineer your own? Learn to draw? It's not like there's any LESS shame in jacking off over your own drawings. I'm willing to bet this is the reason behind why every guy has made a female character. I say this as an expert obviously

>>79070733
Literally just gave them eye shadow and mascara

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>>79070189
ITS NOT FAIR

>>79071582
Well, technically I'm creating my own character on my head, but there are traits and looks from the original that still stick in your mind and that's why she's appealing in the first place. Besides you don't create your own crush, it happens and there's nothing you can do about it, creating one would be forced and it just doesn't work, at least for me.

>>79071624
Point being?

>>79071582
>when she sucks your ass after picnic
Talk about passing the egg salad.

>>79071582
People have waifus specifically because they don't want to put in any actual work.

10, 11 if pic related

reeeeee
get out get out get out

>>79070105
Blossom is cute, CUTE!

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>>79071759
Don't get me wrong, I'm as much of a loser as you are. But you'd be deluded if you think having a waifu isn't the lowest shit ever.

>>79070105
11

Fall in love with a comic character instead.

>>79071716
CARLOS

>>79070383
That scene just made me feel uncomfortable as a child because I couldn't stand overt stereotypes. They were always so transparent and it made me feel kind of embarassed for the show.

>>79070105
6/10

But it isn't that pathetic.

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>>79071582
Not everyone has the time and resources to create their own world or media surrounding an original character, dork, let alone the drive. A dedicated waifu is often more than just a pretty face.

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>>79070926
>When it's a child?

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Which ones, /co/?

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>>79072220

>>79070105
Remember where you are, anon.
You crossed that line a long time ago.

>>79072220
Blossom.
All of them.

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>>79070522
underrated post but exactly this.

I started getting /fit/ 2 years ago for Madoka.

Even today I bust out extra reps in her name.
Now I have a body a goddess would be proud of...Too bad about the face though.

>>79072220
The three with the 009 scarves.

>>79070446
I'm rating it based on the former

>>79071156
UUGGH
get those disgusting things away from me.
how are these things supposed to be cuter than the ppg?

>>79070105

800

>>79070189
How can they be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>79070262
1000/1000 = 10/10
you math bro

>people ashamed of jacking it to a fictional character

If you people got laid ebery once in a while, you'd not care about this shit. Masturbate to fictional characters. No one cares unless you bring it up and rub it in their faces.

>>79074610
>Implying jacking it off to fictional characters is the same thing as having a crush on fictional characters

>>79071716
raggle fraggle

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They are cartoons, not your waifus. They will never love you, and even if they were real they would not love you.

>>79070383
They look like siblings.

I think it depends on how obsessed they get and how far it takes over their life.

I have cartoon crushes on Mabel Pines and Star Butterfly, but it doesn't take up a large part of my life.

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>>79075352

>>79070105
78

>>79075352
this let's be real guys do you really think any of your waifus will give you a chance

>>79070105
depends on how far they take it;

if they "fall in love" with a character cased on how well the character is written or some such, its fine.

if they "fall in love" with a character due to having no one love them IRL, its bad

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>>79075809

>>79070105
Depends on how far it goes. If it's just a little thing a person keeps to themselves, it's pretty normal. Marrying your love pillow on the other hand...

Always much better than being in love with a celebrity though since the probability of turning into a stalker rapist murderer over it is exponentially lower.

>>79070383
I was mad that Buttercup was kissing a boy and not a girl, like she should be

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>>79072220
1. Jackets
2. Zipper pants
3. Makoto scarfs
4. Chibi
5. Masks
6. Insect wings

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>>79070105
Define "fall in love".

Listen. It's an easily misconstrued term. I need to know exactly what you think it means. People construct unhealthy fantasies about real people all the time and think they're falling in love when it's just infatuation. Most waifus just do the same thing but to fiction, which is still pathetic, but at least you're not effectively a stalker.

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>>79077342
Wow that's not the image I meant to post

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>>79070105

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>>79076912
nigga buttercup is the only one who ever showed a romantic interest in a boy

>>79070383
This scene made me angry
I was always jealous of the boys

At least /co/ waifu fags don't take it as far as /a/ waifu fags. /a/ is the most pathetic manchild circlejerk i've ever seen.

>>79070105
My shrinker tells me it's completely normal, but at the end of the day everybody knows the truth. 10/10.

>>79070105
Not much worse than falling for a celebrity you've never met.

its up there with them japanese men who marry ds game girls

Question boys and girls

Who is worse; the waifufag with a twinge of irony and acknowledgment that she will never actually be real; but he jacks it to her and watches the show for her.

OR

The guy who is religiously obsessed with the cartoon, no matter how mediocre, but he has zero feelings for the characters.

>>79078705
Either don't matter to me, what matters is how obnoxious and vocal they are.

>>79070583

>Psychologists ever so eager to remain relevant will coin some new term or title to describe the phenomenon of internally-created social connections and how they need to be respected blahblah it's offense to change or fix them blahblah transgender

Or maybe our world is indeed heading towards its clusterfuck and we'll be too busy being broken, subjugated, thriving, or rebuilding to care about convoluted social shit like that

nah, you were right for a bit then you went all /pol/ for a minute there.

VR and waifuism is going to become a real problem. I can guarantee it. There are more and more incentives for people to retreat from a normal social life. This will be an issue that needs addressing; nobody is going to defend it.

>>79075352

>and even if they were real they would not love you.

Legit one of my greatest fears. I get transported into her world and I'm just some creep? No. No, that would be awful.

>>79078705
the second guy is more likely to keep his stupid mouth shut

>>79078705
the one who isn't being an autistic faggot on /co/

>>79079139
Not that anon but personally I think its society that's fucked up if people see fictional characters and worlds as a more fulfilling option.

>>79080000
Quads confirm society is fucked.

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>>79080101
Society has been fucked for a while, fucking ourselves a little more wouldn't hurt at this point.
Yes, yes, look a fedora, I saved you time to post it.

>>79077677
>At least /co/ waifu fags don't take it as far as /a/ waifu fags
Not sure if joking.

>>79070105
pretty pathetic, but I don't care.

>>79080265
that's a trilby

>>79080763
Fucking google images, always lying to me.

adult character: 7

child character: 15 also wtf dude

>>79070620
Technically that would be less pathetic than falling in love.

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I give it an I regret nothing outta pathetic.

>>79077617
shhhh let Reddit have their fun.

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>tfw my waifu dated a fight, white, nerdy guy at the end of the comic
>tfw thats what i am
Pretty happy about my situation desu senpai

>>79071156
what's wrong with blossom, looks like she's got a case of the downs

>>79070105
R9000.

>>79081511
Awww yes.

Thinking a Character is Cute-1
Liking the Character's personality-1
Finding a Character Hot-3
Falling in love with Pixels or Paper-10

>>79070105
On a scale of 1 to 10, ∞

Honestly at this point I find it hard to connect with real people, or have any sort of interest in them. I only feel feels for imaginary characters and imaginary situations.

>>79070105

5. Sort of cringey, but I'm also guilty of it myself, so I can't bash people for it too much.

It's a damn 10, but I don't get care.
I love my waifu.

>>79074309
Most of /co/ still didn't got to that lesson in school.

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>>79081511

Falling in love with Fifi isn't pathetic, it's all but inevitable.

>>79079139
It'll be sort of like a repeat of what happened/is happening with Japan.

The sociopolitical ramifications of waifuism are truly something to behold.

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>>79072220
These

>>79088905
You're an idiot if you think waifuism is a cause and not a symptom.

>>79075428

You have good taste, my friend.

It tastes like sprinkles!

>>79070105

1 because I'm in love with a cartoon character.

Too bad she's a pink pony.

Pic hopefully not related.

I was just dumped by my boyfriend of the last seven years. Probably was cheated on again, too, I wouldn't be surprised. The fact is, who gives a fuck if you really like a fictional character. The real thing isn't that great. As long as you can function like a normal adult, you know, pay your bills, take care of yourself, and you're not getting too obsessed with it, then you're fine. You're not any different than any common shipper.

At least a fictional character can't cheat on you or waste years of your life like an emotional and financial hobo.