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Which one would you start a family with?
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Kamala

She can embiggen and carry the kids to school in her hand.
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>>79050869
Dunno Lara could be more keen to wanting one.
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the one that doesn't come equipped with six knives
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>>79050869
>taming Laura with a family
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Kamala.

Even if I had to convert.
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wolverette. not into middle schoolers mate.
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>>79050869
How could you start a family with Laura if her immune system would probably reject any fertilized eggs like how Wolverine rejected the Brood embryo? I guess you could have a surrogate, but being forced to do that is like the female equivalent of impotency.
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>>79051081
She'll get over it.
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>>79051081
wolverines body would reject an alien parasite because he is male and its a fucking alien parasite. laura is a female, and thus built to make babies that would be half her.

i just had a thought, she wouldnt have periods, no need to shed damaged uterine tissue, since it cant get damaged.
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Kamala means horrific/terrible/horrible in Finnish. It's a very fitting name.
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>>79051020
But that's my fetish.
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>>79051174
>laura is a female, and thus built to make babies that would be half her
But the other half isn't her. A fertilized egg would be parasitic on even the most basic of terms. Her body would reject it, regardless.
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>>79050869
Laura might kill me during orgasm.
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>>79051229
i dont think so, deadpools body hasnt purged the cancer from him
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>>79051284
>Laura might kill me during orgasm.

Kamala might embiggen
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>>79050869
i'd sooner go gay
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>>79051375
>Kamala shrinks herself so to make up for your phallic shortcomings
>Suddenly feels like you're fucking a young Kamala instead of her legal age
she's the best of both worlds
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>>79051324
His cancer pre-dated his implanted healing power.
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>>79050869
Kamala because I have a pregnancy fetish and Muslims love having kids, and she might even morph her body to have a belly between terms.
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>>79051020
That's my dream. To everyone else but you and the kids she so scary. Then an avenger sees her with you in the park holding hands and smiling.

>>79051081
Marvel editors ignore cannon so why can't I?
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>>79051495
>fucking a young Kamala instead of her legal age
anon, what country are you from?
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>>79051632
A country that has ChrisHansenophobia
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>>79051737
i would a may parker, chris hansen and the inevitable spider-dad wrath be damned
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>>79051737
And SJWs that keep causing problems
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Neither. Laura is an abused, socially stunted killing machine that might snap and kill someone if she smells a certain scent.

Kamala is cute but a little too gigglesquee for me and I wouldn't want to deal with the intricacies of her faith or convert to marry her.
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>>79051917
she's not likely to hold tight to that.
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>>79050924
Why are these two friends?
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>>79051917
I doubt she'd make you convert for her.
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>>79050869
Laura, I'd be her house husband and cuddle with her at nights.
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>>79053031
squishy
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Arabs are worse than niggers so the choice is pretty obvious
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>>79053788
the one that can grow a dick, right
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>>79050869
>Trusting a wolverine to be a parent

I prefer my kids alive, thanks.
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>Kamala could be at risk of being dragged into the DESIGNATED RAPING FIELD
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>>79054298
Logan had a great many foster daughters. She'd do fine, long as they were girls. If its a boy, he's fucked.

>>79054321
Long as she doesn't go to Europe she should be relatively safe.
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>>79054094
Settle down man don't you have a goat raping pedophile to pray to
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>>79054491
Who wouldn't want an adorable brown girl that they could give hands to while cuddling. Shoot it all into a glass and down it like a frothy milkshake.
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>>79053788
>Kamala
>Arab
pick one you triple nigger.
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>>79050869
In terms of physicality, Pale Skin + Raven-haired + Hairy Wolverine genes > Delicious Brown

Personality idk. Probably Kamala.
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>>79053788
Pakistanis aren't arab.
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>>79055700
You say tomato I say sand nigger
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>>79050869
>Implying there's a choice
Yeah, I'll take the one who isn't going to teach my daughter to be ashamed of her skin, face, hair, etc.
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Kamala.

>Middle Eastern women generally grow up to have impressive hips
>Doubly or triply so when they've had kids

Put three or four buns in her oven and she'll have gigantic brown DAT ASS in no time.

No contest.
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>>79055929
Back to /b you fucking autistic neckbeard.
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>>79055965
She isn't middle eastern.
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>>79055997
Back to tumblr you terrorism apologist
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>>79051174
>damaged uterine tissue
That's not how it works.
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>>79055700
they are still degenerates, though.
http://tribune.com.pk/story/1027742/settled-matter-bill-aiming-to-ban-child-marriages-shot-down/
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>>79055965
She's a shapeshifter, she could have gigantic brown dat ass whenever she feels like it.
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>>79055997
>racism is bad
>i will express this sentiment by making comments disparaging towards the mentally deficient.
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>>79056092
...Retardation isn't a race.
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>>79056221
I was more going for how if somebody finds racism despicable, they wouldn't be prejudiced against tards.

I guess not, though.
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>>79050924
Embiggen? I never heard the word before moving to Springfield.
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>>79055965
>3-4 kids
>having a sex life
pick one
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>>79050924
>>79050869
OMG SO CUTE!
GRRL POWER, GUYZ XD
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>>79056944
dont be such a tryhard loser
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>>79051495
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>>79050869
Which one would be the one who would return the affections of a 6 foot 8 man who is the size of bear, and if were into hero/villain antics, would most likely be into Incapictation/Interference Devices such as The Jam Lamb (which is a hand held jamming device that is named because it has multiple nodes coming from the center that clustered together look like a lamb, and send a powerful 3.13 megawatt jolt to those who try to touch it) and the all powerful Stun Rod 5000 (the 5000 is only there for fashion purposes)
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>>79051020
>Impregnating Laura into submission
>She fights it at first, but you can see her starting to accept her fate as your sperm enters her and starts to fertilize her egg.
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can i impregnate Tempus instead.
you know before she has her future baby.
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>>79051495
>Years into your happy marriage
>Kamala notices you checking out your daughter's hot young friend
>You're not going to cheat or anything, but dat ass
>Shrinks herself to be as young as when you first met
>Fucking your cute barely legal harem wife 24/7
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>>79054375
Since Logan is fine with girls, wouldn't Laura be fine with boys?
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>>79056529
People have weird limits. Look at the bible belt. Fucking your sister is fine, but don't ever fuck a guy.
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>>79050869
Laura, means my kids are much more unlikely to die either because of inheriting healing factors or because their fucking grandfather/uncle is Wolverine.

Also she's much more beautiful and won't aloha snackbar out of nowhere.
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>>79053220
Her parents would.
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>>79050869
Well, Laura is already tamed by Angel and Kamala is considered to be barely above object by her religion.
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>>79050869
While the healing factor takes care of any disease, Laura has still had a train of dicks in her. Plus as a memeber of the Sniktbub family chances are you and/or your child would be murdered in front of her just to fuck with her.

Kamala is the sane choice if you actually value your life and the life of your child.
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>>79051174
>i just had a thought, she wouldnt have periods, no need to shed damaged uterine tissue, since it cant get damaged.
Also
>perma-tight
>insanely rough sex

>>79051570
Depower her with The Haitian and impregnate her.
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>>79050869
Kamala, no question.
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I'm the son a a Southern Baptist preacher.

Kamala for te following reasons:
Because of my background Im attracted to women who dress modestly. Pt a girl in a n oversized sweater and a long dress and I'm all up ons

Traditional family values are programmed into me.So a woman with a religious background is optimal for me. Shes not 100% traditional but nor am I.

Shes Muslim. Therefore forbidden fruit. Thats kinda hot.

Plus shes ten types of adorable.
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>>79051020
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With Kamala you also get Uncle Aamir, he makes cameos every now and then to make half-assed threats to honor-kill Kamala and borrow some money.
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>>79050869
I don't WANT to join another giant South East Asian family. I can barely keep track of my existing giant South East Asian family!

Would introduce her to my little cousins to become friends tho

I guess Laura wins by default, even if she isn't fun to hang out with
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>>79061304
>not removing all your programming when you move out and starting afresh
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>>79050869
Laura, She seems to have that come and go as she pleases kind of thing going on. Kind of like a cat person sort of love, showing up when she wants some attention and disappearing for days at a time in between. I think that works better for me.

And Superior Green Eyes
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>>79059440
>bible belt
>sex being acceptable in any form whatsoever


pick half friendo
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>>79050869
Fuck both, keep neither.
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>>79050869
Laura can't have kids, she was made in a lab.

If you were gonna buy a batch of Female Wolverines clones to be your sexy bodyguard, you wouldn't want them to be able to get pregnant.
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Laura could be the stable bread winner and I could be the stay at home dad since I'm good with kids but useless holding down a job or adult relationships with emotionally complex normal people.

Plus I aint dealing with no muslim in-laws.
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>>79062805
speaking of family-in-laws, you'd have to deal with Laura's crazy bisexual brothers
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>>79062926
Almost didn't notice she had her claws out.
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>>79062788
>you wouldn't want them to be able to get pregnant.

Why would I want pay for more clones when I could just breed more?
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>>79050869

I couldn't do shit because they ain't real.
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>>79050869
The white one.
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>>79050869
Kamala is cute, I havn't read any comics with her since shortly after her run started, Is it true that she is becoming more secular?
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>>79050869
Kamala just because the body morphing potential is unreal. she can become anything I want to fuck, also imagine how tight she can make her pussy.

>start a family

Still Kamala, she's a wonderful gal.
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>>79050869
kamala if she doesn't shove her islam in my face
laura if she enjoys me patting her on the head
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>>79050869
Laura because I can heal her with my love I mean dick
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>>79063350
>kamala if she doesn't shove her islam in my face

You've never read a comic with her in it, have you? All you know about her comes from /pol/ shitposting, doesn't it?
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>>79063400
noone on /co/ actually reads comics. Too many comics and continuity to keep up with
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>>79063419
Then why even come here? It's a place for comics and cartoons, and no one even seems to enjoy them.
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>>79063476
>Then why even come here?
the same reason anyone else does.
to fap
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>>79063476
no one on /k/ owns guns, no one on /v/ plays video games, no one on /tv/ watches television or films

welcome to 4chan
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>>79063754
>no one on /k/ owns guns
that one I refuse to believe
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>>79050869
I don't waifu either but Wolverette doesn't belong to any crazy cults so I'll go with Laura.
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>>79050869

You know what gets me? Like, really gets me?

X-23's costume is fucking awful. It does not work at all. Did anyone read the limited series 'NYX', where she was a teen prositute? She basically dressed up as a gothic lolita, just like one of my Chinese cartoons. And it was super fucking hot.

After that, she tended to wear a black leather two-piece, which was really hot too.

This costume, though? Ugh.
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>>79064909
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>>79064942

I really meant the midriff-baring outfit, with no mask. Seriously, the mask does not fit her head-shape at all.
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>>79051809
i will never not love that design for anya
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>>79050869
Vulvarine. Having grown up surrounded by nothing but brown women has killed any boner their skin color may have given me.
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>>79050869
Neither.

X23: would probably spontaneously abort and absorb the fetuses, the healing factor seeing them as a parasite (we could still marry, though...or be lifelong sparring-partners-with-benefits)

Muzz Marvel: would get honor-killed when her father or local muslims (muslims spy on and report on each other's daughters' behavior in public) found out.
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>>79059354
Or being good with girls is consistent in the family. Either way, you're running a 50/50 chance of having your kid drowned in a puddle.
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>>79050869
Kamala because she would beat Laura in a fight.
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>>79051495
MUH FUCKING DICK
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>>79050869
Whichever one makes the more interesting conversation partner when I present them with The God Delusion.
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>>79065677
No, she fucking couldn't.
Laura would stomp her in under 10 minutes
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>>79065390
>(muslims spy on and report on each other's daughters' behavior in public)
I was going to laugh but then I remembered it's true
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>>79053490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8AoPY0tqRU
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>>79050869
Laura is the broken girl I can fix with my dick
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>>79066037
I don't think you can hotglue a heart.
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>>79066230
I would like to see that for myself
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Kamala, but then I'd have to wonder if there would ever be a point I could show her all my expansion and size fetish porn.
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>convert Kamala to luciferianism or zoroastrianism or both at the same time
>start family
>fight islam, christianism and judaism
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>>79066258
As a cardiologist, I can assure you that you need better than that.

>>79066268
It would go down much better if you just asked her if she could do something like that for you.
Maybe get a picture if she asks for it, but don't bury her under an avalanche of disgusting porn.
Packaging is important for this kind of thing.
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>>79066294
Why not just Atheism?
That has much more appeal and cultural relevance.
Outside the Kurdish areas in Iraq and some hippies in San Francisco, that is.
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>>79065957
Laura couldn't even beat Karnak or Medusa.
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>>79066350
She could if she really wanted it.
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>>79051602
This is the most evolutionarily fitting fetish I've heard of
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Kamala, because I could probably talk her into a threesome with Laura
>Come on baby, Wolverine is on all the teams, right?
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>>79050869
Isn't Laura supposed to be short?
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>date kamala
>her dad honor kills her
y-y-you too
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>>79066565
She has never been shown as short. The first comic consistently depicting her like that is All-New Wolverine. The book that everyone embraces for some weird reason despite the fact that it is one of the most bland things she's ever been in.
I would advise you to read better books featuring her.
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>>79066632
That's why I already have grown out my beard to a proper and massive size. Keep it well groomed and her dad will be too won over by how respectable it is.

Sorry for your lots if you're a baby-face, anon. It was nice knowing you.
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>>79066656
I just remember her being a head shorter than everyone else in New X-men, at least with the first artist.
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>>79062248

Yeah that doesnt just happen

My politics are anything but conservative,
Ive shaped my own worldview

But at the end of the day I like the notion of sweet natured thoughtful modest woman to as a partner. You dont really undo that sort of upbringing entirely

Its kind of weird. Im this Scruffy looking smart mouthed guy waist deep in the punk scene. So when I approach girls ear sweaters who have a major in a STEM field I know it kind of throws them off.

But show me a girl that looks like Yomiko Readman and my heart fucking melts.
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>>79066656
>clone the most manlet Canadian ever
>clone isn't short
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>>79067008
Superior female copy.
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does Kamala hate bananas?

>>79067008
>>79067019
Laura isn't a clone clone copy of wolverine though
first there's the fact her dna is a mirrored copy of just his x chromosomes and any blanks were filled in with her mothers dna
second here birth environment and early development benefited from 21st century nutritional knowledge
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>>79068868
>and any blanks were filled in with her mothers dna
that's not canon. Your point still stands though.
The method of "doubling X chromosome" doesn't make sense either way, so whatever.
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>>79050869

The one that doesn't spaz out and kill everything in sight because she smelled the wrong smell.
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>>79058114
So with her healing power is that baby gonna have to break the hymen from the inside to get out what a kickass baby.
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Kamala. I feel starting a family with Laura would be like 50 first dates because editorial will keep retconning all of her character development every few years. Also trigger scent.

Kamala would probably be a pretty lenient on the whole Muslim thing.
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>>79054754
>Raven-haired
I don't get the appeal
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>>79070230
It only works on white girls
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>>79070230
Simple and elegant, especially if its short.
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>>79064744
Depends on the time of day. Most daytime posters are non-Americans and therefore noguns.
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>>79050869
Laura.

I'm Indonesian and marrying a Muslim if you're a non-Muslim is not worth the problem.
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one is a subhuman that believes in a false god while the other has been to a hell twice to fight the devil

the choice is obvious

deus vult
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>>79073396
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>muslim gf tells me to pick restaurant for dinner
>says she has no preference
>say fine, let's go to big texas style barbecue place, as a joke
>she gets super shitty because she wont eat pork despite imbibing alcohol like a fish takes water
>damn bitch, you're the one who said i could pick
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>>79050869
Laura would protect my offspring, is sexperienced, and can chop carrots.
Kamala is delicious brown, has a family, could make me authentic Chai, knows "nerd" stuff, and can shape-shift in the bedroom.
Kamala wins.
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>>79074551
Anon are you Pakistani?
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>>79074438
What, they don't serve Steak at Texas BBQ joints?

Or Chicken or something?
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>>79074819
Anon, have you ever read a Kamala comic?
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>>79074844

the mere smell of those fine ass baby back ribs is too tempting :3
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>>79074819
Technically: yes. Extended senpaitachi are a hodgepodge of Indian/Portuguese (HUEHUE)/Paki.
t. 2nd gen Alberto Barbosa
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>>79073396
This anon knows what's up
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>>79075532
>indian/portuguese
like from goa?

also does family really wordfilter to senpaitachi
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>>79076601
Yes, and its [email protected] => senpaitachi, which Google Translate tells me means "senior-us." I guess that makes sense.
Protip: never eat Goan food; its shit.

I apologize for the style on this 'cap.
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>>79076850
Their identical body proportions are triggering my autism.
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>>79076740
>I apologize for the style on this 'cap.
Man up. It's not even something weird. It's just tomorrow.
Look at the colour scheme I use so Yotsuba doesn't pierce my eyes at night.
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I'm just surprised that they didn't have Laura join the ANAD Avengers.
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