You want to kill yourself by shoving potatoes up your arse hole.
jokes on you I play AA, my asshole is already filled with potatoes
... I have no idea why, but for some reason this post makes me really fucking angry.
You. Go fuck yourself. Idiot.
I wanted a sitcom with PM and JJ in the house.
>Honey I'm hoooome
>Hello love, how's your day? Solved any crimes?
>I saw two Jehova's witnesses outside laying on their bellies with their asses going up and down like catterpillars
>Oh yeah, they rung the bell and I told them to bugger off!
>Oh you! :^)
A fine choice would be the baby red Russet potato, who's small and round shape allows for multiple small potatoes to be shoved easily up the anus.
Yeah, it's a bit of the shame they are doing the grounded realistic approach on Netflix, but at the same time, it helps to explain how it goes under the radar from the Avengers and stuff, since most of it looks somewhat mundane, for the most part.
At least it helps to desaturate from the whacky-fun from time to time, and brings the tension-fun, and if they spend the budget that would make him purple into hiring better writers and actors, I'm fine with it.
Wouldn't his greatest enemy be Amelia Bedelia?
I mean, let's say he gets the jump on her with this line
Wouldn't she just try to make herself emotionally dead inside by sculpting potato dildos and killing herself emotionally by posting videos of that stuff online?
She regains her clarity and then tries to take him out with a sniper rifle
Guess what is purple and perfectly shaped for easily stuffing up your butt?
I like how people conveniently forget that he was still wearing armor at the time and likes to say shit that makes him appear even more grand. Goddammit, doomfaggots are the worst.
If I had Killgrave's powers. I would just tell CEO/Presidents at large companies to hire me on as a consultant for a mere $10,000 a year retainer. Do that dozens of companies. Make sure my contract stipulates that it can only be changed when I'm present.
When ever they call me to do work or terminate my contract. I just tell them I did a good job and to renew.
But doesn't that seem a bit odd for Doom in this scenario? He doesn't need to prove himself to Kilgrave. Why would he feel the need to impress him? It just seems like it would be odd for Doom to lie about it in order to look cool while knowing deep down that he's a phony and Kilgrave is right.
Hey, purple nurple, why don't you go take a long walk off a short pier.