You want to kill yourself by shoving potatoes up your arse hole.

>>79039552
Too late anon.

Marvel's worst villain.

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>>79039552
Potato gives life, not take away

>Get into the boot
some guy tries to stuff himself into his shoes
>I meant the trunk!

>>79039552
You want to be the Doctor again, but that ain't happening either, Scot-boy.

Let's say you have purple powers. You have to command someone to kill themself using the last thing you ate. How do?

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>>79039552

But that wouldn't kill me.

>>79039717
Skittles

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>>79039552
jokes on you I play AA, my asshole is already filled with potatoes

>>79039717
Eat enough shake shack and your heart will do the job for me

>>79039812
But it's Kilgrave. Unless someone else stops you or 12 hours pass, you will find a way to kill yourself with potatoes.

>>79039812
Sure it would. Just keep shoving more in and eventually you're gonna die. Unless your anus is a portal to another dimension something's gonna burst.

>>79039552
Still disappointed that his skin didn't take a purple coloured hue after the injection at the end of the series.

>>79039812
>confirmed for never having shoved a potato in his ass

>>79039717
Can someone open his wrists with chips?

>>79039552
You said want to, you didn't say do. Fucking faggot doesn't even know how to Purple Man

>>79039923
>Unless someone else stops you or 12 hours pass
Or unless you're Doom.

>>79039717
Perogies? um...guess I would have to stuff enough in my throat to choke to death, no idea how else I would do it. Unless....

Perogies laced with anthrax

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>>79040149
... I have no idea why, but for some reason this post makes me really fucking angry.

You. Go fuck yourself. Idiot.

>>79039552
I wanted a sitcom with PM and JJ in the house.
>Honey I'm hoooome
>Hello love, how's your day? Solved any crimes?
>I saw two Jehova's witnesses outside laying on their bellies with their asses going up and down like catterpillars
>Oh yeah, they rung the bell and I told them to bugger off!
>Oh you! :^)

>>79039552
Im not sure that would actually kill someone.

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A fine choice would be the baby red Russet potato, who's small and round shape allows for multiple small potatoes to be shoved easily up the anus.

>>79040108
Yeah, it's a bit of the shame they are doing the grounded realistic approach on Netflix, but at the same time, it helps to explain how it goes under the radar from the Avengers and stuff, since most of it looks somewhat mundane, for the most part.

At least it helps to desaturate from the whacky-fun from time to time, and brings the tension-fun, and if they spend the budget that would make him purple into hiring better writers and actors, I'm fine with it.

>>79039552
Wouldn't his greatest enemy be Amelia Bedelia?
I mean, let's say he gets the jump on her with this line
Wouldn't she just try to make herself emotionally dead inside by sculpting potato dildos and killing herself emotionally by posting videos of that stuff online?
She regains her clarity and then tries to take him out with a sniper rifle

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>>79040710
Guess what is purple and perfectly shaped for easily stuffing up your butt?

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>>79040762

I wonder if his powers could work on dogs or parrots?

>>79040014
what if that's anon's mutant power? anus of holding

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>>79040880
Huh.

>>79040880
Oh fuck me!

>>79039552
Just because I want to doesn't mean I'll do it.

>>79040560
Maybe if you'd feel better if you stuck a potato in your dunghole.

>>79041131
>dunghole

You dumbass, thats not a word.
https://youtu.be/HilVFpvzuBM

>>79040230
He can't affect to Doom?

>>79039643
What weird place do you live where "boot" means "trunk"?

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>>79041318
No one tells Doom what to do!

>>79039717
Find someone with a peanut allergy.

>>79039552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

>>79041366
Probably Canada.

.... What? They have weird slang. They refer to cocaine as "hoot".

>>79040230
>>79041318
>>79041413
I like how people conveniently forget that he was still wearing armor at the time and likes to say shit that makes him appear even more grand. Goddammit, doomfaggots are the worst.

>>79039717
Lentil. Fill every orifice with lentil?

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>>79041318

>>79041578
>still in armor
lol.

>>79041522
So why it doesn't go through the eyes holes in the mask?

>>79039552
That only works if you are an irishman during the potato famine.

Does purple man powers works on people who don't understand english?

>>79041620
>So why it doesn't
English. And thats a stupid question on it's own. Doom is iron man and doctor strange, He's protected either through magical or mechanical means.

>>79041604
>have his face uncovered
You just baiting or shitposting

>>79041366
Lol, enjoy knowing nothing about Britain, chump.

>>79041522
>>79041604
It kind of goes out of its way to mention he took the part that protects him off...

>>79041620
The suit has a higher pressure, the air is constantly flowing out thought the eye holes

>>79041685
Because there's no way he'd ever have something in his suit to protect him, right?

>>79040880
Collegehumor hasn't been funny for a long time
Also, if Amelia Bedelia can summon brains and somehow force intact human babies through plumbing, why is she awful at making beds?

>>79040880
I'm pretty sure that saying somebody did somthing "in eldritch horror" is a misuse of eldritch.

>>79041726
You think about magic voodoo shit field?

>>79041715
....yes....from himself....did you miss the part where I also said "likes to say shit that makes him appear even more grand." He lies. That's what supervillains do.

>>79039717
>pasta salad
Choke yourself on all the cherry tomatoes? I don't know.

>>79041776
Is your theory ever corroborated later? Because I guess you could just make up any explanation you want, but unless the books back it up...

>>79041663
Since his powers not telepathic, I think target must understand command to comply it. But I don't know if command must be verbal at all.

>>79040162
I guess you're going to have to make them find out

>>79041968
>Get out of my server and kill yourself.
Чтo, cyкa блять!

>>79040162
Actually I think it possible to kill with anything

>>79041519

there a moose loose aboot the hoose.

If I had Killgrave's powers. I would just tell CEO/Presidents at large companies to hire me on as a consultant for a mere $10,000 a year retainer. Do that dozens of companies. Make sure my contract stipulates that it can only be changed when I'm present.

When ever they call me to do work or terminate my contract. I just tell them I did a good job and to renew.

>>79041519
we do, but we usually refer to cocaine as 'More'

>>79042404
>worst Purple Man ever
Including his children and Purple Woman

>>79039717
Oatmeal? I guess they could drown in it pretty good.

>>79041519
Canadian here. The English call trunks 'boots'.

>>79041732
Yes. An "eldritch horror" is a noun I think. Refers to the creature or event itself.

>>79042404
boring, yet impractical

>>79041519
British Columbian here. Never have I heard cocaine being refered to as hoot.

Is it a Albertan thing?

>>79039717

an omlette

pretty sure you could kill yourself with any food product by inhaling it on purpose and purposefully not caughing so you suffocate

>>79041726

so he's taking his mask off just to pretend that it's leaving him vulnerable to feel cool when in reality he has a magic charm on his belt to prevent mind control or something?

>>79041705
>caring about tea drinking pansies

>>79042714
I'll make a lot of money with out causing harm.

>>79042788
BC and Alberta here

I'v heard it referred to as hoot in both provinces but mostly by older folks.
Although it was specifically used when talking about crack.

>>79040230
Doom can continously shove potatoes up his ass for 12 hours without dying? That's fucking impressive

Let admit Kilgrave have good abilities, but he wasted them for chasing some pussy

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>>79043190
keked hard

>>79043190
>That's fucking impressive
Not for Doom it's not.

>>79043376
you know something about it?

>>79039717
That's easy

Put your head in the toaster and burn yourself alive

I had a bagel

>>79041968
In Avengers Academy the kids went on a field trip to the supervillain prison he was at, I think it was The Raft, and they were warned to not look at him or read his lips.

>>79043396
Doom is among the greatest in the Marvel Universe at shoving potatoes up his ass. It's been covered frequently in F4 over the years.

>>79043026
saskfag here

Never heard it in my life, but I'm in the music and art community, so it's more non-local. still, never heard it coke. Hoot here is weed

>>79039717
Swallow without chewing. If they do survive then at least I'm about to get awesome blowjobs.

>>79043539
>/co/
>ever reading comics

>>79042882
To seem and look more impressive and to intimidate the other dude. It's not rocket science.

>>79043610
Right?

>>79043539
Man, and I fought comics are for fags

>>79043584
>Hoot here is weed
Really? Huh. I could've sworn that was crack he was smoking...

>>79043722
There's nothing gay about ass potatoin'. Unless you're doing it with another dude. Then it's kind of gay.

>>79039717
Shove this cold pizza down your throat you fucking whore

>>79043768
So that means me and uncle Dave are fags?

>>79043882
>So that means me and uncle Dave are fags?
Probably. Unless you're a grill.

>>79040630
Yes i saw the post too

>>79043734
>wanna hoot?

most common weed term

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>>79039552

BRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>79041366

>"get in the trunk."
>he runs off to elephant exhibit at the nearest zoo

>>79044425
yup, weirdest part of the power is not the letter of his word but the intent

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>>79043190
>>79043376
>>79043539

>>79041776
>>79043614
But doesn't that seem a bit odd for Doom in this scenario? He doesn't need to prove himself to Kilgrave. Why would he feel the need to impress him? It just seems like it would be odd for Doom to lie about it in order to look cool while knowing deep down that he's a phony and Kilgrave is right.

>>79044979
You need to disregard all established characterization for fanon theory to make sense. Next thing you'll tell me is that Zuko and Katara never hooked up.

>>79043190
But for Doom, it is yet another Saturday

>>79039552
I'm Irish, so that's a given

>>79043190
Reed Richards could propably do it for 13 hours

>>79046342
Let them do a competition to settle this

>>79046342
Couldn't Reed just stretch his anus?

>>79046481
>YOU ROB ME OF MY GLORY YET AGAIN, RICHARDS
>CURSE YOU!

>>79046481
He wouldn't think about it, because he is not smart enough

>>79046583
>>79046466
>>79046481
Reed's abilities gives him an advantage, in this particular scenario, so great that Vic just wouldn't stand a chance
Doom must access this loss

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Hey, purple nurple, why don't you go take a long walk off a short pier.

>>79039552
well you could survive this if you can stall by using mashed potatoes

>>79039717
Eat doritos. It'll happen eventually.

Heart failure is nothing to joke about.

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>>79039609
Consider suicide

>>79047466
or you could just shove like two tiny fingerling potatoes up your ass and hope that the solanin kills you

>>79039552
Why didn't they just send a deaf person to kill him?

>>79039717
It's not my problem, it's them who have to find a way to kill themselves with meatloaf, creamed spinach and mac and cheese from boston market.

>>79039717
Drown them in salad dressing.

>>79040880
and yet theres not enough good lewds of her, not even fics

>>79041732
Eldritchian, perhaps?

>>79041663
He'd have to find some other way to command them. The show demonstrated that stuff like pointing to make someone go in that direction works.

>>79043409
How fucking small is your head?

>>79048750
It could be a toaster oven.

>>79041732
we say people did things in 'primal horror' and eldritch is a similar word meaning old as balls

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>>79039552

>>79043249
>>79043249
i think it's a god trade, mary-sue with god tier powers is boring. It's like autism, you lose social socials but gain natural intellect.

>>79039552
Jokes on you. I've wanted to kill myself for 20 years. Still haven't done it yet.

>>79039717
You have to eat these eggs. ALL OF THEM!

>>79039609
This. The most lame villain imaginable.

>>79049855
Keep away from potatoes then

>>79043539
specifically, he is the 2nd greatest at it.