Has it been answered why this keeps getting commissioned by newspapers?
I'm trying to think of why anyone would go out of their way to pay for this and I'm drawing a blank other than an elaborate money laundering scheme.
I used to have a cat that got relatively old. At the end she got pretty sick, lost tons of weight and would barely eat or leave the house anymore. My parent told me I should come over since she's unlikely to make it any longer. I've spent a last evening with her and she seemed pretty happy to spend some more time with us.
That was in winter and it was snowing quite heavy at that time. The next morning she was gone. She apparently left through the cat door we kept open for the other cat. We didn't consider her to be able to leave through there because that would require a good 1m high jump and she seemed barely able to get on top of the couch in her condition. We never found her.
He's repeating what he just heard. The rooster's "cockadoodledoo" was interrupted by Heathcliff's assault, so he blurted out "d'oh!" instead of "doo"