H-hey guys, remember me? I was Nick Fury, back in the '60s. Heh...heh...yeah. I know Marvel doesn't want you to remember me as a white man, but...
Wait. What are you doing with that eraser, Joey Q? Wai
Look at me.
I am the colonel now.
Did we EVER learn what he said that made Thor lose his shit and become unworthy?
Seriously, it's like super important.
Dont fucking tell me it isnt.
I swear, if it's just that they wanted to depower Thor and couldnt come up with a reason, I'm gonna just give up on ever reading Thor again.
>"my dick is bigger and darker than yours will ever be."
I don't get why they didn't just have Old nick fury be a dad and fuck off around the galaxy but still acknowledge him in movie and in comic. Instead he's just gone. The fuck.
Oh god was this seriously the face he made? My sides!
Meanwhile this guy has just been free on earth to go around creeping out people and nobody cares
has he even showed up since this godawful event?
So did Jane Foster but she abandoned her kids and husband in hopes of starting some romance with Thor which was unsuccessful. Jane Foster got placed in the friend zone.