If I were to be bitten by a radioactive spider, receive powers like crawling walls, receiving reflexes 32x better than a regular human strength proportional to a Spider, and wanted to become a hero in the city that I live in, what should my name be? I ain't using the names already used in comics.
Crawlerette.
Webmaster
>>79023178
Literally any bug name
Not only spiders can crawl walls anon
Big butt eight legs man
>>79023178
Arcachnotron
Mr. Sticky Fingers
>>79023253
That is why Spider-man needs organic webbing.
arach-nads
wear a costume emphasizing your crotch
>>79023248
>Webmaster
Has this really not been used in comics yet? They could add this into Web Warriors.
The Arachnid
Nuka-Crawler
Does the name have to be Spider related?
Street Bug
>>79023358
Keep it Spider related. Might fall on something actually decent by accident, who knows.
Arachnid
Bug
The Sting
Radiobite
Nuclear Spider
True Believer
Flexy Guy Numba 1
>>79023358
Yes my child.
>>79023178
What costume would you like to wear? The costume has to go with the name, you know.
>>79023316
Well fuck you buddy
>Crawler Assaulter
>Maximum Spider
>Spider Sting
>>79023248
I could see this being some IT guy getting spider powers. It'd fit well into the story. But I am not feeling the rest of them.
>>79023426
Do you even own a fedora?
>>79023458
The costume in the OP photo
>>79023347
Maybe Marvel is saving it for the pass the Spider-Mantle to Miles event wherein Peter goes all evil genius a-la Evil-Reed/Evil-Tony and takes over the internet via Parker Enterprises, Miles whups his ass and saves the world, and Peter, ashamed of himself says that Miles deserves to be S-M more than he does, so he creates the extricate nullifier and erases his history as Spider-Man leaving Miles as the 1 true Spider in 616.
I'll be the first to say that THAT is a completely retarded concept, but also that I would not put it past Marvel.
Anansi.
>>79023178
Male-Arachnid
>>79023704
Nope.
>>79023925
How would you like to be a writer for marvel?
>>79023940
I like Anansi, but I feel like you got to bring in the culture along with the name to really make that impact.
>>79023178
Jizzmaster
>>79024049
fuk dat mayne
>Spider-Bite?
idk much for a name.
>>79023178
The Recluse.
>>79024358
Hey that's not bad!
>>79024358
Dibs.
>>79023178
Give up.
The media will dub you spiderman and you won't be able to do anything about it.
Once one person sees you on the internet and calls you spiderman there will be no hope of having another name.
Just flip through the list of cool spider breeds.
>orbweaver
>funnelweb
>meshweaver
>recluse
>jumper
>brazilian salmon tarantula (recommend this one)
>>79026246
You forgot huntsman.
Also ogre-face, but that doesn't really work.
>>79026307
Dang son
>>79023248
Yes.