The rules are as follows
Pick a randomly selected Superpower from this link: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Then Select a villain to fight from this link:
How fucked are you?
okay, I don't need to sleep so I just need to lay low and work a fuckton of overtime till I can afford an elephant gun and shoot my boss.
I am dead.
I got heat vision
and a pirate villian who's gimmick is that he's candy based
Im gonna burn his candy covered beard off
Justice Manipulation vs Nellie Oleson (some spoiled child from a child's book).
I'd make her cry because of all the bad things she's done and give her my penance stare.
Nigga! I got Hulk hogan? What he going do? His old ass is grass!
ME: Cloud Lad, with the power able to create beings of clouds or shape existing clouds into wanted shapes and purposes. They can grant the beings varying levels of independence (controlled, automatons/programmed, semi-independent) and existence (momentary to permanent) and delete the creature once they are done with them.
Lonnie the shark
I think I could win against an Italian
So...my villain went against her own faction to help the good guys
I think I somehow lucked out on my villain matchup. We would probably make a wacky pair as she eventually becomes a good guy
It's just a guy in a mask I'll be fine just increase his sense of smell and he'll be to nauseated to do anything
well here goes...
>"TURN THOSE FUCKIN CAMERAS ON, TURN EM ON. "
>"YALL about to see Zoom get his brown cherry popped live on national television!"
>fuckin flash shows up half way through to stop me
>gives a speech as Im about to bust a nut
>runs up, loses powers, tellim he touches me and he's next.
>"Send the justice league and the villians, im stickin mah dick in everybody!"
>MFW batman finally shows up and puts a stop to the madness
You have to be shitting me? Literally whoever the villain is stands not a chance in hell.
Oh yeah gee sure I'm "fucked".
Assuming you beat your Villian, would you join the worlds JL/Avenger parallel?
>Alright, I might actually stand a chance
For fuck's sake, it's just gonna come down to a fistfight between normal humans.
I think I can beat him I just need to ask /v/ how to use my rage correctly
"The user can create explosive constructs from/of plasma with different effects."
"As the Evil God of Norse mythology, Loki is extremely powerful. He was able to take on the Occult Research Club members, Azazel and Baraqiel at the same time with ease, showing power beyond that of an Satan-Class Devil. Loki is also an expert of Norse Magic, being able to use several types of Norse magic with ease. He is also very resistant to damage, as shown when he took a full blow from Durandal uninjured. He was also able to take Issei's attack that has been boosted several times with only a slight burn to his hand and Vali's Norse Magic with slight injuries."
>How fucked are you?
IT WAS ME, AUSTIN. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
Basically, unlimited knowledge
I don't think I could beat them, but I team up with them and go on an adventure to find a legendary pirate treasure.
>Open his eyes to my mercy, by sparing him, he becomes a good guy and my first disciple.
Was gonna reroll villains, but 50 of them in a row were shit.
reroll power and villain:
I die as the Pacific Rim theme plays as she cracks my skull in.
>The power to create bladed weapons from magical energy.
>Joseph Goebbels is one of Adolf Hitler's closest supporters and the secondary antagonist of the film Downfall.
Ah yes, the greatest weakness of the Nazis: magic swords.
How very weeb.
Eh, I might be able to take him, though I feel like a gun could still probably kill me.
>Being able to create shards from nothing or an existing source
Some middle schooler about to get his ass kicked
>Enhanced Surveillance - The ability to possess extensive knowledge of surveillance.
>Stanley DeGroot - Axe crazy teacher who chopped up a bunch of kids
I guess I could always know where he is and keep on step ahead of him, and maybe lead him towards the police?
Tentacles and shit
Boats and espionage
I get to anally drill people like my chinise cartoons.
Theoretically, I could make their parts too heavy for them to lift but if I can't do that because of plot then I'll have to invest in a Nerf Gun or a BB-Gun.
I fire the Nerf dart/BB and once it reaches maximum velocity I make it weigh 4 tons. It doesn't matter how much it weighs once it's already in flight so each shot will be like being hit with a truck. This is assuming the ammo doesn't disintegrate due to having its density fucked with.
The real problem would be defense, but if I can invest in some super heavy armor plate that's too heavy to normally move but highly protective then I can just make it weigh like a T-shirt and jeans without sacrificing the density.
Well /sci/ does that sound about right?
>Constructs from artificial elements vs plant constructs.
Technology triumphs, get fucked Arbutus.
Villain is Lucifer
And my power is
How fucked am? Very.
Hello darkness my old friend.
I think I don't need all the worlds knowledge for this but I appreciate it.
>Being able to re-write history and intervene with even godly affairs.
Well that's nice, I'm more powerful than a god.
Who am I fighting?
>A chameleon monster. Skilled veteran in the expertise of fencing.
> His plan is to find the treasure map to a hidden Nazi treasure.
Well I was thinking of timed clocks like watches, detonators, stoves, nukes and phones.
Like, say you needed to escape in the city. You run to a populated place, alter the clocks around there by increasing the current time by an hour or so. People realize they've stayed too long and need to get moving, thus causing social stealth for you.
The other which is easier is fighting something who has an explosive. You could possible delay or hasten the explosive so it doesn't effect you. The wiki says some can manipulate time through clocks, so it wouldn't be outlandish to assume he can manipulate time as well.
I...fuck, I have no idea. My brain keeps trying to picture a humble Lex Luthor, and it just blanks on me.
I don't even know. I mean... if I had the powers of an all powerful vampire like top notch. I'd say I could stand a chance. If I was mid/low range I would be fucked because anything from DMC is like mary sue shit that you can't fight unless you are on their level of bullshit OP.
>I have fart powers
>And I'm supposed to fight the most highly decorated and elite soldier team of all time
>The power to be immune to all reality bending abilities.
>Abigail Wright, also known as Mercy
>Mercy was an alien that came to Earth to kill those who lacked the strength to commit suicide.
wow what a bitch
>Mercy has the ability to teleport and read people’s mind. She also has the power of levitation. Her only offensive powers consist of creating energy spears that can kill anyone who is impaled by them instantly.
i'm pretty boned to be honest. and i'm a reluctant hero who has to chase after this asshole and protect seriously depressed people, with my amazing ability to see reality the way it is no matter what. how exciting for everyone involved.
The fuck is this nonsense
but either way I think it's safe to say I'll be doing the fucking.
>User can sever the true names of anything, including people, objects and even concepts. They can either destroy the object by severing its name or reduce its effectiveness by half or more. Severing the name can also cause the concept or object to cease to exist.
Wow. Pretty OP.
Corruption inducement vs uncle rico from Napoleon dynamite.
I guess I can always just punch him?
Washed up lonely alchemist Vs God, I think I've got this one. Shit I might win by just reaching through reality and bringing his girlfriend back to life. No more villain motivation, no more problem.
My powers is that of a god and my villain is a single rogue Clone Trooper. Wow, this really isn't a fair fight.
Pokemon-style Bubblebeam to take down an evil thumb. I think I'm good.
I might not be as crafty as them, but I can most definitely out manipulate him.
Oh shit I'm Clayface! Awesome! I love shapeshifting powers.
>apparently an endgame kaijin monster that can crack the planet in half
Well it's going to be a good fight at least
Superpower Wiki has about twelve million different flavors of "omnipotence" stashed away on its pages. It gets a little ridiculous how much anime-style power tier wank goes into some of them.
>Well I guess I'm fucked unless-
>the empowered spirit of the real-world Heinrich Himmler
Holy fuck that was lucky.
Pretty cool, not really overpowered, but lots of interesting applications possible.
Fuck I'd pay to read this comic. Protagonist who specializes in traps and entanglement on the run from Nazi fifth-columnists.
okay...that's not great
oh great, the best my power can do is hide in tall grass and that's the one place pokemon trainers are adept at searching through
I get stronger by killing things. I get to fight a zombie. Anyone know how this'll work? Do i get nothing since a zombie is technically dead already?
>Fury chokes in his suit due to fart gas
>know the exact position of Fear due to sound
>Pains bees get downed by farts
>Make The End shit himself, maybe make the parrot shit on him distracting him from sniping
>you never realy killed anyone so Sorrow can go flip a coin
You are fucked on The Boss tho
Oh man, I'm gonna be so fucking dark and edgy.
These guys are just normal knights, right?
so I can sense/disrupt life, and my enemy can create life from the Force. So why am I not the villain?
If the force gave you such power and Darth Plagueis exists. Then I wouldn't worry about it. He'll create life only to corrupt it by the dark side, so I think in the cosmic karma of the Star Wars universe or whatever will not reflect badly on you.
>The user can destroy the feelings other people feel for each other by literally cutting metaphorical bonds like love and friendship or trust, making people to develop the opposite emotions and causing conflicts between them. It can also weaken or negate powers drawn from such bonds.
>"It's a sort of emotional vampire. It changes shape to provoke a negative emotion - in Lister's case, it took him to the very limit of his terror, then sucked out his fear."
I guess... I could try and cut the bond of fear? You know, this would make for an interesting story
Power: doubt manipulation
Villain: The Machine from Amnesia
Fuck if I know, can I make the evil manbearpigs it makes doubt their evil overlord and rage against the machine?
>Kitty is a guest character in Corneil and Bernie. He was the main antagonist in "Fur Wars".
Well the odds are obviously stacked in my favor. But somehow this doesn't really feel like winning.