What's he trying to convey with this expression?
You know when you try to fart, but suddenly you can feel shit slam up against your butthole and you manage to clench your ass closed just at the last minute but you're not SURE if some got out so you need to go to the bathroom like RIGHT NOW to check?
That's that expression.
Everyone who has seen the Man from UNCLE swears he is tremendously better in it than MoS. It suggests to me that Cavill is like players traded to other teams because they are shit where they are who become all stars at their new team. A talented player will be shit in the hands of a coach that can't draw out or effectively apply their talent. A talented actor will be shit in the hands of a director that can't draw out or effectively apply their talent. Snyder may do great action, but continuing the analogy, he should have only ever been a coordinator. He's never been talented enough to be a head coach.
Does anybody have that old /co/ comic?
I think it was just titled "What would really happen if Superman fought Batman."
In the first panel it's got Batman and Superman squaring off, face to face. In the second, it's got Superman putting his fist through Batman's head.
It used to get posted on /co/ like every day, but I haven't seen it i years. And that strikes me as odd, given this movie's production.
Cavill is fantastic in Man from U.N.C.L.E. and he was good in Tudors. He was bland in MoS but mostly because he didn't have much to work with. Snyder's Superman just isn't that rich a character and Adams and Cavill don't really have any chemistry between them. Adams herself said in some interview that it always felt like she was "preying" on a guy 10 years her junior. She was joking, of course, but she's not completely wrong about that.
I just hope that with Batman to play against, Cavill will have more to do as Clark.
>Is this guy fucking autistic?
>Did he seriously try to crash a fucking car into me?
>I can level an entire skyscraper by looking at it funny, holy shit, he did not try to pull a fucking Caitlyn Jenner on me.
>Christ, look at his gay little outfit. What is he supposed to be a cat or something?
>Alright, I'm not beating the shit out of some retarded orphan. I'll give him a warning, maybe it'll break through to him.
>Okay, that should--
>Oh, tell me this nigga isn't still talking shit at me.
>Do I bleed? What the fuck does that even mean? What, does he think I'm full of helium like a fucking balloon?
>To hell with this, I've gotta walk Krypto.
But he's always had a high hairline. Same as Jude Law, David Tennant or Matt Bomer. I don't know why he's the only one to get targeted for it, especially considering how good-looking he actually is.
It's funny how people think Batman tried to hit him with batmobile, and not that he appeared out of nowhere so Bruce couldn't dodge and even kicked the batmobile, destroying someone's property (there's even a RV in the set)
What do you think is his attitude in this scene? Is he trying to shut Batman down? Has Batman already gone looking for him and he's confronting him?
Why is he, for lack of a better term, so serious? Makes me think Batman has tested him already.
But what could Batman have done earlier without even having the armor? Doesn't make any sense
The most logical answer is that Lex is also manipulating Supes (maybe through the government) to fight Batman, so Batman will get pissed and fight back. But it's a stupid plan... what if Superman doesn't restrain?
Lex is coercing him to confront Batman by holding his mom hostage.
Atleast, according to Faraci. His half hearted threat also seems to play into that.
This seems like their first confrontation at least.
I really want to like this movie but
>"Next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it."
God is that a terrible line.
If he had cut that line and left the others it would have been decent.
>Oh God, I have to hold it in.
>It's too much if I do it in front of him it's all over.
>That's right, intimidate him.
>Don't let him know how desperate you are.
>Get out of the atmosphere and do it, Clark.
I always liked how Batman sculpted his cowl to frown at all times.It shows a good deal of self-awareness.
Although considering he's trying to beat up Superman he might still not have enough.
If good actors become dull in Snyder's movies, what happens to model-type extras turned actresses?
Yeah, it's a pretty cool concept, but to sell it 100% he needs to be scowling at all times. When he raises his eyebrows in surprise or disbelief, and gapes his mouth a bit, he looks a bit retarded. No real way around it without CGI mask.
Batman has a gift for pissing people off.
Fine, but has he never tried to get the ring? Or has the ring distributer dudes not given him one? I recall something like this, and I know that Batman gets the yellow ring at some point.
It's almost as if everyone is forgetting that Cavill was really good as Clark Kent in the second trailer. They're now judging him from a 20 second snippet where he's fucking pissed and tries to contain an anger burst.
It might seem like that, but it isn't so. Batman has a pretty high willpower, probably second out of the JL, but Hal's is just next level. Plus I think rings are all keyed to their wearers since Kyle.
Because "Willpower" is an abstract concept that doesn't mean anything. Every superhero has a ridiculous amount of what we'd call Willpower, but whenever they put on the ring and try to use it, it's the toughest thing in the world, just so the writers can prove that Hal/Whoever is the best.
>Even in a Batfag's biggest, most blatant fantasy wank, Batman admits that Superman could literally slap him into a million pieces if he wanted to.
Bamtan is back and doing shit and Superman comes and tells him to stop being an insane dude running around doing shit becuz he can handle the natural disassters and let the cops handle crimes
If it's a success, they have no reason to fire Snyder. If it's a failure, they have no reason to retain Affleck.
The best he can hope for is being given the reins of a later project, but it won't be JL and it may not even be Batman.
Given Clark's attitude during previous trailers when talking about articles on the Bat Vigilante, he probably thinks Batman's methods are too cruel and he views him more as a criminal. Since Metropolis and Gotham are apparently neighbors in this universe, Clark probably thinks he should step in and intervene as Superman.
With Bruce's jaded attitude and obession with bringing Superman down in the mix, they'll inevitably meet each other on bitter terms at first.
Being Cavill must be suffering
>see they're making a new Superman movie
>actually get the part
>super fucking excited, get to show the whole world you're Superman
>director winds up being complete shit and makes the movie suck
>people think you're an awful actor
>locked in contract for many more Superman movies all with the same hack of a director
>be in school
>kid keeps saying he's going to kick your ass
>goes on about all the martial arts he knows
>he finally works up the courage to hit you
>instead of destroying him like you should, you just hold him down until he stops flailing
>through sobs he continues to say he's going to beat you up
That is what Superman's dealing with.
>they ogled Scarlett Johansson
They also have Agent Tittymonster, and Olsen is quite waifuable.
>Superman can play judge, jury, and executioner as demonstrated by his murder of Zod
>forbids Batman from doing the same thing.
He dated Gina Carano (and lived with her in one of the beach towns in the LA area, I used to see them at the beach - jogging, doing shit, all the time) who was in that movie with Channing Tatum, I'm too fussed right now to bother looking her up, but she's more a marital arts person than an actor.
Where is Supes fist through Batdude's face? I assume there's more or a different comic.
He was pretty good in The Tudors. There's stuff from Britain he was good in, plus he was sufficiently better in the Greek themed movie he did before MoS that shows he could be fine in an action film sans Snyder.
>There are people on this board right now who think Batman will be seen as in the wrong by the public
>Benedict Cumberpatch is getting eyefuls of Rachel McAdams booty
>Tom Holland can /ss/ with Aunt May and will probably get semen demons cast as MJ/Gwen/Betty
>Captain Marvel could very well be a hot musclegirl
The boners are coming