Alright /co/, you are the head of a secret division of the division

Batman is all I need.

I resign and go masturbate excessively and post stupid shit on 4chan.

>>79009312

>you are the head of a secret division of the division of secret stuff

Fuck off, can't you see I'm brooding over all the horrible shit I've done to get this job. Was it even worth it? Am I even the same person anymore? The R and D team says the universe might have reset at least four times in the past decade. There's a rumor going around I'm a robot, or maybe a clone. I'm not really sure myself. Why can't I remember my mother''s face?

>>79009621
Who care was it worth it, you now get drugs, wonderful drugs.

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>>79009676

>implying my body hasn't numbed itself to cosmic abstract level narcotics

Punisher for the street level community
Mystique for the mutant community
Brother Voodoo for the Magic community
Taskmaster for the Capes
Juggernaut for HUGE people
Namor for snarky commentary

>>79009885
>image

Good night, sweet prince.

>>79011901

Remove Wolverine and Moon Knight you're nearly back to the Thunderbolts.

>>79009312

Basically I'd run it like Parker's JLU and have a core team of heroes, supplemented by a rotating cast of heroes whose skill sets complement the existing team and the objective at hand nicely and who I can cajole and blackmail into actually pitching in when they're needed, if they don't feel like pro-bono work

Core team should be very strong team players, stable, dependable, and work well with a variety of other personalities and styles.

>>79015996
Flash Venom a shit

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Commander.
We're getting reports that Doom and a group of Latvian androids are attacking New York. I recommend we send a Skyranger as soon as possible.
Meanwhile, Dr. Vahlen reports that her team has completed her research into Power Inhibitor technology, and Dr. Shen says he can have a batch of grenades based on this ready within the week.

>>79011901
I'd read the hell out of an Edgelords ongoing.