Fusion Friends Edition
Previous thread >>78993789
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
1080p Torrents
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>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
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>The Answer
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>Season 1 and 2:
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>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pSurtUXamM
>>78998734
I like how Garnet is just hanging there.
rock tiddies
Seriously i hate how they treat the fusions that need more screen time.
Guys a meme I made about SU made it on the front page of reddit, then to KYM. I've become a part of the normies.
It's time to kill myself, right?
>>78997528
>tfw your hair will never turn peridot on
>>78998734
Amethyst is hip hop
Pearls is ballet
Garnet is electro swing
What would Peridots dance theme be?
>>78998785What was it anon?
Do it for Rainbow Quartz, who is dead now because Rose is dead.
For the guy that asked last thread
so, when is the next stevenbomb?
>>78998785
What was it?
You fucking meme.
>>78998806
>>78998813
This one and the two stories following it
>>78998810
Thank you anon.
>>78998785
link
Red Hot Chili Peppers is a good band.
>>78998785
Post your maymay here anon, we can't know for sure if you don't
>>78998812
>>78998807
Well, there's probably a form of Rainbow Quartz still. It's just a bit more... Steveny
>>78998834
This one, too.
I'm so sorry everyone. I never meant for this to happen.
SU youtube comments are triggering me, mainly because it's 13 year olds posting
>>78998834
Yep.
That's a meme image.I think this is the third or fourth time i've seen it
Congrats anon.
jump off a bridge.
>>78998818
I'm 90% sure the multiple threads thing is just anons trying to get us banned again.
>>78998842
>>78998838
see >>78998834
>>78998866
I understand. I'm so sorry /sug/
I want to grope Ruby's tiny little red butt
Turns out I'm part of the dark triad.
I've been tested by a 'professional' a couple hours ago.
Maybe that's the reason Jasper is my waifu.
What about you?
I know some Lapisfags are heavily prone to depression and Pearlfags to OCD.
Tell me about your mental illnesses /sug/
>>78998172
Their best soldiers can take over a planet in months.
Their worst ones can destroy worlds in seconds.
Plus, they'd make interesting foils to the Gems. As while they are a bunch of long-lived, elitist, caste-obsessed galactic conquerors whose bodies are just constructs used to carry their real selves around (Paks/Gems), Irkens still engage in archaic behaviors that you wouldn't expect of an 'elevated' biomechanical race like randomized genetics, adolescent states, unique monikers, and worst of all, eating.
>>78998847
Alright /sug/:
Scenario
>Homeworld finds another planet with potential for a colony
>It's Pandora from the Borderlands Series
How would the first wave of Gem invasion fare?
Post yer Peri's
>>78998734
Good night /sug/. I hope you have nice dreams.
Post Best Ship
>>78998869
It could be but a lot of times at this time of night people are posting a lot more, they get antsy and want to move on to the next thread, so they make one themselves. The newest/most popular thread shall survive. Mods understand this.
>>78998861
>This is so gay!! XD
>Ok but, dorito is so smol!
>Bird mom so salty xD
> I ship amydot soo much
>ok but this is so important
>>78998847
>2099
Shock jammit.
>>78998922
haven't been here since last week
have we all accepted Yellow Diamond's design by now and are ok with it?
>>78998924
I never do.
But good night anyway.
>>78998925
>>78998847
>tfw slowly rotting away every second
>>78998917Tentacles and Disappointment.
>>78998869
Nah my bad, i deleted mine.
>>78998925
But that's not Stevidot
>>78998818
>Ruby-Keyboard-Shit-Fuck.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM
>>78998936
I've always liked it, anyone who doesn't probably masturbates to memes.
>>78998781
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>>78998798
aAA fuck yes lmao
I came here to feel.
>>78998854
f-fuck, anon. I dunno that's the first time I've seen that one.
>>78998936
It's an awful design.
>>78998947
>>78998851
...I hope she's still in there.
I hope Pearl can be with Rose again in that tiny way even just half as much as she used to be able to...
>>78998925
Okay
>>78998924
>Peridot is snuggling the pillow.
This is so sweet, my teeth hurt.
>>78998922
Oops
THREE-HORNS NEVER PLAY WITH LONG-NECKS
>>78998922
But what about things that are objectively better than Perisnot?
What happened with the drawfag who was taking suggestions?
Did he deliver or not?
Also please rec me some good fics in your opinion or just personal faves
I need to read something.
>>78998995
pretty sure they are both rosecucks
>>78998970
Better song about fucked up shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oObL3Ajmr2Y
>>78998995
fucking amy shippers need to realize they're /trash/
>>78994826
>final battle
>Steven fuses with all the Gems
>giant mega fusion gets the shit beat out of it by the Diamond fusion
>all the Gems but Steven get poofed
>Connie is injured
>Lion is gone
>there's only one person left for Steven to fuse with
>mfw Steven/Greg fusion saves the day with both the musical and literal power of a rock
>>78998785
>>78998834
>>78998854
I wonder if anything i've ever done made it to normie sites.
>>78998922
>>78998995
Shouldn't have laughed.
but I did.
>>78998925
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonnawrite a story about Peedee being racist.
>>78998917
>First wave
>Begin analyzing of local flora and fauna
>Everyone's dead by the end of the week
>Second wave, a lot sturdier this time
>Begin analyzing Eridian ruins
>Everyone's dead or insane by the end of the month
>>78998995
Not enough snow in Russia for that burn.
>>78998925
Im not saying it's best but it's definintly my favorite
>>78998925
>>78999028
Am curious too.
There's like two drawfags i'm wondering if they delivered anything yet.impatience.jpg
Literally
C A N O N
I love alt. colors.
>>78999037
>amy shippers
so shipping Amethyst with anyone?
>>78998917
Probably goes better than Hyperion's invasion
>>78998922
I came here to remind you all of your inevitable deaths. None will escape the entropy of time.
>>78998861
Why are you reading youtube comments?
>>78999042
>double murder dongs
>>78998924
I dream the weirdest shit, but I enjoy it.
good night.
>>78998785
>>78998854
>>78998834
Normies get out, ree, etc.
>>78998922
>>78998998
I hope rose is gone forever and pearl dies alone
>>78999045
I once made a post on FunnyJunk (I was in a bad place in my life, cut me some slack) and it made it to the front page of that site and was reposted and made it to the front pages of Memebase and 9gag.
Someone literally got paid to write this
http://en.koreaportal.com/articles/11091/20160114/steven-universe-season-2-episode-30.htm
>>78999085
BLUE BOARD ANON.
>>78998925
you got it, bob
>>78999045
>I will never know because I don't ever visit those sites
xth for true love
>>78999084
Thanks doc.
I'm going to die rather messily around 50 anyway.
>>78999074
This is the reachiest reach that ever reached.
>>78999074
actually canon
>>78999055
i'll wait patiently
>>78998807
>>78998851
>>78998998
This image is overplayed, but here you go anyway.
Can the Crystal Gems reach the Throne?
>>78999085
Blue board anonbut still saved
>>78999055
If it doesn't end with someone beating the absolute piss out of him, you did it wrong.
>>78998413
>Connie appears on screen
>Steven: I wanna put my weiiiner in her!
>Peridot just laughing and snorting
Alternatively:
>Peridot just screams "CLOD!" which gets censored out
>Steven just looks over, "Peridot this is you:" Steven imitates a train derailing and exploding "Millions Are Dead!"
>>78999071
They did deliver a couple things.
Someone asked for a story I'm working on.
>>78998925
>>78999085
Don't you have anything better to do?
POST MORErobo and smokingpearl
>>78999144
Fuuuck.
Gonna have to skim over last thread later.
>TFW Love Like You is sung in Rose's point of view when she saw that humans devoted their short lives to love of their spouse/kids and she wanted to do the same to prove that gems could love too
>>78999102
Yeah but you're better than the other anon. You made a meme on a normie meme site that became a normie meme. He called attention to 4chan with what became normie scum.
It's like lighting a fire so great the enemy over the mountain takes notice. Like, in a way good job, but you've called out your kind.
>>78999137
the fusions probably could.
>>78999118
>>78999085
CUT THAT LEWD OUT
>>78998925
>>78998804
Dubstep
>>78999085
Not all heroes wear capes
>>78999085
LEWD
>>78999074
Red Herring
>>78999151
No
>>78999149
I'm ok with this ship
Steven needs a little sister
>>78999087
i dunno I posted just offhandedly and now a bunch of retards keep saying" Rose is Pink Diamond because umm hello she's pink and super powerful like duh"
>>78999176
>lewd
I see no lewdness in my picture, everyone is clothed
>>78999118
>>78999085
>>78999085
>>78999118
JUST
>>78999093
Who Killed Lapis Lazuli?
TERRIFYING
RENEGADE
>>78999098
Everyone dies alone, senpai.
Sometimes it's from a bullet to the face, sometimes it's quiet in a bed.
MY FRIENDS ARE SO DEPRESSED
>>78999125
Also literally cannon: Amethyst has tits
>>78998925
No problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtcMUZWURgU
OH SHIT. JAN 14 NEW EP
>>78999151
>>78999211onion
>>78999149
I'm technically writing this. Sorta.
Because someone requested it.
>>78999118
>Connie
blek.
>>78999204
>no bra
>hand down pants
>NOT LEWD
>>78999228
Why must you do this
>>78999125
>desperate amyfags
>>78998922
>>78999213
I disliked Quiet, I would never get into bed with her.
>>78999163
...I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen.
How big is White Diamond's throne and where is she?
But more importantly; will she have a good design and who will voice her?
>>78999228
We've been rused lads.
>>78999228
>new TTGO
You don't say? I never would have fucking guessed.
>>78999255
please, they could get away with that on American Network TV during Prime Time.
>>78999255
Can't see a nipple or a dick, not lewd. Maybe you should get your mind out of the gutter
>>78999151
Depressed, stimulant addicted Pearl is my aesthetic.
>>78999149
>they get to that spot
>Rose smirks
>suddenly they made a baby
Fucking Rose off screen animation shenanigans.
>>78999228
You gave me hope and took it away seconds later
>>78999228
FUCK YOU
>>78999228
Nope
>>78999228
Why do you hurt us
>>78999151
sure thing boss
>>78999225
is this somehow surprising, she has functional digestive systems, and could easily have functional sex organs of both sexs
>>78999151
anon you havegoodtaste in gems
>>78999228
You can bait me a thousand times and I'll NaCa4(Si27Al9)O72·28(H2O) .
>>78999225
OH BABY
OH MY GOD PEARL A BOMB
Literally no better gem.
>>78999225
I want her tits on my face!
>>78999261
Go fuck yourself, pearlfag!
>>78998932
That sounds more like /sug/ that 13 year old youtube gremlins.
>>78999270
Ellen McLain or Jessica Lange.
>>78999225
gureito daze
>>78999319
Get this green piece of shit outta here
>>78999307
It's surprising because the gems have never been drawn with any boobs (except Rose)
>>78999285
Pearl voted most likely to be alcoholic.
Garnet is addicted to fusion.
Amethyst smokes crack.
>>78999149
I don't like either of them but I can relate to the hatefucking and sexual tension thing they had going on
I mean come on, it was palpable
>>78999310
>stillbite
>>78998922
>Shoobie Peridot
>>78999143
>Steven is Jon
>Peri is Arin
Why does this make so much sense?
>Garnet is Dan?
>>78999269
oh shit you're still here? Kill yourself desu
Why are there no more masturbation jokes in this show?
>>78998924
Get back on this soon. I have an attachment to young Grearl because of you.
Is there a drawfag in the house? Can someone make a gem of him?
>>78999310
>>78999310
>>78999310
fucking nerd
>>78999346
>>78999351
Amethyst is addicted to sex anon
>>78999225
Fuck...
http://strawpoll.me/6540153
Time to be disappointed when i get back and check this later.
>>78999171
I would think Garnet wouldn't be as useful post-loop.
Time collapsing on itself would put a strain on the third eye.
>>78999310I'm kidding, these are still funny
>>78999118
>foreplay
>Connie not just immediately jumping on his dick as soon as she gets a chance
Would Pearl betray the other CGs to bring back Rose?
>>78998854
WHO PUT THIS BOWL OF ONIONS HERE
>>78999064
>Third Wave
>Begin analyzing local sentient life
>Everyone's dead and the ship the they came in is hijacked by bandits
>>78999286
Psh, nothing personal, kids.
>>78998734
Hey guys.
I just realized that Malachite's whole existence is pretty nonsense.
Given that Garnet by herself can beat Jasper, when we factor in all the current gems and Lapis, there's no real reason why they shouldn't be able to take her down. I understand that if Malachite herself is a big threat just because she's a massive fusion gem but has Lapis not fused at all there wouldn't be any change in significance at all.
Malachite exists for no reason but to build suspense for two characters, or there's something else to all of this that we don't quite understand.
What's going on here /sug/?
>>78999370
>Getting rid of her feetie pajamas
Heresy of the highest order. Peridot needs to stay cute.
anyone got any amethyst stuff to share?
my folder is kinda small atm.
>>78999398
What the fuck does that mean
>>78999378
>>78999151
>>78999161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mq34sdtxlE
The ending theme to this show is the best i've heard in quite a while.
>Peri will dominate your ass and degrade you will putting you on a leash and collar for her own amusement
I love Peridot....
>>78999448
Lapis didn't want to join with the CGs nor did she want to help Homeworld. So she took out her frustrations at being unable to do anything on the Gem that ruined her hopes of having a nice life on Homeworld.
>>78998785
Silly. It's always time to kill yourself. So silly.
>>78999442
Where would betraying the betrayers get Pearl?
>>78999458
>>78999420
>MFW voted for Ruby and then saw the results
>>78999458
>>78999448
Yes this has been pointed out before.
Literally all they needed was a line from Jasper saying she would hurt Lapis if the CGs tried to stop fusion, and then Steven bubbling the CGs in a panic, leaving them unable to stop Jasper.
What's going on with Connie's mom's hair? The bangs are discolored, not quite like graying.
enclave here
why isn't your video feed working
>>78999480
Anon might I suggest >>>/trash/
>>78999458
>>78999149
HAH, although I see Pearl and Greg coming to a truce(After the long list of rules) on sharing rose.
Greg and Pearl start off bragging, but then take tips on things from gem and human perspective, the stuff the other miss. Soon they tag team and love Rose together.and maybe finally care for each other too, had this idea for way too long now
>>78999509
brah, she's got future vision. How can Ruby win?
>>78999511
OH BABY!
>>78999480
And then you reverse it and do her while she's harnessed to a fence.
>>78999509
OBLITERATED.
>>78999528
She's probably Pink Diamond tbqph family
>>78999225
>>78998774
Come on, guys. Tock Ritties have been confirmed since episode 11.
>>78999480
That's so OOC.
>>78999385
>Part 9
>Mayor Dewey dream.
What the actual fuck.
>>78999161
This is what I always figured. I also thought it might be th last thing she said before giving birth to steven, however that went down
>>78999543
I like this idea
>>78999544
Nigga did you not watch this bomb?
Ruby can defy fate!
>>78999530
man that x-01 armour isn't as aesthetic as the t-51 to be perfectly honest
>>78999161
Daily reminder that Crystal Gems gave their lives for humanity.
>>78999458
Amethyst folder's starting to get kinda big, still shy of 100 mb though, not accounting for lewds
>>78999499
Well considering that's not the point of my hypothetical question, where she goes doesn't matter, but I'm curious if others think Pearl has passed a threshold of higher moral adherence which she would stick to when faced with the possibility of bringing back Rose.
>>78999458
My folder is low too
I'm an absolute perifag, but I had an awful idea.
Imagine, with her developing conscience but lingering dedication to lack of compassion for anyone just so long as the end goal is met, she realizes that she's made far too many mistakes and worthless decisions for anyone's good. If laid out on a chart, her rates of success would be far below any acceptable standards. So, finding that she's more of a liability than an asset, she attempts to shatter her own gem. The CGs find her with a drill to her forehead, and only garnet is strong enough to pry the tool from her grip.
>>78999530
FUCK YOU ENCLAVE, I WANTED YELLOW DIAMOND, NOT GRAY FAGGOT
>>78999556
>OOC
It's out of her ability, not character.
She would totally do that if she had the power to do so, but she's pretty much a child.
CUT
>>78999544
>http://strawpoll.me/6540153
Sapphire also saw that saw that pearl would poof her. Did she try to stop that? No because she couldn't.
>>78999562
>Pearl vomiting
She don't even have a digesting system
>>78999555
Holy sheet show in some areola there Amy
>>78999592
Upload it to imgur. I need some more best gem.
>>78999543
>>78999562
>Steven and Connie are looking for the Halloweenie Candy
Was that intentional
>>78999528
it's an artistic choice
it's just a gray streak, like Stacy London's
>>78999599
Eh, I guess I can deal with whackering to that.
>>78999448
If you really think about it, Malachite isn't really a real person. With most fusions, like Garnet and Opal, the two original Gems get lost in one another and blend into a new personality. But with Big-M here it's just Jasper and Lapis inside a giant woman.
>>78999458
>>78999615
>300 to 7
Well damn
>>78999556
How would you even know? It's not like she's ever talked about her sexual preferences.
>>78999543
Or they realize they need to relieve the tension.
>>78999590
T51 is playdoh looking shit
>>78999602
Who the- Wha- I- you-! I should kick your fuckin' ass, who is this?!
>>78999603
no she wouldn't
>>78999448
This >>78999493
Why is it so fucking hard to undertand? I wasn't just about getting rid of Jasper, Lapis wanted her to suffer the same way she had, and even then it wasn't just because of what Jasper did to her, Lapis didn't snap until she saw how scared Steven was of Jasper, one does not simply fuck with the only person who's shown to actually care about her and been her friend
>>78999591
No they didn't. They did it for themselves of course.
>>78999074
>It's subtext, anon!
>>78999651
Not exactly the reaction I'm going for, but interest is interest.
>>78999530
I think it's something over on your end.
>>78999590
I love X-01 armor for how intimidating it is. Plus the light up eyes are a nice touch. Other than that, i'll take T-51 any day over T-40 and T-60
What episode made you guys feel the most? For me, it was We Need To Talk. Just the whole conversation Greg had with Rose at the end, the way she says "But... I'm... not a real person. I-Is this... not how it works?" just fucks me up. Honestly its probably my favorite episode, with Story for Steven.
>>78999615
>http://strawpoll.me/6540153
What the fuck
>>78999555
Nope.
Next shot proves it's not. The Ametits are undeniable in Message Received though,
>>78998804
Steven`s dance theme is chiptune?
>>78999671
>hate fucking
My fetish!
>>78999697
>What episode made you guys feel the most?
none
I swear RS's Busted Cart had more emotion than any SU episode
for me at least
>>78999697
laser light cannon
>>78999093
>>78999671
sauce?
>>78999697
we need to talk
that's probably the most real steven universe will get in a long time.
>>78999681
Lapis also wanted to decide her own fate, too.
She had no reason to believe that the Crystal Gems would treat her fairly, and since she 'can't understand Homeworld's tech', she'd basically be a leper or a slave caste on homeworld.
>>78999671
>>78999723
doesn't look like hatefucking to me
>>78998925
>>78994748
"The suffering these worlds have seen was all to choose my heir!"
>>78999674
Peridot, and who are you?, I need to contact Yellow Diamond urgently.
>>78999697
Rose's Scabbard always hits me pretty hard. Pearl's monologue is so... powerful, solemn and lonely. The levels Pearl drops to after thinking that Rose didn't(love her? like her? idk???) feel the way Pearl suspected is something I can relate to, though probably not to such an extreme. After being a shut-in for so long with what few friends i still have left, never getting a response from them for two weeks can be pretty scary.
>>78999676
That's some nice opinion you got there.
>>78999671
Rainbow Quartz fucking Greg when?
>>78998995
Posting the original.
>>78999396
Sorry, the opportunity was just too good Al2SiO4(F,OH)2 up.
>>78999149
Rose uses Pearl as a test subject for human/gem breeding experiments
requesting Steven's little sister
>>78999602
yeah well whoever you are i just dispatched a verti assault team on your position
have a nice day
>>78999629
>That last panel
Perfect!
>>78999775
Man, this game was pretty eh, but it did have a great final boss.
Pretty good with the Institute paint.
>>78999674
The Gem Homeworld.
>>78999562
This comic is infinitely better without that obnoxious onomatopoeia
>>78999744
Here's a non thumbnail.
>>78999558
http://imgur.com/a/dQbGU
Enjoy buddy. This has coming along.
>>78999420
More people are voting for rubby now to be nonconformists. Amazing.
>>78999681
The question isn't "Why didn't Lapis stop Jasper?", the question is "Why didn't Garnet stop Jasper?".
Garnet had just gotten through kicking Jasper's ass, and Jasper had just fallen out of the atmosphere, and literally says in her own words moments before fusing that she would be too weak to stop the CGs unless she were fused.
And the CGs just sit there and hold Steven back and let it happen. Whether or not Lapis WANTED to fuse, Garnet could have easily just walked over there and punched Jasper in the face. It's hard to dance with someone while you're being punched in the face. But Garnet just sits there and lets it happen.
The point is that Malachite shouldn't exist because there's no reason the CGs couldn't stop the fusion in the first place except for that the plot needed them to fuse.
>>78999511
I can't wait to see Amethyst's origin episode.
>>78999818
Hoo boy
>>78998917
>Eridium is actually unprocessed Gem sewage
>"Eridian" is actually Gem-speak for "sanitation worker"
The Diamonds are all like, "oh THAT'S where we were dumping this shit." Then they glass the surface from orbit to sanitize everything and start building.
Then they shoot Claptrap in the face because holy shit that guy is annoying.
>>78999710
Holy shit this particular frame looks like absolute ass.
>>78999671
>>78999762
Just use reverse image search.:^)
>>78999211
>"No prob, Bob."
>"It's Lapis"
>>78999836
It'd be better if it were written by someone who could spell.
>>78999884
>People actually LIKE this thing
>>78999853
Have you ever watched DBZ? People would transform and nobody would think to attack them while they were doing it.
It's the same with SU. It's easy to suspend your disbelief make up an excuse like "they were tired".
>>78999782
And, in the end, it was all for nothing.
Rose died for a planet that, in the grand scheme of things, is doomed by Homeworld if not the Cluster.
And, assuming the Earth isn't destroyed and the Crystal gems aren't all killed saving it, she can't die while Steven yet lives, because he's as close to Rose as anything in the world can get.
And he could live for a while. He might even able to pass on his gem like Rose did.
Then, the cycle will continue.
Forever.
Until earth finally dies.
>>78999697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh_7jnP18kU
>we're almost there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiY_AA9BPkQ
Wew
>>78999781
peridot ? yellow diamond ?
what kind of weird ass names are those ? are you some kind of fuckin tribal motherfucker ?
>>78999884
I know this feel.
My dad had a Van Dyke beard for most of my life and it's just so weird seeing him bare faced.
what do fusions do when they're not active? are they dead or sleeping or do they live their own lives?
>>78998917
Vault Hunters vs. Gems would be fun to watch.
The question is just how sturdy are the gem constructs? One stab killed pearl, would a bullet do the same?
>>78999921
>I'm tired
>But if I don't act literally right now, my shit will get kicked in.
>Meeeh.
Visorless a cute!
WE
>>78999831
>Institute
Who in their right fucking mind would endgame with them
Pre-War Army paint forever.
>>78999885
It's funny that Amethyst hasn't shapeshifted into a pig yet. She's already got the nose
>>78999999
>>78999681
So Lapis is just an angry fool that wants to pout at the bottom of the ocean forever and hold someone hostage that didn't do shit but put her in a cage like she was ordered to. This doesn't get back at anyone, she has never showed any signs of hating Jasper personally, and has never shown hardly any features of her personality aside from "Steven is my friend, and I was arrested."
Lapis isn't helping anyone or really doing anything, and if she wanted to really pick her own fate she could have done anything else, or more so just up and flew away whenever they beat Jasper.
If you want to throw any other sort of theories about Lapis being a temperamental brat, go ahead, but remember that Jasper is a soldier that's a speck on the radar compared to all the power Lapis had back even at the point where her gem was cracked.
>>78999928
Will all of the Gems die with earth?
Will they bail, doomed to drift the cosmos without purpose, fugitives forever on the run from the greatest intergalactic force to exist?
Will they die then and there, forced to confront mortality once and for all?
Will Pearl consider, even for a second, allowing Rose's child to die while there's a chance he can live on?
Will Steven leave his father behind?
>>78999838
>>78999744
>>78999211
You guys exited about the new season?
>>78999988
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS.
>>78999915
>the only human male to keep making contact with the gems
I feel as if Rose just phoned it in at some point or she was just going threw that phase were she wanted to be degraded by sleeping with over weight men, you know the whole"this is disgusting but it feels so good iku iku iku maseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!"
>>78999955
underrated post
>>78999966
They're just gone. They have no existence until they're fused again.
Honestly, If Amethyst was more like a Jasper, fight hungry and a little on the angry side, it would be a very different show.
>>78999967
Fucking Christ, don't summon the /k/ommandos.
It's generally agreed upon that bullets can break the construct but only high caliber bullets can shatter a gem.
>>78999928
This. What is the point of the rebellion? To hold off Homeworld until humanity is spacefaring? If Homeworld doesn't destroy Earth, the Sun will sooner or later.
>>78999979
There's a difference between being too hurt to move and being a little sleepy.
>>78999988
ARE THE CRYSTAL CLODS
>>78999955
Hey, I got a good place where you can shove that trace
>>78999999
OH SHIT
>>79000000
Now I am.
>select all images with Mountains
fuuuuuu
>>78999992
I wanted Maxon's coat and I hate the Railroad.
>>78999999
>>79000000
>>78999988
are on hiatus
>>78999999
>sexts
/sug/ found a way
>>78999955
Since you seem to be taking on the job as Enclaveanon, have my last edit.
Do me proud, boy.
Enclaveanon, Out.
>>78999999
Hex of contemplation.
>>77777777
>>78999992
>not cats shark paint
look at this fuckin' square daddy-o
>>79000000
About a million times more excited than I am for X-files coming back.
>>78998804
Trance of some kind? Something that includes the electro aspects of her themes
>>78999999
>>78999999
>>78999728
I just watched it
Wow
>>78999999
>>79000000
/sug/, calm the fuck down
>>79000000
>>78999999
>>78999928
>>79000023
>everything ever is pointless, why do anything when the universe is gonna die someday
This is what you faggots sound like.
>>78999999
>>79000000
Our autism was already Be3Al2(SiO3)6 -y contained without these digits man now the thread is going to explode.
>>78999999
>>79000000
>Incoming retards coming into this thread to bitch about gets
>>79000035
yeah right up your fuckin ass
dickhead
>>78999999
>A reply to my post got six nines.
Rainbow Quartz sixty-nining Mistah Universe when?
>>79000049
>Wanted Maxson's coat
Oh, you're one those people.
>Hate's the railroad
Well at least you're not all bad.
>>78998904
I really want to see more crossover stuff. Like sticking IZ characters in Beach city for one reason or another
>>79000023
steven will redeem homeworld who will help humanity reach the stars
gems and humans spacebros for all time
We're going to reach the image limit early and it's going to be terrible.
>>79000116
And? That's completely true
>>79000000
>>78999999
>>78999999
>>79000000
>>78999921
But they weren't. The scene needed a line like >>78999512 but maybe something better.
I just watched this scene again. They just sit there and listen to Jasper convince Lapis to fuse with her for like a minute. Jasper says "you only beat me because you're a fusion", implying she has been beaten and is no longer a threat. She's completely outnumbered by Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lion, and Steven. None of the five of them do anything to stop the fusion. For no reason.
Except yes, the plot needs them to.
And just because they did it like 3 times for Freeza in DB doesn't make it good writing. It was lazy writing in that too.
>>79000069
Shut the fuck up, Deacon.
You're BALD.
>>79000147
such is fate
>>79000136
My first playthrough was with the BoS. Is that better?
>>78999999
Hexs confirm doom and futility as the new major themes of SU, not even Steven believes in Steven
>>78999479
I really hope we hear the full version one day, and that Rose's voice is singing it.
>>78999999
>>79000000
BURN IT DOWN
>>79000021
Yeah, but pandoran bullets are weird. They are constructed by a micro-factoring system in the guns out of base elements that are different depending on the weapon type.
>>79000137
>>78999967
gems are easy to crush, just a solid punch from a power fist would do the job considering the stats. now diamonds, that a different story. hell an amethyst geode can be broken with just a sledge hammer
>steven gets digits
>mods enraged, post deleted instantly
>green gem girl gets digits
>all the praise
BEING STEVEN IS SUFFERING
>>79000168
>And just because they did it like 3 times for Freeza in DB doesn't make it good writing. It was lazy writing in that too.
I know, but this is just the kind of shit you have to deal with when you have a show that's influenced by dbz.
>>78999458
You want some Amethyst?
http://imgur.com/a/Z4CsJ/all
>>79000203
Dont forget about the Explosive ones from Torgue
>>79000218
gems in sundresses, immediately.
>>78999999
>>78000000
>>78999999
fucking wasted
I was going through old comics today, and I had a thought.
If Steven Universe was a Lee/Kirby comic, how would it have fared over sixty odd years of Marvel history?
>1960's
>Amythest is basically girl Johnny Storm. Hangs out with the teenagers "digging wild sounds".
>A lot more purple prose about Pearls inadequeacy issues. "Garnet says the team needs me, but what am I, but a PEARL?"
>Garnet works with the government, as did Professor X and Iron Man and such.
>Corrupted gems aren't nearly as big a deal. That's a very Anime concept, Lee and Kirby wouldn't have gone that route. The Diamonds would probably appear earlier and send waves of goons after them, as well as other general villain characters like a Soviet artificial gem.
>Peridemption probably still happens, foreshadowed in her first appearance. "She's not evil, Steven... In the same way a gun cannot be evil! For what does a gun know but to fire, and what does Peridot know but what the DIAMONDS have TAUGHT her?!"
>Garnet, and Rose and Greg are metaphors for interracial romance, same way X-Men was a metaphor for racial tension.
>1970's
>Connie gets introduced as Stevens love interest, part of Marvel more explicitly exploring "cultural issues". She doesn't get a big action role until the later part of the decade, when she gains a secret identity as "The Scarlet Swordswoman!"
>>78999999
>>79000000
OH BABY
>>79000203
I assume BL bullets still act like normal bulletsmost of the timeso they can still poof gems.
Here's an interesting factor: what about elemental weapons? Corrosive must be scary to them.
>>79000000
/sug/ on fire
>>79000171
That's Zeke, lame-brain.
>>79000000
I am now
>>79000256
>mfw fags all over /co/ are crying about this
Man, is it good to be a resident of /sug/ right now.
>>78999629
>>78999818
This is how the thread has conditioned me to think about Rose.
>Masterful tactician
>Great warrior
>Kind and loving leader
>Big huge derp who cannot into sexual tension
Oh fuck, now the thread's completely derailed.
>>79000214
I wonder what they're arguing about exactly?
Also, I really want Dib freaking out about Crystal Gems, and everyone in Beach City just tries to explain they've always been there
>>78999999
We win, god is real it's official
>>78999999
>>79000000
Impressive.
>>78999988
-EEEEEEEEEELL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY!!
>>79000303
>implying it was ever on the rails
>>79000291
Shattering is death. What would corrosion do to it? Alzheimer's?
>>79000341
It's railfluid.
>>78999458
>>79000303
Piss off, giant gem
>>79000236
Shieeeet, I remember that model.Did 3-D anon just leave, or does he still lurk?
PRETTIEST GEM
>>79000341
Which is why I said "completely." It had some things on-topic.
>>78998810
wtf? what's this from?
>>79000341
>>78999999
>>79000000
Pack it in folks, it's over, GG
>>79000317
>god is real
>Gemsus*
>>78999697
This episode, and this scene in particular:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvMD031BHK8
Tied my stomach in knots the first time. Still chills me. This episode dragged my emotions in a lot of directions in a good way.
>>78999999
>>79000000
SU Stronk
Post stronk gems to celebrate
>>79000361
>>78999967
Why do I get the oddest feeling that Amethyst would get along with Krieg and Salvador?
>>79000227
Wrong kind of vault hunter anon.
>>78999999
>>79000000
>>79000357
I can't believe I never bothered to correct that typo.
>>79000295
Can you blame me? They look nearly identical.
>>79000257
were is my Sergio Universio (earf-928)
>>79000214
I read that in Dibs voice. This would be acceptable filler.
>>79000358
He said his computer died, but he recently got it back up and running and posted some Jasper.
I wonder if there is gonna be a particular episode where Steven's uncomfortableness with what he is comes to a head.
We have eps like "We need to talk" and Steven's birthday episode, but at the end of the latter, Steven gets signs that he actually is growing like a human, if just very slowly.
But I wonder if there will be a point where it becomes a big deal.
Also his insecurities about Rose dying for him to be born. That hasn't been seen in a while.
>>79000386
>>79000361
MOST TERRIFYING RENEGADE
>>79000350
You mean to say its trains
>>78999999
>>79000000
>>79000246
>>78998922
Which one of the retarded storyboarders keeps drawing her with a flat face because fuck that piece of shit. Peri looks fucking AWFUL with a long, flat face. Smolidots are the best 'dots.
>>79000300
You're kidding, right?
I mean, no one would be so stupid to care that much about gets, right?
Even more unbelievable, no one would come to /co/ JUST to see the get, right? I mean, that'd be even dumber, right?
/gfg/ here. Congrats on the massive get.You guys really aren't bad. I don't get why people pit us against each other
>>79000384
puny gems use fusion as weak tactics
>>79000246
WHOS BUYING
>>78998810
Holy fucking kek
>>78999931
>>79000357
Piss off, Giant Germ.
On a related note, this thing is what I imagine the cluster looking like for some reason.
>>79000441
Agreed, y'all are pretty neat too.
>>79000000
>>78999999
Oh baby
>>79000301
A creature that lives thousands of years without a concept of sexual reproduction as something it needs to do or be concerned with on a serious level is going to be a big huge derp who can't into sexual tension.
And it is cute.
>>79000303
>>79000341
Multitrack drifting.
>>79000454
I'll wait until someone posts it. Get back to me when some real merch is available.
>>79000398
Steven Universe 1602 would be a lot of fun.
>>79000454
Nah, Im sure itll just be like the previous book. Meant for little (as in like 5-10 year olds) without being about like setting lore and the like.
>>79000432
>that slim figure
yes
Yes
YES
>>79000454
>yfw the answer to where lion comes from is
>LION COMES FROM THE DESERT, WHERE STEVEN FOUND HIM
>>79000454
>Where does Lion come from
It's a trick. The answer is literally going to be "the desert, silly, didn't you watch the show?"
would youhuga giant woman
>>79000307
can't you see the images in their bubbles? Peridot says IRK sucks and Yellow Diamond rocks. Zim argues the opposite
>>79000227
It took a fall at near terminal velocity directly onto a jagged rock just to crack Amy's gem. Crystal Gems are obviously more rougher then tier real world equivalents.
>>79000454
>Where does lion come from?
This better be good.
Don't mind me, just responding to 26 hour old posts from another thread.
>>78966681 >>78966594
You fools, clearly /ll/ is the purest form of love.http://www.mangahere.co/manga/happy_sugar_life/c001/3.html
>>79000482
They'll make anything as good as The Blue Album again.
And The Blue Album isn't even as good as Pinkerton, so I don't have to bring that up.
>>79000482
The best prank yet!
>>78999074
People say Lapis and Peridot but I always see Rose and YD. One is a red haring I think.
No captia peanuts are not popcorn
>>79000507
probably only reach her knees, but i'd ask for consent first cuss I don't want no case
>>79000432
I can't decide if gems are cuter in sundresses or pajamas
>>79000442
STRONK GEMS NEED T-SHIRTS
>>79000507
I'd do a lot more than that. I'dhug her twice.
>>79000386
objective fact:spacesuit pearl is the best pearl
>>79000511
No, I see that, but I'm wondering how exactly it'd go. Are they arguing about height, or what
>>79000523
>tripfag acts like a moron
Of course it won't be better than Blue or Pinkerton. But EWBAITE was great and the singles for this album are all good.
>>79000513
is the cliff that high?
>>79000515
>/ll/ is the purest form of love.
Finally someone fucking gets it.
>>79000441
You guys are pretty chill too.
>>79000441
you guys are ok, a shame that your only good ship is incestuous but that doesn't bother me, Rose says to respect all love
>>79000441
Thanks we'll take it as our parting gift. And sorry if our shitposters occcasiona- Na2(Si,Al,Be)7(O,OH,F)14 .I can't stop the guy who started this has ruined my evening.
>>78999458
It took a while but I hope you like it.
http://imgur.com/a/5oFvL
HOLY FUCK GUYS
I was on the crewniverse tumblr and i was looking at storyboards and i found this
>Would you prefer this Yellow Diamond outfit to the one we have now?
Also why did they change it?
>>79000549
You're not wrong...
>>79000515
Do not read /ll/ unless you can stand the fact that you will never be the little girl.
Also it's so sweet it gave me the beetus.
>>79000538
>Greg has a thing for giant women
>Jasper inevitably gets redeemed like Peridot
>Jasper becomes stepmom
Cap this, I'm calling it.
>>79000507
I wouldhold her hand.
>Steven has stuffed animals
>he could be cuddling with Pearl
>I fucking hate Steven
>>79000538
god I hope steven never grows a goatee
>>79000515
Thought I spoilered that image. Hm.
My bad. I will attempt to say something on topic to make up for that.
What would you get if Sapphire fused with two rubies? A bigger Garnet, or would the two rubies actually result in a fusion more Ruby than Sapphire?
>>79000555
Trips confirm
Draw the Gem of your choice with this body type.
>>79000555
I'd be willing to take bets that perifags dominate /u/
It's really alarming.
I'm finally on the verge of completing the degree I've always wanted and getting my life together, and all I can get excited about is new episodes of Steven Universe.
This show sucked me in hard. I need my fix.
>>79000588
He probably doesn't want to have his face gouged by that giant meme arrow on her face.
>>79000582
I actually kinda want that.
Jasper hanging out with greg at the carwash sounds like fun
>>79000595
but that just amethyst
>>78999999
Would you acorrupted Gem.
>>79000607
I feel it, man. I just got promoted to manager of a best buy, raking in the cash atm. couldn't give less of a fuck bc hiatus
>>79000594
Delete this.
>>79000553
I mean, I'd say it's about 100 yards from top to bottom, judging by the scale of the house.
That's enough time to hit terminal velocity.
>>79000457
>This is The Cluster
>>79000615
>I'll never understand why Rose would give up her life for a human
>wanna find out?
>>79000588
She just wants to watch him sleep.
>>79000594
>/ll/ with older woman
I'm sorry, you lost me.
>>78999458
Amoethyst best
>>79000441
You aren't that bad too.Unlike Mabel. Still the worst girl
>>79000621
Lets not start this here anon.
>>78999999
You know, I really kinda miss Peridots limb enhancers, those fingers are really expressive
I hope she gets them back, so she can be confident in herself again, and so she can pick up Steven and stuff
gb2 tumblr kthxbai
So
I have some news
Im pregnant with a Crystal gems baby.
Who is it?
>>79000607
Same here man, though to be fair the discovery that such a degree won't do shit for me and in fact has only wasted my youthful years makes me a little less hype about it.
At least we have colorful cartoons.
>>79000000
>mfw I just wanted to discuss a little bit about Twin Peaks, but now anons are distracted because of my dubs
oh, well...
>>79000658
>This is The Cluster
>>78999999
>>79000000
WITNESSED
>>79000658
>This is The Cluster
>>79000090
you did, really? what's your take on it?
I remember the shitstorm it created on /rs/ back then
maybe I reacted strongly to this episode and this particular scene because I can relate more to Benson than any other character of any other animated show I've watched and read
and I've watched and read lots of shit
>>79000582
aaaaaaaw yeah
>>79000665
Isn't that what it is??
/ll/
>>79000658
So it's the second easiest boss in the show behind the Celestial Peridot?
>left an 11 hour old dead thread open
>see a post that I want to reply to >>78980803
>immediately afterwards I open up this thread and see everybody freaking over a get post with the exact same image and probably the same poster
weird. u weird, universe
anyways
>Connie is boring.
so is steven. and can anyone show me a gem/steven fusion design that doesn't look like a big gay diaper baby?
>>79000659
Would Greg cheat on Rose...?
Is it really cheating if she's dead, though?
>>79000666
fucking wasted double triples
>>79000674
Same. I'm certain if she digs around enough in Amethyst's room she can find the materials necessary to build it.
>>79000588
Sorry Pearl, she prefers them short
>>79000645
Okay
>>79000621my nigger. But back to /gtg/ if you want to continue discussing gravity falls
>>79000229
we know scruffy is two faced, anon
it's ok
>>78999988
WUZ
>>78999999
>>79000000
hexes on hexes
>>79000678
Garnet
Because she's addicted to se- I mean Fusion!
>>79000659
What about Greg being mildly frustrated but still welcoming to help Jasper get accustomed to earth. No comparisons to his previous girlfriend, or anything like that. I'd just like to see them spending time with each other.
>>79000690
Hopefully he learned his lesson and doesn't fucking murder her.
>>79000711
no anon, it's called moving on.
>>79000734
KANGS
>>79000693
/ll/ - lesbian loli, is just like /ss/ - straight shota.
The age is irrelevant, just the sexual orientation of the material and there being at least one loli or shota.
/ss/ being likened to older woman/younger man, is just because it's the more popular use, ala "Hey kid, you wanna /ss/", but it's also applicable to same age relations.
>>79000690
I really want Steven knowing and acknowledging that Jasper isn't his actual mother, but is happy his dad is happy, and is happy that Jasper has found something she doesn't want to punch into a pulpy mass on earth
>>79000751
>Rose screaming at Greg from inside Steven's gem.
>>79000741
like since there's barely any room in the temple for her she crashes in the storage shed or the car wash. keeps busy by occasionally working there or working out on the beach?
>>79000745
>"As it turns out Steven, Japser can be your new mom and she won't even explode!"
>"WOW, HOW DOES THAT WORK?"
>"Er...I'll explain it to you when you're older."
>"BUT I WANNA KNOW NOW."
>"Let's just say that life has many doors Steven, sometimes you go in through the front and sometimes you don't."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtNSLmuHJY
bethesda makes an SU game
what happens ?
>>79000702
>Forgetting about the Rubies of Hemsworth
>>79000690
What would Steven's gem half sibling would look like?
>>79000441
you guys are as worse, if not more, than us
our most prominent pedos are gone anyway
>>79000745
Wouldn't Jasper have to intentionally craft a womb using magic, and make it capable of sustaining life?
So Jasper would have to learn Rose's lesson.
>>79000572
They explained right there. They didn't like the skirt
>>78999228
>>79000690
>>79000745
I want Steven to have a younger brother.
>>79000798
it sucks
>>79000798
>>79000797
russia.mov
>>79000798
Glitches out the wazoo
IGN names it GOTY
>>79000797
So simple and perfect.
And endless in possibilities
>>79000679
>the discovery that such a degree won't do shit for me and in fact has only wasted my youthful years makes me a little less hype about it.
and you realised that now?
>>79000798
It violates the lore and sucks.
Obsidian makes a better version a few years later.
>>79000797
>The pop after the Star are hearts
>>79000798
limited dialog options, shitty outdated graphics, no respect for the lore
>>79000812
Steven has enough nice things.
Just let Greg have a wife that isn't dead ok??
>>79000798
see that pearl you can make it cry
>>79000686
That scene was really distressing. Rest of the episode was kinda mediocre. I never really liked RS, though.
>>79000785
I think it would be cool if Greg married again, but I don't know if it should be with another gem.
I could see him and Vidalia getting together, except for the small issue of her already being married
Maybe sadie's mom sometime down the line
>>79000798
They already feature the CGs
>>79000835
Boom nail on the head
>>79000798
For a second, I thought you meant published, then I saw that you meant actually made by Bethesda.
>>79000607
Sucks to be you I guess.
Here I still haven't graduated but I'm working part time as restaurant manager
>>79000805
I fail to see how what you posted indidcates /gfg/ being bad.
At the very least pull some choice Hackposting or maybe our resident footfag.
That's just the forced general war on display.
>>79000798
>Fully romancable Pericherry and Porl and everyone else
>Writing is ass
>Bugs everywhere
>Infinite bigger-on-the-inside dungeons to collect worthless gear in
It just works.
All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul
>>79000588
okay but why does pearl watch him sleep? how did they get away with this?
>>79000785
Thats actually really sweet
>>79000829
Fanbase lewd mods put it over the top and make it worth getting.
Oh god, this is too much like real life already.
>>79000588
She just needs to ask.
>>79000853
OH DAMN
>>79000852
but if he shags sadies mom will we be forced to have more sadie episodes? I hope not.
>>79000832
It's been a slow realization over the last few years.
Just more pressing when school ends in eight weeks and I'm going to need a job then.
>>79000853
brutal
>>79000798
Bioware makes an S game
what happens ?all the romance optionsall the pg-13 sex scenes
>>79000865
You don't have flesh, Pearl.
>>79000891
Well they are happening eventually, one way or another.
>>79000798
I'd rather have an ME crossover game.
I want to make Peridot doing calibrations joke
>>79000853
heh
Hooray for Lapis!
Is this a weapon?
Only foranalcavities
>>79000874
i have to admit she looks pretty hot, I can;t understand why tho.
>>79000926
Think those heels are big enough?
>>79000852
>Greg marries Barbara
>Sadie becomes Steven's sister-in-law
>Lars marries Sadie
>Lars becomes the big brother Steven has always wanted him to be
If this happens I'll explode and post a video of it in this general.
>>79000841
Greg knows what he's getting into.
>Have powerful dick that aliens want to bone
>So powerful that they die giving birth to hybrids
>>79000926
I don't even like her, I just kinda feel sad for Lapis fags. So here you go
>>79000882
"would anyone pass an opportunity with the hottest gem in Beach City?"
-Mayor Dewey
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=417414091&searchtext=Steven
>>79000798
It's shit. The writers know nothing about the universe, the quest designers know only that it's a fantasy universe and the most complicate things they can write are fetch quests and "go kill this thing for me.", Todd goes on and on about how, in a sandbox game, you can climb on top of things, like it's some amazing new feature that hasn't been present in every sandbox game ever, the few diehards that are on the team sneak whatever they can manage into in-game books to keep the actual fans of the series (instead of fans of sandbox games with combat mechanics) interested in their games, MK gets contracted to think up the expansion plot, then they ignore 90% of it and it's still pretty strange.
>>79000952
No one wants to see more Lars and Sadie.
>>79000935
its her exotic skin color and hair for me
her being a hulking beauty is the bonus
>>79000934
Her hair SCREAMS Yellow Diamond.
Star hair simply must happen
>>79000592
A fusion more Ruby than Sapphire.
It would be like Garnet fusing with a Ruby, rather than only looking at it as if three gems fused together at once.
>>79000935
It's the hair.
>Amethyst
>Rose
>Jasper
All the Quartz gems have amazing hair
>>78999125
Fixed that picture for you.
>>79000850
>Rest of the episode was kinda mediocre
yeah s3 was rs's peak, it's a well accepted truth
if you didn't like the first eps it's unlikely you'll like the rest
>>79000607
same
when I got into SU last year it fucked me up during finals because it was all I could think about
then I moved on during the summer and fall, my interest waned down to "manageable or hardly there"
and now the excitement is back in full force since the last bomb and it's completely fucked all motivation I had to pull myself together and get out of the NEET life
why must cartoons control my life
Is it fair to assume that Homeworld views humans (or all organic life?) negatively?
What with Yellow Diamond's derisive "organic life" comment, and Jasper saying she knows what a human is and calling "Rose" in a human's body "sick."
>>79000000
That show you like is going to come back in style.
>>79000992
One hundred thanks.
>>78999458
>>78999999
Thats rick and morty bro
>>79000802
Please, The Cluster Reborn was a piece of piss compared to the Rubies of Hemwick. They were both just as easy as each other, but the Rubies managed to be more tedious.Actually I fucked up. Peridot should have been MicolashAhh, Clods. Or some say Clodsm. Did you touch my things?
>>79000836
That just goes to show how much Garnet loves violence.
>>79000992
you are my hero
>>79001003
They probably view organics the same way Cybertronians do.
>>79000988
>>Amethyst
pls anon, don't lump in mistakes with perfection
>>79000874
This will happen mark my words.
>>79000809
>>79000693
Not to get too off topic, but:
I mostly prefer loli with loli. Loli with an older women either works and ends up being cute or makes me squeamish.
>>79001003
Yeah. I can't think of any arguments to the contrary.
>>79001041
No it ain't
>>79000992
>"uhh...Peridot?"
>"Why does your body have squishy flesh bags? Does it improve combat effectiveness somehow?"
>"Get off me Peridot..."
>>79000864
A THOUSAND OF THE MOST POPULAR GEM RECORDER
http://strawpoll.me/6540415
>>79001003
>and calling "Rose" in a human's body "sick."
she referred to the whole hybrid thing being sick, honestly if I were an alien and saw one of my kind mixed with an inferior race I'd be pretty disgusted as well
good thing I'm not an alien though, h-heh
>>79000665
It ain't SU but does this help?
>>79000992
>Peridot grabbing Amethyst's tits
nice
>>78999885
This is why I say Zuke should be on permanent Amethyst duty, or at least put the other boarders through a three week seminar on how to fucking draw her. Everyone dicks it up except her. It's not even the messy hair, it's the facial expressions.
You can hate Zuke all you want but at least she never drew Apethyst
>>79000762
t.Pearl
>>79001078
none
both options are a way to inflict pain on yourself
>>79001078
Sum 41 made sum good songs.
>>79001038
Can't tell me you don't find her hair glorious anon
>>79001114
I think its more of a pick your poison kind of deal than "Which is better"
>>79001101
>at least put the other boarders through a three week seminar on how to fucking draw her.
that's how storyboard revisionism works
Alright, i'll doodle something for the first person to reply to this
Even if it's not peridot. Though, with the image limit going the way it is now, you'd need to wait for next thread
>>79001050
It's a risk I'm willing to take!
>>78999458
>>79001095
Yeah, that's some good healing.
>>79001129
Did Zuke start Amethyst's bedhair?
Because the moment she started sporting the spike I went full UNF
>>79001146
LAPIDOT
>>79001146
AMEDOT
i want to hear a story about how the gems somehow help the soviet union but then blow up russia
>>79001078
>that denial
>>79001078
>http://strawpoll.me/6540415/r
Is someone using a script?
>>79001129
not seeing the glory
>>79001003
The disdain and resentment is likely born of the fact that so many gem lives were lost so that a bunch of organic savages could continue raping, murdering, and eating each other.
Not always in that order, mind you.
>>79001129
Her hair seems more statically in front of her eye in recent episodes.
Or maybe Im just imagining things
>>79001161
>>79001164
>>79001161
WORST FUCKING SHIP FUCK YOU GOD DAMN IT
>>79001146
>i'll doodle something for the first person to reply to this
Fuck off
Yellow Pearl is best Pearl and will always be best Pearl.
>Smug>Salt
>>79001003
>humans have organic bodies that can get sick, old and rot away
>human bodies require ingesting energy by mashing up other organic matter in their mouth hole and expelling it through a waste hole
>human beings engage in disgusting physical intimacy involving fluids to breed
>human beings are fragile and can break fairly easily
People are probably pretty groce and weak to space rocks who get everything they need from their gem and can fall off roofs
>>79001120
I listened to Chuck a bunch in hs. I don't really like it now but I do get Some Say, No Reason, and Welcome to Hell stuck in my head sometimes.
>>78999121
you don't have to reach for something that's placed directly in front of you
>>79001164
So close
>>79001163
I always new Mayor Dewey was a monster.
>>79001161
FUCK, I already did a pic of that anon.
But I'm not gonna puss out. You want anything in particular?Keep it sfw
>>79001187
Greg and Jasper pls
mfw I can't reply fast enough because I said something about Sum 41.
>>79001193
Their first 3 albums are all good and there are some good songs on the next two. I'm going to get their new album.
horray for lapis
>>79001189
Gold > Salt
Seems like there's already a decent amount of Amy in here but I want to post one anyway.
>>79001189
>covered eyes > motherly > smug piece of shit literally fuck off yellow pearl
>>79001170
Obviously
>>79001161
Damnit. Should have seen it coming.
What do you want anon?
>>78998810
holy crap...a robot chicken skit of Steven Universe...
>>79000680
>dubs
oh anon
>>79001189
god i hope she appears again. i know blue pearl will but i really love that smugfuck.
>>79001003
I want Jasper's disdain of humans and their weaknesses being part of her redemption. I don't know how, but I know I want it.
>>78999997
>>78999998
>>78999999
>>79000000
Four posts in order in the same thread. For some reason I find this kind of cool
SU is also a good show. My favorite gem isSadie
>>79001078
LAPISDOT FAGGOTS
ABSOLUTELY
B
T
F
O
>>79000000
i still need to watch the original
>>79001202
>>79001235
Nah it's okay, you can do the next anon that replied request instead
>>78999118
"Am I going to be sore later?"
"...you better believe it..."
>>79000617
I wish.
>>79001255
Oh well shit alrighty
>>79001164
WHAT DO YOU WANT AMEDOT PERSON
>>79000798
It's only good on PC because modders fix everything wrong with it.
>>79001252
I don't think you are doing it right anon
>>79001249
That's the reason why the mods banned us.
They simply can't handle us.
>>79001265
I just suddenly realizedSteven can control his penis size
>Be a gem within Blue Diamonds aristocracy
>Enjoy a quiet life of Elite status and comfortable accomadations
>word of rebels opposing the Diamond Authority spreads around. dont really care
>Oh fuck a Sapphire. Shit must be getting serious
>watch as several people are quickly annihilated by a metal wielding Pearl and a War class Quartz
>The victims are soundly crushed for their incompetence
>A thousand or so years pass
>blue and white diamond affiliated gems are told to evacuate immediatly, a Code Crown broadcast.
>Ambushed at the Galaxy Warp by a group of rebels
>Can't really wipe out the rebels or sweep away the evacuees too
>gem is cracked in the slaughter, collapsed to the ground, too weak to fight using the water surrounding the warp spire
>Be approached by a couple "crystal gems" as the rebels have taken to calling themselves
>"Should we put this one in the Channel Setting with the rest?"
>"Nah. Poof her and put her in a Bezel. We'll fix it to something so she can't regen- see she's a little cracked anyway."
>Get poofed
>Become linked with this handheld mirror object.
>Reinforcements arrive in other warps, but so do more CG's
>Keenly aware of all that's going on
>Everyone around the warp dies eventually
>Dropped to the ground, forgotten for thousands of years
>Suddenly hear the warp after being resigned to my fate
>Picked up by THAT SAME PEARL
>"Oh look! It's an Audio Image Repository! This would make a great present for Rose some day."
>The sheer callousness is aggravating to no end
>Get stored in this glorified handbags head.
>Fast forward to Mirror Gem
>>79001249
I did not notice that.
Huh.
Cutest purple.
>>79001165
>Steven: Did you ever help anyone and regret it?
>Pearl: We've all done things we regret.
>[A flashback to a Russian laboratory, Pearl stands with a number of scientists. Behind them is a large bomb. The name "Tsar" is written in white paint on its side.]
>>79001249
We had six in a row the other day.
>>79001287
Ok, yeah its a bot
>>79001287
>First vote that isn't for DTLI is for their worst album
Literally why
>>79001227
>Motherly
What mother is afraid of babies even Amethyst handled Baby Steven better than that salty fuck.
>>79001287
Stop Vote Botting
Faggot
>>79001254
do it man.
when you're done, watch Fire Walk With Me, it answers some questions from the series
>>79000934
top tier comedy
>>79000741
>Jasper attempts to confront the Crystal Gems once and for all.
>She returns to the temple, wasting no time before breaching the entrance.
>No one is home.
>Greg walks in, with an armful of boxes.
G: "Oh, I didn't expect anyone to be here, I guess you're another Gem right? Man I wish they told me these things."
J: "What? Who are you? Where are the others?"
G: "Oh, I'm Greg, Hi. As for the others they went off on some mission, they should be back in about a week I'm just looking after the house while they are gone, can you take this box for a second?"
J: "So they will return here? I shall await their return."
G: "Right, like just waiting? Here? You know if you're not doing anything, I could use an extra hand down at the Car-wash this week."
J: "Uhh.. I.. Suppose.."
>A week later, Steven and the Gems return to the house, Jasper is sitting on the sofa watching some cheesy detective show with Lion and Greg.
>>79001312
you have my curiosity anon
>>79001308
That'd just be a misunderstanding though. Pearl or one of the CGs must have done something intentionally that pissed her off
>>79001319
Just subtract 256 from DTLI's total.
>>79001161
>>79001164
This is just a taste of the future
>>79001287
I really like sum 41
>>79000999You are weak
>>79001334
Okay, shit motherly. She's better with grown kids.And she didn't do anything while Steven was falling to his death. But other than that...
>>79000000
>Catherine Coulson, Frank Silva, Don Davis and Jack Nance are dead
>Michael Ontkean isn't coming back
>Lynch nearly dropped the project altogether
I could be a lot more excited. It's going to be missing some of my favorite people. I just hope we get a conclusive ending at this point.
Jasper is just as strong as Lapis
>>79001319
>130 posters in this thread (let's be generous and say that's how many people are in this thread at this exact moment)
>Over 200 votes in poll
unless you posted this somewhere else, yes
>>79001140
Oh.
then that. Let's do that.
>>79001366
>spoiler
That was breakdown Pearl, sometimes Moms are scary to their children when they're having breakdowns.
Pearl's the sort of Mom who would adopt a grown kid, because the concept of giving birth is a straight up NOPE to her.
>>79001312
I'd bet she's the one who started the dog head experiments
>>79001287
>Liking sum 41
>Any year
Disgusting.
>>79001366
>s-she looked down to see if he was ok
>>79001334
Regardless of her attitude, Pearl's inability to handle fluids/solids/organic matter without getting 'queasy' means that she'd not be very good for dealing with a child under ten, easily.
>>79001078
i greatly appreciate the effort taken to fuck with lapidotfags
>>79001385
that's Zuke's job
>>79001283
Whatever really. Maybe Peridot messing with Amy's hair. Or maybe Peridot playing with a shapeshifted Amy, preferably chicken or puma.
>>79001287
>deleted
kek>there are people who don't vote for Chuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9tC0H7Ehrw
>>79001355
Sweet isn't it
>>79001224
good choice of last image
Best gem will soon rule us all.
>>78999697
Rose's Scabbard for 'the most,' but the scene between Steven and Lapis while she's in the mirror really stood out for me. The way she gradually starts 'talking' with Steven, calls him a friend, and wants him to run away with her after she's out of the mirror.
>>79001407
"Pearl, I threw up."
"Holo-Pearl, clean up Steven's mess."
>>79001341
i want this.....so bad
>>79001364
no
I am strong because I do what I want to do!
yeah.......
>>79001366
Well she's mostly gotten better since then. That was during her breaking down phase.
She hasn't really fucked up since the fusion debacle.
>>79001386
>That was breakdown Pearl, sometimes Moms are scary to their children when they're having breakdowns.
Is that supposed to excuse her horrid actions?
>>78999689
This is true considering their reasoning in the extended intro:
>Garnet: Fighting for the place where she's allowed to exist as a fusion
>Pearl: Fighting to continue dead Rose's legacy
>Amethyst: Fighting because it's where she was born
>Steven: Fighting to be what everyone wants him to be
Humanity gets saved out of convenience, really.
>>79001386
This is why Amethyst should be in charge everyone knows that Quartz's makes the best moms
>>79001346
>The Tsar was a Russian bomb made back in the Cold War
>Had a yield of 58 Megatons (58 million tons of tnt)
>It was originally meant to have a yield of over 100+ megatons, but scientists were worried it might set the atmosphere aflame
It was the largest bomb ever detonated
https://youtu.be/aMYYEsKvHvk
>Pearl: With this device, you can increase the output by a factor of ten!
>>79001341
I feel like there would be more in between "I could use an extra hand" and "uhh ... I suppose".
Otherwise this is perfect and I want it to happen somebody call Sucrose and tell her to make this canon.
I've got the next thread set up and ready to post at Page 10.
>>79001341
>J: "So they will return here? I shall await their return."
>G: "Right, like just waiting? Here? You know if you're not doing anything, I could use an extra hand down at the Car-wash this week."
>J: "Uhh.. I.. Suppose.."
nope
ooc
ruined
dropped
I'm looking forward to Amedot!
>>79001341
That would actually be pretty cool. I could dig it. I don't ship them or anything but it would be a cool way to integrate her into Earth life. Especially without having to devote a ton of episodes to it like they are with Peridot.
On the other hand, Id say she deserves some focus after all the focus Peridot has been getting.
>>79001412
Well we need to tell Zuke to get on that shit.
>>79001453
>Humanity gets saved out of convenience, really.
Yeah, it's pretty great.
>>79001478
I got one set up too
I got next thread set up and ready to post at page 10
>>79001161
GOOD WORK ANON!
>>79001341
>>79001341
this is what I want
All right. who is your favorite boarder and explain why
>Hard mode: NO ZUKE
>>79001435
More likeAmethyst, feeding time!
>>79001478
...we're at page 6, anon.
let's talk about your priorities for a moment.
>>79001502
Well we don't need two, so let him do it
>>79001444
You aren't strongin the real way
>>79001495
we'd get blocked
>>79001478
>>79001502
>>79001504
Well this is just perfect.
>>79000798
It becomes over hyped and actually fun for the first day or two playing it, than it slowly loses it's luster with each passing hour until it finally becomes dull and lifeless. Much like the person playing it.
>>78999479
>"I always thought I might be bad."
>"Now I'm sure that it's true."
>"Because I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you."
It's killing me that right now it's ending on a sad note right now. Hopefully with Peredemption and Lapis' return we get a new verse that's happier.
>>79001341
>The mission that the gems are on is that they're trying to hunt down Jasper
gib episode pls or I report u sugar
>>79001476
maybe Greg could appeal to Jasper's strength
>y'know I've got a lot of heavy stuff that no one else seems to be able to lift
>A CHALLENGE
>>79001484
Not before Garnet takes her virginity of course
She has to break her in :^)
>>79001348
Like... I don't know, leaving her stuck in the mirror for thousands of years and using her as a mere object? They fucking knew she was in there, man. They knew and they did nothing.
If it were me I'd be fucking pissed, too.
>>79001453
>>Steven: Fighting to be what everyone wants him to be
https://youtu.be/o2bWmC0fBTA?t=12s
>>79001478
how about we talk about the show
>>79001523
The Asian because I have yellow fever
>>79001523
none I don't have favorites because they all make mistakes
and don't worry, it's def not zuke if I ever had one
>>79001523
Zuke "THE LESBIAN" Nukem because Amy and Peridot
>>79001517
>When they come home Jasper jumps up, wiping chip crumbs from her chest
>>79001523
Jeff or Joe or whoever made Pearl look like she did in Back to the Barn.
>>78999479
>>79001542
When is the next part happening?
It better be next episode since its the beginning of season 2B
>>79001524
I just did a fart-laugh, no joke
>>79001523
Joe. His scenes look the cleanest and nicest.
>>79001569
I don't really know if there are set times throughout the seasons where they add on verses. Maybe it is a semi-seasonal thing?
Hello, fellow humans.
>>79001523
Paul villeco
>>79001523
I can't beat hard mode, I love Zuke, even if she won't notice me.
http://strawpoll.me/6540515
http://strawpoll.me/6540521
Dooooo iiiiit.
>>79001460
And with Pearl's help, Siberia now has a sea.
>>79001596
do you thrive on shit polls?
>>79001558
I want this edited with Garnet as Krabs, Amethyst as SpongeBob, "for the Earth" instead of "Krusty Krab", Rose as Plankton, and Steven as Patrick.
Too bad I lack the skills and software to do any of that.
>>79001589
Hi P Dottie, how's it going?
>>79001569
It'll be the credits of the Malachite fight and Lapidemption episode.
>>79001557
That just raises a question, though.
Was Lapis an enemy combatant? A comrade who lost her memory thanks to having her gem damaged so badly? A non-combat gem caught in the fighting?
>>79001589
Fuck off /ss/neople
>>79001547
That and being the alpha male in the relationship brings out an unexpected caring side.
>"You will not succeed in lifting those boxes, Greg.'
>"Sure I will, I just need to-HNNNG work some of that old-HURRRRGH patented Universe mag-AAAUUUUUGH!"
>"Reflect on how effortlessly I am currently carrying you to the human rehabilitation center."
>"I know, you don't have to rub it in: next time I'll ask for help."
>>79001528
Why?
>>79001534
What if it worked though?
No more apethyst, no more shit facial expressions.
Like if there was a stat sheet of each characters hit/miss ratio with each boarder I guarantee that Amethyst would be the lowest average score with the outlier of Zuke.
>>78999137
Sauce?
I support home worlds plans.
>>79001547
>>79001633
stop this
>>79001614
Those are the first two I've made in months, man.
>>79001523
Rebecca is an obvious answer, but I love Joe and Jeff. Lamar as well, since he makes the best Garnets and he's Bucks VA.
>>79001633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg
What if Jasper said nyah?
>>79001645
Official art I got from Google Images.
>>79001618
>>79001588
I wonder if itll be the next part of the next verse or if the refrain isn't over.
>>79001247
Yellow Pearl is the lieutenant of the current Big Bad. Of course we will see her again.
>>79001156
Oh hey, someone still has that saved.
Old computer's monitor cost too much to repair, and the hard drive is incompatible with this, so lost a couple of things
>>79001540
And then the sex mods roll in.
>>79001651
you can't stop what needs to be
>>79001651
We've come too far to stop now, anon.
>>79001624
She was a member of Blue Diamonds court if I had to guess, and in an uprising, the enemy wants to remove all traces of the opposing ruling class.
Plus, from what we've seen, Lapis has a powerlevel around that of "Walking with the Gods" so I wouldn't be surprised if she was targeted.
I think I'm starting to ship Steven/Peridot harder than anything else. Is my taste shit?
How come you guys always make Jasper sound all wordy and haughty? She was pretty gruff and informal in her appearances.
>>79001339
>Fire Walk With Me
I got the brd for Christmas last year, but I was so bummed out by the tv series finale that I never got around to the movie.
>>79001637
every storyboarder team have their style
honestly wouldn't you get tired of the shoehorned gay stuff and everybody drawn in the same way?
>>79001691
yup
>>79001660
What if Jasper said myah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpEB_BfkX5U
>>79001653
they are shit
>>78999590
Right?! It looks like some words bird thing, and that tube sticking out its head makes it look uglier
>tfw you will never be a gem
sad_frog.bmp
>>79001673
>Hard drive was incompatible
Have you considered buying a cheap enclosure or dock for the hard drive to recover the data?
>>79001697
Do it. Got a great David Bowie scene and more fucking batshit crazy Ray Wise.
>>79001694
not all warriors are dumb muscle heads anon
>>79001691
your taste IS shit but you're not in the wrong path
honestly taking the hints they are throwing I'd ship it as well
but I don't
because I don't have shit taste
>>79001690
This.
Lapis was likely a noncombatant, and the CGs weren't about to straight-up shatter a civilian. On the other hand, much like Sapphire she was also a very valuable priority target so they couldn't exactly let her be.
So into the mirror she went.
>>79001366
She told Steven not to follow her. She wanted to be alone. He was too far away to reach before he fell, anyway.
>>79001690
Well, she's only that powerful near liquids (possibly only near H2O? More evidence required to make a definitive assertion either way).
But that doesn't mean she wouldn't be a priority target given that a lot of places important to Rose have water in or near them.
>>79001722
you gotta believe
>>79001722
>.bmp
how
4chan doesn't allow it
>>79001718
They're relevant to my interests, so yeah, obviously.
>>79001660
Here you go senpai
http://i.imgur.com/8HkWw4u.jpg
>>79001740
Except Steven/Connie is so blatant its not even funny.
Steven is already convinced they are gonna get married one day.
>>79001651
It's too late.
>Steven and Greg go on a road trip
>Jasper is curled up in the back of the van
>"This is stupid Greg, I can just run as fast as this vehicle"
>"That isn't the point Jasper ..."
>>79001722
Its alright, Anon. If you save up, when you eventually die you can have yourself cremated and the ashes made into a diamond for other people to enjoy.
>>79001711
What if Jasper said myaah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FPFCpth6no
>>79001366
She also saw that he caught himself, and let the situation resolve itself.
She probably would have dove to get him if he did fall.
>>79001740
>taking the hints they are throwing I'd ship it as well
You're crazy if you think they'd dare even hint it. That'd be pedophilia
>>79001723
Eh, not really. Did manage to upload a few drawings to tumblr before that, and the rest, got it all back thanks to 4chan.Also, didn't store any lewds on there, so didn't have to worry about that.
>>79001740
Is Peridot x Amethyst trash?
>>79001460
Sweet Christ...
>>79001698
>shoehorned
>gay stuff
>this shit, again and again
Ugh. If you don't like gay undertones you're watching the wrong show anon.
>>79001769
ever heard of break ups
I'm sure you do.or don't
>>79001673
I'd saved everything posted for quite a long time.
Haven't been doing that recently, but I'll soon be saving everything again.
I probably have all your drawings saved if I lookThank for drawing that one for me tho <3
>>79001523
http://strawpoll.me/6540550
>>79001740
>Hints
What hints? Other than him making her hold his hand.
>>79001811
I dunno, this show is too idealistic for that I think. I doubt it gets into that kind of drama.
https://imgur.com/a/W5xmX
>>79001808
>Ugh
patronizing_reaction_image_no8000.jpg
>>79001822
A vote for Hilary is a vote for Zuke
>>79001840
#groanzone
>>79001827
>I doubt it gets into that kind of drama
anon, I...
>>79001827
to be fair, even if they get into some drama and part ways for a bit doesn't mean that they won't end up together
people do do that you know
>>78999999
>>79000000
Holy fuckola
>>79001853
no it's not
hilary does most of the scenes
zuke just draws shit in a prettier way so you shitfags can shitfag harder along her
>>79001873
there's nothing to imply they are endgame
>>79001867
Where in the show has there been dating drama so far? With break ups and make ups and the like?
>>79001873
Thats a fair point
>>79001909
You are blind if you don't see it. Not saying they will definitely start dating within the show, but it lays their relationship on pretty thick.
>>79001909
They literally assume that they will get married when they are older
>>79001836
This is fake right?
>>79001954
No. Zuke posted it on her tumblr before deleting it.
>>79001949
no they don't
>>79001954
No, it was a cut scene from Log Date. You can find it on Zuke's tumblr.
>>79001893
Hellen Jo, please.
Florido was half resposable for the Pericat and her acts.
And Jeff draws better than Zuke, anyway
>>79001933
>Where in the show has there been dating drama so far?
You're not being serious
>>79001975
Why would she post it in the first place?
Good fucking job, Zuke, now we have it forever.
Opinions on Lamar?
>>79001954
>>79001975
Proof:
http://unknow-pallete.tumblr.com/post/136922869732/laurenzuke-theres-a-scene-that-got-cut-for
>>79001984
>You can find it on Zuke's tumblr
No you don't
>>79001998
she's that stupid
>>79001977
Steven literally talks about becoming the First Man and how that won't happen if he can't grow up.
>>79001993
I mean like the variety thats in like AT and RS. I don't think SU has really had that.
Aside from Sadie and Lars I guess.
>>79001998
No one ever makes dumb mistakes ever.
>>79002005
His style is too silly sometimes.
Buck reminds me to a fuckbuddy.
>>78999136
Needs this done, but for Ziggy Stardust
we nine minutes now
>>79002037
>Ziggy Stardust
anon nuu ;_;
>>79001730
funny story about the David Bowie scene:
I was watching the movie with my gf and some friends last year, during the intro credits I saw his name which made me exclaim "David Bowie is in this movie!?" my gf asks me "Who's David Bowie?" which I responded "oh, you'll know when you see him. He's probably gonna be on the weirdest scene of the movie.
turns out I was right.
>>79002021
Then that's just Steven, not the entire cast or the crewniverse.
Let things flow.
Shipping wars are pointless anyway
>>79002011
Just looked over her Tumblr, and I don't understand why everyone shits on her art.
>>79002037Look up here,I'm in heaven.
>>79002061
>Who's David Bowie?
Is she five years old or something?
On this site that isn't outside the realm of possibility.
>>79002062
Well I mostly meant with Steven. Lars and Sadie are the only other real couple in the show anyway.
But yeah, if it feels natural I can dig it, but it feels like so many shows add drama to romantic relationships just for the sake of drama. As though simply having a couple who are mostly happy together is such a terrible thing for a show to do.
my libido died with david bowie to be honest
now both turned to ashes
>>79001822
>http://strawpoll.me/6540550
>Lamar Abrams 204 votes
Uhh
>>79002064
They don't?
Well goign off /sug/ the general concisis is she is a godsend and portrays characters better than Sugar herself.
>>79001909
well there's no other game for him
this show was made to be the lesbian space rock power hour, he's going to stay nice and squared away with connie-chan so his jiggling mounds of sweaty moob meat and stupid jewfro hair and tiny boy penis will never get mixed up with the form of pure beauty and light that are the gems
>>79002100
>Lars and Sadie are the only other real couple in the show anyway.
People don't give Sadie enough shit for kidnapping Steven and Lars.
>>79002118
What's wrong with how Sugar does it?
>>79002118
anon are you alright?
>>79001998
why wouldn't she post it
good job zuke, now we have it forever!
>>79001476
>>79001481
I admit it, I'm a hack, I couldn't think of an in-character way to bridge that gap without trying to do too much at once. I am for Shame.
>>79002118
in your delusional mind, maybe
>>79002118
Had a little too much to drink tonight have we?
Which Gem is your favorite?
>>79001822
>lamar
>205 votes
wat
>>79002139
>>79002140
>>79002154
I don't like her eyes and comfort zone sad faces, everyone in laser light canon looked weird as if their faces were melting.
>>79002149
Jasper doesn't like humans, why would she accept to help Greg?
Does he emanate some kind of alpha male aura?
>>79002164
Lapis is my waifu but in all honesty, Steven is best gem
>>78999149
>>78999543
>Rose invites Pearl to Greg's van to learn more about "human bonding customs"
>>79002115
That's what happens when you don't enable capthchakackala
When will Peridot get to watch the rest of Camp Pining Hearts? This is a travesty of justice.
>>79002164
pearl. best gem. hottest gem. funniest gem.
>>79002168
I actually meant this
>goign off /sug/ the general concisis
But yeah I agree with you
>>78998810
where on earth is this from/
>>79002137
They really don't.
>We're supposed to think Lars is the badguy for getting mad at Sadie
>She literally KIDNAPPED him and a small child.
I still really want Lars and Sadie to end up together though.
>>79002193
no but she will start watching Little Butler with Amethyst
>>79002203
Preach brother
Check this out.
>>>/trash/972424 Lets cheer on our brother in arms.I mean at least he's not an hero.
>>79002164
I've been on the peri bandwagon since I started watching last year
lapis is close second
>>79002214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqfe7wgy_z0
>>79002208
I thought everyone circle jerked to Zuke here, I love her art but damn all I ever see is praise.
>>79002168
It took a while before the character designs really solidified.
>>78998917
It's strange, considering Amethyst's "glitching" in the episode where her gem is cracked reminded me of Borderland's "Digistruct" thing.
Anyways the homeworld army sent somehow manages to get fucked by bandits, only a small group make it to a vault, everyone who survives is insane and also incredibly powerful
>>79002164
I don't have a fav.
But I like Jassper. She's the most consistent of the cast.
I used to like Lapis when she debutted. Then I opened my eyes.
>>79002164
JUST WANT TO WATCH STEVEN GET MORE POWERFUL, BUT IT TAKES SOOOOO LONG
>>79002203
This guy knows. Although I have to admit Yellow Pearl, what little we have seen of her, is really up there for me now.
>>79002235
Why can't USA CN do ads like this?
They used to do it in the 90s and early 2000s
>>79002235
oh thank god I though I was going to have to watch robot chicken
>>79002237
>all I ever see is praise.
Because her fagbase is a very dedicated one.
>>79002165
OF COURSE THE BLACK MAN DRAWS THE SHORTSTACK WITH AN ASS N TIDDIES LIKE AN APE
>>79002232
This can't be real.png
>>79002193
For the 1 Year Canniversary, Steven will buy her the complete collection of Camp Pining Hearts, complete with an autograph poster and surprise her with the news that it is getting a reboot in the fall season.
>>79002258
Because we have something in the US called "quality control"
>>79002164
Lapis is best, and Garnet and Peri vie for a close second, but Steven is still in a tier above waifuism.
>>79002279
it's not
>>78998854
>You'd be so proud of him
>I know I am
We're all proud of Steven....we all are.
>>79002307
I'm not.
He desappoints me every time.
o:^)
>>79002289
Dumb question. Why did he call it a canniversary? Because he gave her cans? Because her being caught is her being "canned"? I don't get it.
>>79002164
>all this lapis and jasper
>appeared for barely any eps
SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL HOLY SHIT
>>79002336
HER SWEET SWEET CAN
>>79002336
Because Camp Pining Hearts takes place in CANada.
>>78998854
Steven doesn't go to school.
There's no school in Beach City.
>>79002289
don't you meanCampiversary?Steven wouldn't reuse his word play anon
>>79002356
The canniversary didn't have anything to do with CPH.
>>79002350
Characters who don't actually do a lot but have a lot of potential to be interesting always garner a large fanbase.
Boba Fett for example doesn't do shit except die, and yet he's considered an iconic badass Star Wars villain.
>>79002336
Because he was literally holding paint cans
>>79002164
I've loved Peridot since the first time she showed up. I like her voice, and it just turned out her character is so lovable that I am happy every time she's on screen.If she dies in the show I'm going to legit sob.
>>79002350
why are you yelling so much anon, just take a toke a da good ganja and chill back
>>79002381
The next one will. Or at least, itcan.
>>79002237
I think Zuke plays up her awkward relatable cutesy neet aspect too much.
We get it, you're weird and into anime and women.
I saw that shit way to much on tumblr.
Her art, for the most part, is okay. She knows how to do fanservice, and does it well.
I don't like her stumbly pacing, where it kinda shambles around in the ten minutes she can present her work, nor do I like how she basically uses Peridot as a bicycle for what whacky thing she has next.
She can tell a story when she sticks to her guns, (Chille Tid) though.
Imo she's a 7/10.
>>79002388
thats honestly retarded and autistic, no joke.
>>79002405
I feel the same way
>>79002416
Don't you bully Zuke.
>>78999530
It's broken.
>>79002215
I was surprised there wasn't a scene with the CG and Greg freaking out about where Steven was at the end of that episode.
>>79002398
Now I feel dumb. I was trying to connect it to when she was captured since that's what the "anniversary" was for.
>>79002416
>and does it well.
Hahaha
>>79002350
Chill fag
>>79002423
it's more like the opposite of that
you know, not taking fiction seriously?
>>78998976
http://imgur.com/BwKCJVp
ENDGAME
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>>79002388
That's because he did a lot of cool shit in the EU before the EU got canned.
>>79002416
>you're weird and into anime and women.
I hate myself for drawing a similarity between Zuke and fucking Alphys.
>>79002416
I disagree, I enjoy it a lot, I think it's really cute.Me being a lesbian might bias me, but i don't care too much about that, shit is good.
>>79002423
No, it'snormal.
>>79002469
>giving a shit about the Abramverse
Why the fuck should I acknowledge Disney? Their movie was as shit as the prequels, only hype and a lack of Jar Jar Binks kept the normie eye shrouded in delusion.
>>79002482
You jumped the shark.
>>79002482
DON'T FUCKING BULLY ZUKE!!!!!!!!
I MEAN IT YOU FUCKER!
>>79002439
I think the gems said something about leaving for a week before Steven left. That doesn't account for Greg tho, but I guess he isn't around all the time and probably assumed Steven was on a mission with them.
>>79002488
Did you even think before writing this reply?
>>79002433
Why is it whenever I give my opinion on something, I'm bullying
Goddamn Zukefags.
>>79002447
>Amethyst's perma-bedroom look
>Peridots BUTT.
>Jasper crawling toward Steven like she just got out of REALLY ROUGH SEX
You tell me, anon.
>>79002472
she and amber already did
one of them tweeted something along the lines of "we like alphys because she's a fat gay lizard and so are we"
>>79002488
>me being a lesbian
look at you, how cool.
>>79002469
He was incredibly popular with general audiences before Return of the Jedi or 99% of the EU existed.
>>79002530It's a joke, spaz.
>>79002514
Yeah? What kind of a question is that? I think Lauren Zuke's personality as presented to us is cute, My homosexuality might influence that. Was that eloquent enough for you, dick?
>>79002536
Where the fuck is the Undyne of the crew then
Choose what's more likely.
1. Steven had to live out of a van for 8+ years.
2. Greg and Steven lived in a house/apartment, but Greg moved out to fund the temple house for Steven.
3. There's enough room at the car wash to live in. Greg prefers his van.
>>79002555
in their dreams
>>79002508
Zuke is sooo shit, that she's still virgin and all her heartbroken and depressive shit she used to post is because her crush rejected her.
Fucking loser, if it wasn't for Sugar she'd be dead by now.
Though SU's runtime is only postponing her inevitable suicide.
>>79002542
Literally, I'm explaining my reasoning. Idk what else you want
>>79002555
It's Sucrose
>>79002557
3 no doubt
>>79002542
She wasn't bragging, retard. She was just saying.
>>79002576
You don't need to.
>>79002557
#3, there's an office in the car wash that Greg could probably live in but he just likes the van
>>79002573
her crush was not into women? or ugly people?
>>79002551
Alright don't get all moody and bloody over me.
>>79002557
2, but in a different order.
He waited until Steven moved into the temple house and then moved out of the apartment to save money.
>>79002557
I've never seen a car wash that didn't have some sort of rest/office area for people to wait while their car's interior is cleaned.
>>79002573
God damn, you don't have an ounce of compassion, huh? Just because you have a shitty life that you're not enjoying doesn't mean you have to take it out on public figures. Build a fence, write a book, do something with all of that pent up energy besides being a total jackass.
>>79002582
>>79002576
Bully proof windows
troll safe doors.
>>79002179
That would explain a bit.
>>79002612
Are you honestly replying? Hes clearly trolling you
>>79002585
I felt it would develop the conversation better, help people see my side.
>>79002557
1
also what the fuck with number 2?
he didn't do shit to build the temple, it was already made when he first visited beach city
>>79002573
that's a spicy meatball anon, about the crush
is that true or are you just a dirty rumor starter
>>79002612
Zuke, plz
It's just a post
>>79002542
The Dam burst, quick report to the river to hold back flood waters.You wouldn't happen to be the lesbian from Ireland/Scotland (w/e) would you?
>>79002551
>talk about her body fluids every other post
>cute
Yeah your homosexuality is blinding you.
>>79002613
You can call me a pussy, but I won't hear you in my safe spaceMY SAAAAFE SPAAAAACE
>>79002637
these threads suck balls after image limit
>>79002636
Temple house. The house at the temple, not the temple itself.
>>79002179
because he's killed a powerful quartz before and god dammit he will do it again if she doesn't straighten her shit out
>>79002582
why do you talk about yourself in third person?
>>79002548
Nice backpedal.
>>79002612
Wow your the real faggot here anon.
>>79002659
You can blame get-faggotry for that.
I said it would be terrible.
>>79002557
3 makes sense to me. After all Greg prolly lived out of that van during his failed music career.
>no sizekink porn of yellow diamond and yellow pearl
life is suffering
>>79002637
IIRC Lauren did say something like that. Also I'm sure she tweeted something about 2015 or 2014 being a year full of hearbreaking stuff.
And it'd actually explain her depression
>all this Zuke hate
Late night /sug/ is shit.
>>79002612
>hello pot meet keetle
aka don't reply
We are reaching shitpost singularity here guys,
>>79002659
I usually loved /sug/ after image limit cuz that when we had the best conversations then but now, all these sensitive homogays are coming out of the wood works from god knows where and taking any form of shit post seriously and its fucking annoying.
>>79002717
>late night
Haha don't be stupid it's only-
2am?
huh
>>79002717
It's like one guy trolling. Everyone in /sug/ sucks her figurative dick 24/7.
What more do you want? Personally I don't think she really that much better or worse than most of the other current storyboarders.
>>79002636
The temple was already built, but not the beach-house. In the flashbacks, the "Temple" is literally a cave leading to a warp pad, and the door. It isn't until Steven is about 5-7 and Greg decides it would be best for him to live with the Gems, that they start constructing the beach-house in-front of the temple. Check the Extended Intro, you see them building the house.
>>79002661
Anon the gems built that.
>>79002744
All we need is someone to attempt suicide and it's back to /trash/.
>>79002717
Wait till about 2 or 3am, most of the asshole Americans go to sleep, the Euros haven't really woken up, and the people who are left are fairly chill
>>79002717
You're also shit if you think blind-praise is ok.
Admitting someone you like has faults isn't hate.
I gave her a 7/10.
But that's hate, right?
>>79002708
There is of Blue Diamond and Blearl. I'll post it next thread.
rip thread this was a good one.
Can we talk about Jasper some more in the next one?
>>79002717
as we get deeper and deeper into hiatus, the people who hate the show and the crew start to join in. Notice how everything goes from hype and fun during the episodes/bombs, but then progressively get more and more negative? Just abandon ship while you can anon. Come back when we have new content to discuss
>>79002717
>likes the person who talk about how she takes a shit 30 percent of the time
You don't expect me to actually like this person right?
>>79002775
>the people who are left are fairly chill
>>79002573
questionmarks.jpg
>>79002776
YES
STOP
FUCKING
BULLYING ZUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79002775
Fuck you Americans are greatget it?
>>79002775
I was up at 7am Eastern yesterday and it was the most cancerous I had seen the board in months.
>>79002776
Cut the martyr shit, I wasn't even addressing you. Stop being an attention whore.
>>79002765
With lumber and plumbing and shit that had to come from somewhere. We don't know if they have enough money for that. Greg probably helped.
>>79002805
Zuke will kill herself and there's absolutely, literally nothing you can do to stop it.
>>79002765
And Greg.
>>79002824
euros are even worse the americans.
>>79002827
you can be a gril and ask her out on a date
>>79002826
>We don't know if they have enough money for that
Anon, shut up.
>With lumber and plumbing and shit that had to come from somewhere
Yeah, from Pearl.
zuke will go back in time
to the time when she was happiest
>>79002826
I imagine the gems can get a lot of free shit.
>Hey remember that time we saved your entire species and planet from annihilation? Would you mind giving us some lumber?
>>79002844
I am a grill though and def won't ask her out on a date. Or would and never show up.
>>79002846
I have no idea what you're trying to say.
>>79002717
people only like her because she does the same half-lidded look on all her characters while having an autistic presence on twitter.
>>79002776
you are a god amongst men. i need to see huge gems rewarding their servants for their loyaltywith sexual favors
>>79002827
seriously she has one of my dream jobs and she so fucking depressing. As a person i don't like her but as a boarder well her writings shit but the art is decent.
>>79002858
zuke is kill confirmed
how much longer will SU last? 2, 3 years tops?
>>79002826
Pearl is literally on money, and Amethyst has a pile of gold in her junk heap.
Not that she would part with it of course, I imagine Greg pays for everything. I remember someone did a video where they tallied the expenses of everything that Steven and the gems break or damage, ranging from Steven breaking his TV with his shield to the cost of replacing the Dumpster Amethyst slashed in half. They only did two or three episodes though which is a shame.
>>79002860
Gems don't rely on money and they are super strong, and Pearl is knowledgeable. They built the house.
Greg couldn't even fix his own van.
>>79002868
nothing pisses me off more than the fact shes not happy while working at cartoon fucking network. so ungrateful.
>>79002858
>Or would and never show up
I feel good when zuke is suffering.
>>79002885
>Pearl is literally on money
that's pretty cute, honestly. she's such a huge dweeb it's hard to imagine that humans look up to her that much.
>>79002868
she just has her ups and downs especially now that SU's big and there's all this pressure
I bet if she was happy all the time she wouldn't be as funny
art must be suffered for
>>79002882
If Sugar got rid of Jo and SU didn't change then the same will apply to Zuke.
In conclusion, she's not important.
>>79002775
West Coast Best Coast
>>79002858
this. i mean her personality sucks a lot, even 1000000 cute pearl pictures cannot help with that.
>>79002885
>>79002917
>on money
Is this some expression I'm unfamiliar with?
>>79002901
>cartoon fucking network
are those [as] premises?
>>79002901
man you don't know the first thing about how she feels about that
I think when she talks about her job she sounds grateful as hell
you can't force yourself to feel any one way all the time, chemicals are fickle bitches
>>79002933
East Coast I Should Go To Bed
Coast
>>79002949
there was like a penny or quarter with her face on it
>>79002949
http://i.imgur.com/GbW22sa.png
>>79002825
>Martyr shit
>Being killed over my beliefs
Nigga what?
I was stating an opinion on how I didn't think she was the best. I can criticize something without hating it you know.
I get that it's an odd concept, but stick with me here.
>>79002970
jej post it in the new thread that apparently exists now.
>>79002969
praise the lord
>>79002940
>her personality sucks
fuk u she's hilarious
>>79002901
>>79002868
Zuke does what my grandmother does, Complain and look for sympathy while this may work for a bit at a certain point you simply stop caring about them simply because you can't enjoy that persons "character"so to speak.
>>79002903
Being a sadistic girl, and in general, has its perks.
>>79002981
>post isn't directed at anyone
>respond defensively as if it was directed specifically at you
Yes, martyr shit.
>>79002989
she's not looking for sympathy though
she just vents with sarcastic humor for everybody to enjoy
>>79002892
Greg was "crippled" when Pearl fixed his van the first time, and the second time he was helping her fix it. Additionally, Greg literally says "Phew, building a house is not easy." He helped build the house.
As far as money goes, Greg has a small business and a decent income to support a home, but lives in a van. The gems have no income, but live in a home with Greg's Son. Odds are Greg is paying for everything, either that or the Gems are rolling in Illuminati bucks.
>>79002612
>posting a troll post to a troll post...
Wellplayed.
>>79003022
no she doesn't
>sarcastic humor
self-deprecating humor isn't sarcasm
>>79002955
Sure you can't feel one way all the time anon but she does not need to be "crying for help" every other post. being grateful and happy are two different things, A depressed person can be grateful there alive yet still be depresed. If she has issues she should fucking see someone rather than consult twitter.
>>78998924
Nigga that shits kawaii