Fusion Friends Edition
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>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Seriously i hate how they treat the fusions that need more screen time.
Guys a meme I made about SU made it on the front page of reddit, then to KYM. I've become a part of the normies.
It's time to kill myself, right?
>tfw your hair will never turn peridot on
Amethyst is hip hop
Pearls is ballet
Garnet is electro swing
What would Peridots dance theme be?
Do it for Rainbow Quartz, who is dead now because Rose is dead.
For the guy that asked last thread
This one and the two stories following it
This one, too.
I'm so sorry everyone. I never meant for this to happen.
I understand. I'm so sorry /sug/
Turns out I'm part of the dark triad.
I've been tested by a 'professional' a couple hours ago.
Maybe that's the reason Jasper is my waifu.
What about you?
I know some Lapisfags are heavily prone to depression and Pearlfags to OCD.
Tell me about your mental illnesses /sug/
Their best soldiers can take over a planet in months.
Their worst ones can destroy worlds in seconds.
Plus, they'd make interesting foils to the Gems. As while they are a bunch of long-lived, elitist, caste-obsessed galactic conquerors whose bodies are just constructs used to carry their real selves around (Paks/Gems), Irkens still engage in archaic behaviors that you wouldn't expect of an 'elevated' biomechanical race like randomized genetics, adolescent states, unique monikers, and worst of all, eating.
>Homeworld finds another planet with potential for a colony
>It's Pandora from the Borderlands Series
How would the first wave of Gem invasion fare?
Good night /sug/. I hope you have nice dreams.
It could be but a lot of times at this time of night people are posting a lot more, they get antsy and want to move on to the next thread, so they make one themselves. The newest/most popular thread shall survive. Mods understand this.
>This is so gay!! XD
>Ok but, dorito is so smol!
>Bird mom so salty xD
> I ship amydot soo much
>ok but this is so important
haven't been here since last week
have we all accepted Yellow Diamond's design by now and are ok with it?
f-fuck, anon. I dunno that's the first time I've seen that one.
>Peridot is snuggling the pillow.
This is so sweet, my teeth hurt.
But what about things that are objectively better than Perisnot?
What happened with the drawfag who was taking suggestions?
Did he deliver or not?
Also please rec me some good fics in your opinion or just personal faves
I need to read something.
pretty sure they are both rosecucks
fucking amy shippers need to realize they're /trash/
>Steven fuses with all the Gems
>giant mega fusion gets the shit beat out of it by the Diamond fusion
>all the Gems but Steven get poofed
>Connie is injured
>Lion is gone
>there's only one person left for Steven to fuse with
>mfw Steven/Greg fusion saves the day with both the musical and literal power of a rock
I wonder if anything i've ever done made it to normie sites.
>Begin analyzing of local flora and fauna
>Everyone's dead by the end of the week
>Second wave, a lot sturdier this time
>Begin analyzing Eridian ruins
>Everyone's dead or insane by the end of the month
Not enough snow in Russia for that burn.
Im not saying it's best but it's definintly my favorite
Am curious too.
There's like two drawfags i'm wondering if they delivered anything yet.
Probably goes better than Hyperion's invasion
I dream the weirdest shit, but I enjoy it.
I once made a post on FunnyJunk (I was in a bad place in my life, cut me some slack) and it made it to the front page of that site and was reposted and made it to the front pages of Memebase and 9gag.
>I will never know because I don't ever visit those sites
This image is overplayed, but here you go anyway.
>Connie appears on screen
>Steven: I wanna put my weiiiner in her!
>Peridot just laughing and snorting
>Peridot just screams "CLOD!" which gets censored out
>Steven just looks over, "Peridot this is you:" Steven imitates a train derailing and exploding "Millions Are Dead!"
>TFW Love Like You is sung in Rose's point of view when she saw that humans devoted their short lives to love of their spouse/kids and she wanted to do the same to prove that gems could love too
Yeah but you're better than the other anon. You made a meme on a normie meme site that became a normie meme. He called attention to 4chan with what became normie scum.
It's like lighting a fire so great the enemy over the mountain takes notice. Like, in a way good job, but you've called out your kind.
Also literally cannon: Amethyst has tits
...I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen.
Depressed, stimulant addicted Pearl is my aesthetic.
I don't like either of them but I can relate to the hatefucking and sexual tension thing they had going on
I mean come on, it was palpable
Get back on this soon. I have an attachment to young Grearl because of you.
Is there a drawfag in the house? Can someone make a gem of him?
I would think Garnet wouldn't be as useful post-loop.
Time collapsing on itself would put a strain on the third eye.
I just realized that Malachite's whole existence is pretty nonsense.
Given that Garnet by herself can beat Jasper, when we factor in all the current gems and Lapis, there's no real reason why they shouldn't be able to take her down. I understand that if Malachite herself is a big threat just because she's a massive fusion gem but has Lapis not fused at all there wouldn't be any change in significance at all.
Malachite exists for no reason but to build suspense for two characters, or there's something else to all of this that we don't quite understand.
What's going on here /sug/?
>Getting rid of her feetie pajamas
Heresy of the highest order. Peridot needs to stay cute.
anyone got any amethyst stuff to share?
my folder is kinda small atm.
The ending theme to this show is the best i've heard in quite a while.
>Peri will dominate your ass and degrade you will putting you on a leash and collar for her own amusement
I love Peridot....
Lapis didn't want to join with the CGs nor did she want to help Homeworld. So she took out her frustrations at being unable to do anything on the Gem that ruined her hopes of having a nice life on Homeworld.
Silly. It's always time to kill yourself. So silly.
Where would betraying the betrayers get Pearl?
Yes this has been pointed out before.
Literally all they needed was a line from Jasper saying she would hurt Lapis if the CGs tried to stop fusion, and then Steven bubbling the CGs in a panic, leaving them unable to stop Jasper.
HAH, although I see Pearl and Greg coming to a truce(After the long list of rules) on sharing rose.
Greg and Pearl start off bragging, but then take tips on things from gem and human perspective, the stuff the other miss. Soon they tag team and love Rose together.
and maybe finally care for each other too, had this idea for way too long now
Come on, guys. Tock Ritties have been confirmed since episode 11.
Amethyst folder's starting to get kinda big, still shy of 100 mb though, not accounting for lewds
Well considering that's not the point of my hypothetical question, where she goes doesn't matter, but I'm curious if others think Pearl has passed a threshold of higher moral adherence which she would stick to when faced with the possibility of bringing back Rose.
I'm an absolute perifag, but I had an awful idea.
Imagine, with her developing conscience but lingering dedication to lack of compassion for anyone just so long as the end goal is met, she realizes that she's made far too many mistakes and worthless decisions for anyone's good. If laid out on a chart, her rates of success would be far below any acceptable standards. So, finding that she's more of a liability than an asset, she attempts to shatter her own gem. The CGs find her with a drill to her forehead, and only garnet is strong enough to pry the tool from her grip.
FUCK YOU ENCLAVE, I WANTED YELLOW DIAMOND, NOT GRAY FAGGOT
If you really think about it, Malachite isn't really a real person. With most fusions, like Garnet and Opal, the two original Gems get lost in one another and blend into a new personality. But with Big-M here it's just Jasper and Lapis inside a giant woman.
Or they realize they need to relieve the tension.
Who the- Wha- I- you-! I should kick your fuckin' ass, who is this?!
Why is it so fucking hard to undertand? I wasn't just about getting rid of Jasper, Lapis wanted her to suffer the same way she had, and even then it wasn't just because of what Jasper did to her, Lapis didn't snap until she saw how scared Steven was of Jasper, one does not simply fuck with the only person who's shown to actually care about her and been her friend
I think it's something over on your end.
I love X-01 armor for how intimidating it is. Plus the light up eyes are a nice touch. Other than that, i'll take T-51 any day over T-40 and T-60
What episode made you guys feel the most? For me, it was We Need To Talk. Just the whole conversation Greg had with Rose at the end, the way she says "But... I'm... not a real person. I-Is this... not how it works?" just fucks me up. Honestly its probably my favorite episode, with Story for Steven.
Next shot proves it's not. The Ametits are undeniable in Message Received though,
Lapis also wanted to decide her own fate, too.
She had no reason to believe that the Crystal Gems would treat her fairly, and since she 'can't understand Homeworld's tech', she'd basically be a leper or a slave caste on homeworld.
doesn't look like hatefucking to me
"The suffering these worlds have seen was all to choose my heir!"
Peridot, and who are you?, I need to contact Yellow Diamond urgently.
Rose's Scabbard always hits me pretty hard. Pearl's monologue is so... powerful, solemn and lonely. The levels Pearl drops to after thinking that Rose didn't(love her? like her? idk???) feel the way Pearl suspected is something I can relate to, though probably not to such an extreme. After being a shut-in for so long with what few friends i still have left, never getting a response from them for two weeks can be pretty scary.
This comic is infinitely better without that obnoxious onomatopoeia
Enjoy buddy. This has coming along.
The question isn't "Why didn't Lapis stop Jasper?", the question is "Why didn't Garnet stop Jasper?".
Garnet had just gotten through kicking Jasper's ass, and Jasper had just fallen out of the atmosphere, and literally says in her own words moments before fusing that she would be too weak to stop the CGs unless she were fused.
And the CGs just sit there and hold Steven back and let it happen. Whether or not Lapis WANTED to fuse, Garnet could have easily just walked over there and punched Jasper in the face. It's hard to dance with someone while you're being punched in the face. But Garnet just sits there and lets it happen.
The point is that Malachite shouldn't exist because there's no reason the CGs couldn't stop the fusion in the first place except for that the plot needed them to fuse.
>Eridium is actually unprocessed Gem sewage
>"Eridian" is actually Gem-speak for "sanitation worker"
The Diamonds are all like, "oh THAT'S where we were dumping this shit." Then they glass the surface from orbit to sanitize everything and start building.
Then they shoot Claptrap in the face because holy shit that guy is annoying.
Have you ever watched DBZ? People would transform and nobody would think to attack them while they were doing it.
It's the same with SU. It's easy to suspend your disbelief make up an excuse like "they were tired".
And, in the end, it was all for nothing.
Rose died for a planet that, in the grand scheme of things, is doomed by Homeworld if not the Cluster.
And, assuming the Earth isn't destroyed and the Crystal gems aren't all killed saving it, she can't die while Steven yet lives, because he's as close to Rose as anything in the world can get.
And he could live for a while. He might even able to pass on his gem like Rose did.
Then, the cycle will continue.
Until earth finally dies.
peridot ? yellow diamond ?
what kind of weird ass names are those ? are you some kind of fuckin tribal motherfucker ?
So Lapis is just an angry fool that wants to pout at the bottom of the ocean forever and hold someone hostage that didn't do shit but put her in a cage like she was ordered to. This doesn't get back at anyone, she has never showed any signs of hating Jasper personally, and has never shown hardly any features of her personality aside from "Steven is my friend, and I was arrested."
Lapis isn't helping anyone or really doing anything, and if she wanted to really pick her own fate she could have done anything else, or more so just up and flew away whenever they beat Jasper.
If you want to throw any other sort of theories about Lapis being a temperamental brat, go ahead, but remember that Jasper is a soldier that's a speck on the radar compared to all the power Lapis had back even at the point where her gem was cracked.
Will all of the Gems die with earth?
Will they bail, doomed to drift the cosmos without purpose, fugitives forever on the run from the greatest intergalactic force to exist?
Will they die then and there, forced to confront mortality once and for all?
Will Pearl consider, even for a second, allowing Rose's child to die while there's a chance he can live on?
Will Steven leave his father behind?
You guys exited about the new season?
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS.
>the only human male to keep making contact with the gems
I feel as if Rose just phoned it in at some point or she was just going threw that phase were she wanted to be degraded by sleeping with over weight men, you know the whole
"this is disgusting but it feels so good iku iku iku maseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!"
Honestly, If Amethyst was more like a Jasper, fight hungry and a little on the angry side, it would be a very different show.
Hey, I got a good place where you can shove that trace
Since you seem to be taking on the job as Enclaveanon, have my last edit.
Do me proud, boy.
About a million times more excited than I am for X-files coming back.
>Incoming retards coming into this thread to bitch about gets
I really want to see more crossover stuff. Like sticking IZ characters in Beach city for one reason or another
But they weren't. The scene needed a line like >>78999512 but maybe something better.
I just watched this scene again. They just sit there and listen to Jasper convince Lapis to fuse with her for like a minute. Jasper says "you only beat me because you're a fusion", implying she has been beaten and is no longer a threat. She's completely outnumbered by Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lion, and Steven. None of the five of them do anything to stop the fusion. For no reason.
Except yes, the plot needs them to.
And just because they did it like 3 times for Freeza in DB doesn't make it good writing. It was lazy writing in that too.
gems are easy to crush, just a solid punch from a power fist would do the job considering the stats. now diamonds, that a different story. hell an amethyst geode can be broken with just a sledge hammer
>steven gets digits
>mods enraged, post deleted instantly
>green gem girl gets digits
>all the praise
BEING STEVEN IS SUFFERING
>And just because they did it like 3 times for Freeza in DB doesn't make it good writing. It was lazy writing in that too.
I know, but this is just the kind of shit you have to deal with when you have a show that's influenced by dbz.
You want some Amethyst?
I was going through old comics today, and I had a thought.
If Steven Universe was a Lee/Kirby comic, how would it have fared over sixty odd years of Marvel history?
>Amythest is basically girl Johnny Storm. Hangs out with the teenagers "digging wild sounds".
>A lot more purple prose about Pearls inadequeacy issues. "Garnet says the team needs me, but what am I, but a PEARL?"
>Garnet works with the government, as did Professor X and Iron Man and such.
>Corrupted gems aren't nearly as big a deal. That's a very Anime concept, Lee and Kirby wouldn't have gone that route. The Diamonds would probably appear earlier and send waves of goons after them, as well as other general villain characters like a Soviet artificial gem.
>Peridemption probably still happens, foreshadowed in her first appearance. "She's not evil, Steven... In the same way a gun cannot be evil! For what does a gun know but to fire, and what does Peridot know but what the DIAMONDS have TAUGHT her?!"
>Garnet, and Rose and Greg are metaphors for interracial romance, same way X-Men was a metaphor for racial tension.
>Connie gets introduced as Stevens love interest, part of Marvel more explicitly exploring "cultural issues". She doesn't get a big action role until the later part of the decade, when she gains a secret identity as "The Scarlet Swordswoman!"
I assume BL bullets still act like normal bullets
most of the timeso they can still poof gems.
Here's an interesting factor: what about elemental weapons? Corrosive must be scary to them.
Oh fuck, now the thread's completely derailed.
Pack it in folks, it's over, GG
This episode, and this scene in particular:
Tied my stomach in knots the first time. Still chills me. This episode dragged my emotions in a lot of directions in a good way.
Post stronk gems to celebrate
I read that in Dibs voice. This would be acceptable filler.
I wonder if there is gonna be a particular episode where Steven's uncomfortableness with what he is comes to a head.
We have eps like "We need to talk" and Steven's birthday episode, but at the end of the latter, Steven gets signs that he actually is growing like a human, if just very slowly.
But I wonder if there will be a point where it becomes a big deal.
Also his insecurities about Rose dying for him to be born. That hasn't been seen in a while.
Which one of the retarded storyboarders keeps drawing her with a flat face because fuck that piece of shit. Peri looks fucking AWFUL with a long, flat face. Smolidots are the best 'dots.
You're kidding, right?
I mean, no one would be so stupid to care that much about gets, right?
Even more unbelievable, no one would come to /co/ JUST to see the get, right? I mean, that'd be even dumber, right?
/gfg/ here. Congrats on the massive get.
You guys really aren't bad. I don't get why people pit us against each other