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Shit casuals say

>Doomsday? They ripped off abomination!
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>>78996848
nobody says that because nobody saw the Hulk, stop baiting and doing something productive.
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>>78996848
Casuals dont remember Abomination
But Abomination is 30 years older then Doomsday so if anyone did any ripping off it was DC :^)
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https://youtu.be/0PlwDbSYicM?t=1m57s
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>>78996889
Do not test me
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Fuck I'm mad
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>>78996848
Doomsday looks nothing like the comics?? They should have saved him for the next Superman solo, he's the only good Superman villain!

>>78996995
cringe
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>Batman is awesome because he's realistic and relatable
>Who was the purple guy at the end of Avengers?

>Superman is the worst and most boring hero because he's too perfect.
>What have you read?
>Nothing. Why would I read about someone I don't like?!
>Have you watched any cartoon? Superman TAS/Justice League?
>I don't have time!
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>>78997197
Max Landis is an annoying shit, why is DC giving him money
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>>78996848

>Pacific Rim is a rip off of Transformers!

>LotR is a rip off of Harry Potter (and/or) Game of Thrones.

Yes I've seen both of these from real people.
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>>78997435
He's usually annoying, but I like listening to him talk about some stuff.
I'd watch a series of him just recapping Wrestler's story lines like he did for HHH.
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AHHHHHHHH
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>>78997474
Okay, he has a point, look at the fucking similarities
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>Armoured batman ripped off iron man


Fuck all of them
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>>78997587
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>>78997587
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>Dog-Welder should get his own comic
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>>78997720
casuals don't know who that is
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>>78997474
>>78997522

The normies only say shit like this so someone will think they are super smart for noticing a thing.
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>>78996848
ISNT GREEN LANTERN SUPPOSED TO BE BLACK??
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>Iron Man invented power armor
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>>78997751
The other day a casual friend told me that. He only knew him as "that super-hero who sews dogs to peoples faces" though
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>>78997766
>997766
aquaman is lame
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>>78997952
All-star Section 8 did it's job I guess
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>>78997967
>Namor is an Aquaman rip off
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>>78997356
>Aflack

Shit, now I want Gilbert Godfrey to voice Batman.
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>>78998039

Pfft casual's don't know who Namor is anymore and chances are Marvel's just going to keep it that way.
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>>78996848
I'm a casual, and even I know Doomsday isn't a rip-off.
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>Why does the flash have a bazinga logo?
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>>78997474

Doomsday kinda looks like a Ninja Turtle, too.

Maybe we're now to the point where CGI artists have stopped giving a shit.

haha. now
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>>78998131
I-I think i've been triggered
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>>78996848
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>>78997311
They mean aesthetically. The CGI/design is similar.
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>>78998234
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>>78997356

People like this need to be dragged into the streets and shot in the head
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>>78998234
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>>78998234

Stare at the drawing and pick out which words pop out at you from your peripheral. It's great fun
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>>78998338
Yeah, he fucking refutes himself in his own statement.

This guy is literally the antithesis of logic. And he posts like he's making some definitive point or some kind of reasonable statement. Anyone with half a fucking brain should be able to look at his post and see that it's entirely bullshit.
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>>78998087

I'd jerk off to that.

Make it happen.
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>>78998234
fucking Batgirl
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>>78998234
Male privilege is not desperately needing to assert that you belong
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>casuals knowing doomsday
>casuals knowing abomination by name
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>>78998386
Facebook posts like that are the definition of no logic.
That guy didn't even take two seconds to actually think about what he wanted to say before he posted that. He just let shit trail out of his fingers and hit post. Satisfied with his vomit, he left thinking he made some kind of interesting remark or clever post.
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>Batman never used guns
>Superman never killed
>Harley Quinn earned her degree, and is a positive role model for women
>The Joker killed Batmans parents
>Webshooters? That's reatded they've always been organic
>Captain America is a jingoistic asshole
>Hank Pym is a wife beater
>Spider-Mans never killed
>Gwen Stacy was pure
>
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>>78997522
>Abomination design is changed drastically from comic book
>Doomsday isnt
>"look at the fucking similarities"

/co/ - Comics and Cartoons, everyone
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>I think I'm not a casual because I know who Doomsday is
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>>78998570
You forgot
>Venom is Spider-Man's arch-nemesis.
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>>78997967
fucked around and got a triple double
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>I think i'm not a casual because I remember specific issue numbers
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>>78998201
Looks more like the Balrog if anything.
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>>78998131

My jimmies are rustled
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>>78996848
>>Doomsday? They ripped off abomination!

I don't think casuals remember villians from 8 years ago
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The amount of people who thought that Thanos was Hellboy at the end of the Avengers was amazing.
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>>78997398
Yes, I relating to a Zillion dollar playboy richer than god, with the powers of Meta and a plot-shield of a Gary-Stu.

Batman is Sooooooooo relatable.
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>>78998234
>I think being open about the things I like makes me special and a badass.
>I have my head so far up my own ass that I could lick the back of my tonsils!
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>>78998889
People always call this a meme story,
But I audibly heard people say "Hellboy" outloud like they were excited, and someone next to me said "Apocalypse..."
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>they're still making comics?
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>>78998945
>"Comics? Anon, arent you to old for those?"
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>>78997398
>Why do people like Superman, he can't have a good fight with anyone
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>>78998886
Fuck, I didn't even remember he was the villain in Hulk
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>>78998889

Are you serious? Why?
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>>78998659
>Carnage is Spider-man's strongest villian
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>>78997821

Kind of? Power armor was supposed conceived by Boeing after ww2 but nothing came of it. Power armor was used in fiction in the book Starship Troopers in '59 and then in Tales comic book with Iron Man in '64.
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>>78999327
>Kraven sucks
>Mysterio? Sounds lame
>Doc Ock? JUST a fat guy with metal arms
>Mary Jane above all others
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>>78998338

Oh, be honest. If this was about anyone but Batman and superman you'd probably agree with these points.
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>>78998338
Then their children would become vigilantes and push you into a vat of chemicals.

>>78998470
>>78998386
He's just setting out his feelings on viewing a trailer. What's wrong with that? Do you feel he has a point? Do you think that regardless of whether he has a point, the movie is in trouble?

Why does it matter to you?

Also I assume by "refutes" you mean he starts out by saying there are visual and thematic similarities between Abomination from the 2008 Hulk and Doomsday, which is fair comment, but then complains of it being a retelling of 2008's The Dark Knight.

The problem with that is that he's not refuting anything; he's making complementary statements to build a picture for you, the reader, of his thoughts. Sure, he probably didn't expect them to be subjected to a great deal of scrutiny, and maybe they won't hold up when the movie - which none of the people currently arguing about it have seen - is released. But he's entitled to his opinions just as you are to yours, and his are based on what the press have been told so far and what we've seen in the trailers - older Batman, questioning his own effectiveness, using increasingly extreme methods and putting himself unnecessarily at risk.

There's no reason Doomsday can't be the McGuffin in that story, the thing around which Batman's personal journey is based just as the Joker/the League were the McGuffins in the Dark Knight and the Dark Knight Rises. The bad guy exists to give the good guy a backdrop to tell his story in front of, that's all.

It's true that the statements are superficially contradictory, if you're incapable of grasping abstract meaning from words.
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>>78999408
Eh

78999327

Kraven does suck

Mysterio? Don't know who he is

Doc Ock is a fat doctor with metal arms

Mary Jane<Catwoman
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>>78999408
Nice try, Gwenfag. Gwen is still a shit character whose only memorable moment is her death.
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>>78999668
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>>78999670
>Gwenfag
Try again
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>>78999729
At least you're not a Chatfag.
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>>78999939
There is literally nothing wrong with Chat though
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>>78997356
He's not wrong.
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>>78999965
Didn't say there is. Chatfags on the other hand are pretty annoying.
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>>79000016
well of course, any ___fag often is
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>>78999965
She wouldn't share the Spi-D with Emma.
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>>78998234
fucking kill me
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>>78997356

>extravaganza's

Out of all that shit, it's the apostrophe that upsets me the most.
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>>78998234
>I don't have the need to prove my nerd cred to anyone
>that's why I make pictures telling everyone how much of a nerd I am
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>>78998234
this slut stole Wanda's outfit
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>>78998234
The /v/ thread where someone dumped pages from this was pretty funny.
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>>79000655
christ
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>>78998703
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>>78999408
kraven does suck, except that one time when he didnt, but that didnt go so hot for him.
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>>79000695
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>>79000824
please no
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>>79000824
I like how they got to the end of Myth 4 and realized how much they were shitting on booth babes and put that "oh yeah and don't grab booth babes either"
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>>79000824
Here's a question, why the fuck does she hang around so many people who question if she's a fucking geek or not? If people are being annoying just walk the fuck away.
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>>79000824
>"there are no fake geeks, only real jerks"
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>>79000824
>We've never worked out a day in our lives and neither has Ramona Flowers
Oh fuck you.
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>>79000942
>Here's a question, why the fuck does she hang around so many people who question if she's a fucking geek or not? If people are being annoying just walk the fuck away.
because there aren't actually very many girls who enjoy "nerdy things" and the ones that do/the things that are enjoyed by "nerdy girls" have almost entirely female fans
But this book is about schooling dude bros how to treat ladies
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>>79000974
Wasnt Ramona a delivery girl?
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>>79000824
>I bet you've never read a Superman comic
That has nothing to do with being a girl, that's how every /co/ comversation about superman ends up.
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>>79001018
Well yeah, but if you do it to a girl it's bullying and rape
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>>79001002
A delivery girl on fucking rollerblades. The bitch didn't even have a car. Motherfuckers trying to tell me she don't exercise I'll exercise a foot up their ass goddamnit.
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>>79001018
only the threads about comics
the threads about cartoons are just telling people that they must like one cartoon if they dislike another
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>>79001061
To be fair, she used space-time hacks
But I mean, she was in shape enough for fight against ninjas
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>>79000824
dumb bitch
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>>79001091
Whoops
meant>>79001059
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>>78999668
You're never going to catch any attention if you keep using that 0/10 bait
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>>79000824
>Talks all that shit about booth babes
Fucking why?! Because they take attention off your annoying ass? God forbid someone not be looking at you for five seconds.


Also my goodness, all those fucking memes.
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>>79001145
>all those fucking memes.
That's how people who aren't on 4chan communicate with each other
I'm surprised there isn't something ripped straight from memebase's meme creator in there
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why is he bald, and why is he missing all his facial bones especially on his chin?

he looks so smooth and ordinary
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>>78998234
>Nobody's love interest

No shit.
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Hey, does any have that screencap from Tumblr going on about "Dr. Harleen Quinzel' is a complex individual, citing stuff from Injustice as well as her being allegedly the only supervillian to be able to break into Arkham? I was talking about it with a friend and he was curious but I couldn't find it anywhere.
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>>78998570
>>Harley Quinn earned her degree, and is a positive role model for women
>>Gwen Stacy was pure

One of those is only false because of a shitty addition/retcon.
The other can be willfully (and forcefully) erased from my mind. Unless you meant "pure" as "not a bit of a bitch". Those kids should have been Pete's though.
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>>79001380
as in "not a bitch"
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>The Killing Joke is the greatest comic ever tied with The Dark Knight Returns
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>>78997398
>Batman being realistic
I get it because he's the product of maximum human determination and willpower. Like an actual human could possibly do what he does.
>Batman being relatable
Fucking no. I would be hard pressed to find someone who can relate to Batman enough for it to be the reason to read his comics.
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>>79001400

Ah, yeah. Then Gwen was not a saint.

And I'll actually concede Harley should not be a role model. Stolkholm/Battered Wife is not something anyone should look up to.
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>>78997311

In that instance, they're not exactly wrong, you fucking retarded dipshit
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>>78997766

>the normies

Oh look, a faggot who thinks he's some reclusive snowflake
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>>79001459
>Stolkholm/Battered Wife is not something anyone should look up to.
Why not?
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>>78997587
It's the age of geeks and internet whores so the casual wants nerd points so they point out things that are clever to them when in fact it makes them look like tryhard idiots to those who know the idea behind thise things.

Then there's people's obsession with hidden easter eggs and references that they even see them in places that they aren't (like people seeing Eternity in GotG or confusing Wasp with Eternity) especially with James Gunn's super secret hidden GotG reference that no one has gotten.
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>>79001584

It makes it too easy for me to manipulate them.
There is no pleasure in dominating a willing mind.
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>>79000824
Fuck this why can't one just enjoy comics, video games and not resort to dumb shit, faker fans who want to ride the popularity are fucking everywhere especially those kids wearing band shirts from bands whose music they never heard of, who gives a fuck.

Also having a vagina doesn’t make you special if someone with a penis tells you you can't be a fan of something just tell them to fuck off, get over it, and keep liking what you like and find others who aren't jerks and like what you like with them.
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>>79001145
It's also funny because there are cosplayers who work as booth babes.
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>>78998928
I heard people say it was Darkseid...
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>>79000824

>feminism is all about equality

Yea, maybe at some point...
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>>78998234
>Buffy not Bella
As much as I hate Twilight and think it's dumb this is shaming fans who like Twilight whose majority of fanbase consists of women so whatever doesn’t fit in this person's idea of what is appropriate for a female fan is not welcomed I guess.
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>>79001754

I wish being a nerd didn't get as popular as it is now.
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>DCEU
The one movie that came out didn't tone and essence of the comics they're based on
"they're so awful"
>Fox movies
They best capture the tone of the comics they're based on not counting F4
"They're shit, I wish MCU would get the rights back"
>MCU
Probably Takes the most liberties when it comes to adapting the comics
"The best comic movies hands down, they're the best, iron man is so funny"
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>>78998234
this is the most ridicoulus thing I've seen in a while, fucking /co/mblr I swear.
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>>79000824
I don't even want to read all that shit
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>>78998926

Your tonsils are in your fucking head. Your head stays in the same space even as you go further in your fucking ass
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>>78998570
>Batman never used guns
That's the sign of a troll, not a casual.
http://gizmodo.com/7-times-batman-has-bent-his-no-guns-rule-1634040693
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>>78996848
They fucking did.
He looks more like fucking movie Abomination than Doomsday.
This is par for the course for Hollywood. They'd rather rip off / recycle some other movie, even a cape comic movie, than actually base something on the books and put new ideas into cinemas.
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>>79001927
It also shows this person didn't read anything past the second fucking book.

Of course I bet she thinks characters like Anita Blake are so fucking awesome.
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>>79002048

Pretty sure Miller's Batman had a tough time finally going through with killing when he's fighting the Joker
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>>79001927
Not to mention Buffy is shit too.
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>>79001956
The success of Spider-Man and X-Men movies made the rise of geek culture possible.

But good things can come out of it too, I remember when the prequels were still happening and I would hear comments from people in my school wondering what Star Wars was about, not being aware of the OT, making fun of people who liked it etc... but now with geek culture and TFA being released, from what I've seen in the school that I work at, all the kids are excited for Star Wars and some of them are just discovering the OT too which I find kind of cool especially since they are really passionate about it (moreso than TFA)
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>>79001982
>/co/mblr
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>>78997766

sick dubs
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>>79002333

You also forgot the Big Bang Theory and the Marvel Cinematic universe. Both contributed to this cancerous mess we're in now.
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>>78999156
Funnily enough I think Darkseid is lame cause ive only ever seen him as the guy who gives super man a little bit of trouble
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>>79002333
>not being aware of the OT

Where the flying fuck did you live for there to be people who didn't know about the original trilogy?
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>>79002591

They probably quoted "Luke, I am your father", thinking it was related to The Big Bang Theory.
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>>78998928
I cant even talk about comics with people anymore. I stopped after a guy I knew told me that Deathstroke was a knockoff of Deadpool and that Sabertooth was Wolverines brother.
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>>79002773

BBT wasn't around until long after the prequels were wrapped up
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Regardless of the fact that some people think he looks like Abomination, he DOES look like shit.
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>literal NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE and GO HOME GAMER GIRL posts

Just another DC fan thread. I remember when /co/ would make fun of other boards for this behavior.
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>>79003762
Ill be honest. Any time DC is brought up people just lose their shit. I dont know if I have ever seen an actual discussion about the comics with examples instead of loud opinions with broad generalization.
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>>78997379
>the only good Superman villain
>Spiky Hulk
This is why we'll never get a good Superman movie again. Comic book fans actually believe this.
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>>79006376
As someone who doesn't like Superman, I think his best villain is Mr Mxyzptlk. It's nice to see him have to use his brain to solve his problems.
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>>79002048
>I grew up with animated series Batman
>Dark Knight returns came out in 86
What the fuck am I reading.
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>>78996848
Casuals don't know who Abomination is
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>>79001440
>The Killing Joke is problematic because of rape.
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>>79006376
>tfw literally no one knows who Brainiac is
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>>79006711
he's that hot green twink
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>Red Hood is such a Winter Soldier ripoff!
Alternatively,
>Winter Soldier is such a Red Hood ripoff!
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>shit casuals say
>comic book movie discussion
oh the irony
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>>78998234
uppity geek girls are my fetish
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A modern classic.
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>>78999670
I like Ultimate Gwen

616 is shit
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>>79006887
Shouldn't tumblr hate Harley?
With her being a sidekick to Joker and actually liking that even though she's supposed to be so smart and independent woman.
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>>79006711
he is not coming back son
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>>79006937
Well Harley being in New 52 Suicide Squad,her solo and Injustice makes it look like she isn't a sidekick at first glance despite her major character trait is Stockholm Syndrome with the Joker.
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>>79006937
She slept through college/psychiatric school, didn't she? She isn't some feminist icon, she's a lonely girl with brain problems.
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>>78997379
>Doomsday looks nothing like the comics??

He kind of does. Except for the lack of hair, but Doomsday's spikes started out fairly short. And they might (will) grow longer during the battle, of course.

God, I am already tired of this movie.

>Superman and Batman fight
>They discover together that Lex has fabricated the whole situation
>They go to bust Lex
>But Lex has created Doomsday
>Fortunately, Wonder Woman appears to help them out

Is there anyone who thinks it will be more complicated than that?
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>>78997587

...Speaking as an Iron Man fan: Nahh.
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>>79006937
No she suffers from Stockholm Syndrome so they don't discriminate against people with psychological problems because "theyre precious bbus uwu"
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>>79007006
>Is there anyone who thinks it will be more complicated than that?

Nah senpai. DC is trying to play catch up right now, they need to move these plots fast.
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>>79002048
This will never stop being funny

I wonder if there were comments calling Dobby out on this shit, which probably would cause him to close the comment section?
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>>79007003
Yeah but tumblr never brings that up
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>>79007015
>they don't discriminate against people with psychological problems
What if it's a guy with psychological problems?
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>>79007029
He deserves it.
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>>79007029
have you not seen the Hannibal fandom?
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>>79007029
Then he goes to the camps.
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>>78998651

I don't think Doomsday looks recognizably like Doomsday at all.

Not that Doomsday had a great, memorable design in the first place, but they haven't done a great job adapting it.
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>>79006887
>can break into Arkham with only a handful of objects, something no other batman villain can do
You... that's... What!? First of all that's wrong, other villains have done it. Hell, MOST of his villains have broken OUT of Arkham with LESS than that.
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>>79007071
Is there actually someone who hasn't broken in or out of Arkham among Batman's villains?
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>>78998234

Someone made this.

A real person, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, typed all this out and then transcribed it to this image.

Fuck me.
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>>78996848
I'm impressed causals remember Abomination.
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>>79007091
Calendar Man. He didn't break out because it wasn't his release date yet.
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>>78997311
>>78997356
Well fuck me, people actually do remember TIH.
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>>79007108
Why would you break out if you were released already?
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>>78997443
>lotr is a rip-off of game of thrones

Holy fuck that can't be real
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>>79002249
Well now that's just wrong.
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>>79006887

So how many hundreds of times has this person been sent that one comic page about Harley Quinn?

You know the one.
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>>78996848
Makes me think of the cave troll from LOTR more than anything else.
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>>78996848
More like ripping off Bay's TMNT model.
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>>79001307
Because if the trailer is as film ruining as I believe, doomsday is a clone of zod, or at least some of his genetic make up is based on zod.
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>>79002591
Kids younger than 12 with non Star Wars fan parents that I've talked to mostly know Star Wars through Clone Wars or Rebels or were vaguely aware of the OT but they never saw saw it.

Some of the older kids knew about the OT but they never had an interest to watch it until TFA.
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>>79007149
Is not, most of the stuffin this thread is not real.
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>>79007124
i remember it because tony stark showed up at the end. that right there said that yeah, this MCU thing IS happening.
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>>78998131
Not alot of things on 4chan offend me, but damn.
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Any casual who claims to know who Abomination is looked it up on wiki, because he's never directly even named that in the movie
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>>79002048
>>79002222
>>79006696
>>79007022
>these guys never read All Star Batman & Robin

This comic is stupid, but I'm not sure people who have only ever read Dark Knight Returns should be posting in a thread about casuals.

The fourth panel is 100% accurate to ASB&R.
The rest is fucking stupid.
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>>79007629
>posting for clarity
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>>78996848
>Shit casuals say
Who? Ripped off who?
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>>79000655

I saw it in a book shop. This book is basically the result of someone taking tumblr-fan-culture and asserting that that is what being a "geek" is. I don't think people outside of tumblr even know what the fuck Superwholock is supposed to be. It disturbs me that I know of it.
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>>78998234
>>79000655
>I don't have to prove my nerd cred to anyone
>keeps on doing it in a desperate attempt to self validate and prove she does belong
L E L
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>>79000824

But isn't the point of Ramona Flowers that she ISN'T a bad ass and that she has a lot of baggage she unsuccesfully tries to lose? I mean it's implied that she will lose it someday, but not at the end of Scott Pilgrim.
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can someone explained to me why this movie gets so much shitposting?
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>>79000824
Why is Wonder Woman and Black Panther used next to each other?
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>>79007750
Because Man of Steel was pretty split down the middle as far as people liking it and disliking it.
I liked it when I first saw it, now I think it's shit.

People don't have high hopes for this movie.
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>>79001000
Right cuz those kind of guys would totally read this....
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>le Squirrel Girl is currently the best Marvel ongoing meme
In fact I'm avoiding the current arc.
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>>79007771
So you'd think she's talking about all "minorities" and not "muh feminism".
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>>79000824
>WW and BP deserve their own movies as much as Superman does
No, they don't.
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>>79007772
Huh, that's like Bizzaro-me.
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>>78998651
Doomsday look like a white hair troll that wore rock candy jewelry and had green pants
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>>79007820
A token black person?
KEK
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>>79001630
Not entirely true
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>>78998234
>Superwholock

Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock

What the hell is a Shakarian?
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>>79007772
Man of Steel is one of those movies I thought was ok when I finished watching it, but the more I think about it after the more I realize how stupid of a film it is.
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>>78996848
>Who?
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>>79002044
>gizmondo
Anon, please.
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>>79002591
Eh I'm in my late 20s and never seen the original star wars all the way through ( they bored me )but growing up with comics and just watching TV I know enough about star wars to know the story
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>>79002591
>>79008323
Most of my friends have never seen any of the original trilogy. It's actually not that uncommon.

It's beyond retarded, but not unheard of.
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>>79006887
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>>79008430
From my experience I would say its actually pretty common to have not seen the OT for non "nerdy" Millennials, especially girls. The saddest part is that many of them have seen at least one of the prequels, and that's all they know about Star Wars.
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>>79006887
>She's a woman who called Dr Fate on his shit because "some of us went to school and earned that title"

But Fate did earn his doctorate degree at school, what kind of bullshit is this?
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>>79006887
I've seen this dozens of times but I still cringe at the fact that she's referencing Injustice.
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>>79007106
The thing about casuals is they all see themselves as super-knowledgeable hipsters, so they think they can impress people by name-dropping Abomination, when they only know that character from the movies.
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>>79007187
What one?
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>>79008705
And he didn't sleep around for it either.
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>>79006887
Isn't she also a legitimate psychopath who did terrible things as a child in the New 52?

More of a psychopath than she was before, anyways.
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>>79008211
Man of Steel is one of those films that get better everytime you watch them
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>>79008876
Worse. I think the word you meant to say was worse.
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>>79008765
this
>>79008434
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>>79007003
Which sums up more than half the tumblr user base perfectly
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>>79008887
No, no, he was right.
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>>78997356
He's not wrong
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>>79009133
I mean, you can debate a lot of the points in there, and I don't want to get into that, but you atleast have to admit that not only does this barely look like a retelling of DKR, there haven't been any other of those anyway.
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>>79009113
>what should I have done? let them die?
>yeah probably, my character is bastardized beyond redemption anyways so why should I care? brb tornado. don't save me or the dog even though you easily could.

Why did people like this movie? I can even look past the Metropolis crater and Man of Murder but every character was written so poorly.
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>>79009205
2deep4u

You just don't get Goyer's deep writing and Snyder's deep visuals.
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>>79008858
In the injustice books where all her points come from she was beaten but "it's ok he loves me" and willingly killed for fun
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>>79009205
Eh, I don't consider the writing worse than most other superhero movies.

It's not even close to being a masterpiece, but it has (imo) great fight scenes, god tier design, and I just find it entertaining, apart from the two flashbacks we've all shitposted about a million times.
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>>78999156
>meanwhile One-Punch Man is everyone's 15/10 greatest anime of all time
I just don't understand.
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>Shit casuals say
>"This is the best costume she ever had"
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>>79009348
Because OPM is a comedy.
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>>78998234
>nobody's love interest
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>>78996848
>>79009351
>things_that_didnt_happen.thread
Get over yourselves already you elitist fucks
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>>79009371
Well then there's our answer. Superman should be funny, not grimdark.
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>>79009388
well, I will concede that the Wonder Woman one probably never happened but you're lying to yourself if you think the first one didnt
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>>78997443
>Pacific Rim is a rip off of Transformers
I refuse to believe anyone is that retarded. Please don't prove me wrong. I want to believe.
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>>78997379
>Only good Superman villain.

I know you're baiting, but I'll bite.

>Who is Lex Luthor
>Who is fucking Braniac
>Who is General Zod
>Who is Darksield
>Who is Mongul
>Who is Manchester Black
>Who is Metallo

Hell even *sometimes*

>Who is Mister Mxyzptlk

Fuck you anon.
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>>79009351
>skirts are shitty and infantilize a serious hero
Unless you make that shit out of metal. That's good then.
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>>78996848
Fucking casuals.
Everyone knows Doomsday is a Hulk ripoff.
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>>79009434
I prefer my Wonder Woman with a skirt
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>>79009427
>Who is Mister Mxyzptlk

How do you pronounce that in your head when you read it? I started with Morrison's Action Comics and got confused by some of the names from beings from his dimension.
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>>79009427
Jesus Christ. First of all, he was giving an example of shit casuals say, not actually claiming that. Second of all, Darkseid is not a Superman villain, no matter what the DCAU might try to claim. Thirdly, you forgot Parasite, goddamnit.
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>>79009471
I go the way of Superman TAS
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>>79009457
>not preferring trunks

Pleb level, anon.
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>>79009471
Mix-e-us-pit-lick

Though I always thought the point is you're not supposed to be able to say it. You as the reader I mean
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>>79009471
The only pronunciation I've heard is mix-yitz-pittle-ick

I have no idea if anyone else pronounces it that way but it works for me.
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>>79009533
>>79009541
this guy sounds more right. listen to him.
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>flash and arrow are in the same universe as batman v superman!
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>>79009533
>>79009541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJuEbNB0u8
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>>79009651
To be fair, this is the same company that doesn't know if its "Raaas Al Ghul" or "Raysh Al Ghul" that is the correct pronunciation, to the point that in Arrow both were used depending on if the person saying it was in team Arrow or in the League
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>>79009411
>>78997443

Get triggered
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>>79009735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TULYXGYz02c

The DCAU had this covered, too, surprisingly.
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>>79009753

Pacific Rip
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>>79009764
>that BrucexBabs pic in the background
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>>79009764
I read somewhere that the actual pronunciation is Raz, but the creators said Raysh so technically both are acceptable.

Though that could very well be utter bullshit, as I said, I read it somewhere
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>>79009887
I used to listen to Fatman on Batman at work every morning, and in an interview with Denny O'Neil he actually says how it's supposed to be pronounced. I'd go find it but there are a few episodes with him split up into multiple parts about an hour and a half each, and I'm not sure which episode it is in or at what time.

I don't even remember how he pronounced it, actually.

Unrelated to the thread, but if you can tolerate Kevin Smith, the interview episodes of that podcast are really interesting and definitely worth listening to IMO
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>>79009533

>Max Landis

Nice try.
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>>79009533
>Essence=Existence

Lol
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>>79010012
Smith is a faggot, but the FoB stuff is pretty good.

>Mark Hamill spoke with little to no interruption for 3 hours without running out of stuff to say.

That dude should get his own podcast.
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>>79000655
I normally don't support book burnings, but this is one of the rare cases that I do.
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>>78999156
>Superman is unbeatable! He lifted Infinity and Eternity!!!
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>>79006887
The big thing that bothers me is that they're talking about two entirely different Harleys.
There's Injustice Harley (Injustice is the best DC book being published) who did everything they said except the Arkham break in, which was Pre-New 52 comic Harley.
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>OMG Suicide Squad look so good!
>I can't believe Joker and Harley are getting their very own movie
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>>79006887

Valid point.
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>>79010642
You were just saying shit casuals would say when you said Injustice is the best thing at DC right now, I assume surely?
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>>79010642
>Injustice is the best DC book being published
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>>78998234
I see nothing wrong with this. Good for her for being open and proud.
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>>78996848
I think this Bizarro and in the end of the movie, he turns the Doomsday.
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>>78998703
was it a good day?
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>>79009471
Mix-uh-pit-uh-lick is how I pronounce it.
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"What do you mean there's more than 1 Robin???"
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>>79012427
This reminds me of a story I heard about Death in the Family. After Jason Todd's death, there was big media attention, and while most fans were happy to see the hated character gone, older fans who had stopped reading, or fans of the Adam West series were pissed off because they didn't realise the Robin who died wasn't the same Robin they knew.

Because of this, Jim Starlin found himself being harassed on the street by angry fans for being the "Guy who killed Robin" without realising they character they knew was alive and well.
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>>79007831
WW definitely does considering she's an icon along with the rest of the trinity.

Hell no to BP though.
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>>79000000
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>>79012797
Idk, seems like a lot of people were happy about Panther being brought up in the movie talks. I'm not exactly a fan of the dude but if it seems popular enough to sell tickets I'm of the opinion it should be made.

Studios want large audiences. I can't blame them for trying to cash in on the big diversity train. Sadly, these characters aren't just comic books characters, we have to accept that studio heads are going to decide who "looks marketable".
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>>79013107
No doubt the Black Panther deserves a movie. He just doesn't deserve one as much as Superman. Same reason Booster Gold doesn't deserve a movie as much as WW. The most popular, recognisable and marketable characters are the most deserving of movie adaptations.
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>>79001307
You can already see them sprouting all over.

Doomsday didn't start out with a bunch of bony shit sticking out of him. He grew it to repair and reinforce areas of his body that had been damaged in battle.

His whole schtick is evolution, remember? Why should this version be any different? And of course they aren't going to show his final appearance in a trailer. Then the people bitching about "spoilers" would actually have something to complain about.
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Storm can beat everyone
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>>79013403
Who says that? Who has ever said that?
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>>79001441
Are you autistic? When people say he's relatable, they're refering to his mortality, and the fact that he can't just use superpowers to solve problems. He only has what any of us would have. Brains, a body, and tools.

People saying he's relatable don't mean it literally. They don't mean that everybody knows what it's like to be a billionaire, or an Olympic athlete, or a polymath, or whatever. They know what it's like to be able to die, and what it's like to solve problems with human abilities, even if those human abilities being presented are exaggerated.

What kind of retard doesn't understand that?
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>Black Bolt is overpowered
>Unlikable = bad character
>if a characters doesn't make jokes then they don't have a personality
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>>79013271
I can agree with that.
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>>79013443
google storm vs and go to any thread on any forum
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>superman is boring because he can do everything

I have a friend like this.
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>>79013636
First result, "Storm vs Hulk"

This should be a fun read, guys.
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>>79013806
tell us how it goes
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>>78998945
>That filename though
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