What /co/girl resembles your ___ex___ the most?

The Invisible Woman.

no idea, what /co/ girl has glasses, is blonde, 5`2 tall, almost flat chested but with nice assnot really /so/ nice, it was just big but not good
also really into school, prefers her friends over you and is a total bitch that doesnt actually love/like you and makes you waste 3 years of your life

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Fat, annoying, my friends don't like her, but I could do anything I wanted sexually. Anything.

That fat rabbit hippo thing, god a miss that ass.

>>78994194
other than the glasses, Sabrina the teenaged witch

>>78994333
That sounds rough, buddy

My ex slightly resembled Jontron

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>>78995949
Low standards are a bitch. She didn't know how to cook, her favorite food were potatos, she was too lazy to do any kind of errand. Broke up with her just by leaving her place one night after dinner without saying anything and then I just didn't contact her. She called a month later asking for a ride to the airport because she was moving.

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Emily Carroll

Is there a male character who has brown hair, dark eyes, tall, wears glasses, and is a skinny fuck?

>>78993864
She reminds me of my sister

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>>78996259

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>loves to mess with me
>brother is my best friend
>is overall a complete bitch

At least she is great in bed.

who's an overaged short peruvian girl who hates everything

>>78997094
>overaged
?

>lookmaiposteditagain.png

>>78996963
My ex wasn't nearly as hot nor I doubt he could grow that much facial hair but thanks for the help.

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>>78993864
The Invisible Woman.

The sorta chubby version of Velma from Scooby Doo could work for three of my exes.

I think I have a type.

>>78998647
She used to finger your butt?

im a 27 year old virgin who never had a girlfriend

get out normie ree

>>79004260
you should get one, bro

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i was going through some hard times so........

Skinny Egoraptor.

Like, spitting fucking image.

Thank god he was a guy at least.

>>78996243

Are you autistic?

>>79004532
girls are boring dude

now get out ree

>>79004687
No I was just sick of her and didn't have the balls to actually break up.

>>78996128
...Arin?

>>79004665
...Jon?

Help.
I've had two ex's:
One was tall, blonde, not too big in the front or back but had a very pretty face, and really nice if a little lazy. We broke up because she got hit by a bus.
The other was mormon, a complete bitch, less than 5 ft tall, blonde, and also had a pretty face. We broke up because she cheated on me.

Any ideas on either? They just seem so generic. It's hard to pinpoint.

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>>79004869
First one kinda made me think Gwen. Possibly because they're both blonde and dead.

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Short younger than me Latina with a F sized breasts with great hips but no ass?
Told it like it was and was sometimes over her head
Fucking a man
Fucking a

Never had a girlfriend

>>79005033
What happened? Her 8 foot tall dad try to kill you?

>>79005056
I wish
We just stopped clicking
Went our separate ways, this was Bach in high school mind you so it's all good

>>79004959
That fits more than you'll ever fucking know, thanks anon

>Kinda like this, cept short and a little chubby
>Still go to the same college
>she doesn't have a job but goes to classes
>I go to class and work at same school
>she calls it quits after 2 years cause our schedule didn't line up along with other things she didn't bother to mention
>such bullshit

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Korra but white. After I broke up with her she cut her hair and went bi to be more like her. She wrote fanfiction about her. I made a good choice.

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Crap forgot image, sorry

>>79005623
So she was also a prostitute whose only friend was a special needs child?

Long brown hair, cute face, could lose a couple of kilos, great ass and big tits, intelligent and doing great at uni but also kind of a huge bitch
Any characters like that?

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I still miss her sometimes

Alright, /co/, admit it, you make these threads to find degrading porn that looks like your exes and jerk off while crying, right?

>>79006026
No need, I made plenty of degrading porn with my ex. Which I occasionally masturbate to. And then I cry a bit.

>>78994333
Basically same, but with an added dose of baby crazy. Recently found out that after I dumped her, she hooked up with a friend of mine, drugged him, and tried to rape him in his sleep. Then a few months later she got her new guy to go to his house, smash his car, and kick the everloving shit out of him for "attacking her".

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>>79006905
Literally sounds like my ex. Kinda spoopy.

>>79006940
>she dated all three of you

I'm just glad I didn't get her pregnant, I would have been the end of any pleasure in life, and the beginning in my life as a slave. Considering I was totally hers slave any way. I barely got away.

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>>79007017
Forgot image. God, she was money hungry and bossy. Barley worth how hot she was.

Mine was like Ms. Marvel
alcoholic, violent and a cold blooded killer who told terrible jokes, and I called her a fat cow once

>>79005972
Cute feet?

>>79007017
>>79007072
What's she up to these days?

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>>78993864
I'm glad its over but sometimes I miss being depressed and angst-ridden with her

>>79006026
No, we make them to finish rooting out the nerd virginfags that are shitting this board.

>>79008633
Yep, it all part of the gentrification of 4chan

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>>79008633

>>78993864
Kamala khan
except white

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>>79010272

Really? Not even one? Like, one AT ALL?

I can understand people in their twenties or so abstaining from relationships due to their career, jobs or simply not wanting commitment. That's normal; that's understandable that's to be expected these days, even though casual relationships or FWBs are always an option.

But not having had even a couple girlfriends back in middle or high school? How the hell does that even happen?

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replace the skirt with jeans and you basically have my ex. Even the part of her being the smart one
Didn't help that I was basically Shaggy

>>79010383
All boys school + too busy with work/study + picky + unattractive + no self confidence or any combination of these.

Pic related

>>79010383
Graduating class of 12 dude

and we had all been together since 3rd grade

>>79010383
You do this every time, anon.

>>79010383
It's called being an ugly loser.

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>>78996259

>>79010772
>>79011057
Wait, you're serious?
Wow, you'd have to be a really disgusting freak considering how easy it is to get a gf.

>>79010383
i have 33 a never had one
not ugly , manlet or fat
iam too busy being a selfish prick
and iam way to selfish with my time
so
unless i somehow find a way to be less selfish, i dont think ill get one

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>>78993864

but shorter-haired

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>>78993864
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>>79004186
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>>79011114
NORMIES
GET OU GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE
SO LONG FAREWELL
DO LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
AND DIE PAINFULLY

>>79011114
>>79010383
I am literally autistic and am completely incapable when it comes to starting conversations with people
fuck you

>>79011114
i have no idea why people are responding to this guy.

it's really sad when you actually find out how this guy really looks like.

>>79004665
God damn. I'm hella jealous

>>79010278
You cucked her with a fat chick?

>>79011114
Yup.

>>79010383

This guy amuses me.

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My high school gf

>>79012563
She dumped me because she had too much going on in her life ;_;

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Tall, brown, obsessed with me. She's living with her new boyfriend straight out of high school and works as a house keeper. We were horrible for each other but damn if the sex wasn't the best.

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My friends saw him the way Furiosa and the wives saw him, I saw him the way the warboys saw him. Truth is he was a bit of both.
A powerful older man regularly having rough and degrading sex with a much younger woman; but who also cared about her, took care of her, supported her, loved her, teached her.

I loved him, I miss him, I will always remember him.

>>79010383
I have ADD. I still graduated from school with good grades, but I was always shy and had trouble making friends until I got to college. It won't be long before I become Wizard with the way my current relationship prospects are looking but with all the failed relationships I see people around me having I don't really mind waiting for the right one. The average relationship the other people in my life has ends up lasting about a week.

For now I just want to focus on bettering myself as a person, getting a good job, a decent place to live, and getting in shape. Hopefully I'll be a more eligible bachelor in the future, but hope of attracting a girl should be a secondary motivation for self improvement. The only way you're ever going to change yourself, is if you're doing it for yourself.

>>79004186
You lucky cunt.
Why would you give that up?

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For some reason Nessie reminds me of a girl I liked in school. Things never went anywhere with her because she was already in a relationship and I was too beta to swoop her away, but for some reason I still haven't forgotten about her. She was geeky artist type with a bubbly personality.

>>79015826

I knew a girl in high school who was pretty much Izzy from those Total Drama cartoons.

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>>78993864
>smokes pot
>black hair
>artsy liberal
pretty much

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>>79010383
Apathy, preferring to focus on my academics, not really being interested in any girls/guys that came my way, and being a social shut in is why.

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>>79016478
>my ex was Hayley
>my current gf is basically Meg, mostly just in appearance
I know it sound like a step backwards but it's not

>>79016589
Lol, yes it is
Also you just called you girlfriend ugly as fuck.

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>>79016653
>still using the "Meg's ugly" meme
Meg's really not even ugly though.
In all honestly she's at least average

>>79016771
It's not a meme. The character is drawn boxy (fat) and plain (no tits or ass). And YOU said meg. You could have said velma. Also you implied she had a shitty personality. Don't get mad because you're dating ugly bitches

>>79016478
lucky

>>79011347

>Being a normie means you're not a loser.

Fuckin' dumbass.

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>>79016771
>Meg has 1 nipple and 2 moles
>Meg's only nipple is also an innie
>Meg has pubic hair from her vag to up her ass crack
>Meg's hat hides a birth abnormality
>Meg has BO
>Meg is schizophrenic
I know I'm missing things from the list, but "Meg is ugly" isn't a meme - it's canon.

>>79010383
>But not having had even a couple girlfriends back in middle or high school? How the hell does that even happen?
>not having had even a couple girlfriends
>even a couple

I had a gf for a pretty long, and kissed some others, but a couple? Come on, lad

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>>78993864

>>79012549
>>79012455
>>79012721
Megamind was right. The only difference between Superheroes and regular heroes is presentation. aka saying so.
Buffy is a superhero. John McClane is as well.

Any rubric you could make, secret it, powers, costumes, all have exceptions. It's a totally nominal designation. >>78993864
The fluffy asian from MTV Downtown >>79011377
You just did brother, and now someone has responded back. Our people don't need to succumb to stereotypes.

>>79011099
Eugh. Never thought of my ex as a Scarecrow lookalike but now that I think about it, it's pretty fitting.

But even Jonathan is probably more likeable than him.

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>>79017081
There is nothing loser-like about being pure, you degenerate.

>>79010383
nothing but sheboons where i used to live and chose to rather be a virgin than to commit bestiality

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It was a really awkward time in my life.

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I think OP might be autistic.

>>79019924
Are you saying you had sex with your dog

>>79020309
No, she was just my girlfriend. We were waiting for marriage. Then I found out it's not legal to marry animals.

>>79020339
I bet the nice people at the animal protective agency informed you, huh

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But with way lighter hair, sans glasses and not exactly as sharp as a dresser.

Still a cool guy though.

>>78996259
My husbando.

>>79021457
If you don't mind someone with Schizoid personality disorder, sure.

>>79010383
What the fuck do you mean how does that happen? It happens all the time.

>>79021560
I have BPD! We're perfect for each other!

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My last ex, minus the blind thing. It was fun while it lasted, but it went for a year longer than it should have - pic sums up why.

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>ultra-chill tomboy
>best friends since elementary
>started fooling around in middle
>made it official first day of highschool
>I made it to good college, she didn't

>>79015385
So basically, you're a huge slut?

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>>79015657
>dat optimism
I cannot comprehend it.

>>79024958
The only person you're guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with is yourself.

Don't spend the rest of your life with someone you're not happy with.

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>>79025001
>The only person you're guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with is yourself
That's exactly what I fear, and why I'm thinking suicide.

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Hmm.

Probably Toot. Toot doesn't have as boyish a face, but she has the body down pat.

>>79010383

If I hadn't fallen ass-backwards into a relationship one time, I would've never had one.

I don't know how I did it. The idea of being in a relationship is exactly as uncomfortable and unappealing as it was before I had one.

Quite frankly, the idea makes me anxious.

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Margo
she was an adorable half-white-half-Brazillian with curly hair, glasses, a love of lolita fashion. Got me into homestuck and Adventure Time, we used to watch it together monday nights and cuddle during the end credits. Comfiest feel ever.
She had some issue though, maybe past trauma not sure but she just couldn't deal with sex, penetration wise at least. There was friction and by the time I fell for her (hard) she'd fallen out of love with me.
Also, not into poly which she decided to bring up after I got used to 8 months of having two girlfriends.
Whole thing was a mess, but it was beautiful.

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>>79020339

>>79026003
Shouldn't have cheated on her, bro

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huh... never thought about it until now

>>79028704
she was fine with it initially.

>>79028956
so she said

>>79030581
yeah, sometimes you have to read between the lines. I wasn't as good at that back then.

>>79030581
you're her brother, aren't you?

>>79028704
that's not what cheating means

this was entirely within the rules, thus, not cheating