no idea, what /co/ girl has glasses, is blonde, 5`2 tall, almost flat chested but with nice ass
not really /so/ nice, it was just big but not good
also really into school, prefers her friends over you and is a total bitch that doesnt actually love/like you and makes you waste 3 years of your life
Fat, annoying, my friends don't like her, but I could do anything I wanted sexually. Anything.
Low standards are a bitch. She didn't know how to cook, her favorite food were potatos, she was too lazy to do any kind of errand. Broke up with her just by leaving her place one night after dinner without saying anything and then I just didn't contact her. She called a month later asking for a ride to the airport because she was moving.
>loves to mess with me
>brother is my best friend
>is overall a complete bitch
At least she is great in bed.
I've had two ex's:
One was tall, blonde, not too big in the front or back but had a very pretty face, and really nice if a little lazy. We broke up because she got hit by a bus.
The other was mormon, a complete bitch, less than 5 ft tall, blonde, and also had a pretty face. We broke up because she cheated on me.
Any ideas on either? They just seem so generic. It's hard to pinpoint.
First one kinda made me think Gwen. Possibly because they're both blonde and dead.
Short younger than me Latina with a F sized breasts with great hips but no ass?
Told it like it was and was sometimes over her head
Fucking a man
>Kinda like this, cept short and a little chubby
>Still go to the same college
>she doesn't have a job but goes to classes
>I go to class and work at same school
>she calls it quits after 2 years cause our schedule didn't line up along with other things she didn't bother to mention
Korra but white. After I broke up with her she cut her hair and went bi to be more like her. She wrote fanfiction about her. I made a good choice.
Basically same, but with an added dose of baby crazy. Recently found out that after I dumped her, she hooked up with a friend of mine, drugged him, and tried to rape him in his sleep. Then a few months later she got her new guy to go to his house, smash his car, and kick the everloving shit out of him for "attacking her".
Literally sounds like my ex. Kinda spoopy.
I'm just glad I didn't get her pregnant, I would have been the end of any pleasure in life, and the beginning in my life as a slave. Considering I was totally hers slave any way. I barely got away.
Forgot image. God, she was money hungry and bossy. Barley worth how hot she was.
I'm glad its over but sometimes I miss being depressed and angst-ridden with her
Really? Not even one? Like, one AT ALL?
I can understand people in their twenties or so abstaining from relationships due to their career, jobs or simply not wanting commitment. That's normal; that's understandable that's to be expected these days, even though casual relationships or FWBs are always an option.
But not having had even a couple girlfriends back in middle or high school? How the hell does that even happen?
replace the skirt with jeans and you basically have my ex. Even the part of her being the smart one
Didn't help that I was basically Shaggy
i have 33 a never had one
not ugly , manlet or fat
iam too busy being a selfish prick
and iam way to selfish with my time
unless i somehow find a way to be less selfish, i dont think ill get one
GET OU GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE
SO LONG FAREWELL
DO LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
AND DIE PAINFULLY
Tall, brown, obsessed with me. She's living with her new boyfriend straight out of high school and works as a house keeper. We were horrible for each other but damn if the sex wasn't the best.
My friends saw him the way Furiosa and the wives saw him, I saw him the way the warboys saw him. Truth is he was a bit of both.
A powerful older man regularly having rough and degrading sex with a much younger woman; but who also cared about her, took care of her, supported her, loved her, teached her.
I loved him, I miss him, I will always remember him.
I have ADD. I still graduated from school with good grades, but I was always shy and had trouble making friends until I got to college. It won't be long before I become Wizard with the way my current relationship prospects are looking but with all the failed relationships I see people around me having I don't really mind waiting for the right one. The average relationship the other people in my life has ends up lasting about a week.
For now I just want to focus on bettering myself as a person, getting a good job, a decent place to live, and getting in shape. Hopefully I'll be a more eligible bachelor in the future, but hope of attracting a girl should be a secondary motivation for self improvement. The only way you're ever going to change yourself, is if you're doing it for yourself.
For some reason Nessie reminds me of a girl I liked in school. Things never went anywhere with her because she was already in a relationship and I was too beta to swoop her away, but for some reason I still haven't forgotten about her. She was geeky artist type with a bubbly personality.
Apathy, preferring to focus on my academics, not really being interested in any girls/guys that came my way, and being a social shut in is why.
>my ex was Hayley
>my current gf is basically Meg, mostly just in appearance
I know it sound like a step backwards but it's not
>still using the "Meg's ugly" meme
Meg's really not even ugly though.
In all honestly she's at least average
It's not a meme. The character is drawn boxy (fat) and plain (no tits or ass). And YOU said meg. You could have said velma. Also you implied she had a shitty personality. Don't get mad because you're dating ugly bitches
>Meg has 1 nipple and 2 moles
>Meg's only nipple is also an innie
>Meg has pubic hair from her vag to up her ass crack
>Meg's hat hides a birth abnormality
>Meg has BO
>Meg is schizophrenic
I know I'm missing things from the list, but "Meg is ugly" isn't a meme - it's canon.
>But not having had even a couple girlfriends back in middle or high school? How the hell does that even happen?
>not having had even a couple girlfriends
>even a couple
I had a gf for a pretty long, and kissed some others, but a couple? Come on, lad
Megamind was right. The only difference between Superheroes and regular heroes is presentation. aka saying so.
Buffy is a superhero. John McClane is as well.
Any rubric you could make, secret it, powers, costumes, all have exceptions. It's a totally nominal designation. >>78993864
The fluffy asian from MTV Downtown >>79011377
You just did brother, and now someone has responded back. Our people don't need to succumb to stereotypes.
There is nothing loser-like about being pure, you degenerate.
But with way lighter hair, sans glasses and not exactly as sharp as a dresser.
Still a cool guy though.
My last ex, minus the blind thing. It was fun while it lasted, but it went for a year longer than it should have - pic sums up why.
>best friends since elementary
>started fooling around in middle
>made it official first day of highschool
>I made it to good college, she didn't
>The only person you're guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with is yourself
That's exactly what I fear, and why I'm thinking suicide.
Probably Toot. Toot doesn't have as boyish a face, but she has the body down pat.
If I hadn't fallen ass-backwards into a relationship one time, I would've never had one.
I don't know how I did it. The idea of being in a relationship is exactly as uncomfortable and unappealing as it was before I had one.
Quite frankly, the idea makes me anxious.
she was an adorable half-white-half-Brazillian with curly hair, glasses, a love of lolita fashion. Got me into homestuck and Adventure Time, we used to watch it together monday nights and cuddle during the end credits. Comfiest feel ever.
She had some issue though, maybe past trauma not sure but she just couldn't deal with sex, penetration wise at least. There was friction and by the time I fell for her (hard) she'd fallen out of love with me.
Also, not into poly which she decided to bring up after I got used to 8 months of having two girlfriends.
Whole thing was a mess, but it was beautiful.
huh... never thought about it until now