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Jasperfags are trash Edition

Previous thread >>78988942

>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.

1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/

>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0

>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg

>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw

>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU

>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pSurtUXamM
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why is rose so fat
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>>78993821
Muh genetics
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In case anyone of you wonderful people are bored, I stole this and fixed up. You know where from

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44138823/Post_SBomb4_Episode_Ranking_Sorter.html
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>>78993821
What are you talking about anon?
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>>78993789
OP is fucking right edition
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Lapis did nothing wrong
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what was the original about?
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>>78993850

Lapis drowned a child
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>>78993821
Hormonal disease.
I swear.
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>>78993821
from eating too much yogurt
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>>78993850
She did plenty wrong. But she was also wronged. We all deserve a second chance, as long as we BELIEVE.
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>>78993821
She and Little Debbie were good friends.
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So Steven universe is on hiatus or what
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>>78993867
>a
two anon
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What's she gonna do /co/?
What's she gonna say?

UGH THE SUSPENSE
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>Our Pearl - Starscream
>Blue Pearl - Thundercracker
>Yellow Pearl - Skywarp
I don't think this a perfect comparison.
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To those insulting Greg last thread:

>Raised Steven Alone for almost a decade
>Built the house Steven lives in
>Buys the food that fills their fridge
>Loves Steven
>Is pure
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>>78993933
ends in fusion new prisoner
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>>78993850
she ruined a van and left the stratosphere.
fuck your hit and run waifu.
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What if Sapphire had a pearl of her own on homeworld that she left behind.

Would she recognize Garnet?
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>>78993944
He's still ugly as shit
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>>78993943
Pearl and Starscream hanging out
drawfriends get on it
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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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>>78993933
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>>78993968
FUCK OFF STEVEN YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE
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>>78993933
>gives her the present
Hi Lapis Lazuli! Nice to see you again!
>she takes it
>open it
>some kind of nerve gem gas puts her to sleep
>rape
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THE BOMB IS OVER, GO BACK TO TRASH
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>>78993984
I'd totally fuck Greg in a platonic way.
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Yellow Diamond Color Explorations for her design.
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>>78993836
Gemetics*
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>>78993789
Worst gem is right
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>>78993927

Eh, I only count connie because she actually inhaled water.
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>>78993944
>Were the gems THAT busy with missions or was it something else?
>Did take him a long while and unless he lived in Greg's van or the wash for a while we don't know where he was for that time when the house was under construction.

Lovable dad.
But something is off with him.
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>>78993968
That's not very funny, Steven.

I'm telling the gems on you.
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>>78993943
>make your own comparison
>don't agree with it
Vector Sigma you're a dumb ass.
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>>78993968
Steven confirmed for hating Lapis HOTDAMN.

Nowhere but downhill for Lappy.
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>>78993933
Easy
>Peridot starts explaining that she's giving Lapis a gift and what that means
>Lapis just turns around and walks away without a word
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What's for dinner at the gem household boys?
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>>78993933

She's gonna say "Ta-da!" and it's gonna be really cute and lapis will open the present and it will be a friendship bracelet, like she saw on Pining Hearts
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>>78994010
We still have at least one week to go before another banning.
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>>78993933
Why is Peridot so...small
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>>78994006
Whelp, he sure showed us guys, guess its back into the /trash/.
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>>78993933
They're going to exchange gifts! Peridot will give Lapis whatever's in that box, and Lapis is going to give Peridot her new CG outfit!
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>>78993968
STEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>78994048
tea.
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What if Sapphire had a pearl of her own on homeworld that she left behind.

Would she recognize Garnet?

Would they fuse?
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>>78994006
>>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>A mod said this

WE CAN STAY, FUCKTRUCK.
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>>78994063
Was meant for>>78994006
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>>78993968
I'll run you over, Steven.
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>>78994006
Oh no
Now we have to go backkkk
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Does Sugar harbor special feelings for her brother?
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>>78994106
I'm not sure what this is.
But I want it gone.
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Why have just one bad Pearl when you can have three?
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>>78993933
>Peridot explains this is an Earth tradition to give gifts to people you want to befriend, and that Lapis is supposed to say "wow thanks"
>"oh wow... thanks"
>Lapis then crushes the present and walks away
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>>78994135
No since this isnt gravity falls and her name isnt Alex
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>>78993933
A stormfront approaches Beach city
Lapis launches herself from the sea
Steven runs up to her,extremely happy
As steven approaches,Lapis angrily points at him and exclaims:
"I need about three fiddy"
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>>78994135
Your confusing Rebecca Sugar with Alex Hirsch
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>>78994135
She mad a show dedicated to him, didn't she?
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>>78993821
Quartz Class Gem

It's muscle
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>>78994163
Goddamn Loch Ness monster!
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How long until Steven's penis fixes up Pearl?
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>>78994167
Alex Hirsch has a brother?
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>>78993933

She's going to laugh, because inside the box is an EMBARRASSING picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqfe7wgy_z0

here, have a stop motion animation thing, commissioned by CN Latin America
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>>78994093
I think mine's gone cold.
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>>78994189
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>>78993943
>Pearl is an Made To Order member of a race of silicon based shape-changers.
>Pearl's lesbo gushing over a rather large political rebel of incredible power who wielded a giant cannon.
>Pearl does not understand human feelings and actions and makes no effort to do so.
>Pearl is Soundwave.
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>>78994135
I'm noticing a trend in quality cartoon show runners.
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>>78994204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRsCdm9-qKM
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>>78994213
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>>78994189
Steven's penis has already cured her thirst. He's a very heavy sleeper
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>>78994017
I don't think it was so much the Gems being busy as it was that both them and Greg doubt their baby-raising capabilities.
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>>78993968
Thank heavens for Steven's Penis.
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>>78993789

Does anyone have the sauce for the original pic?
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>>78994150
I'm not sure what you are.
But I want you gone.
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Will the show ever feature gore again?
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>>78993933
I can't wait to hear them say each other's names
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>>78994213
True Nightmare Fuel
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>>78994213
I can`t wait to discuss this in therapy.
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>>78994213

Jesus christ what the fuck
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>>78994189
>>78994267
>>78994222

Guyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssss

Stooooooooooooooooooooop
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>>78993968
fucking hell Stev-

PEEEARRRRRRRL! STEVEN'S TELLING JOKES AGAIN
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>78994213
Latin CN best CN
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>>78994064
all the better to kiss bare midriffs with
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>>78994291
fuck Centipeetle
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>>78993789

Why is Jasper hate more popular than hating on the one true clod?
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>>78994098
Seriously though, how would CG pearl react I'd she learned that Sapphire had one?
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>>78994213
What the fuck.

is there more?
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>>78994297
>peridot reaching for Lapis' ass.
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I feel bad for Malachite. Knowing that as soon as you're unmade you'll never be remade again must be horrific for a fusion.

They are more than just the sum of their parts after all. There's that uniqueness that is neither Lapis or Jasper that knows it's doomed.
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Hooray for Lapis!
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>>78994365
Because her fans are extremely loud and drain the image limit?
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Have a Jasper.
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WHERE THE HELL IS PUG DAVIS?
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>>78994239
delightful
>>78994078
i like your style senpai
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>>78994445
Jasper as Senator Armstrong. I need this.
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>Still no formal announcements on Hiatus duration

Come ooooonnnn
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>>78994152
I, LOVE it
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>>78993933
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>>78994213
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>>78994430

>implying there is a such thing as wasting the image limit
>implying we'll somehow run out of new threads to create
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>>78994484
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS QUARTZ
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>>78994422
>You will never know what it's like to be fused
Why live?
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>>78994441
I want Peridot to get all dopey and swoony and to stumble about dazed after her first time fusing with Amethyst.
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>>78994213
Need gif of garnet just punching shit
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>>78994505

Holy fuck Amethyst is made out of chewed bubblegum
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Why the fuck does Pearl insist on using her stupid spear when she's garbage with it?

Why doesn't she use swords? She's great with swords. She has a TON of swords. Everytime she trains people, it's with swords.
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>>78993789
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgd1tFCLEUw
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>>78994426
>833
For fucksake Lapisanon, how many images of her do you have
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>>78994213
Is this the dead bart?
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>>78994213
Jesus christ
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>>78994504
Then Lapis opens it and it turns out to be a bright orange mirror and she pummels the shit out of Peridot while Steven cries out to her to stop.
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>tfw no plush Pearl to buy
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>>78994297
oh hey that story updated huh, got to read up
>>78994356
nnnnnice
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BEST GEMS
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>>78994297
I came so hard when peridot mentioned lapis in catch and release i can't imagine what's gonna happen to me when they actual talk to each other
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>>78994564

>I'm a superhero because everyone wants me to be

Yeah, real noble cause there Steven
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>>78994422
>Malachite is going to be split up
Sugar pls no
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>>78994564
>Steven's part

dude, this is the only one I can actually listen to for the full 10 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsPIX4dQAc
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>>78994606
That's sad actually
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>>78994565
I've seen him post up to 905, don't know if he broke 1000 yet
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>>78994340
>finger_war
Lewd..
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>>78994587

agree

but mostly peridot
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>>78994585
you know you can probably make your own plushie, right?
it shouldn`t be too hard...
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How does one survive snu snu from Blue Diamond, /sug/?
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>>78994585
>Pearl sees turns off the Google safe search
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>>78994213
>That Lion
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>>78994565
Not enough, how will I ever prove myself with this pitiful pile.
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>>78994606
>fighting to meet the expectations of his surrogate mothers
>fighting to rise to the challenge of his mother's legacy
>not a noble cause
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>>78993850
Yeah totally.
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>>78994563
>Be a sword weeb
>spend your entire existence practicing with swords because you don't think you can summon your weapon
>Collect a wide variety of them all throughout the ages
>Don't like humans very much, but admire the code of honor by this human "knights" thing
>Train hard enough to be a terrifying renegade and political assassin in the upcoming gem war
>Finally able to summon weapon
>It's a goddamn spear
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>>78994617
maybe, once Lapis and Jasper see how beautiful earth can be, she'll come back anon
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>>78994213
>Mexican stop-motion
>Venezuelan voice acting
>Argentinian scheduling

This is why we can't have nice things
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>>78994606
>everything that everyone wants me to be when I'm grown
I admire his conviction, selflessness, and honesty.
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>>78994565

>not having a collection of images of your waifu
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>>78994684
Those other guys just weren't scaroused enough.
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>>78994684
you don't.
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>>78994563
She's fine with both, it's just her spear is more readily available than lugging around a sword everywhere she goes
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>>78994684
>Dat realistic face and glowing blue eyes

unf
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>>78994213
Latin CN promos > USA CN promos
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>>78994563

The spear is much more versatile, especially when it can be used as a throwing weapon or converted into a rifle or fireball staff. It also can never be lost. We've also never seen her do anything useful with a sword except in a flashback nearly 6000 years ago when apparently no one used gem weapons.
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So, who do you think is going to be the Ultimate Big Bad of the series? The one that, once beaten, there's just nothing to go back to and leads to the end of the show?

Me, I think its going to be Greg's parents. After the CG's deal with the Diamond Authority, Greg's parents will show up and try to take Steven way, claiming that Steven is being raised in a hostile environment and that Greg is unfit as a parent. Greg will be drawn into a lengthy court battle, him having to sell the van and carwash in to order to pay for. The Gems will try to state their cases in Greg's defense, which will be portrayed as a series of flash backs either to existing points in the show or new content.

But it will ultimately lead to BAD END. Sugar and the Team bows and the curtain falls. Roll Credits.
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>>78994422

It's for the best, really. Malachite is an entity composed of two other entities raping each other ceaselessly simply to perpetuate her existence. Her very being is a tortured obscenity that should not exist.
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>>78994606
Like Same Hyde once said, "Everybody wants me because I'm gay."

But seriously, Steven needs to suffer some sort of real emotional trauma. Builds character.
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>>78994445
I don't know why, but the artstyle reminds me of Juggernaut from the 90's X-Men cartoon. Heh, funny that both Jasper and Juggy use their head for their primary attacks.
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>>78994710
>malachite will never be happy with herself
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>>78994636
Someone actually did this, oh my god ahahah
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>>78994748

No.

I refuse to let this show's biggest conflict become "Oh no the mean ole humans are here to take away steven!" because that's retarded.

Steven is a fucking superhero. He would not put up with that garbage.
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>>78994748
isn`t it obvious?
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>>78994737
>pearl doesn't even need to open her eyes to know what amethyst is going to do next
daymn
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>>78994748
Oniondestroyer of worlds and spy from the food based race that the Gems are building super weapons like the Cluster to fight
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>>78993944
lets not forget that he's a talented musician
>yfw you will never have a father as active and supportive of you as Greg is of Steven
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>>78994707
8/10
do moar
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>>78994636
I like how Pearl does the Chris Chan hand-claw thing all the time.
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>>78994748
It'll be Rose.
But really, probably some kind of diamond fusion or some shit
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>>78994748
>pulling a miyazaki

Please don't
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>>78994748

That wouldn't even matter. Just a few more years and Steven is an adult, and a few years is basically nothing in the grand scheme of things.
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>>78994737
>That animation

Why can't we have more of that?
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If Jasper's gonna be redeemed, she'd better suffer first. The only way I'm gonna buy Jasper becoming a good guy is if she's completely torn down before being saved by Steven.
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>>78994606
>>78994644
His body is truly made out of gems.
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>>78994636
>ten minute loop of thirstiness
Jesus god above even Lapis can't summon enough water to quench this thirst
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>>78994811
Well, they've both fought alongside eachother for hundreds if not thousands of years. Pearl was smart enough to memorize amethyst's attack patterns in case something like this happens
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>>78994848
I'm shocked that he hasn't talked about SU at all.
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The big plot twist is that Diamonds are fusions
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>>78994213
I need a gif of Garnet punching the shit out of that monster
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>>78994710
>Lapis being able to forgive her rapist
>Giving in and forming Malachite on her own terms
>Forgiving and learning to love her rapist

What is this, Game of fucking Thrones?
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>>78994874
She's suffering right now. The next thing will be the humiliation of getting rekt by a fat human boy
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>>78994737
This fight was beautifully done. I hope we get another intense fight soon.

I want to see Pearl and Garnet fight all out.
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>>78994707
Although it's hilarious how much Pearl's life is pain, it's still dumb. Also.

>Gems can project their bodies into almost any form they with
>But they can't project different weapons

The. Fuck.

>>78994737
>She's fine with both
>Posts a gif where she's not even using it

No. She's been shown to be extremely proficient with a sword. But with a spear shes almost always chucking it like a dumbass and missing.

>>78994746
>it can be used as a throwing weapon
Which would mean something if she actually hit anything.

>rifle or fireball staff
How many times does this happen?

>We've also never seen her do anything useful with a sword except
Cut down almost every gem she faced and train Connie.
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>>78994804

I was convinced he was some sort of alien monster until Steven sees Onion come out Vidalia's vagina.
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>>78994748
>defeats diamond authority
>saves the world from the cluster
>taken away by CPS

I audiably keked, do you know how dumb that sounds?
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New bg

http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/137317104352/ducksofrubber-message-received-was-a-really
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>>78994748
It will be Pink Diamond, the one who began the rebellion in the first place. Rose Quartz was just one of her most powerful generals. Somehow, PD was destroyed or imprisoned and Rose tried to continue what she began. After Steven becomes able to uncorrupt gems, he will be able to uncorrupt PD (who was inside the ball at the moon base) and we will hit endgame.
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>>78994751
I just want her to be happy anon. To be happy and love life and herself.
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>>78994710
I want to believe
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>>78994903
But Lapis is the rapist. Jasper is just an ass.
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>>78994874

>If Jasper's gonna be redeemed, she'd better suffer first.

What do you think Jasper has been doing this whole time? Did you somehow skip Jail Break and Chille Tid?
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>>78994903

Wouldn't Lapis be the rapist here? She ultimately consented to fuse with Jasper because she planned to trap her that way.

Though, I guess they're both raping each other at this point. I don't think either of them will ever see fusion in the same way Garnet does as a result.
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Rubies are great
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>>78994748
I would actually be okay with this
IF it was the season finale which led to a time leap into adult steven finally going back to beach city 4 years later
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>>78994563
>>78994737
Glaive*
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>>78994922

I seriously want to see Dewey smash an alien's face with a crowbar or some shit.

I want to see Dewey tear off that oversized coat to reveal he's completely ripped.

Mostly because I want to here sleepy Joel Hodgson say some crappy action one liner
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>>78994874
Lapis forcing an enema on Jasper might be suffering enough
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>>78994919
Pearl would win. Reminder that she solo'd /sug/ilite without even using her weapon
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Amethyst seems to love the digestive process a lot. It makes me wonder...
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>>78994922
I would love to see a shirtless Dewey try to duke it out with a gem monster.
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>>78994921
The problem with Pearl's spear is in a lot of fights for story reasons she can't land a good hit with it because it would just kill what she is fighting.

Like when she was attacking Peridot, if she stuck that spear in her it would of been over. Where as you can show Amy and Garnet using their weapons without ending the fight.

Dumb I know but that's the reason.
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>>78994985
This
Learn your weapons faggots
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>>78995012
>implying she isnt raping Jasper in every possible hole as we speak
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>>78994984

>41 minutes
>Text speech

Nigga I ain't listening to that.
>>
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/137317056952/message-received-some-finalized-storyboard
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>>78995020
I thought she was eating shit at first
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>>78993839
This took fucking forever

1 - 2x18 Catch And Release
2 - 1x26 Ocean Gem
3 - 2x10 Chille Tid
4 - 1x38 The Test
5 - 2x25 Message Received
6 - 2x11 Cry For Help
7 - 1x42 Winter Forecast
8 - 1x49 The Message
9 - 1x43 Maximum Capacity
10 - 1x35 Lion 3: Straight To Video
11 - 1x13 So Many Birthdays
12 - 1x36 Warp Tour
13 - 1x37 Alone Together
14 - 2x21 Too Far
15 - 2x05 Reformed
16 - 1x48 Story For Steven
17 - 1x52 Jailbreak
18 - 1x08 Serious Steven
19 - 2x26 Log Date 7 15 2
20 - 1x30 Island Adventure
21 - 2x15 Friend Ship
22 - 2x24 It Could've Been Great
23 - 1x19 Rose's Room
24 - 2x09 We Need To Talk
25 - 2x13 Onion Friend
26 - 1x44 Marble Madness
27 - 2x03 Say Uncle
28 - 1x40 On The Run
29 - 1x39 Future Vision
30 - 2x12 Keystone Motel
31 - 2x01 Full Disclosure
32 - 2x08 Keeping It Together
33 - 2x16 Nightmare Hospital
34 - 1x25 Mirror Gem
35 - 1x12 Giant Woman
36 - 1x23 Monster Buddies
37 - 1x24 An Indirect Kiss
38 - 1x06 Cat Fingers
39 - 1x16 Steven The Sword Fighter
40 - 1x45 Rose's Scabbard
41 - 2x20 Back To The Barn
42 - 1x51 The Return
43 - 1x07 Bubble Buddies
44 - 2x19 When It Rains
45 - 2x06 Sworn To The Sword
46 - 1x17 Lion 2: The Movie
47 - 1x28 Space Race
48 - 1x09 Tiger Millionaire
49 - 1x18 Beach Party
50 - 2x22 The Answer
51 - 1x32 Fusion Cuisine
52 - 1x11 Arcade Mania
53 - 1x20 Coach Steven
54 - 1x10 Steven's Lion
55 - 2x17 Sadie's Song
56 - 1x03 Cheeseburger Backpack
57 - 1x22 Steven And The Stevens
58 - 2x23 Steven's Birthday
59 - 1x27 House Guest
60 - 2x02 Joy Ride
61 - 1x04 Together Breakfast
62 - 1x33 Garnet's Universe
63 - 1x02 Laser Light Cannon
64 - 1x14 Lars And The Cool Kids
65 - 1x01 Gem Glow
66 - 1x46 Open Book
67 - 1x15 Onion Trade
68 - 1x29 Secret Team
69 - 1x21 Joking Victim
70 - 1x41 Horror Club
71 - 1x31 Keep Beach City Weird
72 - 2x04 Love Letters
73 - 1x34 Watermelon Steven
74 - 2x07 Rising Tides, Crashing Skies
75 - 1x05 Frybo
76 - 2x14 Historical Friction
77 - 1x50 Political Power
78 - 1x47 Shirt Club
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>>78995016
I honestly believe that if Pearl was at full potential she could beat Garnet or Jasper easily.

I hope she is the one that gets to do the majority of the fighting vs YD.
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>>78995016

Pearl and Amethyst got destroyed by Garnet without her even trying on Secret Team. Pearl wouldn't stand a chance, and especially since she doesn't have anyone backing her up. Pearl is only useful when she has encouragement.
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>>78994848
He posted about it on his facebook page, if I'm not mistaken.
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>>78993989
Steven is a weapon that Rose Quartz never thought she could have ended up caring for.

Steven was meant to waltz into a Diamond's throne room, immune (mostly or completely, memory's foggy) to Homeworld anti-gem weaponry, and stop the war once and for all.

For all the millennia of knowledge, conquest, and mastery that Gems have in their part of space, they couldn't have ever prepared for a weaponized half-breed made on the sacrifice of disgraced royalty.

>Diamond Authority's collective face when learning about the true nature of Steven Universe
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>>78994983
FUCK
ADULT STEVEN TIME LEAP WHEN
FUCK YOUNG STEVEN
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>>78994950

>Rebecca and the story teams did such a good job introducing the Yellow Diamond arc, and I wanted to find a cool way to help strengthen that through color.
>Rebecca and the story teams did such a good job introducing the Yellow Diamond arc
>introducing the Yellow Diamond arc
>the Yellow Diamond arc
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>>78994895
I bet if he was as active online as he was in 2007-2009 he would have introduced most of the cast to Sonichu and Poil would be his favorite because she is white.

Then again, just like 4 years ago he'd be saying how much he hates the show because he hated gay people.
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>>78995023

So far Sadie's the only human we've seen kill a gem monster.

Not the biggest fan of Sadie but she was pretty kick ass in that fight.
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>>78993839
I don't know where from, actually
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>>78995070
They didn't know it was her at first tho
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>>78994951
that would be likely except for the moon part
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>>78995053
me too
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>>78994826
>yfw you will never have a father as active and supportive of you as Greg is of Steven
Well, to be fair,
>yfw your father wasn't nearly as supportive of you because you aren't a half-superhuman alien with loads of cool powers and are instead a whole human who just watches cartoons
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>>78994985
It could be a box of god damn doughnuts for all I care. She's useless with it.

>>78995031
You say that as if she is forced to use the spear. They decided to give her that weapon. It was a decision made by the creators.

They then decided to make her look like a bumbling idiot with it.
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>>78994950
>Yellow Diamond arc
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>>78995087
>Yellow Diamond arc
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>>78995087
YDemption confirmed
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>>78995078
Do you know what he said? Did he like it???

Sorry, I used to be obsessed with CWC
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>>78995103
I remind you we have a Back to the Moon arc set for future episodes.
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why does jasper remind me of this chick ?
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>>78995095
Yeah, but I just want Dewey to go all Mike Haggar on something.
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>>78994984
>41 minutes
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>>78995087

>Yellow Diamond Arc
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>>78994921
She seems to be fine with it in this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgeSofISJfI&ab_channel=CartoonNetworkAustralia
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>>78994922
>GASP! A giant hand approaching my fair city? This looks like a job for...

THE DEW
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>>78994984
Jesus christ, I have no fucking life at all, but even I'm not going to listen to that whole thing
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>>78995095
But connie kills 2 gem fusion monsters. Granted, she was using a gem sword and was trained to fight. Sadie was untrained, has a fucking stick, and the gem monster was invisible. Sadie has major potential.
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>>78995100

Why does that matter? They couldn't even attack what they thought was a giant hand monster because they were getting so badly beaten. Pearl would do even worse if she actually knew it was Garnet because she strongly fears the fusion.
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Rate my gemfu.
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>>78995125
>EDIT: by “Yellow Diamond arc” I just meant the episodes leading up to her and Message Received! Just wanted to clarify :)

they're here
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>>78994951
Is this truly the single most tastefully lewd and well-drawn Rose fanart on the face of the internet at the moment?
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>>78995061
>sadies song not at the bottom of the list
>SHIRT CLUB AT THE BOTTOM

what the fuck is wrong with you anon
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>>78995061
>Watermelon steven that low
Fuck me, that epsiode was great
>All gems show a new power
>Steven being able to make living plants like his mom
>That sacrifice from bby melon
>Father son bonding
Oh well
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>>78993850
And deserved so much more.
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>>78995200
CREW PLS
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>>78995200
>:)
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>>78995200

Fuck that. What has been put in motion can not be undone. The Yellow D shall become Mellow She
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>>78994984
>text-to-speech
>41 minutes
fucking
D R O P P E D
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CUTIES
U
T
I
E
S
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>>78995114
Your not wrong. The show could use more fodder that Pearl was allowed to kill ya know. Even if she had her sword the writers wouldn't let her just kill Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot with it ya know?

I have to admit her duel swords in The Answer were pretty fucking badass. I do like her spear still, it just doesn't get used properly and that is the writers fault.
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>>78995191

First she has to prove herself by killing Lars
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>>78995225
That pic is adorable
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>>78994536
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>>78995194
>ugh, DIO is such a shitty villain. His whole schtick is just "hur, im a soldier, i disagree with the main characters," how can DIOfags take him seriously?
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Okay, /sug/.

One leaves forever but the rest unfortunately stay:

>Kamen Rider
>Undertale
>War Hammer
>Jojo
>Jasper-fags
>Lapis-fags

Choose wisely.
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>>78995259

who wouldn't want a bunch of Ruby bodyguards.
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>>78995259
BOYS
O
Y
S

Does anyone else feel uncomfortable during the scene where the Rubies are having some banter? That VA is really just not that great. Sounds like a 10 year old boy.
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>>78995211
I don't like Dewey/Cool Kids episodes.

And Sadie's Song is not that bad, you're just consumed by dank memes and the tumblr boogieman
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>>78995084
>They use lasers that could mind break a gem
>It tickles him
>They cage him with high powered energy bars
>Walks through it and wanders off cause hes hungry
>All of the gems faces as nothing works
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>>78995259

>that style

Oh Sweet Jesus, not like this...
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>>78995276
you're adorable
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>>78995225
It's not like people know the content of the episodes before they see them, aside from knowing that something like Return/Jailbreak is going to be hype
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>>78995270
I'm extremely okay with this.
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>>78995287
more long haired peri
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>>78995305
you
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>>78994836
>Do moar
Do more of what?
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>>78995305
kamen ri-
>warhammer
Warhammer
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>>78995305

Undertale leaves.
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>>78995305
>/ss/fags not an option
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>>78995314
That was the worst instance of voice acting in the show yet.
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>>78995270

Can she double tap Ronaldo while she's at it?

>>78995305

Jojo.
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>>78995305
Undertale, no contest.
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>>78995259
Unteralterbach?
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>>78995305
Any of these fags
>Kamen Rider
>Undertale
>War Hammer
>Jojo
At least the other -fags are in topic here. Crossoverfags are fucking cancer and why MLP went too popular
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>>78995305
Underfail.
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>>78995259
>>78995323

It reminds me a little bit of a certain German VN...
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So, Sapphire chose Rubies to be her guards because she liked staring at their asses right?
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>>78995061
>Sadie's Song above Laser Light Cannon and Historical Friction
the fuck
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>>78995305
Warhammer 40k
They invade everything
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>>78995305
>Jasper-fags
ez
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>>78995305
Don't know anything about Kamen Rider or War Hammer

Undertale fans are the aboslute worst but the game looks decent enough and I can't really blame it on the game. (I've never played it)

Lapis fags are pretty entertaining, Jasper fags annoy me but I try not to shame people for any ship, kink, or for liking a character.

So Undertale shitposters.
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>>78995305

Japerfags, obviously.

how is this even considered a difficult choice.
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>>78995334

my only contribution
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>>78995336
What the fuck do you mean?
>>
i drew a dorito
http://i.imgur.com/iv0TZGg.jpg
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Prof. Snape is dead XDXDDD
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Hey /sug/! Hope a few of you liked my last entry.

The Steven/Peridot short will be ready in a few minutes. Just got to get it off my phone. Editing is easier on my computer.
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>>78995084
>>78995322

He sings songs that convince weaker gems to join his side, and he heals them with a disgusting fluid that he can project from his mouth...
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>>78995159
Pearl's a perfectionist.
You'd be fine with it too if you were as obsessed with function and sensibility as she is.

Her spear is a cost effective solution to lugging a sword around. Of course she'd git gud with it.
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>>78994974
BUTCH SHORTSTACK TWINS
[spoilers]how did they know my weakness[/spoilers]
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>>78995334
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>>78994951
I could see PD being the big bad, but what would be her purpose? Why did she began the rebellion? Also what if she was so corrupted that she looked like Bismuth?
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>>78995411
Noice
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>>78995305
Undertale.

No contest at all.
>>
http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/post/137317457604/im-just
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>>78993882
This should've directly followed the smug Greg and rose whip cream pic.
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>>78995305
Undertale
Jas-Lapfags are actually relevant, Jojo is le funni meem, I haven't even seen Warhammer? And the Kamen Rider replies are funny and unique to the thread
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>>78993821
Distancing herself from her old days as a stone-cold soldier

Doesn't want to look like Jasper.

Rub salt in the wounds of enemies she beats.

So she could sing and then tell homeworld "it's officially over."

>>78993850
She gave up/didn't believe in Steven.
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>>78995327
Thanks, you too
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>>78995334
>Timeskip
>peridot has longer hair

I want
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>>78995314
yeah I thought "punching all over their bodies" sounded weird, doesn't help I wanted to see shoulder ruby summon a pauldron weapon
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>>78995259
ded rubes
probably a fusion mutant at this point
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>>78995305
war hammer I guess
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>>78995305
Undertail you nigger
>>
>Jasper is actually considerate to Peridot (Peridot hates being touched if you didnt notice). She goes to touch her, but realizes before she does it and stops herself.

When did this happen?
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>>78995406
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>>78995225

That episode was alright at best, although it was THE ASIAN's second best. It made the fact that Rose is Pink Diamond far too obvious, though. After all, how else could it be that a 14 year old gem with virtually no experience can have such great power that he can defeat two 5850+ year old hardened war veterans and a deformed corrupted gem hunter by spitting out only a portion of the seeds of a single watermelon?
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>>78995305
Jasper-fags.
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>>78995305
Undertale, definitely.
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Can we call the three-Ruby fusion Rubyx Cube?
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Do the "SJWs" that flock to the show bother you at all /sug/?
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>>78995480
This is from tumblr, isn't it
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>>78995305
Pearl or peridotfags
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>>78995376
>>78995386
>>78995449
>>78995460
>>78995479
>>78995506
>not warhammer
>who heresy shitposts constantly
>not kamen rider
>who just shitposts in general
>NO! I HATE THING AND THING IS POPULAR SO IT MAKES ME EVEN ANGRIER
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>>78994984
I tried my best to get through the written version of this analysis. Made almost to the end, but stopped here

>It deserves to be said that it's not like the entire show handles lead-up poorly. There are some genuinely intriguing moments involving the Gem lore, like all the ancient temples and the monsters our heroes fight, but ultimately these are all just background elements. The stuff the show brings to the forefront are nearly always shallow attempts at creating tension – tension that's squandered by doing silly things like having Garnet sing during the climactic final battle. While I love a good song in a show every now and then, having a character sing during such a tense moment seems incredibly out of place, and saps away the intensity of the fight.
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>>78995521
No, it's from the other thread about Jasper on here >>78994209
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>>78995334
>you will never sit with peridot, being patient as you brush and do her long hair
>you will never have her grump and grumble as you pet her
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>>78995334
passion for fashion
>>78995305
Well, whenever its undertale it has nothing to do with SU, even JoJo posts have SU stuff with them so Undertale
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>>78995531
Anally-shattered Undertalefag detected.
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>>78995524
At least they're topic-related
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>>78995305
Lapis-fags
Though Jasperfags are as overly-defensive. Hmm.
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>>78995520

A bit. Sometimes I get kind of annoyed how the show will do something really simple and innocent and they'll just lose their shit about MUH SOCIAL PROGRESSION OMG.

The Peridot arc has been especially rough since everyone on Tumblr has been screaming about Autism
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>>78995305
Kamen Riders

They spam just to be obnoxious.
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>>78995389
One of the best asses
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>>78995305
Undertale.
Jasper and lapis did nothing wrong
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>That Jasper thread is still up
literally how
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>>78995305

>Kamen Rider

Fuck you

>Undertale

Eeeeeeh, good game, don't know how badly the world would be without it.

>War Hammer

Can't get rid of this, there are entire countries out there who's economy is based off of GW minis. You can put a down payment of a farm with 180 head of goats for a single Tau Manta.

>Jojo

Again, fuck you.

>Jasper/Lapis Fags

The loss of a fandom for a single character isn't that big of a deal, so either of these wouldn't be bad.


Ultimately, I'm going to go with. __no__
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>>78995411
Very cute, size the image down abit
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>>78995531

Someone's mad.
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>>78995531
Hey man, no need to get so Frisky
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>>78995531

>Heresy shitposts constantly

I literally seen maybe two Heresy posts.
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>>78995531
Spotted the heretic.
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>>78995589
Rectum sore Jasperfags and hatearoused Lapisfags.
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>>78995305
Undertale.

Kamen Rider, Jojo and Jasper are fucking excellent. Lapis is alright and I've developed an immunity to Warhammerfags from /tg/. Did you even try dude? This wasn't hard.
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>>78995385
This anon speaks the truth

Please leave those other fanbases on their respective boards
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>>78995576
Autism?!
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>>78995336
>>78995421
>>78995485
>>78995531

Okay listen, you, you, and you need to get the fuck out right now.

>>78995579

You, you can stay.
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>>78995469
I'm not a cringe fag but that scene made me come close. I mean I watched Steven sing and drag and it didn't really phase me.

>>78995364
Yeah it's a shame, because other than that I can't really think of an a VA I don't like on this show.

>>78995531
Undertale posts are about 10 times as frequent as both of those put together so can you blame us?
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>>78995305
Undertail
>>78995531
> Not liking heresy
Also jasperfags dont bother us
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>>78995531
Tumblr: The post
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>>78995305
i actually don`t mind any of them to the point of banishment.

i guess i just don`t give a shit.
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>>78995563
No they aren't
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>>78995612
At least they have HEART for something they care about
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>>78995661
Carl be wanting that rooby booty
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>>78994748
That's Samurai Flamenco levels of plot derailing.
If your story happens, expect it to end with the reveal of a full scale invasion by the Space Gems.
Then Steven fuses with all the gems on Earth and becomes Tengen Toppen Steven Universe.
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So I know a lot of people like labelling characters as 'autistic' and stuff (like, I dunno, L from Death Note) and it's just weird.

Now i'm seeing people say Peridot has mannerisms similar to a higher functioning autistic. Yes/no?
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>>78995144
Wait a second isn't she from the newest Shadowrun

Did that game ever come out or am I just insane
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>>78994984
I remember when this critique was used to shitpost on /co/ near christmas/christmas eve.

Now say what you want about /sug/, but the amount of shitposting in those threads were astronomical, like my god. 7 fucking consecutive threads that the mods would not delete.
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>>78995657

Yeah, self diagnosetards going on about how Peridot is on the autism spectrum. and boy howdy do they reach. Like someone made this big post about how Peridot is autistic because she watches the same episode of Pining Hearts for three days, even though it was clearly just meant for a joke
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>>78995622
This, fuck Undertail fags
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>>78995430
And here we go.

>Peridot finds one of Greg's old black star shirts.
>Steven finds her later.
>Notices her feet are bare.
>So are her legs.
"Peridot? Are you only wearing the shirt?"
"I needed the emblem. Having anything under is redundant."
>A breeze blows the shirt up a little.
>Steven blushes, his pants get tight.
>Peridot looks at his pants.
"What's wrong with your fluid waste dispenser?"
>Steven tries to hid it.
"N-nothing. It's just something that's been happening."
>Peridot taps it.
"Has it been weaponized?"
>Steven pushes her down.
"Steven?!"
"I'm sorry Peridot, I can't stop myself!"
>Steven shoves himself into her.
"AH! AAHHH!"
>Steven thrusts rapidly into Peridot.
>Her back scrapes against the wooden floor of the barn with each push.
>She pushes his chest away.
>He holds her down.
>Peridot suddenly goes quiet, closing her eyes as she blushes profusely.
>She stretch her legs.
"Ah... ah... Steven, some thing's happening. What's happening?"
>Her back arcs, her body jerking.
>Steven blows in her.
>He sits back, catching his breath.
>Peridot jumps on him.
"More... I want more."
>She guides him back in and rides up and down.
>The shirt slips off her shoulder.
>She tightens around him as she peaks again.
>She can feel him throbbing.
"I want to see it this time."
>Peridot slides off him and jerks him until he explodes again, getting some on her
face.
Peridot is confused as it goes limp.

>Steven backs up from her.
"I don't think I can go again for a while."
"When can you?"
>Steven nervously pulls his pants back on.
"Later. I'll let you know."
>Steven runs out.
>Peridot goes to the water pump in the back outside.
>She makes eye contact with Garnet leaning on the barn.
>Garnet give her a thumbs up.
"Puberty."
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>>78995431
>Steven gets captured and stuck on HW, but cant keep him pinned down
>He goes around, healing cracked gems with kisses, even healing the big fighting gems that come back from war
>They protect him when anyone threatens him, eventually starting a rebellion.
>The crystal gems finally make it to HW to save steven, only to be escorted to steven as he sits on a throne, playing his ukulele.
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>>78995728
shes literally zim
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>>78995728
She has gem autism.
It's canon.
I work inside Sucrose.
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>>78995728
Is there a Don't Care option?
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>>78995680
do you know what thread you're in?
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One will protect you, the others will try to kill you.
>garnet
>sugilite
>sardonyx
>rainbow quartz
>opal
>malachite
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>>78994707
>Pearl wanted to be a Saber Servant
>Is a Lancer instead
>With the terrible luck it entails
>Pearl confirmed for first to be kill
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>>78995720

OEDIPUS! OEDIPUS!

>>78995728

Look, SHE'S AN ALIEN CONSTRUCT SUDDENLY THRUST INTO A NEW WORLD WITH NEW THINGS. Just because she acts weird does not mean she has a HUMAN condition! She's just weird! Fuck!
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>>78995694

Well if they had even half a BRAIN, their taste wouldn't be so shitty.
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>>78995802
Want Garnet but
Sugilite
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>>78995720
Holy shit this is gold.

>>78995762
Anything is better than a "hurr durr here is an MS paint Sans I so clever"

>>78995728
Probably because they have autism and don't want to acknowledged that it's a negative trait no matter how badly they want to pretend it's not.
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>>78995802
Assuming it's a more stable Malachite, I'm sure she'd wreck the shit out of the rest.
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>>78995516
CARLOS
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>>78995760
They've been making jokes about Pearl squawking since Giant Woman.
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>>78995779
Zim was more of a sociopathic crazy.
Peridot, once she's been worked on a bit, seems to have some small amount of capability for empathy.
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>>78995760
>pearl accused of squawking as early as giant woman

they've always known she was a bird
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>>78995724
>yfw Sardonyx is the cringiest fucking fusion
>reminiscent of one of those "I DON'T EVEN CARE HOW FAGGY I AM" speech and drama kids from high school
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>>78995802
Why would everyone else be trying to kill me in the first place?
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>You have reported way too many posts
4chan, you...
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>>78995752
jokes can mean things too
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>>78995714
What can I say?

I know a good ass when I see one.
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>>78995720
holy sheit
i was expecting everything but that
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Favorite episode of the bomb /sug/? Pic related for me. Very funny and comfy
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>>78995855
shes zim written in a shounen. all the traits are there, even the weird technology and the toilet spinning.
Its like a fanfiction where zim gets turned to the side of the good guys.

theres even a Dib character, wake up sheeple
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>>78995728

I'm pretty sure mental and social deficiencies are just a natural part of being a gem. Pearl cannot function well without encouragement and runs away from emotional problems while crying, Amethyst also runs away from emotional problems and is incredibly angsty and Garnet goes rage mode when she sees things she sees things that overtly offend her.
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>>78995835
I mean, Autism isn't exactly negative, but neither is it positive. And just because a character expresses traits that resemble autism (minor mimicry to fit in, problems learning empathy, obsessing over some stuff) doesn't mean they're a bad character, they just have the traits.
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>>78995864

>Acted as a hobby throughout High School and College
>Always that one kid who was an outRAAAGEOUS faggot who was LOUD AND PROUD!
>They were always super insecure and would break down crying at the slightest conflict

Don't bring these fucking memories back anon
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>>78995897
pearl as R2-D2 when?
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>>78995776
He's a Negi Springfield waiting to happen.
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>>78995322
>>78995431
...which then makes me wonder. Steven by himself can't really do much. If he ever gets proficient enough he could do some cool Captain America shit with his Rose Shield, and maybe he'll even take up Rose's sword as well.

But RQ was a being who realized the measures needed to end a war. She had to be merciful when possible and merciless when needed, hence the sword-n-board set up.

Steven doesn't have that kind of ferocity in him, not even potentially. He's too kind-hearted and good-natured, which is probably why he could only conjure her Shield while the Sword was left in Lion (an animal traditionally associated with ferocity and protection).
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>>78995802
Rainbow Quartz
She's basically a Paladin: she can heal, spear and shield combo (or some ratchet mixture of the two, maybe come kind of axe made from the shield on the end of the spear?), not so big she can't come inside places with me, not so small that she's irrelevant next to the rest, plus mixed with the second strongest unfused gem so she's dank
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>>78995779
And Zim was undeniably, irrevocably insane.
What's your point? Peridot is at least reasonable.
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>>78995305
I don't care who leaves but keep Jojo and War Hammer and maybe also Undertale
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>>78995930
I mean It's not like I am on a witch hunt to kill all people with autism, but autism is indeed a negative thing. It impairs your social skills and ability for proper empathy and understanding.

I wouldn't want it is all I will say.
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>>78995873

Good. Fuck you.
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>>78995946
fucking god, I'm glad I'm not alone in the universe, like bro we get it, you're beta
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>>78995926
Except humans have similar issues sometimes, sometimes even uglier in severity.
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>>78995864
This post made me cringe
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>>78994985
Hey /tg/, thanks for the pic of my next character.
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>>78996036
fucking ableist, would you refuse having sex with a person with aids as well? This is the reason we cant have nice things. YOU.
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>>78996023
> liking trans sans
how can someone be this autistic
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>>78996017
you shouldve read Rebecca Zim fanfictions about him being adopted by humans and becoming empathic.
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>>78996113
who?
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>>78996036
As an actual diagnosed sperg,

this
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>>78996036
You're not wrong on the 'I wouldn't want it' sort of thing. It sucks to have.

It just makes me happy that Peridot reminds me a bit of myself, negative points and all. While also not being an awful character.
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>>78996103

LETS CALL THE LOCAL NEWS!!!
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>>78996103
Hahaa
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>>78994422
>Post redemption Jasper and Lapis fuse despite their distrust of each other, for Steven.
>Malachite defeats a Gem mutant, and Looks at Steven and smiles at him.
>"I'm really glad you're alright"
>After fusion Lapis and Jaspers healing can begin.
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>>78995907
Comfy episodes are the best
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>>78995305
Jasper and Lapis are on-topic for this thread so fuck you.

Of the remaining three I'd say Kamen Rider.
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>>78994826.
1. Fuck
B. You
Mustard. Why must you make me feel this way you uncultured sack of noodles and butter. Also, if you're seeing this, add me in the next /sug v.08 please
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When are we going to get Amethyst's backstory in an episode? I want to know how the Crystal Gems found her. Seems like she hung out in that Kindergarten for a while...
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>>78995774
I love you Seed.
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>>78995946
oh god you're so right

those fucking memories...
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>>78995305
undertale, easily
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>>78995305
>>78995406
>>78995661
>>78995894

Carl, what are you doing in here? Leave these nice people alone.
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How would you like a time skip foward four or five years at the end of season 2/sug/?
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I love Kamen Rider but rider posting is so lame
it feels the same as jojo posting
ooh boring references you so cool bro
>>78995385
this

and I've never even seen any undertale posts in sug but I guess I haven't been spending a whole lot of time here lately
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>>78995305
Kamen or undertale
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>>78996036
I just can't stand the way it's seen as a badge of honor these days. There's nothing "progressive" about a regressive neurological issue. But good luck trying to tell progressives that.
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>>78993789
i dont get what people see in jasper, is such a piece of shit
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>>78993839
muh top five

on the run
jailbreak
ocean gem
the test
when it rains
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>>78995305

Are these things REALLY huge issues? Like most of these are just reaction images, and people pick them because they're funny or fitting.

Like for fucks sake we're discussing cartoons, get the broom handle out of your ass
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>>78995579

Garnet's design is suddenly making a lot of sense.
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>>78995864
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>>78996218
There's nothing progressive about shunning people who can't change what they were born with either.
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>>78995864
Her accent got on my nerves. Bitch sounded Cajun at one point.
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>>78996207
Hey ahhh Lapis, you wanna get outta my pool?
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>>78996207
Woah there buddy, Carl hasn't done anything wrong.
He's a pretty chill guy.
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>>78996187
>the kindergarten kid

any day now...
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>>78995061
this ranking list is so horrible that i'm actually having trouble articulating how bad it is
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>>78995864
I was fine with Sardonyx. Largely because she straight up reminded me of Bayonetta.

Thanks for posting something entirely unrelated to my post though.
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>>78995907

Tie between Log Date and It Could Have Been Great.

I love the way that it's starts off all fun and happy, then gets intense in the last few minutes. It also features my new favorite song.
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>>78996146
>>78996145
Same guy here. One of my best friends has autism and I've learned to understand it a bit more from him.

As for Peridot, it's hard to say because a lot of her inability to understand social situations could just be a result of the cultural differences between homeworld and Earth. So I can't really sit here and analyse her based on our norms, because our norms are abnormal to her.

>>78996218
This. I mean for one that's just an unhealthy way to look at it. People with social disorders should find ways to cope with it and develop proper empathy. Not be told "hey w/e it's fine fucking normies are the problem"
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>>78995406
Fuckin go away, go to a /tfg/ or something.
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>>78994903
>Rapist
This meme needs to die, The crew already said its not a sex allegory.
It's just taboo on home world to fuse with a different type of Gem.
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>>78995774
I was with you until Steven started to rape her

Wouldn't it be more likely that Steven would try to deny her seeing it until she get's frustrated and shouts at him "I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE YOUR WEAPONIZED DISPOSAL UNIT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME"
Which leads to to her furiously jerking him off to try and activate it
she tastes it when it shoots all over her face, leading her to analyze it's contents
"composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium and zinc"
"Steven! Unbelievable! How you could throw away all of those valuable ingredients wuthout collecting them? I believe it would be beneficial to ingest them, if such is the case. You must let me get more samples."
Steven is too groggy to pay attention, and gets several blowjobs for his trouble
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