Jasperfags are trash Edition
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In case anyone of you
wonderfulpeople are bored, I stole this and fixed up. You know where from
What's she gonna do /co/?
What's she gonna say?
UGH THE SUSPENSE
>Our Pearl - Starscream
>Blue Pearl - Thundercracker
>Yellow Pearl - Skywarp
I don't think this a perfect comparison.
To those insulting Greg last thread:
>Raised Steven Alone for almost a decade
>Built the house Steven lives in
>Buys the food that fills their fridge
she ruined a van and left the stratosphere.
fuck your hit and run waifu.
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>gives her the present
Hi Lapis Lazuli! Nice to see you again!
>she takes it
>some kind of nerve gem gas puts her to sleep
Yellow Diamond Color Explorations for her design.
>Were the gems THAT busy with missions or was it something else?
>Did take him a long while and unless he lived in Greg's van or the wash for a while we don't know where he was for that time when the house was under construction.
But something is off with him.
What's for dinner at the gem household boys?
>>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>A mod said this
WE CAN STAY, FUCKTRUCK.
Why have just one bad Pearl when you can have three?
>Peridot explains this is an Earth tradition to give gifts to people you want to befriend, and that Lapis is supposed to say "wow thanks"
>"oh wow... thanks"
>Lapis then crushes the present and walks away
A stormfront approaches Beach city
Lapis launches herself from the sea
Steven runs up to her,extremely happy
As steven approaches,Lapis angrily points at him and exclaims:
"I need about three fiddy"
How long until Steven
's penisfixes up Pearl?
>Pearl is an Made To Order member of a race of silicon based shape-changers.
>Pearl's lesbo gushing over a rather large political rebel of incredible power who wielded a giant cannon.
>Pearl does not understand human feelings and actions and makes no effort to do so.
>Pearl is Soundwave.
I can't wait to hear them say each other's names
I can`t wait to discuss this in therapy.
all the better to kiss bare midriffs with
Why is Jasper hate more popular than hating on the one true clod?
I feel bad for Malachite. Knowing that as soon as you're unmade you'll never be remade again must be horrific for a fusion.
They are more than just the sum of their parts after all. There's that uniqueness that is neither Lapis or Jasper that knows it's doomed.
>Still no formal announcements on Hiatus duration
I want Peridot to get all dopey and swoony and to stumble about dazed after her first time fusing with Amethyst.
Why the fuck does Pearl insist on using her stupid spear when she's garbage with it?
Why doesn't she use swords? She's great with swords. She has a TON of swords. Everytime she trains people, it's with swords.
I came so hard when peridot mentioned lapis in catch and release i can't imagine what's gonna happen to me when they actual talk to each other
>Malachite is going to be split up
Sugar pls no
you know you can probably make your own plushie, right?
it shouldn`t be too hard...
How does one survive snu snu from Blue Diamond, /sug/?
>Be a sword weeb
>spend your entire existence practicing with swords because you don't think you can summon your weapon
>Collect a wide variety of them all throughout the ages
>Don't like humans very much, but admire the code of honor by this human "knights" thing
>Train hard enough to be a terrifying renegade and political assassin in the upcoming gem war
>Finally able to summon weapon
>It's a goddamn spear
maybe, once Lapis and Jasper see how beautiful earth can be, she'll come back anon
>Venezuelan voice acting
This is why we can't have nice things
She's fine with both, it's just her spear is more readily available than lugging around a sword everywhere she goes
The spear is much more versatile, especially when it can be used as a throwing weapon or converted into a rifle or fireball staff. It also can never be lost. We've also never seen her do anything useful with a sword except in a flashback nearly 6000 years ago when apparently no one used gem weapons.
So, who do you think is going to be the Ultimate Big Bad of the series? The one that, once beaten, there's just nothing to go back to and leads to the end of the show?
Me, I think its going to be
Greg's parents. After the CG's deal with the Diamond Authority, Greg's parents will show up and try to take Steven way, claiming that Steven is being raised in a hostile environment and that Greg is unfit as a parent. Greg will be drawn into a lengthy court battle, him having to sell the van and carwash in to order to pay for. The Gems will try to state their cases in Greg's defense, which will be portrayed as a series of flash backs either to existing points in the show or new content.
But it will ultimately lead to BAD END. Sugar and the Team bows and the curtain falls. Roll Credits.
It's for the best, really. Malachite is an entity composed of two other entities raping each other ceaselessly simply to perpetuate her existence. Her very being is a tortured obscenity that should not exist.
>malachite will never be happy with herself
I refuse to let this show's biggest conflict become "Oh no the mean ole humans are here to take away steven!" because that's retarded.
Steven is a fucking superhero. He would not put up with that garbage.
>pearl doesn't even need to open her eyes to know what amethyst is going to do next
lets not forget that he's a talented musician
>yfw you will never have a father as active and supportive of you as Greg is of Steven
I like how Pearl does the Chris Chan hand-claw thing all the time.
Why can't we have more of that?
>ten minute loop of thirstiness
Jesus god above even Lapis can't summon enough water to quench this thirst
Well, they've both fought alongside eachother for hundreds if not thousands of years. Pearl was smart enough to memorize amethyst's attack patterns in case something like this happens
>Lapis being able to forgive her rapist
>Giving in and forming Malachite on her own terms
>Forgiving and learning to love her rapist
What is this, Game of fucking Thrones?
Although it's hilarious how much Pearl's life is pain, it's still dumb. Also.
>Gems can project their bodies into almost any form they with
>But they can't project different weapons
>She's fine with both
>Posts a gif where she's not even using it
No. She's been shown to be extremely proficient with a sword. But with a spear shes almost always chucking it like a dumbass and missing.
>it can be used as a throwing weapon
Which would mean something if she actually hit anything.
>rifle or fireball staff
How many times does this happen?
>We've also never seen her do anything useful with a sword except
Cut down almost every gem she faced and train Connie.
I was convinced he was some sort of alien monster until Steven sees Onion come out Vidalia's vagina.
It will be Pink Diamond, the one who began the rebellion in the first place. Rose Quartz was just one of her most powerful generals. Somehow, PD was destroyed or imprisoned and Rose tried to continue what she began. After Steven becomes able to uncorrupt gems, he will be able to uncorrupt PD (who was inside the ball at the moon base) and we will hit endgame.
I just want her to be happy anon. To be happy and love life and herself.
Wouldn't Lapis be the rapist here? She ultimately consented to fuse with Jasper because she planned to trap her that way.
Though, I guess they're both raping each other at this point. I don't think either of them will ever see fusion in the same way Garnet does as a result.
I seriously want to see Dewey smash an alien's face with a crowbar or some shit.
I want to see Dewey tear off that oversized coat to reveal he's completely ripped.
Mostly because I want to here sleepy Joel Hodgson say some crappy action one liner
Lapis forcing an
enemaon Jasper might be suffering enough
Amethyst seems to love the digestive process a lot. It makes me wonder...
The problem with Pearl's spear is in a lot of fights for story reasons she can't land a good hit with it because it would just kill what she is fighting.
Like when she was attacking Peridot, if she stuck that spear in her it would of been over. Where as you can show Amy and Garnet using their weapons without ending the fight.
Dumb I know but that's the reason.
This took fucking forever
1 - 2x18 Catch And Release
2 - 1x26 Ocean Gem
3 - 2x10 Chille Tid
4 - 1x38 The Test
5 - 2x25 Message Received
6 - 2x11 Cry For Help
7 - 1x42 Winter Forecast
8 - 1x49 The Message
9 - 1x43 Maximum Capacity
10 - 1x35 Lion 3: Straight To Video
11 - 1x13 So Many Birthdays
12 - 1x36 Warp Tour
13 - 1x37 Alone Together
14 - 2x21 Too Far
15 - 2x05 Reformed
16 - 1x48 Story For Steven
17 - 1x52 Jailbreak
18 - 1x08 Serious Steven
19 - 2x26 Log Date 7 15 2
20 - 1x30 Island Adventure
21 - 2x15 Friend Ship
22 - 2x24 It Could've Been Great
23 - 1x19 Rose's Room
24 - 2x09 We Need To Talk
25 - 2x13 Onion Friend
26 - 1x44 Marble Madness
27 - 2x03 Say Uncle
28 - 1x40 On The Run
29 - 1x39 Future Vision
30 - 2x12 Keystone Motel
31 - 2x01 Full Disclosure
32 - 2x08 Keeping It Together
33 - 2x16 Nightmare Hospital
34 - 1x25 Mirror Gem
35 - 1x12 Giant Woman
36 - 1x23 Monster Buddies
37 - 1x24 An Indirect Kiss
38 - 1x06 Cat Fingers
39 - 1x16 Steven The Sword Fighter
40 - 1x45 Rose's Scabbard
41 - 2x20 Back To The Barn
42 - 1x51 The Return
43 - 1x07 Bubble Buddies
44 - 2x19 When It Rains
45 - 2x06 Sworn To The Sword
46 - 1x17 Lion 2: The Movie
47 - 1x28 Space Race
48 - 1x09 Tiger Millionaire
49 - 1x18 Beach Party
50 - 2x22 The Answer
51 - 1x32 Fusion Cuisine
52 - 1x11 Arcade Mania
53 - 1x20 Coach Steven
54 - 1x10 Steven's Lion
55 - 2x17 Sadie's Song
56 - 1x03 Cheeseburger Backpack
57 - 1x22 Steven And The Stevens
58 - 2x23 Steven's Birthday
59 - 1x27 House Guest
60 - 2x02 Joy Ride
61 - 1x04 Together Breakfast
62 - 1x33 Garnet's Universe
63 - 1x02 Laser Light Cannon
64 - 1x14 Lars And The Cool Kids
65 - 1x01 Gem Glow
66 - 1x46 Open Book
67 - 1x15 Onion Trade
68 - 1x29 Secret Team
69 - 1x21 Joking Victim
70 - 1x41 Horror Club
71 - 1x31 Keep Beach City Weird
72 - 2x04 Love Letters
73 - 1x34 Watermelon Steven
74 - 2x07 Rising Tides, Crashing Skies
75 - 1x05 Frybo
76 - 2x14 Historical Friction
77 - 1x50 Political Power
78 - 1x47 Shirt Club
Pearl and Amethyst got destroyed by Garnet without her even trying on Secret Team. Pearl wouldn't stand a chance, and especially since she doesn't have anyone backing her up. Pearl is only useful when she has encouragement.
Steven is a weapon that Rose Quartz never thought she could have ended up caring for.
Steven was meant to waltz into a Diamond's throne room, immune (mostly or completely, memory's foggy) to Homeworld anti-gem weaponry, and stop the war once and for all.
For all the millennia of knowledge, conquest, and mastery that Gems have in their part of space, they couldn't have ever prepared for a weaponized half-breed made on the sacrifice of disgraced royalty.
>Diamond Authority's collective face when learning about the true nature of Steven Universe
>Rebecca and the story teams did such a good job introducing the Yellow Diamond arc, and I wanted to find a cool way to help strengthen that through color.
>Rebecca and the story teams did such a good job introducing the Yellow Diamond arc
>introducing the Yellow Diamond arc
>the Yellow Diamond arc
I bet if he was as active online as he was in 2007-2009 he would have introduced most of the cast to Sonichu and
Poilwould be his favorite because she is white.
Then again, just like 4 years ago he'd be saying how much he hates the show because he hated gay people.
>yfw you will never have a father as active and supportive of you as Greg is of Steven
Well, to be fair,
>yfw your father wasn't nearly as supportive of you because you aren't a half-superhuman alien with loads of cool powers and are instead a whole human who just watches cartoons
It could be a box of god damn doughnuts for all I care. She's useless with it.
You say that as if she is forced to use the spear. They decided to give her that weapon. It was a decision made by the creators.
They then decided to make her look like a bumbling idiot with it.
But connie kills 2 gem fusion monsters. Granted, she was using a gem sword and was trained to fight. Sadie was untrained, has a fucking stick, and the gem monster was invisible. Sadie has major potential.
Why does that matter? They couldn't even attack what they thought was a giant hand monster because they were getting so badly beaten. Pearl would do even worse if she actually knew it was Garnet because she strongly fears the fusion.
>sadies song not at the bottom of the list
>SHIRT CLUB AT THE BOTTOM
what the fuck is wrong with you anon
>Watermelon steven that low
Fuck me, that epsiode was great
>All gems show a new power
>Steven being able to make living plants like his mom
>That sacrifice from bby melon
>Father son bonding
Your not wrong. The show could use more fodder that Pearl was allowed to kill ya know. Even if she had her sword the writers wouldn't let her just kill Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot with it ya know?
I have to admit her duel swords in The Answer were pretty fucking badass. I do like her spear still, it just doesn't get used properly and that is the writers fault.
One leaves forever but the rest unfortunately stay:
who wouldn't want a bunch of Ruby bodyguards.
>They use lasers that could mind break a gem
>It tickles him
>They cage him with high powered energy bars
>Walks through it and wanders off cause hes hungry
>All of the gems faces as nothing works
Oh Sweet Jesus, not like this...
So, Sapphire chose Rubies to be her guards because she liked staring at their asses right?
>Sadie's Song above Laser Light Cannon and Historical Friction
Don't know anything about Kamen Rider or War Hammer
Undertale fans are the aboslute worst but the game looks decent enough and I can't really blame it on the game. (I've never played it)
Lapis fags are pretty entertaining, Jasper fags annoy me but I try not to shame people for any ship, kink, or for liking a character.
So Undertale shitposters.
how is this even considered a difficult choice.
Hey /sug/! Hope a few of you liked my last entry.
Steven/Peridotshort will be ready in a few minutes. Just got to get it off my phone. Editing is easier on my computer.
Pearl's a perfectionist.
You'd be fine with it too if you were as obsessed with function and sensibility as she is.
Her spear is a cost effective solution to lugging a sword around. Of course she'd git gud with it.
Distancing herself from her old days as a stone-cold soldier
Doesn't want to look like Jasper.
Rub salt in the wounds of enemies she beats.
So she could sing and then tell homeworld "it's officially over."
She gave up/didn't believe in Steven.
>Jasper is actually considerate to Peridot (Peridot hates being touched if you didnt notice). She goes to touch her, but realizes before she does it and stops herself.
When did this happen?
That episode was alright at best, although it was THE ASIAN's second best. It made the fact that Rose is Pink Diamond far too obvious, though. After all, how else could it be that a 14 year old gem with virtually no experience can have such great power that he can defeat two 5850+ year old hardened war veterans and a deformed corrupted gem hunter by spitting out only a portion of the seeds of a single watermelon?
>who heresy shitposts constantly
>not kamen rider
>who just shitposts in general
>NO! I HATE THING AND THING IS POPULAR SO IT MAKES ME EVEN ANGRIER
I tried my best to get through the written version of this analysis. Made almost to the end, but stopped here
>It deserves to be said that it's not like the entire show handles lead-up poorly. There are some genuinely intriguing moments involving the Gem lore, like all the ancient temples and the monsters our heroes fight, but ultimately these are all just background elements. The stuff the show brings to the forefront are nearly always shallow attempts at creating tension – tension that's squandered by doing silly things like having Garnet sing during the climactic final battle. While I love a good song in a show every now and then, having a character sing during such a tense moment seems incredibly out of place, and saps away the intensity of the fight.
>you will never sit with peridot, being patient as you brush and do her long hair
>you will never have her grump and grumble as you pet her
passion for fashion
Well, whenever its undertale it has nothing to do with SU, even JoJo posts have SU stuff with them so Undertale
Though Jasperfags are as overly-defensive. Hmm.
A bit. Sometimes I get kind of annoyed how the show will do something really simple and innocent and they'll just lose their shit about MUH SOCIAL PROGRESSION OMG.
The Peridot arc has been especially rough since everyone on Tumblr has been screaming about Autism
Eeeeeeh, good game, don't know how badly the world would be without it.
Can't get rid of this, there are entire countries out there who's economy is based off of GW minis. You can put a down payment of a farm with 180 head of goats for a single Tau Manta.
Again, fuck you.
The loss of a fandom for a single character isn't that big of a deal, so either of these wouldn't be bad.
Ultimately, I'm going to go with.
Kamen Rider, Jojo and Jasper are fucking excellent. Lapis is alright and I've developed an immunity to Warhammerfags from /tg/. Did you even try dude? This wasn't hard.
Okay listen, you, you, and you need to get the fuck out right now.
You, you can stay.
I'm not a cringe fag but that scene made me come close. I mean I watched Steven sing and drag and it didn't really phase me.
Yeah it's a shame, because other than that I can't really think of an a VA I don't like on this show.
Undertale posts are about 10 times as frequent as both of those put together so can you blame us?
i actually don`t mind any of them to the point of banishment.
i guess i just don`t give a shit.
At least they have HEART for something they care about
That's Samurai Flamenco levels of plot derailing.
If your story happens, expect it to end with the reveal of a full scale invasion by the Space Gems.
Then Steven fuses with all the gems on Earth and becomes Tengen Toppen Steven Universe.
So I know a lot of people like labelling characters as 'autistic' and stuff (like, I dunno, L from Death Note) and it's just weird.
Now i'm seeing people say Peridot has mannerisms similar to a higher functioning autistic. Yes/no?
I remember when this critique was used to shitpost on /co/ near christmas/christmas eve.
Now say what you want about /sug/, but the amount of shitposting in those threads were astronomical, like my god. 7 fucking consecutive threads that the mods would not delete.
Yeah, self diagnosetards going on about how Peridot is on the autism spectrum. and boy howdy do they reach. Like someone made this big post about how Peridot is autistic because she watches the same episode of Pining Hearts for three days, even though it was clearly just meant for a joke
And here we go.
>Peridot finds one of Greg's old black star shirts.
>Steven finds her later.
>Notices her feet are bare.
>So are her legs.
"Peridot? Are you only wearing the shirt?"
"I needed the emblem. Having anything under is redundant."
>A breeze blows the shirt up a little.
>Steven blushes, his pants get tight.
>Peridot looks at his pants.
"What's wrong with your fluid waste dispenser?"
>Steven tries to hid it.
"N-nothing. It's just something that's been happening."
>Peridot taps it.
"Has it been weaponized?"
>Steven pushes her down.
"I'm sorry Peridot, I can't stop myself!"
>Steven shoves himself into her.
>Steven thrusts rapidly into Peridot.
>Her back scrapes against the wooden floor of the barn with each push.
>She pushes his chest away.
>He holds her down.
>Peridot suddenly goes quiet, closing her eyes as she blushes profusely.
>She stretch her legs.
"Ah... ah... Steven, some thing's happening. What's happening?"
>Her back arcs, her body jerking.
>Steven blows in her.
>He sits back, catching his breath.
>Peridot jumps on him.
"More... I want more."
>She guides him back in and rides up and down.
>The shirt slips off her shoulder.
>She tightens around him as she peaks again.
>She can feel him throbbing.
"I want to see it this time."
>Peridot slides off him and jerks him until he explodes again, getting some on her
Peridot is confused as it goes limp.
>Steven backs up from her.
"I don't think I can go again for a while."
"When can you?"
>Steven nervously pulls his pants back on.
"Later. I'll let you know."
>Steven runs out.
>Peridot goes to the water pump in the back outside.
>She makes eye contact with Garnet leaning on the barn.
>Garnet give her a thumbs up.
>Steven gets captured and stuck on HW, but cant keep him pinned down
>He goes around, healing cracked gems with kisses, even healing the big fighting gems that come back from war
>They protect him when anyone threatens him, eventually starting a rebellion.
>The crystal gems finally make it to HW to save steven, only to be escorted to steven as he sits on a throne, playing his ukulele.
>Pearl wanted to be a Saber Servant
>Is a Lancer instead
>With the terrible luck it entails
Pearl confirmed for first to be kill
Look, SHE'S AN ALIEN CONSTRUCT SUDDENLY THRUST INTO A NEW WORLD WITH NEW THINGS. Just because she acts weird does not mean she has a HUMAN condition! She's just weird! Fuck!
Well if they had even half a BRAIN, their taste wouldn't be so shitty.
Holy shit this is gold.
Anything is better than a "hurr durr here is an MS paint Sans I so clever"
Probably because they have autism and don't want to acknowledged that it's a negative trait no matter how badly they want to pretend it's not.
>yfw Sardonyx is the cringiest fucking fusion
>reminiscent of one of those "I DON'T EVEN CARE HOW FAGGY I AM" speech and drama kids from high school
Why would everyone else be trying to kill me in the first place?
>You have reported way too many posts
What can I say?
I know a good ass when I see one.
Favorite episode of the bomb /sug/? Pic related for me. Very funny and
shes zim written in a shounen. all the traits are there, even the weird technology and the toilet spinning.
Its like a fanfiction where zim gets turned to the side of the good guys.
theres even a Dib character, wake up sheeple
I'm pretty sure mental and social deficiencies are just a natural part of being a gem. Pearl cannot function well without encouragement and runs away from emotional problems while crying, Amethyst also runs away from emotional problems and is incredibly angsty and Garnet goes rage mode when she sees things she sees things that overtly offend her.
I mean, Autism isn't exactly negative, but neither is it positive. And just because a character expresses traits that resemble autism (minor mimicry to fit in, problems learning empathy, obsessing over some stuff) doesn't mean they're a bad character, they just have the traits.
>Acted as a hobby throughout High School and College
>Always that one kid who was an outRAAAGEOUS faggot who was LOUD AND PROUD!
>They were always super insecure and would break down crying at the slightest conflict
Don't bring these fucking memories back anon
...which then makes me wonder. Steven by himself can't really do much. If he ever gets proficient enough he could do some cool Captain America shit with his Rose Shield, and maybe he'll even take up Rose's sword as well.
But RQ was a being who realized the measures needed to end a war. She had to be merciful when possible and merciless when needed, hence the sword-n-board set up.
Steven doesn't have that kind of ferocity in him, not even potentially. He's too kind-hearted and good-natured, which is probably why he could only conjure her Shield while the Sword was left in Lion (an animal traditionally associated with ferocity and protection).
She's basically a Paladin: she can heal, spear and shield combo (or some ratchet mixture of the two, maybe come kind of axe made from the shield on the end of the spear?), not so big she can't come inside places with me, not so small that she's irrelevant next to the rest, plus mixed with the second strongest unfused gem so she's dank
I mean It's not like I am on a witch hunt to kill all people with autism, but autism is indeed a negative thing. It impairs your social skills and ability for proper empathy and understanding.
I wouldn't want it is all I will say.
You're not wrong on the 'I wouldn't want it' sort of thing. It sucks to have.
It just makes me happy that Peridot reminds me a bit of myself, negative points and all. While also not being an awful character.
>Post redemption Jasper and Lapis fuse despite their distrust of each other, for Steven.
>Malachite defeats a Gem mutant, and Looks at Steven and smiles at him.
>"I'm really glad you're alright"
>After fusion Lapis and Jaspers healing can begin.
oh god you're so right
those fucking memories...
Carl, what are you doing in here? Leave these nice people alone.
I love Kamen Rider but rider posting is so lame
it feels the same as jojo posting
ooh boring references you so cool bro
and I've never even seen any undertale posts in sug but I guess I haven't been spending a whole lot of time here lately
I just can't stand the way it's seen as a badge of honor these days. There's nothing "progressive" about a regressive neurological issue. But good luck trying to tell progressives that.
Are these things REALLY huge issues? Like most of these are just reaction images, and people pick them because they're funny or fitting.
Like for fucks sake we're discussing cartoons, get the broom handle out of your ass
Garnet's design is suddenly making a lot of sense.
Woah there buddy, Carl hasn't done anything wrong.
He's a pretty chill guy.
Tie between Log Date and It Could Have Been Great.
I love the way that it's starts off all fun and happy, then gets intense in the last few minutes. It also features my new favorite song.
Same guy here. One of my best friends has autism and I've learned to understand it a bit more from him.
As for Peridot, it's hard to say because a lot of her inability to understand social situations could just be a result of the cultural differences between homeworld and Earth. So I can't really sit here and analyse her based on our norms, because our norms are abnormal to her.
This. I mean for one that's just an unhealthy way to look at it. People with social disorders should find ways to cope with it and develop proper empathy. Not be told "hey w/e it's fine fucking normies are the problem"
I was with you until
Steven started to rape her
Wouldn't it be more likely that
Steven would try to deny her seeing it until she get's frustrated and shouts at him "I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE YOUR WEAPONIZED DISPOSAL UNIT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME" Which leads to to her furiously jerking him off to try and activate it she tastes it when it shoots all over her face, leading her to analyze it's contents "composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium and zinc" "Steven! Unbelievable! How you could throw away all of those valuable ingredients wuthout collecting them? I believe it would be beneficial to ingest them, if such is the case. You must let me get more samples." Steven is too groggy to pay attention, and gets several blowjobs for his trouble