"Where am I going to put the star!?" Edition
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>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
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>Steven's song about Lapis is foreshadowing her arc
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE PEARL A GUN?
WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE PEARL A GUN?
DON'T reply to the fucking shitposter, okay? Just don't. Report and move on.
This show has a great potential for spinning,
SUG, is there anything that's worth more than love and peace on the planet Earth?
Can we be friends? I know we both have our autistic fandoms but we both just love our cartoon about cute magical boy/girl adventures. Also your waifus are really hot so you've got that going for you.
AHHHGHHG OP YOU FAGGOTS
UPDATE THE DAMN PASTAA
Have you finally come to terms with the worst design choice in the show?
how the fuck do artfags get quality shit like this out so quickly all the time? i swear, five minutes after the cotton candy garnet episode we had the mona lisa with a cotton candy afro in photo-realism
>you will never cuddle peri as she squirms like a puppy that wants to be dropped
>yfw Jasper and Lapis both get redeemed
>yfw Malachite returns in the finale in a battle against The Cluster/YD
>yfw a functional Malachite is an unstoppable force on the battlefield and stands toe to toe with The Cluster/YD, with Steven and the other CGs landing the final blow
>yfw Steven and Malachite
Stay on this beautiful planet, together.
These disgust me
Post good cosplay
This isn't okay.
The two on right are male.
Requesting Jasper as best cyborg
does /sug/ agree with this image?
>Literally live on the beach
Those degemerates on /trash/ still make /sug/ threads. We should really put a stop to their rampant faggotry.
Oh no, she crushed a harmless non-sentient sentential created to serve her but was defective. Such a psychopath! She's clearly so dangerous and threatening. Much Badass there.
Which is why she needed Jasper to escort her.
Which gem do you think vapes the most?
>Fights the cluster
Do you understand what "planet sized" or "several times larger than the earth" means? You don't "fight" the cluster, and unless you have a deathstar you don't stand a great chance at killing it period.
I think it goes more like Dragon Quest--->Kurt Vonnegut------>Earth Bound--->Homestuck+Adventure Time+MLP---> Steven Universe
Undertale is more like a split offshoot that branched off of Homestuck but went back to Homestuck's roots
So, given that Garnet and Peridot didn't fuse like we thought they would, the question still stands.
Who will pop Peri's fusion cherry?
>tfw no indexer
>haven't seen para
>only seen a few misha posts
/trash/ saved /sug/
Speaking of dead in the water: Peri's aquatic death when?
Amethyst goes and spends hours at the nearest vape shop with Renaldo, but there's a 1.8% chance that when she exhales, it turns into that vape monster from Together Breakfast
amy then went online and recommended a together breakfast flavored juice
What, because she stepped on a robonoid?
Is every child who throws their phone because it stops working for a little bit a badass?
oh don't lie, hate on Connie all you want but her and Steven already assume they will get married, they are so canon it hurts
Just let Peridot be happy with a real gem instead
When the gift is the same mirror Lapis was trapped in
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Undertale evolved off from Homestuck which evolved off of Earth bound which evolved off of JRPG games and SciFI writers, which evolved from the entire Literary tradition.
SU is somewhere inbetween the bastard child of Homestuck, Adventure Time, Tenchi Muyo/80's anime and a pinch of MLP.
Literally the only proper thickness rose I have ever seen
This is the best Jasper cosplay I've ever seen.
Looks almost exactly like the show.
What is the best theme from SU and why it is Amalgam?
I was trying to do a lockscreen edit, but the hair isn't complete.
I am personally hoping for pearl for ironic reasons, or for steven
>that way steven could pop HIS gem fusion cherry and her fusion cherry at the same time, and make Connie jealous as shit
>Dan vs The Crystal Gems
Also I wish I had watched this when it was airing. Barely started watching it and I'm just halfway through season 1.
Jasper is way too good for Peridot
So after 26 episodes into season 2, we get 4 new Gem characters, if Blue Pearl even counts as one
None of them, they would be too busy smoking dank weed.
>yfw you'll never join Steven in imbibing the devils lettuce
Peridot seems to get along well with Amethyst and Steven, I can picture them working out well.
However the fusion could be used to bring her closer to Pearl. I don't think Garnet is an actual choice, it was more about the character growth and introduction of the idea.
I don't know why Lapis gets thrown around so much in this discussion. Lapis probably has nothing but disdain for Peridot.
What did I tell you?
Literally no attention at all
Pearl and Peridot fuse along with their mechs. This is the most anime, and therefore most likely option
Simply don't fucking do it??????
Yes, great idea. Set fire to the dumpster and let the rats in the house.
Thought I had that one.
Ah well, here's Steven as Death as The Hogfather.
Yellow Diamond being revealed via distant communication is fine mid-season
Now Blue Diamond and the new Pearls are a nice surprise
I'm more curious as to why she takes so long to put a star on. Will there be some reason why she doesn't want to officially join just yet? Does a change in clothing consume more energy than I'm assuming?
What instrument would Peridot, and by extension Jasper and Lapis, would play in a band. And just for a reference:
>Steven - Ukulele/Guitar
>Pearl - Violin
>Amethyst - Drums
>Garnet - Keytar
I never say this, but those cosplays are really good.
Think about it, she got home and everything fucking sucked.
No wonder she went full-retard and decided to fuse into Malachite. She couldn't go back home and she couldn't imagine staying with the Crystal Gems, so she put herself in a position of power while also being of aid to Steven, her only friend in the entire situation.
Which will make it all the sweeter when she finally BELIEVES.
And the set up will be that Lapis swore off fusion after the Malachite fiasco, and Peri has tried and failed to fuse for ages, but Steven is in danger in a way where fusion is the only answer and they rush into it without thinking.
And it's a moment of healing for Lapis because whatever they become is so much nicer since it's not a being built out of fear and loathing in beach city, and it's a moment of growth for Peridot because she finally did it.
Reminder that all these "unplanned" hiatuses are all a part of Sugar's keikaku
>steven legitimately doesn't realize or know why she is upset
>this makes connie even more upset
>which in turn makes peridot devilishly giddy as she drinks in connie's suffering
>steven remains oblivious, smiling in the background
>asks pearl innocently why they never tried fusing before
>the thirst returns stronger than ever before
No, Garnet knew that Greg x Rose was better than Pearl x Rose.
Garnet had excellent taste.
Amethyst takes Peridot to one of Sour Cream's raves, teaching her about parties, dancing, electronic music and finally fusion
>Yeah, but now Malachite is becoming her own being entirely and smothering the individuality from Lapis and Japser inside herself.
Got any proof of that? Malachite has always been a fractured being, she has no personality that isn't both sides fighting for dominance. The only reason she's still fused is because they're being physically pressed together.
>tfw I realize I've aged more than 2 years since the ride began
She could have prevented that by unfusing as soon as they hit the bottom, crush Jasper's gem under immense water pressure, and go back to rescue Steven from the CGs She's the one with the willopwer to keep them fused together.
More like crowned Green Diamond, ruling the Homeworld in an iron fist, and shipping every single gem in her gempire together based on what would make for the strongest fusions and battle couples, with severe penalties for stepping outside the logical choices made for them.
The Crystal Gems tried to teach her about love, and they turned her into a love-obsessed monster. Kind of like that one ecaflip from Wakfu who, in an attempt to liven up her kingdom after a miserable time under a bad leader, turned into some sort of happiness fascist.
Lapis wants to die. She sought suicide by ego death while also being able to indulge her imprisonment psychosis, and hurt Jasper, all under the excuse of it being for Steven. She has yet to believe in Steven.
Hey don't say that.
Just for that
I'll still not do it
> crush Jasper's gem under immense water pressure
Jasper survived the vaccum of space and tanked Atmospheric re-entry. As a gem there's really no way you can kill her with 'water pressure', a gem that hard and dense would in no way be crushed even at the bottom of the ocean.
We see this with Garnet who literally just walks on the ocean floor casually without any problem or equipment.
>She could have prevented that by unfusing as soon as they hit the bottom, crush Jasper's gem under immense water pressure, and go back to rescue Steven from the CGs She's the one with the willopwer to keep them fused together.
Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Not putting /sug/ in the title is literally the worst mistake you can make when making a thread. Please be mindful in the future.
Last time some fucker did this I thought we were banned again.
You have bad memory if you think she was always like she is now. I'm not even really complaining because I view it as character development, but her debut certainly had an impact. If only for the fact that she represented the biggst thread to the CG's that we had ever seen, the homeworld.
Plus do you not remember that Steven was nearly driven mad during warp tour and almost died trying to prove he saw something in a warp? That was actually pretty intense.
Maybe it's time for some anons to re-watch the series in order again.
>by some accident Connie and Peridot fuse
Sapphire blocking a sword
or karate choplike or similar to pic related
Until there's suitable evidence to explain Lapis' idiotic decisions and suicidal depression, she a shit
At the very least, she could have been poofed and brought to the CGs for bubbling.
Female character of your choice with this body type.
I have autism, for not empathizing with a fodder drone no more feeling than a cellphone? Really anon?
I'd honestly question the judgement of anyone considering Peridot "Badass" like they might a RWBY or Naruto character, that's missing the entire point of Peri's character.
She's not badass. She's lame, nerdy and pathetic. But that's her charm.
anon Lapis is not well and she needs help
why don't you believe in Steven
lmao fuck all that ancient weapon shit we bout to pop some fukbois
Good, then definitely don't do that shitty request you just got.
Thanks for doing mine last night.
Opal this is why you'll always be my #1
Do you think Diamonds actually fuse with their Pearls, but only under moments of incredible duress? They seem like such natural weapons in that regard.
I want Lapis to tell me she hates me as we're on a date
>If only for the fact that she represented the biggst thread to the CG's that we had ever seen
That thread was situational. SHE wasn't the threat. The threat was her reporting to Homeroom and having them come here, and send more soldiers and fighters like Jasper. She in herself was never threatening for a moment, even when she appeared onscreen in front of the CG they trounced her quite easily.
Saying "I'm reporting this!" isn't a powerful physical threat. It's saying "I'm powerless, annoyed and pissed of so I'm telling mom and you're be sorry!"
>Plus do you not remember that Steven was nearly driven mad during warp tour and almost died trying to prove he saw something in a warp? That was actually pretty intense.
Situational. That doesn't equate to threatening at all her, in the direct sense. I was honestly far more shocked and intimated by the hulking Jasper taking out Garnet and disassembling her a minute into landing, not the warp bots being scary.
But than again I binged them all at once when I got caught up and didn't watch or wait Episodically like the rest of you, so my experience is going to be different.
I want Lapis to step on me and call me worthless!
Why is /sug/ so autistically obsessed with autism? Does no one have any better vocabulary to articulate a criticism with?
>"Sir chef I don't like your food"
>"Why's that, speak clearly"
>"Well it's kind of autistic tasting take it back and make it less autistic"
>"Understood right away sir"
That's what you sound like.
>as opposed to people who ship him with a gem
>5000 year old gems
Honestly, Jasper feels more like the Vegeta stage of the show. Let me explain my reasoning:
>Fighting corrupted Gems - Dragon Ball
>Peridot appears - Raditz
>Jasper comes down - Vegeta
>Making the drill to get to the cluster - Planet Namek
>Whatever they do with Yellow Diamond - Frieza
Sure let me lend you a hand
I was casually watching the older episodes and it feels like a completely different show.
Also there's shit that just doesn't make any god damn sense.
Like the episode with the Laser Light Cannon. Everyone is all "Where's Rose's cannon?" so they can blow up that "Red Eye" but they had no idea where it was.
I mean that couldn't have been the first Red Eye they've battled.
wew lad, he's one year older. Get a girlfriend fuckhead and stop shitting on everyones fun.
I never thought of that, It does look like it's inspired by her now that you mention it.
Braid. Taining outfit. Bandage on face like she had in the show. Hands wrapped in bandages like in the show. Also the sword I guess? It's a decent cosplay
2 years older and he behaves and is mentally around the same age as her
How is it shoehorned? They have been friends since almost the beginning of the series
Why is Perithot so hot? It's her voice that does it for me.
Of course it is, they couldn't have Steven be an aggressive warrior Gem so Connie has taken on that aspect.
Showing that they can fuse means that they can have Stevonnie attacking with a weapon but it isn't really Steven doing so. It's cheating a bit but that gets around his inbuilt defensive character profile.
They also act like the Crystal Gems were just formed.
They also never explained why Amy was so hellbent on pissing off Pearl or why On The Run had that dramatic tweeest about them.