Why are people upset that Deadpool is rated R? What do you think

>>78985735

i thought thats what all you edgelords wanted? i havent seen many people complain about the R rating.

>>78985735
Because their middle aged mothers won't allow them to see an R rated film.

>>78985735
That complaint doesn't exist, but I'm sure you already know.
Nice attempt at viral marketing btw.

For fucks sake, release the R version and then an edited pg-13 one like they do with the fucking trailers

>>78985816
I know it's what I wanted.
>>78985857
when are we going to do something about these mothers? it's not that hard to just come together as a people and label a parenting practice unacceptable. look how quickly the liberal faggots banned spanking

>>78985735
>Why are people upset that Deadpool is rated R?

Gonna need a citation there. I've seen nothing but praise for the R rating.

So is Deadpool just going to be meme-tier the entire movie?

>>78985735

How am I supposed to bring my wife's son to a rated R movie?

>>78987243
Depends, are you content with being an enormous faggot for the rest of your life?

well I complained because it seemed like the R rating was just a "here you go 'fans', this is the super violent and brash deadpool you wanted right?!"

when his best dialogue were PG-13 at most like in Cable & Deadpool and nothing we've seen so far in the trailers require an R rating if we were supposed to see hints of Kellypool or Remenderpool

>>78987243

Every movie is meme-tier. The only people who don't realize this are from reddit.

Are you from reddit, anon?

>>78985735
I'm like 70% sure this is edited pasta about people being worried it would be rated PG-13, and you just switched the ratings around.

>>78985735
Who the fuck is complaining about this movie being R-rated?

>>78987286
By buying a ticket?

>>78986442
I have the solution: rape.

>>78987243
Of course not. There'll be romance and drama shoehorned in so fucking hard.
I can only imagine, after the 90th fart joke, how loud the violins will have to play to try and force the audience into being emotional.
You KNOW it will happen.

Dead girl or dead children. One of the two. Always. like clockwork.
PLEASE BE SAD NOW.

>>78987393

And get beat up by my wife's son's father? No thank you.

>>78986442
Only jews can force social change. Everyone knows that.

>>78987425
oh thats your solution to everything

>>78987383

Those who feel that the pasta would elicit multiple replies

>>78985735
>Why are people upset that Deadpool is rated R?
Nobody is upset that it's rated R, but they're being very obnoxious about the "HEY LOOK AT US WE'RE MAKING AN R RATED MOVIE"

>>78987440
Then watch it alone?

Only execs are upset because it will make less money than it would have were it rated PG-13.

>>78987440
>wife's son's father
Are you a cuck?
Was that the joke?

>>78987286
Looks like it's the Road Chip for you

>>78986675
This.

>>78987435

I'd laugh my ass if it tried that and halfway through the violins he turns to the camera and says "Fuck this, let's go to a strip club!".

>>78987357
They probably showed a dick somewhere, I bet. That or the MPAA saw all the sex scenes in the hotel and went 'no fucking way is this PG-13, either keep that whole segment to all of 20 seconds, cut it out entirely, or it's R'.

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>stealing same title from an awesome movie

Clint is not impressed.

>>78993113
I'm honestly surprised they haven't done anything with this

>>78985735

because /tv/ fucktards who crosspost think a movies success is based on how much it makes at the box office not how good the actual god damn movie is.

>>78985735
Ryan, when you did this for Green Lantern it was cute, but still annoying. We know it sucks. We know you tried your best and still failed.

Stop making these threads. Go bang your slightly manly girlfriend instead. Go on. Go.

>>78987357
Cable and Deadpool was anything but PG-13. What comic were you reading?

>>78987491
Yeah, my worry is it'll just be bad. I'm not too impressed by the trailer. Nothing Wade says is funny at all.

>>78986675
>>78985857
>>78985816
I think people wanted there to be a bit where deadpool wastes his one use of the f bomb somewhere? I dunno

>>78987828
>it's my wife's son's date night.

Jesus titty fucking Christ you can't be serious.

You're getting cucked by your girlfriend's fucking son.

Set some boundaries god damn.

>>78987357

Simmer down. If Deadpool has a character arc in the movie, it's not going to be in the trailers.

>>78985735
The R rating is fine. Those that are butthurt need to sit down and read the comic. It's Deadpool, nothing really kid friendly here.

From what I read, the petition for a PG-13 cut of "Deadpool" stems from a YouTuber who said that one of her fans cannot attend a screening of the movie because his mother would not allow him to attend the movie because of the rating; if it were PG-13, then his mother would take him.

The kid in question was eight years old. Just let that sink in for a minute.

Did you know they made the PG-13 rating because PG movies supposedly became too scary for kids? At this point, they might as well phase it out. And while we're at it, phase out the G rating as well. You can count the number of G-rated movies released in the past five years on two hands, I'm pretty sure.

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>>78988666
I'm glad to see the stepson jokes have infected /co/ like they have other boards

>>78999024
He's lying, this whole thing is just another meme. Soon enough I'm sure you guys will catch on to the gag.

>>78997054
>Cable and Deadpool was anything but PG-13
you mean the comic where Cable turned into a baby? and the first arc was about blue-skinned people who want to turn the world blue?

>>79002141
>Implying he was pretending.

>>78987286
By making his real dad take him.

>>78985735
I'm so happy, tears of joy stream down the inside of my mask while I kill you and say I fucked your mother last night. -deadpool

>>78993113
weird.... Deadpool 1991, The DeadPool 1988. I mean maybe it's a tribute? That's how Stan Lee sees Clint Eastwood? Both as a person and in acting.

>>79002310
except Stan Lee didn't create him, Fabian Nicieza
& Rob Liefeld apparently.

>Liked deadpool when I was a child from my dad's comics.
>Bought cable and deadpool and read those when I could.
>mfw I fullow understand why hipsters hate when their shit goes into the mainstream.

I'm scared to watch it. I want it to be a fun ride but i'm scared it'll be nothing but 'Chimichanga XD I'm so wacky!'

>>79002377

oh its gonna be wacky as fuck, but also violent and im fairly sure theres gonna be some character work in there. Reynolds is an actual fan of the character.

there will probably be a cimichanga reference though, might trigger some people..

>>79002310
Kill yourself

>>79002918
>Deadpool eats a chimchanga in a scene. He's not seen buying it, no one draws attention to it in the movie, but autists screen cap it and chimp out all over the board

>>79003190
>serious shit went down and Deadpool is sadden
>he walks out of a gas station
>screen fades to black
>NOPE
>Deadpull brings the scene back to point oit the chimichangas in the corner screaming,"OMG TAKE A SCREENCAP FANBOYS THOSE ARE AUTHENTIC CHIMICHANGAS IN THE DEADPOOL MOVIE, you're welcome".

>>78993113
>Director's cut of the movie features Deadpool yelling at a chair for 8 minutes.

>>79002918
There already was one. There was a trailer with a giant Chimichanga in it.

>>79003190
>>79003370
>>79002918
I thought he just liked the word cimichanga, not actually eating said food. He preferred tacos.

>>78985735
I think most people are mad because of how forced the R rating is. They seem to be swearing just for swearing sakes. In my opinion they should scale a bit of the kooky swearing and bullshit back and concentrate more on the serious part of Deadpool. I can't remember which issue it was but there's a newer dp comic where dp is trying to find the mother of his daughter in North Korea. He slides down a pit into a pile of dead bodies and starts crying and freaking out. Captain America had to get wolverine to calm him down.

That's the kind of Deadpool I want to see with an R rating.

>>79003596
>tacos
it was enchiladas, you fucking casual

>>78985816
>>78985921
>>78986675

https://www.change.org/p/20th-century-fox-ryan-reynolds-20th-century-fox-please-release-a-pg-13-version-of-deadpool-in-addition-to-r-rated-cut?recruiter=287398913&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

The comments are fucking priceless

I don't know if it has been said, but I feel like it is just gonna be going for cheap laughs with excessive cursing and such because of the R18+ rating. Maybe I'll be proven wrong when the movie comes out. I'll give it the opportunity. But it just doesn't seem like it'll try to be a big more creative.

Probably still be good though.

>>79003703
that wouldn't be enough to get an R rating.

>>79003703

Holocaust is just funny, that would be PG movie.

>>79005221
My point was something more serious like that instead of LOL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE 2 DOGS FUCKING!

>>79005885
Try not to cut yourself on those edges kiddo.

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>>79005181
>I'm singing this because my mom said that I can't watch it and I am upsessed with deadpool so I was sooooo bummed that I couldn't watch it.

>>78986044

>shoot two movies
Has that ever been done before?

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>>78988666
>>78985921
I smell bait thread..

I hope the R rating is so that we can see negasonic teenage warhead nekkid. Full blown nudity

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>>79005181
Good god

>>79006351
Usually its backwards with the theater version being pg13, then catching people with the "unrated version' to get paid twice. Typically with comedies, Anchorman 2 and Trainwreck have completely different jokes in each version.

I'm surprised they didn't do that here, with the separate versions of trailer dialog, and with a bunch of kids who obviously don't want to have to bring their parents to the theater.

>>79005181
only 1700 signatures huh, nope, FOX wont even bat an eye at that number. Get closer to 170,000 and then they might think about it.

it's R-Rated?
I thought there were restrictions on advertising R-rated movies

>>79008524
"because Deadpool is not a super hero"

Fucking this!!!!

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Seriously?

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>Eddie Thayne
I'm onto you

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Jesus

>>79008524
>no Lady Ladington

>>79008554
>Deadpool breaks the fourth wall all the time
>Therefore, there can be a PG-13 movie

I can imagine a movie full of SCENE MISSING title cards, hands with censor signs coming out from beyond the frame, and a point where Deadpool just pulls theater curtains to hide the action on-screen.

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>>79008516
same guy

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>>79008671
>My son marvel who is 7 wants too see it

Is his son named Marvel? Is he in a bizzare grammatical way trying to say his son marvels at the concept of seeing it? Is he just throwing the word marvel into an otherwise near-acceptable sentence because it's relevant?

I do not understand.
I must understand.

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>>79008725
I kinda assume his sons name is Marvel

>>78985735
Shit man, I'm 17 and 3/4, just pirate that shit, nigga.

>>79008792
>underageb&
but seriously, how hard is it to watch this shit online?

>>79008804
Despite how the media portrays the current generation as being incredibly proficient in technology, 12yos do not know how to illegally stream movies.

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>>79008829
>watch ______ online

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I can't read these anymore

>>78993113

You do know a Dead Pool or Tontine is an old as fuck game and predates movies by hundreds of years, right?

RIGHT?

>>78992215
Do people seriously find this sort of trash funny? This is legitimate middle-school humour.

>>79008597
>BEcause i'm like matt but 12 and im like deadpool

what

>>79009013
The petition was created because a 8 year old named Matt wants o see the Deadpool movie. It's funny because as an 8 year old he still wouldnt get to see it technically.

>>79009044
Aren't you allowed to watch a PG-13 movie at that age if your parents tag along?

>>79008829

Being able to open Netflix and watch a movie IS more proficient than what many older adults can do. They're catching up, but chances are a 12 y/o will learn faster to use a smartphone than an adult above the age of 30.

>>79009070
I guess

>those comments
See what happens when your favorite property is bought by Disney?

>>79008834
>20 years old
>uncomfortable with nudity
OH BEAUTIFUL AMERICA

>>78986442
What's wrong with a mother telling her child "no"? Any parent who says yes too often spoils the child and teaches him/her nothing.

People are upset it is R?
I was ready to be upset if it got 13

>>79008516
Good ol Fuckface McRetard

>>79009326
>Deadpool shouldnt be rtated R!!!1!
>It's a SUPERHERO movie
>It's a MARVEL movie
>My mom won't let me see it and I don't know how to use the internet, HELP!
>Think of the children! Most of his fans ARE children so make it so they can see it!
>R rated movies are trash, to much sex and violence is bad, even for adults
>Swearing? F-bombs? What is this, the 80's?
>Just give the rights back to Marvel you hacks!

Definitely, selling some movie rights to Fox was the only good idea that Marvel had in the 90s.

>Deadpool
>superhero-movie
you know, while he has super-powers I don't think he should be called a hero,
after all he is primarily a mercenary

>>79009451
Not anymore anon. He's gonna go the way of Harley Quinn

>>79009478
No, he's pansexual.

>>78986675
Cuz it's only normies who say this and you don't listen to normies

There's no "no" in our culture anymore. It's expected now that if you just whine about certain things or.if you're a certain kind of person you'll get your way.

These parents could not give less of a shit about Deadpool. They're whining to fox because their kids are whining to them, and they figure beseeching a multinational media conglomerate to make an entire movie for them is a reasonable response. What's so ridiculous is any parent who's so uptight they won't let their kids see an r rated movie wouldn't let their kids see ANY Deadpool movie if they knew anything about deadpool's content.

>>79009511
Meaning he only fucks half goat men.

>>79003703
>I want to see a super hero who cries like a bitch when he's needed the most.
It's called Steven Universe.

>>79003703
>there's a newer dp comic where dp is trying to find the mother of his daughter in North Korea. He slides down a pit into a pile of dead bodies and starts crying and freaking out. Captain America had to get wolverine to calm him down.
Wow. This is... retarded. I mean, worse than nuLobo, even.

>>79009690
Don't say shit like that without reading it. It was pretty great, and had actual impact unlike Lobo.

Serious Deadpool is the best, the way he acts in X-Force and with Evan is superior to wacky zany Deadpool

>>79009739
What hack wrote it? I have a black list to feed.

>>79008829
>12yos do not know how to illegally stream
I remember my brother was playing tons of pirated vidya when he was ~13. I remember because he was playing Max Payne on 9/11.