Diamond Brainwashing is Genetic Edition
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Post yfw Jasper beats Steven into the pulpy mash he was always meant to be and then Rose comes back and the show continues without its worst character
Someday your bird is gonna fly
Helmet and cape Jasper>>>>>>regular Jasper
search your feelings, you know it to be true
Daily reminder that today we're getting banned again
Don't think it will ever happen, so it'd be the biggest twist
Why would you even say such a thing, anon??
That's a tough one between Rose's Scabbard and Jailbreak, but Rose's Scabbard was such a wild ride that I have to go with it. Jailbreak was great, but honestly pretty straightforward outside of the song. I didn't think that half of what happened in Rose's Scabbard would ever happen in the show.
Not even, Jasperfag here, and I'd much prefer her to have a Jasperdemption where she becomes the tough Mom.
>reminder that Ruby and Sapphire have always had a thing for gross, slimy, green creatures.
Jasper. She'll talk shit about fusions and humans being weak before shortly getting wrecked.
I like Ocean Gem mainly because it had the whole team fighting. Liked seeing Connie and Greg out there, and ultimately seeing Connie work together with Lion to save Steven was something that hasn't been shown to happen with anybody else.
Jailbreak will probably win and it deserves it. Rose's Scabbard is also good. I like all three.
probably not, which is a damn shame
does anyone know the artist of this picture? it's driving me crazy
oh come on, that's totally unfair! kevin's noodle limbs would allow him to easily dodge any attack stevonnie could have in store. totally one-sided imo
I'm so ready to see sword+shield wielding Stevonnie with Lion side kick.
I like the whole episode anon, and it was the resolution (kind of) to Pearl's character arc regarding Rose and Steven. Pearl having a full mental breakdown and basically allowing for Steven to possibly die was a pretty crazy thing to watch.
Jailbreak felt like it was playing largely by the book, and was more about confirming things or doing things that were already expected by that point. Everyone expected a song by Estelle at some point, Garnet fusion was only waiting for confirmation, and everything happening in the episode was basically just a logical resolution to the previous one. It's still great, it's just that nothing really caught me off guard.
Ocean Gem's good, but I personally prefer Mirror Gem. The buildup and mysterious atmosphere in that episode just tops anything from Ocean Gem for me.
Why would Hitler do that?
That would be optimal for me. I want to see him fuse with the other Gems for once, Connie is boring.
Space Race was the better Pearl episode anyway. Space Race is the best Pearl episode and a top notch episode in itself.
It was good from beginning to end. It was like a mini-movie.
Rose's Scabbard just had a good ending.
/sug/ should do an official Steven Universe marathon so we can rewatch all the episodes together.
>Cluster/forced jem fusions
>Blue, Blue/Green maybe
Just got into magic sorry
B гocтя́х хopoшó, a дóмa лýчшe! Я люблю вac, peбятa.
Prove to me he isn't the best character in the show?
>Dare to be more than what you are
>Try to control your own fate
>Be violently destroyed for making a desperate grasp at freedom.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
where did all these /ss/neople come from
not that i'm complaining
>he's the best human, but not character
Wrong. He's best character. Your favorite gem can follow him afterwards as 2nd best or whatever.
>Cluster/forced jem fusions
>where did all these /ss/neople come from
delete that tumblr nose shit and save this
Fucking this. Space Race is my second favorite episode right after Mirror/Ocean Gem, the soundtrack was perfect and there was much emotion behind it, such an underrated episode
Back against the wall and odds
With the strength of a will and a cause
Your pursuits are called outstanding
You're emotionally complex
Against the grain of dystopic claims
Not the thoughts your actions entertain
And you have proved to be
A real human being and a real hero
post your rarest /ss/
Will Murdercock ever strike again?
When is someone going to make a SU spinoff with space marines fighting the filthy homeworld gems?
I think that's a great idea, but I hope they don't do the reveal via dialog/ahead of time. Like yeah, Jasper facing Steven and Connie and they say something heroic then fuse, sure, that'd be okay. But I'd rather have Jasper nuke them in call back to Steven using his Shield to save the gems from the ship attack, huge dust cloud, suddenly glowing light fills the cloud, and as the dust clears from the air...boom. There they are. No dialog on their part, Jasper runs her mouth as usual. It's all been said and shown before, it doesn't need to be spelled out. Jasper has been given plenty of chances to learn/understand. There's nothing more to be said.
FUCK I forgot how much I love Space Race
>Pearl is so desperate to get off earth she almost kills Steven and Herself in the process
CGs are too worried about Yellow Diamond and finding the cluster. They don't realize that the real monster has been right next to them the whole time
I really like that rendition of blue and how it's supposed to fit with the mural.
I wonder how they'd explain yellow though.
Had a dream where Yellow Diamond arrives on Earth in a huge ship, larger than Beach City. She kidnaps Steven, and it's up to John Cena and the Gems to turn Earth into a giant spaceship and pursue them.
I hope the writers pass of the "fucking crazy bitch torch to Lapis once she joins the CGs. Pearl deserves rest.
Once we get a better understanding of the Homeworld military.
Fighting headcanon isn't very fun.
I'd be totally into a Chaos incursion against the CGs though.
You think that if a Gem was reforming, and you completely covered their Gem in cum, that it would count as being bubbled? But, like when Lapis was in the Mirror, they're still sentient? Stuck in your puddle of cum?
I wouldn't mind Steven mainly using fusions in his fights as long as he doesn't just fuse with Connie. If fusion is going to be the only way for Steven to fight for a long while at least show him fusing with the other Crystal Gems too.
>No "Say Uncle"
>isn't a loli
>can't use a sword
>no curry cunny
>his tanlines don't match his clothing
>needs to die
That's because it has Greg's ugly mug in it.
Love you /sug/
I hope you are all having wonderful day
You certainly deserve it
>being a paedophile
I bet your parents are real proud.
Well between Sworn to the Sword and The Answer we have two examples now of it just being Pearl and Rose taking on endless waves of shitty mouthbreathing quartzes, Dynasty Warriors style
That soundtrack though was definitely great.
I loved Pearl's casual attitude when she's taking Steven along for just an "engine check" and then how everything gradually gets more serious and thrilling, as Pearl is actually planning on going through with it.
And the ending just compliments the beginning so well with Pearl's response to being stuck on Earth.
We'll get a cockteasing glimpse of her in Monster Reunion when Peridot tries her hand at curing corruption.
What are you talking about? They're adorable.
Throw it away and try again
Don't respond to tripfags
Damn /sug/ dropping the ball today.
Assuming Homeworld has control of its home galaxy, Homeworld steamrolls the IoM. The tech gap is to big, they have infinitely more efficient FTL that doesn't try to rape them, and they'd have the numerical advantage.
>google "curry cunny"
>first hit is 4+1+1+1+1chan's /sug/
I keep imagining Steven and the Crystal Gems fusing during a big battle, but the fusions are all fast paced. Like Steven is hopping from a Pearl fusion and right into an Amy fusion during a fight.
pearl has canonically made puns like 3 times now. there's just nothing cuter than that nerd attempting to be funny.
>people think Steven is the worst character
>helps reconcile the differences between Pearl and Amethyst
>singlehandedly frees the Crystal Gems from capture in the Homeworld Ship
>sways Peridot to join the ranks
>revives Lapis Lazuli and fixes her gem
You underestimate the Imperium.
Guardsmen and Space Marines face down "advanced technology" like Eldar, Necron, and Tau all the time and still hold the line.
Humanity is remarkably resilient.
>turns off greg's talking
my god she's crazy... and it's not really adressed after this no? i wonder if she'll do more fucked up things in the future episodes. even though this one IS pretty damn old.
I've seen the video, all they did was silence Steven's bailing speech and photoshop Rose's head badly onto him. It implied that Pearl could/would only listen to Steven once she saw Rose in him, and not the fact that Pearl, thanks to Steven realised that they weren't gonna make it and that they had to bail.
Y'know, I actually thought of trying to set that up a couple hiatuses ago.
if we knew when the end of the hiatus was, it'd be fun to do a marathon of the episodes (or hell even a handful every day over a period of time) to go over them again before the show comes back.
Unfortunately, I was too lazy for that.
Hey...what if...follow me here.
Okay, YD and Peridot refer to Earth as possessing natural resources. They're clearly talking about organic life. While Peri and the Crystal Gems feel that's important and useful, YD doesn't particularly care. It's not surprising, it's just a thing. Right?
Now, long before the Pearl reveals we long debated whether 'Pearl' really counts as a gem. It's at best an organic byproduct. And sure enough, Pearl's turned out to be some sort of slave race.
What if. Steven isn't the first successful gem/organic hybrid? Most of gem society probably doesn't even remember or think about the origin of Pearls. Some time in the past the homeworld Gems met an organic race, successfully conquered them, and integrated them into their society in the method/form of life they understand best.
I don't see how Steven is a poorly written character. He's not even annoying, he fits really well in the show and I don't know why anyone wouldn't want him in the show.
That was great. Poor Greg.
I wouldn't be surprised if he really does die from a heart attack. I guess it's a good thing that he doesn't live with the gems. Imagine all the drama.
Sucks for them because to our current standards, lasguns would be fucking amazing. It's a rechargeable Browning Machine Gun in rifle form. The problem isn't the lasgun's power, it's that everything else in the galaxy is so damn strong.
waaaaaaait a second...
How was Lapis conscious when stuck in the mirror?
>MFW the most-seen SU episode debut was
Secret Teamwith 2.46 million viewers
i want to hug pearl so tightly she poofs!
That's why the imperial guard are so heroic
They're not genetic monsters that can regenerate limbs
They're not an advanced ancient alien race with mechs
They're not unstoppable space locusts harvesting new troops from corpses
They're humans. And they hold the line.
Reminder that Pearl Porn is the only acceptable reason to follow this cartoon
She could remember what she saw while in the Mirror. That Steven treated her with respect rather than as a prisoner
Draw Sapphire sucking on some cocks. Ruby walks in on it, and Sapphire asks Ruby to join her.
it... honestly is. threesome pearl pictures have never made my dick harder.
where does pearl keep her special juice
That's my point. Even though she couldn't project her body, she could still act on her own accord. That was her conscious thought doing that.
This year has got to be the worst fucking year and it has just started
To think all the family members that will also die this year, like my grandparents.
I made myself sad now
Clearly. Lemme guess, straight from tumblr, right?
I dunno about a lot of this, but I dont see blue in Garnet, and honestly not too nuch in Sapphire either.
Green has plenty of patience, and Sapphire doesnt really think through her actions as much as she relies on her future vision. Ruby is clearly R.
Amy is about as R/B as it gets.
Pearl is W/U
Steven is tough, but Id go with W/G on him. Maybe W/G/R.
I'm not entriely sure 'how' just that she did. My guess being that it was because she had an outlet to work with. If a Gem was hooked up to a television, they could probably do the same thing. Which is why Bubbled or Retreated Gems aren't conscious.
Yeah, my father is going to die of cancer this year, my old dog probably will too. But SU and /sug/ help me to persevere,
If you could date one gem, who would it be?
For me, Bad Pearl all the way m8
Bitches, think about MOTIVATIONS FOR A SECOND.
What does Steven want? Peace (White), Freedom (Red), Acceptance (Green). Ergo, he is Naya.
What does Pearl want? Perfection (Blue), Peace (White), Freedom (Red).
For the reccord, most of these are correct, except Steven and Rose which are throughly Naya
>Sapphire uses her future sight and sees Ruby punching her in the face
>Stops whatever she was doing to punch Ruby in the face
A reminder for you plebs that Emperor of Mankind Steven is best ending
Sounds more like you've been here for six days.
While you VIGILO CONFIDO and I AVE IMPERITOR, we can purge xenos together!
>tfw yellow will never be a terrifying renegade pearl
when will the /ss/ episodes return
the last one we had was rose's scabbard
>I dont watch Steven universe and browse /trash/ /sug/
>so obviously I'm new
Naw. Just telling the truth. I've seen a lot of shitty tripfags and youre easily the shittiest. Hopefully you will die soon
I fucking hate those fucking social justice warriors ruining everything.
>"the show is LGBT"
They are fucking ROCKS, and they are all fucking "female", obviously they will have relationship between each other. There ain't anything queer about extraterrestrials loving each other what the fuck
How come there's like no fanart of Steven as a musician? The kid's a musical savant and the only endgame art I see is stiff like >>78981650
and that 'fashionista' nonsense tumblr girls play around with.
Where's my Rock Star Steven?
man, the last time steven was even close to being this mad was when he flipped out on lars for dissing his mom. guess hes only allowed to get pissed once a season.
I think the show is LGBT friendly and I don't think it's a bad thing. The show doesn't jerk itself off over it, which is the best quality concerning its representation.
I think it's good to appreciate that quality, it just sucks when people obsess over it as if that's the only reason to watch the show.
I love it when otherwise laidback characters (and people for that matter) get fucking pissed off, like real pissed off. The one that would kick your shit.
Or emotional breakdowns coming from characters that tend to keep it together.
Doesn't happen often with this show, though.
I think the "including" aspects of the show are good. My favorite character is Garnet. I don't care if it's LGBT friendly, but there is nothing "queer" about the show. It isn't trying to push any kind of agenda.
It's just fun.
>Theyd have the numerical advantage
You underestimate the imperial guard.
Ain't giving me shit, anon. I checked under the general Steven Universe tag and under Peridot specifically.
I think there was a further edit that gave her bigger boobs, but you still my nigga. You get the satisfaction knowing that you weren't a gay nigga like that other anon.
hopefully this answers your question
I have that one as well. It's not animated, though.
What if there's a plot where we discover that, in the time since the rebellion, the tales of the TERRIFYING RENEGADE inspired some other Pearls to throw off their shackles and strike out for freedom? But instead of our Pearl's attempts at nobility they became space pirates, gathering other rebellious gems and roving the edges of gem-controlled space raiding and pillaging under their leader,
I did my best, I only have a mouse and I'm not an artist
JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS MASCULINE BODY PROPORTIONS AND IS COVERED IN BODY HAIR DOES NOT MAKE HER A MAN, YOU CISHITLORD. DON'T GO FORCING YOU GENDER STEREOTYPES ON US /s
Yeah I get ya, I don't like it when apolitical things are turned political either.
It looks like every tumblr nose is of someone that was crying recently or had a cold. I don't get it.
>implying End Times won't happen again.
I was just practicing digital art a couple hours ago, here's the best gem.
pls no bully, constructive criticism is appreciated tho
Thank you all for reminding me of this episode. Gave it another watch, still the best to date.
this comic is hotter than it should be. i know we won't see yellow pearl again for months, maybe years, but i still think she's the hottest pearl.
I think she had a towel or something instead of the ayy lmao shorts in the edit he's thinking of. Pretty sure that one was animated. Truly anon's boner will go unsatisfied as the gif he's looking for is lost to space and time.
She looks Asian.
She looks cute.
Okay okay, but I'm on cellphone so it'll have to wait