God I live seeing this posted every fucking time someone fucking dies
>LOOOL STAN KILLED DAVID BOWIE AND ABSORBED HIS LIFEFORCE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHAHAHA
>HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT!!1! CRYINGJESSE.JPEG LOL REMEMBER BREAKING BAD? BRAVO VINCE
Literally the most epic ;)
Actually he teamed up with pic related and split the lifeforce, since taking to much would kill them both, but half the lifeforce is still not enough, so they will team up to take the lifeforce of someone else before they take a rest.
well what do you know, they killed Alan Rickman at the same way and age. they're not even being subtle anymore. I WAS RIGHT
what the FUCK
Bowie and Rickman: 69, cancer
Lemmy: cancer, 70, but who knows, maybe it was his birthday, but technically he wasnt 70 yet because he was born some hours later, making min 69.
Bright, we 'uv a nicked case in us elastic bands.
but guys, he teamed up with Queen Elizabeth II. but its just a matter of time before they get desperate and decide to backstab the other by absorbing their lifeforce+the lifeforce they have stored, and then both will die.
He does but I guarantee he's got an assistant running it and dictating things to him. Said recently his eyesight is horribly bad, can't read unless the text is huge, not even comics.