I don't get it

>>78978081
The kid thinks it's childish for an adult to play along with the other kids' game of ghost attack. She's the child equivalent of "no fun allowed".

>>78978081
This comic will be great to spot literal autists like yourself

>little japanese girls hating fun
So the autists have finally won

>>78978081
She's heartbroken that a child rebuked her for playing along with their game.

Probably something about Japanese culture where adults aren't allowed to have fun.

>>78978128
no she isn't, she is just plain

>>78978081
>Not allowing an adult to act a bit immature every now and then
BOO THIS KID

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78978128
0/10 try harder next time

>>78978081

is there a zipfile of all of these?

>>78978185
But she is. She's short and over 80kg. I didn't save her picture but maybe someone else has it.

>>78978081
The joke is that she's going to grow up to be the stick-up-her-ass class rep-chan who's tsundere to MC because he's a pervert. She begins falling for him after seeing how far he'll go to help others, but just as she's about to confess to him she finds out that he likes the even bitchier, tsun-er, worst girl and gives up hope of being with him.

>>78978306
>But she is. She's short and over 80kg. I didn't save her picture but maybe someone else has it.

Why are even having this conversation? Who cares what the artist looks like. We're reading a comic.

>>78978423
A comic about herself...

>>78978569

But it's a comic, not an ad or something. Her appearance outside the comic is as relevant as the appearance of the girls or her coworkers, or anyone else outside the comic.

>>78978229
Just visit her site, FFS

>>78978306
Pics or it didn't happen, faggot.

>>78978306
She's not short, she's actually pretty tall, but she is fat and wow is she unattractive.

>>78978081
kids are assholes

>>78978081
That's because you're underaged, you little shit.

Also, fuck you.

>>78978128
>>>/r9k/

>>78978081
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/asperger's-syndrome

>>78978958
Poor Mary

>>78978649
What's the site?

>>78979814
Whomp comics

Heh

>>78979762
you do realize i was talking about OP

>>78979814
let's speak english by mary cagle

>>78978081
The joke is that you should stop being a man-child.

SHE'S FUCKING UGLY

>>78980745
I love her the way she is

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Mary is dumb

>>78982673
it's a porcelain hole in the ground she has no practical practice using. Any mistake makes an embarrassing mess, it's a reasonable thing to be anxious about

>>78982723
You're pretty dumb too.

>>78978306
She's quite tall, actually.

>>78982673
>>78982723
>>78982806
This entire exchange is lovable.

>>78982839
I'm taller

>>78983358
4chan, everybody, the place where being taller than a random woman is the biggest achievement for some

>>78983645
I bet posting that made you fell like you achieved something.

>>78980130
This, senpai

>>78982673
if you arent raised to squat from birth, your ankles can't handle it. you have to perch on your pads and that makes you unstable as fuck. she has every reason to dislike this.

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>>78982839

>>78985884
>if you arent raised to squat from birth, your ankles can't handle it.
The hell? You can't just train for greater range of mobility before your body begins crapping out at 40?

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SOMEONE STOP HER

>>78986466
These little kids are too cute for their own good.

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nice to meet yooooouu

>>78986013
>he was only like 6 feet
>only

MANLETS BTFO

>>78986590
Was just about to post this one. My favorite.

>>78986674
Well let's be honest, it wouldn't be 4chan if we didn't barrel right past any possible discussion of the work's own merits and headed straight towards ad hominem.

>>78986659
Look at how rejuvenated and powerful she looks after hugging that child?

Super Adventure Club was right all along

>>78986674
I don't think they're really supposed to be funny, just cute.

>>78986708
Now I'm picturing some Japanese kid saying "Yuu canto stumpu da Trumpu!"

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A classic.

These comics are pretty cute.

Who cares what the artist looks like?

>>78986145
people in the western world really don't squat as often as people do in the eastern world

when I went to korea with my korean friends, they would all fucking squat and just drink outside clubs like all the time

Does she teach at an all girls school? All her students seem to be girls.

>>78986674
It's probably all just that one autist who has an intense hatred for Westerners who teach English in Japan.

>>78987314
Who else is going to teach Japanese schoolchildren English?

Guy Jaune is better.

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>>78987277
There's a few in the comics, but they're not as cute.

>>78987395
Robots.

>>78987395
I think the guy is Thai or Filipino or something and assblasted that no one in Japan wants him as an English teacher.

>>78987687
I'm Indonesian-American and I've taught in Korea as an English teacher. I can't imagine Japan being more xenophobic than Korea.

>>78987729
Now I want to see Japan and South Korea involved in a casual racism contest.

>>78986674
She is also a bad teacher.

>>78987571
Do they not have plumbers in Japan?

>>78987977
To be fair I can see why a kid nowadays wouldn't know he's a plumber, there's not a lot of attention called to it in the newer games

>>78988055
Was there ever?

>>78988055
You do some actual plumbing in M&LSS

>>78987605
I'd watch that anime.

>>78987977
They probably don't have big bushy mustaches, overalls, or newsboy caps with their initials on them.

>>78981848
I will use this

This comic is adorBLE.

>>78982673
I thought she was in Japan, not Eastern Europe.

>>78984044

Let's face it. None of you mother fuckers have achieved anything in life... and this post made me feel like i did. So that's good i guess.

>>78986466
smack that kid right across the head and tell her to say it again or else i'll smack her again then hit her when she does

>>78992256
I'm a published author

>>78992395

So am i. But any dumb ass with money can publish a book.

Where are her comics? I want more of these.

>>78992764
http://cubewatermelon.tumblr.com/

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>>78986466

>chocochip

Every fucking time.

>>78992395
>I'm a published author
>Sold less than 300 books
That is so sad. No wonder you hang out on /co with the rest of us.

>>78988935
In the first ones he was in a sewer

>>78987974

She's basically a teacher's aide, not a fully certified teacher.

>>78986628
>only 6 feet
>enough of a height advantage for it to make sense to parlay into a serious basketball career
>ignoring this being a joke for the purpose of humor to make some 'manlets lol' comment

4chan is getting dumber, I remember a time when this height obssession didn't even exist, let alone overflowing out of /fit/.

>>78986981
>the
what?

>>78986674

other bingo ideas

>some posts that horrid pic of her at a con
>someone says shes cute w/o glasses
>someone posts her comic mocking male feminist pretenders
>bread

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>>78986659
>teach sixth grade science
>really wish that my kids were this nice

>>78995278
She said English, not German, you piece of fuck

>>78995244
Nigga, it was a joke. Contain your autism.

>>78978114
God I miss tv/film/comics where children were reked for comedy.

>>78995407
Teaching middle school kids in the US must be a fucking nightmare.

>>78978081
>>78978114
I see this joke in manga all the time. Are all kids in Japan like this? Are adults only supposed to be serious with their kids?

>>78978081
>>78996918
Adults are not supposed to be that easily scared. Mary is acting like a scared baby but the kid vision of adults is that they are supposed to not be scared easily.

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>>78987571
They are SEXY

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>>78986013
She is considerably above the american average.

>>78997629
>boy in 3rd panel in awe of 28cm feet
future tarantino over there

American size oppai

>>78997629
178, so she's like a male average?
What's the average in Japan? I remember some people who were they saying that they aren't actually super short

>>78997629
>shes only 25

wht the hell? is this and old comic?

no offense but she looks 30-35

>>78995407
Go teach English in Japan.

>>78995407
>teach english to rich taiwanese preschool kids
>want to die

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>>78998090
Japan
male 171.2 cm (5' 7.4")
Female 158.8 cm (5' 2.6")

>>78998218
Yeah, she does. She have a terrible fashion sense that add a lot to her apparent age. Being around asians that look younger than they actually are doesn't help either.

>>78995781

It doesn't help that I teach in a really weird school zoning district that hits some real extremes of socioeconomic groups. And none of them get along with each other.

>>78998357
she's a big girl

>>78998357
She's a 6/10, not bad

>>78998722
Da fuck is a 1 in your book then?
She's obviously fun and charming, and not disgusting like all the fags in this thread are saying, but as far as pure looks go, I'm pretty sure she isn't above average

>>78998391
4u

>>78998357
Ew

>>78997488
Sekushii*

>>78998218
>forgetting white women age like milk

>>78997629
What does Desu even mean?

>>78998218
I'm 26 and people call me "grandpa." Sometimes it's tough being white.

> Used to teach kids in Korea
> Can't read these comics without feeling nostalgic
> Now teaching in my homeland and the kids are shitheads in comparison, and teachers aren't nearly as respected

I should probably just go back desu

>>79002090
It's the word for "to be." Verbs come at the end of the sentence in Japanese.

"Secret desu" would mean "It's secret"

>>79002169
>be 3/4 white, 1/4 is asian
>look almost totally white
>be in my 30's but people think I'm barely college-aged
It's ridiculous.

>>79002372
>>79002206
>>79002169
Cool blogs guys

Looks like her job is a joke a the student is tired of her goofing around every class and not actually teaching her anything.

Are we just /fit/'s dumping ground for retards or are we organically growing our own like this fuckwit >>79002458

>>79002090
"Desu" is the verb "to be"
In Japanese, verbs come at the end of the sentence.
So the phrase, "Boku wa Jimu desu." (ぽくわ ジム です) means "I am (to be) Jim."

>>79002476
To be honest family, a lot of teaching out there for westerners does just involve goofing around and chatting with the kids. They have Japanese teachers to teach them the actual English words, but they use native English teachers to make the kids learn how to use them in a conversational manner.

>>79002476
She's not even the teacher she's an aide that's just there to speak english

>>79002559
>ぽくわ ジム です
>わ
>はじゃない

ばかな

>>79002559

Oh, so its like the verb Etre in French then. Neat!

>>79002712
It is also like ser in Spanish.
あります、います are like estar.

>>79002676
I'm rusty, sue me.

>>79002372
>Almost 30
>Half Asian, half white
>Everyone thinks I'm a 19 year old Italian
>Still trying to figure out the 19 year old part.

>>78986590
No matter how you try, nothing you teach will matter in the end.

>>78998357
Fitting, she looks like a teacher.

cute

>>78987833
They'd just go after each other, it'd be like an average day on /int/.

>>78995278
>the Bart, the

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>>78987833

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>>78987833

>>79002559
Interesting, now I want to know what boku means. 50% of manga is "boku no" something and I have no idea what it means

>>78995244
Manlet detected.

>>79007076
"I"
"Boku no" means "my" watashi is a more polite form, usually girls use watashi and not boku but some girls use boku, in anime/manga it usually denotes she is tomboyish.

>>79007076
It means I or me

>>79007076
boku no pico means 'pico and I'

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I always enjoy reading this comic. Mostly because I had this exact same job a few years ago and this comic was literally my life.

It makes my heart ache with nostalgia, but I'm mostly glad it's over.

>>79007141
Nah.

>>79007141
No. And a good example of why using roumanji is bad.

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>>79007179
>roumanji
>u
>n

>>78982806
I'm sorry I don't live in a third world shithole.

>>79006781

>gundam suit

every time, only India has been BTFO worse

>>79007199
>that's_the_joke.jpg

>>79007141
>>79007111
>>79007126
Neat, thanks

>>78988055
When WAS the last time a Mario game mentioned he was a plumber? I want to say Paper Mario 2, but I could be wrong...
>>78988935
It was usually mentioned in the manuals as part of the backstory.

>>79007872

Mario and Luigi fix a warp pipe at the beginning of 3D World.

>>78997629
Why are Japanese people so obsessed with measurements? I never got that.

I know about blood types, but I never got the measurements.

>>78998357
I want her to crush my skull with those thighs

>>78986145
yeah, you can apparantly stay on flat feet forever. Meanwhile us whites it starts to hurt on our pads. And thn they look at you like your crippled.

>>78987143
>they would all fucking squat and just drink outside clubs like all the time
So they aren't too different from slavs?

>>79007966
Just kids being kids. they are not asking about her 3 sizes.

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>>78987833
>>79006781

>>79009333
So Korea was the winner of the racism contest?

>>78998357
So I guess being 6 foot 7 would intimidate alot
of Jap folk then

>>79010440
Or they might love you. There's that story about a guy from /fit/ going to Japan and bench pressing laughing Japanese men at bars.

>>79011349
see >>79006994

>>78995407
That's because, beside for shitty nerds like me, most people fucking hated science.

>>79009864
Nah, Japan doesn't consider Japanese born Koreans to be citizens, and kept the law in 2010.
Asian countries hate Asian countries.

>>79010440
Japs do not get intimidated by foreigners, they're either annoyed or in awe of their strangeness. You would be like a zoo animal to them.

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>>79012327
And why should they? It is not America where people just cross the border and give birth and bam! citizenshitp! This is not a special thing for Koreans, it is the same for anyone and is the same in other countries like Norway, Finland, Sweden, etc.

Many times I see people complaining about Japanese being racist are just idiots using the most absurd reasons or interpreting non-malicious or even well intentioned acts as malicious. Like a guy complaining that they would give him an English menu instead of a Japanese one or that people look down on him (they are just curious). Of course there are racist people in Japan but I feel like I suffered much more discrimination in my own country than in Japan.

>>79013077
And by the way, Korea also doesn't give foreigners citizenship just because they were born in Korea.

>>79009864
>that story about the half Korean baseball players mom telling Korea to fuck themselves

>>78978423

/co/ is fucking obsessed with Cagle, Tycho, and Gabe not looking like their on-paper characters. Cagle gets the worst of it because so many of them want her to be a qt weeb waifu whose ass they can piss up instead of an awkward, overweight dork who looks like them.

>>78985884

It's not the squatting itself that's so bad, it's the fear you'll get piss and shit all over the back of your pants.

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I remember last thread we had an interesting discussion about Japanese war crimes against China and Korea and how to this day Japan refuses to admit that they happened.

Pretty fucked up.

>>78986590

Isn't this the strip that triggered some butthurt teacher anon to rant about how horrible a teacher Cagle must be since her students clearly couldn't understand what "morning" meant or that "nice to meet you" doesn't mean goodbye?

It kicked off a thread-long argument about the effectiveness of eikaiwa because one shitty teacher didn't think kids could make jokes.

>>78986659

>that one kid who immediately rushes in for a hug

goddamn das adorable

>>79014533
Actually, I heard they recently made an apology about some of their war crimes, particularly to do with comfort women. But it sounds like surviving former comfort women don't accept the apology.

>>78987974
>>79002476

are you the guy I mentioned in >>79014569, the one who keeps confusing a person hired to speak English to kids (mainly to keep them engaged and get them to try speaking more freely) with a fully bilingual ESL teacher?

>>79014569
>"nice to meet you" doesn't mean goodbye
Well that would be a silly argument because they clearly weren't trying to say goodbye.

>kids say greeting
>teacher tells them that greeting doesn't work in this context
>kids respond by saying an equally inappropriate greeting

It's a pretty standard joke, actually.

>>79014794

There's a vocal ultranationalist movement in Japan that keeps downplaying all their WWII shenanigans and trying to walk back the (often half-assed) admissions/apologies made by politicians. If memory serves they scored a Texasesque win with a recent history textbook but it got swatted down after protests.

>>79014893
>It's a pretty standard joke, actually.

Exactly. The kids, and Cagle, were having a laugh, and some retard decided the kids were derious and Cagle was trying to correct them (thus, she's a bad teacher).

>>79014893
I thought the joke was it works as a farewell but it was as inappropriate as their greeting. Like good morning only works in mornings l, nice to meet you only works when first meeting but the kids don't understand the subtleties and think of them as interchangeable

>>79014794
>>79014943
They have made apologies multiple times but they don't accept anything under being treated like living gods as apology so ultranationalists come and say "oh yeah? Fuck that them! We apology for nothing"

>>79014334
It is pretty silly since everybody in her comic have a kawaii uguu face.

>>79014334
It's because /co/ has had an over exposure to webcomic authors like Dobson, Buckley, and Sohmer having wish fulfillment author avatars that look nothing like themselves.
But LSE isn't about wish fulfillment, and doesn't have long condescending rants from a bear in a fedora. So really there's no problem with her not looking true to life, because the comic isn't an ego trip. Plus everyone in the comic is moe, so it fits in.

>>79006781
>2:40
>implying the American English teacher would stop after 20 minutes

>>79013077
>Korean grew up in Japan and speaks Japanese as first language
>not considered Japanese citizen

What next, breeding them as slaves?

>>79014794
Calling that bullshit an "apology" is stretching it. They basically paid Korea to take down a statue. Imagine if the current German government was composed exclusively of Holocaust deniers, that's basically Japan. It's really bad and you shouldn't be making excuses for them. It's actually fucking evil.

>>79014794
>But it sounds like surviving former comfort women don't accept the apology.

Gee fucking whiz, I can't imagine why. What old bitches! So what if they were kidnapped and raped so hard over the course of years that 3/4's of them were literally raped to death, Japan's feelings are hurt when you don't accept their apology!

>>79015563
>Plus everyone in the comic is moe
Yeah, no.

>>78986786
That face in the last panel is pure gold.

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>>79016148
You got a problem with Moe?

>>79015974
This is the same in many countries Korea included. There are a bunch of Chinese people in Korea that don't get Korean citizenship for the same reason. Being born in Korea doesn't give you the right to Korean citizenship. You need to be the son of a Korean or marry a Korean to get Korean citizenship. So before talking about how other countries treat Koreans you should look at how Korea treats foreigners.

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>>79016188
That's a mug you don't wanna chug.

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>>78986466
Well I have a new reaction image

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>>79016525
DON'T is better

>>78986466
Fat white piggu

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>>79016525
Makes a good ending for this one.

>>79016396
Hey, maybe Japan and Korea are both fucked up and two wrongs don't make a right.

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>>78978081
CAN'T THINK OF A JOKE? DON'T WORRY, JUST DRAW WACKY FACES.

Your audience won't notice you forgot the punchline when you wow them with some exaggerated expressions!

>>79016396
>You need to be the son of a Korean
So daughters can't be Korean?

I don't even see why the Japanese would need to apologize for something their fucked up imperialist grandparents did. I mean yeah, quite a few people still deny the war crimes including the prime minister, but it's not like everyone there denies that shit.

>>79016684
Just say you don't get it, you silly little cuntmunch.

>>79016638
But is it really that wrong?

>>79016684
what punchline would have sufficed there?

sometimes it works you chromosome-hoarding faggot

>>79016714
Not apologizing for it and allowing deniers to achieve office implies that they don't take the atrocities seriously and would commit them again if given the opportunity.

>>79016714
Because acknowledgement is what matters. The problem is that kids are raised on this shit.

>>79016721
Yes, it is. Don't let them in the country in the first place if you're going to treat them like second-class citizens. You can't just import workers and treat them like subhumans. At least when America does it we treat their kids like humans.

This is one of the few webcomics that I could see having a chance of being printed in newspapers if it had started a decade or two earlier.

>>79016790
Are there really that many deniers over in Japan? I thought it was a vocal minority.

>>79016714
If the face of your country denies history, there's a problem

>>79016793
But they're not citizens at all from the sounds of things. Or am I wrong in assuming that children inherent citizenship so long as their parents have it?

>>79016793
No, we stuff them in ghettos and hope they get shot or overdose on something

>>79016638
Dude, that is standard for a fuckton of countries. As I mentioned before it is the same for Norway, Finland, Sweden, etc. you have to marry a citizen or have at least one citizen parent and not just travel pregnant about to give birth just to get citizenship in another country.

This argument is as stupid as claiming that Japan is racist because they drive on the other side of the road. Just like many of the arguments I see people using. Like the idiot who went to one of those places where you pay to a pretty girl to chat with you and they said they couldn't attend him because he didn't speak Japanese and there were no girl who could speak English there and he started to make a huge scene about how it was racist and shit. This is the same idiot who was doing parkour and was caught stealing porn dvds. I bet that now he is on the internet ranting about Japan.

>>79016868
If they are, they're a vocal minority that controls the entire government. I think it's more like American conservatives. Think about all the dumbfucks you know who believe insane tea party nonsense, it's probably the same in Japan. It's just that their tea party nonsense is defending the most heinous war crimes ever committed by anyone.

>>79016706
You need a Korean parent. Sorry about the misunderstanding.

>>78978569
who gives a shit, holy shit anon, no wonder your parents have given up on you, all you do is stay in your room shitting on people online.
Its a funny comic, read it and laugh, its not supposed to serve as a basis for who you hate or why you hate them, jesus fuck your mother was right, she shouldve aborted you

>>79016941
It's surprising how few people can end up directing government action. In the US laws in several states are backed by tiny parties no one even knows exists.

>>79016937
>As I mentioned before it is the same for Norway, Finland, Sweden, etc. you have to marry a citizen or have at least one citizen parent and not just travel pregnant about to give birth just to get citizenship in another country.

Fuck Sweden, fucking cuck-country. Why would you bring them up like anyone gives a shit?

Back on topic, if you allow people to immigrate to your country but deny them citizenship, that is wrong. That is deliberately creating an easily exploited underclass, and it is maybe a rung or two above slavery on the moral ladder. My impression is that Japan accepts Korean immigrants but does not allow them to become citizens. If I am mistaken then I will retract my criticism.

>>78978638
he's just mad he had to portray himself as a blue bear and she gets to portray herself as human

>>79017027
Immigrants can gain Japanese citizenship. Children born to Japanese citizens have citizenship by default.

Children born on Japanese soil to non-citizen parents, do not gain citizenship just for having been born there while traveling. Unlike in the US

>>79017027
>>79016927
Pretty much it. Just like in many other countries. But they can get naturalized if they live and work in Japan for more than five years but this means that they would have to renounce their other citizenship, like in many other countries too. So they don't get Japanese citizenship either because it doesn't mater (and it really doesn't since you can get a permanent stay visa) or because they are proud of their Korean masterace citizenship.

And if everything is so terrible in Japan why are there so many Koreans there? They are the second biggest foreigner group and pretty close to the number one, the Chinese. Maybe things are not that bad in that "racist decadent society" whose economy is in crisis for decades or else they would try to move to the glorious homeland that surely will be much better than Japan in 10 years.

Koreans are treated so bad in Japan that the wealthiest man in Japan is a fucking Korean.

Are the Japanese angry over the U.S. dropping fatman and little boy? You'd think the whole radiation thing that left tons of miserable survivors would have angered them but they don't seem too phased by it.

>>78982673
I'm just here to comment that squatting is healthier than the sitting position most people do to poop

>>79017271
Not only that but also proportionally to their population there is less Koreans arrested than Japanese.

So let's get this straight.
In United States blacks claim to suffer racism, they get full citizenship just by being born in USA, proportionally they are arrested more and don't even show up in the list of the top 10 wealthiest americans.

In Japan Koreans claims racism, they get no citizenship just by being born there, they get arrested less than Japanese people themselves and the fucking number one wealthiest man in Japan is a Korean.

So would you rather be a citizen in America, be poor and shot by the police or be a second class citizen in Japan with all the money and getting lower chances to go to jail than the Japanese themselves?

See, no mater what they do it will never be enough. Because all this whining about Japan is a tool to distract the population from the Korea government fuck ups.

>>79007141
What? I haven't been a weeb for 5 years or so, but isn't that My Pico?

>>79017939
Boku to pico= me and pico
Boku no pico= my pico

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>>79017571
You should read Barefoot Gen. It was written by a survivor from Hiroshima. Despite all the horrors he witnessed he didn't represent the Americans as evil or ranted about them.

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>>79018108
Man, Barefood Gen is some dark ass shit, especially in the animated version.

>>79017976
Yeah i'm commenting on 僕のピコ
Or am i remembering the hentai title wrong? I know the second and third episodes don't involve the guy anymore, just pico and his friends.

>>79002169
Dude, im 25 and people think im 20

>>79018163
http://youtu.be/GW0vPIxId08
Notice that the americans who dropped the bomb are not depicted as an evil caricature. They were just soldiers accomplishing their objective. Nothing personal.

>>79016024
>Imagine if the current German government was composed exclusively of Holocaust deniers

Careful, you'll rouse /col/

>>79016684

get a load of this comedic genius

>>79018409
I know a Russian who says that Koreans are Asia's Jews. Rich guys playing victim.

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>Would like to explore some Asian Countries and places in Europe
>Know that people would miss-identify me ether as from being in the Middle East or some other country and automatically hate me

I'm a minority of a minority and I know if I go to any country outside the USA I'll probably ether die, be kicked out or just leered at from a distance. Not to mention Japanese and Koreans hate non-white Americans more then white ones.

>>79018448
Rich people can get killed and mugged.

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>>79018473
Dude, Tokyo is full of Kebab. You will be fine.

>>79018506
In this case give me your money and enjoy being safe while I have to worry about being killed and mugged. I'm used to living in a place where this is a real problem anyway.

Wait what are you people talking about Japan apologizes all the time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_war_apology_statements_issued_by_Japan#2010s

Do you get all your information from Chinese propaganda or something? That whole region is in an eternal dick-measuring contest and they exploit past grudges to bolster nationalism.

>>79018473
what are you, Mexican? go to Sweden, you can just grab a woman off the street. just pretend to speak something like Arabic and nobody will stop you.

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>>79018628
No way man. I'm Indian/African British/German

I look like a cross between a mexican, middle eastern, indian guy whose just fresh off the boat. Even though both my biological parents were born America too and their parents too I think

>>79018473
>more then white ones
Japan has nuance as to how it views white americans. We're seen as boisterous and self-centered, but somehow white ex-pat men are seen as gentlemen who bend over backwards to take care of their asian wives. It's weird. Probably because of how shitty and cold most traditional Japanese marriages are.

But I'm pretty sure you'd be okay in Japan. The only darkies they hate are SEA mudbloods and Brazilians due to there being so many damned Brazilian laborers there.

>>79018616
And then they fuck it up by having moronic prime ministers that go to war memorials that venerate the Japanese equivalents of Himmler. It's not Chinese propaganda to see how fucking dumb it would be if Merkel went to the grave of Himmler with a wreath of flowers and wondered why Israel was so buttmad about it.

>>78996918
Korean and Japanese kids are blatantly honest and usually speak their mind.

By western standards, it's probably considered rude, but in reality it's just them genuinely inquiring and observing shit.

>>79018667
there you go. go to Sweden.

God gave brown people access to Swedes because he gave white people access to Russians.

>>78997629
>secret

Yeah no shit, I've seen her irl pic. She's fat as fuck.

>>78986013
>only like 6 feet

This shit has got to be an edit.

>>78986868
Kek

>>78986621
This shit is pretty universal desu

>>79018672
The shrine that's always the center of controversy honors like 2.5 million Japanese soldiers starting long before World War 2. Just going there doesn't mean you think Nanking didn't happen or whatever.

It's all politics, dude. Chinese and Koreans use it to distract from domestic issues.

>>79018735
See >>78998357

>>78986786
That last panel should be a banner

>>79018881
Pretty much. Channel the population rage to someone else so they won't complain about the stuff we do that directly affect them.

>>79018883
Point being? You're fucking deluded if you think that is a healthy weight.

>>78987729
No you haven't President Obama, stop lying

>>79018881
>Just going there doesn't mean you think Nanking didn't happen or whatever
It doesn't mean that it's not categorically dumb to poke your finger into it and not expect the outrage. Nobody puts a gun to anyone's head and demands they visit one of the most well known epicenters of drama in the region, they do it for political expedience and for appeasing the ultra-nationalists just to keep the issue going in Japan. You think the victims of the war crimes are out of line letting the outrage simmer for so long, what about the Japanese politicians that make it their job to keep a "us vs them" mentality by re-upping the anger in a way that is completely avoidable? I would side with Korea on this one, because it's starting with Japan's stupidity and ultra-nationalism first and foremost.

>>79018950
That looks in the overweight range, not fatfuck. I'm talking in the medical sense.

Guys, are you blind? I you read her comic from the start till now, you can notice that her appearence gets more and more true to her real self rather than average cute moe face.
It's not like she's ugly or is a diabetus demon like in TV. She's, you know, average.

>>79019106
That is only a center of drama because it is convenient to the korean/chinese government. As mentioned before it is not a monument for your nemesis, it is a burial site that existed way before all that.

No joke, SEA's are better than the eastern Asians.

>>79019221
But it's still something that Japanese politicians can avoid, but they go to it knowing exactly what the outcome will be. It's on them, entirely.

>>79019187
The people complaining are just autists. She never acted as if she were attractive in the comic. No loads of love interests, or adults checking her assets, just kids with their tactless innocence.

>>79019106
They all want to preserve the outrage, that's what I've been saying. It's all part of the Asian dick-measuring contest, along with the island bullshit. No one in any of the governments actually cares about the victims, the Korean government didn't even consult the comfort women before the recent deal.

Why are you so angry about Japan specifically? Every government in the world does this. Politicians don't bring up the past unless it benefits them in some way.

>>79016684
It's autobiographical slice-of-life, not comedy. The point is to be cute.

>>79019276
It is a burial site. It is part of their culture to pay respect to the dead ancestors. It is like to complain that the mayor of the city went to the cemetery where a murder was buried. It is a cemetery! Lots of people were buried there. Just because you go there doesn't means that you are making a satanic ritual to bring the bad guy who happen to be buried there back to life.

>>79019356
>Why are you so angry about Japan specifically?
To counter your obvious routing of dialogue to center it squarely on Chinese and Korean propaganda while not making a direct inclusion of Japan as a huge contributor to the problem, which they are. Thus far you've said (assuming these are all you and not another anon):

>the Korean government didn't even consult the comfort women before the recent deal

>That is only a center of drama because it is convenient to the korean/chinese government

>Do you get all your information from Chinese propaganda or something?

>Chinese and Koreans use it to distract from domestic issues

while sidestepping anything directly pointing at Japan other than them just being part of a bigger show in the region. You're setting up a sham "neutrality" to this and it's pretty obvious.

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>>79018108

God I don't think I can watch barefoot gen again

>>79019497
You are replying to more than one person... Well, at least you were, I think I have wasted too much time on 4chan already.

>>79019497
No, I didn't make all of those posts.

I'm talking about the Korean and Chinese government because that's the subject. There were people in this thread repeating obvious Chinese/Korean propaganda about the Japanese never apologizing and the whole government being controlled by deniers and I posted to correct them. You're the one who's focusing exclusively on the Japanese and how much you don't like them, I'm just trying to explain how all the countries contribute to ongoing tensions that should have been reconciled decades ago.

>>79018553
do they 'japan it up' like when they add corn to pizza

>>79014794
Isn't there a thing where if a governent official apologises for really bad shit, then you have to pay a shitload of money as well? I remember back when Bush was President and going round Africa, some newspapers mentioned about how he couldn't apologise for slavery, otherwise the US government would have to pay over a trillion dollars in reparations
>>79018108
>>79018163
>>79018391
>>79019540
Barefoot Gen is really damn under-rated.

>>79019726
>There were people in this thread repeating obvious Chinese/Korean propaganda about the Japanese never apologizing and the whole government being controlled by deniers and I posted to correct them
And I was correcting you and, apparently, a few others in regards to the fact that Japan is an incredible contributor to international relations strains and it's not merely Chinese and Korean propaganda to say so. Their actions lead to effects that they know the outcome of, and it's political theatrics at its core. So... mission accomplished on both of our ends, we've shown that countries are shitty to each other.

>>79019992
Good job, I guess?

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Do you think chinks have super in depth conversations about U.S./European govt. Like we do about their govt.?

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>>78986628
> Be 5'7''
> Also be an elementary school teacher.
> There are 9 year old children who can almost look me eye to eye standing up.

You know nothing of a manlet's suffering.

>>79020256
>US are war mongers
>euros are cucks to mudslimes and political correctness
I don't know how it can get much more in-depth than that

>>79020256
All I know is that they are genuinely terrified of black people.

>>79018391
Holy Christ. I've only heard of Barefoot Gen in passing... I feel like it'd depress me about as much as Grave of the Fireflies did.

>>79018667
>indian grandparents born in America

Yeah that's bullshit right there, fuck off panjeet

>>79018672
I think they mostly hate Brazilians because when they originally opened immigration to Japanese people who went to Latin America every negro who could prove he had a Japanese great-grandfather claimed right of return

The guy who writes No Game No Life is a Brazilian Japanese who is quite obviously just a white guy, probably japanese ancestry several generations back

Also Brazilians are really loud in ways which clash with Japanese culture

>>79017938
>black people get arrested more

Maybe because they commit more crime

>>79016941
>insane tea party nonsense

Like small government and gun ownership. The horror, I know.

>>79016930
>we stuff them in ghettos

Ah yes, the American government's "put foreigners into ghettos" policy. How could we forget?

>>78978192
BOOOOURNS

>>79020810
Because who needs roads and firefighters, right? The tea party is carried on by people who can't look further than their own nose.

>>79018391
The Japanese VA for Gen is pretty horrible. His wooden and stilted delivery almost ruins the whole scene right after the bomb hits.

>>79020536
Really? I'd heard that the Japanese assumed that being a black person was like how a six year old assumes being an astronaut is like i.e. super-cool and no real hardships
>>79020763
>>79017938
/pol/, we've been over this; while it's technically true that a higher proportion of black people in the US have been convicted of crimes, white people make up most of the people who've been put in prison for crimes... aside from robbery and gambling, which to be honest you could've gotten away with, but nooooo, you HAD to be greedy...

>>79018108
I remember when my mom picked out grave of the fireflies for me at the library.

...

I'm glad I watched that alone.

>>79021011
It's more of a shock thing really, many Japanese have never honestly seen a black person irl.

PROOF:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbb4EL0ybs

>>79021011
>Really? I'd heard that the Japanese assumed that being a black person was like how a six year old assumes being an astronaut is like i.e. super-cool and no real hardships
It's strictly the black popular culture that interests the Japanese, black people in and of themselves are seen as a different species almost.

>>79021196
>PROOF
The only thing you proved is your stupidity. The woman was shocked because the person who unmasked themselves is a well known celebrity over there.

>>79021209
I always assumed its what ever the whites are into is what the japs were into. Like they think it's ok because they see whities behaving like that.

>>79021196
>PROOF
Except it's Korean, and they were expecting it to be their son.

You're right about the shock and innocence, like sometimes checking their hands after shaking a black man's.

>>78988055
I wish that nintendo would put out a Plumbing sim game that would actually teach you about plumbing. You could use a wiimote as a blowtorch in the game when you're trying to solder a copper fitting. Now that I'm on that train of thought I want to see a vehicle in the Mario Kart games where it's Mario's E-350 with a graphic on the side and PVC and black iron pipe strapped to the top.

Kids need to learn about the real world.

>>78995407
>>78995781
I teach wood shop to a bunch of idiots who still think sack tapping is the highest form of humor...I fear for the days I let them use the power tools

>>79019883
No kebab places are run by foreigners and are actually some of the best food you can get in japan up there with curry and nan restaurants run by indians.

>>79014943
Found this, if anyone cares http://news.stanford.edu/pr/2014/pr-memory-war-asia-040414.html

I think only a vocal minority actually denies or excuses Japanese actions in WWII, the majority are just completely apathetic.

>>79007204
I squat and shit an Ihave a full blown toilet

>>79022892
Are you nine feet tall?

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>>79020655
But they weren't. My biologicals weren't indian. My bio mom was german/british my biological father was indian/african apparently.

>>79019883

Germany does that too, I think.

A lot of countries will just add corn and beans to something and call it American.

>>79002169
I'm nearly 27 and white and people think I'm 16 when clean shaven, my mom is 58 and people think she's 40 and my dad is 62 and people think he's 50.
Not everyone ages gracefully.

>>78978081
大人じゃないんですか。

>>78995291
Also that one guy who keeps posting pictures of shit he brought at a store.

>>78986466
>AKAN!

>>79021011
>if you ignore certain crimes then white people go to prison more than black people

>>79021011
>have been convicted of crimes

This is the key point. It's not that black people commit more crimes, it's that they're far more likely to be convicted, white people are more likely to get away with it.

Drug crimes are a classic example. Drugs effect both black and white people the exact same way, the addictions and subsequent crimes caused by addicts are the same. Sociologically each race commits the exact same number of drug crimes per capita, yet blacks are far more likely to be criminally punished for it.

Same thing goes for false convictions. If you look at all the death row inmates who've been cleared due to DNA evidence over the last twenty, thirty years or so (that is they were falsely convicted), the vast majority were black.

These things also are true for poor white people, but with black people it's even moreso.

>>79027159
>It's not that black people commit more crimes
Except it is. They ARE more likely to commit more crimes

>>79027159
>Sociologically each race commits the exact same number of drug crimes per capita, yet blacks are far more likely to be criminally punished for it.
What most statistics on this don't take into account is that a massive number of charges for drug possession only happen once the suspect has been detained and searched over a completely different crime. If black communities have a crime problem in general then naturally they're going to have more people getting arrested over drugs because those people drew attention from the police.

>>79019966
>Barefoot Gen is really damn under-rated.
it's a really good movie, but god it's sad as fuck and dark as fuckity fuck, I have only watched it once, but after that one time never again.

>>79027159
I remember reading a paper about black familys and the odds of their kids going to college and shit, it was sad as fuck if: no father? well you are fucked up; criminal records? godlord, better kill yourself man, you are going down. It was really sad, literally no chances of getting out of the criminal life or even finishing school.

>>78978081
>kid spends hours preparing for future exams
>constantly studies to learn more
>goes to class
>teacher is some shit weeb
>spends class going OOOO scary ghost game
>get annoyed teacher is holding you back and falling behind
>hurrr dum kid be kid no fun allowed
Mary is an example of the shit weeb teachers that go to Japan and provide kids with fuck all knowledge cause of their ineptitude.
>inb4 neckbeards defend their flawed waifu

>>79028148
so basically Peggy Hill teaching Spanish

>>79028148
In case you're illiterate, the kids initiated the game

>>79028208
Basically yeah.
>>79028232
So she is also incapable of stopping her students from doing anything and let's them just run around? Looks like poor classroom control is another reason she's shit. Thanks for pointing it out anon.

>>78978192
you should also boo fogle

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>>79028296
>No fun allowed, ever
Calm down there, Eggman. Kids being kids is not the end of the world.

>>79028410
It's a school retard.

>>79028296
obviously this happened during a break, not actual classtime

>>79028463
calm yourself catholic school no-fun-allowed meister.

>>79028492
Children should be studying at all times while on school grounds. It is not a place for playing.

>>79028562
there's like a shitload of research that says different.

>>79028532
Hey, i went to Catholic School and even we had more fun that this grouch would allow. If anything he sounds more like those super strict asians.

>>79028562
All work and no play make Anon a dull boy.

>>78978638
people sperg about it because she draws herself in the comic in the same cutesy style she draws everything else in it in.

>>79016024
I wasn't making excuses. It's just what I heard. I think Japan's treatment of this issue sounds maybe not as bad as Turkey's denial of the Armenian genocide, at least. That doesn't make it a good thing, of course, just possibly less shitty than another shitty thing.

>>79028562
But that's wrong. Objectively wrong.

>>79027950
People don't just spontaneously get criminal records

>>79028562
This guys trolling, but it seriously depresses me to know there are people out there that believe that.

>>79028562
>thinking children should be in school at all and not working the mines

>>78998357
She looks like a nice person but based on the comic I expected her to have eyes.

>>79028969
>working the mines
>not sweeping the Chimneys and shining your shoes
Anon please, we have machines that can do that work more efficiently then some pint-sized brats. Better to put their small malnourished bodies to work elsewhere.

>>78998357
I think her glasses are a large part of what makes her look older than she is. She needs more fashionable frames.

>>79002996
I learned how to melt birdshot into slugs and make rabbit sausage from my 10th grade English teacher. Also that becasue doesn't usually require a comma before it becasue becasue has a built in pause.

>>79029077
But did you learn how to spell the word 'because?'

>>79029233
>>79029233
Npe, spalling iz nt ny wealhose.

>>79020732
That and the fact that petty crime is absurdly common in Brasil. In Brasil is relatively common for some people to open a snack package in the supermarket over the excuse that they will pay it later but them you find half eaten good abandoned later.

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>>79028998
If you notice her glasses it is pretty thick and make her eyes tiny. In other words even if I love glasses girls she is a person that would benefit from contact lenses immensely. Even if just to reduce the thickness of her glasses.

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>>79028998

>>79018797

That's the joke dummy, she's been in Japan so long she thinks being six feet tall is good for playing basketball.

>>79030266
She looks like such a teacher. It's clearly what she was born to do.

>>79030342
Feels like /co/ is the most autistic board wih all these anoying pedantic guys who can't understand a joke. I mean not the internet autist that is just a jerk, the clinical autists and spergs.

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>>79027159
>>79027159
>they're far more likely to be convicted, white people are more likely to get away with it.

False. When you compare white and black suspects, and hold everything constant except for race, blacks are actually less likely to be prosecuted following a felony, and are less likely to be found guilty. Disparities arise from differences in crime rates, weapon usage, prior offences, and severity of crimes.
http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_2_criminal_justice_system.html

The National Crime Victimization Survey proves that there's more crime in black neighborhoods. Do white people do drugs as much as black people? Maybe, but higher arrest rates for drug crimes are due to hot-spot policing (which is due to higher rates of violent crime in black neighborhoods, not racism). Additionally, there's a social aspect of being a drug dealer in a black community (having "street cred"), which is why blacks are far more likely to sell drugs on the corner while most whites sell them from their homes.

>>79030709
>asians shot at 12% of the time
>for some reason never shoot back
>yfw honorabu samurai meme is real

>>79031533
Asians also don't have guns.

>>78986621
>Mama Mary-sensei

That looked Catholic for a moment.

>>79030035
I like how the first bubble is saying that the English words are actually Japanese in Japanese.

This comic is getting dumb

>>79021752
wait, woodshop is actually taught?

I thought it was a relic of the past that adult writers reminisced from childhood?

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>>79033273
Don't worry it will be over in a couple months when she either comes back to the US or becomes homeless in Japan.

>>78979814
What's the site? x2

>>79028148
But that's the point. They don't hire the gaijin to impart knowledge, they hire them to provide the kids with someone who's natively fluent in English for listening and talking practice.

>and she's not even my taipu of waifu

>>79033434
I hope that just means we get an arc about her being reverse culture shocked by returning to America, and then she misses Japan so much she eventually goes back.

Or a webcomic about a homeless American trapped in Japan would be good too, but it'd probably be hard to make and post it in that position.

>>79033540
It's ogre, m8. Back to Kiwi Blitz.

>>79031718
Anyone can have guns in FREEDOMLAND!!!

>>79033434
Isn't she just coming back home for the spring break?

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>>79030578
These two women in the pic are the same person. Not plastic surgery.

>>79033641
In liberal strongholds like NYC, NJ and parts of Cali it is near impossible for a law abiding citizen to lawfully obtain a firearm. This obviously keeps criminals from getting them.