Why are Marvel superheroes so fucking stupid?

MU is stupid place.

They are people who fight, not negotiating. Boxers are usually not the brighest bunch either.

>>78977220
I wonder if you can apply that to all Marvel denizens, the amount and variety of attacks and collateral damage leading to a large portion of the population being actually brain damaged.

>>78977255
Not as much direct brain damage as the PTSD that affects your actions and decisions.
Think they showed some of that for iron man in the third movie.

Peaceful negotiations and coexistence would make a terrible comic. People read comics to escape the dull, grey and often depressing world of reality and experience a colorful, bright world in which there is hope

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>>78977211
>Gotg
>anything related to cosmic marvel at all
>Giving a shit about a ''civil war'' on earth

Hey guys remember this? me neither...

>>78977211
Because the people writing them are stupid.

>>78977327
According with the "leaked spoilers" Thanos is involved.

>>78977354
Gotta push Thanos into spotlight. He's big bad of movies, after all.

>>78977211
Poor Mad Thinker, he's been predicting the future with math for 50 years and nobody ever cared, but then some fucker comes along who also uses future math and everyone pays attention to him

>>78977211
Who is that dude on the right?

>>78977395
Spider-Woman's husband.

>>78977395
Captain Johnny Test

>>78977395
Human Torch

>>78977395
Carl Danvers. Ms Marvel somehow feminine yet very masculine long lost twin brother.

>>78977211
Why use your brain to solve problems when you can just spout memes and punch things until they solve themselves?

>>78977327
That entire chapter was really sad. He was just trying to get some rest
>>78977367
Fuck thanos coming back to earth. Is starlin still not considering canon?

Falcon: "What do we do?"
Cap: "We have a reasonable civilized discussion where we exchange views, respect each other's opinions, and work towards an amicable solution."

>>78977502
Considered*

>>78977502
Like canon is something Team Bendis gives fuck about.

>>78977211
What is Starlord doing there? Is he lost?

>>78977680
>he's written by Bendis
>event is written by Bendis
>Bendis ties in all books he writes into his events
He probably drops by to pick up cassettes for walkman that Gamora gave him or some shit.

>>78977211
Who's the guy in the middle ?

>>78977803
Probably the new mutant who can predict the future.

>>78977803
Homer

>>78977211
Because a character's intelligence is limited to just under that of their writer.

>>78977869
So everyone written by Bendis should technically be a fucking vegetable.

>>78977327
Fucking THIS. Who gives a rat's ass about some random fucking civil war on a backwater planet when entire galactic civilizations are collapsing

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The only thing good to come out Bendis is Miles Morales but even then he's probably going to turn it into shit. Marvel has went shit but then again it's been shit for a while. The whole "Heroes vs Heroes" thing seems to be extremely popular. I get there can be conflict among heroes but this is just overboard. I wish they would start writing good villains. I was hoping Secret Wars would've been good for MU but it's not really. There are some nice issues every once in a while but the consistency of quality is just.... I have to go to indie or DC for good comics these days.

Reposting the fanfic some guy posted in NeoFAG that might be true since
>Bendis

You guys have absolutely no reason to believe me, but I’ve read the script for the first issue of this. Here’s what happens (hint, it’s pretty bad)!

The guy who can see everything in the future? He’s an Inhuman named Homer. I shit you not. No code name, no Inhuman moniker, just Homer.

Homer helps the heroes beat some big bad and Captain Marvel takes the opportunity to start using Homer to solve future crimes.

OFF PANEL, both War Machine and She Hulk die fighting Thanos as Carol learned he was landing on Earth to try to get the Cosmic Cube again thanks to Homer.

Tony swears revenge on Carol for getting Rhodey killed, while Jennifer lies dying on a table, her last words urging Danvers to keep using Homer to look into the future, even though she’s, you know, dying.

>>78977211
In Marvel:
>Discussing Politics immediately makes you angry
>You wouldn't like the MU when it's angry.
>Anger leads to hate
>Hate leads to the Darkside
>Listening to Pink Floyd's "The Darkside of the Moon" chills you right the fuck out.
>Ice man 2 chill
>Except Bobby's gay now.
>Or he was in the alternate past timeline.
>Where Jean Grey is trying her Yaoi fanfiction IRL
>And Wolverine and Spider Man tip back a beer and just say "Redheads." "Redheads."
>Fist bump 'cause they know.
>And Bo Knows.
>Like Bo Knows NFL Superpro
>And when two teams in the NFL take the field it's WAR!
>Which is why there's a new Civil War conflict.

So what is the logically reason to do a Civil War 2 except that the movie is about to come out?

>>78977271
>People read comics to escape the dull, grey and often depressing world of reality and experience a colorful, bright world in which there is hope

Which doesn't describe most modern capeshit at all.

How come someone like Doom never strikes will heroes fight amongst themselves?

>>78978270
Thats literally it. They keep rehashing storylines from the movies which are adaptations of shit that already happened.

After the Secret Invasion they realized they shouldn't have infighting, and here we are again, going against all logic.

>>78977327
Remember when Earth wasn't the center of the Multiverse?

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>>78978234
I am quite familiar with the 1966 Batman movie and follow this logic perfectly.
Have a catwoman.

>>78977211
because they are written by people whoe dream was to become a comic book writer

>>78978294
You could say that about any major villain.

>>78978283
>Which doesn't describe most modern capeshit at all.
Of cource it doesnt. Cape comics are mostly the infinite brazilian soap opera by now.

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>>78977211
>Why are Marvel superheroes so fucking stupid?

I have no idea
Citizens of NYC are famous for being polite, level-headed individuals who get along with everybody

>Americans
>stupid
Gee, who would've guessed?

>>78977211
cause hero vs hero sells more.

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>>78977211
Does FalCap being on tonys side here and against tony on the other pic count as switching sides?

>>78977327
>I don't care bout your B-list Adventures, Nova
>please care

>>78981111

I would say no because teaser images are worse than covers for containing lies.

>>78977680
>>78977711
The sad part is that Bendis, while not doing an spectacular work, is actually improving on the stories he's trying to tell with the Guardians.

>>78977211
Because that's how they're written.

>>78977211

God damn I hate the new Captain Marvel look.

>>78977395
Brace Hardcastle

i hate the boxes on that bingo that go for the dumb /pol/ shit, like there aren't enough writing tics you gotta go for that dumb shit

>>78978141
this looks lewd

>>78984839
I agree. We could at least squeeze in some more Bendis troupes.

>>78977211
So why is Spider-Man with Carol?
Does he still remember what happen to him for supporting Tony?

So, I thought the Civil War 2 rumor was nothing but I rumor. Jesus Christ, really Marvel?

>>78981111
>Beast blames Scott for something
>The X-Men are missing
Kinda contradictory of one another, don't you think?

>>78977211
Can Carol get any hotter? Is there anything hotter than a flipped up boycut on an attractive woman

>>78988244
That's why he isn't with Tony this time around.

>>78988380
He's in Uncanny Inhumans. And to be fair, everyone's hinting that Scott actually DID do something this time.

>>78981111
Just skimming through I can already cross 6 spaces that are a guarantee at this point.

>>78981130
>Iron Man before the film
>not B list

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>>78988423
Makes sense. Does he gets any extra benefit for being in Team Carol?

>>78988505
I dunno, man.
I can't look into the future.
This time it seems like both teams are a bunch of bitches.

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>>78984839
>dumb /pol/ shit
It's Marvel shit in general you faggot. Bendis also makes a point to remind people a character is Jewish.

What does Claremont think about this Capt. Marvel? He had tried so hard to make her a good character in the late 70s.

>>78985800

i'm legit shocked that "Final Battle is skipped over and then expositioned about during aftermath" isn't on there
or "Character Bendis hates gets shat on" maybe "Ending involved barely foreshadowed new threat"?

also characters switching sides is so obvious that it doesn't need to be on there

>>78988505
team carol can stop crimes before they happen
Peter's whole life revolves around guilt for letting a crime proceed when he could have stopped it, which cost him his father figure.

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>>78977978
>caring about Cosmic crap at all