I think we better thing of something Edition
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Write jaspdemption without it being literally the same schtick as peridemption
protip YOU CAN'T
jaspfags BTFO- yet again
I hope so desu. But not Ruby and Sapphire, someone else. And it must be really awkward for both parties involved.
Someone should draw the CG as if they were OC's designed by a fan.
Jasper becomes corrupted on earth, it turns out corruption is the byproduct of something Homeworld unleashed on the rebels.
CG's cure her, and she basically has an about face like all the US soldiers who got cancer from the agent orange the US dumped on them.
>I assume YD has a lot on her plate and doesn't has time to think trivial matters such as a defective Peridot talking back to her
Well, I doubt that because she seemed pretty analshattered. What Peridot said to her was the equivalent of saying, "You're an idiot, go fuck yourself." Plus she seems like a complete control freak and those type of people hate it when someone tells them off. It's cutting the wrong wire to a bomb.
My wife and my daughter have been dead for 3 years now... but it's alright now.
I had a dream of my wife.
She was dead,
But it was all right.
I did it three different ways several times in past threads. Just like I did for Peridot when she was definitely never getting redeemed.
The only gem I couldn't write it for was Lapis because she has no character.
Shot and killed by some Drug Addicts in our home. Sometimes I still have the images in my head. Hoping that a bullet from the gun I was holding to my temple would paint a new picture over the images... I was too much of a coward.
Why are all Lapisfags so miserable? The only happy one I can think of now is the anon that is trying to fap to her every day, and he's banned from /co/.
Please help, I'm becoming addicted to Peridot.
I don't even like the color green really.
Nah but you losers can jam with us if you want
then post one of them if you've already written three
because no one has given even a single worthwhile one so far ever
Peridot trying to get information out of this thing?
I like all Homeworld gems equally and I've had a pretty simple life
apart from some mental illness.
True, I'm happy for him. His waifu is finally coming back.
Not gonna lie, read it in his voice and it made me laugh.
>Waifus a fucking embodiment of water
Because she tries hard despite her shortcomings
I know what you mean. I've got a serious cold at the moment and every time I blow my nose and see the glowing green mucus that's come from my head, I can't help but think of Peridot.
She's a great mom when she doesn't fuck up. It's such a shame that she didn't spend any time with baby Steven.
>tfw no redeemable jasper character arc
>tfw no jasper song about her friends killed in battle
>tfw no jasper who blames the rebellion but whose view changes to blame her superiors
it's truly the worst feel
>YFW Ronaldo is getting closer to the truth
Eh, I didn't save it, lemme give youa quick green text of one.
>Jasper washes up on shore somewhere
>is able to get him alone and is slightly deranged
>steven tries to reason with her, but she figures if she captures him and brings him back homeworld will forgive her transgressions
At this point it can diverge to where either the gems capture her, or nearly capture her and Steven gives her a choice, or she can somehow make it offworld with gem tech.
From the gem homeworld:
>Jasper presents Steven they are disgusted but intrigued.
>they don't forgive Jasper and throw them both into gail for interogation and shattering
>Jasper is losing it, but Steven is able to leave because gem tech doesn't work on him
>offers to get Jasper out despite what she did
>perplexed she follows and helps him steal a spaceship to get back to earth
>Steven ecxplains to other gems what happened, and Jasper slowly becomses a part of the crew with yellow diamond's crew in hot persuit
That's just one, I've got two more I thought up on the fly that don't involve homeworld too.
>tfw we'll never get official HW dakimakuras
>, i want her to engage in gorilla warfare against the CGs until YD gets to Earth.
She can do both anon. Then she can train the gems in her tactics and be the Orange Vegeta we need.
zuke draws pearl really cute, what are you on about
I like this line of thinking, that the real rebellion isn't smashing something until it breaks, but the gradual change of viewpoint espoused by the Crystal Gems which spreads like wildfire.
>blaming those you swore allegiance to because your enemies killed your buddies
>joining your sworn enemy because your leaders are dicks
Never ever. Jasper is many things, but weak isn't one of them. Jasper personifies everything Yellow Diamond stands for. Strength, conquest, brutal tactical efficiency. She'll remain a villain to the very end, and after she's defeated and humiliated, she'll disappear to try and regain her strength for her next shot at revenge. Mark my words. Jasper won't turn unless Yellow Diamond herself turns. And even then, I doubt she'll just roll over and accept it.
Just stating facts man. She has only displayed anger and hate canonly.
All the bullshit jasperfags have associated with her is delusional
She will be dead or bubbled by the end of the season
>Not wanting the Gems to try and bond with a young Steven
You know that actually might be possible.
There are all these stories about people selling their soul to the devil in exchange for material gain, but if it's that easy to give your soul to someone you can probably take them if you get them to sign a contract.
>every major character so far has had development
>but jasper is going to be an exception to this because I said so
Reminder that Steven Universe is just a ripoff of Star Jewel.
Will episodes eventually return to a regular broadcast?
>A war is being fought between the goddesses of dark and light. While the former try to steal the jewels from innocent women, leaving lifeless husks, the latter hunt the evildoers. Both types of goddesses are equipped with powers to fight, but their strongest weapons are their retractable penises—flooding the enemy with pleasure is the only sure-fire way to win.
>development automatically equals redemption
She will be steven's foil. A gem he can't just talk to and will have to bubble or smash. Much better than oh i'm a good guy now cause feelings or whatever
Next one is basically this >>78976648
Jasper is still antagonistic and stages attacks on the gems to get the to relent, each time with her being repelled and Steven trying to get her to join.
It'd require her to be saved from shattering at least once though so what he says gets to sink in. Eventually she'd drop in peridodically to train with Steven and talk to him, trying to figure out why Rose ( him) adpoted this form and this way of life. It'd be an increibly slow burn, but she'd be like Piccolo for a while. and then finally be the bara mom we'd want.
Most scenarios involve her being aggressive because that speaks to her character, but theere's a much worse way to do it.
>Jasper washes up on the shore ( again since we're probably not seeing Malachite again for a while)
>She's completely broken, her time with Lapis has made her a shell of her former self
> Steven finds her first and soon after the other gems, probably Peridot first.
>"Steven you can't help her! She's dangerous and if she ever gets her memory back she'll kill you! She tried it already with me and I WAS ON HER SIDE!"
>"But look at her Peri, she needs help, she needs us"
> Unsure look from Peridot cutting to Steven taking care of her, reading betime stories and watching tv on portable videos.
>This continues for a while with Peri and Steven sneaking off to take care of thier sick pet Jasper
>eventually one of the gems get suspicious and follow them there
So at this point, you could have the gem's appearance trigger her into getting her memory back, and from there she could get violent or fearful. I think Angry Lapis might be best for this, but I feel like Lapis would be the last to join.
Another alternative form this point would be Jasper getting her mmemory back suddenly and genuinely questioning why Rose took care of her and understanding him better.
if she only has one eye i'm killing myself
don't let me down, sucrose
I think the whole point of Steven is that there isn't a gem he CAN'T talk to. Even when he gets to Yellow Diamond, I doubt he'll smash her. He'll bubble her with the thought that one day, he'll change her mind.
She'd say that Rose was the Messiah and Steven is the second coming.
it's not that she's a slut, really. it's just that she's been with Blue Diamond for... a long time. and Blue Diamond broke her. she's on autopilot so that she doesn't have to think about what Blue Diamond's forced her to do.
But anon, that's wrong.
>Pearl kills Steven to bring Rose back
>Rose is so happy to see Pearl
>they live happily ever after
is a much more reasonable scenario.
>AU where Lapis's only friend is the special needs child down the block and everyone in the neighborhood knows that the only thing she's good at is letting herself be fingered for two dollars a pop
I think that Pearl loves both Rose and Steven, but she couldn't choose between one or the other if she was given a choice. She probably wish that she could have both Rose and Steven.
Rose gave up her life to give Greg, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet the most wonderful gift ever: her son.
Diamonds aren't forbidden from contact with other beings--no-one would dare go against a Diamond--but it's not done. which is unfortunate for Blue Diamond. so, the only way she could slake her thirst was to force her servants to... do things. and there's a lot that can be done when you're immortal. Blue Pearl went numb as a survival mechanism.
He's the son of Rose Quartz and Greg Universe, of course he'd be wonderful.
It was a calculated strategy. Rose was a supreme warmaster and knew that continuing a thousand year war was pointless, wasted resources and would result in a neverending stalemate.
We've already seen that Steven is immune to a portion of Gem weapons, so even though he may be less robust he has an advantage of being able to just ignore a lot of what would defeat the others.
What if Steven's
kindhearted naivetegets in the way?
Post best tracks
This is my favourite! :D
>It's summer in the show
>It's gonna be a long way until they wrap back into winter
>No more cute pearl sweater
GOD DAMN IT SUGAR
What's with gems sitting on peridot?
Did i miss a memo on this?
Are you telling me you wouldn't sit on peridot?
I guess I just find her story close to mine. The whole 'longing for things that once were and never will be again' or some shit. At least she didn't die and leave everyone utterly destroyed like Rose Quartz
and my stepdad.
are you saying there are more pics of gems sitting on peridot?
I do think that Pearl's relationship with Steven is healthier than it was with Rose, but I wouldn't really say that she loves him more than Rose. As far as we know, Rose gave her freedom and individuality, and they fought in a war and have lived together with Garnet and Amethyst for thousands of years. But Steven is 14 years old, and she probably didn't visit him until he was ~5-7 years old, and have spent the more recent years training him together with Garnet and Amethyst.
Man, SU is really the Evangelion of western cartoons
Yeah that's pretty in character and made me chuckle.
I do hope the trend of pointlessly blackening characters is gonna die out though - or at least become more than rolling a d20 of ethnicities and crying if anyone disagrees with the outcome.
It's fun when they make minority/gay/fat characters white, straight or thin though. Anyone got that pic where Ian from crewniverse told a whiner that he might use his whitewashed pic as a twitter avatar?
Bullshit, Lapis is just as nonexistent as ever.
these stars make characters look like they're from ttgl
>you should see what she does after hours
>implying SU isn't already TTGL
Steven needing Rose's gem to survive or whatever happened was probably something they discovered late in the process.
How does one deign something shallow or more than adequate substance? No one can seem to give me an answer , just that "it's forced"
careful the rose fat deniers will hear you. I am dead serious
Okay, s guys remember Golf Quest Mini Steven was playing on the N64...do you think a hypothetical Mini golf gimmick themed rpg could work on the N64? I like the idea of what seemed like a possible decent RPG that doesnt take itself seriously. Strokes, putts, and puns galore.
I would totally play what looked like Final Fantasy but min golf themed.
I wonder how Sinbad feels knowing Mr. Smiley is the last okay thing he'll ever produce.
Well I was just joking about the fat erasure part.
But she isn't really as fat as some people draw her. I'd post the model sheets in comparison to her pregnant and normal design but I'm on mobile.
Take a generic anime, scatter it with 'profound' metaphors and imagery, make the plot uninteresting and secondary to the primary end of getting as much 'poetic' shit in as possible. Bonus points for using religious imagery (particularly crucifixion).
Congrats, you've made a classic.
Steven is Venom Snake
Rose is Big Boss
Garnet is suspiciously rational MGSV Ocelot
Pearl is Miller
Amethyst is Pequod.
me too. pearl made it seem like it was the worst, most humiliating thing in the world. but from the looks of it, they don't have to fight or do anything. sounds like the perfect life for a gem honestly.
But anon, Pequod is the h-
>wanting to be a boring housewife who is constantly told they should only look pretty and do basic tasks
You would be shamed for trying to learn any new skills in attempts to prove your worth. And no one would want a Pearl who wants to become something more.
How will Yellow Diamond die?
i would legit love that
yeah, but she IS fat, people will argue with you that she's not because they don't want to admit they whacked it to a fatty.
Well I meant SU but I get what you mean. Eva was good in that it was revolutionary for it's time, it hasn't aged terribly well and the bloated mess that erupted from it's carcass is appauling.
However it's inital themes of deconstructing the genere, building charcters with flaws, and interesting visuals are still something to behold. Unfortunately the filler bits and occasional meandering become way more apparent when you look back on it.
Basically it's a classic because of what it openeed the door to and the nuggets contained within.
Wait, that works by accident after the last Bomb. There just aren't enough people on Mother Base, and I didn't want to make anyone Huey
Even Steven can't deny her hotness.
So /sug/, what colour are Peridot's eyes under her visor?
A non-gem race will never step foot in Diamond base.
I hope they're green. No other character on the show has green eyes and it makes me feel like a freak
I fucking love that picture and it makes me want more Pearl x Steven badly.
This picture here, truth be told I hate the way this guy draws Pearl's face but I still like this one.
Anyone have the Pearl catalogue picture without the Tumblr noses?
What other dreams would you like to see Pearl holo project unbeknownst to her in front of Amethyst Steven and or anyone else?
Pearl killing Steven with an axe to unleash a severely confused Rose and a psychotically happy Pearl that her love is back.
A horrific nightmare where Pearl is forced to engage in a Beach City eating contest. Is eventually forced fed by everyone of Beach City.
I dislike the way pineapple taste when cooked.
The best kind of Pizza needs Peruvian cherry peppers on it. The rest is irreverent.
That is a lot better than the version I saw earlier I must say.
For me it's how she can be very soft spoken and tender while being a hard ass renegade.
why does everyone want pearl to eat so badly
True, I apologize. I was drunk earlier listening to Space Oddity while laying on my back on my bed tossing a 5lb ball up in the air.
I'm lucky I didn't break my nose or something.
Does anyone else not like Pearls original green socks? The rest of the outfit was fine but those damn socks.
i hope we see pearl more in the incoming episodes, im tired of the green faggot hogging the spotlight
I I like this ship.
And it looks like Seed is taking the beta route with Dewey.
I was kinda hoping for cuckery.
The little transparent skirt had a lot of charm imo. I mean yeah her first outfit isn't nearly as good as her current or the 80's design but still.
Why are leitmotifs so god damn great?
I had the biggest grin when I heard the hum.
I don't really ship, and obviously the yuribating (whenever it isn't just outright yuri) in this show is strong, but... I'm pretty sure that Pearl is at least physically attracted to Garnet, if not outright crushing on or enamored with her. Mostly because I think she probably uses Garnet as a substitute for Rose. While Garnet is more cold and aloof than outright affectionate like Rose, they're fairly similar: Rose was huge, powerful and supportive. She was the rock and foundation of the team. In Rose's absence, Garnet now serves the same role that Rose once did to Pearl. I think it was more to it than just Pearl wanting to be Sardonyx more.
seriously this shit sounds like something from a KH secret boss battle particularly the beginning to 0:57.
If a SU action game or wahtever ever gets made THIS song or something like it needs to accompany a hard as fuck bonus boss.
Yeah I noticed it too. One of my favorite scenes because of that.
Sugar mentioned at some point that every gem has their own associated instrument right? Or something along those lines?
What the hot mess of fresh fuck.
Good theory. I think Connie wants to rape Pearl. It's so obvious.
I think Pearl just wanted to be Sardonyx because being her made Pearl feel strong, even though she doesn't realise that she already is strong.
Garnet is drums (or synth drums? the flat sounding type), amy is wubby bass, pearl is piano. Steven is generally chiptune.
All the fusion themes are appropriate combinations. Sugolite is drum and bass for example.
The sound design in SU is really really clever.
Gonna leave this here.
Quick, speed this gift up slightly and put it with epic sax guy loop.
Oy vey, we got some goys here.
>Implying I'm a goy
Motherfucker as soon as Trump gasses Muslims and Mexicans he's coming for my people next.
Think of the kind of grudge a businessman like him would hold towards the jews
I want to marathon SU again
Then I realized how wierd it looked back then
The joke was that Jews manipulate goys into hating him.
If your the type of Zionist Jew that supports the Apartheid state of Isreal then you have more to worry about than Trump is the least of your concern.
>Quick, speed this gift up slightly and put it with epic sax guy loop.
I have an GIF editor to do that,just tell me how fast you want. (the delay seems to be set to 10,I can have it as fast as 0.01 seconds)
I got "Attack the Light" last night, and it's pretty fun.
Nothing too fancy, but a fun little RPG. Definitely appreciate the gems fitting classic archetypes (Garnet's the tank, Amethyst is the mage, Pearl is the ranger)
Set it to 0.07. This means it's a bit faster.
I might possibly have to make a few tries but something tells me I have to keep the speed to about 0.08.
Don't you taint that woman with your degenerate trash
>believing in politics
>not realizing it's one big show
>thinking Trump will be any different than any other candidate
You dumb niggas, I swear.
Has anyone considered the implications of Full Disclosure on this scene?
Now that we know how homeworld feels about hetero-gem fusions, the fact that Jasper went ahead with it here is actually pretty heavy.
Holo-Pearl is super good. Level it up as fast as you can and you can lock big guys down while you kill the small guys.
In this age of "freemium" trash Attack the Light was quite amazing. I mean for a phone game.
>Hetero fusion becomes a taboo rage in Homeworld
>Gems fusing left and right
>Fused crazed gems forcibly fusing with others against their will
>Lapis goes back
>Pure Lapis who's been stuck in a mirror for god knows how long
>Sees the heresy all around
>"STEVEN, HOMEWORLD ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE"
Mate, I'm a britbong. Besides, all your candidates are as mentally retarded as ours.
Would you really put if past her?
That's why I think that Rose had no idea about the Cluster, or Homeworld returning, or whatever. I think that making//becoming Steven was something Rose had on her mind for a long time, but Greg was the one who pushed her over the line, either by teaching her how to love, or making her realize that as she was now, she wasn't really capable of it.
pic related. 0.25,and it syncs perfectly (at least on my PC)
>tfw corbyn is going to fix 30 years of backscratching etonian politics
you can always kill yourself
never have to see a girly penis again
or get over it and accept we all run differently and crying about other people liking something does nothing but make an ass out of yourself