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Pearl Trio Edition

Previous thread >>78968183

>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.

1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/

>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0

>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg

>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw

>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU

>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
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Blu-rays when?
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PEARL A SHIT
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You have been permitted to order one (1) Pearl, courtesy of the Diamond Authority
Please note, the Yellow and Powder Blue models are no longer available
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Big prediction time:

>Peridot's defection worsens tensions between Crystals & Homeworld
>full-scale clash, Homeworld stops holding back and pits everything they have against Earth
>Peridot is a valuable asset to Homeworld, not completely expendable since she's incredibly knowledgeable of how clusters/kindergartens work; decaying empire that's losing its touch with expansion WILL look to whatever leads it can to stay alive
>pride falleth before a Gem, the situation with the cluster on Earth is dealt with but at a loss to Homeworld - somewhere down the line Yellow Diamond's obsession with authority and leadership will crumble everything
>greater awareness of the rebellion will not only increase public interests in Earth but also catch the attention of Crystal-sympathizers leading to migrations
>Homeworld in shambles, Gems turn to Earth as their new safe haven and find that the people aren't as welcoming of them when for once most of them are coming in peace
>Gems go from this weird thing that technically exists that no one talks about to a genuine part of society leading to a lot of prejudice
>it may escalate to the point of President Dewey confining Gems to internment camps that restrict their Gem abilities greatly
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A mere Peridot dares to calls you a clod, what do you do?
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First for connie /ss/
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i need bad pearl
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super sexy Peridot cosplay guys!
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>>78972647
beat off
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Nst for Awoooo!
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>>78972647
Rape
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>>78972638
where's our Pearl
WHAT is our Pearl
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>>78972641
tl;dr
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Yellow pearl is the best pearl
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>>78972616
>Please refrain from making multiple threads
>thread made at page 9
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Anyone got that lewd edit of Peridot pulling down her shorts from a few threads ago?
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>>78972647

fuse with my pearl out of anger
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Well, i'm finally as done as I can be with this picture after two threads

Enjoy the OC
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>>78972674
Sexy as fuck
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i am utterly determined to finish this fucking monstrosity
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>>78972664
Tell me that the one on the left isnt supposed to be Amethyst
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https://twitter.com/Z0NE/status/687505140899803136
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>>78972638
Sapphire.

Literally the exact same as Powder Blue but with a darker color.
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>>78972695
I need this so much.
Can someone remind me the trash guy's youtube name?
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>>78972638
pink pearl looks good to go
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>>78972663

robo pearl is better nigger
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>>78972705
Someone get this new image and post it (or link it) ASAP.

Please.
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>>78972695
Wat ep are you in? Keep going towel, i believe in you, you faggot
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This is what I needed it for.
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>>78972638
I'd have to go with Matte Green, she's really pretty
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>>78972690
>you will never hug Peridot after a long day of her doing maintenance on her Limb Enhancers
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>>78972690
Its perfect
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>>78972638
One Blue for me, thank you.
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>>78972697
I like that that the show is so simple, he's making porn so fast because of it.
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>>78972720
Bitch you mean knight Pearl.
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>>78972717
here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtDF-EgGaZL0pDG9wBbuWxQ
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>>78972731
why the fuck is this so funny
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>>78972695
You can do it man.

I hope I made it.
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>>78972668
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>>78972695
Can you post what you've got so far?
Or the /trash/ one?
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>>78972677
Our Pearl is a manufacturer's error
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Thick gems:
Jasper
Rose
Amethyst
Steven

Average:
Peridot
Lapis
And that acid gem.

Skinny:
Blue pearl
Yellow pearl
Pink Pearl

And the tall gems:
Yellow diamond
Blue diamond.
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>>78972647
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>>78972697
For fucks sake Zone, this is not a fucking cutie mark
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>>78972717
Trash Adventures
>>78972695
YOU CAN DO IT, WE BELIEVE IN YOU
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Is this pure love at its finest?
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>>78972737
Why live?
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>>78972717
Oh, you mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtDF-EgGaZL0pDG9wBbuWxQ
I'm really glad someone is doing a good job with /trash/, since I will never touch the place.
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>>78972638

I don't condone the ownership of Pearls, but Lilac does weird things to my penis, so Lilac.
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>>78972638
I'm torn between Light Plum and Pink.
One is cute, the other looks like a slut.

Wait, what he fuck am I saying. In that case, clearly the correct answer is Light Plum
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>>78972791
>I will never

That's what they all say.
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>>78972638
Dibs on Red
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>>78972784
"it was just a broken toe!"
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BUT WHAT IF HIS PENIS
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>>78972638
plum definitely
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>>78972818
IT WONT
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>>78972731
Best use yet. Have some Knight Pearl.
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>>78972674
>the feathers are still the light purple color of her hair
Man, I love the little stuff they do like this. When Amethyst turns into animals, if they have fur or feathers, they make sure to make them primarily her hair color and have everything otherwise be her skin color.
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>>78972638
Not hating, but I don't really like any of them as well as the 3 actually in the show.
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>>78972725
I am halfway through the posts for Steven's Birthday. I originally thought that if I limited each session to only 45-50 screen captures, then it would be easier to work with, but it has backfired. I am using 2 to 3 voice samples for each screen, each lasting anywhere from 1 second to 20. Not to mention the position framing for the animated sections sucking out more time.
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>We've all got something to fear

What did she mean by this?
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>>78972638

Grey please
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>>78972638
None. These are all shit. Why does everybody have a cold?
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>>78972695

Please and thank you glorious golden god.
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Daily reminder that Stevidot is the purest ship and canon endgame
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>>78972800
>Lilac does weird things to my penis, so Lilac.
It's the exposed armpit, isn't it.
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>tfw you realize there are probably other rose quartz
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>>78972638
I'll take Light Grey
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>>78972697
The show is finally good for something.
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>>78972841
The Cluster you dingus.
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>>78972638
wait, are the Pearl(s) human sized or would they be proportionally as small to us as they are to Diamonds?
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>>78972784
>I-i was healing her toe!
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>>78972841
Yellow Diamond
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This is my Pearl, there are many like it, but this one is mine!
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>>78972817
>the why is connie in her underwear?
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>>78972841
Her manager
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>>78972834
Whenever I see those three together I can't help but think of the G1 seekers.
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>>78972695
is that fucking jackal music?
my nigger
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>>78972638
Matte Light Purple please, her poncho reminds me of someone.
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Fill the blanks /sug/
Pearl is for ______
Blue Pearl is for ______
Yellow Pearl is for _______
If I had 3 Pearls i would ___________
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>>78972863
All Pearls are exactly the same height. So that means that these Pearls are the same size as the TERRIFYING RENEGADE Pearl.
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>>78972635
This, AT got releases and the first two for RS.
Come on, CN.
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>>78972854
>There is also a small chance of one of those rose quartz also fucked an ape while she was on Earth
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>>78972854
I dunno. She seemed really unique compared to the other quartz we've seen thus far.

I don't see "plant control" as being a standard power, even for a medical quartz.

I wonder if she learned how to do that separately during the war. If they discovered multi-gem fusion and possibly weapon summoning based on the war, maybe their other powers were also found through combat (like the plant control, garnet's electricity, or the shapeshifting)
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>>78972863
Each Pearl measures approximately 5.5 of your "foot" units
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>>78972695
>9 minutes

This is gonna be a wild ride bois.
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>>78972884
>there are many like it

Yeah because all of them are sluts
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>>78972890
uhh...she...couldn't get out of the bed to get dressed?
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>>78972904
>Fill the blanks /sug/
>Pearl is for SEX
>Blue Pearl is for SEX
>Yellow Pearl is for SEX
>If I had 3 Pearls i would TRIPLESEX
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>>78972784
>connie's slender legs
hot damn.
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>>78972904
>Pearl is for sexual
>Blue Pearl is for sexual
>Yellow Pearl is for sexual
>If I had 3 Pearls I would make them shapeshift a vagina and fuck them all.
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>>78972854
Yo, her name is Rose Quartz. Of course there's more, you cant just have tanks on your army, you need healer/defenders
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>>78972901
>Buddy meets Steven
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>>78972854
>tfw you realize there are other Lapis Lazulis.
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Do gems have funerary rites? While they can't die of age, they can die of damage/fall in battle and whatnot? Do they even show respect to their dead? It doesn't look like HW does because of the cluster
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>>78972854
hmmm, maybe yes.
like, for every 1000 amethysts, theres 100 jasper's, and 1% chance for a rose quarts
who knows, different planets, different gems
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>>78972904
Pearl is for kill
Blue Pearl is for kill
Yellow Pearl is for kill
If I had 3 Pearls I would kill
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What do the gems do when they discover actually earth gems? and see them used in clothing and jewellery.
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>>78972904
The answer is always the same.
love
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>tfw no on-model sardonyx/opal r34.
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>>78972638
Matte light plum
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>>78972837
Sheeeeeiiiiiiiit
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>>78972690
Grand
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>>78972635
>>78972908
CN is pretty shit with physical releases.
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>>78972908
Except RS and AT were big successes.
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>>78972904
Blue Pearl is for kill
Pearl is for marry
Yellow Pearl is for fuck
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>>78972751
>>78972791
>Gem Cock Fights

It's like the 5th time I've watched this video and that doesn't fail to make me laugh like an idiot.

Just thinking on that makes me laugh.
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>>78972904
>Pearl is for BEST
>Blue Pearl is for SHATTER
>Yellow Pearl is for KILL
>If I had 3 Pearls i would Prove my devotion to the true Pearl by any means necessary.
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>>78972925
>howed she break her toe?
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Single Mom X Single Dad is a nice ship.
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>>78972893
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees this
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>>78972668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA
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what if earth pearl is first pearl ?
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>>78972981
What's SU's status?
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>>78972751
>>78972791

>To start discussion about best gem, I have come bearing lewds
>BASED
>BASED
>BASED

It's the foreign language gibberish that really sells it
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>>78973013
But Rose Quartz is technically still alive
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>>78972638
Mocha, please
Not sure why
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>>78972994
figures renegade-fags would be violent degenerates
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>>78972904
Pearl is for hugging and taking care of.
Blue Pearl is for hugging and taking care of.
Yellow Pearl is for Smugging and taking care of.
If I had 3 Pearls I would sit on the couch with them and watch movies with them.
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So like, am I the only one who put together that Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven's weapons are all the symbolic components for a guitar?
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>>78972919
I estimate, at the rate that this is developing, that v0.7 will likely be over 20 minutes long.
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>>78972938
Shut the fuck up, Ian. You don't know jack shit about armored warfare or combined arms.
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>>78972989
Too yellow.
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>>78972989
>/sug-trash/ is like the roman senate, but with more masturbation

top kek right there
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>>78972904
Pearl is for chores
Blue Pearl is for shapeshifting into the waifu I was denied
Yellow Pearl is for cooking my food

If I had three Pearls I would Wonder why I had three gems I didn't want instead of the one I do want
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>>78973047
Anon shut up
Or elaborate
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>>78972981
And SU is a dud. Be glad you got a DVD release at all.
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>>78973022
Original pearl, would that make her OP?
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>>78973038
That's his son anon.
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>>78973077
That'd explain her faggotry
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>>78973041
Does anyone have any good and detailed fanfiction that involves Peridot abuse?

I'm a sucker for hurt/comfort shit...or even just seeing my favorite character suffer.
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>>78973013
More Barb.
http://imgur.com/aIhA68X
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>>78972690
GOOD
16/10
they're really cute
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>>78973072

Shield = Body
Spear = Neck
Whip = Strings
Gauntlets = Stock
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>>78973077

so wait we've been getting it wrong all these years

op isn't a faggot she's a fucking dyke
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>>78973056
I dont give a shit faggot I can do what I want as long as I keep fucking Sugar the show is also mine even if I left
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>>78972938
Truly underappreciated.
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>>78973023
Failure. The only reason it's still is because it's made by a woman.
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>>78973109
There's that one where Ronaldo rapes her.
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>>78973047

>Neck, Body, String, and the Hands to play it.

You're on to something anon.

Question is which piece will Peridot be?
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>>78973099
Rose is dormant inside her Quartz still
I'm sure that'd make a plot point later in the season, maybe season 3
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>>78973109
man.
you must have loved last night.
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>>78973149
look at her gem she's a pick
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oh my goodness this gif
it's like I'm 2007 again
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am i the only one who really wants to see these two interact? and possibly ships them. if only a little
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>>78973149
What good are the hands without the head?
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Sooooooooo are these threads just waifufaggotry?
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>>78973141
That's not really a rational reason to claim that.
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>>78972966
i mean there has to be some out there

right?
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>>78973122
>page not found
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Reminder that Peridot is destined to die

Just like that one time Starscream joined the Autobots and died fighting Megatron
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>>78973154
>>78973142
Post them
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>>78973168
the pick of DESTINY?
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>>78973173
No you are not, i feel like they will become good friends
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>>78973178
Not at all, well sometimes, sometimes is excessive shitposting but when the timing and post is right, there can be discussion.
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>>78973103
It must be true then
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>>78973173
All gems should interact.
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>>78973184
Yes it is.
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>>78973178
With a good bit of discussion once episodes are released.
But seriously though, the show is partly waifufaggotry.
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>>78973154

Yes.

I just really like making my favorite characters suffer. It's really unhealthy. Just any fic that has Peridot hurt or something
>>78973142
Eh, sure, beggars can't be choosers. Was mostly wanting gem abuse and cracking Peridot and stuff
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>>78973178
son is this your first time on a general, ever?
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>>78973178
This is what happens during a hiatus. We theorize like mad for about four days, then we run out of theories and start yelling about our waifus.
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>>78972690
Wonderful!
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>>78972854
I could see there being other Rose Quartz, but I wouldn't be surprised if they looked different from 'our' Rose. Rarer gems probably aren't identical to each other like the cannon fodder.
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>>78973139
You're talking back now? I've never said this before, but I am extremely grateful bruises don't show up as well on you. Also, I have a special treat for you tonight. I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "fregging you in the sasshole."
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>>78973172
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>>78973222
>We

you and your trips don't count as "we"
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>>78973197
>>78973154

Did anyone get screencaps of that weird person with all the Peridot snuff greentext stories? Can someone find them in the archive?
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>>78973210
Why?
Explain
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>>78973150
It's been established that she's gone for good.
Otherwise, it'd undermine the whole "Steven taking up the mantle" plot.
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>>78973013
Barb could handle the MURDERCOCK
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>>78973243
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
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>>78973122
Yowza!
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>>78972638
>Pink has twin drills, an exposed tummy, and nothing but pantyhose for bottoms

UNF there was never another choice
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>>78972664
the one with the triforce shirt is a guy isnt he?
id still take him/her over the tumblr hambeasts
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>>78973202
here's to hoping they get a good amount of interacting time with each other in the future!
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>>78973250
If SU was ever cancelled, she'd just call out misogyny and CN would be flooded with hate. CN doesn't want that so they are forced to air SU.
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THE POSTER BELOW IS A TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL

DON'T TRUST HER LIES
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>>78973168

holy fucking shit anon
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>>78973271

Lapis would shred so fucking violently skwisgaar would be impressed.
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>>78972957
We haven't saw anybody in the show wearing jewelry( except Connie's glow ring). I assume human culture doesn't wear them because of the gem's influence on earth.
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>>78973291
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>>78973314
FUCK I GOT THE COMIC BOX SO IT FIT
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>>78973246
>Did anyone
>Can someone

we are counting on you
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>>78973291
Get out Wizard, you're the reason I stopped watching KR at all.
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>>78973306

don't hurt me
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>>78973232
Need I remind you that our thing started for your crave of big black cock?
>>
So what's Yellow Diamond going to do now /sug/? The next few episodes will be dealing with the Cluster and Malachite, but I don't think Yellow Diamond is just going to ignore Earth. Somebody has to be there for when the cluster emerges after all. Will she send a small team? Will she send an entire fleet?

How is Steven going to stop a 2nd Gem invasion? He can't just keep turning every gem who comes to Earth into one of his moms
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>>78973326
glorious sucrose
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>>78973291
I thought the power rangers had its own board
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>>78973297
Suger doesn't need to do a damn thing.
The fanbase will be enough to cause some noise for a month or two and that will be that.
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>>78973326
>Stopped at Wizard
Sweet Justice Batman, watch Gaim. Watch Gaim now. You can stop after that.
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>>78973326
Rebecca enough of this libel!
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>>78973122
>futa
Why? Fucking why?
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>>78973336
>So what's Yellow Diamond going to do now

crush the little shit with her bare fingers
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>>78973324
Can someone edit out the text?
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>>78973326

got any leaks sucrose
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>>78973355
Should've spoilered this.
It's too disgusting.
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>>78973257
She's got the body for it.
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>>78973297
>another SJW vs anti-SJW argument

i really wish both parties would just fuck off back to whatever holes they crawled from

both sides have pretty much surpassed furries in total faggorty at this point
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>>78973348
>a month or two

The shitstorm that would be raised over this show getting the can would be enourmous, and last a lot longer than that. If they canned this show while TTGO is still airing, even other fandoms would join in on the riot
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>>78972854
She's part of a semi-shattered Pink Diamond and Lion the other smaller shard. Calling it. I don't think there's more than one the way Jasper referred to her. "Rose Quartz" not "a Rose Quartz". Garnet is one of a kind too as most Homeworlds just call her "The Fusion"
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>>78973168
What Would Jasper be? A tuner pog?

Also Lapis confirmed for not a CG
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I can't even waifu gems anymore

I want the source

I want the Sucrose
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>>78973336
>The cluster should destroy earth
>it wont cuz destroyes by the crystal gems
>YD sends squad down there
>squad loses too
>YD comes herself
>Gems barely manage to make her retreat after quad gem fusion plus connie
>Things settle down
>time skip
>teen steven and connie
>A recovered yellow diamond is heading back to earth.
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>>78972695
Stay DETERMINED!
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>>78973333
>those repeating digits
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>>78973385
So, how's Zamii doing?
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>>78973373
It takes ten seconds in Paint to crop it out.
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>>78972638
I'm sure you'll all be happy to know that with a lot of love and care, I have cured all the Pearls of their colds.
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>>78973364
How else is she going to deliver a big package of salami?
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>>78973388
I guess I underestimated the fandom's zeal.
To be perfectly honest, I took a long break from SU and the fandom after the hiatus.
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>>78973284
>tummy
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>>78973364
>not liking futa
Are you some kinda faggot?
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>>78973420
You're a saint, their sinuses must feel heavenly at the moment.
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>>78973420
I want to work in a gem hospital now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZchHWND1eLE
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>>78973400
Why she change her hair
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>>78973374
http://i.imgur.com/p6oslrr.jpg

You'll be surprised by this.
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>>78973122
Futa Sadie when?
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>>78973396
oh malachite, whyd such a beautiful thing like you got to end up in such a shitty situation
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>>78973447
holy cringe.
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>>78973411
Christ someone get out the paint bucket tool and fix Steven
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>>78973459
That's one hell of a leak, where'd you find it?
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>>78973447
>Not goofy version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
Un fucking watchable.
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>>78973420
Thank you for your effort, I really hate the red nose
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>>78973246
>>78973154
>>78973197

Here you go
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>>78973420
>caring this much about tumblrnose
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>yfw
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>>78973483
i can't breath Holy hell.
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>>78972638
I'll take bronze
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>>78973385
>both sides have pretty much surpassed furries in total faggorty at this point

jesus fucking christ thank you for articulating it

anti-SJWs are the most obnoxious stupid scum to bandwagon like good little goosesteppers, and SJWs are a bunch of fat dumb rich lazy ugly fucks who have never done a single progressive thing in their life that isn't dyeing their hair and screaming about whatever is the latest popular 'problematic' issue

both set back the shit I've been trying to fight hard for, for fucking years, I hope both sides get strung up by a Hell's Angel gang
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>>78973464
I want to see a monstrous fusion like that be portrayed as something as good as Garnet. They wouldn't be mutated looking because it'd be abuse or anything, but they're just so incompatible. But they work anyways, you know? On all accounts, something that shouldn't ever be functional, but here they are, just something amazing.
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>>78973336
She has responsibilities anon. She's not going to just drop her empire to go crush a maggot a galaxy away. She'll send an a squad at most to take her back and harvest her for something humiliating.
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>>78973426
>>78973439
There's enough futa of the gems (where it makes sense). Can't I just have my MILFs?
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>>78973508
To be fair, it's a very noticeable feature on a Pearl.
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>>78973508
But the flu isn't sexy anon
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>>78972638
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>Heaven Beetle
Why hasn't anyone done this joke before?
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>>78973420
Thank you. It really stuck out when I noticed it.
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>>78973488
That's kinda hot
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>>78973534
Not with that attitude, my friend.
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>>78973336
>He can't just keep turning every gem who comes to Earth into one of his moms

I read this as "mons" and for a second imagined Steven as a pokemon trainer catching Gems
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>>78972638
I'm not one for 'black' girls, but that Cranberry Pearl has something about her...
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>>78973526
When did I say she'd go personally? I'm just saying it'd be weird if she didn't send something or someone, so what'll she send?
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>>78973527
no
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>>78973488
It hurts so good
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Would you betray your planet for her?
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>>78973564
>I'm desperately attracted to hot black women, but I'm supposed to hate the blacks, so
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>>78973420
Blessings be upon you, for you are a patron saint to these pearls.
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>>78973122
>I don't think my mail slot is rated for that kind of package!
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>>78973557
He is a trainer, he just collects moms instead of pokemon
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>>78973445
>gem hospital
>apply epoxy/tears to cracks/chinks/chips
>watch as it heals itself
>collect paycheck
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>>78973040

Fantastic taste
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>>78973577
Earth forever. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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>>78972943
>Peridot will never be shown at the centre of a Lapis Lazuli orgy.
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>>78973581
nigger
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>>78973488
>look at what I've written
>try to feel shame
>just want to write more

Sugar knows my darkest weaknesses, the bitch
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>>78973572
It's a tough time to be a MILF fan.
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>>78973525
exactly, itd be a nice take on something that isnt as 'held together' as garnet but still as stable
Love her skin color scheme, shes has great hair too
damn it
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>>78973336
>>78973401

i can't help but feel if they do a timeskip it will be after they deal with the cluster
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>>78973534
>Not wanting a pearl to pass her cold onto you and staying by your side when you're both sick.
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>>78973577
VIGILO CONFIDO, SNERSON SCUM!
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>>78973607
You want Pearl to have lovely, glossy, midnight skin, don't you anon.

Don't you.
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>>78973608
You are horribly broken. Keep writing before you start eating people.
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>>78973594
Thanks, I'm sure your pearl is nice too
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>>78973488
Are there any art fags that can do this. Or does anyone have more suffering peridot pictures?
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>>78972638
I'll take a Matte Lilac, please.

>>78972641
Here's my big prediction:
>We're going to get to see Rose one last time through Steven
>She reveals her past to the Crystal Gems when she was a stone-cold (get it?) soldier who kicked ass, took planets for the Homeworld, and racked up war crimes that would make an Obsidian say "Ow, the edge"
>Probably a few more revelations that even after becoming a good guy, Rose still did some unsavory things she regretted
>These revelations rock the Crystal Gems but steven still loves his mom. (And it turns out, she already told Greg, which is what rocks things for Pearl)

Also
>Garnet dies
>Everyone is crushed
>awkward period where everyone tries at least once to step up to the leader role (except Steven)
>Eventually, Steven does step up in a manner similar to Simon post-Kamina death.

>Pearl is getting her shit pushed when suddenly!
>"Pearl! Let's fuse!"
>"Y-Yes!"

>>78972677
>>78972768
or possibly a custom order, or a prototype for a new line of pearls that got cancelled.
>yfw Pearl was basically an HK droid
>yfw you will never hear Pearl address humans as "meatbags"
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>>78973587
Barb should have her mail slot filled. By GJamie.
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>>78973614
tell me about it

I want Barb and Vidalia to be fucking up a storm

God DAMN Sugar makes the hottest older women
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Alright 4chan, here's my question. I'm 6'3" 220, a strength lifter, and a competitive heavy weight boxer. I look like either a skinhead or a serial killer, take your pick. My friends tell me I'm a robot who can't feel emotions or empathy. I listen to mostly death metal. Why do I like this cartoon so much? does this make me gay?
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>>78973615
Sometimes the most functional relationships aren't the best. Sometimes people who would be the best together just don't work. Sometimes you both scream and yell and you're both full of rage but that doesn't mean you still don't love the other person.

Things don't have to be pretty to be good.
>>
i want to see pearl stab peridot in the in the stomach
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>>78973656
>watching a cartoon about women
nah
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>>78973447
Kill me
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>>78973656
It means you're human you fag.
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>>78973618
we can hope right?
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>>78972616
Whatever happened to "Oh god, Connie, look out!"?
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>>78973656

Everyone who watches cartoons is gay.
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Peridot is the key to all of this.
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>>78973656
It means that your looks, actions, and other tastes don't have any impact on the things that you find enjoyable. Welcome to the human experience m8.
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>>78972851

Possibly, but I prefer a little more hair in that location.
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>>78973670
In the in the stomach?
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>>78973647
I see a lot of people predicting that Garnet dies, but are you think both Ruby and Sapphire or just one of them?

Because I could see them killing Sapphire just so they don't have to keep writing her future vision in. It'd be cruel as fuck though
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>>78973652
>Go to Paheal
>Only find one pic of Vidalia X Barb
>Stumble upon Vidalia with a goddamn dick
Why can't /sug/ show love for mothers?
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>>78973122
Return to sender immediately. I don't want my mailbox tampered with.
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>>78973577
Hell no. There's nothing worse than a traitor.
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>>78973656
You're repressed and damaged inside and SU makes you feel something again. Stop worrying about being gay CHRIST that's all you ever worry about.

Just dress up as Jasper and do something horrible to some pretty little thing dressed up as Lapis; who cares what's under the skirt as long as she can stare at you with the right level of disdain?
>>
STATEMENT: HK47 IS READY TO DO CROSSOVER
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>>78973565
Oh my apologies I assumed that because everyone's hoping for it. She most likely sending that evac squad who's going to let peridot know hell is waiting for her back home and the discovered Crystal gems will start the war again.
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>>78973694
>several years later, Peridot's VA will do an interview where she understands why Peridot was hated so much
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>>78973717
forgot picture
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>>78973712
Amen brother
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>>78973670
Exciting how Peri is a candidate for causality.

I didn't know I was a sick fuck too
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoPj094gLDI

I'm more surprised it took this long than that it happened.
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>>78973656
>My friends tell me I'm a robot who can't feel emotions or empathy
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>>78972690
Very nice, good job!
>>
>>78973109
Garnet never admitted it but she still hated peridot for all the shit she talked. That fiery ruby side just couldn't let it go. So when she overheard peridot naïvely down talk fusion she lost it. She grabbed the dorito headed gem by the leg and dragged her into her room.

"What are you doing " cried peridot anxiously. But garnet only smiled as she held the defenseless gem down

"The same thing I did to make the others respect me" garnet responded as she lifted peridot by her hand with one arm and wrapped the other around her waist. Fear struck peridot when she finally figured out what was happening. Garnet was fusing with her by force. She tried to fight but Garnet was simply to strong. She begged pleaded but garnet simply continued the motions until they were both engulfed in the white glow of fusion. It felt like it only lasted a second, but that's all it took. Peridot emerged from the fusion covered in disgust and pleasure. But before she could even get back to her feet Garnet grabbed her again and started the motions all over again. The second time was even more pleasurable than the first. Peridot emerged from the fusion drooling like a tamed beast but Garnet still wasn't satisfied.
"Even Pearl took longer to break"
She grabbed peridot once more and continuously force fused with the defenseless gem over and over. It went on for so long peridot couldn't even remember how she thought fusion was disgusting, all she knew was that she wanted too be a part of garnet forever.


The next day Steven awoke to peridot sitting in Garnet's lap while playing around with the captain crunch box.

"You to seem to have gotten closer" Steve said. Garnet smiled and replied

"You have no idea"
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>>78973694
I think there's something wrong with me anon. I love Peridot to bits, but I always want to watch her suffer.

I want to pin her down and punch her in the gem

I want to pick her up and squeeze her, and drop her off of balconies and roll her down the stairs.

How can I protect my waifu from myself
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>>78973687
Something that happened to cold tea and Steven farted.
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>>78973694

Key?
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What do you hope she'll be like?
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>>78973632
I'd be lying if I said that wasn't incredibly hot.
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>>78973709
I don't know. I'm freaking DIAMONDS for Vidalia and Barb wasn't helping much either, nevermind motherfucking Rose the ultimate mom. I'm nuts deep into futa too, sure, but I like variety, you know? Something different.
>>
>>78973297
they did side with the cunt instead of Skyler Page when the incident happened, out of fear they'd be called misogynist
>>
>>78973717
[Attempt to do memory repairs despite having 1 in the repair and computer skills and 2 in hacking]
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>>78973713
If given the choice between killing a heretic and a traitor, shoot the traitor.
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>>78973740
Yeah i get called that a lot too.
>>
>>78973694
>>78973722
>implying all this snuffy shit is born out of a dislike for the character

some people just want to watch their waifu burn
>>
Should Barb and Sadie have dicks?
>>
>>78973761
OK Matt
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>>78973740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM

Just post the video
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any other fangfags in this thread tonight? reply to this with some fanged gems if you want
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>>78973739
im actually surprised as well.
But at the same time, there are more people being born that never watched spongebob.
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>>78973774
No.
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>>78973768
At least the heretic doesn't pretend to be something that he isn't.
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Which gem wud u hug?
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>>78973724

HK47 kills everyone
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>>78973774
Of course

Vaginas are gross!
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>>78973709
This one?
http://imgur.com/Zfyr9m7
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>>78973768
>not shooting both anyway
That's a blamming.
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>>78973761
Oh my god, Matt. You can't just say that kinda shit outloud.
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>>78973763
Funny, that chick is still not over what happened.
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>>78973768
Fuck off 40kfag
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>>78973774
NO, damn it! How the fuck am I supposed to write a fic where Sadie gets knocked up by Stevonnie then? Look, you keep the girlcock to a MINIMUM. You make it rare. You- christ nevermind. Nobody ever digs my fetishes anyways. I'm going back to Peridot torment and Pearl fighting her slave instincts.
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>>78973744
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD ANON
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>>78973761
Interesting revelation, Matt.
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>>78973761
Agreed. Futa has made SU porn stagnant.
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>>78973666
100% true, just cause the car runs out of gas doesnt mean you sell the car, you refuel it.
Relations, no mater how perfect have bumps
And though Malachite was made out of lies, hate and spite
Shes still a beautiful fusion
kinda reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEwJTOderQ
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>>78973761
>but I like variety, you know?
>instead of many women with vags, I like the same amount but with a penis instead

so much for variety
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>>78973706
I think it's really just been me and maybe two other people.

Honestly, I don't know myself. on one hand, I want to see a bit more of Ruby and Sapphire, but on the otherhand, that sort of thing can come before Garnet biting it, and it feels like, if nothing else, Ruby and Sapphire should at least have the happiness to die together.

>>78973717
>>78973724
>Pearl and Peridot find a really really really really really really old droid
>Fix him up
>ask him to bodyguard Steven
>Trauma and approval loss ensues

Though now I'm more imagining just a general crossover between the Steven Universe and Star Wars universe.

>Gems are the end result of some hyper-evolution in the denizens of the Star Wars galaxy
>That or the pinnacle of all droid tech which ended up supplementing organics
>yfw Yellow Diamond goes full UNLIMITED POWER! on Steven.
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>>78972616
I am cancer
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>>78973756
>Thank you for rescuing me spawn of Rose quartz.
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>>78973815
Mr. Queasy deserved better than what he got.

Press F to pay respects.
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>>78973806
Fool, it's a one-or-the-other choice deal. Learn some philosophy.
>>78973813
Fuck you, 40k is awesome.
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>>78973802
God fucking damn it! Is it too much to ask for standard MILF action!?
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>>78973847
F
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>>78973847
F
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>>78973794
Pearl

I don't get why Steven hates her watching him sleep. Fuck your stuffed animals, you've got a Pearl you could be cuddling!
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>>78973857
sorry m8, no vanilla MILF unless you're also a fan of /ss/
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>>78973841
I love this dude's Fakemons.
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>>78973756
Looks like something took a bite out of Steven's hair
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>>78973794
Peridot and Pearl.
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what's the consensus on smoking pearl?
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>>78972762
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>>78973847
He didn't have long to live anyway anon, he had a medical condition.
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>>78973794
Steven
I don't like children but if he were real I'd hug the heck out of him. Then likely go to prison for hugging someone else's child.
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>>78972854
Honestly they probably discontinued her line after the stunt CG Rose Quartz pulled on Earth. Diamond Authority decided that it was too risky to have more of them around and placed them all in objects/shattered them.
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>>78973836
No, I'm saying that I want to keep the futa to a minimum. Make it special, you know? Make it just one lovely facet of the gem. Make it rev the engine because it's an edge case instead of WOW EVERYONE HAS DICKS

There is a galaxy, anon. A rainbow starscape that never ends. Fetishes, further than your mind's eye dares to strain past the horizon. A trillion and one combinations and fantasies and situations to titillate every emotion and slake any lust.

And it's wasted on "but what if she a penis"
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>>78973881

bad pearl and haven't you heard smoking is cool :^)
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>>78973881
Some like her, some don't.
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>>78973874
...Shit, I'm down for that. Beats chick with dick number 9001.
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>>78973881
Smoking is bad and Pearl wouldn't do it
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>>78973878
Here we have shit taste in its finest form
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>>78973881
it doesn't suit her and it's a forced meme, like bad pearl and mean lapis but worse
smoking is fine tho
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>>78973881
Bad Pearl best Pearl.

Pearl sharing smokes with all the gems when
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>>78973647
since we saw how pearl reacted when the possibility that rose may have kept things from her i somehow think if there was a big revelation about rose that could've made or broke the group's trust/faith in her (war crimes/was really a diamond/etc.) and pearl didn't know about it would probably result in pearl leaving the group
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>>78972638

Blue.
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>the gems play dark souls

what happens

will the gems git gud

or die horribly ?
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>>78973847
He died a fucking hero. I hope he's feasting forever on buttery dungeness in whatever crystal heaven waits beyond.

F
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>>78973894
Plus, you're giving human females penises with no rhyme or reasons. Gems have the shapeshifter excuse.
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They don't deserve this. (When this is through,)
Now more than ever, (Mankind will fall.)
We are their hope! (They would not stand.)

They know no better. (They would not fight.)
They are not ready. (They never will.)
Even now there is hope for man! (Rose's words!)

She'll always love you. (You still believe?)
You left my heart broken. (Your only weakness.)
Our greatest strength! (Now we shall see)
You are not evil. (if they will stand)
You are not broken. (beside their hero)
We both know they'll never fight!

You finally get it.
There are no heroes.
Mankind is doomed.
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>>78973905
but that's what makes it cool, I like to think that she got all sad like after rose quartz turned into a retarded fat baby and resorted to vice.
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>>78973855
If it's a bolt, make them stand close to each other. If it's a laspistol, make them stand in a line. If you can't do either, beat the other to death with your weapon. The Emperor doesn't want to hear your excuses.
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>>78973918
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>>78973833
>>78973833
She always reminded me of this song actualy, but that one is good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM

Someday your bird is gonna fly
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>>78973894
That's nice and everything but your fetish is shit
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>>78973881
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>>78973928
Piss off Scraps.
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>>78973924
>peridot mods it to shit
>Pearl dies and yells in fustration
>Amethyst kills everyone
everone
>Garnet doesnt die once
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So, what do you think the cure for corruption will be? Repeated exposure to Steven being too pure for this world? Some artifact that's been mentioned or shown on screen? A so-far unmentioned artifact that may be in Homeworld's possession?
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>>78973420
>tfw you didn't realize that there were red noses in the original

I've been compromised, /sug/, end me for the greater good.
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>>78973924

The gems don't play meme games.
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>>78973932
Fair point, brother, but the battlefield is hardly that orderly and fortuitous.
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>>78973927
Exactly. There's nobody I care to peg as trans, there's a PERFECTLY GOOD Stevonnie RIGHT THERE, and the gems can sprout 17 screaming penises that fire chicken soup and fresh guinness if they please.
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>>78973374
>got any leaks sucrose
she leaks every time she thinks about Peri cherry
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>>78973939
What I don't understand is why futafags are so defensive about their fetish. Their almost as bad as lolifags.
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>>78972854
I doubt it. Pearl's self-esteem issues over being "just a Pearl" would probably have resolved themselves if Rose Quartz was in a similar position prior to the rebellion.
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>>78973967

Drawfags get on this.
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>>78973956
The best way to live a balanced lifestyle is to have both /co/ and /pol/ open during the day.

You get to watch cartoons while you watch Jeb Bush try.
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>>78973918
There's this. I like to imagine he just holds lit cigarettes when hanging out with Bad Pearl because he wants to be cool too.
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>>78973956
I didn't notice either until the 4th time I looked. It was really subtle, but one gem stood out, and then I saw them EVERYWHERE.
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>>78973973
You're thinking on the Duke.
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>>78973924
Garnet perfect-plays it.

Pearl gets to work with a build of mathematical perfection, spends six hours customizing her character, then dies to the Taurus Demon.

Amethyst gets bored and eats the controller.

Peridot hacks the game to give herself max stats and teleports herself into Gwyn's room before dying somehow.

Lapis panics at the title screen and floods the room.

Jasper dies once and smashes the controller.

Steven is playing Mario Golf.
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>>78973923

Already taken.

>>78972745
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>>78973877

He may or may not have caught fire.
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>>78973967
But nope, gotta give a cock to the normalfag mom. Why does she have a penis when give birth to children? Why does she have a penis at all? God knows.
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>>78973958
>dark souls is now a meme game

i think it's time to stop going to /v/. you'll probably enjoy games more.
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>>78973984
The worst part is that the Pearls' noses should be the same color as the rest of them. It's just how gem skin color works.
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>>78973924
Peridot and Pearl grind hard and beat it using pre-approved builds after doing a ton of research.

Amethyst gives up after twenty minutes of fighting the asylum demon.

Steven gives up after forty minutes of fighting the asylum demon.

Garnet does a perfect run using her future vision to cheat. She dies once to an invader using hacks and breaks the controller and system.
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>>78973989
>Lapis panics at the title screen and floods the room.
>Steven is playing Mario Golf.
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>>78973928
They'd set their skillful hands to the task of creating a Gem to bring about a change, to create a human to bring freedom, to create a man to save the world.

Fourteen years The Crystal Gems worked and on a cold night in the year 200X, Steven Quartz Universe was ready.

A perfect man, an unbeatable Gem, hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom.

Built for one purpose, to destroy Yellow Diamond's army of conquering Gems.

Ready
Willing
Prepared to fight.
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>>78973922
do you think she'd come back though? Because that might actually be some golden shit for story right there.

Possibly even a mini-side series focused on Pearl wandering alone.

Then coming back and needing to face the consequences of abandoning the group.
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>>78973989

Steven has good taste in games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=806KyO4lzcU

I wish I hadn't traded this to my neighbor in the mid 00s. Then again I got Majora's Mask out of it.
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>>78973909
>not wanting to hug Peridot
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>yfw mr. queasy is the final boss
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>>78973894
>>78973927
>>78973975
>>78973999
Ayy lmao.
http://imgur.com/xcFdDGw
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>>78974021
>Steven has good taste in games

anon he owns a gamecube for fuck's sake
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>>78973999
I dunno, man. I dunno. Those people are vanilla as hell. They put no effort into their erotica, they just keep sliding back to the same easy old shit time after time after time.
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>>78974029
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>>78973989
>Steven is playing Mario Golf
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>>78974003

>go on /v/
>2 threads of people praising hunni pop
>several threads basing any western game made with in the last five years

i don't get it senpai
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>>78974018
I really want the show to take a turn for the darker to be honest, like all the characters have their flaws but it feels like every episode ends up being another feel good ending no matter what. I wanna see pearl defect once she realizes that Steven isn't rose quartz anymore.
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>>78974034
...the gamecube was really solid with some fun titles? This isn't /v/.
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>>78974032
you think this is why marty ditched her
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>>78973924
Peridot becomes a Darkwraith and constantly shittalks people using her superior buffed Katana/claymore
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>>78974003
As a Dark Souls fan, I've to say that it got pretty meme thanks to OnlyAfro.

While his videos at first were funny, after he got too popular, well, meme happens.

>mfw I hear "Git Gud" from people who never touched Dark Souls
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>>78974034

Is that supposed to undermine my point or support it?
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>>78974029
He had a condition and that condition was hate
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>>78973744
>playing with the cereal box
I love that detail so much. Shes so...infantile
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>>78974032
...but why?
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>>78973876
>liking raptor
Fuck off raptor /vpmagg/ doesn't want you and neither does /sug/
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>>78974032
...Ruined.
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>>78973134
>no axe
if they were trying for a guitar in this show, you'd know it
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>>78974056
the gamecube was the biggest blunder, bigger than the wii
the fact you enjoyed your mario doesn't mean the console wasn't shit with a huge lack of third party support
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Mom Swap time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KOZqe96ojY
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>>78974029
>The Moon suddenly bursts into white hot light
>The literal fucking Moon Goddess of Gemkind comes down from above, holding Mr. Queasy
>She demands to know who sacrificed such a noble and wounded create to her
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>>78974034
Steven probably owns a mix of old systems from Amethyst's room and whatever his dad could buy. He likely owns a Gamecube because Gamecubes are pretty much indestructible.
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>>78973756
Like an elf. Graceful, polite, and just oozing arrogance from every pore.
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>>78973946
I halfassed this drawing pretty hard. I'm surprised how often people post it.
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I love this gag, you obviously think he's gonna take the teddy bear because it's the only one that's not a part of the background. but then he doesn't take any of them. pretty clever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lveC56wO6YA
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>>78974054
But that wouldn't be in character at all. She sticks with Steven because he's the offspring of Rose. Not because she thinks he literally is Rose
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>>78974068
Because futa isn't shoved in our face enough.
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>five spikes in hole
I never noticed that before
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>>78973938
damn fine
The whole track is so good to.
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Cock template,because I like you guys
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>>78974014
>The invader was Amythyst and Peridot in another room
>IT'S GARNET TIME!

>>78973928
>>78974017
The Protomen doesn't work for SU. The Megas would be better.

Given Steven is, technically a quartz, he's even a war machine.
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>>78974083
It's such a pity Sugar doesn't board more episodes anymore.
Her animation style is neat and the pilot was amazing.
>>
pill goblin
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>>78974097
Well maybe they could give us a darker series of episodes by revealing more of the gem war and making it brutal. I was disappointed when garnet told the story and it was just all mushy.
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>>78972638
Hmm, can't decide between Lilac or White
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>>78974063
At the very least Git Gud is better than 'The Cake is a Lie'

It still hurts.

To ease the pain, anyone got any MLG peridot?
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>>78974058
It may be due to the child they had. The one who couldn't be born if she had a penis.
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>>78974091
it's not a gaga
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>>78974086
>whatever his dad could buy
>implying he can afford anything unnecessary

This is the guy that has to pay for all the food Amethyst keeps taking out of the fridge
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>>78974079
Ok, that's fine. It still had some very fun games.
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LION AROUND
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/sug/, there's a man in my house.
I'm pretty sure he has a gun
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>>78974105
Thanks for your cock, anon
I'm sure I'll find multiple uses for it.
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>>78974082
Aside from the slightly cringe voices, this is pretty good.
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>>78974135
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/sug/ help me
I have been out of the loop what happened, I haven't watched since Peridot joined the gang
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>>78974137
Does he draw futa?
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>>78972854
imagine Steven and the other meeting one
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>>78973577
Only for smug Yellow pearl
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>>78974135
STEVEN'S PENIS
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>>78974137
It's a good thing you decided to shitpost on /co/ instead of calling the cops.
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>>78974137
Get a hammer and smash his head in.
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>>78974082
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>>78974082
That was pretty cute, Jaspers voice was kinda bad, but other than that, was cute
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>>78974146
>that glare
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>>78974137
Yes, it's me.
I told you if you kept talking shit I'd find you.
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>>78973977
her issues in that lie in the fact that pearls were made to be servants
>>
Steven lost a bunch of weight, all the land whales are gonna be mad
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>>78974153
The sheer amount of Pearl on Pearl action that must occur in Diamond circles is staggering.

By which I mean I'm just assuming Pearl's been gangbanged by seventeen other Pearls.
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>>78974130
Yes, that's why he owns ten-year-old systems. His dad probably bought them for ten bucks plus games at a yard sale. And like I said, both the Gamecube and the 64 were pretty damn tough, so it's likely that Amethyst could have scavenged them from a junkyard only to find they still worked.
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>>78974157
At least he'll die doing what he loved.
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>>78974137
Just because someone is making a simulator doesn't make it okay to lie on the internet.
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>>78974147
Then start catching up you big faggot
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I want Lapis to coldly reject me
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>>78974181
He's still fat. Like a cow.
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>>78974121
>it was just all mushy

Blue Diamond ordered a fucking execution. But don't worry anon, they're clearly building to that kind of flashback

>We still need to see what Jasper and Lapis were doing during the war
>Yellow Diamond clearly holds a grudge from the rebellion
>Rose probably did some fucked up shit

We'll get there...
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>>78974137
>not having your own gun
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>>78974181
It's almost like Sugar doesn't give a shit about SJWs and has made a show to help kids deal with difficult issues growing up, and make Steven a role model where he has gradually eaten less junk, exercised more, and made better food choices as he bulks up and slims down

What a novel concept
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>>78974137

What's your address?
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>>78974106
>Garnet doesn't know how to use gravity to beat hacking Invaders

Hah! What a casual clod!
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>>78974173
Why the fuck are Porky and Daffy together? ON THE SAME BED??
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>>78974166
Homeworld moms WHEN
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>>78974135
Pearl has come a long way design wise.

She's a total qt now.
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Best ship
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>>78974182
>yfw Homeworld has constant Caligula style orgies with all dem Pearls
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>>78974082
This was actually pretty damn amusing.
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>>78974021
speaking of mario games... how badly would friendships be ruined
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>>78974082
I think it was good.

The voices weren't that great but hey, don't look a gift horse in the mouth

>>78974105
BAK BAK
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>>78974207
>having a gun
>not knowing self-defense techniques or having the common/good sense to know how to act in such situations

Gun owners are weak pussies.
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>>78974212
You've never seen that episode? God I loved that one.

Anon, Loony Tunes ahs always been full of RAGING homoeroticism.
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I hope Connie being a weeb comes up again. It's cute.
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>>78974221
eh, not my thing, but i do have one thing
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>>78974145
>>78974168

Seems that they know Steven & Jasper aren't voiced the best. They seem to be looking for people to voice them.

Peridot was pretty good, IMHO, but she lost the thread when exasperated.

Lapis taking Amethyst's role is really really entertaining.
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>>78974146
OW THAT EDGE
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Do you think she'll ever be happy?
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>>78974208
Fat people are the worst, especially fat people who think they are hot. It's too bad that everyone is fat now. Merica.
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>>78974208
Except Steven's still fat, still eats junk food and is a poor role model. If anything, kids should become the opposite of Steven.
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>>78974221
Threes a crowd
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>>78974218

She's all around more likable than season 1A.
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>>78974137
get to a vantage point and unleash hell below him.
if you have no weapons, then post your will here.
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>>78974259
By most accounts they were always supposed to be placeholders.
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>>78974208
Now if only she made him less of a pussy
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>>78973716
you tell him anon, everything will make sense once he fucks a boy dressed as a girl
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>>78974191
I don't have time.
Also the show is too popular now and I am trying to avoid it but I am still a little interested
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oh shit he's coming up stairs
What do I do?
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>>78974264
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>>78974218
She's always been cute, she's just become softer and less rigid as storyboarders got more comfortable with each other and started influencing themselves.
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>>78974206
my favorite episodes were the first two lapis episodes, specifically because they had a slightly darker undertone.
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>>78974252
Saying a Japanese word once and only once does not make you weeb. Ronaldo is established to be a weeb and Steven watches Japanese movies in the original language.
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>>78974278
Call him a clod and then suck his dick.
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>>78974252

It is kinda adorkable. I could go for another dose.
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>>78974252
i imagine it will show up when she meets peridot proper and they bond through dorky shit like camp pining hearts or that fantasy book series connie showed steven
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>>78974237
No I haven't, what's the name of the ep?
And yeah, I watched the Looney Tunes Show and can confirm and agree with you.
Their threads raged with homoeroticism as well.
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>>78974252
It will when she meets Peridot. I can't wait for Connie to tell Peridot that Camp Pining Hearts is shit. Then when they find a show they both enjoy, they'll tear each other apart over shipping and theories
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>>78974264
I wish I was as kind and had the appreciate for life that Steven has when I was 14. I was cruel and angry for no reason, I generally was a huge shitter and I really wish I had just been a better person throughout my childhood. Steven is a great role model
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>>78974278
Stop roleplaying, jackass.
You're almost as bad as tulpafags.
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>>78974284
Anon, he wants to meme, don't actually show him stuff he'd know if he watched the show.
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>>78974284
A fatty and a pussy.
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>>78974227
>I lost every game the hardest
>Hit every bad block
>Got bowsered five times
>landed on so many red spots
>Every star I gained, lost the next turn
>At the end of the game, Bowser made me spin a wheel, landing on 100star bonus
>won the game with flying colors
I still havent laughed that hard to this day
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>>78974300
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>>78974276
No, I goddamn remember the day of guilt and I won't ever forget.
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>>78974227
Pearl does everything right, but loses to Amethyst in the last round because Amethyst got good RNG on a CHANCE TIME
Steven enjoys the minigames
Amethyst is consistently bad at the game, farting around and not even playing right, but gets good random boxes with stars inside
Peridot goes mad at the implausibility of this shitty game
Garnet forsees no good can come of this, and refuses to play
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>>78974288
>Steven watches Japanese movies in the original language.
Like a normal human being does.
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>>78974300
>Not putting the gem over the nipples

Apply yourself.
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>>78974272
I took your advice but I realized after attacking it was my brother.
He hasn't moved since I hit him
/sug/ what should I do next?
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>>78974298
It's when Daffy and Porky keep being late to work, and spend a whole night trying to get some sleep so they don't fuck up.
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>>78974262
Yes fegit, don't you ever doubt about it again
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>>78974307
No he isn't. He is a pussy; no kid should be a pussy.
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>>78974295
the fact that camp pining hearts was on vhs means it's probably a pretty old show, probably hasn't been on air in years
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>>78974192

here I fixed this
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>>78974274
>Steven takes out the game
>Garnet takes the game from him
>crushes it
>"Why?"
>"Future vision."
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>>78974288
I don't think it's a preference, it's more like "it's what was in store", he watched the sequel dubbed.
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>>78974236
>jeopardizing your safety and missing out on a fun hobby for no reason but your pride
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>>78974082
Semi decent writing and entertaining. They just need better voice actors
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>>78974333
Nice trips and kill yourself
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>>78974227
>Steve becomes all that holds the group together
>He decides to send it to the Diamond Authority
>A few weeks later, the entuire Gem Dominion is split amongst warring Diamonds.
>The CG are still not on speaking terms
>Sapphire and Ruby aren't even on speaking terms
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>>78974315
God, I hope that episode haunts everyone who wouldn't shut up about it for the rest of their lives. I want them to wake in a cold sweat, images of glitter and high heels raking across the black recesses of their dreams.
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>>78974278
Get down on your knees, put your head to the floor and spread out your ass. He's going to think you're some weird exotic creature and run away.
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>>78974343
This one hit me hard
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>>78974018
it would definitely be an arc or mini series and it ends with her coming to terms with it all and rejoining the gems
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>>78974333
wake him up and show him your trips.
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>>78974333
Take off his pants and start sucking him off, if he gets an erection he's still alive, but keep sucking until he cums just to make sure.
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>>78974315
>>78974360
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>>78974343
Too close home.
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>>78974236
If i had a gun and someone tried to fight me who didn't have one I wouldn't use it, I would only use it if it was even and we both had one.
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why doesn't pearl dual wield anymore? the spear she uses is shit
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>>78974307
It's pretty normal for young teens to be jerks, I was when I was 14/15. The real problem is if you don't grow out of it and you're still an angry asshole as an adult.
>>
In this thread:
>MILF futa
>vidya
>Peribuse
>occasional discussion
Seems like a regular SU thread to me.
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>>78974343
>Peri eating shit on Gem tinder

Don't give up, green dorito.
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hey, give me cute+simple draw requests? lewd ok
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>>78974411
>>78974411
Steven and Lapis cuddling pls
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>>78974402
But Why Peribuse
what about
poilabuse
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>>78973187
There has to at least be one on-model lewd floating out there somewhere..

Is there?
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>>78974400
I was the opposite, I was the faggot as a 13-15 year old who was sad all the time, now I'm 20 and I'm angry all the time but quiet about it.
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>>78974411
Happy Lapis
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>>78974396
Maybe they realized the "that's not realistic swordfighting in media" character shouldn't be doing that.
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>>78974411
YP sitting on YD's shoulder as she does work, please.
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>>78974395
>has the advantage in a life and death situation
>decides to play the even field
>opponent takes away gun and kills you

i admire your chivalry, but it dies with you
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>>78974411
Peedle wearing a hat.
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>>78974411
Peridot fixing her limb enhancers please
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Well here is the Yellow Pearl I drew in Miiverse, I know nobody else did the Miiverse challenge but meh it was still fun.
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>>78974419
Seconded
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>>78974396
The spear is the best weapon out of the bunch. I'm guessing she uses the swords for humanoid opponents and the spear for corrupt ones.
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>>78974411
Peridot finding a way to reach the minimum height for a roller coaster.
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>>78974411
Peridot with a damaged gem being hugged by Steven
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>>78974082
be still my heart
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>>78974441
I should mention her hair is like that because this was a Splatoon Miiverse post and I made her a Squid. Kek.
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>>78974400
Yeah, I'm not hurtful anymore and I try my best to be nice. Honestly I really did learn a lot from Steven
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>>78972690
Nice, dude. Got a site?
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>>78974440
See this
>>78972690

Ignore the Lapis
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>>78974438
I guess if he went for my gun I would kill him with it, but I'd rather fight on fair terms if possible. Also If it came right down to it and he was beating the shlt outa me I would kill him with the gun, but I wouldn't unless he was clearly gonna win and kill me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDWENGfz_Os
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>>78974464
>YOU'RE A HUMAN NOW
>YOU'RE A GEM NOW
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>>78974411
Yellow Diamond looking at Armstrong and calling him cute.
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>>78974313
that's the beauty of modern mario games.

they're all about being the biggest asshole to your friends.
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>>78974411
Greg and Barb cuddling
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>>78974475
I have an art blog that i'm sticking this crap I draw up onto. But it's old and has bad original stuff in it's backlog.
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>tfw despised that little green goblin since the first episode she appeared in, but recent episodes made me like her more and more and now she's nearly my favorite gem
Fuck you Peridot
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>>78974419

Also seconded
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>>78974441
>>78974464
Good job, anon. Sorry no one participated. A for effort.

You should post more art here.
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>>78974483
Yeah, I just saw it.

Although I think it's not my request, I'll think it is.
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>>78974411
Yellow Pearl, pole-dancing.
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>>78974510
Same, familia. They've made her so cute and likable.
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>>78974494
Why is there still no love for Lefty?
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>>78974335
>>78974262

NO SHE'LL NEVER BE HAPPY
She doesn't deserve to.
She deserves to be sad, and frustrated.
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Do you ever think one of the original Crystal Gems will betray the group and leave, only to have a sub-plot/arc dedicated in getting the gem back?
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>>78974518
I'm sorry anon, but I got lazy and decided to smash the 'Lapis bothering Peridot' and the 'Peridot fixing her stuff' request together. It's half yours.
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>>78974535
Their name is Assface.
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>>78974515
Thanks man. Someday maybe, I'm not really a competent enough artist for that yet.
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>>78974411

Any of these Pearls >>78973420 getting touchy feely with each other.
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>>78974551
That's just plain mean.
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>>78974535
I don`t care what anyone says, but Lefty is truly the greatest at picking up women.
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>>78974277
why I don't get it
why would you avoid something because it's popular?
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>>78974548
Amy is the most likely, I think, what with the whole "you're a super high tier gem and Pearl belittles you" thing. It probably won't happen, but if it does, then Amy has the most story potential.
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>>78974535
I guess people would rather have multiple regular arms then a singular giant one.
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>>78974549
Cool, do you have a blog or something?

Thanks
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>>78972638
Black.
I'm a sucker for grey/pale skin, black hair and gothic chicks.
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>>78974530
Shit, of course they did. The show is cute at all angles. No one except the big bad gets to not be cute. And I'm not even fully sure of that.
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>>78974411
Peridot X Ronaldo
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>>78974353
>fun hobby
yeah, not even you believe that.

>for no reason but your pride
Anon we both can drift off to off-topic with this pointless discussion and risk a ban, or settle this with saying that owning guns are silly.
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>>78974563
>Dude, let me in I'm a cluster
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>>78974579
No surprise there
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>>78974146
Friendly reminder that Pearl was the only CG left standing at the end of the Lapis fight.

Second reminder that this Pink Pearl looks like Stephanie from Lazy Town.
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>>78973134
Peridot's limb enhancers = drum set
except that's not her weapon.
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>>78974554
anon we had worse drawfags.
real worse.
you're free to post whatever crap you come up with
that's what requests are for anyway
you can also drop by the flockmod
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>>78974596
im still upset at the proportions in that picture
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>She's coming back
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>>78974508
>old and has bad original stuff in it's backlog

Anon I can assure you we all here have seen worse shit
Come on link your blog
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>>78974599
>Second reminder that this Pink Pearl looks like Stephanie from Lazy Town.

I finished playing Underalterbach recently...
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>>78974581
>>78974508
>>78974475

I'll store any requests I do shit doodles of here http://artsy-paraphernalia.tumblr.com/ it's old and filled with non SU shit and it's been stagnating for several years so oh well.
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>>78974592
How about we agree to disagree and deny either of us from getting the last word to keep this from becoming a piss ing contest?
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>>78974610
I'll be sure to do that once I finally get used to this wacom tablet I ordered last month.
.
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>>78974625
No shit, Sherlock, but not anytime soon.
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>>78974631
We need more loli games made by people who don't give a fuck.
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>>78972854

>another rose quartz
>healing, life manipulation, a shield
>can take down a threeway fusion barehanded

Doubtful. All other Quartzes are rampaging shock troopers with a spindash attack and internal conflict.

Tourmaline
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>>78974638
sure, right after you admit it
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>>78974631
That game is pure gold. Even if you take out anything lewd, it is a very entertaining social commentary.

The fact that you can fuck Stephanie in a bakery is just icing on the cake
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>>78974660
You're goddamn right!
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>>78974648
Am I the only drawfag who drawfags with a mouse?
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>>78974672
>>78974660

It would be nice if there was some sort of crowdfunding effort to get him to make a sequel.
>>
>>78974664
To be fair, that Ruby fusion seemed to be pretty incompetent, considering they forgot to summon their weapons/armor.
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>>78974682
How would Ronaldo react to Peridot?
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>>78974682
>drawing with a mouse
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>>78974703
>they forgot

What if they didn't?
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>She's coming back
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>>78974682
Probably, yes. It's not that easy to do is it?

Better than me, I have this program on the Wii U called Art Academy: Home Studio and i use that more than anything.

So Mouse vs Wii U gamepad.
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>>78974709
He would succumb to rampant Waifuism.
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>>78974709
The same way he would react to the gems. He would do nothing.
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>>78974682
>Drawing with a mouse

You're either clinically retarded or a god amongst mere mortals
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>>78974682
probably.
but if you can draw with a mouse, then you are truly Picasso.
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>>78974682
You must be the biggest dick in the west if you can draw with a mouse.
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>>78974343

Here, I fixed this.
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>>78974695
I'd fuckin' donate. That game was the shit.
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>>78974709
Act like a smug asshole and try to direct her.
That episode would be on the same tier as Sadie's Song.
>>
i thought i'd be over that fucking steven's penis video by now but every time i go back to it i have the stupidest grin on my face
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>>78974709
We'll have another Rising Skies, Crashing Tides but with Peridot.
A 11 min mockumental about Peridot.
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>>78974631
>Bernd Und Das Raster Um Unteralterbach

Mein Juden
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>>78974682
>with a mouse
How can you even
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>>78972854
In the guide Pearl says Steven is "one of a kind, like Rose Quartz". I boubt there are any more
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>>78974752
>tfw this was me
>Until I finally found my qt asian gf
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>>78974800
You know you're quoting from Pearl, right?
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>>78974752
I wouldn't reply if there was a heart
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>>78974682
Please share your doings with the rat,yes?
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>>78974682
How in the fuck could you do that? I only you the mouse when I just want to color in some sections.
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>>78974724
Oh that brings back memory's.
I think for now have fun with the wiiu one. I know I did. and when you can save up get yourself a tablet.
>>
how do i make my incredibly smart and successful gf watch this children's cartoon and obsess over it as much as i do
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>>78974758
Do you get a visual of Steven's penis? Are you thinking about it right now?
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>>78974805
Fuck you.
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>>78974779
It would be funny to get a Muslim to play a certain scene of that game.

Does anyone have a .gif of this in high res?
>>
Are there any slam jam mixes with steven universe songs?
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>>78973241
>when your enemy lag portlets behind you for an insta-kill
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>>78974830
you ditch her
then she'll come crawling back realising who's best gem
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>>78974841
The Scene with Connie?
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>>78974832
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>>78974830
You can't make anyone watch and actually like a cartoon.
She has to watch it by her own volition.
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>>78974722
ya got proof, anon?
Don't play with my emotions.
>>
>>78974850

Connie was fantastic in that scene... if a bit eager to whip out a blade.
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>>78974720
They'd still lose by making dumb tactical decisions like leaving their VIP behind to attack a target that had failed to threaten anything yet.
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>>78974653
>mfw Kindergarten Kid is a Jasper Episode
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>>78974850
Hah. I played this game back before I started watching SU so I never thought of that.
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>>78974830
Tell her that you want her to enjoy something with you. Hell, watch something shitty that she likes in exchange.
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>>78974864
>own volition
Haha. I cartoon rape people all the time
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>>78974875
but she likes
ANIME
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>>78974811
So?
Pearl doesn't joke around about her big tittied goddess waifu
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>>78973656
sounds to me like your friends are a bunch of dicks

>>78974106
so I'm guessing the song for The Cluster would be Gamma Unchained then; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeO34bmJdMA
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I want to get off this message board
But I can't
I draw
But when I draw
I never create anything good
It's my curse
It's MY FUCKING CURSE
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS MESSAGE BOARD
BUT I CAN'T
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
LET ME GET OFF THIS MESSAGE BOARD
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>>78974884
She's biased.
Every Pearl thinks highly of their master, even Peridot (briefly)
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>>78974847
>Enemies can climb ladders

Italian Spider-Man threads on /v/ are the dumbest shit and I love them.
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>>78974884
The Inquisition doesn't joke around about the Emperor either.
That doesn't make what they preach true.
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>>78974894
Go to /feedback and ask for a permaban.
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>>78974438
LIQUIIIIIIIID!
SNAKE!
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>>78973982
Anon are you me?
8ch's /pol/ that is
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Fangfags please contain yourselves
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>>78974945
ooc
ruined
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>>78974726
But he thought she was an alien after interrupting the TV broadcasts
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>>78974894
FLY AWAY, LITTLE MOTH
FLY
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>>78974957
FLY AWAY NOW, FLY AWAY NOW, FLY AWAAAAYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZRzVIhBBQg
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>>78974894
No need to leave us,just draw for our amusement.
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I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear
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>>78974419
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>>78974957
FLYYYYY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAAAAYYYY AMONG THE STARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA
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>>78974981
I love it so much, thank you!
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>>78974977
I'm not sure if I like the line blushes Pearl does more than her blue blushes. Why is she so cute?
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>went to go to another thread
>there is another SU thread up
>300+ replies

i thought we were done with this shit.
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>>78973788
>never watched spongebob
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA he thinks spongebob is going to go away.Spongebob will keep on devouring the souls of actually good cartoons to sustain its bloated corpse
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>>78974981
daaaw
thats really cute
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>>78974972

>not posting the superior song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsN22T91B7c
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>>78974894

Just get banned.
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>>78974999
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>>78974981
From the thumbnail Lapis looks like she has bags under her eyes, I think it's cute both ways though. Good job anon.
>>
If an overweight local child told you a few jokes and showed you a sunset after trying to shoot you out of the sky and beating you a few times, would you betray everything you've ever known and resolve to kill your former friends?
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>>78974411
Steven playing a song to Greg who's lying on a hospital bed.
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>>78975001
but anon, thats simpsons/family guy
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>>78974551
It's actually buttface
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>>78974551
It's Lefty we agreed on this.
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>>78975030
No.
Peridot is shit, we all know that.
That doesn't stop the waifufags.
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>>78975019
Is this song Amethyst and Peridots fusion theme, or Garnet and Peridots?
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>>78975030
that depends.
Do i actually have friends before this fat kid came along, and is my life made to serve a person taller than me?
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>>78975030

Yes but only if he had three hot superpower moms.
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>>78975030
>implying I was even friends with any of my old Co-workers

Hell yes.
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>>78973716

Fuck, I got a boner. How do I find someone to be jasper?
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HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM

AMETHYST
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM
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>>78975030
Toss in a 10/10 song and sure.
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>>78975046
You've got some shit taste there.
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>>78975049
Amedot's Theme

This is Gardot's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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>>78975030

It wasn't just Steven that made Peridot join the CGs, it was YD acting on her emotions instead of what doing made the most sense.
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>>78975030
I don't know, if by friends do you mean superiors who don't give a shit about me and if by everything I've ever known do you mean a rigid caste system where I'm just one of millions and I am infinitely replaceable? And this fat kid is here telling me that I matter and he believes that I can be a good person? I'm gonna side with the kid.
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>>78975072
Whoot?
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>>78972695
Based GEAT
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what's your take on su cosplay?
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>>78975030
They've shared a toothbrush anon, she's been in the same room as him while he used the bathroom. Face it, once you've done that you are friends for life.

Guys, this picture has gotten me in the mood for Pearl/Steven stuff bad. Post it! That also reminds me that I promised an anon to write a s story about Pearl sucking Steven off while he sleeps. I should do that.
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>>78975087
As funny as that song is, I don't think that fits for Garnet and Peridot
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>>78975118
it means a steady supply of 3D Lapis feet
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>>78975086
Peridot is the ultimate shit gem.
Two-faced, wishy washy autistic gem that's gonna get crushed.
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>>78975019
FTFY anon
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>>78974411
Barb and Vidalia touching dicks.
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>>78975138
Marty's?
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>>78975095
Peridot had a choice.

Be replaceable. Expendable. Unremarkable. Less name and more number. Fade into obscurity for ten thousand years, following orders and edicts that you've seen firsthand are bullshit. Resume your place at the low-mid end of the totem pole.

Or... become a Crystal Gem.
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>>78975051
>>78975095
Yes to the rigid caste system stuff, but you have extremely high job satisfaction.

>>78975088
I think Peridot's decision to save Earth was more influenced by emotions than Yellow Diamond's. Earth doesn't have anything truly unique and the message a Cluster's birth will send to future rebels would be worth more than the resources Earth can provide.
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>>78975132
Are you the guy who writes the Peridot snuff greentext stories

post more
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>>78975149
If she sided with him that quickly it means she'll betray him just as fast.
>>
I need Sapphire abuse fics

I need to read about her knowing thats it's all her fault that Ruby hits her and the worst thing she can do is tell someone about it
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>>78975118
I'm for it. Some is pretty good. And cosplay's primarily for having fun anyway so it doesn't matter if it looks like shit.
>>
You'd still hit it
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>>78975148
Each other's.
>>
following the other question
do you think a barely 1.60cm, noodly and flat girl would make a decent Connie cosplay?
I'm not that brown though.
don't mean to be off topic though
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>>78975176

NO
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>>78975176
I can hit you if you want
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>>78975193
Could work out.
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>>78975176
That sounds pretty funny actually. Someone do this.
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>>78975158
>>78975176

>snuff
>domestic abuse

This is a line that shouldn't be crossed and /sug/ is very close to crossing it.
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>>78975151
>>78975149
I've always had a rebellious streak, so I'm with the fat kid.

Besides, he makes a good argument on why he and the Earth are better than where I would be coming from.

Some stuff is just worth fighting for
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>>78975193
>1.60cm
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>>78975193

Yes

LONDON?
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>>78975167
>sided with him that quickly

She was very brusque with him the first time she met him. Hell, she tried to squish him like a bug.

After him being constantly the only person who never attacked her on sight, caring, and putting time and dedication into her even when she's never really done anything to earn that kindness, she was bound to crack eventually once she was stuck on Earth

Even when she was being difficult he was nothing if not trying to be understanding. Stevens a keeper
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>>78975191
Jamie or Garnet? Because either answer is correct.
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>>78974563
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>>78975201
great
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>>78975193
Do it. It can't hurt.

I don't know where you'd get clothes that are less than 2 cm tall though.
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>>78975210
I don't want abuse, I just like making my favorite gem suffer. Completely different
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Are you a real human bean, sug?
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>>78975193
Do you think your penis will get in the way?
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>>78974411
Peridot trying to hide her erection in her ayy lmao boxers.
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>>78975238
I'm human until proven dancer
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>>78975231

That is the definition of abuse. That's like saying "i'm not racist but I really hate niggers".
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>>78975149
She's still at the bottom of the totem pole, just with more free time and a higher mortality rate.
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>>78975041
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>>78975238
Who the hell would need that image when there's a smaller one it this thread that's a much better size?
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>>78975238
>in a retrowave kick
>attempting to request it from time to time
>someone else made retrowave pearl
Holy fuck, my dick is so hard i could grate cheese off of it.
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>>78975226
>>78975212

still more understandable than foot unit measurement
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>>78975193

Just paint yourself brown.
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>>78975254
Well to be honest you could and not be racist. Not all blacks are nignogs. You are basically saying you hate the urban thug culture and not the race.
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>>78975262
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>78972690
I wonder what it feels like to pet Peridot
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>>78975244
not all girls have penises
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>>78975193
>I'm not that brown though.

Fair warning now that if you put pictures on tumblr, there's like a 50/50 chance someone gives you shit about cosplaying a person of color. And probably even if you don't put them there.

Not that you should give a shit about that; I say go for it. Just something to keep in mind.
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>>78975274
Okay Chris Rock, we get it.
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>>78975191
I love how Garnet's thighs are bigger than his waist.
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>>78975254
We don't kinkshame comrades

even if they have weird and fucked up fetishes
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>>78975282

All the best ones do.
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>>78975274
>you hate the urban thug culture and not the urban thug culture
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>>78975193
well, how not that brown are we talking? give a comparison
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All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul

See you tomorrow /sug/
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>>78975288
He does make some pretty good points in his old comedy shows.
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My slow decent into Connie faggotry.
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>>78975308
no, you just like guys
>>
What's the name of that stupid Steven's Penis video again?
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>>78975262
Do you have something against big images, anon?
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>>78975276
Is it really that hard to understand Indexer?
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>>78975326
Now draw her with a penis.
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>>78974758
Link?
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>>78975193
It could work.
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>>78975326
He should know by now how to store correctly
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>>78975331

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
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>>78975326
>My slow decent into shit
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>>78975325
Yeah. Though he regrets the "black people vs niggas" bit because white people took it as permission to use "nigga" all the time.
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>>78975353
You can't control how people choose to interpret stuff I guess.
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>>78975096
I luv Amy owl
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>>78975336
That's just rude anon! You have to be polite when asking for penis.

>>78975326
Could you draw her with a penis, please?
>>
bye /sug/
enjoy /co/ while it lasts

I'll still wait for you guys back at home.
the real home
/sug/'s home
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>>78972638
I'll take a gold please.
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>>78975405
Yeah, /co/.

Stop trying get us back to /trash/ just because you like it there.
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>>78975405
/co/?
>>
>>78975350
>>78975326
Your slow descent into mixing up a word meaning "good but not great" and a word meaning "moving downward"
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>>78975417
>>78975426

we belong in the /trash/
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>>78975405
Non general SU threads(/su/)?
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>>78975442
Alright then, you go there and we'll stay here.
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>>78975460
>implying we have a choice

the mods have us in their fat, greasy palm
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>watching interview with estelle about SU
>I can barely understand what's she saying because of her accent
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>>78975468
Poor form.
>>
So, what's /sug/'s main thread theme?

I'm partial to treasure trove cove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S7pXH05yKY
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>>78975476
Why would our main theme not be from SU's soundtrack? Get up on outta here!

You that nignog that wrote that Peri fiction that was just an add for that fucking game coming out?
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>>78975442
Fuck off /gfg/
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>>78975468
D E P L O R A B L E
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>>78975473
Her accent is super easy to understand for me. Are you not used to British accents?
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>>78975496
They better probably ban those fuckers a week or two after their show ends.

>>78975507
>>78975475
I didn't even delete an image, someone else did so I posted Smug Pearl. The only gem worthy of last picture.
>>
Guys we need to organise for the /co/ awards, imagine how mad the rest of this board will be if we get SU voted as show of the year
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>>78975491
I mean, what's the song you listen to when reading /sug/ shitposts

I want to entertain myself while waiting for the next simulator
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>>78975336
>>78975397
http://i.imgur.com/DA5NSxK.png

I hate myself for this one.
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>>78975491
What? Explain.
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>>78975528
It seems like that would get in the way.
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>>78975528
Is that a penis shaped plushie?
what the actual fuck, steven
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>>78975534

Some faggot wrote a fic that was Peridot trying to adjust to life on Earth, but at the end she meets an ex Rare developer and it's just an add for that new game that I forget the name of.

I was pooper pissed to say the least because the first part was decently well written and entertaining.
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>>78975555
Well, if we're talking about fics, do you have any good peridot fics to share? Like, I dunno, slow burn romance, or just friendship shit.
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>>78975528
Oh yoto, you cheeki bugger.
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>>78975573
I do not, but I am also interested. I should be writing but I wasted all day playing Super Mario making, drawing, and hanging around /sug/.

Was supposed to go to work but it's the coldest day of the year today and it was snowing. Fuck that.
>>
Was rewatching sworn to the sword. Before pearl starts the huge illusion battle for connie she makes a familiar salute.

http://imgur.com/HApDnVa
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>>78975583
Was that a real fic they used and modified the end or was that entire thing just made to piss me off?
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>>78975274
> You are basically saying you hate the urban thug culture and not the race.

So pretty much all of them
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>>78975638
okay /tv/, whatever.
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>>78975638
I'm not really interested in talking about it on /sug/ even though I do have a lot to say about this topic.
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>>78974703
Why are you assuming any gems knew how to summon weapons back then?
Pearl didn't have her spear either
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>>78975609
Homeworld be praised!
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>>78974411
Pearl projecting a hologram of Steven saying "I love you!" She holds his hand, crying, and says "I love you too".
>>
I was going to save this for the next thread, but we need something to talk about.

So I friend of mine did some digging around Tumblr and found a leaked 3rd intro for Steven Universe and he uploaded it to YouTube.

https://youtu.be/CgJYFyll1Vo
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>>78974411
Bad Pearl looking at a picture of Steven while crying.

It'll create perfect subtext.
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>>78972664
That middle amethyst is pretty great.
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>>78975745
Without looking at your link it's that fake one with Peridot missing out on the warp.
While it's a funny, you should really stop spamming it
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>>78975776
It's not.
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>>78975776
Found this while looking for the one you're talking about https://youtu.be/RDwVTh0gX_M

Time to kill myself.
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>>78975745
That shit is old as hell bro, get with the times
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>have a fanfic idea
>it would take too long to write properly

This is suffering.
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>>78975382
Kid Amethyst is just generally the most adorable thing in the show
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>>78973706
It'd be crueler to let one live and not the other.
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>>78975807
and yet you have time to waste on /sug/
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>>78975839
Not him but I'm behind on my fics because I just procrastinate too damn much.
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>>78975807
>>it would take too long to write properly
fuck you, I spent like 6 hours on watercolors and I had to trash it because I used the wrong paper

You don't fucking have that problem when writing
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>>78975528
seems Steven had a rather unusual shapeshifting accident...
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>>78975885
Good on you anon. I respect those who suffer for their craft.
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>>78974563
ay bb my hand looks like Spiderman's back wanna fug?
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>>78975405
Even after all we've done, we still get to go home.

Lucky us...
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>>78975947
But anon, /co/ is our home.
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>>78972638
Matte Green.
hope she likes cuddling!
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>>78972904
Pearl is for thirst
Blue Pearl is for cuddling
Yellow Pearl is for femdom
if I had three Pearls I'd give them serious love
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>>78975885
That's fucking brutal.
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>>78974218
Raven/Paul still draw her like snit

Amethyst too
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>>78974307
I love him as a role model for his empathy, most people don't develop this until later in life, and some never develop it at all
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>>78976090
just because they don't draw her like a hot waifu, and instead of a cartoon character doesn't mean it's shit. i love their pearl expressions.
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>>78976107
How do I know if I have empathy
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>>78976137
Do you love Peri?
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>>78973362
Gaim a shit!
>>
So when are the false flaggers going to realize that nothing will come of their shit except getting themselves banned?
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>>78976143
Uh is this a trick question
ya
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>>78976167
Congrats, you have empathy.
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>>78976183
Oh goodie.
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>>78976137
You never jump to conclusions about anyone
Always give them the benefit of the doubt, consider their environment, circumstances and motives, etc

Like Steven with Peri, he was the last to antagonize her
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>>78976200
Steven sures houses a lot of empathy in his small body
>>
So are we 100% on the same line that Peridot wanted to set things right and make everyone happy when she took the transmitter?
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>>78976200
If it wasn't for Steven and his nice nature he wouldn't have felt like he could reform her and she still would've been trapped in a bubble in the Temple.
Which in turn would've meant they wouldn't have known about the Cluster and the Earth would've been destroyed without the CGs even understanding what was going on.
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>>78976256
But that's so...unforeseen and happenstance. I think he shouldn't have trusted Peridot actually
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>>78976249
That was the original intent, yes.. It's a shame they cut some key dialogue that would've gotten the message across clearer.
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>>78976266
How can a gremlin that cute not be trustworthy? It's not like she tried to kill them or anything.
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>>78976269
They cut dialogue?
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>>78976283
Tree frogs are small, colorful and cute...but secretly poisonous!
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>>78976288
The original script was posted by a crew memeber, basically Peridot wanted to contact YD because she thought she was the only one smart enough to understand.

Then when she couldn't she realized jsut how faliable the diamonds were.
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>>78976299

You're thinking of Poison Dart Frogs.

And even then, they're completely non-toxic if raised in captivity.
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>>78976340
new thread
>>
?nehw dearht weN
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>>78976345
>>78976347
NOW
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>>78972638
Cocoa, Tsupe, and Bronze are tempting, especially bronze...
Something about Coral is calling to my inner self though...
...
Bronze. Based on the assumption that a display like this is supposed to show primary personality traits, I choose bronze. Something in the eyes...
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>>78976288
yeah in the original scan-script for the episode they talked about the huge misunderstanding of why Peridot wanted to contact YD.
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>>78973946

It is simple, yet piquant.
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>>78972833
oh sweet jesus this got me thinking of an AU where the gems go to Japan to track ....I dont a gem monster or something and fall upon a magical girl and then...fall upon Kyubey and Pearl and Garnet KNOW of Kyubey's kind....they are NOT happy to see him.
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>>78976266
>unforeseen and happenstance
she was the only one that knew anything about what homeworld was planning with earth and why she was there
who in their right minds would kill/imprison someone like that without trying to get info from them
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