/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>liking worst ship

>>78968183
Where did you get this screencap from

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To >>78966873

>>78968211
5

>>78968227
4

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>>78968183
We're back, baby!

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I want Jasper to slowly stroke my back in the shower

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Reminder /sug/, if she can do it, so can you.

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>>78968201

ain't that bad anon, better than Steven x any gem

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>tfw if Jasper joins the gems, she'll probably turn 'good'
>instead of staying as a barely controlled ball of hate who's just angry she got abandoned and wants to smash homeworld shit now

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First for worst idea

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>>78968183
>Lapidot

Lion around.

>>78968252
I fucking hate my lack of motivation.

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>be steven
>have cute brown girl
>both get kinky
>Gems walk in on you
>what do you say.

>shipping Lapis with absolutely anyone

nah

also I've seen the leaks; you're out of your goddamn mind if you think that's Peridot being thirsty and not simply her trying to apologize to her for the whole keeping her as prisoner thing

Now this is an OP that knows what he's doing.
Despite his terrible taste in ships
Though there are worse ships out there

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No seriously. Why the fuck is this still here?

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I want Peridot's first fusion to be /m/ as fuck.
Please forgive the 5-minute picture.

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xth for cute

>>78968283
fuck you

>>78968258
This needs new text/writing.

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>>78968276

>shipping

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>>78968183

>still hanging onto lapidot when Lapsper has already been foreshadowed.

>>78968283
Someone make a Pearl+Carlos fusion

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>>78968183
My kinda thread

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Reminder not to make shit threads like last one.

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>>78968258
>Dog shit is better than horse shit!
It's still shit, anon.

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>>78968183

>>78968289
"fuk off u cheky kuntz cant u see oim avin a good toime?"

>>78968289
Say nothing. Just kiss and lick that foot while maintaining eye contact.

>>78968265
Idk, I'd boop middle's snoot.

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Wait what happened with last thread and this other thread >>78955000 ?

did people not read the mod's note or something?
are they doing it on purpose?

>>78968316
>malachite becomes a regular character
>has to live on the beach

>>78968289
"This is... exactly what it looks like."

>>78968289
>"Uh, I'm continuing my moms lineage?"

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>>78968283
you forgot the gif

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>>78968228
Do it faggot!

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>>78968348
>Malachite is the Pet dog right next to Centipeetle

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>http://cosmicgracidea.tumblr.com/post/136905680319/
If Peridot is Tumblr: the Gem, which gem is /co/?
Lapis?

>>78968357
cute

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>>78968289

>>78968348
>helps greg out with the car wash
>12 die on the first die

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>>78968183
>Lapidot Edition
jesus christ

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hey /sug/, I aint feeling to well, just gonna lie down and wait it out
What are all of you listening to atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxxG1P97vw

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>>78968258
NOTHING is better than Steven x Lapis/Pearl Fusion

NOTHING

>>78968332
>trying to outgay garnet
good luck, fag, she's made of gay.

>tfw i'm getting complicated with the Lapsidot image
>I may not be able to finish it to post in the Lapidot edition

Well, whoops

>>78968371
>malachite and centipeetle spin-off will never happen

>>78968393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkmGKjFtj0

>>78968289
wipe that smile off your face you're next

>>78968332
>>78968406
Garnet is the Gay

>>78968252
this motivates me

>>78968344
That's not /sug/ that's just a shitpost inb4 no difference

>>78968391
Calm down it ain't that bad

>>78968393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eskz2TAHX0w

>>78968396

Well it's easy to have perfect couples when you fucking MAKE UP one of the characters, isn't it mate?

On for the final round
http://strawpoll.me/6529905/
http://strawpoll.me/6529982/
http://strawpoll.me/6529907/

I hate singing but I like this show

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ONE
DAY

>>78968393
Pearl wouldn't hold a baby. Delete that shit!

>>78968379
Tumblr is Garnet, not Peridot.

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Greg/Pearl AU, Part 9.
Previous: http://imgur.com/a/dQbGU

>Late evening
>Mr Dewey drives to the last door on his campaign route.
>Little Buck watches from the truck.
>Watches as he is laughed at by the occupant.
>Mr Dewey sits back in the truck.
"You made that person really happy."
>Dewey musters up a smile as he looks at his naive son.
>As he get's ready to drive away, catches sight of another walking from the empty lot in town.
>A girl.
>An angel.
"Uh, Buck, wait here. Daddy has one more, uh, potential constituent to meet."
"Whu...?"
>Dewey sprints over to her.
>Before he can reach her, she senses the approach and spins around, pointing a spear.
>He stops right at the point.
>She lowers her spear.
"Oh, it's you. The loudspeaker man."
"Ah, heh heh. Dewey."
"Dewey? Ooooh. I'm Pearl."
"Peeearl."
>spilledspagetti.png
"Um, I noticed you didn't have a flier, and what kind of future mayor would I be in no one knew who I was."
"Um, alright... Mr Dewey. I have to go now."
>She walks away.
>He goes back to his truck, lovestruck as he watches her walk away.
>Sitting down, he becomes sad.
>Buck tuggs on his shirt.
"Is the lady gonna vote for you?"
"Maybe she didn't like my flier."
>Buck looks at the remaining stack of fliers, then to the blank paper and crayons in front of him.

>That night, Dewey tosses and turns in bed.
>dream.exe
>He is on a date with Pearl, who is wearing a dress with fishnet leggings.
"More ice cream m'lady?"
"Ahahahahahahahah!!! You're a riot!"
"Ehehehehehe!"
>bedroomeyes.xxx
>On a bed, Pearl rips his shirt open.
"Oh my, how are you so big?"
"Nanobites fair maiden."
"Not a maiden for long..."
>She lowers herself onto his throbbing pole.
"Hmph! So tight!"
"Ah, ah, ah, aaaah!"
>He pulls her shoulder straps down as she pumps harder.
>He bites his lips.
"Almost there..."
"Ah, I'm... DO'IN THE DEW!"
>realworld.kek
>Dewey suddenly settles in his sleep.

>>78968406
Garnet is hetero

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>>78968303
If you insist.

>>78968252
>I'm 19 now
>going to school to be an IT guy instead of pursuing my dreams

haha fuck

>>78968344
what do you think?

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good edition

>>78968470
This actually looks pretty good.

>>78968393
>no time to sad
this almost sounds like a sonic meme

>>78968260
Renegade/Rogue Jasper is something I can get behind. Maybe she'll just be a neutral character once she's released. Whenever Homeworlds makes contact with earth again, a.k.a when they get a signal that the cluster has been destroyed and send peopel to check on how and why this happened, she will try to talk to them to see if she can get back to Homeworld. Maybe fuse with some other gem, maybe get zapped right out of existance because of failure followed by a probability of betrayal.

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Literally
C A N O N

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>>78968481
>Greg/Pearl

>>78968406
>>78968432
>"I COUNTER-RAPED JASPER FOR FIVE MONTHS SOLID DO YOU WANT TO TEST ME"

>>78968489
Garnet is race-mixing.

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>>78968396
There is one sad ass backstory to this picture, isnt there.
I see a wedding ring...

>>78968475
>Hey baby wants some fug
Nope Garnet is Pornhub

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oooooh, heeheehee

>>78968489
No, she just doesn't exclusively like incest.

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>>78968252
>im 23
>this is me still

What's the best SU song /sug/?

http://strawpoll.me/6531439

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>>78968362
>greg/pearl au
>au

lmao you faggios have to resort to alternate universes for your crap ship to work

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>>78968481

>At the van.
>Greg looks at the flier, as Pearl wipes the dust off some of his records.
"He puts on a good front, but not enough about policy."
"It's a miracle most of your politicians ever gain power."
"Hey, I didn't vote for them."
>Greg luaghs to himself.
"What if I became president?"
>Pearl looks back with an eyebrow raised and a smirk.
"You'd blow up the planet."
>Greg grabs a stack of papers off his dash board.
>He clears his throat as he begin to speak in a mocking presidential tone.
"My fellow citizens, I can assure you I did not know about those weapons sales."
>Pearl looks confused until he winks at her.
"Oh Mr President, how will you ever get out of this?"
"Ms Secretary, I need you to shredd these documents."
>Pearl grabs the stack and tosses it in the air.
>She pulls out a sword and shredds them.
>Greg is backed up against the van wall, norrowly missing getting hit.
>His shirt splits in two.
"That was hot."

>>78968455
Im not making up shit I'm consolidating Pearl's issues and clinginess and Lapis' loneliness into one perfect waifu

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>>78968510
>yfw you realize this isn't too far off from what could actually happen

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>>78968302
I want all of her fusions to be /m/ as fuck.

>>78968423
>Youtube LPs
I can't comprehend. If you need something to do/listen to while playing DF just keep /sug/ open and play some music.

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>>78968470
I still prefer this one.

>>78968289
>Good job Steven. I'm so proud of you.
>What? Remember the last time a Gem engaged in this activity.
>Chill P. What he's doing is too boring anyway.

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>The Answer
>It's one of those times Garnet's involvement could have ended the show early.

>>78968526
Nope gems have no races.

>>78968496

>leg lock
my fetish

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>>78968558

>Greg grabs Pearl in a bear hug.
"Looks like I owe you a political favor."
>He leans in a gives her a heavy kiss.
>Pearl slaps him.
"Oh, we shouldn't do this!"
>Greg corners her.
"No one needs to know."
>They kiss like they're in heat, stripping down.
>Pearl wraps her arms around Greg, pressing against his body.
>She runs her fingers through his hair.
>He gropes her all over, laying on his back.
>she slides along his shaft, just avoiding the tip.
>it throbs everytime her sliding pulls back the skin.
>the warm wetness makes him more slippery.
>He takes his tip and guides it into Pearl.
>She lays on his belly as he thrusts into her.
"Unf, unf, unf..."
>Her breathing becomes shallow. She begins to drool on his chest.
>He can feel her twitching as she cums, and holds her head.
>He lets himself out and cums.
>They catch thier breath.
>Pearl looks at the spilled seed.
"Why do you always pull out?"
"I'm trying not top get you pregnant."
"Gems can't get pregnant."
>Greg's face drops.
"Oh. Well that's fun news."
>He looks at the flier that led to this event.
"Maybe I should start paying more attention to politics."

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>>78968537
Garnet was trying to force her gay ways on Peridot.

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https://join.skype.com/tEmk8rsaxtaT official circle jerk

>>78968525
I ship Peedee and Jasper myself.

So according to Peridot, gem clothes are normally grafted to their bodies? That's kind of interesting.

>>78968524
no anon, thats just zuke playing with your mind

>>78968379
peridot is a tactless bigot who presents her opinions as objective facts

she is 4chan the gem if anybody is

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>>78968252
FUCKING
SECONDARIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATlESAIQXE
This is fucking hilarious.

>>78968496
I wish Steven would be replaced with Amethyst or something

>>78968610
no

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How old is Connie's mom?

>>78968602
>That gif
OH

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>>78968481
>>78968558
>>78968590
So, Seed, when are you gonna go back to /ss/?

>>78968533
The guy behind it talked about writing a fic about the crystal gems breaking up after Garnet's death. Lapis and Pearl fused to support each other. Years later Steven comes back to make some bittersweet love to her

>>78968622
Oh my God can we stop having this fucking discussion?

On HW there would literally be no need to change uniform. It would likely be out of the question.

>>78968252
>implying she isnt still this when shes not drawing

>>78968252
>Not 1cc'ing touhou games instead
Pleb of the highest order

>>78968393
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDwXVUkabng
Only to the kekest of tops

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>>78968554
>implying I take any of this seriously.

My Amy folder is low by the way.

>>78968526
She didn't do that because she liked it, she did it for steven. Garnet gays it up literally all the time is always up for a menage a trois if it can get her more sweet gem pussy.

>>78968470
It's weird seeing all these designs of her being about Pearls size, yet considering how small she is her true form would also be midget sized like Amy,Peridot and Ruby/Saphire which is fairly common for most gems.

>>78968567
I never really got in to DF, and I don't play it now; I just think Joel's fun to listen to

>>78968629
I like arabic sapphire's singing

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Does anyone else feel like when Garnet put on that slow song in Steven's Birthday because she was trying to get Steven and Connie to fuse again?

>>78968653
Nothing su related

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>>78968653

>>78968299
after seeing how gay she is in log date, I find it hard to believe she won't be taken by lapis' beauty
also since zuke feels the most like peri and she loves lapis

and didn't some creator once say peridot's favorite color was blue?

>>78968653
need one w a dick

>>78968641

Old enough if you catch my drift

>>78968653
I love "nobody comes to my place" wallpapers!

nobody comes to my place either, but I still have a sfw wallpaper just in case

>>78968510
>Peridot growing to think that kissing is like a really strong form of the human "handshake" ritual

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>>78968660
I'm pondering a minor Peridot/Steven... thing.

>>78968697
She's just trying to get them to fucking kiss already.

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>>78968627
>tactless bigot who presents her opinions as objective facts
So tumblr?

>>78968697
That.
or she was just trying to make their time better.
Nah she wanted Stevonnie like some of us do.

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/sug/ tell me a story of when Steven got drunk?

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>>78968670
my main Amy collection is at home.

>>78968610
I don't want to hear your cracking voices and chipmunk filters.
An IRC would be nice though.

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what if peridot's weapon is a laser drill

>>78968510
>The pizza man taught me

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>>78968085
>Implying condoms can stop the murdercock jr.
>Implying anything can stop the murdercock jr.
Of course!
Greg's murdercock worked because Rose would die from it normally
Steven thus compensates by jizzing out tiny gem shards that destroy his partner's body, thust continuing the murdercock even with humans.

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But what if his...

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>>78968653
You don't get to see the bullshit icons cluttering my desktop.

>>78968661
Guess it was never made then, damn, Im in the mood for bittersweet things
thanks tho anon.

>>78968653
>solid white
>not an off white
>not a geometric diamond design in the background

do u even graphic design

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Hooray for Lapis!

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>>78968724

>>78968745
>One time Steven got drunk.
>Connie took him home and he slept, having a hangover the next morning.
>The End.

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>>78968670
I gotchu

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>>78968776
IT WON'T
Seriously why is this a meme here? The video was okay but the penis joke is meh

>>78968772
Just like Spiderman giving Mary Jane cancer with his Radioactive semen

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>>78968776
STEVEN'S PENIS GETS IN THE WAY

>>78968790
too lazy

>>78968776
IT WONT

>>78968784
lel

>>78968796
What's the maximum ;_;(x) you got yet?

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>>78968678
I think most people derive their healed peedles from this

>>78968201
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>>78968762
These posts are off topic. That's against the rules.

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>>78968393
I don't know. Nothing. Though there's this girl watching a movie with Dwayne Johnson playing a guitar, so that, maybe.
I'd love to go home and drift off to some Giles Corey.

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>>78968670
I make Amethyst and Garnet share a folder cause I don't have a lot of pictures of them.

>>78968818
It's a stupid joke, but it's a pretty easy meme.

>>78968851
what are you talking about, mine and the yellow poil is related to the show.

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So where is she now?

>>78968862
>I'd love to go home and drift off to some Giles Corey.
Isn't that the guy who got pressed to death in the Salem Witch Trials?

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>>78968785
iktf bro

>>78968851
You going to cry, anon?

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>>78968252
>19
>tfw have college projects and homework all day so you can only do the things you like 2 days a week

>>78968697
Getting tired of that fusion slut

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>>78968851
>no fun allowed

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>>78968776
>mfw people say this cartoon was funny

>>78968818
It's pretty sexy. I want to find out who did the voice of pearl in that video

>>78968848
Huh, guess I'm wrong. I just figured her monster from wouldn't be so tiny then.

>>78968880
She still shows up in the occasional crime drama and sitcom.
Greg met her once. They banged.

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>>78968866
I hope we see kid/baby Sour Cream in Greg the Babysitter.

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>>78968670
Here's a little something something for my sweet little charmer.

>>78968702
YEAHHHhhh gonna need a source on that.

>>78968880
She quit acting after a hacker got nuder from her cloud and posted them online.
http://rule34-data-007.paheal.net/_images/ea3a14420c218994f9d2ef8616b67a88/1547919%20-%20Dogma%20Kelly_Darling%20Steven_Universe.jpg

why isn't /sug/ in the >>>/trash/

>constant shitposting
>waifus
>gemsonas

this is /mlp/ all over again

>>78968880
I thought we agreed she became a pornstar

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>>78968299
What the fuck does lapis have to do with this

>>78968880
her tea gone cold.

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Does anybody thinks Pearl is acting differently during the last episodes?
After Sardonyx, it looks like she's more tame or less histrionic. Her acts or feelings doesn't look exaggerated like they used to be

>To speed up her learning Steven introduces Peri to the internet
>Shows her how to search things
>She searches Camp Pining Hearts parings without safesearch on

>>78968641
42

Plz put me in /sug/ sim. I'll say something worthwhile. THE WORST GEM

>>78968939
wait til Friday, then we'll get banned again until February 18th :^)

>>78968944
>we

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>>78968610
>2016
>still using skype

>>78968848
If Peedle does join the Gems, where would they all live?

At the barn? Since it might make for a good sitcom side story

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>>78968818
Because we don't have memes.
Gotta work with what we have.
Also

>>78968784
No. Yo'ure doing it all wrong. It's all from pic related.

>>78968944
That's unfortunate. Are we sure she didn't just become a slutty pop singer one hit wonder and then fade into obscurity?

Who is worst gem currently.

>>78968880
Doing government PSAs about corrupted gem monster safety
>Hi, I'm Kelly Darling, you might remember me fas the precocious daughter from the 90's sitcom Li'l Butler. But today I have a very serious topic I would like to talk to you about...

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>>78968481
Doing the fucking dew

>>78968967
>Peri discovers rule 34
I love this idea

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>>78968886

>>78968994
Is Skype bad? What are other people using?

>>78968977
2088

>>78969017
amythest

>>78968986
>are

>>78969017
Pearl, and that hasn't changed.

>>78968957
>Character development doesn't stick because it's an 11 minute American Cartoon

Really? I mean, really?

>>78968784
Ah yes the weird salute, a must have for any old sci-fi b-movie

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Post YFW someone says that PercyXPierre isn't best ship

>>78968260
I don't think she'll ever become as quirky-lovable as the smaller gems are presented as due to her sheer size and bloodthirsty brawler attitude. Even if she's redeemed, she'd mix up the dynamic with the gems. Everyone else is so cutesy small "love is the answer" sweet.

>>78969017
Going by /sug/'s consensus? Literally every gem except maybe blue diamond. Though probably blue diamond as well.

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Do I have to be fat to cosplay as young Greg? I already have long curly hair. Ears pierced. I plays guitars. Ripped jeans and star shirt shouldn't be a problem. I am working on building more arm muscle (I have until June) but I am 6'3 and almost lanky.

Pic unrelated

>>78969017
Lapis and Jasper.
Because of how much people are overhyping them despite not appearing since Chille Tid

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>that one fusion you really want to see will never be in the show

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>>78968944
yea she's starting in Passion of XanXor

>>78968957
well she did act like that in it could've been great
but yeah, it seems fusion seems to work like sex

>>78969017
Your mom

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>>78968252
>19
>made dean's list at my uni
>my music is starting to get a bit of attention

>>78969033
Discord, my man
It's like Skype except far less shit

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>>78969073
>That one fusion you really want to see get's teased to all hell and will probably be pushed back to be the last one

>>78968933
I've been trying to find it myself, the tumblr post was deleted
http://guacamole-space-dorito.tumblr.com/post/125800039103/did-rebecca-sugar-say-peridots-favorite-color-was

>>78968939
Clearly you weren't present at the time. The worst things about the MLP threads were the people posting horsecocks in thread.

http://ipleadthefilth.tumblr.com/post/137204915648/kinda-nsfw-catalust-headcanon-hour-peridots

>>78969059
Yes cut your filthy shag and do something else. Not Jaime though, too many damn Jaimes.

>>78968957
I get what you mean. Back in the first dozen or so episodes, Pearl usually had more speaking lines than Amethyst and Garnet combined.

I guess the dynamics have changed. Garnet and Amethyst have opened up to Steven more, so there's less room for her. Steven has matured a lot and actually knows a lot more about being a Crystal Gem, so she doesn't need to dote on him so much.

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>>78968928
Bunnysuit Amy a best

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>>78969084
don't be a tease, post some you faggot.

>>78969118
We only get like four to five gemdicks per thread max.

>>78969074
wow... nice fighting fucktoy and Ms. male character trope, Sugar.


*sigh*

>>78968851
did you even read my post

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>>78968610
Jesus Christ please no

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>>78968670

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>>78969137
What about actual bunny amethyst?

>>78968946
Good try, but not enough scan lines are going through the Pearl

>>78969123
>Shag
This mane took me almost 8 years to grow >:c[\spoiler]

>>78968525
It's Young-Greg/Pearl shipping, based on hatefucking jealousy over Rose.

>>78969074
greg/opal confirmed

>>78968396
Why is she hugging Murderface?

>>78969017

Lapis

>crazy
>stupid
>depressive
>stole the ocean
>tried to murder Steven and his closest friends
>leaves without so much as a "sorry"

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i hope this ships crashs and burns with every one on it

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>>78968252
this is ridiculous
I mean, how do you even become a NEET?
you just have to be the biggest loser in the world.

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>>78969059
Yeah I'd recommend you be bigger to cosplay Greg. I'm 6'3" too but I'm pretty /fit/. I'm getting huge over the next year and cosplaying Jasper.

I mean you guys like Jasper with a dick anyways so give it till this fall and you'll have your wish.

>>78968776
It won't.

>>78968630
I see you have some bad taste there anon

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Seeing Opal again really warmed my heart and sharpened my dick

>>78968622
yeh, which was quite obvious seeing as how something as trivial as an outfit change was already seen as revolutionary and important (amtheyst and pearl)

>>78969064
so we shouldn't get excited about seeing characters we've had to wait so long for?

>>78969239
Hm,m,m interesting yes

>>78969210
Who can resist his charms

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More abused sapphire AU when

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>>78968241
>>78968928
>>78969084
>>78969137
>>78969175

>>78968630
k e k

>>78969059
>I am 6'3 and almost lanky.

Then why don't you cosply as someone else?
Try Pearl

>>78969239
I can't do Jasper because I'm not buff enough. Why can't there be more long haired characters in the world?

>>78969256
>Overhyping
>Will lead to expectations
>When expectations aren't met people will get pissy

It's better then not having your standards met.

>>78969055
I like drama and passion so percy/paulette for me

>>78969225
Stop doing anything just because it annoys you and come back to your mom's basement.

>>78968896
At least you have the dedication to move your life forward.
When I was 18yo I got into chemestry and studied nothing, after a year I got approved in 4 classes.
At age 19yo I redid the exam and got into Chemical Engineering. Thinking doing something more important for me would push me to study. I didn't study to get in, and I'm still not studying to get out.
Getting in was piss easy, the system for avalliation here is super broken once you know what you have to do to get them good grades.
Now college finally demands that i study and I can't do it because my whole life I've been getting 80%+ grades because everythingwas easy and I didn't need to make an effort to get good grades at everything.
I spend 7 days a week doing neither what pleases me, nor being productive. I browse nothing and do nothing, while nons-stop thinking about how shitty I've become.

>>78969265
O fuck this triggers me

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>>78969248
>Barely any porn for Opal
This is criminal

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>>78968183
>Tumblr cancer edition

Way to ruin a thread OP

>>78969265
That's horrible. You're horrible. Stop being horrible. Please. For the children.

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>Holy shit, a rare, wild Rose Quartz has appeared.
>What are anon's options?

I know you got a good imagination, /sug/.

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>>78969265
never because it's bullshit

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>>78968977

>baseless statements general

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>>78968848
Is Centipeetle's hair supposed to imply she's a Quartz?

BTW there's no damn D in Centipeetle. Get it right.

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>>78968242
>those big strong hands gently caressing your body

Oooohhh boy...

>>78969277
Because I'm a longhair and not anorexic.

new thread

>>78969271

new thread

>>78969265
When we have a writefag, then the drawfags will come

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>>78969239
...I literally cannot wait to see that.

>>78968737
no, 4chan

people on tumblr never try to have a claim to objectivity

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>>78969309
>>78969301

>>78969265
>implying that its Sapphire getting beat, not Ruby

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>>78969326

>>78969323
Still you could try for someone else. How about Marty?

>>78968957
Is Pearl not wearing anything under that apron?
Noice

>>78969295
You are the reason why /co/ should create an online animation studio and crowdsource its projects

>>78969134
B-but my birdmom

>>78969286
SU has always delivered in my opinion

>>78969239
This pleases my dick immensly

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>>78969032

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>>78969265
>>78969334

>>78968906
Danielle Kogan, here's her channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJ4F2X5gnUTZ-IdRRqrXZQ

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>>78969268
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>78969312

>Attack [10p]
>Cast fusion [40p]
>Run [5p]
>Betray planet [0p]

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>>78969312
POSE

>>78969410
>Best Jojo

Muh nigga

>>78969365
What would that change? I've never heard of this idea so I'm just curious.

>>78969075

Everybody flipped their shit in ICHBG, and Garnet was the one who resorted to smashing.

Clearly Pearl needed to get laid. I think Garnet needs to seriously consider putting out on a regular basis for the good of the team.

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>>78969410
I second the POSE ing

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>>78968183
Which Poil is your favorite, /sug/?

>>78969304
is this going to be like adventure time where if the two waifu characters get with each other and not with the main boy /co/ will start being super salty about it all the time

>>78969321
I hope not i Want centipeedle to be Apatite a gem known for being acidic

New Rob Dyke video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkZlT8O4nZg

>>78968880
Once the show was cancelled, she fell on hard times.

Did porn. Fell into prostitution. Finally, she O.D. in the mid 90s.

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>>78969239
Learn how to do make up seriously, pouty lips and sharp eyeliner, Unironically try trap-threads. Then make sure to learn how to do what you need to do while getting the orange banded skintone. Oh, and pad your hips out too, Maybe bust too a little but that's not as required.

Oh, and don't pussy out.

>>78969437
Maybe and only maybe, giving easy jobs to unmotivated fags like drawing a face could make them actually work. They would feel better, work would be done.

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>>78969386

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>>78969457

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>Bloople and Yearl get redeemed and join the CGs (or at least become allys)
What scenarios can you think up with this set up?

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>>78969457
Terrifying renegade

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>>78969457
All poil

>>78969457
Soiled poil

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>>78968602

>>78969265
>>78969344
>>78969386

Who would win a fight to the death, Ruby or Sapphire?

>>78969457
Yellow, she seems fun to have around purely for her reactions.

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>>78969457
Piss Pearl all the way famzilla

Prove me wrong faggots

>>78969149
No, no, ACTUAL horsecocks. Pictures of real horse genitalia. Not cartoon made up dicks that don't exist

>>78968524
Can someone remake the MAKE IT GAYER comic using this image? Thanks.

>>78969265
Forgive me for what I'm about to do /sug/.

>Sapphire washes her face by the pond.
>Rose finds her.
"What are you doing?"
>Sapphire turn to show her the massive shiner she now has.
>Rose frowns.
"It happened again."
>Sapphire looks down, tearing up.
"I don't know how much longer I can do this."
>Rose puts her hand on Sapphire's shoulder.
"We need Garnet if we are to rally more support for the rebellion. Hold on a bit longer."

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>>78969312

>>78969512
Please tell me you forgot to post a picture...

>>78969457
white pearl

>>78969457
all of them are equally beautiful

except for snide 60s secretary poil

>>78969319
Fuck off Para

>>78968957

Do you think next bomb we'll get a pearl focused episode that ISN'T about her fucking everything up? I kinda feel like she needs a win.

>>78969497
This fuels me

>>78969470
Totally unrelated, but I love watching this shit so thanks I guess. I like his eyebrows.

>>78969494
Jesus I'm just gonna get naturally big. I don't want to pad out. Plus, people in trap threads want twinks, not big bear traps.

The makeup is something I need to learn, though. I may just try to connect with a local cosplay enthusiast in my area to help with that.

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>>78969519
Bro that's not even fair.
Like in all seriousness Sapphire has all the advantages.
Even the surprise advantage because we don't even know her weapon yet.

>>78969538
>Garnet randomly grows limbs/facial features at times