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>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
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>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
ain't that bad anon, better than Steven x any gem
>tfw if Jasper joins the gems, she'll probably turn 'good'
>instead of staying as a barely controlled ball of hate who's just angry she got abandoned and wants to smash homeworld shit now
>have cute brown girl
>both get kinky
>Gems walk in on you
>what do you say.
>shipping Lapis with absolutely anyone
also I've seen the leaks; you're out of your goddamn mind if you think that's Peridot being thirsty and not simply her trying to apologize to her for the whole keeping her as prisoner thing
I want Peridot's first fusion to be /m/ as fuck.
Please forgive the 5-minute picture.
>still hanging onto lapidot when Lapsper has already been foreshadowed.
Reminder not to make shit threads like last one.
>Dog shit is better than horse shit!
It's still shit, anon.
Wait what happened with last thread and this other thread >>78955000 ?
did people not read the mod's note or something?
are they doing it on purpose?
>Malachite is the Pet dog right next to Centipeetle
If Peridot is Tumblr: the Gem, which gem is /co/? Lapis?
hey /sug/, I aint feeling to well, just gonna lie down and wait it out
What are all of you listening to atm?
NOTHING is better than Steven x Lapis/Pearl Fusion
Greg/Pearl AU, Part 9.
>Mr Dewey drives to the last door on his campaign route.
>Little Buck watches from the truck.
>Watches as he is laughed at by the occupant.
>Mr Dewey sits back in the truck.
"You made that person really happy."
>Dewey musters up a smile as he looks at his naive son.
>As he get's ready to drive away, catches sight of another walking from the empty lot in town.
"Uh, Buck, wait here. Daddy has one more, uh, potential constituent to meet."
>Dewey sprints over to her.
>Before he can reach her, she senses the approach and spins around, pointing a spear.
>He stops right at the point.
>She lowers her spear.
"Oh, it's you. The loudspeaker man."
"Ah, heh heh. Dewey."
"Dewey? Ooooh. I'm Pearl."
"Um, I noticed you didn't have a flier, and what kind of future mayor would I be in no one knew who I was."
"Um, alright... Mr Dewey. I have to go now."
>She walks away.
>He goes back to his truck, lovestruck as he watches her walk away.
>Sitting down, he becomes sad.
>Buck tuggs on his shirt.
"Is the lady gonna vote for you?"
"Maybe she didn't like my flier."
>Buck looks at the remaining stack of fliers, then to the blank paper and crayons in front of him.
>That night, Dewey tosses and turns in bed.
>He is on a date with Pearl, who is wearing a dress with fishnet leggings.
"More ice cream m'lady?"
"Ahahahahahahahah!!! You're a riot!"
>On a bed, Pearl rips his shirt open.
"Oh my, how are you so big?"
"Nanobites fair maiden."
"Not a maiden for long..."
>She lowers herself onto his throbbing pole.
"Hmph! So tight!"
"Ah, ah, ah, aaaah!"
>He pulls her shoulder straps down as she pumps harder.
>He bites his lips.
"Ah, I'm... DO'IN THE DEW!"
>Dewey suddenly settles in his sleep.
>no time to sad
this almost sounds like a sonic meme
Renegade/Rogue Jasper is something I can get behind. Maybe she'll just be a neutral character once she's released. Whenever Homeworlds makes contact with earth again, a.k.a when they get a signal that the cluster has been destroyed and send peopel to check on how and why this happened, she will try to talk to them to see if she can get back to Homeworld. Maybe fuse with some other gem, maybe get zapped right out of existance because of failure followed by a probability of betrayal.
There is one sad ass backstory to this picture, isnt there.
I see a wedding ring...
lmao you faggios have to resort to alternate universes for your crap ship to work
>At the van.
>Greg looks at the flier, as Pearl wipes the dust off some of his records.
"He puts on a good front, but not enough about policy."
"It's a miracle most of your politicians ever gain power."
"Hey, I didn't vote for them."
>Greg luaghs to himself.
"What if I became president?"
>Pearl looks back with an eyebrow raised and a smirk.
"You'd blow up the planet."
>Greg grabs a stack of papers off his dash board.
>He clears his throat as he begin to speak in a mocking presidential tone.
"My fellow citizens, I can assure you I did not know about those weapons sales."
>Pearl looks confused until he winks at her.
"Oh Mr President, how will you ever get out of this?"
"Ms Secretary, I need you to shredd these documents."
>Pearl grabs the stack and tosses it in the air.
>She pulls out a sword and shredds them.
>Greg is backed up against the van wall, norrowly missing getting hit.
>His shirt splits in two.
"That was hot."
>yfw you realize this isn't too far off from what could actually happen
I want all of her fusions to be /m/ as fuck.
>It's one of those times Garnet's involvement could have ended the show early.
>Greg grabs Pearl in a bear hug.
"Looks like I owe you a political favor."
>He leans in a gives her a heavy kiss.
>Pearl slaps him.
"Oh, we shouldn't do this!"
>Greg corners her.
"No one needs to know."
>They kiss like they're in heat, stripping down.
>Pearl wraps her arms around Greg, pressing against his body.
>She runs her fingers through his hair.
>He gropes her all over, laying on his back.
>she slides along his shaft, just avoiding the tip.
>it throbs everytime her sliding pulls back the skin.
>the warm wetness makes him more slippery.
>He takes his tip and guides it into Pearl.
>She lays on his belly as he thrusts into her.
"Unf, unf, unf..."
>Her breathing becomes shallow. She begins to drool on his chest.
>He can feel her twitching as she cums, and holds her head.
>He lets himself out and cums.
>They catch thier breath.
>Pearl looks at the spilled seed.
"Why do you always pull out?"
"I'm trying not top get you pregnant."
"Gems can't get pregnant."
>Greg's face drops.
"Oh. Well that's fun news."
>He looks at the flier that led to this event.
"Maybe I should start paying more attention to politics."
Garnet was trying to force her gay ways on Peridot.
https://join.skype.com/tEmk8rsaxtaT official circle jerk
when are you gonna go back to /ss/?
The guy behind it talked about writing a fic about the crystal gems breaking up after Garnet's death. Lapis and Pearl fused to support each other. Years later Steven comes back to make some bittersweet love to her
>implying I take any of this seriously.
My Amy folder is low by the way.
She didn't do that because she liked it, she did it for steven. Garnet gays it up literally all the time is always up for a menage a trois if it can get her more sweet gem pussy.
It's weird seeing all these designs of her being about Pearls size, yet considering how small she is her true form would also be midget sized like Amy,Peridot and Ruby/Saphire which is fairly common for most gems.
Does anyone else feel like when Garnet put on that slow song in Steven's Birthday because she was trying to get Steven and Connie to fuse again?
after seeing how gay she is in log date, I find it hard to believe she won't be taken by lapis' beauty
also since zuke feels the most like peri and she loves lapis
and didn't some creator once say peridot's favorite color was blue?
I'm pondering a minor Peridot/Steven... thing.
>tactless bigot who presents her opinions as objective facts
what if peridot's weapon is a laser drill
>Implying condoms can stop the murdercock jr.
>Implying anything can stop the murdercock jr.
Greg's murdercock worked because Rose would die from it normally
Steven thus compensates by jizzing out tiny gem shards that destroy his partner's body, thust continuing the murdercock even with humans.
You don't get to see the bullshit icons cluttering my desktop.
Seriously why is this a meme here? The video was okay but the penis joke is meh
I think most people derive their healed peedles from this
I don't know. Nothing. Though there's this girl watching a movie with Dwayne Johnson playing a guitar, so that, maybe.
I'd love to go home and drift off to some Giles Corey.
I make Amethyst and Garnet share a folder cause I don't have a lot of pictures of them.
>tfw have college projects and homework all day so you can only do the things you like 2 days a week
I hope we see kid/baby Sour Cream in Greg the Babysitter.
Here's a little something something for my sweet little charmer.
She quit acting after a hacker got nuder from her cloud and posted them online.
What the fuck does lapis have to do with this
Does anybody thinks Pearl is acting differently during the last episodes?
After Sardonyx, it looks like she's more tame or less histrionic. Her acts or feelings doesn't look exaggerated like they used to be
Because we don't have memes.
Gotta work with what we have.
No. Yo'ure doing it all wrong. It's all from pic related.
Doing government PSAs about corrupted gem monster safety
>Hi, I'm Kelly Darling, you might remember me fas the precocious daughter from the 90's sitcom Li'l Butler. But today I have a very serious topic I would like to talk to you about...
Doing the fucking dew
Post YFW someone says that
PercyXPierreisn't best ship
I don't think she'll ever become as quirky-lovable as the smaller gems are presented as due to her sheer size and bloodthirsty brawler attitude. Even if she's redeemed, she'd mix up the dynamic with the gems. Everyone else is so cutesy small "love is the answer" sweet.
Do I have to be fat to cosplay as young Greg? I already have long curly hair. Ears pierced. I plays guitars. Ripped jeans and star shirt shouldn't be a problem. I am working on building more arm muscle (I have until June) but I am 6'3 and almost lanky.
>that one fusion you really want to see will never be in the show
>made dean's list at my uni
>my music is starting to get a bit of attention
>That one fusion you really want to see get's teased to all hell and will probably be pushed back to be the last one
I get what you mean. Back in the first dozen or so episodes, Pearl usually had more speaking lines than Amethyst and Garnet combined.
I guess the dynamics have changed. Garnet and Amethyst have opened up to Steven more, so there's less room for her. Steven has matured a lot and actually knows a lot more about being a Crystal Gem, so she doesn't need to dote on him so much.
Bunnysuit Amy a best
don't be a tease, post some you faggot.
this is ridiculous
I mean, how do you even become a NEET?
you just have to be the biggest loser in the world.
Yeah I'd recommend you be bigger to cosplay Greg. I'm 6'3" too but I'm pretty /fit/. I'm getting huge over the next year and cosplaying Jasper.
I mean you guys like Jasper with a dick anyways so give it till this fall and you'll have your wish.
Seeing Opal again really warmed my heart and
sharpened my dick
At least you have the dedication to move your life forward.
When I was 18yo I got into chemestry and studied nothing, after a year I got approved in 4 classes.
At age 19yo I redid the exam and got into Chemical Engineering. Thinking doing something more important for me would push me to study. I didn't study to get in, and I'm still not studying to get out.
Getting in was piss easy, the system for avalliation here is super broken once you know what you have to do to get them good grades.
Now college finally demands that i study and I can't do it because my whole life I've been getting 80%+ grades because everythingwas easy and I didn't need to make an effort to get good grades at everything.
I spend 7 days a week doing neither what pleases me, nor being productive. I browse nothing and do nothing, while nons-stop thinking about how shitty I've become.
>Tumblr cancer edition
Way to ruin a thread OP
>Holy shit, a rare, wild Rose Quartz has appeared.
>What are anon's options?
I know you got a good imagination, /sug/.
Is Centipeetle's hair supposed to imply she's a Quartz?
BTW there's no damn D in Centipeetle. Get it right.
>those big strong hands gently caressing your body
Everybody flipped their shit in ICHBG, and Garnet was the one who resorted to smashing.
Clearly Pearl needed to get laid. I think Garnet needs to seriously consider putting out on a regular basis for the good of the team.
Learn how to do make up seriously, pouty lips and sharp eyeliner, Unironically try trap-threads. Then make sure to learn how to do what you need to do while getting the orange banded skintone. Oh, and pad your hips out too, Maybe bust too a little but that's not as required.
Oh, and don't pussy out.
>Bloople and Yearl get redeemed and join the CGs (or at least become allys)
What scenarios can you think up with this set up?
Piss Pearl all the way famzilla
Prove me wrong faggots
Forgive me for what I'm about to do /sug/.
>Sapphire washes her face by the pond.
>Rose finds her.
"What are you doing?"
>Sapphire turn to show her the massive shiner she now has.
"It happened again."
>Sapphire looks down, tearing up.
"I don't know how much longer I can do this."
>Rose puts her hand on Sapphire's shoulder.
"We need Garnet if we are to rally more support for the rebellion. Hold on a bit longer."
Jesus I'm just gonna get naturally big. I don't want to pad out. Plus, people in trap threads want twinks, not big bear traps.
The makeup is something I need to learn, though. I may just try to connect with a local cosplay enthusiast in my area to help with that.
Bro that's not even fair.
Like in all seriousness Sapphire has all the advantages.
Even the surprise advantage because we don't even know her weapon yet.
Young dancer girl next door Pearl.
Yeah she's a filthy rebel degenerate.
>They form Garnet
>Is a lot more abusive to Steven to outlet Saphhire's anger
the one that will do it for you
Personally, I never cared about shipping. However, since Steven and Connie are essentially canon, is that even shipping?
tumblr is the exact opposite, to the point that NOTHING (including cold, hard, throbbing facts) are subjective and the fact that ice is cold is just your opinion, stop triggering me
>yfw Steven becomes the God-(Gem)mperor of Mankind.
Remember when people tried to force the sounding stuff with Peridot?
So Sucrose literally just hired her best friends? And It worked out?
>"Ahahahahahahahah!!! You're a riot!"
Fucking hell, this story man.
>Iran Contra reference.
>ITT: People want the better half of Garnet to be abused by a shit tier gem
Currently writing a weird Lapidot drabble to this. I've been having a lot of daydreams about Lapis driving along the coast to relax with Peridot tagging along and holding her hand because she's too socially stunted to do much else but the fact that she's there means more to Lapis than anything else anyone's done for her, so she's cool with it.
Yeah... something like that. But even still. I'm poor as I can be. Parents unemploeyd. Grandparents either self-sustaining farmers in another state or sick as fuck paying for treatments in the city.
I've always been the intellectual "hope" of the family. And I like chemestry. So I keep telling myself that I'm not doing the wrong thing, that becoming something big is the way to go.
But right now, at almost 20yo, I can't hold back the feeling that I have that I would rather work with something artistic. I hate my younger self for never grabbing a piece of paper to draw so I would be good as of now. Because now, I don't have money for a tablet to get into art, I don't have money to get a decent PC to get into game development (my PC is literally from 2008, every part is onboard). I only have my university.
I can't fix anything now.
"I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life" is a quote that speaks to me in a spiritual level
>Characters that are copies of one of the originals with a different color scheme
>appears for less than a couple of minutes
>tons and tons of fanart
HOW DOES SUGAR DO IT?!
Imagine if she makes the Gem Ginyu Force. We'll be stuck here FOREVER!
Something bothers me about Peridot's poof and reformation. She looks EXACTLY THE SAME. The other gems changed up their outfits/body proportions after every poof and reformation.
Why didn't Peridot?
Rose's Scabbard is on there, but not Space Race.
At least pick the good Pearl episode!
>No We Need to Talk
FUCK when did you guys vote? This list is all kinds of horrible.
>2015 + 1
>not liking the better Peridot ship
>Today, Godking Steven and Lord President Connie have announced that they are having a third child.
>The galactic kingdom celebrates as the merciful and mighty royal family grows.
>tumblr never tries to pass opinions and factoids as actual facts
>tumblr doesnt outright lie and falsify statistics and charts to make their points valid
>implying tumblr is not a mirror to 4chan with siws being the female equivalent of /pol/
boy are you wrong
She didn't need to? Peridot's very focused on utility. Function over form. What you see is what she thinks the perfect Peridot.
That being said, I have no doubt she WILL change outfits.
>making just enough money to pay off every bill
>still feel like shit because I cant create art
>Just want to create some of my ideas for shows/movies/books
AT LEAST IM MAKING MONEY THO RIGHT?
>In the answer instead of being confused Garnet is repulsed
>As soon as they unfuse Ruby is disgusted as fuck, targets Sapphire immediately
>Blue Diamond is mad at them
>Sapphire grabs Ruby and fucks off
>Ruby starts screaming at her, takes a hit
>Ruby has her as something to take out frustration on while she figures out what to do
>They find Rose and Pearl
>Garnet is pivotal to the war
Reddit also likes inhaling oxygen too! Damn them for stealing our epic memes!
jasper is orange
and it's not like yellow hasn't been used for peridot before, remember the balloon amethyst blew?
peridot's obsessed with hierarchy and probably saw things in terms of "color wars"/diamond factions before becoming a cg. that's why she didn't ship percy/paulette
Peridot is a young Gem. All she knows is what she was made and trained for. So her reformation and shapeshiting training are probably basic and utilitarian.
poof, reform, get back to work.
What I find absolutely hilarious about this is that they're complaining about gay content being removed in an episode revolving around a straight couple.
Practice drawing instead of browsing a message board.
I should too
funny, havent seen the word "fact" once mentioned in there
maybe because she intended the whole thing as a (shit) opinion or an observation? or is reading comprehension really that much of an endangered skill these days
Didn't take substantial battle damage. All Garnet did was squeeze her. Fuck, I don't know. Maybe their body only regenerate's differently when it's damaged before it get's poofed.
Did Garnet changed after
getting poofed by Jasper? Can she reform differently, even though she's a fusion?