Best Mom Edition
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>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
>BP and YP get redeemed
>Blue acts like Steven's butler
>Yellow is basically a kid-friendly whore (constantly asking Steven to fuse with her)
Would /sug/ like that?
I like this edition, but I'm pretty sure moms don't smoke.
Requesting this with Steven on his shield hitting YD
Can't believe there are still people posting in these threads who haven't watched the bomb episodes
Garnet is not a dick to Greg, although you do get the vibe that she thinks Greg is a simple creature (can't be helped, they are aliens with advanced things and Greg is a human).
Amethyst is not a dick to Greg, although she did toy with his feelings once.
Pearl is a dick to Greg, yes.
I do understand your sentiments, though. But unlike you, I happen to enjoy how mean Pearl is to everyone. She tries to be nice a lot, but deep down she resents a lot of things. That's why she has these bursts sometimes and she gets triggered over small things (Rose's Scabbard).
I'm mostly fine with the drama in this show, but I didn't like Pearl's outburst in that episode where she teaches Connie to swordfight. That really felt forced to me.
I'll appreciate ANYTHING involving YP and BP.
I'm thirsty for the thirstiest
Even Pearlfags can't be this delusional, Garnet is objectively best mom
Who has the best hair in the show and why is it Malachite
This. We now know who the real best mom was.
>I'm yours now, whether you like it or not!
She will after she realizes the cluster hasn't hatched. Right now she probably assumes Peri and any remaining gems on the planet are going to die anyways so she isn't even going to waste her time.
I'd really love to see that, and it would be really cool if Steven's fusions with BP and YD would be similair to his fusion with CG Pearl, except with more body parts and slightly more monstrous.
Pearl is only a good mom when things are okay.
Once things get a bit rough, she becomes the worst mom.
>not trusting steven on those Peridot orb bots
>getting mad at steven for knowing some things about his mom that she didn't
I'd take anything where Steven fuses with the Gems, accidentally or not.
I think she really did. In the Strawberry Fields and sky arena Pearl could only gush about the fighting. Garnet, the only other veteran, was the one who spoke about the casualties.
Pearl fucking LOVED fighting the war. But without that, and without Rose, she's been purposeless for apparently 14 years.
I fucking love these. Are there more?
Man... I really don't want to see Steven fuse with any of the gems. It just feels weird.
>Sucrose will slip in a powerful commentary on abusive relationships right under the CN censors' noses
She the youngest of gems and if they were structured as a family she would be Steven's big sister.
>We bring the world new cluster!
>It's Diamond's new world buster!
>Every one in human face, will float off into space
>When we bring to the world, Disuster!
That image is from a long, long time ago. Months before Rainbow Quartz was first shown.
I'd love to see Steven/Gem fusions, it'd be a great way to explore his relationship with them.
Daily reminder that the connectionless char is Garnet and not Steven
Post jailbreak Garnet is Magenta/purple (depending on lighting)
It's the only image I have that has fusions with Steven and the other CGs (except Peridot) in it. I've got images that has Steven/Pearl fusions and Steven/Peridot fusions, would you rather I post them instead and make it look like I'm mostly talking about those fusions instead of all Steven/Gem fusions?
Opal obviously, what is this, amateur hour?
hey /sug/ can you please dump all your Lapis being a bitch/cunt comics or pictures? I need them to show a friend. Thanks.
GG means git gud m8
They are both good in their own way
I'm working on an animated version of >>78954393
though it might take for fucking ever
>I really need to think about this shit before doing it
Glad to see people still like this.
Would you a 2d beat em up of SU, in the style of Turtles in time?
Which is why it hurts so much when it breaks
>Episode hyped up in promo like it's gonna be the best thing since steven bomb 4
>Ends up being the worst of the bomb
God damn it cartoon network
Lapis, we'll always leave each other alone but I'll always have a secret crush on her that I will never reveal until we finally part ways, and she will then reject me because I never had the courage to tell her after all those years of rooming together. I'll never see her again.
Braum always makes me think of an older Steven. He's even got a shield.
>didn't like connie/steven getting irrevocably confirmed
...Why would you do that?
>You will never have a /fit/ brown woman fiercely protect you
Seriously, Connie was confirmed as a fan of Hunkiness, and Steven verified that he has already internalized marrying her. They should just do a timeskip already, make the equivalent of Dragonball Z to SU's Dragonball.
>14-year-old steven looks better than regular steven
In our darkest hours, our heart is there for us, keeping us alive with ever determined beat. Never doubt the strength of your heart, it fights, even when you have given up.
Just like Steven
No, they let Pendleton Ward have all the money he wants because any amount of money he spends will be returned threefold. The day that stops being true is the day Adventure Time ends. Not before, if Pendleton Ward wants to end the show naturally, because it will lsoe them money, and not after, if it will lose them money.
>Fusion has a meter that ticks down like the rings in Sonic when you're Super Sonic
>meter can be kept up by downing enemies with specials
>tfw plowing through stage as Sugilite
>tfw screen-clearing Opal bow-strikes
>tfw Sardonyx used dig, it's super effective
Can we talk about how suspiciously placed Greg was.
yeah but now it's explicitly spelled out
This type of thing does sometimes happen. Childhood friends turn into lovers, get married, have kids and stay together for the rest of their lives.
It's not common these days as people are encouraged to spread themselves around, but even a massive cynic like myself can see a sweetness in that type of relationship.
>Implying diamonds would hang out
They're all neurotic pieces of shit as far as we've seen
Do you think Peridot gets introduced to Vidya by Steven at some point?
i hope the Best Pearl Cosplayer Alive will cosplay yellow pearl
>Beating the game on hard mode unlocks an entirely new story where you play as Rose Quartz during the war
>It's hard as tits.
>Final boss is White Diamond
>Beating her makes Rose Quartz available to play anywhere.
Homeworld can suck my water penis and lick my water baloons
Can't wait for Steven to show up at the 23rd gem tournament.
Cho'Gath mid, how based can you get, you beautiful bastard.
>Rose must die Mode
Gems May Cry
Featuring Rose from Gems May Cry
What sort of game is she introduced to? I sort of imagine Peridot enjoying fighting games - simple in premise, but complicated and a puzzle in and of itself
>>Beating the game on hard mode unlocks an entirely new story where you play as Rose Quartz during the war
Asking too much, gotta save some meat for a followup game, besides we gotta see more of the War itself before getting into prequel territory.
Part of her fusion dance with Pearl was cut
I would argue that that one of the least lewd fusion dances because Garnets dances are raunchy as fuck , but it's probably because Rose looks more human than the others
Oh look,there's my childhood.
Garnet would be the perfect wingman / chaperone. Help Steven advanced his relationship but stop them from going too far.
Pearl was a good mom when she was at her lowest point during her feud with Garnet. She even took time from her constant depression to go and cheer Steven at something as simple as a play.
Pearl have flaws but her being a good caretaker of Steven is rarely questionable.
Definitely Steven, if he counts. I like Garnet, but her future vision would probably make me anxious, so maybe Peridot. I'll show her around town and cook for her, and in return she'll fix my broken toaster of a laptop. I'm willing to cook for Steven for free.
>Devil May cry
Imagine a game where you fight against giant corrupted gems like Bayonetta. Hell, Bayonetta even has a Giant woman as the final boss.
Anyone else thought Yellow Diamond's reveal was a bit underwhelming?
getting all depressed from reading all the predictions for YD in the archive Fanfictionis one hell of a drug
>>TODAY ON: ONLY LESBIAN ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS!
>>IN THIS EPISODE: SEXUAL FRUSTRATION! FRIEND ZONING, AND TIME WASTING MIND GAMES.
Garnet seems the most likely of the cast to get a Bayonetta like-centric game.
>Surfing on a hurricane of seawater as a giant gem-monster flies through it
>Giant mid-air battles
>A mechanic similar to Xenoblade's Shulks future vision instead of witchtime
>if you dodge a predicted attack at the right time, you get a speed boost
Thank you all for your kind words, it does mean a lot. /sug/ helps me through the day more often than not.
>cheer at his play
That's what I'm talking about. She's okay during trivial things (plays, chores, etc). God help you when you go against her or know something she doesn't know. Most of the time, she belittles Steven or not trust him. Garnet is the only one who consistently believes in Steven.
>mfw winter break will be over after this weekend
>mfw I'll have to deal with my roommate again
>mfw waking up early for class again
All this and no regular new SU episodes, truly this existence is a harsh and unforgiving one.
I'am the only one who doesn't want Steven and Connie together? I like them more as friends and i think Steven should end with a gem. Rebecca better deliver.
also I thought her reveal was breddy good, I love some good bureaucratic villainy
CONQUEROR OF ITS TIME
KING OF THE GENERATION
I like the Splatoon/radical kid vibe you get from people making Steven/Peridot fusions
Remember when we thought that we could have threatening villains?
Remember when we thought Steven could genuinely get his shit fucked up?
Remember when we thought that new CGs would be interesting and unique characters?
I can think of a few times where she was a really bad mom, but even then there's been plenty of times when she was a great mom. Plus, Steven definitely thinks of her as the closest to a "mom", as shown in Fusion Cuisine and the Chillie Tid dreams.
Poutine is pretty nice, but you can make it yourself. Get some nice gravy (kfc stuff works) make some fries, and then find some high quality cheese curds (not proper cheese, but the curds) you dab curds in the fries, and then pour warm gravy over top.
It's a nice warm food to have in the winter - shame is, even here in Canada, the good stuff only really exists in Montreal/Quebec, and if you're in BC, sure you can get it, but it's not the same, my dude.
It's almost like she's written like a real mom, mistakes and all.
Only she's got it even harder because she's an alien and is probably the first Gem in recorded history to have to go through something like this.
When it's all said and done, Pearl and the Gems have done an amazing job raising and teaching Steven. He turned out to be better than most people his age, and will probably be a good person throughout his lifetime
>Steven getting his shit fucked up(indirectly, it's his fault)
>interesting and unique character
All in pic related. Vote
Lapisfor endgame evil
Honestly half the shit I see like this is probably posted on Tumblr by someone from 4Chan, and before you say that's far fetched just think about all the people on this website, this very board even, that falseflag /sug/ trying to get us banned.
Like seriously, I don't think anyone actually thinks like this.
Why is it that Steven/Gem fusions are so hard to find? Is it that people don't want him to fuse with Gems? Or is it that they're waiting for confirmation over if Steven can fuse with Gems? Or are they just waiting for Steven to fuse with a Gem and then they'll make fanart of that fusion?
Peridot. We share a mutual interest in electronics/technology in general and have somewhat obsessive tendencies. We'd only venture outside the apartment for food and to go to conventions.
>like a real mom
A mom that doesn't believe in you and leave you dangling off a cliff? Is that what you think a mom would do?
Just because she does chores doesn't mean she's like a "real mom".
Well you have to consider that Greg raised Steven until he was probably 8 or 10, and that the Gems took over from there to train him in using his Gem powers. But yeah, the other CGs have still done a very good job at raising him so far.
WHAT DO YOU THINK PINK DIAMOND IS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS LIKE?
WHAT WILL HER ROLE BE?
Every time I see older Steven I can't help but think he sounds like IZ
I really should pick up a Wii-u to try this game, because it sounds pretty good.
Thanks for the tips, will definitely try
Also heading for a week to Vancouver later this year so guess I'll see..
as a dutchman I applaud all dishes with excessive amounts of friest
Please, Greg is both best mom and best dad.
>I'm not tumblr btw.
That's what tumblr would say.
>So what if your child comes out disabled.
Didn't you just say in your own stupid post that most people who smoke are disadvantaged and poor? Does your tiny pea brain not understand that disabled children require more money, support and time put into their development than normal kids, and if you're already poor prior to the pregnancy you're sure as shit not gonna be able to afford that?
How old is this person? They'd better be in fucking middle school.
Usually, most little diners you come across will probably have a poutine option. Can't say anything about the quality of them, but doesn't hurt to try.
Also, in Vancouver's harbour-y area, there's Granville Island, and it has a really nice seafood place called the Sandbar, so if you at all like seafood, there you go
But no lie, Vancouver's got some great resturaunts. A lot of them are pricy as fuck sadly.
I wonder if there's any Gems that have a personality similar to Bayonettas. Not exactly fap-bait, but still has that really fabulous, over the top and dramatic movements and flair for the fabulous
i mean, shit happens anon. I would think it'd be easier to not be a piece of shit and fuck over your unborn child, and try to drop your shit habits anyway. But apparently thats ableist. Because having an addiction to cigarettes or alcohol is a disability. And what's with this "why is it a bad thing if the baby comes out disabled?" shit? Obviously it's bad because it starts your kid off behind everyone else, and will most likely keep them behind everyone else for the rest of their lives. You're giving them a shittier existence just because you want to indulge your shit habits. Fuck these people, because even if this specific person is a troll, you know that there are still some people that actually buy into this shit and it fucking boggles my mind. Sorry for the long rant about shit no one really cares about, but this goes to show that
Amyfags are pure shit
Assuming Pearl decides to "give up her physical form" and have a child with Mayor Dewey what would her son look like? And what would his spirit animal be?
I have theory that Lion is part of Rose Quartz essence. Half of her energy went into Steven and the rest somehow became Lion.
>So your people colonized this part of the Earth, wiping out the indigenous population and securing a new homeland for yourselves? And you celebrate by killing, stuffing and consuming a large bird? I can get behind this.
>I'am the only one who doesn't want Steven and Connie together?
No my friend, I want for Steven to go the same way his dad went, going for that sweet gem booty. That's why StevenxPeridot is the best everything. Go on, tell me one reason why those two clods shouldn't end up together?
Pro tip: you can't
There was so many heart-warming moments between these two. "When It Rains" was so neat.
>I trusted you!
>I spend all that time bonding and hoping and caring about you!
I mean, just look at these adorable clods
Guys, I want to change my cellphone wallpaper, anything good you have?
When It Rains pushed Perieven pretty hard.
>You're all I need!
Some things are just too good for this world, Anon. But that doesn;t mean we should give up hope! THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
>No Mahaswaren x Vidalia yet
Best milfs should be paired, fight me.
Mayor Dewey, since he's the only funny one.
Then Lars, as he provides some much needed unpleasantness. Steven is so goody-goody I could puke sometimes, so him being there helps offset it a bit.
Everyone other human(except Greg) is a boring shit.
Young Greg's a wannabe rock star. Wannabe rock star guys have big hair, wannabe rock star girls put neon highlights or tips or whatever in their hair.
Might be blurring the dates and genres with those fads, but the real show is already WAY past that point.
Don't forget! Third wheeling. No one doesn't like the subtleties of being told that this relationship is better then you and that you will NEVER have this kind of satisfaction ever again.
Maybe, we don't know if Steven, or a hybrid impregnating a Gem would be different from a human impregnating a Gem. It could be that if Steven had a child the child would get their own Gem, but we've no idea if Steven having a child with a Gem would force the Gem to give up their physical form.
>First they told me that Peridot is going to be evil
>She won't be captured!
>The CGs would bubble her for good!
>She'll betray Steven!
>She won't be redeemed!
>She wont join the CGs!
>StevenxPeridot won't be canon!
When will the lies end? When will you learn? When will you learn?
>But what if people see your phone wallpaper.
Fuck em, that's what. It's your phone, put what you like on it.
Hey don't involve Amethyst in this. She might be a lazy fatass most of the time, but she knows she is and doesn't want to involve anyone else. What was that episode again where she kinda says Steven shouldn't follow her ways or some shit like that?