All New X-men issue 3 storytime

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Cyclops being the voice of reason

Again, as usual.

Oh great... Fagley art.

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>>78948159
Could be worse, could be Ramos.

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So when this guy pukes does only water come out?

Is the water he shoots from his own body or is there a gateway to a water dimension on him?

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Look at that, it seems mutant life's mater.

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>Icemans X-symbol is over his crotch
oh god what

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Look how happy Laura is over the chance of stabbing someone.

My little clone can't be this cute.

>>78948174
Magik's hobbit feet will haunt me.

>>78948247

WATER FROM THE WATER DIMENSION

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The cops let them go? Just like that?

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>>78948354

>mutants in a post cyclops world

FUCK YOU.

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Road trip time.

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I hope Toad joins the team

>>78948365
Because unlike his future self,Past Cyclops is right.

>>78948435
EXM thread is here, Storm >>78947424

>>78948435
That would be "righted"

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>>78948375

>>78948389
It's good to see that Young Scott is fine with being the same team with his ex and the two people that cucked him..... actually no it's not. I want more Young Scott in space.

>>78948403
>Toad is evil again
For what reason? Didn't he and Husk already had their happy ending? Wasn't he a somewhat professor in the Jean Grey School of Higher Learning?

>>78948300
Lower stomach, l2anatomy

>>78948502
>For what reason? Didn't he and Husk already had their happy ending?
She broke up, I think.
>Wasn't he a somewhat professor in the Jean Grey School of Higher Learning?
Janitor.

>>78948157
>maybe he is right
and you call yourself a fan.

>>78948403
How the fuck does this bartender know about X-men time shenanigans?

>>78948745
The Internet

>>78948745
Logan told him while attempting to drown his sorrows in cheap booze.

>>78948745
Maybe Toad told him?

>>78948745
That's where beast goes to rant about Scott.

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>>78948785

>another shot glass, barkeep
>you haven't even touched the bottle
>GRRRRRRRRR
>okay okay, but that's gonna cost you 10 bucks. Crazy old coot.

>>78948745
Maybe he lives long enough to remember Fall of the Mutants, Mutant Massacre, Inferno and other shenanigans. Do you think that average marvel citizen is oblivious to events?

this book is actually pretty good imo, and I used to think having the young X-Men around was the worst idea ever.

>>78948157
>doughnuts on the floor
love it

>>78948247
>center panel
THIS IS MY FACE WHEN I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!

Isnt Hank like ridiculously handsome in this?
Even the size of his feet and hands instead of making him a disgusting mutie only makes me think he has a monster cock.

>>78949246
Yeah, his features are fucking chiseled, it's weird. He might have a giant penis.

>>78948255
Last two panels had me geeking out hysterically, idk why

>>78948300
Iceman still straight?

I think one of the next issues has the new x-men fighting The Blob, so I think Toad will call his old friends.

>>78949406
No.

>>78948403
My nigga
Even if he is a villain been too long without Toad. Interesting look, with the retro costume jacket.

>>78949607
Maybe the black girl can turn hot to cold, cold to hot, and gay to straight too?

>>78949068
I think keeping teen Jean away was the best idea ever.

So, that's it for the Ghosts of Cyclops?

We only learned the names of 2 of them (Pillar and Thirst) from what I can see and that . . . that just pisses me off. I know the black girl is called Uppercut because Dennis actually mentioned it on his tumblr, but christ, man.

The last time he had a cast of new character that large, he introduced their names in an extremely shitty manner. Now, he doesn't even bother giving them names in story!

It's like . . . he listened to the criticisms and went to the opposite extreme!

>>78949749
She can only cause Schism.

>>78948148
>evan getting all touchy feely with bobby

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>>78948477
>>78948375
Oh wow.
Yeah. That's at least partially traced.
The headshape lines up perfectly. Nose and mouth are moved, but otherwise line up pretty well too.
I thought you were better than this, Bagley.

>>78948300
>3 Issues in
>Only just get to explaining Idie just now.

>>78948354
>they're just dumb kids
>nearly kill SWAT officers
>after being told to surrender twice

okay

>>78950037
I miss when a group would use all their codenames while displaying powers in a big fight panel.

>>78950754
>the porn Deadpool gave Evan in Uncanny was so fucked up, it turned him gay

>>78948174
Or Land.

>>78952808
Now you know why BLM parallels suck

>>78953619
Same.

Hell, I'd have settled for name boxes describing them.

>>78952808
Let's not forget they're actually thrill-seeking, flamboyant pickpockets who are using the Cyclops imagery as a smokescreen for their actions.

Only the black chick in any way comes out as anything more than a two dimensional standy to be punched, and she isn't even given a name in this story!

>>78948435
Silly Wolverine, you're:
1. dead
2. in denial of Cyclops being Right in ALL his phases :^)

>>78956114

>>78948335
>they were literally just waiting for a reason to kill everybody

>>78948745
He doesn't know specifics but over the years many heroes, especially x-men, die (sometimes publicly) then appear like 2 years later. You don't have to be an expert on them to know they're doing shit they shouldn't be.

>>78958704
It's a Hopeless comic. Things like humanity and compassion are alien concepts.

>>78958704
>>78959346
Well to be fair they are mutants

>>78948209
>I knew

Based Snarkclops.

>>78948821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ

>>78948745
Cable is famous and well known as being involved in time shennanigan bullshit.
Rachel is publicly listed as from the future i think? At the very least it would be mentioned in some Mutant themed version of trivial pursuit.
The reports of the Bendis 05 have been circulating the internet for at least 1-2 years in marvel time. Plus the whole public senator Kelly thing? Sentinels from the future attacking major cities? Not everyone might know but the knowledge is not nearly as obscure as you think.

>>78948300
>Idie and Bobby shown to have the beginning of a dynamic.
Damn it becomes more and more of a shame they retconned Bobby gay instead of bi by the day

>>78948564
Actually she still wanted to get to know him better even after regaining her sanity. He cut it off and ran away under fear that he'd fall back into his old bad self.

Needs more Shark girl.

>>78948228
>>78948247

Teenclops saving this book

>>78949943
By far. Could have done without Beast too but whatever.

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>>78949068

>Old Scott is dead so there can only be one Scott

Why didn't Marvel just erase the old original 6 with the reboot if they wanted to only have the young x-men around?

>>78968781
Because Bobby did nothing wrong

>>78948365
Wait, what happened to the Ghosts of Cyclops? Did the cops let them go free or not? How was Scott able to go free?

Kid Apocalypse, Baby Original 5, Wolverine Jr. Is this some kind of meta-statement on the lack of originality in comics? Or is it that too hopeful?

>>78948148
>Sidecut
>Idie

I must have missed something.