It's s videogame reference.
You God damn nerd.
Where have you guys been?
>this comic is unbearably unfunny
>i know, let's edit everything into dildos and buttplugs!
Why even have these threads in the first place.
It's as if you don't want the situation adjusted to have a brown 14 year old followed home by a chubby adult lady nerd to play with sex toys.
Besides, this strip in particular is asking for it. Look at the picture on the box, how easy the text on the side can be adjusted from 'Blue' to 'Plug' and the minimal dialogue change.
She wasn't even invited until she caught on that Marigold was being a pathetic loser. Marigold practically invited herself with that. She could have just asked to check it out or ask if she needed help setting it up or something.
Their point is that he only did it as a geek reference. He wouldn't just try a new angle for the sake of making his comic look better or improving as an artist, it all comes back to pandering.
The only joy QC can bring is in its ridicule. People who are here unironically need to learn this quickly.
The only people on /co/ who actually like it are fags who want to fuck the trap and they only emerge when the trap does.
>"My feelings are easily hurt so I'll reject good advice from actual professionals because I didn't like their tone"
Looks like you're exactly the kind of person that disclaimer was meant for.
Since the only purpose of posting this here is to start flame wars, it's no different from posting Dobson, Assigned Male or any of that other shit.
So why do the mods tolerate it, this awful shit should just be autofiltered. No joy is derived from it, only more shitposting.
I'm not, nor have I ever thought about being a VA. It's just his whole 'cool dude' persona gets shafted the second he tries to get serious still sounds like someone you're talking to in a pub. He sounds are less professional and more like a douche. Either commit to the persona or commit to professionalism (given he harped on about it so much).
He seemed to know his shit production wise but his attitude was far from attractive.
No, he's going to do about 4 more comics where Marigold helps the girl set up her Let's Plays and then it will become inexplicably popular because Jeph literally has no idea what else to do at this point
I GAVE YOU A TRANNY
I HAD THE MAIN GUY FUCK HIM
INTERNET, WHY ARE YOU WITHDRAWING MONEY? WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FABULOUSLY RICH INSTEAD OF OBSCENELY RICH?
>it's ableist to portray a character who's a shut in with bad skin and an unhealthy BMI as not acceptable. Marigold is still all of those things but its a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice and he has made her design more generic to reflect that.
>For a single person
>Not the AT2020 USB
The yeti has only one real advantage over other mics and it's the ability to switch the pick up type from cardioid to omni directional, if you are just one person you don't need that and should instead invest in a great cardioid mic, one that focuses on it like the AT2020.
The at2020 is just better for what she wants it to do. It's not a BAD mic, never let anyone tell you that. It's just not focused on a cardoid pattern and if you are just gonna record one person it should be cardoid focused instead of the multiple pick up patterns the yeti does.
>The at2020 is just better for what she wants it to do.
But maybe she might want to do more in the future, like record stuff with friends, or do podcasts. In which case she is better off getting the mic with more utility.
Although it's not like anyone who listens to her would give a shit. Her actual best choice would be the cheapest mic she can find.
That's a fair point she could have gotten away with a snowball. As someone that produces podcasts if she wanted to do podcasts in the future the ideal way is for everyone to have their own great cardoid mics and then you mix them together in post. Creates a better feel.
I 100% see your point though I just am I big faggot audiophile that thinks way too hard about the microphone purchasing choices of fictional characters.
>I just am I big faggot audiophile that thinks way too hard about the microphone purchasing choices of fictional characters.
It's the creator's fault for not giving us something more substantial to think about.
So what you're saying is that Marigold had a sexually ambiguous and unfulfilling encounter with an older woman when she was fourteen that has dominated her sexual drive and identity ever since? That she focuses heavily on pornography and eroge as they present safe, arms-length approach to sexuality that allows her to avoid the interactions associated with normal sexual relationships that make her uncomfortable and her attraction to Sam is an attempt to relive her earlier experience in a manner that provides some kind of closure that would allow her move on but is ultimately doomed as she cannot replicated the context of her sexual awakening?
Also one thing that bugs me. She is gonna go home and "set it up" that shit is plug and play and there is no stand to assemble as the yeti has a built in stand! Also she doesn't have a professional or hand made audio enclosure so there is nothing to set up their either! Also with no pop filter she is gonna ha all the sharp Ps and Ts
>Jeph in denial about the criticism for the previous comic being that it was shit
Yeah, it was all people who hate women, not people rolling their eyes at him pandering to the lowest hanging fruit of the internet.
>Go read it
>"That's pretty serious piece of hardware for a lil' girl like you"
Yeah, because someone snobby enough about microphones to bother making this sort of comment would TOTALLY call a Blue Yeti a "serious piece of hardware"
Great writing Jeph.
Father comes home at end of day, sees his 14 year old daughter hanging out with a substantially older person without any supervision, helping her set up a webcam and mic.
A. Smile and nod, knowing his work is done here
B. Threaten to call the cops if Marigold comes within 100 yards of the house ever again
C. Never actually happen because why place any sense of drama into this comic.
Take your time, its a hard question.
It's gotten worse because he's trying to get better. He's trying angles and shading he usually doesn't even bother with recently. I'm all for the comic evolving in literally ANY way at this point.
The Yeti is expensive for what it does and doesn't integrate well with other equipment compared to other options.
TL;DR Blue is the Dr Dre Beats of microphones.
Any random Audio-Technica pick up will be superior in quality, whether it's compared to Yeti or Beats.
I know, it's shit writing that's what I was saying.
My point is that the Blue Yeti is a toy for teenagers who are too lazy to use google. A 14 year old girl who has 100 dollars to throw at a microphone on a lark is exactly the kind of customer one should expect for it.
> do you want to [come]
this phrase has ALWAYS bothered me for this exact reason
But she is a little girl.
Teenagers, especially ones at 14, are irresponsible know it alls who think they are hot shit when they nothing at all. 14 year olds can barely even pick a tumblr heading, so questioning one who wants to drop over $100 in a mic makes sense.
Yeah, but he was implying the Yeti was too hot to handle for her, not that it's overrated Tumblr bait. It'd be like going to some hipster car dealer and the salesman claiming that a Mini Cooper or Smart Car is too much muscle car for you.
And no one's forcing you to read QC if you hate it so much. I get that that's WHY these threads are made, for schadenfreude, but it really seems kind of pointless if all you've been talking about for the past what, 500 threads is "jeph is such a fucking SJW" or "tranny dick when??" or just making edits that are at the very most slightly funnier than the original.
Which would still be painfully unfunny
Think for a fucking second; if I were Jeph, why the hell would I tell you to stop making these threads? He is BASING HIS SELF-INSERT'S APPEARANCE on that one ugly drawing of Claire that made its rounds here. He thrives off attention, whether positive or negative, so telling people to stop giving him attention would be wildly counter-productive. Idiot.
why am I laughing god fuck
Then convince the admin to ban these threads.
Because no matter how many times you pull this shit, we aren't going to change for you. I don't get why you keep coming here expecting us to acquiesce to your demands.
>>Since the only purpose of posting this here is to start flame wars
No, it's to mock and deride a douchebag webcomic artists. People who support JJ here are pretty rare, and when they do post, nothing harsher than "You have shit taste" really gets said.
The only reason flame wars start is because YOU feel the need to make posts like this. Otherwise it's just the usual level of 4Chan assholery. YOU are the ones who make things confrontational.
>>this awful shit should just be autofiltered.
It's got the next best thing: A Hide the thread feature, which you obviously never use.
Want shitposting to stop? Quit coming into these threads. We aren't changing for you.
I've been following it for years. I'll probably read it as long as it and I both still exist. Sure I shit on it, because it's not very good, but I genuinely follow it for entertainment purposes.
People here tend to shit on things, especially if they know a lot about the behind the scenes workings of it.
TLDR: Fuck you I like these threads.
Ok. Time to show JJ and the tumblerinas how to actually write something funny
(not made by me)
>that failed attempt at a perspective shot
1- They are not my edits. Old thread on /co/
2 - They are way funnier than JJ work anyway
3- Just bcs of than going to post the rest
What comes after jumping the shark?
Moving in with the shark?
Having your mail forwarded to the aquarium?
You're on 4Chan. You're not a good person.
Then either get the admin to ban these threads or go away. Because we aren't going to stop just because you say so.
Ill tell you what's pointless. Coming in and telling us what to do like you have some sort of entitlement to tell us what we can post.
Hide the thread if you don't like it so much.
I can't fucking believe Jeph did this. Jesus fucking christ, nobody talks/acts like that in real life. For FUCKS SAKE what an infuriating fucking strawman.
everyone who even knows JACK SHIT about technology knows that like 90% of the videos on youtube are little girls churning out "asmr" videos and shit, for fucks sake jeph you goddamn motherfucking pathetic ignorant no-life having retarded fucking HACK
As much as I hate to admit it this explanation makes perfect sense. It's reasonable that she'd want to be less of a fish-smelling horrorshow on her own initiative too, now that she's got a boyfriend.
the backwards UMass was giving me an ulcer
>select images with trains
Another hand stab averted by the helpful observations of people who make a point of criticizing this comic every day.
More helpful suggestions for Jeph:
You should start transitioning now so you gain more Tumblr good-girl points. And so you do it before you are too old to have your scrotum turned inside out.
I wonder if he realises this just makes it worse?
I mean, normally, 18-25 year olds occassionally hang out with teenagers, especially in hobby related shit (granted, for me it's kayaking and skiing and not LPing, but to each their own). Nobody thinks twice about it, except pedophiles...so he's pretty much outed Marigold as one now.
Word of God may as well be: Marigold fucks kids. Good job, Jeph. You nailed that one, just like your hand.
Marigold is a fat weeb who tried to turn himself into a magical girl with hormones. When that didn't work, he got mad and broke his dick in his dolfie doll, so he had to go all the way and get a vag.
It might not be that she fucks kids or wants to fuck kids, its just that shes such a self-conscious internet weirdo she's analyzing her situation and coming to that conclusion with no experience to disspell her insecurity.
Or Jeph got a little too self-inserty.
They're google glasses or some shit. They glow because it's some HUD thing. I think JJ just made an excuse for them always having the glare, because it took like 5 years to do the reveal for why they glow.
You can't just bust out the meme magic like that, bud.
The dialog in quite a few of the legitimate pages recently has seemed nearly indistinguishable from the kind of edits we make to poke fun at Jeph's lack of spine.
He's a parody of himself now.
You know in reality if I worked at a store like that I would be asking questions too because a 14 year old walking in without parental supervision and buying expensive gadgets is a serious red flag and I don't need to get in trouble for not reporting what is probably a stolen credit card.
Wow, I figured Jeph would stop posting his ramblings on Twatter. Stupid twit never learned his lesson.....
Haven't read in ages but I'm pretty sure momo showed up before claire and thats when he really went deep into his fart-chan/ironic-weeb/little girl thing.
Claire is just a maturation of that desire.
>implying women can be creepy paedophiles instead of men
tumblr backlash in 3...2...
>oh wait marigold is supposed to have social anxiety isn't she?
>this is what socially anxious people act like right?
And then get shitcanned for harassing the customers and jeopardizing a potential sale when the kid's parent calls your manager.
Of the myriad of genuine reasons one can find fault with in this strip, some kid buying a microphone seems really, really insignificant.
I'm convinced the only reason there are daily posts from this shit comic is that the "artist" makes them himself. It's boring as fuck, there can be anyone who's actually excited enough about the shit to make a thread about it.
you've never worked sales I bet. what people outside of retail care about is baffling, the only thing that would bug me about a 14 year old in my store is if they have an empty backpack they could fit a stereo into and they are hiding from my field of view and watching me instead of shopping.
other than that young teens to early 20s are great, they have nothing but disposable income. it's nearly always a guaranteed high dollar sale with no effort. and yeah they usually know exactly what they want, and why would you ever question that? just take their money, that's the whole idea of sales.
It's a comic very loosely based off a situation that happened in QC. A character came home complaining about their job and being sticky because of it. People here took that to it's "logical" extreme and came up with a restaurant where the waitresses give you handjobs.
Since that point, it's had nothing to do with QC and is one big tease comic with on-again-off-again writers/artists.
WHY ARE ALL YOU AUTISTS STILL READING THIS AND GIVING STABHAND MONEY FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
Well, the writing's always been collaborative, though RF had to rewrite it into scripts. Running through two (Soon(Ish) to be three) artists is kinda odd for a /co/ project though.
because pissing off autists is the only way I can get an erection anymore.
One of the last pages on the site is one of the characters giving another a blowjob, followed by a filler image of another character sucking cocks. It was really only just starting when Rainbow Flyer stopped updating and the new artist that's taking it up hasn't started yet but I assume it'll still be just as lewd.