Name one reason why the Justice League is better than the crime

>>78935763
DUDE COCAINE KRYPTONITE LMAO

>>78935763
It is implied that on Earth-3 rather than cut the foreskin they actually place additional skin on the penis. So if you enjoy freak dicks then E3 is defs superior.

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I can't, the CSA is better

>douchebag Ultraman
>Dick obsessed Owlman
>qt Bonnie and Clyde-esque Atomica and Johnny Quick
>hardcore domme ultrabitch Superwoman
>submissive moe Power Ring

>>78935763

Ultraman, Owlman and Power Ring are all various flavors of "insecure, pathetic little bitch"

Superwoman is walking fetish fuel.

Johnny Quick is just a dick.

>>78935899
This

CSA are superior in every way

>>78935925
Jonny is cool cuz he is a dick he dont give a fuck

>>78935925

Came here to say basically this. Power Ring a shit

>didn't read Forever Evil
Storytime pls senpai

they're pretty weak to be evil counterparts.

1)ultraman's power source is a very rare finite substance. he's also basically a vampire who gets weaker in sunlight
2)power ring is just a joke
3)superwoman is too busy taking dicks to fight
4) johnny quick is an ADHD retard who couldn't last 2 seconds against flash
5)their aquaman is dead

>>78935995
A recap

>>78936018
Jonny quick could whip fash's ass

Justice League is better because Wonder Woman is the perfect woman and Super Woman is just a sadistic fuck with barely any personality or looks.

>>78936099
Exactly why WW would lose all the good guys have morals crime syndicate kills them first chance they get

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>>78936161

>>78936161
well ok, but im saying she is better not who would win. I guess if winning means better to you she would be better.

Where the fuck is that storytime?!! I just lost a sports team can a nigga get some respect?!

Power ring vs. Ring of Volthoom? Kek, please - the answer is clear.

>>78939297
I'd tell you to go to viewcomic but you'd apparently have to pay over 200 dollars.

>>78939521
I would torrent it but I don't know of any website that let's you torrent comics onto a tablet.

>>78935925
Word, specially Power Ring, faggot is like worse than Hal Jordan, how do you manage that?

Johnny Quick has a lot of 'tude, which now looks outdated.

>>78935763
I prefer Ultraman to Superman for the single reason that Ultraman being a douchebag is better fit for his motivation, Superman more than once comes off as a douchebag which is counter-productive.

>>78941046
>Word, specially Power Ring, faggot is like worse than Hal Jordan, how do you manage that?
well they are opposites, so Hal is great and Power Ring sucks

>>78941206
To be honest I don't like either Hal nor Power Ring.

>>78942718
That's a personal problem anon

Everyone knows Owlman's the best. He carries this group.

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm hyped as fuck for the Crime Syndicate and Justice League team up next issue in Justice League.

Kurt Busiek, Trinity.

Tl;Dr = "you fucks keep killing your villains, so you have no idea how to fight creatively. We, on the other hand..."

>>78945790
I heard Trinity was pretty fucking bad, man.

>>78944623
Why? Nothing will happen, they will talk about teaming up for 10 pages.

>>78935763
> half the team got killed by Lex, Smugnestro and Cold
>power ring is just pathetic
>Owlmen wants Dick's d
>ultraman is a pathetic junkie
>super woman is dick obsessed fetish fuel

>>78946098
Is not worst or better than forever evil.

>>78935763
Not a single one is a real.character, they dont have personalities. They are just tools with some retarded motivation, also why on hell would they be using their suits inside the prision?

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>>78946180
Okay look man...

As long as my husbando Owlman does all the talking, it will have been all worth it.

>>78935763
Wait, what the fuck happened to Deathstorm?

>>78946267
By the middle of the story, Johns had finally got over the unresolved boner for "Firestorm with a skull face" he'd been harboring since Blackest Night.

And who blows their load but keeps watching the porn anyway?