So why doesn't some big name soda company make and sell Slurm? I wish shit like this happened more often.
What are other fictional sodas/drinks you wish would get made?
Is this even /co/ related?
Nuka Cola Quantum was sold at target for awhile. It can happen, it's just that the producers have to be willing to spend several million dollars on marketting for a subpar product.
Why don't the money makers behind shows attempt to market snacks in addition to toys? Once Spongebob or Adventure Time started to get popular, why not force the writers/artists to include a cheap snack item in the show that could be exploited?
Because Futurama was a cult, niche show that was cancelled of network TV the first time. Never mind, the name "Slurm" and everything around the drink IN THE SHOW was a satire against soda drinks to begin with.
>this anon wouldn't mind Bachelor Chow merch though. That "Now with FLAVOR!" always gets me.
What would Bachelor Chow be?
I imagine like those taco-in-a-bag things. You know, ground beef, diced tomatoes, corn chips, lettuce and shredded cheese, all in a dog food bowl. You microwave it.
That actually sounds good, dammit
1. Why would you want to actually make a product who satirical purpose to point out the unhealthy and addictive nature of soda?
2. Why don't you ask the mediocre Bubba Gump Shrimp seafood restaurant that were made cause of Forest Gump.
This shit glows pretty well under a black light as well. Never noticed that until I drank one at a party.
Probably because it would negatively impact the image of their product due to the way slurm is presented in the show. They would be admitting their product is the stomach melting sludge it is.
It's the B vitamins I think, anything with lots of B will glow to some extent, shit looks cool at a party.
>limiting the thread to fictional beverages
There'd be a lot more to talk about in this thread if it were about food too
For instance, I think the spongebob franchise really missed the boat on krabby patties. They could have made millions marketing frozen hamburgers, or maybe even real krusty krab resturaunts
I always gotta stock up on the cheapest energy drink for every lab report. I usually spill a bit for extra science.
Amp by far took me off guard for being so green. I didn't expect that at all.
I don't know shit about biology or chemistry. If you drink enough of that, will your sweat for the next hours glow? Or has it already been discharged or is it just not enough to be noticeable?
officially licensed duff can be purchased on tap at springfield USA in universal, they have duff, duff light, and duff dry which is a stout
the beers are specially made for the park and only sold in that one area
you can also have a krusty burger, flaming moe, and lard land donut