If Jesus Christ were in the Avatar universe, what type of

The Avatar

duh

Same as Moses

>>78929262
Considering his healing abilities and the fact that various miracles he performed involved water, I'd say he'd be an ultra powerful waterbender.

>>78929262
Why is Jesus sexy?

>>78929577
Because he's not real

>>78929630
Fuck you bud.

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>>78929363
Just saying...Do you think that jesus did the avatar thing? You know...rebirth himself into a new body and started bringing peace to the world?

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water bender

Jesus arc had many, many fish symbolism, that also had to do with the era of Pisces, as renovation and the sorts

Only at the ending he truly master all elements, going to skies with his air bending techniques.

That also counts that god sent water events all over the Old testament plot, with all the failed pre-Jesus messianic figures. Including Moses opening the sea, Noah's arc and many more

God only sent fire when he tried to undo the whole thing, barely making a person using it freely, like he did with water. Remember that Moses could take milk from the stones after all.

He once protected people from fire, but never bending it.

also

>remember that time God bear-bend?

>>78929363
If he were firebender, he wouldn't have been spooked by the burning bush.

If he were earthbender, he could've concealed the body of the Egyptian he killed.

He's totally waterbender.

>>78929686
jesus lives in all of us. sooo yes....?

Spirit

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>>78929630
>*spitzen fedora*

>>78929381
But he also ascended into heaven, which seems to imply that he's a Zaheer-level airbender.

>>78929812
But hitler was pretty religious

>>78929825
only after the resurrection, pal

also it's heavily implied people saw his spirit, and not his body going to the skies

>>78929875
He may not have ever died, and might have just been extremely badly injured like Aang. Earthbending would also explain how he was able to roll the huge stone away from his tomb.

A body and blood bender

>>78929856
He could also be pretty savagely critical of mainline Christianity in his writings. I'm not a /his/torian so I don't know how much of his views were actual and what were for propaganda.

>>78929856
no, he was not

he only had extreme pride for the old nordic culture, incorporating that in the Nazi nationalist sentiment

The one really religious was Himmler, going to superstitious realms and full occultism.

But that s beyond the point. The point is that /pol/ loves their fedoras

>>78929825
after death he became the avatar, duh

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>>78929767

Well, I can't I walk on water?

>>78929915
>he may had not even died

Hell no. That was the point of the whole arc, just as keikaku. Also he said pretty clear "IT'S DONE" before dying, with the catholic mythos going further with people stabbing him to see if he was fully dead, creating the whole St Longinus/Holy grail thing.

>>78929875
>>78929915
>>78929919
>>78929937
He was a waterbender who 'died' before mastering the other elements. Then went into Avatar-state post-crucifixion and left.

>>78929686
i personally believe jesus incarnated over and over throughout history helping mankind.

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>>78929934
>he only had extreme pride for the old nordic culture

>>78929942
That's because you haven't gotten gud yet. Git gud.

>>78929262
A truth bender.

>>78930500
When you get down to it that's pretty much every culture ever.

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>>78930500
also

>AFRICAN HISTORY? FUCKING NIGGER KINGS. TO KILL AND RAPE AND COMMIT INCEST IS THEIR CULTURE!
>SOUTH AMERICAN TRIBES? SAVAGES WHO KILLED THEMSELVES TO EXTINCTION!
>FUCK YEAH RAGNAROK! MUST WRITE A METAL SONG ABOUT IT!

>>78929262
A non-bender.

>>78930776
>giants sailing into battle on a ship made from the nails of the dead
Yup, sounds pretty metal to me

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>>78930500
>Mad at people living presently for acting like raiders did a thousand years ago

Well yes. I don't I'd like vikings if they were still around pillaging wives and raping villages

>>78929262
He would never appear in the show at all, but people would tell you he did, and get really angry when you call them on their bullshit.

>>78929262
Yep, he would be the avatar
>>78929363

>Walking on water, airbender

>Fire tongues in pentecost night, firebending

>Lazarus and ressurrection, lifebending

>Earthquake in his death, Earthbending

>Water into wine, waterbending

And if we go apocryphal, its even better.

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>>78931839
Must be nice to hide behind your 'le fedora' meme there.

>>78931717
>>Walking on water, airbender
>>Fire tongues in pentecost night, firebending
lol whut

>>78929262
Water Bender.
He can walk on it.
He can turn it into wine.

>>78932527
which one is more likely: the water became so hard he could step on it, or he controls the air to give an appearance of walking on it?

>>78930500
>comparing black gangsters to vikings
buncha privileged babies

>>78932132
not him but "le jesus dont exist xD u mad funDies?" is just as baseless as assuming he did.

it doesn't really matter either way, his teaching is what mattered.

>>78929262
Spirit bender to some bullshitty, ass-pull levels. Like, stopping fights by bending "the spirit of violence" out of the crowd.

>>78932644
that he manipulated the water to walk on it--like a water bender.

plus the fire thing is bunk and stretching.

>>78929856
>>78929630
Militant Atheist Confirmed

Now Tell Me Christianity Was The Cause Of The Dark Ages.

>two Christianity threads on /co/
Back to your general, /bib/

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>>78933112
Calling Medieval Times "dark ages" is itself a big stupid mistake by the "enlightened" fags

>>78929934
>/pol/ loves their fedoras
>assume all of /pol/ fit the stereotype associated with them
>Don't even get the stereotype right
While the majority of /pol/ is aparently atheist (as shown via various polls) the stereotypical /pol/lock stormfag is christian.

>>78934578
>you are right
>but also you are wrong

long time ago, before atheism started being associated with reddit and fedoras, /pol/ used to raid /b/ ad other boards with dawkins-tier atheism all the time

>>78929262
Waterbender
>Healing
>Bloodbender
>Walking on water

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>>78929577
Because going the gym isn't just some token New Year's resolution for him.

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>>78929934
Hitler was still a fervent catholic, like true German heritage pride (late rome, holy roman empire, etc.) dictated.

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>>78929630

>>78932823

> stopping fights by bending "the spirit of violence" out of the crowd.

That sounds fucking awesome, actually.

>>78935900
>catholic
In all seriousness, I've heard some pretty odd things about Catholicism in general. What do you think about it, anon? Do you think that Hitler being catholic is more telling of catholic teachings in general, or that it makes no differents as Hitler was a dick?

But man, that 'ninth circle' or whatever stuff... it's weird. Also, the entire christmas thing, and Saint Nick. I'm no biblical historian though, just my opinion.

>>78929915
The angel Gabriel(?) rolled the boulder away, not Jesus.

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>>78936158
>or that it makes no differents as Hitler was a dick?
Hitler's religion was a strong part of his personality and ideals, but where not everything, and if we're going to judge an entire organization for the acts of one outstanding individual; then we can say all atheist are a bunch of self-centered, attention-whoring, ignorant and intolerant, anti-progressive dickheads like Richard Dawkins.
>Hitler was a dick
Oh please... you might as well call every remarkable leader in history an asshole if you submit to that reasoning.

His rival is Pilate the metal bender.

>>78936415
What would you call someone who willingly commits genocide? Hitler? Show some imagination, anon.

Dick is the new schmuck, but the old faggot, ya dig?

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>>78937242
Not only the whole genocide story has dubious proof, He did what he thought was best for his country, and could you say it didn't work? Germany went from 3rd world shithole to world power. Vlad committed genocide on his own people but it's precisely that what saved the country
>Show some imagination
Like repeating what everyone else parrots, yes?

>>78931301
That's a pretty metal sight to see.

>>78932904
If you count Jesus as God the Father his go-to punishment is raining fire from the skies.

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Fate

>>78929686
You do realize that Jesus is God making a bit of himself reborn into a new body in the first place, right?

>>78929763
>mellow personality
>heals
>feeds people fish
>ability to alter water, walk on water
makes sense to me

>>78929262
He would be the guy who would pop up now and then, doing impossible shit with bending but disappearing before anyone could ask him how. At some point Aang tries to learn from him but discovers he's more like the Guru Patnik or however it's spelled. Eventually he's the one who gives Aang Spirit bending, and it would make more sense than that fucking lion turtle.