>that episode of arthur where the animators drew garters on the brain's sister
I'm not even talking about the books.
I'm saying that unless they stated it in an episode that I never saw, she's a minor throwaway character not directly related to any of the major characters in the series.
As one thread ends, the next has just begun.
And so The One True /co/ Thread, that of Arthur, more eternal than any sticky, with more continuity than any general, lives on.
>That episode where the lifeguard gave me my first boner
>That episode with the hot paleontologist when buster steals a fossil and undergoes a Tell-Tale Heart style psychosis that gave me my second
>That episode where Buster, Arthur, and Francine all get hooked on heroin. Since there is a drug war in Elwood City, Buster and Arthur have to go down south to get more heroin. But Arthur gets an infection in his arm and they have to amputate it with a chainsaw and Buster gets thrown in prison while suffering verbal abuse from the guards. Meanwhile Francine stays back home and is forced to preform in degrading sex acts to get her fix.
I don't know why PBS aired that. As a five year old that was intense.
Every fucking thread this gets ask.
And the answer is always yes.
I was slinging H in preschool.
If bitches had money for milk, they had money for me.
When they cant pay I slam their fingers in a Tonka dump truck.
Next time they say please, thank you, and bring me an arrowroot cookie.
>The episode where Sue Ellen breaks Muffy's coffee table after being in her house for 7 seconds
Everyone needs to know
>it's an arthur thread
see you in 500+ replies
How long can we make this one last?
Fern truly is a miracle of the universe.
>dick sucking lips
>tiny top that's tight around the tits
>belly button revealing midriff
>garter on bare skin
fuck, this is fucking lewd for a pbs children's show. Arthur is so based.
Did anyone else notice that the show used a particular set of stock baby noises for Kate? I remember that as a kid I associated the laugh and crying sounds she made with her, and since then I've been able to recognize them instantly whenever they're used in a movie or commercial or something.
>The episode where Francine told Fern her opinions were objectively shit
>The episode where Francine called Fern a rodent
>The episode where Fern tried to mend things between them with chili
>The episode where Francine ate the chili and told Fern how bad she was at cooking
The episode where the chili wasn't kosher
The episode where the chili was Francine's parents
>That episode where Arthur holds a garage sale to buy Moonboots.
>Ends up selling his family's odds and ends.
>Realizes he did wrong and tried to return the money for the items back.
>The mafia has strict rules, Arthur. No giveseys-backseys.
>Arthur finds DW in a trunk, cut to ribbons with a pair of moonboots in her hands.
Elwood was never the same that day.
>she tells a story about a umbrella bug
>it scare the shit out of her friends
She is really great story teller.
I Miss You's pretty alright, and Hunter tickles my fancy, but it's music best suited for ambience in a rustic thrift store. Definitely worth secondhand prices for some background music.
I don't think it's a joke or anything. Actually, it's been a joke for awhile. But recently there seems to have been more discussion over the actual show, not just fake episodes and fatass cats.
There really seems to be some kind of Arthur Renaissance going on in /co/. I like it.
>after you bath a dog and they're all leaden and dripping
>they usually start to shiver from it being trapped under their fur so close to the skin
>wrapping a shivering Fern in a towel and ruffling her fur dry as she presses a shaky head against your chest
>Rubbing her ears to keep them warm as she blowdries
Fern is CUTE
>Fern is a dog
>Arthur's pet is a dog
>Sue Ellen is a cat
>Someone else owned a cat as a pet
>Fern is a dog
>Sue Ellen is a cat
>They get along fine
I can see how your immersion can get ruined.
I wonder if someone out there in the Arthur universe owns humans as pets, kind of like that scene in Futurama at the vet or the pet Olympics.
Or maybe regular cats and dogs in the Arthur universe are just their version of the mentally challenged.
But the dogs are shown to be intelligent. There are a ton of episodes with Pal and Kate, and Pal is very verbose.
I have a feeling there's something darker at play here.
Or maybe it's just a kid's show.
mfw Arthur is actually about what Earth would be like if aliens hadn't fucked monkeys billions of years ago to make human beings
mfw /x/ was right
Genetic engineering? I don't know nigga.
Good luck with that. Good fan art is rare unless you can make it yourself or pay someone else to do it. Arthur doesn't have that kind of popularity.
Definitely a tomboy. Tsunderes a shit. Her character is stronger than that.
Wasn't the lyrics to the original song about some city girls trolling for village-boy dick since they thought that the only girls they would have ever known were probably short, fat ugly village girls?
So us young girls let’s do some singing
so that others can hear us too.
So that the village boys don’t think
we are all dumb.
If sorrow comes along I’ll throw it away
but pleasure I will take with me.
Everywhere I’ll see a pretty boy
I’ll sleep over at his house.
So this is how
the best village boys are like?
Like pigs in front of the drying house
they push each other.
And so are those boys just like they
just came out from behind the stove
She who will have any of those boys is
The village boys should be put into a
tiny hole and
squeezed with pincers
and banged with a hammer
These village girls are not
pretty at all
The girls in our home village are
beautiful like in a painting.
These village girls
are small and fat
short and black
as tar glimps.
These village girls are
short and black ones
The crows in our village
are just like them.
But I’m the little girl
little as a cat
And I wouldn’t stay anywhere else
than in boy’s room
They say it’s a sin
and I guess it indeed is a sin
When you start making out with
that wild boy
Ui ui ui…
I loved you some and
I loved other some too
I just was playing around when I hugged
and kissed you
My boyfriend thought that I was longing for him
No such thoughts at all!
I had a new boyfriend already at sight
before I dumped the old one
Don’t be sad
don’t worry you poor boy
I’ll make a nice wife for you
drunk and lazy one
My boyfriend is blaming me
for heavy drinking
But I’ll be too tired to hug him
if I keep drinking water like pikes do
Oh there comes a pretty boy
oh poor him
'cause he can't make up his mind who to choose
'cause there's so many of us.
Ui ui ui ui ui ui ui...
>My boyfriend thought that I was longing for him
>No such thoughts at all!
>I had a new boyfriend already at sight
>before I dumped the old one
Stone fucking cold.
They're Binky and the Brain
Yes Binky and the Brain
Their literacy campaign
is easy to explain
To get you on their side
He'll repeat Jekyll and Hyde
It's Binky and the Brain
Before each story's done
Her thighs will open wide
By the time /co/ is through
You'll want off of the ride.
>That episode where Muffy enters a beauty pageant against a girl in a wheelchair and thinks wheelchair girl will win by default because she's in a wheelchair
Wheelchair girl thinks Muffy will win by default by bribing the judges. The mutual prejudice was refreshing.
>That episode of Arthur where Binky climbed the infinite stairs of the zigguraut to find that Brain has already transcened his mortal form into a being of pure knowledge and terror.
>The episode of Arthur Re:Loaded where Arthur goes through his old yearbook for a project in his Honors English class and remembers that he repeated the third grade
>Sees that he actually repeated the third grade a couple times.
>Sees that he and everyone else in his class actually went through the 3rd grade 18 times
>Realizes that his entire town was caught in a time loop for 2 decades
>the episode where Arthur gets arrested at the mall.
>the episode where Buster sits too close to the computer and ruins his eyes
>that episode where Francine's family gives her control of the media for a gift on the last day of Chanuka
So it Prunella a rat? A mouse? She's definitely a rodent of some kind.
Her nose is still a rodent nose, that pic is just from a weird angle
nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask
Do dogs in the Arthur universe like to get dirty the same way regular dogs do? I'm imagining a crust-punk Prunella and it's weirdly arousing.
this was probably an amazing thread
It's not a foot fetish picture but yeah there's something.
>The village boys should be put into a
>tiny hole and
>squeezed with pincers
>and banged with a hammer
What the fuck?
>You will never marry a qt dog girl
>You will never rub her belly, making her feel funny in an exciting new way
>You will never have her cold nose against your cheek as she cuddles up close to you
>You will never
>the episode where arthur finds out that all his friends were imaginary
that episode where fern starts browsing 2010 era /mu/ and /co/
20th Anniversary Celebratory Marathon Stream when?
>tfw no digital remaster of the first 10 seasons on blu-ray
>Fern ran a hand through the fur on her head, the sheer amount of thick dander giving it shape
>She peels a piece of gum she stuck to the wall free and pops it back in her mouth, blowing a bubble at your disgusted utterances
>"Hmph." She picks at one of the loose patches on her filthy blue jeans, snapping her gum as she checks the fabric for tears
>Without hesitation she pulls them off, tossing them over your head as she walks bottomless to the kitchen
>The scent coming from the jeans over your face is enough to make your eyes water, thick and musty with a hint of wet dog and sickly-sweet body odor
>With a yawn, she asks you to fix up the patches for her as she turns on a hideously stained coffeemaker and checks the yellowing fridge before sitting at a cluttered kitchen table
>Grabbing a receipt from the Sugar Bowl she begins to scrawl down the words to a new song
I want to live with crust-fern
I was thinking more of a /co/ stream, although I'm not sure if anyone here would have a bunch of Arthur videos just lying around.
Grown men fawning over 8 and 9 year old cartoon characters
>You will never live in the Arthur universe
I just want this nightmare to end. Every day I live I feel the tenuous ropes that bind me to this mortal coil fray and snap. I survive by telling myself things will turn out okay, but I'm lying, and I don't know how much longer I can do it.
>The episode where they reference fucking Dr. Katz
No one in Arthur dies, anon. They only get stronger.
If Muffy and Francine are both monkeys then why are the Crosswires WASPS and the Fenskys jews?
>implying the Brain isn't just a tryhard with an eidetic memory
We all know who the smartest character is
Arthur is average/everyday character, which is a perfect role for Arthur as the narrator. Oh and Arthur is more happier, got great grades, and his team in any game manage to win a bunch of games.
To be fair, this show looks fuggin sweet
and just reminds me Mystery Inc. died too soon.
The hero this board deserves
Haven't you ever seen Planet of the Apes? Clearly Muffy is the ruling caste orangutan, and Francine is the dirty inferior chimpanzee.
I'm reporting this to Dr. Zaius at once. I bet you're hiding humans too, scum.
Butthurt chimpanzee detected.
Do you question the Lawgiver and the wisdom imparted upon apekind by the Sacred Scrolls? Your kind are better suited for cleaning the human pens. Gorillas will be dispatched to your location within the hour. Do not resist.
>that episode where Buster tells Arthur about a channel that he saw late night on TV
>Arthur Persona game
someone get Atlus on the horn. We need to strike up a deal
I think Ratburn's class is the only regular class and there is no "gifted" third grade class. That other teacher was fucking teaching her kids shapes and songs whereas Ratburn teaches them real shit like history and math.
It's not that they're gifted, they just have high stats in certain abilities, eg. Francine in sports, Fern in writing, Brain in academics, Binky in music. Arthur is balanced; he isn't the best at one thing but can keep up in all of them.
Francine really didn't know when to stop talking.
>That episode where they discussed anthropomorphic anatomy in Ratburn's class
>implying she isn't always ready to cut a bitch
Fern is an absolute madman
>tells Binky he's incompetent
>draws comics bullyin Francine and getting the others to join in
>draws a picture of Arthur holding hands with Mr Ratburn and has it delivered but makes sure he knows it's from her
>tosses Binky like a ragdoll just cuz she felt like it
>tells Prunella her locker is haunted for no reason giving her panic attacks
>invites mass panic when she convinced the Brain that giant worms are taking over Elwood City, again for no reason other than to put the Brain in his place
And people wonder why she's best character?
>In the library reading The Spirit compilation
>Suddenly you feel a sharp pencil point under your chin
>She presses the point a little harder
>She snickers to herself as she relinquishes her hold, slinking away to the mystery section
>The librarian never sees a damn thing Fern does
and you're scared Fern is getting bored
one fucker watermarked that shit on that softcorn porn youtube clone website. It was the one with ratburn and the reed's. The watermark covers half the screen.
The closest I found was another series of Arthur dub, but that's nowhere as good as the missingest episodes. When the amazing dub got removed this fucker used that to promote his shit.
Link if you want a few chuckles, but mostly shit:
>ywn be bullied by Fern
>ywn get increasingly threatening and sexually violent notes from Fern slipped into your locker
>ywn wake up with a stick and poke Virgulw Watteau tattoo after Fern roofied you
Fuck this gay earth
I never thought I'd be attracted to an Arthur character but I need more!
I liked his Batman and Yu Yu Hakusho dubs though. And I was disappointing to see that there wasn't another "Perks of Being a Christmas Special", but I can chalk that up to the fact that you can only stretch the whole "fucked my aunt" joke so far. But yeah, the Arthur dubs were far more funny.
I am glad that he stopped those unfunny Spongebob videos, they can fuck right off though.
>What she means is that we can all get A's if we took our teacher home and fucked him up the ass with our dad!
>Hey, I fucked him HARD for that A!
Holy shit, it's been so long, thank you kind anon
>Yo Arthur, down on the fuckin' swiss rolls!
>Looks like we'll have to find FATASS a new coat! Go upstairs and try not to sweat all over the goddamn place
I literally can't even breathe right now
And I hate how everyone fucking compare that thing on that female hyena to fucking futas.
>Fern starts crossing more boundaries
>Stop leaving things in your locker after you notice the hinges getting unusually worn and finding a picture of yourself walking home inside
>Buster traded you for your sandwich only to find light tan fur sprinkled over the mayo
>You get back from school, lock the front door, back door, check the house before going to your room and locking yourself in
>Flop onto the bed, exhausted, shaken, and in a horrible way excited
You find a bow under your pillow.
Thank you for saying what I was thinking
>that episode where arthur creates personal hells for all his friends
>that episode where Arthur walks in on Buster masturbating and Arthur gets so embarrassed he starts avoiding Buster for days while Buster is afraid Arthur will tell everyone
I just saw this and couldn't stop laughing, holy shit.
>this is real
I can't even fucking believe this show
They didn't really reference Ellison did they? I can never tell in these threads.
tfw i still joke with siblings about the New Years Eve episode.
when did this show get so big
>That episode in the haunted house where ghosts crash Muffy's halloween party and there's some attraction between the female ghost and George
And don't tell me I'm making that shit up, I had the fucking video tape.
I had no idea if these pants were real or fake. I was just puzzled by there existence.
this wiki is my new favorite thing
This wiki is so cool, it's like a fucking rabbit hole of Arthur lore.
Ratburn is the fucking boss, he enjoys this art on a deep level but doesn't shit on Muffy's Dad for enjoying it at a baser level. He's just happy to see it appreciated and to enjoy it himself.
This shit would make /v/ so confused
I never realized how patrician Ratburn was
>That episode where they entered the third dimension
>Muffy watched TRL in the early 2000's
you know it to be true
>spongebob on wii u unfunny
well you like batman beyond ill and yyh dubs, so that negates your questionable opinion
>perks of being a christmas special
"There's something I need to get off my chest." "What chest?"
he's a really good writer, man
>plot is based on a Spongebob episode.
>characters are renamed for some unknown reason
>got nominated for a fucking Young Artist Award for Best Quality, Picture, Sound and Animation
>lost to Disnet-Pixar's "Cars"
This movie is all sorts of fuck
Yeah I'm not uploading 10 seasons bruh. Plus it's more fun to watch it with anons in the chat.
I just grabbed a torrent of TPB though, if you really wanted to download it/upload it youtube you could take on that responsibility. I'm way too fucking lazy.
I like to think that Ratburn is one of the best teacher in cartoon history. He actually challenge his students with assignments and tests, he wasn't incompetent or outshine by the students just because these students are know-it-all genius, and they show us that he has friends with their parent and that he has a life outside teaching.
>D.W it's a KITE not a KIKE
11 seconds in and I'm already in stitches
THANK YOU BASED ANON
Added to the list. That should be enough for now.
Full disclosure; I have no idea if my shitty PC can actually handle streaming, so it MAY lag like shit.
Don't get your hopes up is what I'm saying.
Crust-Fern is a much better band name than You Stink.
Not an artist but I grabbed a couple screenshots of the very special "Fern betrays Francine for the 8th time and the we still love it" episode.
>there was literally a Waiting for Godot episode
This class seems hard
Hopeful stream anon here,
Playlist has been finalized as:
DW's Snow Mystery
DW's Name Game
The Ballad of Buster Baxter
Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival
Arthur's Big Hit
Binky Barnes, Wingman
The Fright Stuff
>Song is accompanied by reused animation
This episode is so fucking lazy sometimes but I love these damn songs.
Fucking rad, ty based anon
>face looks like a watermelon except for the bad haircut!
Oh my god, that's fucking gold. Classic Arthur ages like fine wine.
Fern is not for bully
Is exactly what she wants you to think, keep the greentexts coming