Yonic Diamond Edition
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>Extended Intro
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She sits.
second for lapis
second for neck
THIRD FOR ANON!
>>78909102
I need more Drunk/Clinging to the past Pearl.
>>78909139
rotate gem
>>78909176
i want to murder this image
>>78909093
I assumed it had something to do with the Gems that got corrupted. Maybe the CGs were given an ultimatum, stay on Earth and have their allies get turned into monsters, or abandon the Earth and escape with their lives.
>>78909130
Maybe she flew to the moon?
will Peridot ever get back/build new limb enhancers and become a more active member of the group?
Where she belongs
>>78909158
so do i but take some mourning music as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ARvX8E0Mmk
>>78909176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbP5REW_Fc
>Captcha: 420
>>78909096
Abide.
BIG BABY
>>78909206
>Peridot could rotate her fingers fast enough to generate lift
>She could probably splatter steven's head all over the room with that kind of velocity.
Opal best fusion
>>78909204
Wait a minute, something just occurred to me. How did Lapis fly though the vacuum of space with water wings? They'd immediately evaporate.
>>78909252
IT'S MAGIC
>>78909192
ho shit
>>78909221
Now i'm sad again.The Starman has gone back to the sky
>>78909252
I don't think the wings were water, they looked distinct. Like some sort of gel. They were produced by her gem itself, not just regular water taken from her surroundings.
Also >>78909267
>>78909252
Why would the evaporate? She controls their form. As far as wings to get you through space, at least she can shoot off water molecules and slowly accelerate with it like an ion engine.
>>78909130
damnit, I wanted the moon episode to explain this shit. Pearl even mentioned it in that one in-character interview for news-a-rama "there's no way she could've made it all the way back home"
>>78908973
>>78908997
It's speculation based on what they said and did in the show. Of course there's no direct answers right now.
>"We found this gem-powered mirror at the Galaxy Warp."
>"You three knew I was in there, and you didn't do anything. Did you even wonder who I used to be?!"
>"They're not going to let us leave."
>"How could I have known the Gem contained in that mirror would be so powerful?"
>"You're one of them. One of the Crystal Gems."
>"Your friends, they don't really care about other Gems. All they care about is the Earth. But I never believed in this place..."
From this, I've got a pretty specific idea of what is up with Lapis:
>Lapis came to Earth with the other gems doing colonizing shit (probably due to her water control abilities) under Blue Diamond
>Rose decides "Fuck it, we're protecting Earth and standing up to the Homeworld."
>She starts to rally the gems on Earth as her army for the rebellion, the Crystal Gems
>Lapis didn't want any of that shit, so when shit got serious 5,500 years ago, she decided to go home
>However, she is stopped at the Galaxy Warp by some more... morally grey Crystal Gems (not Rose, Pearl or Garnet).
>They refuse to let her leave.
>They somehow take her out, and put her in the mirror as a prison.
>They give it to Pearl, who is a shit and just accepts that they imprisoned a Homeworld supporter
The Crystal Gems were an army. There's bound to be the more aggressive soldiers that would have made more drastic, amoral decisions. Lapis then blamed the Crystal Gems in general for everything.
This is why she didn't seem to believe Steven was a Crystal Gem at first, he wasn't a dick like the other Crystal Gems she had encountered back then were.
>>78909251
And yet we will never see her again.
>>78909251
here you go
This is why we're going to get banned again.
>>78909251
>Opal
>Best fusion
>No personality
>No elegance
>No style
>No grace
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>78909206
Peridot's giving Lapis a gift in the leaked promo iirc, so maybe Lapis will return the favor and fetch them from the bottom of the sea.
>>78909192
When is she gonna see her boyfriend in the nude?
>>78909336
Ayy, you feel me
new episode when?
>>78909317
No one cares about your theory, kiddo.
>>78909322
we will see her, but she will never speak again
No fusion ever speaks twice
>>78909252
>>78909304
I think Matt confirmed that her wings were her weapon. Too lazy to go get the tweet but i'm sure it'll be there.
>>78909301
i've cried like three times this shit is terrible.
>>78909363
>>78909369
Stevonnie will, unless the Crew invites old VA's back just for donuts and coffee.
>>78909348
she already saw him in his birthday suithis first birthday suit
Who's best and why is it Connie?
Why the fuck is there 3 generals up?
>>78909388
Hoo boy.
>>78909204
If the Crystal Gems were the cause of the corruption, Rose wouldn't have been so interested and keep failing to cure it. Corruption came from either Homeworld or Gem Nature, and I'd say the former is more likely.
Why is it so hard to understand that the crystal gems fucking shoved lapis in a mirror for thousands of years when she was trying to leave Earth and that's why she hates them? She's your garden variety PoW
>>78909336
>>78909358
My negros.
>>78909401
Does it count if he was an infant at the time?
>>78909408
false flaggers
>>78907904
Psssshhhhhaaahahahhaha.
Get creative, why dontcha.
Starnet = Eros or Aphrodite
Stammy = Gaea or Geb or Gluttony
Stearl = Famine or Baldur or Aether or Crom Cruach or Cu Chulainn
Stevidot = Conquest or Yu the Engineer
Lapis = Hydros or Posideon
Jasper = War or Ares or Susano-o
>>78909424
>>78909317
So basically, baseless assumptions. Kay, Gotcha.
Fucking seriously guys?
>you will never spend the day on a tropical paradise with the bara wife
why live
>>78909461
Just report them and stop crying about it faggot.
Holy shit I hate how people on this board start shitstorms out of fucking nothing.
>>78909366
It's more plausible than assuming Homeworld did it because "they're the bad guys".
>>78909461
Its shitposters trying to ban /sug/ anon. This has happened several goddamn times before.
>>78909366
>people ask about a thing that hasn't been explained in the show yet
>give speculation based on quotes and actions from the show
>"no one cares about theories kid"
Faggot, we're on a chinese puppet show board talking about the story of a magical jewelry boy while it's on break.
All we got is stupid theories and lewd fanart at this point.
>>78909461
We are so fucked. Mods are gonna send us back to /trash/ in no time.
>>78909345
That actually seems plausible.
>>78909317
How did you get "Improsoned for trying to go home" from "They're not going to let us leave"? If I was an escapee from a prison (mirror) and i was faced with people who are affiliated with people who improsoned me, shit, I'd assume they werent gonna let me leave either.
>>78909467
sun's out
guns out
>>78909500
look at the bright side, i will get to post all of my greg x lion photos for all of your enjoyment
>>78909500
calm down fag just reprot and ignore shit threads
>>78909526
Wh-why are there Greg x Lion photos?
So what ever became of that 60-page Greg/Pearl porn comic?
http://idlecum.tumblr.com/post/110930445356/idlecum-despite-some-difficulties-and-a-killer
>>78909539
Why wouldn't there be?
>>78909413
She says "You knew I was in there, and you didn't do anything!", and claims her quarrel with the Crystal Gems was that "they don't care about other Gems." If she was deliberately imprisoned, I don't feel she would have worded it like that. Lapis is a pretty vindictive person; if she was mad at them for trapping her, she most likely would have said so, and her reasoning for hating the CGs would probably be less about differing ideology and more about "they shoved me in a mirror."
>>78909550
The WHAT
>>78909539
Because Lion a sexy mofo
>>78909467
peridot is best wife
>>78909550
>60 page Greg/Pearl porn comic
>>78909317
Pretty good theory. I'd headcannon it. At least until we get Lapis' actual backstory.
>>78909514
Wait, what are you saying here anon?
>They aren't going to let us leave
into
>They imprisoned me for trying to leave
seems like a pretty cut and dry assumption.
Lapis from the very get go just wanted to get back to homeworld. I find it kinda hard to assume it's just a coincidence that they "found" the mirror with her at the Galaxy Warp, the main way off of Earth.
>>78909550
>60 pages
That, that right there.
>>78909461
>Thread made at page 9, didn't bother to link it, probably because it was early
>Thread made without checking catalog, linked it even though one was up
No we're just truly incompetent. Someone stop being a bitch and delete your thread.
>>78909576
I'm shocked the furfags haven't made more art of him.
>>78909139
>I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts plays in the background
>>78909461
my question is why did they only get rid of the garnet one?
>Steven meets a Homeworld Rose quartz
>He starts getting emotional around the Rose quartz
>Steven starts talking about wondering how it feels like to get scolded by his real mom or told to go to bed by his real mom
>HW Rose quartz doesn't know what the hell is happening
Greg lost some weight!
Faggot delete your shitty pearl thread no one cares if you made it first
>>78909588
Not really cut and dry. I still dont get the leap in logic here.
Imagine Lapis but with thick eyebrows
Garnet's pretty cute
>>78908520
Pic related.
Lapis is the final boss.
>>78909595
I'm OP of this thread. My post was made within the rules. As other anon said, the other one was made well the old one was still on pg 9. I checked the catalogue a few minutes before we hit pg 10 and neither of those were there.
who is a better husbando
lion or greg
>>78909660
He needs to shave, too.
>>78909461
>that garnet
cosplay at all size they said
>>78909588
"They aren't going to let us leave" because they charged in brandishing weapons and they kept her in the mirror for thousands of years. The Galaxy Warp was more likely the place in question because it's a travel zone, and it's a place where stuff might get left behind. Unless you're suggesting that Lapis was somehow subdued and forcibly imprisoned at a major meeting area for Homeworld Gems that is also surrounded on all sides by water.
>>78909567
Well, we can at least agree she was imprisoned in that mirror, right?
In that case, the question is "by whom?" and there's really only two answers: homeworld forces or the Crystal Gems
Now, if she was imprisoned by Homeworld, then somehow wound up on Earth and the CGs really did just find her and keep her locked up, do you think she would want to go back there immediately after getting out?
I think it is a lot more likely that the Crystal Gem forces just put a stop to what could have been a big war asset ASAP after the war started and captured Lapis while she was trying to get back to Homeworld.
>>78908961
Guys go here
>>78909604
please dont involve them
>>78909694
He can keep the beard, I just wish he'd cut his hair
>>78909678
too bad her power means nothing to an infant.
>captcha was coffee
Garnet approves
>>78909569
>>78909580
>>78909594
That's right.
http://noink.soup.io/post/529915002/idlecum
>>78909714
No fuck off.
>>78909714
>Fewer replies
>Fewer images
>Fewer posters
No you stupid faggot.
So, there's a war on Homeworld right? And you need somebody on the inside, right? So let us speculate: are the Crystal Gems' contacts in Homeworld?
>>78909691
Greg is great, but Lion has that mysterious charm about him.
I can't choose.
>>78909714
This already has 100 posts, save it for later.
Reminder that Sadiesper is endgame
>>78909676
I need it
>>78909680
>My post was made within the rules
That isn't the issue here. If the other thread was made while we were on page 9 it would have been in the catalog if you had checked at a proper time. That's also not the issue here though.
Someone just needs to stop being shit.
so would you rather redemption all around or Jasper shattering Peridot's gem to establish some stakes and have Steven experience real lose
>>78909763
Is it wrong that I want Jasper to teach Sadie how to get swole?
Peridot's Gem Weapon
>>78909781
I don't want anyone to die because SU is not Homosuck.
>Gems are all alien colors
>Purple, orange, Blue, Green skintones all around
>Even Diamonds are bright otherworldly colors
>Pearl is an off white, like, well, a pearl
>Rose Quartz looks like a human with pink hair
SOMETHING'S FUCKY
>>78909781
I can see Jasper poofing Peridot.And then she reforms with a star
>>78909676
Her eyebrows double as wings.
>>78909781Sacrificial Lamb
So you still Lapis hates Homeworld?
>>78909712
Imprisoning is very likely. Then again, one thing to consider is that Lapis has been stuck in the mirror for a very long time, and she's spent almost all that time with the Crystal Gems. She probably barely remembers who or why she was originally put in there, and if she does remember, she probably doesn't care - yeah, Homeworld probably had a few jerks on it, but it's been a long time, and it's still home and not this soggy miserable squishy-infested deathhole.
>>78909814
Some Rose Quartz's do have a light skin tone.
>>78909781
I was hoping we'd get another Chille Tid, except this time it was Jasper sending out the distress signals because Lapis was becoming corrupt. Steven would be forced to bubble Lapis and save Jasper before they both became completely corrupted.
>>78909206
I think the better question is if Peridot can generate a light-weapon of her own.
>>78909814
She's just pink.
>>78909781
The thought of jasper crushing Peri's gem to dust in her fist brings tears to my eyes
>>78909814
She obviously modeled herself after the humans she was fascinated by.
>>78909694
He looks weird though.
Remember how it was a big plot element in Season 1 how Steven wasn't able to control his shield/bubbles? It's almost certainly going to be that way for whatever Peridot's weapon is.
>>78909858
No she isn't
Greg is pink. That woman has Caucasian skin
>Be lapis
>Find Ocean in Space
>Become galactus and All the gems and their planets and destroy them like the parasites like the are
>>78909846
Most likely.
>>78909763
So what's the point of Sadie?
>>78909781
Peridot needs to get poofed by Jasper to establish her full and undying dedication to Homeworld. Peridot needs to learn just how much she'll have to fight for Earth.
>>78909742
>Garnet
>Contacts include Brimstone, a construction gem who is built for welding and Basalt, a gem whose programming was partially broken and as a result switches regularly between a loud, shouty Irish-accented personality and a mild, unassuming Scottish-accented personality.
>>78909846
Wow, never realized how cute herhairis.
>>78909877
Ok, maybe he can keep some shapely 5-o-clock shadow.
>>78909578
Normal hair peridot is best peridot
Prove me wrongProtip:you can`t
>>78909889
>find ocean in space
niggawat
>>78909889
>Find Ocean in Space
Wait what?
>>78909846
Homeworld is so advanced it's become lovecraftian, something she literally "can't understand", in her own words. She hates it more than she hates her existence in the mirror.
>>78909846
Lapis hates everyone except Steven.
>>78909914
Oh you know, them space oceans.
Just big ole chunks of water floating through the cosmos
>>78909914
p. sure we found a planet thats just a ball if water
correct me if i'm wrong
>>78909914
>>78909921
http://www.fastcompany.com/1769468/scientists-discover-oldest-largest-body-water-existence-space
Science is fun
>>78909942
AND ME
I DON'T THINK SHE AHETS ME
>>78909914
>>78909921
http://bigthink.com/think-tank/the-largest-ocean-in-the-universe
It's real.
>Jasper gets redeemed
>has to deal with the fact that she would be a junior member of the Crystal Gems compared to Peridot
>>78909814
She values humanity above her own race. Betraying everything, even the appearance of her homeworld is another display of revolution.
David Bowie ded. No David Bowie voiced Steven x Gem Fusion.
>>78909889
>Find Ocean in Space
You high, Anon?
>>78909914
Out there right now is a planetoid of nearly all liquid water.
>>78909877
He should just be bald with the beard
>>78909953She loves you the most
>I want that planet to die
>>78909942
That's really sad. It probably broke her heart when he refused to go home with her.
I am now filled with an urge to hug a fictional character.
>>78909947
Not to mention we technically live on a giant mudball.
Visorless a cute.
>>78909926
but now that she's been fused with Jasper, perhaps some of Jasper's knowledge will absorb into her along with other Homeworld stuff and she'll feel better about it all
>>78909877
Greg will always be ugly
>>78909947
Titan is mostly water.
>>78909550
oh, this is the guy that someone was complaining on /ic/. He's got a reputation for stopping projects halfway because he loses interest and accepts many commission without finishing them for years.
>>78909942
That means only Lapis can protect Steven from everyone else either he wants to or not
Remember /sug/
You're all diamonddogs
>>78909964
Wasn't Peridot more important than Jasper anyways? I mean, she was assigned to her. She was just am escort.
>>78909990
I said it before, but this particular piece makes me think of Don Bluth.
I'm ready for Yellow Diamond to start talking like Dom Deluise
>>78909990
I love this artstyle
>>78909951
>>78909978
>>78909981
Well then.
Science is just amazing.
In other news, the Gems are probably specialized, evolved space barnacles or possibly self-aware von Neumann machines.
>>78910011
... Titan is mostly ammonia and rocks
>>78909951
>>78909962
Well shit, I eat my words.
>>78909994
Good, good. Let the Lapisfag flow through you.
>>78909989
THIS POST MAKES ME
>>78909964
Jasper's only equal would be Amethyst according to the gem hierarchy.
>>78910027
>>78910029
Jasper was directly involved in the original war against Rose and threw Peridot aside the moment she had Steven, I don't think Peridot was ever actually in control.
>>78910011
Titan`s lakes are made of methane not H2O
>>78909847
Really?
I honestly can't get how you can assume she was put there by anyone other than the crystal gems.
Memory thus far has never been an issue for gems. Even Pearl was able to recreate events from the battles 5000 years ago via her projections and shit without a pause, and she's been doing a TON more to remember than Lapis has.
Lapis sat there stewing in prison and misery for 5000 years. There's no way she forgot the ones that did that to her. And as such, I doubt her first response upon getting out would be to go right back to those gems.
Her immediate disbelief that Steven was a Crystal Gem because he freed her, the fact that they knew there was a gem in there (as pearl says herself) and chose to not let her go or even try to negotiate with her, and certainty about her assumptions that the crystal gems don't care about gems and wouldn't let her and steven leave earth and go back home all seem to point to Lapis being certain the crystal gems are the ones responsible for all her troubles.
>>78909994
>I am now filled with an urge to hug a fictional character.
The slow descent into waifuism begins.
>>78909953
She hates you the most.
>>78910003
Either that or the split ideals are so far apart that it's debilitating to Lapis' mind and she slowly begins to corrupt from the sheer inability to function.
Sorry, this is getting a bit morbid.
>>78909990
>>78910049
NEVER! Where's the Lapisfag who's favorite game is PMTTYD? I need to make sure I haven't accidentally become him.
>>78909846
>Andromeda constellation in the background
>Andromeda Galaxy, within the constellation, is mostly likely the galaxy of Homeworld
ALTERNATE INTERPRETATION:
>Andromeda, the mythical character was chained to a rock as a sacrifice to the sea monster Cetus.
>The parallels between her and Lapis are too loud to ignore
Either way, great attention to detail
there's a starman waiting in the sky
Press f to pay respectsf
>>78910027
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
>>78909951
Welp we found out Lapis's Win condition
>>78910073
BUT ANON!
>>78910102
STANDING;_;
>>78910102
literally whooooooooooooooo?
>>78910092
You can tell that just from the stars?
Astronomy is amazing.
>>78910094
f
>>78910094
The Starman hasreturned to the sky
>>78909199
What's wrong with that image? I think it's great.
>>78910118
ON THE EDGE
>>78910050
>No episode where Peridot discovers the joy that is donuts
>>78910067
I didn't say Titan had lakes of H2O. I said TITAN was mostly H2O. The entire fucking moon.
>>78910058
>wait, aren't we going to have a chapter dealing with Peridot flying off the cluster with all those corrupted gems?
>no, don't worry about it. We'll release what we have as a little movie, it'll be fine
>>78910133
OF THE CIRCUS
>>78909338
Big heavy cow tits
>>78909550
>>78909720
>>78910023
God damnit, this is why we can't have nice things. It seems full good porn of older Greg/Pearl will never happen.
Yo /sug/ who do you reckon will be boardin that lapis peri ep? Zuke maybe? That peri face is very Zuke-ey.
>>78909994
You see this face? She's so disappointed her only friend won't escape with her, and afterwards reacts with rage because she's a spiteful motherfucker. I want to see more of their relationship.
>>78909192
Ouch
>>78910104
she's a WH40K faction all by herself
Does anyone have that leak with Lapis? Havent seen it yet
>>78910102
And the ashes... are allCLODnow
>>78910134
and it's never going to happen because they're too scared to make a butthole joke.
>>78910039
>... Titan is mostly ammonia and rocks
>rocks
Those rocks are ice. Titan has a ice water crust and a liquid water mantle.
I ship Yellow Diamond with Ronaldo
>>78909988
>>78910000
>>78910129
this is autistic, and trust me I am a professional
>>78910156
I'd be very willing to put my money on Lauren boarding that episode.
>>78910023
I can now move on with my life.
>>78910179
now he looks like a racist
>>78910157
She did warn Steven that Peridot was coming, but she's also using him as an excuse to imprison Jasper and herself.
You know what's funny Homeworld gems are the Opposite of what their supposed to represent
>>78910180
>>78910157
I can't believe I'm going to do this, but;_;
>>78910157
Now I want a Lapis dressed up as Moses
>>78910000
Quads confirm
Remember when Garnet's three eyes were scary as fuck?
>>78909846
>>78909926
I have to wonder if Lapis actually was able to find any Blue Diamond gems or anything like that before she got captured on Homeworld.
Jasper and Peridot are both Yellow loyal, and they're the ones that apparently "picked up" Lapis.
Maybe Blue Diamond actually would be welcoming to Lapis coming home and she just never got the chance.
>>78910003
Has literally anything ever given the idea that that's how it works?
If gems just shared their knowledge when they fused, Garnet would have found out about Pearl's fuckery in Cry for Help.
>>78909336
>>78909358
>>78909424
You guys are alright.
>>78909338
So are you.
>>78909324
>tfw when she's also 25 feet tall
Wowzers
>>78910190
she could put an eye out with that nose
>>78910220
I remember /sug/ collectively shitting their pants at this.
>>78910203
>bald and white = racist
JESUS CHRIST MARIE
Peridot a best
>>78910205
What do you mean?
Hooray for Lapis!
>>78910082I am them, and also >>78909942
Enjoy Lapis because she's great.
>>78910220
>Garnet
>Scary
>>78910207
We need more visorless Garnet
>>78910220
>stevenfuckingdies.png
how tall is greg?
>>78909327
>two generals accidentally
>just a dumbfuck OP right?
>just delete the one with the later time stamp right?
>no
>fucking BAN /sug/ FUCKING CANCER GET OFF MY BOARD
>meanwhile monster high is still shitposted on this board
>moanster high
Sometimes I don't get these shills.
>>78910179
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MY DECISION
Could someone make a Sucrose edit of this?
>>78909942
Yep
>>78910247
Imagine if this had been the first time we saw under her shades instead of Meat Beat Mania.
Crystal Slavs anyone?
Some of you Clods are alright. Don't go to Earth tomorrow.
>All these giant woman
I don't understand you Giantess fags. Woman shouldn't be that tall
>>78910290
I think the thread would have imploded.
>>78910039
>von Neumann machines
Have you heard of the novel Spin?
>>78910260
Her eyes got way cuter when they revealed why she has three.
>>78910296
need tracksuits
Contributing some original content.
>>78910261
>>78910290
That would've been way better. Dammit anon, you're making me angry because that isn't what happened.
Anyone have the SU guide that showed which episodes were essential to watch and which ones weren't?
>>78910290
It would've been a 20 times better reveal
>>78910296
How can be slavs when there no russia
>>78910308
They don't have to be that tall for me. It's just an added bonus. Like having huge tits or something.
>>78910325
Not bad, anon.
>>78910308
>giant tits
>giant ass
>giant pussoir
i see nothing wrong with it
>>78910247
Garnet has the best "Oh shit" moments. When she blows her top, you sincerely think someone's life is over.
Let me post my headcanon about Lapis
>Homeworld fucked up
>For some reason the temperature of the planet is now more than 100°C
>Lapis goes back
>Find no water
>"Homeworld is not the way it used to be"
>>78910307
I always really liked this frame. It was a creative and funny way of showing Peridot starting to lose itNew limb enhancers when
>>78909990
For some reason I really like the idea of YP just sitting on YD's shoulder
>>78910319
>>78910285
>every thread until you like it
>>78910337
Pretty much every episode (cept Sadie's Song...for now) need to be watched since every episode (even ones deemed as filler) have something important to the show, whether a plot point of something being foreshadowed.
>>78910326
That's it for now.
>>78910355
This is true.
>>78910070
That's fairly reasonable. I think your theory is pretty strong, but for the most part, I feel like we're missing a few too many pieces to make any definitive statements. Pearl's statement that she found it at the Galaxy Warp in particular implies that there's a big thing we're not getting, and it doesn't seem like something she would lie about (if only Pearl is a terrible liar).
>>78910308
Hotdog down a hallway.
>>78909336
>funny face
>>78910365
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>78910326
Garnet looks way better without her shades.
>>78910247
>>78910315
No. Why?
>>78910259
I should have known.
I tried my best.
>>78910356
I'm thinking Homeworld has already been a shell for tens of thousands of years. There's literally no material left on it with which to grow new Gems, thus whey they started expanding out into space.
Can someone post the Lapis leak?
>>78910369
I know but I still want to find that image for someone.
>>78910367
Oh shit. How many times has this been reposted? I only saved it yesterday.
>>78910372
>3 editors that did visorless edits
>1 big compilation of season 1 visorless edits
Why did it die down after back to the barn?
>>78910382
>can probably do handstands in scenarios where they are required
>>78910290
Honestly, Arcade Mania should have been after this. I know they wanted to hint at her future vision but still
>>78910397
When this occured I genuinely expected for her to have another pair of glasses on underneath.
>>78910179READY TO WORK
>>78910258
the metaphysical properties arbitrarily assigned to gemstones are always "good" things, and the homeworld gems are "bad", so they don't fit
amethyst is supposed to protect against addiction, the only gem property i see possibly being selected on purpose is MAYBE rose quartzes' healing, but then they pretty much all have some kind of healing because it's fucking snake oil drummed up to help sell rocks
all SU theories that relate back to real geology or the traditional lore thereof are the worst
>>78910347
45% of Siberia is missing anon.
45% of nothing is still nothing.
Nothing means it's not important. All you know the hole is made by the borealis project.
>>78910418
sorry if this isn't the right one.
>>78910418
https://youtu.be/63ZugKpdLAI
>>78910290
Now I'm going to make all of my friends skip meat beat mania if they watch the show.
>>78910264
Maybe around 5 feet 10 inches? Average height.
>Every Rose has its thorns
>>78910369
Oh, and Garnet's Universe, but it's still a fun episode.
I think the best way to put it would be to divide the show into "Main Plot Only" (Chille Tid, Warp Tour), "Gem Stuff" (Giant Woman, Coach Steven) and "Human Stuff" (Island Adventure, Shirt Club).
>>78910264
Tall enough
>>78910407
I love it ty X man!
>>78910447
Why would someone call this a leak? It's just a sneak peak they've been showing on cartoon network for a while.
>>78910407
Dude, this is great, and I don't even like Pearl or feet. Well fucking done. Great perspective.
>>78910479
That episode didn't air yet.
>>78910450
I would support that if it didn't have one of the best pearl jokes in the entire series
>"Which one of these buttons is my turn signal?"
>>78910464
ok smart guy, now how do you categorize something like Joy Ride?
>>78910407You ever gonna do more Steven/Connie stuff X-Man?
>>78910179
Hi Plague
Why does Yellow Diamond want to destroy a planet that is filled with resources?
>>78910418
garnet a cute
>>78910407
MY DICK!
>>78909049
Message Received link is down.
>>78910424
>can stretch her arms out when Steven asks her to
>>78910348
Why, thank you!
>>78910464
Who watches this show for main plot only? The lore isn't even that good and the story is generic. I watch the show for the characters, and "filler" episodes really shine in the regard imo.
>>78910502
Could always just save Arcade Mania for after the two parter.
>>78910407
Good job, you're improving!
>>78910515
Vengeance
>>78910407
Noice
>>78910179
>>78910514
Go fix your fence you creepy fuck
>>78910363
When Lapis get's them back from the bottom of the ocean.
So we can assume Rose and Pearl managed to convince and turn enough people to turn the rebellion into a proper war. What are the odds of the rebel team convincing a diamond to join em? There are theories that Rose is a diamond, but wouldn't it be a twist for the rebels to actually have a diamond allied to them in the war? It might be implausible, but if it were to be revealed, /sug/ would shit their pants.
>>78910515
To remove, once and for all, a reminder of a failure.
>>78910515
She learned that a single human penis was able to defeat Rose. Imagine what kind of threat roughly 3.4 billion of them could pose to the gempire.
>>78910509Yeah.
>>78910325
Glad to see drawfriends with fresh drawing.
>>78910290
I think that would have raised too many questions. Can't take even a little bit of the spotlight away from Lapis, the first gem to be introduced outside of the CG.
>>78910479
If it's intentional it's a dick move, that episode won't air for months.
>>78910515
Why is Yellow Diamond such a big gem?
This isn't your average shitposting
http://comicsalliance.com/steven-universe-logic-compassion-peridot/
>>78910290
looking back at Steven's reaction, I know its out of shock at her anger but I could also interpret it as him finding out she has three eyes. This episode could've been great as a reveal for Garnet's eyes but whatever.
>>78910515
She also has a Rose Quartz hate-boner. Peridot just told YD what Rose told her 5000 years ago. Now she has a double hate-boner.
>>78910572Sweet
>>78909550
>Greg "big fat retarded looks like a hobo" Universe
into the trash it goes
>>78910407
It's lovely
>>78910507
Probably main plot since it's the episode where they find Peridot's ship, and the fact that they have it is pretty important to the plot later.
If not, then it would be human stuff.
been awhile since someone made this joke.
>>78910507
Joy Ride is hard to classify, but I'd say it's primarily "Human Stuff." My idea was
>Features an appearance by a major antagonist or a massive element of worldbuilding and considerably advances the story or current plot - Main Plot Only
- Doesn't advance the main story much but features development for one or more Crystal Gems - Gem Stuff
- Doesn't advance the main story much but features development for one or more humans - Human Stuff
Under that category, Joy Ride would probably be a Human Stuff episode, unless you consider Peridot's escape pod to be a major plot element.
>>78910479
Though we had an inclination, we weren't sure when and how Lapis would return. This ruined that.
Also
>captcha says to pick cactuses
>Durians
>>78910364
Like a good birdie.
>>78910611
Of course a giant sack of shit like you would hate Greg.
>>78910562
I actually think that's pretty plausible. Can't have a war without an army, so why not convince an existing one to fight for you?
>>78910515
Because Pink Diamond died in the rebellion there, plus the whole incident is very bad PR for the invincible gem empire
>>78910630
That's because it's a shit joke.
>>78910449
>>78910447
P E R F L A T
Steven, Greg, Connie, and the Gems take a wrong turn and end up in Silent Hill.
What do they do? What kind of sins do they have to fight?
>>78910608i have a really big weakness for them.
>>78910447
>>78910449
Holy balls.
I guess /sug/ pissed their collective pants and blew a few veins in the process, and that this already have been discussed to hell and back, but do we have any reasonable theory to why Lapis looks so mad?
>>78910630
Haven't played league since last summer. I hear they're finally working on his remake, though.
Who is the fallest gem of all?
>>78910611
Greg is the best human.
>>78910528
desu all of these files are bad. They are either tvrips (with watermarks and poor quality) or web-dl re-encodes (baaad quality loss).
If you want the best quality, go with the raw web-dls.
Season 1 - https://mega.nz/#F!0EsHiZgZ!Zs6nVhIGO8NtqrTswHf2sw
Season 2 - https://mega.nz/#F!SEVAVCzJ!h8-2Fa36KmzAsBn1CXy0Og
No idea why these are still not in the OP.
>>78910654
Why would anyone like Greg unless they had fucking brain damage?
>>78910631
The only reason they're able to locate Peridot in Friend Ship is because they have the escape pod.
>>78910671
Last time she saw Peridot, she was being kidnapped by her. She hasn't experienced her redemption and is probably saltier than the atlantic ocean she's been stuck under for a month
>>78910662
Connie was the witch the entire time.
>>78910588
>http://comicsalliance.com/steven-universe-logic-compassion-peridot/
Except it does raise a good point though, of how sometimes, cold and distant people aren't just being all logical, they're actually sometimes coming from a place of illogical feelings.As an official autist it makes me feel better about myself and my always literal thinking.
>>78910611
Are you a true intellectual?
>>78910669I do as well. There needs to be more art of them.
>>78910671
Because she's Lapis. Lapis is always mad because her life is a never-ending succession of greater instances of suffering and misery punctuated by fart noises.
>>78910449
I love how you can hear her saying "Ta-Da!" at the beginning in the cutest fucking voice I think I've ever heard from Peridot
>>78910705
bait.jpg
>>78910611
His sunburn is an eyesore
>>78910515
Most likely she's just angry at how successfully Rose was able to defend the Earth (for a while, anyway) and just wants that blot on her military career to be erased from the history books and her memory.
It's like how Australians constantly want to nuke emus.
>>78910671
honestly she probably just don't like peri she was a prisoner and all.
does /sug/ hate green text stories? I had an idea was gonna write it all out on note pad and then post it but I don't want to get flak for it.
>>78910716
>month
More like almost a year at this point
>>78910447
Why is Lapis so flat?
>>78910337
The only shitty episode was garnet universe. Every other episode is worth watching
>>78910630
REWORK FUCKING WHEN?
>>78910748
Emus are evil.
>>78910545
>>78910704
WEB-DL reencodes are fine for cartoons, My encodes leave the audio intact from source.
>>78910752
do it
>>78910756
What's wrong with flat, anon?
>>78910611
>not wanting to see Greg make sweet sweet love to a craving Pearl
fag
Are these always about Waifuposting?
>>78910705
what does having brain damage have to do with liking someone?
>>78910671
>oh, this is the cunt from HW that was with Jasper.
>oh, she made besties with Steven while I toiled away in the bottom of the ocean in a hate fusion to keep Jasper away. For Steven's sake.
>you little bitch I'm a navy seal pasta
Why are there seemingly so few diamonds? On earth, Diamonds aren't that uncommon, merely expensive because of a monopoly. They can be manufactured as well. Do the diamonds in control not allow more to be produced in order to stop potential insurrection?
>>78910755
Well, in universe.
A bit more than a month admittedly. I'm just going by the 30 day Canniversary.
>>78910756
Because that's cute
>>78910515
A LUST FOR REVENGE
>>78910795
yes
>>78910707
Which is what I said. It depends on whether the introduction of Peridot's escape pod is absolutely essential for understanding Friend Ship, in which case it's a Main Plot episode.
"Don't trust them, Steven."
After all this time, might there still be reason for Steven to be cautious of the Crystal Gems?
>>78910795
yea.
>>78910795
>show with primarily female main cast
>"are these always about waifuposting?"
What do you think, anon?
>>78910779
thats all the encouragement i needed thx fag.now i just gotta figure out how the fuck I'm gonna write it. I've got the idea clear as day but have no idea how to put it forth to paper or rather green text story.
>>78910799
>Stevens sake.
I hope Steven points out that her fusing with Jasper was literally the most useless thing to do.
>>78910344
You mean that because there was no Mongolia there was Golden Horde and with no Golden Horde there was no population movement northward from the Kievian Rus and therefore no Russia culturally distinct from the rest of Europe?
>>78909206
Probably have bonding episode with Pearl who will teach her to summon a weapon, something not usual for Pearls or Peridoughs.
>>78910778
Your framerate is variable and you're using handbrake. You are also cutting the bitrate in half.
Re-encodes are not fine, they are of inferior quality. You're literally taking files someone else prepared, making them worse, and then releasing them.
If you want to save space go with the 720p web-dls.
>>78910828
This depends entirely on what Lapis did to get locked up
If this was just a case of "Oh we didn't want to let her go in case she was dangerous", then yeah that's a big mark against the CGs
>>78910509
he did this recently.
>>78910787
I'm into seeing pigsex, thanks.
Pearl needs someone who'snihilistic,intelligent,with a wicked sense of humor.
>>78910797
If you like Greg, you're a retard. Do I have to explain it more clearly, Gregfaggot?
>>78910795
pretty much, dude.
>>78910795
Except for the 8 or so hours after a new episode with lots of exposition in it, then there's some theory discussion. Usually retarded theories. Other than that Waifuposting.
>>78910828
-Gem who literally sank herself down to the bottom of the ocean in the stupidest way possible.
Maybe.
I know gem fusion with Stevonnie will never happen in the show, but I want to believe.
>Fang fags as ton of art about the gems
>Except Alexandrite who has razor sharp teeth as a second mouth
>>78910755
Its been a month since Beecha-Palooza in Sadies Song (kinda, maybe 1 1/2) and exactly a year before that was Steven and the Stevens, episode 22. So definitly less then a year. I'd say maybe 3 months have passed between Jail Break and the latest episode
>>78910385
>>78910365
>>78910296
I remember I made a fic of exploring the zone and the secret was Soviet experimenting on gem artifacts...
Kinda died after the cluster and gem monster was revealed
>>78910805
Wait do you mean Lapis or Peri, because yeah Peridot has only been their for a month, but in universe it seems like several months have passed since Jailbreak happened and Lapis trapped Jasper in a hell fusion.
>>78910701
Greg should die already
>>78910404
Since you no what a von Neumann machine is I figured you might find Spin interesting. I don't want to spoil it for you, but if you don't mind spoilers then just read the synopsis somewhere. The characters are meh but the premise is cool as hell.
>>78910807
I think you're more right than you think. Her friend Pink Diamond died on Earth. She wants that shithole planet GONE.
>>78910865
Fuck off, Misha.
>>78910882
Nah
>>78910795
Every general about any thing ever has waifu posting in it, get over it.
>>78910865
You're into WHAT?
>>78910760
Onion episodes are shitty and can be skipped, unless you like the character.
>>78910882
That's because no one likes Alexandrite except for me. But I like all the gems.Except Pearl. Pearl a shit.
>>78910879
I'd like to see Steve fuse with other people and gems, possibly both at the Same time to sate my curiosity as to what happens if a pure human and pure gem fuse
>>78910859
I do my own iTunes Rips (with TunesKit and other stuff to split without reencoding) and being honest, I can't tell the difference between the original file and my encode.
Why doesn't Greg get back into dating hes still 36
>>78909209
>>78909234
What're these from?
>>78910828
Nah. The CGs probably murdered a bunch of Homeworld gems and newly made quartzes, but they were at war, and that's what happens.
But they wouldn't hurt Steven.
>>78910922
>skip onion friend
>miss out information about amethyst's past and her relationship with humans
good job, retard
>>78910913
In fact, even NON general threads involve waifu posting
So if we do get a new opening to reflect Peridots redemption, do you think she'll get a verse to sing, or just an appearance?
>>78910442
Amethyst was also known as a cure against hangovers in ancient Greece. Due to its colour, the stone was connected with the wine god, and therefore often present during big parties were people would get wasted and have massive orgies. Wearing an amethyst or drinking from a crystal glass supposedly removed your hangovers the day after. I think the party allusion and connection to Dionysus fits with Amy.
Rose quarts also has love-related properties apart form healing.
Some of the gem hocus pocus was obviously in Sugar's mind when she assigned the different personalities to each stone, but it's very loose.
>>78910802
if everyone was perfect, then no one is.
Apparently the diamonds couldn't even handle 4 of a kind, if the foreshadowing of PD's defection proves to be true.
>>78910861
Based on the reaction of "our" Crystal Gems, it seemed like they were honestly surprised that there was a sentient, living Gem trapped in there. Lapis's claims of "Did you ever wonder who I used to be?" also implies that they found the mirror or were given it by someone - Lapis wouldn't be blaming them for that if they knew her beforehand.
>>78910921
He obviously means he's a member of the conservative party.
>>78910952
He likes giant women. There's none in Beach City.
What else?
>>78910921
*NOT into that
fuck
>>78910828
Sure, but it's not like he has a choice. His choices are:
-Side with the psychotic rebels.
-Surrender himself to people who find his very existence disgusting and have a massive grudge against both Humanity and the Crystal Gems, of which he is both.
-Live a short life and meaningless life as a human, like the rest of us.
And sure, that last one is the obvious right choice, but he's a human, so he'd never pick that. I mean just look at Connie.
>>78910864
Is this how Andy Milonakis feels?
>>78910970
>MUH WORLDBUILDING
fuck off
>>78911011
Like Steven would know that word
>>78910865
if you can explain it more clearly it would be very helpful.
>>78909158
I need this comic, but "Rainbow Quartz" replaced with "Ziggy Stardust"
>>78911036
Who are you quoting?
>>78910921
When a daddy orc and a mommy elf
>>78910828
She's a really passionate person.
Is her VA known for anything else?
>>78910865
>I'm into seeing pigsex, thanks.
Typical pedo likes the screwcock I see.
You make me sick, Castiel.
>>78909049
I DREW THE BEST GEM!
>>78911055
your mom
>>78911008
-Don't image dump
so, what do you think YD will do now?
Will she come to Earth or will she send an elite group of gems to capture/kill Peridot?
>>78910970
Can't the fact she has human friends be inferred considering how much time she spends in Beach City? Is confirmation on something so tiny absolutely necessary?
>>78911036
>Character building
>muh world lore
I think you got mixed up there buddy
>>78909251
"Finally. My dildo is ready!"
>>78911066
NEW EPISODE WHEN
>>78911079
She's a comin'
And then they're gonna take her ship and attack homeworld
>>78911079
She'll probably assume Peridot was killed by the explosion and send another Jasper and Peridot to Earth.
>>78910906
I really want this to be the case, it would humanize her to show she's angry over the death of a friend.
Though I also think it's possible PD may have actually supported the rebellion.
>>78911066
looks shit.
>>78909324
Garnet making sure her booty is in the shot.
Something I never understood.
How the fuck isn't their mountains of porn of Stevonnie and Opal.
It doesn't make sense
>>78910952
>36
God damn, I thought he was twenty years older
>>78911088
UMM anon it's pointed?
>>78910828
Steven had no reason to believe her up to that point. For the rest of the season, he became more aware of the complexities behind each of the CG's past and from that has become more appreciative of what he calls his family.
>I'm a Crystal Gem, too!
He's gonna be with them through thick and thin, no doubt.
>>78911089
post full?
>>78911094
tomorrow.
>>78911094
almost definitely february.
>>78911063
She's a Broadway actress, like Pearl's VA. I like her voice and I want to hear her sing NOW
>>78911079
Nothing until the season finale.
>>78911088
guess I gotta photoshop the drill into a dildo now
>>78911089
Jesus christ how much Amedot did that guy draw
>>78907589
a bit late because life got in the way, but here you are firend!
>>78911106
That would be kind of funny
How the fuck Peridot wanted to convince Yellow Diamond about the value of Earth and its resources?
Was she going to say "the people here are nice"? They live a neat life with the other species in the planet? That you can kind of hollow the Earth without making too much damage?
Homeworld never cared about the native species or things living on planets. Why was YD going to change that now?
>>78909814
Sword is too grandiose. Could have been designed much better.
>>78911063
Outside of theater and SU?
Not much
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0668568/
>>78910556
The Fence will stretch across the Earth.
>>78911079
It was probably a bad idea to announce her defection to YD
>>78911079
I'd come to the last known coordinates of the message thing if the Earth is still there after the cluster SHOULD destroy it (I assume there's a way to tell if the cluster is inactive/destroyed with scanners), search for evidence of Peridot's shattering, and then hunt down and destroy any remaining gems.
>>78910179
>>78910438
>>78911146
CuteOh god please I can't wait anymore for lapis I just want her to be happy.
>>78911146
>lapis
>Happy
>>78911072
>Greg murdercocks Jasper
>Steven gets a half-gem half-brother
How would you feel, /sug/?
Lion the mood...
Lion the mood...
>>78909348
did nobody pic up on the fact that Steven's shirt was in the tent when Connie woke up?
wouldn't that infer they slept in the same tent?
>>78911122
There should definitely be more Opal, but Stevonnie? Because most of the porn is coming out of Tumblr, and they're anti-pedoso am I scum
post yfw the next fusion we'll see is steven + greg
>>78911125
Opal likes it rough
>>78910946
Even my photo editor can't tell the difference between my encode and the original release
>>78909679
I dig it. YD may hate Earth, but Lapis hates everyone and everything expect Steven. What happens when Steven turns on her for whatever reason?
Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on the planet Earth?
>>78910447
Damn it Lapis, did you not already sink enough ships when you stole the ocean?
>>78911142
he's jumping on the bandwagon pretty late, probably didn't even watch most of the show, only saw the newest bomb and ran with it, desperate for attention.
>>78911158
It's just a code word
Plague is really the chief engineering foreman for the Mexico border wall project.
It's how he makes enough money to sit on his ass all day playing Dark Souls and drawing butts
>>78911079
It was all a misdirection. Now that the Homeworld gems are getting redeemed, we'll never hear from Homeworld again. Sucrose got ya
can y'all stop shipping Steven x any gem. Like, fo real.... even though he's part gem, he's still only 14 ...
>>78910946
It's pretty easy to see the difference when you do screenshot comparisons. No re-encode is a good re-encode.
I also checked your subs against the raw and either you happened to have the same split points (which is weird, considering you're encoding it, so you wouldn't need to do it at the keyframe), the same fixes and capitalization on your subs (this is unrealistic, as itunes releases in all caps, which requires fixing), and same sub correction (there was a typo in Steven's Birthday), or you're lying about ripping the episodes originally yourself.
>>78911194
The booty
>>78911063
Most VAs in SU have little, if any, other voice work. Jennifer Paz has voiced more episodes as Lapis than in all other shows put together - two episodes of Angry Beavers, two of As Told By Ginger. Aside from that, most of her credits are obscure movies and stage performances.
>>78911153
Peridot has never been smart that way. Like most engineers, book smart but lacking socially
>>78911186
I've never thought about this and that would be awesome.Steg? Greven?
>>78911181
Pearl's pun was better. "Lion" sounds nothing like "Lighten" which has a solid T sound.
Amethyst's pun game weak.
>>78911216
Legal in some places
>>78911153
Try reconciling a mindset that makes a person seem logical and perfect with a mindset that has been warped with weeks of being held hostage by people who have been brainwashing you (albeit without particular malice).
Usually, the mindsets wash together and you think that your old ally can be reasoned with.
>>78911166
>Ready to work!
>>78911216
he's physically only 8; that's when he stopped growing.
>>78911209
Yeah but MoP was great, too bad WoD is even worse than Cata.
>being ally scum
I bet you play Rebels too.
>>78911179
Excited to see the gems tear into him for moving on from Rose so quickly, and insinuating that his relationship with her was nothing but the fulfillment of a fetish.
>>78911153
It sounded like Peridot was pulling shit out of her ass. She clearly didn't think things through and was very nervous since this was obviously something she's never ever done before.
Obviously YD wasn't going to listen to this fresh little shit directly disobey her orders.
>>78910952
They need to come onto him first.
>>78911184
She was still asleep.
>>78911216
>14
He's at the perfect age anon and he lives with the gems 24/7.
>>78907649
here ya go
>>78911233Mr. Universe
>>78911089
>No amedot chicken porn
Why live?
>>78911236
>thinks legal is synonymous with moral
>>78911209I've only played the RTS games.
>>78911229
aren't most of them singers who spend their time working on their music and performing shows?
>>78911210
Trump paid Eli to build the Wall, but he built it on the Tennesee/Kentuky border instead. After the last mighty cement block was set, he sat down and drew a ton of Peridot and Garnet lewds. And never shared them.
>>78911179
...
>>78911248
So is lapis trying to commit suicide
>>78911220
>>78911216
connie is a gem
>>78911258
With that logic I should start dating my family huh
>>78911247
Yeah, that's essentially the turning point in Peridot's character, where she has to explain to someone else why she likes Earth and she realizes that there isn't some kind of big logic or plan to it. She just really likes Earth.
>>78911209You mean Wrath on.
>>78911209
>>78911244
>
>>78911279
For the fusions, yes.
Lapis' VA doesn't do shit, it just so happens that Lapis herself is barely in the fucking show. Typical.
>>78911300
Why aren't you anon?
>>78911233
>Steg
Some say his earwax tastes of Cookie Cats...
>>78911270
>thinks 4chan is moral.
>>78911179
Damn, you made his headcanon sound really fucked up really quick.
Made a thing yesterday.
what the fuck is that
>>78911216
>human laws applying to an alien species
Someone raised the question, "What would lapis look like with big eyebrows?" I'll post the result tomorrow probably,though she looks really human.
>>78910515
Same reason you'd destroy a gift given to you by an ex lover.MEMORIES.
>>78911220
as for a screenshot comparison
>>78909404
everyone on /co/ seems to dislike her...
needs moar more connie love
>>78911153
I think Peridot was referring to "actual" natural resources that occur on Earth and interesting scientific inquiries that Homeworld would be interested in, since she's obviously not familiar with the organic life if she though Greg could fly. The YD in Peridot's head would care about these things, but not the real one
>>78911334
Amethyst's VA doesn't do much I don't think. She seems to have the most free time
>>78911351>doesn't know were in a Tumblr colony disguised as 4chan
Connie still hasn't met Peri.
What are your thought on this /sug/?
>>78911266
Is that Wazowski?
>>78911375
You'd destroy a gift given to you by an ex? I sure as hell wouldn't
>>78911222
Greg sure loves giant women
>>78911367
>Didn't even edit the text
>Just lazily pasted a jasper screenshot over it.
>>78911216
It's puppy love friendship, you can't stop me
>>78911383
That reminds me of last spring in /sug/ where an anon posted cp. good times. Goooood times.
>>78911415
Its called build up. Let it build.
>>78911367
>rwb
seems about right. maybe green instead of black, depending on how bad you view her to be.
>>78910756
Lapis is a flat short gem so it is less weird when she is shipped with Steven. Just like how Peridot is a curby midget.
These are the first gems that Steven has actually attracted to his team, the way Rose did with his original rebels.
They are all similar in height and apparent age to Steven physically so they interact more easily and so the shipping is less cringe inducing.
>>78911279
Some of them, yeah. Aimee Mann and Nicki Minaj are obviously not going to be hanging around to do recordings, but even then, a lot of the major characters have few (if any) other voice credits (though they do tend to have jobs that make use of their voice, such as singing or a radio show).
Honestly, it's kinda refreshing. I love Tom Kenny and John DiMaggio and Grey DeLisle, but I'm glad to finally watch a show where I don't realize "That's Bender!" or "That's the Joker!"
>>78911245
You mean before they fall for him too
>>78911261
>this isn't a highlight for me either
>>78911123
>>78910952
He's not 36. He MET Rose and the other gems when he was 22. Steven (who is 14) wasn't born that same year so he must be older than 36.
Considering Greg was already bald before Steven was born, I'd say he's in his 50s.
>>78911431
>puppy love
>friendship
Pick one.
>>78911401
There is no natural resource on Earth that can't be found is much greater quantities somewhere else in the galaxy, life included. It's wealth of shattered gems is its true treasure.
>>78911434
God, don't remind me.
>>78910220
She may not be a mom, but Square Sis is pretty fucking scary.
>>78911356
meant for >>78911245
>>78911142
>>78911207
Who's "that guy"?
>>78911383
this is not true believe it or not its just a popular shitpost. Wehad a month long poll as to ifpeopleactually dislike her and it turns out most people like her and or are indifferent.
>>78911415
I don't know what to expect anymore. I wasn't expecting Greg to take it so well the first go around. I thought he'd be a bit more freaked out, since Peri is the pilot of the ship that gave him a panic attack in Full Disclosure. Connie will probably just be nerdy shipping friends when they meet.
>>78911427
>expecting quality
Lauren Zuke is an inspiration
>>78911216
>Chronologically 14
>physically 10
>mentally 8
>>78911444
GOD nothing looks more wrong than a pregnant Pearl.
>>78911454
Non-sexual puppy love.
>>78911450
Nah, he was balding at the edges in most flashbacks (Lion 3 comes to mind). He was probably about thirty, considering Sour Cream exists.
>>78911471
Of course, Connie is one half of the best fusion.
>>78911418
no, its clearly sapphire.
>>78911292
>>78911378
That is not how you do screenshot comparisons, and your previous screenshot doesn't prove anything as well.
>>78911490
I remember her confessing that she never even played touhou, just really liked the fanart
>>78911450
>Considering Greg was already bald before Steven was born
No he wasn't
>>78910344
There is a Russia. All that's missing is Siberia and the middle part of Russia that nobody cares about. Moscow is still there.
Plus you'd still have Balkan Slavs. Those are the kebab removal slavs.
>>78911186
post yfw Steven + Greg is a perfect fusion who saves the day with bitchin' guiter solo
SOMOS
>>78911490
Based on her recent tweets she still is, now her fan fiction is just on tv
>>78911503
I lurked, but nothing much else. Didn't hang around too long
>>78911194
yes.Pringles
>>78911503
That build up was.. something...
Also no.
>>78910611
>Misha having a bad opinion
Of course. Go back to /v/ you stupid shit shit.
>>78911505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWBlDC2-ss
>You forgot to turn in your paperwork this morning
>>78911490
Didn't she say somewhere that she got better at her art by trying to copy the styles of various doujin that she read?
>>78911492
all the more reason not to ship him with any gem
>>78911503
Just asking for a storm, aren't we?
Well to answer your question: no, but I probably would have if I was on 4chan instead ofFunnyJunk
>>78911526
as crystal gems
A Drawfag appears! What is your request? :D
>>78911503
I think I lurked mostly. Posted a few times.
>>78911512
That's pretty common though, a lot of dedicated fans only like it for the music. Sometimes only even the fan music. Zun can't draw worth a shit and the gameplay isn't for everyone.
>>78911475
>Connie will probably just be nerdy shipping friends when they meet.
Connidot when?
>>78911511
this more for you liking? http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/157825
>>78911566
I will keep requesting Lapis and Peridot being terrible roommates until I get it. My thirst cannot be contained.
>>78911559
>funnyJunk
>>78911566
Peridot with a huge shipping wall, Nepeta style. A worried Steven hovers nearby
>>78911418
in drag. Sully has some fetish issues.
I imagine steven will end up recruiting more gems or they will make contact with a lost section of the resistance, don't see how else they will stand a chance against YD considering they were heavily outmatched by a single ship and jasper
>>78911216
>can y'all stop shipping Steven x any gem. Like, fo real.... even though he's part gem, he's still only 14 ...
It is never going to stop.
StevenXPearl for christmas cake yandere.
StevenXAmethyst for nasty fuck-buddy sex.
StevenXPeridot for tsundere neko work-wife.
StevenXLapis for protective yandere.
Don't even ask me what StevenXGarnet is.
I wanna see Steven fuse with Amethyst
>>78911234
Pearl tried, which Peridot can respect, but Amethyst has that booty Peridot wants up inside.
>>78911566
Something cute with Steven and Peridot
>>78911566
>Sapphire or Ruby in this pose
oh wait
>>78910865
>filename
Nobody.
>>78911566
Steven and Conniekissing
>>78911490
>tfw 26 and still neetsend help
>>78910795
Steven Universe + Dark Souls
Garnet and Jasper are Strength builds
Pearl is a Dex build
Amethyst is one of those weird PVP builds that uses goofy weapons like the whip and little armor but still manages to be effective
Lapis is an OP caster
Steven is a shield-only playthru
idk about Peridot.
>>78911566
This with Rose and a random gem
>>78911553
Certainly paid off in the hair department
>>78911611
Someone on 4chan asking us to stop probably just encouraged people who didn't want to to ship.
>>78911514
>>78911566
>>78911616
seconding this
>>78910952
Is that the same guy who drew the futa Barb?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>78911595
It's not my fault, my friend was a fucking retard and he introduced me to it. I was a fucking retard too.
>>78911566
Lapis in a hat
>>78911651
yes
>>78911626
sent :^)I need someone to end me too
>>78911503
I did. The time before the first hiatus was a golden age.
>>78911566
Stevonnie with Opal's hairstyle. what clothes she's wearing is up to you.
Can someone post that Jasper pic?
>>78911566
Peridot with Triangle pigtails
>>78911642
>>78911514
yea, this is pretty bad but if you want to be fair and say this >>78911514 is canon, he might not be bald but that's a losing battle right there
>>78911642
This one's early in the series, before things were totally ironed out. We've seen Greg and Rose twice since then, and he had hair. Current theory is that he took that picture with the painting in the house.
>>78911642
>implying that isn't a photo Greg took of himself in front of the Rose painting up on the wall
>>78911566
"2 and a half Gem"
Featuring Amy as Charlie(left)
Pearl as Alan(Right)
Steven as Jake(Mid)
>>78911682
>>78911626
>>78911668
/sug/ ritual suicide when?
>>78911626
People are going to respond to you with rude shit, but I just want you to know that it's never too late to claim the life you want. There will always be people out there who support you, and there will always be people out there in a much worse situation. Good luck friend :)
>>78911566
Peridot eating a slice of keylime pie and saying "So that's what I taste like."
>>78911642
>>78911702
>>78911590
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/157826
Check out the smudging on left and the backgrounds.
The show would jump the shark if Lapis ever experienced happiness
>>78911612
Voiced byt-pain
>>78911688
We've known this for a while.
>>78911709
when the show finally gets cancelled.
>>78911642
That's a picture of Greg posing in front of Rose Quartz's painting.
Which was put up in the House right before Steven moved in. When he was 6-8 years old.
>>78911512
What a poser
>>78911704
not that one
she had short hair and was slimmed down, but still kind of muscle-y
>>78911642
What is Rogaine?
>>78911142
I ain't complaining.
>>78911688
He's going bald because of his strength training. Soon he'll be unstoppable.
>>78911709
i'm free tomorrow but i'm in mafialand.
on an unrelated notes. how many mafiosi here? (at 5:00 o' clock)
>>78911702
That's really... sad... ;-;
>>78911704
Oh hey, good for 2F33.
>>78911739
Is... Is such a thing even conceivable?
>>78911746
Who would Garnet/Steven be voiced by?
My vote is for idris elba.
>>78911780
Is that New York City or Italy
>Captcha: select all pasta or noodles
Post old art!extra points if its draw fags stuff.
>Crystal and Homeoworld gems team up to stop the cluster
>Gems learn sacrificing themselves is the only option
>Steven wants to go but is forced to stay behind
>The gems stop the cluster but severely damage the earth
>Earth has several decades before it’s uninhabitable
>The world’s governments dump all efforts into space colonization
>Feeling responsible Steven helps in any way he can
>A breakthrough is made in renewable energy from Stevens advanced plant life
>Humanity goes deep into space in search for a new home
>Steven stays on earth to try and fix the damage from the cluster
>On their voyage a discovery is made by a woman namedRem
>Two children born from the plants
>They are namedVash and Knives
Try and disprove it /sug/!
Here's a tip:You can't
>>78911626
>tfw 20 years old and I already know I'm not going to make a conscious effort to change ANY time soon.
It actually feels good to accept myself like this.You should try it, anonymous.
hey fellas
any of you know what this >>78905315 is? any source or context?
>>78911612
I think Steven is more likely to fuse with Peridot or Lapis.
With the sex/fusion angle they have setup it would be less objectionable if he did it with the new gems than the ones that are like his mothers and sisters.
But of course Stevonnie is still the default canon-relationship fusion.
>>78911668
>>78911626
Don't give up faggots. You'll find happiness and meaning sometime soon!
>>78911678
I agree.
And I asked that question because I felt the same last week posting on /sug/like when I posted on /mlpg/ 5 years ago.
And thanks to everybody who answered that question
Does anyone wish the show had more parental drama?
Such as Steven idolizing Rose as much as the gems and feeling inadequate compared to her.
I understand he barely knew Rose, but it's weird he doesn't care about her at all.
Perithot ethered his mom in front of him and he was worried about the CG's feelings.
>>78911831
>>78911470He's coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hjJ5GoxZfE
>>78911702
>>78911782
>>78911754
Well, how about something nice about the painting instead?
Like how it's a painting. And we know of only one painter in Beach City. And that painter would be likely to know and hang out with Rose, Greg and the Gems.
>>78911626
>>78911710
Same here. There's hope yet, NEETanon. There's always hope, because hope lies in each and every one of us, no matter how deeply tucked away it is. I know you can find it, take your time and try your best.
>>78911820
Didn't know that new york was called mafialand
>>78911804
2F33 just hid under some rubble while all the fighting was going on, then after their flag was raised she came out saying "2F33 made it again, as usual! Shattered, my ass, ya sons a bitches!"
>>78911566
Greg staring at a picture of Rose.
>>78911831
>>78911813
It has to be androgynous sounding.
>>78911840
Amethyst is the first one he tried to fuse with though. Fusion isn't just sex, far from it. It's any kind of love.
>>78910124
aw... AWWW
>>78911566Sapphire sucking some human cocks, inviting a nervous looking Ruby to join her.
>>78911831
>>78911820
Not who you asked but I'm guessing Sicily.
>>78911839
Source: /sug/
Context: A drawfag on crack
>>78911853
lol i remember this shit.
>>78911566
Amethyst as Peridot, doing the WHOMP WHOMP action. Peridot looking on confused.
>>78909854
This would have been awesome though
>>78910003
I don't think their knowledges mesh like that, otherwise Garnet would have instantly known that Pearl fucked up the connection tower, not Peridot, in Cry for Help or whatever it was when they formed Sardonyx
>>78911831
It's not really old, but It's got a special place in my heart because I requested it.
>>78911831
Come on, man. I'll get sad going through this stuff.
>>78911702
>>78911710
>>78911843
>>78911858
Thank you, you wonderful people
>>78911566
>A Drawfag appears!
>:D
Drawfagging is awfully nice, but you have an extremely serious case of the lurk moars.
>>78911866
Ha! Classic 2F33.
>>78911853
Rust pls
>>78911860
Wasn't sure since when I think Mafia I think Italian immigrants from the East coast
>>78911887
I drew the original, someone was nice enough to ink and color it
>>78911831
>This now considered old and non-canon
>>78911730
and that's your deal breaker? ever so slightly smudged backgrounds? If that really irks you, then go ahead and use your raw files.
I prefer slightly smudged 1080p encodes than what you suggested...
> If you want to save space go with the 720p web-dls.
...since that means I would end up with upscaled 720p when playing back on my TV, which is worse than slightly smudged 1080p
>>78911831
What do I win
>>78911813
I think it would be funny to be a really black sounding guy.
Steven Greg fusion should be Jack Black, I cant think of anyone that would be more qualified to be him
>>78911918
>>78911853
so wth is up with this dude?
>>78911566
Jasper sulking after having been poofed in combat against Steven and Connie.
>>78911902
>>78911566
Daily reminder that the Crystal Gems are actually a heterofusion army, and they're not gay since they endorse cross gem fusions.
Also, Stevonnie+Lapis fusion please.
>>78911902
Dump you faggot.
>>78911628
Peridot is use items only, and no armor after Anor Londo
>>78911919
And where you think they originated? In mafialand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z905XT5qbisFUCKING WHEN
>>78911934
Hot
>>78911704
I still have a problem with this image. I think it fundamentally undermines the concept of future vision.
why is she so perfect /sug/?
>>78911957
They were shockingly close with Ruby.
>>78911934kek I drew that
>>78909763
Honestly Sadie's mom does seem like a more human Jasper....
>>78911942
darken that up. It is barely visible.
>>78911949
He's a fan character, the creator got pissed that we made jew jokes about him.
>>78911973
Wouldn't want to take up all the remaining image slots.
>>78911934
It was a simpler time
>>78911989
>Sapphire's depiction made me realize Garnet's visors came at a later time after The Answer
What causes that change?
Dear Lapis,
You believe what you're doing is protecting Steven, but in reality, you're just hurting him. All he wanted to do was help you and you keep pushing him away. You almost don't deserve any of his forgiveness for being this hardheaded, but I know Steven will forgive you anyway.'Cause I saw the leak.I'll enjoy watching you be an utter cunt to Peridot and CGs, though.
P.S. You is a bitch.
>>78911993
aren't all the humans basically human versions of gems? People have been visually comparing the cool kids with the crystal gems for the longest time
>>78911831
>>78911934
I miss this
>>78911216
>type this
>move on to more degenerate things like garnet dicking peridot and lapis with a dino dick
>>78910029
I don't think so. Jasper is the one giving her all the commands on the Earth as well as on the ship.
It may be that the mission to Earth was established because Peridot complained about the CG, but even though Jasper has been assigned to the mission Peridot initiated, she still outranks Peridot. Peridot seems like just a technician.
Also YD asks about Jasper, as if she's surprised that Peridot is the one making the call and not Jasper, who's supposedly the leader of the mission. Also if you look at how similarly Peridot sighs over quartzes adn their amazing qualities in Too Far - it's very different from how she talks of pearls, and a little bit similar to how she sighs about the diamonds.
I'd say quartzes, especially Jasper, definitely outrank Peridot
>>78911975
Well no shit, but there were/are lots of Italians and mafia presence in NYC
>>78912004
>>78911831
alright
>>78911942
points....extra points.
>>78911923
new thread
>>78911739
would it result in something similar to what happened when Mandy smiled in that one episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
>>78911831
Now that the mid season finale is over, are y'all ready forFiller
>>78912003
...How could they have not seen it coming?
>>78911934
Remember when periidot wasn't a meme
>>78912042
we are pretty industrious.
>>78912026
She probably added it so she wouldn't scare humans, and also to look cooler.
>>78912037
>>78912067
They have a deviant art still, I hope that explains a little.
>>78912050
I've got some really old greentexts and stuff, too.
i like the new peridot
she reminds me of my gf
>>78912055
NO
IS IT PAGE 10
HAVE WE EVEN HIT THE FUCKING IMAGE LIMIT
NO
DELETE OR GET OUT
>>78912027
>P.S. You is a bitch.
Rude.
Hey guys there something shocking under this
>>78911991
You should draw Peridot again
>>78911885
allright, thanks!
>>78911704
Christ, Sapphire, stop being a little shit. There's no way you could successfully account for every single factor that goes into a large scale infantry engagement. Besides, the Guard shouldn't take that many casualties again cultists like the Crystal Gems unless they summon a greater Daemon or there's a Chaos Space Marine among them.
>>78912055
go troll elsewhere
>>78912100
More like abhorrent.
>>78912055
go back to your own generals and stop trying to get us banned.
>>78912100
>>78912081
My dad says Italians are good architects and builders
>>78912030
oh man i remember this.
>>78910671
She's Lapis, and Lapis is mad. We've mainly only seen her as pissed off or worried, save for some very fleeting moments with Steven.
>>78912100
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
>>78911991
Draw again
>tfw actually love the bomb system because really enjoy marathoning things instead of keeping up with episodes weekly
i hate having to wait a full week for a new episode, if the first bomb was weekly and the momentum of all the homeworld stuff got halted for le beach city episode id have been pissed
>>78912071
No not really
>>78912100
Try this on for size.
>>78912137
Only birds lay eggs anon, and that ain't no beak anymore.
>>78912071
Peridot was always a meme.
am I banned
>>78910445
I see, anon.
>>78912153
this isn't bad
>everyone actually thought at some point that peridot was the most evil and sadistic character of the entire show
It was truly a simpler time.I'm still kind of mad that she didn't end up being a goofy ass villain
>>78912055
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
i want to see a cyberpunk spinoff of SU where humanity has all this gem tech shitthink shadowrun
>>78912168
Yes
Mustachio Pistachio is two years old.
Does Peedee even have a mom?
>>78912168
yes.
>>78911858
but anon...hope is a cheap thing
>>78912186
RIP in peace, Sam
>>78912186
She was for a few episodes. Especially in Keeping It Together and Friend Ship.
>>78912201
Gemlings is over a years old
> tfw we will get banned because /gfg/ & the rest of /co/ hates us
>>78912108
>>78912139
Another time
>>78912186
She can't be a goofy ass hardass to everyone?Nah who am i kidding i would have liked if she joined the CGs after multiple failed capture attempts on her
>>78912071
Meme? where?
>>78912186
Nah, I never thought she was anything more than some schmuck doing her job. The equivalent of a random-ass technician who gets caught up in shit far beyond her pay grade.
>>78912204
The fryer.
>>78912194
forgot picture
>>78912100
There was a time when I thought pearl's nose was weird. And over the top.
Now it's weird to see her any other way. Funny how that happens.
>>78912130
we used to rule the world. After that our people (and most of the mediterranean peoples) grow old in the mindset, and isolated/divided.
>>78912204
She probably killed herself when she saw how her firstborn turned out to be
>>78912194
I want a movie where Araki and Sugar collab an AU together.
>>78912204
Yes
>>78912153
She has a man face. I don't know what it is but it's not a female face
will Connie challenge Peridot to a duel, to "test her training"?
>>78912221
Nope. Mods promised us we'd be able to have our threads as long as we keep it in one thread. We don't have to worry about there being another one (unless it's a discussion thread) because the janitors/mods will delete it on the spot. In other words, we're pretty good right now.
>>78912186
REMINDER THAT PERIDOT DID RAPE AUSCHWITZ!
>>78912221
Who cares? Stop replying to bait? Have fun and stop making posts like this? Faggot?
>>78912204
She kept on wasting the Fry Shacks revenue on alcohol and her gambling addiction. She constantly cheated on her husband with Mr. Smiley, and eventually left him and her 2 kids,also leaving her gambling debts.
>>78912040
What I'm most curious about is where Peridot stood in the whole Homeworld system given the importance of her assignment. There doesn't seem to be a consensus on whether she's an especially valuable Peridot, or perhaps an expendable one.
When she talks with Yellow Diamond the impression I got at least was neutral, there didn't seem to be anything to suggest she was chosen specifically for the mission. However, given the value and history that the earth has to Yellow Diamond you wouldn't think she'd send some run of the mill technician with such a seemingly important escort.
I hope they expand on this later in the series, I'm sure they will to some extent as we learn more about the Homeworld caste system.
>>78911626
>tfw the only reason why I haven gone an hero is because I want to know how Steven Universe ends.
>tfw the constants hiatus
c'mon, sucrose. I want to end it now!
>>78912241
K E K
E
K
>>78911514
different storyboarders. you could say he was trying to make himself look younger here by giving himself a combover.
>>78912204
Frybo was his mom after a horrible gem related accident.
>>78911125
IT'S CALLED ABUTTPLUG
>>78912271
>Its just 11 minutes of Peridot hiding from Connie as Steven watches with popcorn.
>>78912100
That's weird to look at now that they've completed her bird transformation
>>78912204
Might as well post this.
Was Frymom Fryman's ketchup to his fries
>>78912274
>>78912141
it's not that Bombs in general are bad, it's just that airing only Bombs, and then having a hiatus, just for another Bomb to occur, is fucking annoying.
When it's an arc that's too hype to contain from week to week (like the first StevenBomb, and the last 3 episodes of this Bomb), it's okay, but if it's something that fans can wait for? Just do it weekly.
>>78912100
UGLY
>>78912300
So Mr. Fryman fucked the mascot? The weird runs in the family, I see.
>>78912194
>humanity with gem tech
Literally impossible. Gem tech is completely beyond the spectrum of human science to the point where there is no hope of reverse engineering it.
>>78911490
I wish I had the thing from /biz/ that shows how a bunch of people who are rich now had very shitty 20-35 periods of their lives.
>>78912234
Yea like Yellow Diamonds neck
>>78912232
>>78912194
now i want to see pearl shoot a dragon with a shotgun
>>78912093
>>78912115
>>78912126
>>78912192
you retards realize that you're doing exactly what's wanted of you, right?
just ignore it
>>78911941
Well plus all the artifacting on the character's faces/clothing, and loss of detail in the lines.
Upscaled 720p is actually better than re-encodes. Higher bitrate, too.
It's interesting what fans got right and what they got horribly wrong about Peridot.
I wonder if it'll be better or worse for Lapis.
the best chatratcer iss jamie
>>78912167
Now I wanna see a opal mistral.
>>78911556
FBI agent please go.
>>78912342
well with the gems would finally be useful to the us government
>>78912300
I'd glaze those donuts
make em cream filled
I would go for a donut hole right now
hard on the outside gooey on the inside
Hey no donuts, I'll take some buns
PLAY ME OFF CHEVY
>>78912349
To get rich all you have to do is learn JavaScript and make programs people want
>>78912283
Is the assignment important? YD had to ask which Peridot she was. It seems that the Earth mainly has significance for YD out of personal reasons, and is otherwise a forgotten colony, not that important, one of many.
I mean, when her misson failed, no-one at HW noticed anything until she managed to make contact and they called up the file.
>>78912342
I wanted ronaldo to get a destabilizer, but I guess he's made his peace with the crystal gems now.
>we will get a bomb at the beginning of february
>it will be 5 boring human episodes
>we won't get more episodes until march
>>78912368
>iss
Get out, snerson scum
>>78912342
Maybe with that attitude
>>78911852
>weird he doesn't care about her at all
Rewatch the series. He talks about her all the time.
Lars and Cool Kids is a good example
>>78912365
I thought Peridot was actually going to be very badly wounded has a result of action against the gems, and have to be healed by Steven.
>>78912409
Only question is what would they title it. Would they ever dare advertise something as the "Beach City Bomb"?
>>78912365
That's pretty good.
Yeah I like that.
>>78911004
>>>Jasper washes up with amnesia, someone find her and dresses her in a giant dress like thing and gives her a perm....
Love at first sight
>>78912204
I vaguely recall something about her being mentioned in a scene from joking victim that got cut
>>78912409
There is no reason why the very next episode shouldn't be them using the gem drill. It's done, they have the coordinates, and Peridot is on their side now. They'd have to come up with some pretty big bullshit to distract the CGs at this point.
>>78912416
>>78912391
>>78912391
what the fuck you talking about i'm talking about fucking and shit and you bring up some Japanese show i don't give a fuck about
>>78912365
90% of fans guessed Lapis was a cheerful joker and were completely wrong just based on that preview leak. She's more interesting as an asshole though.
>>78912364
I've tried both. I prefer my encodes.
Also detail loss is so minimal that I can't tell when I playback from any of my devices. I do however can tell from AliQ's encodes since he lowers the bitrate more than I do. At least I don't make the audio 64kbps
>>78909676
if I had a lapis pic I'd do it for you, but I don't
>>78912395
I'm already wealthy at 12 bucks an hour because I live modestly.
How would you feel if the gems came out and admitted they posted on /sug/?
>>78911216
We have no information that Peridot is anything other than a child, and that's what she's basically been presented as since the moment she lost her limb enhancers.
so I'm gonna keep shipping Stevidot fuk u it's cute
>>78912500
That I haven't proven myself to Pearl yet.
>>78912477
I would have cried so much bullshit if they casually brought Lapis in as a new buddy.
>>78912409
wakemeup.jpg
>>78912477
it's one reaction shot, and lapis has every reason to be pissed at peridot
I miss pre S2 /sug/
>>78912477
what leak ?
>>78912500
Disgusted
>>78912477
>angry at one of the gems that kept her prisoner
Yeah, what an asshole
>>78912468
Handsome steven is best steven.
How much did you tell him?
>all these nostalgia-posts and neet-anons
/sug/, I love, but you're making me depressed.
>>78912476
*deep weeb weeping*
>>78912500
I would start laughing, then ask them where they were. Then tell them to strangle the Cartoon Network staff.
>>78912524
not a leak, just a sneak peak of peridot giving lapis a gift with lapis looking quite lapissed.
>>78912524
don't pretend you don't know
>>78912496
This is my plan as well. Find a small house, buy used everything, eat cheaply and I'll have a shitload to spend on my hobbies with plenty of savings left over.
>>78912517
Such as? I'll remind you she is the one who betrayed the team for the CG first.
What do you think is YD weapon?
>>78912405
It's hard to say if it isn't important as such, or just doesn't have a high priority. Given that when Yellow Diamond checks what missions Peridot was assigned, her recognition that it's earth seems quite notable. Yet, as you said, there didn't seem to be any real attempts to reconnect with the Homeworld team when they went silent.
The reason I find it odd ties in with the two main reasons it would seem like an important mission to keep track of. Namely the Bio-weapon being developed, which seems to have some significance to Yellow Diamond and the obvious vendetta that she seems to hold against the planet. Now whilst we can't say exactly why she has such strong feelings against the earththough we can bring up plausible optionsit seems her feelings should have been strong enough to take the assignment seriously.
Jasper seems pretty important, and they even took an informant prisoner with them. It just sticks out to me, where does Peridot stand in all this.
>>78912565
It's still a leak. Matt Burnett said he didn't know why it was aired so early.
>>78912521
>missing something that never existed
disdain_for_plebs.jpg
>>78912500
Ask what other boards they browse
>>78912477
>guessed
Is it wrong to want our Lappy to be happy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZlHLn71k8
>>78912581
Knives to go with her time powers. She also likes to bash gems with signs.
>>78912591
>Garnet browses /lbgt/ in her free time
>>78912536
It's not so much the anger as it is the mood of the piece. Messy hair, a cold, silent glare, the fact that she's living in the barn, the fact that Peridot is offering her a present (implying that Lapis needs to be buttered up). All that together says that Lapis has not been having a good time.
>>78912551
>not getting the reference
>>78912468
>>78912416
I love both of you. Never stop.
>>78912581
None, it is the highest honor in in gemhood to die defending your Diamond
>>78912631
>implying Otacon isn't a weeb
>implying he doesn't weep after Snake says that
Anon please.
>>78912584
I think Peridot just ended up getting assigned to check on Earth, quite possibly without Yellow Diamond;s direct input. After all, there's a lot of worlds so it's not outside the realm of possibility that there's a fuckton of bureaucratic red tape and it just never got to the very top. After all, the Diamonds can hardly directly oversee every single operation in their empire.
>>78912591
>pearl=/r9k/
>amethyst=/s4s/
>peridot=/x/ and /pol/
>garnet=/fit/ and /lgbt/
>>78912629
It's literally a 5 second clip. For all we know, she's been there for 20 minutes.
>>78912638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWF-X_s3_M4
>>78912586
That doesn't make it a leak. It was on cartoon network multiple times.
>>78912598
>3 smiles
stop it. It's bad enough you made me want to hug her, now I want to protect her too.
>>78912653
A perfect being must be able to fight in case it's closest protectors get the idea that they can take over. A strict hierarchy based on combat potential only works when the boss can kill anyone who can fuck with them.
>>78912653
So she is almost defenseless without protection from other gems?
https://strawpoll.me/6515782
>>78912670
peridot defianlty belongs on /v/
>>78912670
>pearl
>not /pol/
Fucking
>>78912670
>tfw no /k/ or /o/ gems
>>78912628
>Pearl: /fa/, /k/, /r9k/
>Amethyst: /out/, /s4s/, /ck/
>Steven: /vg/, /co/, /toy/
>Peridot: /g/, /sci/, /tv/
Can't think of what Lapis would browse.
>>78912705
why would pearl browse /pol/?
it's ridiculous
>>78912694
This is some rigged bullshit
>>78912551
>No, I didn't mean it like that- look, the Cluster is a planet-destroying thing. And I like, need to be come a legitimate character from now on.
>The Cluster destroys planets? No... It can't be.
>YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
>>78912521
When it was a cesspool of erotic fanart and fanfiction?I guess things were more lively back then
>>78912500
posts like this are what make me want this all to go back to trashland
>>78912710
>Yellow Diamond on /k/
>Makes threads about geo-weapons
>>78912581
She just uses her fists. And not even gauntlets like garnet; her bare fists.
>>78912713
She'd visit thewaterboards
>>78912713
/trash/
>>78912735
>Look, I'm about to say a lot of shit that doesn't really matter, so feel free to like skip this part or something.
>>78912754
>hfw called a noguns faggot
>>78912733
what do you mean? all available choices are there
there's literally no opposite answer
you can't really like peridot
she'd be like a squeaky midget if she were real
a very ugly squeaky midget
>>78912774
>Remember when Peridot totally wiggled her ass right in your face?
>Oh yeah, I remember that. ...That was important? I had no idea I was just looking at her ass.
>>78912628
why? garnet is hetero
>>78912229
>>Peridot's search history
>The manufactory of diamond fashion enhancers for touch stubs
>Gem cutting
>Gem cutting basic
>Gem cutting for beginners
>Professional diamantaires for hire
>"How do I overthrow a monarch?"
>Private; Percy Pierre
>"What is the Yaoi?"
>Private; Percy Pierre Yaoi
>>78912757
Yes
>>78912713
/out, /trv/, /x/
>>78912670
>implying peridot is not in /sug/ right now shipping herself with lapis
>>78912691
>>78912690
I figured it would be poetic that her only defense is using other people to fight for her by brainwashing. More fitting for Blue I guess, which has a sort of mystic cult vibe.
YD's weapon is a fucking gun.
>>78912824
>YOU LIKE DIFFERENT-GEM FUSION
>You can see into my mind?
>NO
>fuck
>>78912818
That's just the thing anonshe's not real
>>78912851
Yellow Diamond's weapon is her Pearl shapeshifted into a gun.
>>78912666
Yes perhaps that true, but the whole situation still sticks out as odd to me. Until we know exactly what went down during the whole rebellion there will be gaps in what we know and how important earth actually is.
I just find the whole Homeworld assignment inconsistent in how seriously it's treated and where it places Peridot in the grand scheme of things. I'd like to think she's a strong example of the Peridot gems as a whole, hence her assignment to the mission. It adds something to the show when the characters your focusing on are successful or unique. Like pearl the terrifying renegade, sapphire the rare seer and the other unique features of the Crystal Gems.
guys...im addicted to hearing pearl saying steven's penis
Which gem would you like tofusewith if you could /sug/?
>>78912877But the pain is
I believe the most optimal pairing for this show is Lapidot, I mean, it's practically canon at this point.
>>78912851
>implying peridot doesn't just ship Garnet with Garnet like the degenerate she is.
>>78912881Steven's penis
>>78912900
jasper
>>78911642
God that is some depressing headcanon.
>Greg somehow not having any photos of him an Rose when she was still alive.
>He has a photo album hidden away containing various shots of him with the painting.
>>78912900
Garnet. Apparently her fusion game is so strong it destroys friendships.
>>78912832
>Lapis
>cool things to do with water
>pictures of gem structures
>how to pick a lock
>how to pick a really hard lock
>things humans find funny
>steven universe youtube channel music
>revenge films
>Private: bondage watersports
>>78911950
seconding
>the gems try smoking
what happen ?
If you had to pick, would you guys guess Pearl belonged to White Diamond or Pink Diamond?
>>78912900
Peridot, because I want to take her virginity and make her uncomfortable about it
is it just me or is lapis like the boba fett of su ?
>>78912949
>bondage watersports
I'm going to throw up
>>78912961
Pink.
>>78912975
That's Mr. Maheswaran.
>>78912964thats my fetish
>>78912961
white diamond.
same gem placement + general color.
>>78912975
She really is.
>>78912980
Perhaps Lapis thought watersports actually meant water.
>>78912980
It's just images of gimps jet-skiing and wakeboarding.
>>78912990
doug's a shit, has actual professional training and just lets his daughter go off to fight the MAGIC ALIENS
>>78910070
They knew there was a gem in there, but they didn't know that gem was sentient.
Let's have some fun, /sug/
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/75138272/
>Laluzi
See all those holes in the Earth colony plan? All that excess mass is getting shipped back to Homeworld for an even bigger project. There is no other explanation.
>>78909192
nice one
>>78910952
>hes still 36
He met the gems when he was 22
Steven is 14
He was obviously older than 22 when Rose was pregnant with Steven at the very least 10 years older since I highly doubt he suddenly aged all at once.
Greg is 46 at the youngest.
Also because he is still hung up on Rose, the fact that she is technically still alive and attached to Steven makes things even more awkward.
>>78913044
>concerned expression.png-large
>>78912997
Pearl's skin is creamy yellow.
>>78913031
Actually I don't think anyone has asked his opinion on the matter. He never saw Connie running around with a sword, killing things.
>>78912975
Nah. To be a Boba Fett requires that the character have a cool design and nothing else. Lapis is fairly pivotal to the story and played a major role in several of its biggest episodes (including being the prime mover of one of the first true plot episodes in the series). She does have some of that, though, because a lot of what gives her a fandom is the fact that we don't know much about her besides her neat design and voice acting, which, like Boba, makes her a very obvious fandom blank slate.
>>78913051
Nah.
>>78913031
I don't think he even knows; there's something off about humans in Steven Universe. You don't need a medical license to know people don't gain limbs from a car accident, and someone breathing fire onto several houses isn't a mundane occurance.
>>78909336
No funny face
>>78913031
>>78913073
he's actually divorced and is spying on the crystal gems
>>78913098
>You don't need a medical license to know people don't gain limbs from a car accident,
Maybe Dr Maheswaran was trained wrong.
As a joke.
We're almost to 1000 posts /sug/, we can do it!
>>78913097
Search your feelings.
>>78913133
>Maheswaran
why is Mr. Maheswaran portrayed as an operator guys?
>>78913098
because this earth is a earth that has lived alongisde gems since forever
>>78909049
So who do you think the homeworld gems usually fight?
As far as we know the only other race they have interacted with is humanity and their only enemies we know about are the crystal gems but since they are a race of warriors it stands to reason that they have someone else to fight, so who do you think it is?Sneeple?
>>78912900
LapisI don't care if she traps me in the ocean
>>78913141
will we ever reach almost as much posts as the Bowie sticky in both /tv/ and /mu/?
>>78911089
>More amethyst/Peridot
fuck is he even aware there is other characters on the show
>>78913098
he knows enough to send her with a defibrilator, unless priyanka is just keeping the whole thing totally secret from him which would be super shitty
>>78913157
>Steven: Apparently. I'm a member of the Crystal Gems, we fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff.
>Connie: Oh! That's kinda like my dad. He's a cop. Well... more like a private security guard.
That plus his aviator jacket and her remark about them moving around a lot and people started drawing conclusions that he may have been some kind of soldier or government agent or something.
>>78913177
Peridot said it herself - they're designed to conquer and repurpose worlds.
I'm sure they've wiped out dozens of organic species over the eons.
>>78913177
>Sneeple?
I'm pretty sure we're going to get sneeple at some point, but unlike the other "ronaldo was right!" moments, it'll just be an offhand thing.
>Steven and the gems talking with homeworld gems and shit at some point on less angry terms
>They throw in some remark about "the reptilians in the *sci fi babble* galaxy"
>>78913217
And yet he can't drive on snow, because in Sugar's world men can't be too badass.
>>78913098
I would not be surprised if it was revealed later that gem magic had something to do with it. It's exactly the sort of minor detail that can be written off as 'it's just a cartoon' on first glance but is later addressed in full because Sugar is a big nerd, like Steven's age.
>>78912957
Garnet is unimpressed.
Pearl finds it disgusting.
Amethyst pulls a GENTLEMEN and smokes 100 cigarettes at once.
>>78913259the cluster will be serpentine
Just caught up to SU
Why is Peridot so adorable?
My headcanon is that Ronaldo is half snerson and that's why his hair looks like that
Anyone kinda disappointed with Peridot? She had potential to be a great villain and now she is the cutest crystal gems...i don't know how to feel.
>>78913309
Welcome to hiatus hell
>>78913309
Because she is pure and nerdy and a loli.
>>78912365
fans severely misinterpreted lapis and peridot's relationship thats for sure hahaha
>>78913310
Nigga, his hair is curly fries.
>>78913264
No, because he's safety conscious.
>>78913326
Like this?
http://youeitherskateoryoudie.tumblr.com/post/124382213522/youeitherskateoryoudie-i-dont-want-peridot-to
will crewniverse blueball us on getting to actually see the fully-formed cluster on the show? they could just wind up throwing it into spaceor warp-padding it directly onto the surface of Homeworld
>>78912440
You were close, she was fucking poofed entirely.
>>78913351
I know I was just being a sperg on purpouse
>>78913309
Physical comedy. Overbearing exaggerated personality. Pathetic. No people skills. Small body and a big head.
else make thread or
http://pumpkinetics.tumblr.com/post/137131108345/get-ready-for-mommy-long-neck-photographer-wig wew
>>78913389
Mark my words, the drill will fail and they'll need to come up with a back up plan right as the Cluster starts emerging.
>>78913389
>the drill works and they stop the cluster
and YD's crew got lost on the way and gave up.I'm sure we'll get to see it
>>78913329
Can someone explain to my why SU has such horrible hiatuses?
I remember when I was a kid new eps of every show used to come out frequently. Sure you might have a month of only reruns ocassionally but never SU level.
>>78913417
>Small body and a big head
ouch
>>78913326
>i don't know how to feel.
the way someone feels when looking a cute kitten?
>>78913494
feeling like smashing it?
>>78913460
>The drill fails
>All the gems have to fuse to go GIGA DRILL BREAK on the Cluster
>>78913326
Yellow Diamond had the potential to be a great villain, and now she's a giraffe
>>78913518
You're a horrible person
>>78913521
>Steven fusion-links the entire human supporting cast in final battle for Earth
>>78913254
Yes but simple extermination does not require the creation of armies or rapidly evolving military technology.
There is obviously someone out there the necessitates a actual military and sure wasn't only the crystal gems.
>>78913259
I'm expecting that near the end of teh series when the Crystal Gems are training the people of Beach City to fight off a full scale invasion there will be some scene like.
>Steven:What do we do?
>Connie:Doesn't the homeworld have any other enemies? We could join forces!
>Pearl:No no just the snake people of Omega 6 but they're clear on the other side of galaxy too busy mining their diamonds and moderating their forums they could never help in time.
>Ronaldo in the distance: I KNEW IT!
>>78913528
Giraffes can't be great villains?
Racist.
>>78913521
They should just bring the laser light cannon. It would simplify the mission.
>>78913528
>implying giraffes aren't fucking evilA GIRAFFE KILLED MY PARENTS
>>78913217
OH GOD HE WORKS FOR THE COMPANY
>>78913528When YD gets poofed, will she sound like a dying giraffe?
>>78913528
>fucking implying giraffes can't be evil
fucking watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMU_F3arSA
>>78913264
But Greg is a badass
>>78913563
cia meets gems when ?
>>78913578
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
>>78911166
WAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>78913596
He lives out of a van. This was intentional.
>>78913607
"I am a giraffe and I am dying."
>>78913607
Uuuwaaah. Uuuwaaaah. Uuuwaaaah.
>>78913596
More ass and bad than badass.
>>78913217
He's a diamond dog.
>>78913632
>>78913632
>>78913632
New thread
new thread
>>78913049
>>78913528
Her neck and that meme face made her a joke. I hope the rest of the diamonds will not be like that
>>78912300
>Unless he works, she won't stop sitting on his face
I thought she was supposed to be punishing him.
>>78913604
When the cluster begins to emerge and is defeated by the gems. Human governments will investigate damages caused during the battle and the humanity arc will begin.
SU version of ZECTER when?
>>78913642
>>78913644
Terrible
>>78913604
>Ms. Peridot, I'm CIA
>>78913625
A sweet van
>>78913664
retard, >>78913644 is a joke. Only one thread got made
>>78910160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKFE2fXNpc
>>78910058
pearl said what... oh boy
>>78913727
Regardless
It was still terrible
>>78913188
We get banned too quick
>>78911526
LAS GEMAS DE CRISTAL
>>78914156
el mundo hay que salvar
>>78911431
>>78911454
>>78911497
Me and your daughter, got a special thang going on
You say it's puppy love, we say it's full grown
Hope that we feel this, feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson
>>78912114
How do you think Rose won against her homeworld with such meager forces? Why do you think most of the survivors ended up corrupted?
Warp energies will fuck a gem HARD.
>>78910325
Super awesome and omg so cute. NOW DRAW HER GETTING SWEATY FEET TICKLED!(;p; j/k unless you wanna do it you know
>1000 posts
WE DID IT /SUG/!
>>78912572
Holding her in prison... and maybe Peridot fucked her up when they defused Malachite?
Pearl is shit! SHHHIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!