>Batman cucks Robin, who was supposed to be like a son to him
This shit ruined DCAU Bats for me.
Bruce you colossal asshole.
I'm so glad you die alone and a soulless shell of a man.
Bad End Beyond just fucked up Batman entirely from the start, what with the whole "lives alone and bitter because he alienated every friend he ever had" thing
you talk about Dick but what about Jim? When the show started Babs was still this daddy's girl student with a stuffed bear, at most probably 16 years old still in High School. Bruce would have known about her since then working close with Gordon and still fucked her
Bruce misinterpreted her putting on a Batsuit and fighting crime as flirting
>What could I do, Jim? I told her no but she just kept beating up criminals in dirty alleys. A man's got needs!
But the show acknowledged it was a shit-ship. Bruce says it was a mistake, Babs feels like it was mistake and he was her rebound guy after Dick. Dick admitted he was too busy trying get out of Bruce's shadow and do his own shit to give Babs what she needed and he fucked up, but Bruce porking his son's GF and his best friend's daughter was a huge fuck up.
Babs still hates Bruce for it and even Terry was like "Dats fucked up, Old Man"
Hawkstewart was amazing, a mature adult relationship in the midst of super stuff. They naturally progressed over several seasons, the big Starcrossed event happened, by JLU they moved on and it was a bit awkward with no drama, the whole thing with there Warhawk reactions. ...classic stuff.
This, mang. He was balls deep, too.
...Like, seriously. This is canon.
>>Batman cucks Robin, who was supposed to be like a son to him
I like to think he just got back together with his true waifu
Are you idiot?
You still didn't know that? You didn't know that Star-fire, raven, or beast-boy wasn't mention in the justice league show? Did you watch both shows?
To be fair Speedy being exactly like TT Speedy and voiced by the same VA made things seem a bit murky at the time. Just because we never saw or heard of the TT doesn't meant they never ever existed or that more serious versions of those characters exist within the DCAU. Also on an episode of Static Shock Vergil asks where Tim Drake is and Batman says he's with "The Titans". So the Titans do actually exist in the DCAU in some form.
Honestly, that's what I do. These comics are about as canon to me as the Star Wars Expanded Universe even before Disney went ahead and chucked it for their new movie universe canon.
>Bruce says it was a mistake, Babs feels like it was mistake and he was her rebound guy after Dick. Dick admitted he was too busy trying get out of Bruce's shadow and do his own shit to give Babs what she needed and he fucked up
You got sauce for all this cause I wanna see
The whole run of the comic was dedicated to taking Batman Beyond's various bad ends and making them worse
Like how they made Kirk Langstrom turn back into Manbat after neglecting his terminally ill wife, only to have him redeem himself by committing suicide
Where the hell did you guys took this shit? I've watched the whole Batman TAS, JL, JlU and all animated movies about Bats and haven't seen this disgusting ship. Is it from Batman Beyond or smth? Cuz I watched just few episodes of that and found it kinda boring.
Having shit taste is one thing anon, but this is going to far
>Emotionally damaged man spends every night punching people.
>Expect it to end well.
Like a good end was ever even in the realm of possible. I know you faggots just eat up The Brave and The Bold type shit, but come on this shit should be obvious.
I will never understand why men have this kind of mentality. A pussy is like a plate, just wash it for the next guy to use. Ever since I started thinking this way I've become a far better man and the quality of my life has been far better. Your girl cheated on you? Big deal. If you care about her that much just forgive her and get over it, if not then toss her out like a sack of garbage. I find it hard to believe Dick Grayson out of all people, even if it's an AU version of him, will be so petty to throw away all the years Bruce supported him just because he dicked Barbra once.
This, 100% this. Besides, Bruce and Selina's relationship is pretty much bulletproof since they're always endgame material. Just shows you how mature Bruce is because at the end of it all he loves her and she loves him and that's all that matters. It's like my friend who got married to his college sweetheart and she was a whore since college to pay for her student loans and make easy money after college between working.
>I find it hard to believe Dick Grayson out of all people, even if it's an AU version of him, will be so petty to throw away all the years Bruce supported him just because he dicked Barbra once.
Except he didn't give a fuck about them fucking. He disliked Bruce because Bruce ended up treating him and everybody else like shit, especially when they weren't in costume.
DCAU Bruce fucked literally everybody.
Catwoman, Batgirl, Superman, Cheetah, Bruce Timm, Vicki, Talia, Andrea, those three Batwomen, Dick Grayson and Tim Drake in a figurative sense...
No it isn't.
>noun: cuckold; plural noun: cuckolds
> the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
>verb: cuckold; 3rd person present: cuckolds; past tense: cuckolded; past participle: cuckolded; gerund or present participle: cuckolding
> (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
Can you blame her? Just imagine being Babs and being in the cave with Bruce as he changes out of his sweaty, dirty Batsuit. Her being able to make out the lining of his huge bulge. Babs tending to his wounds as he look at her in the eyes with his silver blue eyes. No woman could resist such a situation.
>implying Babs didn't want the Bat D
no, he fought crime with her
you dont actually think bruce and babs did the DEED do you? shit everything we saw onscreen leads me to believe she just got into an uncomfortably flirty phase with him while getting a major ladyboner for fighting crime as a duo. it's like the doofenshmirtz-perry thing
>implying there's anyone on here who wouldn't do the exact same thing Bruce did
Actually, I was pretty much just thinking how Babs probably only ever dated Dick to be her substitute Batman.
Do you think she actually likes him at all or only wants him to be "Bruce/Bat but hers"?
It's more fucked up on Bruce's part. At the end of the day Babs is just some ho, but Bruce RAISED Dick. There's something wrong with a man who gladly frolics in his friend's old pastures behind his back. It's extra twisted when that friend is basically your son.
"Say it backwards". I think that is just the smoothest shit every time I see it and I don't care if this scene was manufactured for the delivery of that line, I'm jelly of that smoothness.