>david bowie died in stan lee's lifetime
>Stan Lee endlessly shitposting Stan Lee, while Stan Lee calls Stan Lee a Stan Lee Shill, and Stan Lee posts Stan Lee Stan Lee STan Lee STAn Lee STAN Lee STAN LEe STAN LEE STAN LEE STAN LEE
>He killed the Sovereign
Is no Homo Superior safe?
Not if I have something to say about it, jack. There can be only one, brother.
I like to think Macho Man ascended physical form, and now defends our planet looking somewhat like Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. As for Stan, his true name is Exc El Sior, and he bathes in a rejuvenating pit
>Hostile alien race invades our galaxy
>With their highly advanced weaponry they expect an easy victory
>as they approach out homeworld, they notice a strange formation appearing in the stars
>having no knowledge of Terran culture, they have no way of knowing what a "Slim Jim" is or what a cowboy hat and sunglasses look like
>they have no way of knowing what comes next
>The void itself seems to become thicker, more solid before their compound eyes
>meteorites in the shape of an elbow plummet through space towards them
>and a cry so loud it pierces event he noiseless vacuum of space can be heard
God dammit I want a draw friend to do this now.
>Macho Madness will pierce the heavens!
OP what the hell did he do-
Nah, it was /mu/ trying to control their lethal meme-magik they accidentally discovered when they killed Lemmy.
fuck you asshole...stop fucking with forces you don't understand
>/co/ broke green text
I still don't fucking understand what the hell happened there.
It's like the King in Yellow says "I wear no mask" it's in front of you the whole time but it still fucks with you.
We had a thread like that here too.
we also learned about the smell masturbation leaves on you
>read one of these stories
>start scrutinizing every damn interaction I've had with a woman over the years to see if I missed any obvious clues
I mean, I'm pretty fucking oblivious. I got propositioned by a hooker once and just thought she was being friendly.
Maybe the Imperial Guard could save us.
No it went on & on...I think it went another day after I capped this
I don't think so I wanna say this one is on the Rolling Stones
>In the beginning the celebrity deaths were spaced by twenty-four weeks, then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. The last one in Los Angeles was a week.
>In four days, we could be seeing Stan Lee steal the life force of another celebrity every eight hours until they it is happening every four minutes. But, anon, we should witness a double event within the next seven days.
>Implying that anything short of a nuclear explosion could take out Ozzy
In the desolate Earth of a far future, only the immortals Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards stand between Stan Lee and the complete oblivion of the planet.
I have a really shit version because I don't know how to properly take pics of things that aren't off screen without zooming out.