/sug/ Steven Universe General

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Gemtlemen BEHOLD!
The autism that is about to ensue!

RAPE LAPIS

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First for Pearl

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What episode do you honestly expect Malachite to return in and thus cause Barn Mates.

>>78904776
link fagget

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>>78904776
Really can't wait to see this short

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First for making this thread about logical discussions and theories instead of shitty waifus and crappy bickering.

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Nth for amethyst watching old VHS recorded shows with the pericherry

>>78904748
where are the metal men though?

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Oppai Loli Peridots when?~

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nth for unrelated cartoon

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>>78904786
dont do that

>>78904791
If the episode list is correct, super watermelon island

>>78904791
Watermelon Island, probably

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>>78904748
Who else is hoping for dickass Lapis? She's just gotta be the team jerk.

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Considering writing a fic about pic related

What would you want to see in it? How would each gem behave in bed? What should the dynamic between Jasper and Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire be?

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>>78904802
Why not a little of column A and a little of column B?

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Post all your barely blue board appropriate art

>>78904838
helloooooo new copypasta

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>>78904838
I'm sorry that we talk about a cartoon on /co/ jesus fuck.

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>>78904838
pic related
its you

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Needs more gem fangs

WE

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>>78904838
ok m8

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>>78904748

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>>78904802
what if in that image it's just Rose giving a message to a diamond?

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Steven univers is the most cool show.

>>78904838
This is a classic.

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>>78904850
Drown me in those 2D thighs mama.

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>>78904748
Stop doing this

This link
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

Has all the shit you need

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>>78904838

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Cool Aunt Jasper when?

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>>78904838
What did you say, faggot?

>>78904875

Jesus christ this is a blue board

>inb4 she's shaving her legs

>>78904776
Oh boy

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>>78904850
best i have on hand.

>>78904902
Hot damn, got any with Pearl?

But what if his... penis gets in the way?

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Life before midget Peri was sweet. Post outdated Peridots.

I am going to jerk off to Pearl for 6 hours.

Wish me luck, /sug/.

>>78904888
>https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
why HDTV rips though? literally pure shit mega

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>>78904838
Dude, give it a rest. I'm Autistic too, and look at me, I can enjoy things you don't. Your disability is no excuse for the world to bend to your whims. Just as mine does not grant me. So, why go out of your way to try to make this negative world and even worse? Just go back to enjoying whatever joys you have in life, and let us enjoy what brings it to us.

>>78904862

STOP MAKING ME WANT PERI!

SHE'S THE ENEMY!

>>78904902
l-lewd...

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>>78904850
BLUE BOARD SAFE RIGHT?

>>78904838
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>78904830
Hoping and praying.

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>>78904873

you know this is a stale pasta
yes?

>>78904875
Noice

>>78904838
>Laugh it up you faggots. Post your reaction images and oh-so-witty "copy pastas." You're really funny and original and not at all cancer.
>I want you shitfaced fuckers to understand something. I'm AUTISTIC. That's become such a shitty meme around here, but what I was diagnosed by a real professional just last year. And being autistic? It means that when I care about things, I fucking CARE about them. I LOVE them. I get LOST is them and I think about them more than ANY ONE ELSE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND
>And I CARE about this board. I CARE about TRAPS/FUTAS. And it FUCKING PISSES ME OFF TO SEE FUCKERS LIKE YOU LET THESE FUCKING NORMIES RUIN THE BOARD WITH THEIR NORMIE PANDERING non trap/futa related pics!
>We should have KICKED THEM OUT. We COULD have kicked them out. But we didn't, because YOU gave them all a home instead.
>And now this board, MY HOME for YEARS of my life has been RUINED. And I can't even fix it. But that's fine. Because I'm autistic, and so I'm DEDICATED. And I will DEDICATE EVERY DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE TO MAKING THIS BOARD FEEL COLD AND UNWELCOMING TO YOU NORMIE FUCKS JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME. And I'll NEVER STOP.
>FUCK YOU.
fixed

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>>78904936

I miss tall peridot

Before she became a fucking toddler in both body and mind

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>>78904945
Request denied

HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HIM?

AMETHYST?

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Post comfy Steven Universe backgrounds

>>78904945
>SHE'S THE ENEMY!

Not anymore.

>>78904940
greg is better for that

>>78904802
What if that's not White Diamond?

>>78904861
Can you draw jasper flirt/bullying lars, ronaldo and jaime?

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>>78904936
ampudot a best

>>78904940
post results

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>>78904944

Guise, it's a pasta

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>>78904958
God damn never expected this shit to happen.

>>78904838
Yeah well I have ADHD and you're still posting huge walls of text that I don't have the attention span to read, you MONSTER.

>>78904942
That's why /t/, /wsr/ and fucking kat.cr exist
This is the quality we'll be getting so you better get used to it.
And if you really want 1080 shit then make a folder will all the episodes in that quality and share it, just like Madri had the patience to do

>>78904975
I have a tri-monitor set-up. Anyone that can find me 3 that look nice together and are HQ will get bonus points from this anon.

>>78904971
>WHY DO YOU KEEP DESTROYING MY THIIIIIINGS
>MOOOOOOOM I'M REPORTING THIS

>>78904961
Nah, you don't say?

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nth for endgame

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>>78904971
Amen.

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>>78904936
I miss floaty-toes-dot

>>78904915

peridot shaves across and against the grain just for lulz

>>78904972

NO! STOP!

>>78904979

I DON'T CARE! SHE'S STILL THE ENEMY IN MY EYES!

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>>78904850
oh, i have this one too.

I'm actually adapting to Yellow Diamond's design.

>>78905024
what kind of reply is this even

>>78905040
I love my space hooker show.

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>>78904999
>this image turned out to be canon

>>78905046
SAUCE

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>>78904936
>>78904971
I miss the limb enhancers. She looked like a Mega Man character. I hope her gem weapon is a new set, or she at least gets the old ones back.

>>78905050

GOD DAMMIT! I'M OUT!

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>>78904936
This show did not need another shortstack.

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>>78904945
she is pretty much the reason i even got into this show.

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>>78904971
I still enjoy the theory that the Peridot that we were first introduced to and the one that is currently residing with the Crystal Gems are not one in the same. I really can't see our Perri crushing one of her robots out out of a lack of empathy.

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>>78904850
Amethyst

>I'll inform your manager about your incompetence

What kind of gem do you think would be Peridot's manager?

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>>78905062
Seconded. Especially prostitute Peri

>>78905050
UNF

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Do you think this was a reference to Steven Universe?

>>78904838

I only post porn on my Tumblr

I'm not the machine holding you down, Anon, you're holding yourself back

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>>78905029
>Jasper befriends Sadie
>Jasper blasts Lars after finding out how he mistreats Sadie
>lesbians
I'm intrigued

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>>78905075
Same.

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>>78904944
>acknowledging it

>>78905085
a metal one thats who

>>78904776

Give me source.

>>78905085
A bigger peridot

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Why aren't you faggots spamming more images! At this rate we won't hit the image limit before page 2!

>>78905085
Olivine, maybe

>>78905085
Another peridot

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>>78904850

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>>78905070
Amputee never made any sense. Gem bodies are holograms, so how or why would she be missing limbs?

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You are a Peridot, assigned to work on Earth
You find a wandering Lapis that had been imprisoned for 5000+ years
Your ship gets wrecked
Your Jasper gets trapped by the Lapis
You are stranded on Earth
You join a group of rebels after singing some songs
You finally make contact with your Diamond, who offers to save you, but you instead insult her to her face
...
...
You now have to explain the situation to the Lapis


>"I told the rescue team to fuck off, but to be fair you DID rape my Jasper, so at this point is more your fault than mine that we are rebels now"

>>78905095

what is it from?

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More limbs Peri!

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/ss/ when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw

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>>78904896
Soon

why do people keep thinking we're due for more human episodes next?

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I've upped the ante to 366, seeing as it's a leap year I'd need an extra day to get to Jan 10th, 2017. Cum collection tips are welcomed.

>>78905128
>maybe
*never

>>78905131

LEL

>>78905146
Invader Zim Issue 3

>>78905014
I have it too and when my autistic cousin starts talking about one of his obsessions I have to zone out. Happens with normies too, feels bad.

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>>78905118
I'm posting as fast as I can

>>78905118
I'm drawing group of pearls having fun a sentinel gem.

group blowjob pic are hard :(
I'll post it on trash n link it here.

I think my workout clothes amy pics are SFW enough to post here.

>>78905144
What I want to see is how the peridot's going to explain herself to the angry jasper.

>>78904830
I could see her maybe being cool with Amethyst along with Steven since she wasn't really involved in the war, but I assume everyone else is gonna get the cold shoulder for at least a few episodes.

>>78905162
Godspeed, anon

>>78905162
I'm disappointed in you.

>>78905132
Old fan art. They didn't know how it worked back then.

>>78905144
What's the origin of this meme?, I know it's from Japan but that's it

>>78905162
You'd better upload that collection when you're done senpai.

>>78905102
Sadie is at least bisexual so it's not impossible

>>78904802
My theory is that ur waifu a shit!

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>>78905162
Store your fluids and them dump them into the sea when the year has passed.
Film the last part too.

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>>78905109
.... Ah shit, I don't really know any Mega Man memes. Uh, something about hope for man.

Either way, now that Peridot is a CG, she can literally teleport around the world fighting berserk units of her own kind.

>>78905160
Because they're istupid

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>>78904928
This is safe for work right?

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Do you think Jasper(s?) are high enough on the hierarchy to get their own Pearls? So far we've only seen Diamonds with Pearls but as Peridot said, there's hundreds of them being flaunted around.

>>78905200
https://twitter.com/EROYP/status/431994994493100033?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

>>78905200
Some Japanese guy said it while being interviewed about the current blizzard, at which his girlfriend then blushed heavily.

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i need more carl in my life
anybody want to help? il post what i got

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>>78905223
>Oh boy it's a MEGAHMAN

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>She's coming back

>>78905084
[Shapeshifting joke]

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Fucking this

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>>78904850

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>>78905249

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What titles would you bestow upon the Gems?

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>>78905227
Thats a lot of Pearls! Holy shit!

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I can't wait for Jasper to join the team and, like any villain who joins the heroes, become super weak and get her ass kicked by every villain

>>78905234
Doubt so. They seem like military soldiers. Bigger, but still disposable.

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>>78905184
that's all I have time for now.

RIP non-toddler Peridot. I will never forget the dorky bad guy who squished her robots and served her Diamond.

>>78904748
Would Lapis abuse squatting rights?

How many more times must you create a general?

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>>78905249
Allow me to rock your gem

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Unf

>>78905195
Especially Garnet. Pearl is a Pearl, but Lapis is probably old school and sees cross-type fusions as icky.

>>78905199
Bullshit. We've know that Gem bodies are holograms since Steven the Sword Fighter, loooong before Warp Tour. There's no excuse for such ignorance.

>>78905286
42

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>>78905162
I've had the same desk for like 3-ish years now and when I cum, I usually just bust my load up and then put my dick back in my pants. After about a year into having this wooden desk, I realized I had cum stalactites starting to form. I really don't know what to do about them, and I guess they're still growing, but I gotta figure out something before I move out of my parents house within the next year. It's not like I'm taking the desk since it wraps around the room and is attached to the wall.

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>>78905185
Fuck you! I'm going to make sure we hit the image limit before you can post it using images we have posted 1000 times before!

/sug/- countdown to ban edition

>>78904821
Are you retarded? We have no idea what order the release will be, the top three are only there because they are the ones with released synopses. We're not getting Malachite returns + gems use the drill + lapidot in three straight episodes. I would understand if this was the first time but we've had this exact same situation before.

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Anyone have that map of the SU Earth in comparison with the Real Earth? It was posted a couple nights ago and in my idiocy I forgot to save it. Many thanks.

>pic to grab attention

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Blue, we're only fusing
She turns me on, but we're only fusing
She turns me on, don't get me wrong
We're only fusing

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>>78905285
STOP.

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GO GO GO!
SPAM IMAGES!
KILL /SUG/!

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Best ship.

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>>78905295
>kek

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>>78904838

Laugh it up you clods. Sing your songs and cry about oh-so-wonderful "Rose Quartz". You're really brave and ethical and not at all traitors.

I want you clodfaced jankers to understand something. I'm HOMEWORLD. That's become such a cloddy insult around here, but what I was certified by a real supervisor just last year. And being homeworld? It means that when I'm loyal to things, I'm janking LOYAL to them. I LOVE them. I get LOST is them and I think about them more than ANY ONE ELSE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND

And I CARE about this planet. I CARE about kindergartens. And it JANKING PISSES ME OFF TO SEE CLODS LIKE YOU LET THESE JANKING HUMANS RUIN THE PLANET WITH THEIR FILTHY ORGANIC LIFE!

We should have WIPED THEM OUT. We COULD have wiped them out. But we didn't, because YOU gave them all a home instead.

And now this planet, MY KINDERGARTEN for YEARS of my life has been RUINED. And I can't even fix it. But that's fine. Because I'm homeworld, and so I'm DEDICATED. And I will DEDICATE EVERY DAY OF MY JANKING LIFE TO MAKING THIS PLANET FEEL COLD AND UNWELCOMING TO YOU CRYSTAL CLODS JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME. And I'll NEVER STOP.

JANK YOU.

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>>78905327

>>78905295
oh god, no

>>78905285
OH GOD NO
H

G
O
D

N
O

>>78905327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmIOSoeHyAw

>>78905326
That's why I said "if" you mongoloid, chill

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>>78905234
Hundreds is actually a small number if you think of an immortal alien race that's constantly colonizing other planets

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>>78905336

>>78905118
>>78905184
You guys obviously want this general to die.

>>78905234
That cape looks fancy. Maybe Jaspers can get Pearls if they perform well enough at their job? I don't know. I just want to hear a Pearl saying "my Jasper."

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>>78905227
I meant to post this but that pearl orgy is fine too.

I cant find the pic of pearl gem on top of garnet gem.
oh well..

>>78905300
Considering Lapis has been a part of a fusion for God knows how long she'd probably be more understanding. If anything I could see her being confused about Garnet in the same vain as Peridot. Her time with Jasper is likely a little traumatic.

> How do you deal with being THAT all the time?

>>78905349
what is message received

>>78905350
>Philippines is still intact

I'm calling VA bias, but at least my place is okay I guess

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>>78905371
I'd like to be able to call her my Jasper

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Am I a bad person if I want to shove Pearls inside Pearl's asshole like anal beads? What would she think?

PLEASE RESPOND!

>>78905361
Z0NE's Purple Puma flash

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>>78905337
>so very few canon ships
>fails to recognize the best
spacefags are the worst

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So, Lapis had been in that mirror for so long that she remembered a more beautiful and friendly home world.
What do you think changed /sug/?

>>78905315
I'm a very slow drawer anon, it will take a day or night...

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Best gem.

>>78905337
That ship was a death trap. It had an open core and zero protection for the crew from the destabilizer fields in the brig. Also, it had terrible security with nothing that alerted the crew of an escape attempt or anything that could seal compartments incase of a hill breach.

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>>78905394
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, ANON. BLUE BOARD! YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE

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>>78905422
Is this a better ship then~?

>>78905412
BD got rekt

>>78905385
meant to link
>>78905268
too

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pearls pearls everywhere

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>>78905400
keep going

>>78905412
Dogcopter was a masterpiece back then.
Now it's just being milked.

>>78905394
>>78905400
Mods, please ban the false flags, it's getting old.

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>>78905409
Excuse me, best ship coming through

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>>78904850

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>>78905443

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>>78905400
JUST

>>78905386
That could be an interesting angle. Most Homeworld Gems dislike fusion because they're told to, basically. But Lapis has actually had a bad experience with it. Jasper too, but I doubt she cares to talk it out.

>>78905434
The only good thing about that ship is that Amethyst's fat can float and Pearl can be used as a paddle.

0/10, even worse than the other one.

>>78905466
Not even SU-related
At least try

>>78905305
FUUUUUUUCLK

>>78905466

For fucks sake that isn't even SU

We get it. You don't like this general, but really is one fucking steven universe thread so wrong

>>78905450
>Steven, they ruined the universes best hero!
>For views and money!!

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time to leave guys

>>78905456
That is clearly a boat.

>>78905349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xmYlTHM2En

thanks for giving me something new to practice my voice work with!

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>>78904850

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As much as I am enjoying all this plot, I still find it odd that they just stopped the occasional corrupted gem episodes. They used to happen all the time but now nothing. Are there just a bunch of corrupted gems terrorizing the world or is that just a plothole never to be filled again?

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>>78905466
>no armor
>isn't even related to the thread
>even if it was related to the thread, there's no reason to post it

/trash/ has arrived...

Well, it was fun while it lasted everyone. Perhaps some day we will be able to actually talk about the things we like, but until then it;s just a pipe dream.

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>>78905443
It's amazing that after tons of cringeworthy OC, it takes Pearl to result in actual good ones

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>>78905483
I bet shes a good swimmer.

>>78905512
Schooner.

>>78905486
>>78905500
>>78905526
What did I miss?

>>78904472
The term is niggers. No one is ever offended by crackers

>>78904534
Did you not know how old she was you fucking retard?

>>78904674
link?

>>78905350

get fucked, russians.

>>78905538

That hair must fucking stink when it gets wet though

Perfect

>>78905528
fuck right off you fucking idiot
/trash/ was more decent than /co/ despite the shitposting and people who post here also posted there
fucking idiot

>>78905550
someone posted lewd of phasma from episode VII.

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>>78905197
I jacked off atleast 3 times a day before this, if I can keep up the "just 1 time a day only to Lapis" for bonus points the loads should increase over time.

>>78905209
My Lapis collection? I'm currently sorting it and I should build a pretty large one over the next year of doing this everyday.

>>78905218
If I make it I'll do something special involving that.

I want an older Steven by some point in early Season 3. I will hold it against the series if I don't get what I want.

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>>78905528
/trash/ isn't here yet. Some fags are just trying to corrupt this general to get SU banned from /co/ cause they think it's Tumblr: The Show. It's probably that anon that went on a tirade earlier. Which would explain the rando Star Wars porn that was popping up

>>78905528
No, false flaggets are here shitting up the board.
Do you really think the threads became this low quality overnight?
Ban the assholes and move on. Eventually their autism will die down.

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>>78905337

perhaps for this show, but not overall

>>78905560
Bane?

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>>78904748
So did we ever confirm when the next bomb is?

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>>78905530
>>78905469
>All these barefoot pearls.

Yes.

>>78905545
Still a boat.

>>78905538
Is it just me or do fusions tend to stretch when formed?

Also, it's odd that the idea that the fusion's own personality can override the components has only been a plot point once. You'd think Sardonyx, with her very loud ego, would at least be reluctant to split up.

>>78905615
Sometime in never

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>>78905615
No. The Crewniverse aren't even sure when the next episode airs, let alone the next bomb. CN is being weird with all it's show's schedules

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>>78905571
you are disgracing her if you are only blowing one measly load a day
to please the sea-men demon you must at least ejaculate 5 times a day
only then will her thirst be quenched

>>78905658
>CN is being weird with all it's show's schedules
Except for Teen Titans Go

>>78905642
not all fusions are like Sugilite

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Peridot with star hair would look awful, and probably be harder to animate.
I hope they don't redesign more than necessary. After all, Ruby and Sapphire barely changed at all between The Answer and Jailbreak.

>>78905628

For what purpose. You're just going to get banned again

>>78905669
Can't really knock it about the schedule when it eats up a majority of the schedule.

>>78905669
Even that is weird. I mean do we really need marathons of this shit daily? Its like the new Johnny Test

>>78905669
Well I meant the premieres, but yeah, you pretty much smashed the gem with the hammer on that one

>>78905685
Oh, that's news to me. Last I heard, they weren't sure and were confused over how CN was handling it.

>>78905669
>implying

>>78904748
Message Received is offline: the Megaupload got pulled. Alternate hosting?

>>78905452
>>78905601

>False Flagging

Shut the fuck up normie,

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>>78905642
I bet that when they fuse they probably need to stretch their joints.
Maybe it also helps them calibrate their movements.
Remember how weird Garnet moved before she got used to it?

>>78905669
>inb4 boycott meme titans go

>>78905059
your ass.

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>>78905691
I think her hair COULD be redesigns to look like a star, but only by giving her tuffles in the back near her neck. Deformed Star, but a star none-the-less.

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So /sug/, where is she going to put the Star?

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>>78905717
>>78905669
>>78905712

I was gonna say something but then I remembered that yeah, in the US TTG eats a huge chunk of the entire week's timeslot

>>78905669
To be honest, it's more difficult to schedule Steven Universe now as opposed season 1 to due to how ordered it is

>>78904896
This kind of stuff makes me long for Jasdemption

>>78905691
I bet the only thing will change to her design will be her diamonds to stars. But I wouldn't mind that

>>78905754
right on the crotch

>>78905731
ever thought of checking the folder

>>78904748
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
second link is down, fyi

also, all the links change to mega.nz, so I assume the .co is unnecessary.

>>78905564
You sound 10 years old...

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>>78905305

>After about a year into having this wooden desk, I realized I had cum stalactites starting to form. I really don't know what to do about them, and I guess they're still growing

>>78905776
They should make Peridot have pigtails.

>>78905669
YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW

>>78905677
Obviously not, but they are still their own person, ultimately. Maybe this will come up with Malachite, but it just seems like fusions would be a little more hesitant to split into their components since it makes them functionally non-existent until the components decide to fuse again.

>>78905606
Still not seeing a TIE Interceptor there.

>>78905777
holy trinity demands it

Somebody last thread said that Ricky Gervais should voice a gem, but the gems all present as female so that makes no sense. Instead, he should voice an AI. A gem AI, or if they reveal the existence of other races out among the stars (which I think is likely, since pearl went to the trouble of specifying that "this isn't a GEM controlled planet")

>>78905801
But my favorite show is Steven Universe!

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>>78905780
I'm going good. I've got a job interview in the morning as an Office Manager, so I have to go to bed early. But I'm excited. Wish me luck /sug/!

>>78905794
Stop hanging around 10 year olds then

>>78905813
I was thinking he should voice Garnet and Steven if they fused.

>>78905780

>Hour long TTGO episode

Jesus christ

How long can they stretch out breaking the fourth wall and other lame gags

and I'm doin pretty good. Clear there's a few posters who really don't like this general. Other than that I'm doin what we're all doin; waiting for word on the hiatus and shitposting (but within the rules)

>>78905813
*than a different race's AI, was how I planned to finish that sentence.

>>78905162
If you just said "Imma work it to lapis everyday for a year" Id say go for it, but dont fuckin collect your jizz dude. Thats really fuckin weird.

>>78905813
If Ricky Gervais gets a voice in this show my life will be complete and I can kill myself happy.

>>78905305
Clean it you fucking shitlord
Get a cloth and soap and stuff and deal with it

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>>78904802
From what I've seen, Rose is about half the size of the Diamonds. Yet here, they're the same height! What happened? Was Rose twice as big as she is now?

>>78905669
They play TTG more than Mr. New Vegas plays Johnny Guitar.

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>>78905305

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>>78905830

>Wish me luck
No
Hope you don't get it and instead get fired

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>>78905305
Burn it.
Just burn it all.

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>>78905157
here

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How much did you tell him?

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>>78905799
Pretty much the response I was expecting. I tried to carve them off, but that really didn't work..

>>78904838
This is a pasta right?

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>>78905830
good luck fellow opal, i'm rooting for you

>>78905456
fuck i forgot.

Now I have to burn the other altar

>>78905162
This isn't real, this is a false flag.
Please mods, ban him.

>>78905835
>>78905852

Finally Steven can tell everybody to fuck off Gervais-style
It'll be like a /pol/ Sardonyx

>>78905735
> Hottest news: Rose Quartz is still dead

>>78905890
hit it with a hammer and post results

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>we will probably never have weekly episodes ever again

Any bored drawfriends on at the moment?

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>>78905830
Fuck you I need that job or they gonna send my dog to the glue factory.

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>>78905874
>Connie was a /ss/nerson the whole time

>>78905874

>Steven will never grow
>Connie will age
>having /ss/ all day

Living the dream!

>>78905830
Good luck!
You got this bruh.

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Rate my gemsona /sug/

If one other pair (or more?!?!?!) of gems was to fall into such love that they decided to become a permafusion, who would they be and why?

>>78905813
It was me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCty3XxmxTo

Hearing his laughter coming from a gem would be fucking priceless to be honest

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>>78905830
Good luck. I'm about to leave the house for a security guard interview. Not my ideal job but it's work I've done before, and I can study while I work.

Let's get employed.

>>78905162
I hope you do something creative with it all afterwords.

>>78905852
They should also bring Karl Pilkington into the show, just as himself and this show would 10/10 masterpiece and everyone favourite human.

>>78905965
Sure.

>>78905967
>?!?!?!

don't do this

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>>78905890

Try ammonia and bleach. Double the cleaning power.

>>78905944
yeah but i'm kinda shit and will be taking phone photos of the fills

lay it on me

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>>78905947
You can have my old job, anon. I'm so tired of working as a gas station cook/attendant.

>>78905897
Thanks Anon, I appreciate it! :3

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>>78905305

Clean that shit retard.

It's dried cum not gorilla glue.

>>78905870
How do you get fired from a job interview?

>>78905965
Harelipped reject clown.

>>78906002

But it's too late, Sergei, it was always too late.

>>78905978
Congrats dude!
You got this.

>>78905263
>Garnet
BEHOLD
IT IS GARNET
SEER OF DELMARVA
EMPRESS OF LIMERANCE
GODDESS OF SYNCHRONICITY
MINISTER OF LOVE

>>78906003
This. It works really well.

Good for cleaning fleshlights and dakis too.

>>78906023
You get hired and then PSYCHE

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What if Steven was right about Connie becoming President? Maybe he foresaw due to the two times Garnet granted him future vision.

>>78906023
I don't know but I believe in you. You can do it.

>>78905978
>security guard

I see someone else has chosen the rent-a-cop lifestyle. Good luck, anon.

>>78905799
Amazing fucking movie

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>>78905978
Good luck, mate. I'm sure you'll do great!

>>78905971
I imagine it would be even better with a mild computer filter over it, an AI being obnoxious and laughing at steven, to the point of even the relatively self-confident and thick-skinned Steven getting embarassed and upset. Remember how good Steven Merchant was as Wheatley in Portal 2.