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>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
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What episode do you honestly expect Malachite to return in and thus cause Barn Mates.
First for making this thread about logical discussions and theories instead of shitty waifus and crappy bickering.
Nth for amethyst watching old VHS recorded shows with the pericherry
nth for unrelated cartoon
Who else is hoping for dickass Lapis? She's just gotta be the team jerk.
Considering writing a fic about pic related
What would you want to see in it? How would each gem behave in bed? What should the dynamic between Jasper and Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire be?
Why not a little of column A and a little of column B?
Post all your barely blue board appropriate art
I'm sorry that we talk about a cartoon on /co/ jesus fuck.
Stop doing this
Has all the shit you need
Life before midget Peri was sweet. Post outdated Peridots.
Dude, give it a rest. I'm Autistic too, and look at me, I can enjoy things you don't. Your disability is no excuse for the world to bend to your whims. Just as mine does not grant me. So, why go out of your way to try to make this negative world and even worse? Just go back to enjoying whatever joys you have in life, and let us enjoy what brings it to us.
BLUE BOARD SAFE RIGHT?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>Laugh it up you faggots. Post your reaction images and oh-so-witty "copy pastas." You're really funny and original and not at all cancer.
>I want you shitfaced fuckers to understand something. I'm AUTISTIC. That's become such a shitty meme around here, but what I was diagnosed by a real professional just last year. And being autistic? It means that when I care about things, I fucking CARE about them. I LOVE them. I get LOST is them and I think about them more than ANY ONE ELSE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND
>And I CARE about this board. I CARE about TRAPS/FUTAS. And it FUCKING PISSES ME OFF TO SEE FUCKERS LIKE YOU LET THESE FUCKING NORMIES RUIN THE BOARD WITH THEIR NORMIE PANDERING non trap/futa related pics!
>We should have KICKED THEM OUT. We COULD have kicked them out. But we didn't, because YOU gave them all a home instead.
>And now this board, MY HOME for YEARS of my life has been RUINED. And I can't even fix it. But that's fine. Because I'm autistic, and so I'm DEDICATED. And I will DEDICATE EVERY DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE TO MAKING THIS BOARD FEEL COLD AND UNWELCOMING TO YOU NORMIE FUCKS JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME. And I'll NEVER STOP.
I miss tall peridot
Before she became a fucking toddler in both body and mind
God damn never expected this shit to happen.
That's why /t/, /wsr/ and fucking kat.cr exist
This is the quality we'll be getting so you better get used to it.
And if you really want 1080 shit then make a folder will all the episodes in that quality and share it, just like Madri had the patience to do
I miss the limb enhancers. She looked like a Mega Man character. I hope her gem weapon is a new set, or she at least gets the old ones back.
This show did not need another shortstack.
she is pretty much the reason i even got into this show.
I still enjoy the theory that the Peridot that we were first introduced to and the one that is currently residing with the Crystal Gems are not one in the same. I really can't see our Perri crushing one of her robots out out of a lack of empathy.
Seconded. Especially prostitute Peri
Do you think this was a reference to Steven Universe?
>Jasper befriends Sadie
>Jasper blasts Lars after finding out how he mistreats Sadie
Why aren't you faggots spamming more images! At this rate we won't hit the image limit before page 2!
You are a Peridot, assigned to work on Earth
You find a wandering Lapis that had been imprisoned for 5000+ years
Your ship gets wrecked
Your Jasper gets trapped by the Lapis
You are stranded on Earth
You join a group of rebels after singing some songs
You finally make contact with your Diamond, who offers to save you, but you instead insult her to her face
You now have to explain the situation to the Lapis
>"I told the rescue team to fuck off, but to be fair you DID rape my Jasper, so at this point is more your fault than mine that we are rebels now"
I've upped the ante to 366, seeing as it's a leap year I'd need an extra day to get to Jan 10th, 2017. Cum collection tips are welcomed.
I'm drawing group of pearls having fun a sentinel gem.
group blowjob pic are hard :(
I'll post it on trash n link it here.
I think my workout clothes amy pics are SFW enough to post here.
I could see her maybe being cool with Amethyst along with Steven since she wasn't really involved in the war, but I assume everyone else is gonna get the cold shoulder for at least a few episodes.
Store your fluids and them dump them into the sea when the year has passed.
Film the last part too.
.... Ah shit, I don't really know any Mega Man memes. Uh, something about hope for man.
Either way, now that Peridot is a CG, she can literally teleport around the world fighting berserk units of her own kind.
Do you think Jasper(s?) are high enough on the hierarchy to get their own Pearls? So far we've only seen Diamonds with Pearls but as Peridot said, there's hundreds of them being flaunted around.
i need more carl in my life
anybody want to help? il post what i got
I can't wait for Jasper to join the team and, like any villain who joins the heroes, become super weak and get her ass kicked by every villain
that's all I have time for now.
RIP non-toddler Peridot. I will never forget the dorky bad guy who squished her robots and served her Diamond.
Especially Garnet. Pearl is a Pearl, but Lapis is probably old school and sees cross-type fusions as icky.
Bullshit. We've know that Gem bodies are holograms since Steven the Sword Fighter, loooong before Warp Tour. There's no excuse for such ignorance.
I've had the same desk for like 3-ish years now and when I cum, I usually just bust my load up and then put my dick back in my pants. After about a year into having this wooden desk, I realized I had cum stalactites starting to form. I really don't know what to do about them, and I guess they're still growing, but I gotta figure out something before I move out of my parents house within the next year. It's not like I'm taking the desk since it wraps around the room and is attached to the wall.
Fuck you! I'm going to make sure we hit the image limit before you can post it using images we have posted 1000 times before!
Are you retarded? We have no idea what order the release will be, the top three are only there because they are the ones with released synopses. We're not getting Malachite returns + gems use the drill + lapidot in three straight episodes. I would understand if this was the first time but we've had this exact same situation before.
Anyone have that map of the SU Earth in comparison with the Real Earth? It was posted a couple nights ago and in my idiocy I forgot to save it. Many thanks.
pic to grab attention
Blue, we're only fusing
She turns me on, but we're only fusing
She turns me on, don't get me wrong
We're only fusing
Laugh it up you clods. Sing your songs and cry about oh-so-wonderful "Rose Quartz". You're really brave and ethical and not at all traitors.
I want you clodfaced jankers to understand something. I'm HOMEWORLD. That's become such a cloddy insult around here, but what I was certified by a real supervisor just last year. And being homeworld? It means that when I'm loyal to things, I'm janking LOYAL to them. I LOVE them. I get LOST is them and I think about them more than ANY ONE ELSE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND
And I CARE about this planet. I CARE about kindergartens. And it JANKING PISSES ME OFF TO SEE CLODS LIKE YOU LET THESE JANKING HUMANS RUIN THE PLANET WITH THEIR FILTHY ORGANIC LIFE!
We should have WIPED THEM OUT. We COULD have wiped them out. But we didn't, because YOU gave them all a home instead.
And now this planet, MY KINDERGARTEN for YEARS of my life has been RUINED. And I can't even fix it. But that's fine. Because I'm homeworld, and so I'm DEDICATED. And I will DEDICATE EVERY DAY OF MY JANKING LIFE TO MAKING THIS PLANET FEEL COLD AND UNWELCOMING TO YOU CRYSTAL CLODS JUST LIKE YOU DID TO ME. And I'll NEVER STOP.
Hundreds is actually a small number if you think of an immortal alien race that's constantly colonizing other planets
I meant to post this but that pearl orgy is fine too.
I cant find the pic of pearl gem on top of garnet gem.
Considering Lapis has been a part of a fusion for God knows how long she'd probably be more understanding. If anything I could see her being confused about Garnet in the same vain as Peridot. Her time with Jasper is likely a little traumatic.
> How do you deal with being THAT all the time?
I'd like to be able to call her my Jasper
Am I a bad person if I want to shove Pearls inside Pearl's asshole like anal beads? What would she think?
>so very few canon ships
>fails to recognize the best
spacefags are the worst
So, Lapis had been in that mirror for so long that she remembered a more beautiful and friendly home world.
What do you think changed /sug/?
That ship was a death trap. It had an open core and zero protection for the crew from the destabilizer fields in the brig. Also, it had terrible security with nothing that alerted the crew of an escape attempt or anything that could seal compartments incase of a hill breach.
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, ANON. BLUE BOARD! YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE
That could be an interesting angle. Most Homeworld Gems dislike fusion because they're told to, basically. But Lapis has actually had a bad experience with it. Jasper too, but I doubt she cares to talk it out.
As much as I am enjoying all this plot, I still find it odd that they just stopped the occasional corrupted gem episodes. They used to happen all the time but now nothing. Are there just a bunch of corrupted gems terrorizing the world or is that just a plothole never to be filled again?
>isn't even related to the thread
>even if it was related to the thread, there's no reason to post it
It's amazing that after tons of cringeworthy OC, it takes Pearl to result in actual good ones
I jacked off atleast 3 times a day before this, if I can keep up the "just 1 time a day only to Lapis" for bonus points the loads should increase over time.
My Lapis collection? I'm currently sorting it and I should build a pretty large one over the next year of doing this everyday.
If I make it I'll do something special involving that.
/trash/ isn't here yet. Some fags are just trying to corrupt this general to get SU banned from /co/ cause they think it's Tumblr: The Show. It's probably that anon that went on a tirade earlier. Which would explain the rando Star Wars porn that was popping up
No, false flaggets are here shitting up the board.
Do you really think the threads became this low quality overnight?
Ban the assholes and move on. Eventually their autism will die down.
perhaps for this show, but not overall
So did we ever confirm when the next bomb is?
>All these barefoot pearls.
Is it just me or do fusions tend to stretch when formed?
Also, it's odd that the idea that the fusion's own personality can override the components has only been a plot point once. You'd think Sardonyx, with her very loud ego, would at least be reluctant to split up.
No. The Crewniverse aren't even sure when the next episode airs, let alone the next bomb. CN is being weird with all it's show's schedules
you are disgracing her if you are only blowing one measly load a day
to please the sea-men demon you must at least ejaculate 5 times a day
only then will her thirst be quenched
Peridot with star hair would look awful, and probably be harder to animate.
I hope they don't redesign more than necessary. After all, Ruby and Sapphire barely changed at all between The Answer and Jailbreak.
Well I meant the premieres, but yeah, you pretty much smashed the gem with the hammer on that one
Oh, that's news to me. Last I heard, they weren't sure and were confused over how CN was handling it.
I bet that when they fuse they probably need to stretch their joints.
Maybe it also helps them calibrate their movements.
Remember how weird Garnet moved before she got used to it?
I think her hair COULD be redesigns to look like a star, but only by giving her tuffles in the back near her neck. Deformed Star, but a star none-the-less.
I was gonna say something but then I remembered that yeah, in the US TTG eats a huge chunk of the entire week's timeslot
>After about a year into having this wooden desk, I realized I had cum stalactites starting to form. I really don't know what to do about them, and I guess they're still growing
Obviously not, but they are still their own person, ultimately. Maybe this will come up with Malachite, but it just seems like fusions would be a little more hesitant to split into their components since it makes them functionally non-existent until the components decide to fuse again.
Somebody last thread said that Ricky Gervais should voice a gem, but the gems all present as female so that makes no sense. Instead, he should voice an AI. A gem AI, or if they reveal the existence of other races out among the stars (which I think is likely, since pearl went to the trouble of specifying that "this isn't a GEM controlled planet")
I'm going good. I've got a job interview in the morning as an Office Manager, so I have to go to bed early. But I'm excited. Wish me luck /sug/!
>Hour long TTGO episode
How long can they stretch out breaking the fourth wall and other lame gags
and I'm doin pretty good. Clear there's a few posters who really don't like this general. Other than that I'm doin what we're all doin; waiting for word on the hiatus and shitposting (but within the rules)
From what I've seen, Rose is about half the size of the Diamonds. Yet here, they're the same height! What happened? Was Rose twice as big as she is now?
>Wish me luck
Hope you don't get it and instead get fired
Pretty much the response I was expecting. I tried to carve them off, but that really didn't work..
good luck fellow opal, i'm rooting for you
Fuck you I need that job or they gonna send my dog to the glue factory.
Good luck. I'm about to leave the house for a security guard interview. Not my ideal job but it's work I've done before, and I can study while I work.
Let's get employed.
Try ammonia and bleach. Double the cleaning power.
You can have my old job, anon. I'm so tired of working as a gas station cook/attendant.
Thanks Anon, I appreciate it! :3
Clean that shit retard.
It's dried cum not gorilla glue.
What if Steven was right about Connie becoming President? Maybe he foresaw due to the two times Garnet granted him future vision.
Good luck, mate. I'm sure you'll do great!
I imagine it would be even better with a mild computer filter over it, an AI being obnoxious and laughing at steven, to the point of even the relatively self-confident and thick-skinned Steven getting embarassed and upset. Remember how good Steven Merchant was as Wheatley in Portal 2.
>Steven Universe is structured like a weekly Japanese anime with an ordered story and occasional filler episodes
>it doesn't get a weekly schedule
I think I got the reason why TTG gets more airtime
I have always wondered about that, what with him having some of Rose's memories, maybe he remembers more than he remembers he remembers(?????) about the future. Like when he said "maybe when Peridot gets to earth, she'll see how nice everyone is and won't want to blow it up" and then was proven completely right.
Thanks /sug/. Sometimes, just sometimes, you're not all faggots.
Right back at ya, friendo.
Oi. There's nothing wrong with being a rent-a-cop.
BEHOLD NOW PEARL
KING OF PAIN
THE WHITE SWORDSMAN
THE WANDERING JEW
SHE WHO RETURNS, TIME AND AGAIN
SINGER OF THE SONGS OF FREEDOM AND REDEMPTION
TERROR OF THE COLONIES
LORD OF EVERY SECRET LEFT UNTOLD AND EVERY WORD LEFT UNSAID
My dick has never been harder.
I'm so glad I was the OR for some of that art
So, what do you think the chances are that Lion will ACTUALLY turn out to be Pink Diamond?
He's got a mysterious background, powers that rival any gem we've seen in magnitude, is pink, and isn't Rose.
Honestly, I would not be surprised if this turned out to be the case.
>not getting raped when against an empire that has the power to traverse galaxies within a few days
the real question is though who would win
Steven gets a powered up form
I hate to say it, but this is why we got banned last time.
The mods aren't braindead. They know it's not actually us fucking shit up. It's just they weigh the pros and cons of having to deal with that shit or just giving in and banning us.
Malachite has pretty good hair, I rate her a solid QT
BEHOLD NOW AMETHYST
THE PURPLE PUMA
THE ONE TOO POWERFUL FOR HER MERE EARTHEN WOMB
THE THIRST UNQUENCHABLE
THE HUNGER INSATIABLE
THE HEART STILL UNFILLED
THE DESTRUCTION AND CREATION
>fanart drawing navels on gems
>saving fanart like this
quick post your oc's
here is david bowie gem
do not steal
That scene tugged at my heartstrings before, but it's really doing a number on me now
I always wondered what being immersed in salt water for months does to Gem hair
>And what exactly are these "unique" resources we can't find everywhere else? Because millions of gem corpses sounds like a fairly rare resource to waste.
>H-humans. And bugs.
Jasper likes fighting
Peridot was loyal to Yellow Diamond, and wanted to use logic, but then YD turned her proper to the CG's.
Jasper is enticed, not by friendship, but a challenge. Joins the CG's to have a chance to fight against the Diamonds. The ultimate challenge.
And what with him having had (jumbled-up and unreliable) memories about Garnet's early adventures through Rose's gem (and therefore her own memories, albeit twisted and misinterpreted by his human brain), who knows what else he could remember from Future Vision.
So probably no Jasper learning to sing?
She said she loves you very much as well. She asks if you know when you'll be coming home from the war?
oof, those articulated hand gestures...
>aliens harvesting cows
Anon, I'mma slap you.