And I say 'Clods' Edition
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>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Sorry you feel that way, anon. Go enjoy your own shows then
I'd have to say the blue button, although I don't really get how we'd have TTG without the original TT.
I appreciate your meta humor at my mistake
Repostin' my OC
I need to get around to watching Utena some time.
what is this horseshit of an op paste
We have seen Peridot offending the gems before apologizing to them in the end. Will we get the other way round with a human offending Peridot. Like someone calling her parasite for her kind destroying organic life in other planets for the sake of their own.
I have no idea what this is about and shoving in secondary characters is quite ridiculous
Go back to marinating in your own ragu
I've watched the lesbian bear storm anime by the same dude and it was pretty good, but I've held back on Utena because it's way longer than that and my attention span isn't that great.
Peridot says "I've heard a FEW HUNDRED YEARS OF REPORTS"
So, peridot is young? Maybe more young that we tought?
If she was instructed about the cluster when she was made, does it means that she needed only a few years to listening all the tapes, and then go to work?
Well she messed up, cause she gave her a terrifying renegade instead
Why does Steven have a desire to light things on fire?
I'd say considerably younger than Garnet and Pearl. We're not entirely sure how old Amethyst is, but I'd reckon she's a tad bit older. My guess is Peridot is worth 10 Greg's in age.
We don't know, that's the fun of it! She could be as old as amethyst, give or take a decade, she could be younger than Steven! I personally think she's 100 even, which is older than Steven but still young enough to be considered a kid by gem standards.
Think about the reports themself.
Year 0 : But a shitton of shard together
Year 50: Added two more buckets of shards
Year 238: Finnaly enough pressure and heat over time that they combined
Those proceses took time so there will be huge drifferences from daily reports
Please stop this! Just wait!
You're driven mad by your pain and your rage!
Don't do this! There's no point to this fight!
If you just look deep inside, you'll know this fusion's not right!
I'm begging you! Lapis!
You say you're doing this for me, but I never wanted
For you, to run away, and suffer!
You're not in this alone, we can help one another!
Who else wants Yellow Diamond to do terrible things to them?
She will, confirmed by a sarcastic remark that her and Blue Diamond would never ever appear in the show again.
Assuming the unthinkable happens and SU gets cancelled
I think The Answer is the episode with the best backgrounds on the whole show until now, that is fucking 10/10 wallpaper material
Nah if you've kept track of keepbeachcityweird (Ronaldo's tumblr blog), you would have seen he thinks Peridot is an eco-terrorist and warns all zookeepers to look out for her.
It's because it's all in Garnet's memories. It was the beginning of her relationship and her mind is making everything way more beautiful than it ever really could be. Though, that hurts no one, and like you said, 10/10 wallpaper material.s
she clearly said thousand of years thought.
So, the cluster was implanted 5000 something years ago (when the diamonds undestood that colony earth was no more)
THOUSANDS means >= 2000
But she said something more important too.
She said she only heard the logs, never about working at the cluster. Not here and not on homeworld. I mean: I dubt that they've made the cluster then abandoned it.
It means that there's a laboratory on homeworkd that keeped track about this project.
Peridot never said anything about working on the cluster, she only was informed about the logs, so it's clear that she was given a part on the cluster creation only later.
So, what are the chances we are going to see more of best human?
My hopes are on Drop Beat Dad
I've read over it Five times
Your words clearly imply you meant to say it was a female voice actress voicing a male character.
Sure I diddnt deney that and im on your side of how young she is. I was just saying that because the last time I talked about this with someone they said that it would take sooo much time for her to read all this
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
I know that Ruby is female, but for some reason whenever I see her in my mind I'm like, 'Oh yeah, Him. That guy.' Even when I saw her introduced in Jail Break, I knew that all Gems were girls, but I even thought she looked like a guy then. And it's not even stereotypical, there's nothing ostentatiously masculine about her, but her design just read 'guy' in my mind.
>She's never coming back
Oh i think you know what i mean anon
REMEMBER WHEN THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THIS SERIES WASN'T A FUCKING GIRAFFE?
HOW COOL WAS THAT? HUH?
Okay then, well we can approximate I think,. He met the gems when he was 22, according to Stevens birthday, and Steven is 14. He looked like he might have been in his early to mid thirties on lion straight to video, so I would guess he's in his mid 40's about now, say 45? That's my best guess at least, thoughts?
>Log Date 7 15 2
>It Could've Been Great
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
Oh, I know 100% that they're both girls. Heck, when I see Jasper I know that's a girl. But there is just something about Ruby's design that makes me think it's a girl. And like I said, it's not that anything masculine even stands out about her. Jasper, who is clearly female, is far more masculine. There's just something in the design I can't get past.
Young Greg is clearly the superior best human.
so you just automatically use the wrong pronouns? that's fine, i guess, as long as you acknowledge it's a mistake based on her appearance.
they're not though, they just look manly
Steven you're so kind
You could've saved us both
I know you want to help us,but this time listen close
Your love just wont reach them
You should give up hope
Malachite's my name
I'm afraid you've lost your friends
HE. HAS. NO. SUCH. THING!
What the fuck are you going on about? He was born 14 years ago? Therefore he is 14.
And even going into Gem Magic Science, he's still mentally 14 and from the end of the episode with his budding facial hair it can be deducted that he's just a late bloomer. Look at Greg in is early 20's, he still looks 16. It probably just runs in the family.
you fucking fuck
did you even watch this scene
Anyone got an imgur full of SU images? My folder is pretty lacking and I need more content for future /sug/
I sometimes feel like people kinda try to project into steven and ship him with their waifus
That's literally the only good reason why would someone ship him with someone that isn't connie or well maybe peridot
And fucking stupid
All they had to do was give her a sensibly long neck, or make it thicker maybe
The current design is terrible, the whole clothing is in the shadow of the one detail they royally fucked up and while it's not bad overall, nobody will give it a proper look because it's easier and funnier to look at it like the fucking giraffe it is protrayed as
The absolutely hilarious expressions don't play in favor of the design at all
Any of the CGs that he's been around for a long time is weird, but Lapis and Peridot can make sense to me
I did? And he just stopped growing during adolescence? Doesn't mean he can't have a growth spurt when he's 15 - 16. Again, at the end of the episode he started growing facial hair.
My little brother did the same thing. He stopped growing when he was in about 4th grade and didn't get any taller until before his freshman year of high school. We felt so bad for him too.
check in the archives I dunno
sucks to be a newfag to a general
I cannot wait until the cleansing comes. When the faggots are lined up against the wall and shot. You faggot devils will be punished for your evil, and I will kill every last one of you.
Believe me or not, I don't care.
I just know you're full of shit when you can't realize Steven is 14.
This thing about our Pearl being a "terrifying renegade" is never going to stop being funny, is it?
I mean, I suppose I could see Garnet being kinda scary. Amethyst even if she stops fucking around. Rose was undoubtedly a fucking nightmare in battle. But Pearl? Pfffft! Peal is a total dweeb.
The only gem less scary than Pearl is Peridot.
YD looked so much cooler in the shadows
That's the weirdest loss edit I've seen yet
That's kind of the point. Pearl has fallen so far from where she was when the war began.
Garnet wasn't lying when she said she looks at Pearl for guidance, she actually did at one point.
He mentioned dropping out of community college, so I would assume he was in his twenties, plus in the video we see he has a full beard and the starts of him losing his hair, would he really start losing his hair before he hit thirty?
He can manipulate his physical appearance? LIKE ALL THE GEMS CAN? Even when we was fucking Danny DeVito Steven and felt like an old man, that didn't make him not 13.
And yes, as Hermit Steven he almost died because he felt so old, it was just because he was overwhelmed by the sensation. Look at Amethyst falling to pieces when she wasn't re-generating right and trying to be big or like Pearl. It's just a part of Gem Biology. Steven was born 14 years ago, there for he's 14.
YD looked fucking generic before. And the real problem you're having is the fact that people have been hying her up to be this evil keikaku mastermind, when it was clear that she would be one of the less cool diamonds simply by the fact that she's the first that the CGs are going up against, and that she wouldn't be treated to seriously. You only have yourself to blame.
>Implying petitions actually mean anything
A zealous, suicidally insane person, yes.
>Garnet wasn't lying when she said she looks at Pearl for guidance, she actually did at one point.
To be fair, even though Pearl is a dweeb, she's not incompetent. Hell, she managed to beat Sugilite after all.
He's not biologically any age you huge dink, it all depends on how old he FEELS
Does anyone know what happened to that OGN that was meant to be coming out in December about Steven going to school with Connie? I pre-ordered it on Amazon but the date keeps getting pushed around...
I think she looked feminine in her first appearance. She reminded me of a woman in her mid to late forties, which I think is the point.
The only issue I have with the design are the gloves, everything else is fine.
Too on the nose. Not techno enough. The detail of a Garnet+Peridot fusion have double the visor size is nice, but the design is otherwise eh.
I wish people would just wait for the actual design to appear before making fanart.
Stop trying to reason with them, anon. They have nothing else to live for besides their forced memes.
Also, the idea that Yellow Diamond isn't supposed to be taken seriously is ridiculous. The show is a dramedy, everyone gets in on the silly shit at some point. Even Lapis was making fart jokes.
That's not even true. He didn't feel like an older teen to look like an older teen, he MADE himself look like one. He has a base form, and that base form is currently 14. He is just a late bloomer, which isn't hard to grasp.
His age rapidly changing because of how he felt was just him not having a grasp on his powers. Just like how he became a Cat Monster when he couldn't figure out how to properly disperse of the cat fingers. His form fluctuates incredibly when he loses control. He became a baby after he overexerted himself when he made himself over because he slingshot back into a state that too less energy to maintain. It's not his base form.
No, you piece of shit
The hype that was built was for ALL THE DIAMONDS, and we've seen how they're basically burecrats. There's gonna be more to them of course, but then you have a disparity in design, where the first diamond we've seen in an episode is giving out decisive vibes, both of religious imagery and mystery, and another is literally just a fucking giraffe with no rhyme or reason to what its deal is.
On top of that, it's a fucking giraffe
I highly recommend it, anon. Utena is a wonderful series and very fucked up, but you can't appreciate it without seeing the whole thing. There's mindfuckery aplenty, but it's more of a slow build, and very deliberate; it's hard to point at a specific five-minute YT clip and go "Yep, here's where shit gets real." Also, not exaggerating when I say watching it twice makes so much sense of little things early on that hint at the coming weirdness.
I wonder what Blue Diamond looks like now.
Her mural showed that the cloak was just for appearances, maybe she got rid of it after the war.
While it is part of its literal body, it's still controlled by the gem
He's an hybrid
I don't have any problem with the long neck, but it's the fact that it's TOO long. Look at Pearl. Long neck, but reasonable.
So I Just got into SU and finished Marathoning it leaving me in a pile of potato grease and cheese dust like the piece of shit I am, and I'm still not sure I understand these characters right.
So as far as I know:
Geological Space Jesus, Literally Perfect, but only because she's more plot element than character
Basically Space Jesus, but a complete dumbass with an Inferiority Complex
Pedantic Communist Sociopath Yandere for Space Jesus
Furry Scat Fetishist with daddy issues
Self-Fucking Narcissist currently being Flanderized with her Addiction to Identity Death.
Generic Angry Punchy Burny Personality-Less Rage
Know-it-All Passive-Aggressive Bitch
Complete Fucking Failure at Life
Poo in the Loo Uninteresting Romance Interest
Autistic Edgy Little Shit who instantly becomes beta as fuck without her Gem Internet
See Ruby, but add a pinch of Nazi Caricature
Self-Inflicted Suffering Woe-is-Me Emo Slut
I love it and wouldn't have it any other way except Garnet, they really need to stop flanderizing her into a fusion slut
Half of his "flesh" is hardlight like the Gems. You can see the hardlight parts of him getting affected when he grabs the destabilzers in Jailbreak. He just didn't poof because his real flesh kept the hardlight in place.
He is a Quartz. Just wait till he unlocks spin dash and combines it with his shield.
>he's still mentally 14 and from the end of the episode with his budding facial hair it can be deducted that he's just a late bloomer
You know that was a throaway gag and nothing more, right?
The rest of the episodes show him exactly like his 12 year old form, which surprise surprise, is the same as his '14 year old' form
>Pedantic Communist Sociopath Yandere
Lost my sidesm but yes, pretty correct
>Complete Fucking Failure at Life
You fucking what, m8? He is a great father and his carwash hasn't gone broke, he may not be a rockstar like he wanted, but neither a failure
For the rest: Yes, you are pretty right
I'm kinda said about the lack of old Greal art
I like this fusion, what's her name? From the color I'd say Chrysoprase .
>claims it's abnormal to think of everything as a Dragonball Z video game
Hey, if you could do everyone a favor and gain a sense of self awareness, that'd be just great.
Amethyst is five thousand years old. She emerged 500 years after the rebellion ended, which was ~5,500 years ago.
Thinking about history, I wonder if humans on this Earth have a different sort of BC/AD divide in their calendars, perhaps based on life before Gem occupation/after liberation.
Steven hasn't aged since he moved in with the Gems.
They don't know how to raise a human child. So they have just been doing what the same things over and over. Keeping Steven from aging.
He doesn't interact with kids his own age until Connie. Onion really doesn't count since he is so weird.
Yeah, I have a hard time believing it was just a gag. If it was just a gag, It would have been like, one of Amethyst's hair stuck to him from some cupcake frosting or something.
Do you think gem bodies radiate heat?
Also how much do you imagine they weigh? Since their bodies are made of light they may not actually weigh anything at all.
You want fucking rhyme and reason?
She's a ruler, partially based on a business woman, with secretaries direct hot-lines and the whole shebam. The neck is to show that she's above everybody, and looks down on all else. A long neck also helps with turning your head which shows that she is able to keep an eye on whatever goes on around her, always watching, like big brother.
The neck makes sense, but you clearly wanted something else, but that's okay too. But boiling her design down to "Oh she looks like a giraffe" is the same as saying Jasper wasn't a good design because she was orange and looked like a carrot.
What are the chances we'll have another guest start to voicework on a new character?
Nicki Minaj was expensive even though she sucked and she only had like 6 seconds total of screentime.
It'd be really cool to have David Bowie to voice someone, even if its just a dog like SP did with Clooney.
I've got nothing to prove to you, anon. You have your ideas that will be proven wrong in the long run.
Greg's a cool dude, pretty wise, and tries not to be a deadbeat dad.
But by all standard definitions he's a pretty hard failure.
That's the point though really, that even someone so pathetic can have significant positive influences on their kid's life.
He's basically a perfect representation of "The Dad who lost custody"
Which is actually really fucking nice to see in a show for once, when most media treats any father that isn't a major breadwinner as something to be hated.
Go ahead and try to halt me if you're able
You can't split apart what's already unstable
I know you think that I am something that needs curing
'Cause you think that I'm only their fury
I am even more than the two of them
Everything they try to hide is what I am
I am their terror, I am despair
I am a waking nightmare...
I am ma-a-a-ade
Out of ha-a-a-ate
And it's stronger than you
Are we ever going to have more Giant Woman screentime ;~;
>Sugar keeps getting musicians to voice fusions
>Their voices are incredible
>They rarely/never talk due to budget and scheduling
When Garnet and Peridot fuse, there NEEDS to be a "keikaku" edit of their fusion.
I still say that all the Peridot fusions will be techno as hell. Holoscreens everywhere.
Peridot could be younger than Steven for all we know.
We do know she is younger than Amethyst though since she wasn't around during the war and Amethyst emerged shortly after that.
I'm not baiting, I had to look up his name and holy shit I can't believe he actually died
Now I feel like shit
She probably recorded lines for more than one episode that they're waiting to use.
The better question is, how the fuck has Kanye not been in the show yet? You'd think he would ask, since both Estelle and Nicki have been on it.
Someone came up with this before it was revealed Peri was just using limb enhancers
>But who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to get Nicki Minaj for Sugilite?
Whoever realized that she surprisingly doesn't suck at voice acting, but also failed to realized that a bitch is fucking busy.
that shit makes me depressed as fuck i really was not expecting ole dave to just die like that.
i bet surcrose is as tore up about it.
this is a sad as fuck day for me.
It'd be like that episode of Futurama where Bender basically hacks himself into godhood with thousands of extra processors.
>"I have seen the beginning and the end. The truest nature of all things. Thus, I have compiled this list of action that must be taken in order for Earth to fully know peace and freedom from Homeworld. Also, which ceiling fans are going to fall on Amethyst over the next fifty-five years."
Sugar is a pretty genuine person and that sort of thing attracts people in Hollywood. Also SU is a fun show that's relentlessly positive, given a chance to have a part would be pretty cool for anyone who's even mildly interested in being part of a positive message for kids
Yeah, but who would Kayne voice? I mean, a human maybe? But we know most of the townsfolk by now. And if Stevonnie was any indication, any fusions with Steven will be more feminine anyway.
Up until the beginning of the show it wasn't as if he had any real contact with his contemporaries.
As far as he saw there were only 'grown ups' and 'kids'. He was a kid and he acted as he always had, his lack of physical growth meant that people who saw him always treated him as such too. There was no impetus to change.
Now Connie's around he really has started to move forward.
Not really, no. He can get injured and hell, if his body is still there he might even "resuscitate", but if he's gone, he's gone for good.
There's going to be this path always open in case they need to, but as matt said, if he dies it's for good.
I'd love to see that. I think it would be natural for Steven's fusions with the other CGs to be much more stable and sustainable, since it seems like his relationships ship with them are better than Rose's relationship with them were.
Does anybody else get annoyed when they're reading or looking at an otherwise good piece of fan content, and they curse a lot in it? I don't know if the show would have curses if the target audience wasn't children, but it still feels very out of character.
>A long neck also helps with turning your head
as seen in the absolutely atrocious shot we've gotten of it, of course
The neck makes sense, but not in the way it is portrayed in these fucking scenes.
I expected nothing, and I was still let down
I think it's a must see classic honestly, but it's not for everyone and the art is...below ehh at best, in some ways, anyway. I still think it's great, very well worth viewing.
I like how Zone of the Enders this is.
This though. When you combine the two engineers on the team, you're bound to get something that looks like a fucking electronica rave.
here's this: >>78896758
and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ARvX8E0Mmk
i'm gunna miss this dude so hard.
Yeah, a leader shouldn't hold personal grudges like she does. That's a flaw and diamonds aren't supposed to be flawed. YD is supposed to be the model of rationality and efficiency.
If Peridot has a weapon, I really want it to be a motherfucking Varia Suit.
Steven gets hurt or something, and Peridot just goes berserker mode... then BAM! Seven-foot-tall freight train of raw fury and arm cannons.
Amy is his waifu apparently
shit taste, although I don't know what I expected
If only we knew which moment it was.
My money is on the gold standard.
He's known for sarcastically answering most questions, but even he can't lie 100% of the times
Earth is the only thing Homeworld couldn't truly obtain. Besides, she was being rational with Peridot up until Peridot said they could use the planet again.
It was obvious from the start when YD had the pause before asking Peri about Earth.
At Steven's party Garnet was flipping through records with Greg and one of the covers was from Estelle's album shine (I think) and then she slapped him off it in mock frustration, did anyone cap that?
>gemperor Steven will never invade from another universe
Huh. And here I thought I was the only Metroid-fag in these threads.
Would Samus watch Steven Universe?
>check the SU wikia
>characters have gender pronouns as a part of their info
You figure Greg and Rose had a long courtship.
So Greg meets Rose in the late 80s. Spends a decade or so with the Gems before knocking up Rose. Then Steven is born in 2000-2002.
I get generally annoyed when people go off-model in fanart. Things like drawing Pearl with a more human nose, Garnet with black skin (she's purple), and so on. Out-of-character shit is what I hate the most though. When I consume fan content I'd like for it to be as accurate to the show as possible.
>He never talks to Steven until the end of the episode.
>"Do you not want to be me?"
>"No! You're awful!"
>"Then, when the time comes, do not fail. Save them."
So answer me this, autist,
In the answer rose and pearl attacked the group of gems where diamond was. Why? They poofed like 5 gems then left. Also was that the very beginning of the war, where only and pearl where the Crystal gems?
If those were the only 2 to start the rebellion, how. Was it roses job to colonize the entire planet with only her pearl slave as help? How did those 2 defeat all the other gems that were also there colonize?
If this wasn't at the beginning, why weren't there more Crystal gems them? We know there were more Crystal gems based off what garnet said when she found the gem experiments.
So, considering how fuckhuge the Diamonds all seem to be, if Pyramid Gem is White Diamond, won't they need to get it out of the Temple before letting it reform?
Or maybe the diamond's can shrink themselves.
Frankly, it doesn't seem like they can access most gem architecture as they are.
>she was being rational with Peridot up until Peridot said they could use the planet again.
Sounds like you are agreeing with me, senpai. YD isn't the perfect model of rationality and efficiency.
Look at all the circles surrounding White diamond. That is how many planets she rules over. Compare that to Yellow and Blue Diamonds and you will see that she is the leader above all.
Pyramid Gem is not a diamond. It is Topaz and corrupted.
Gems can shapeshift to be smaller. We have seen Garnet and Amy become Stevens.
What are the cops on Homeworld like, if any?
Would they be like Judges? Before you answer, keep in mind that this would mean Gem controlled worlds are crawling with Hersheys and Andersons.
You can choose your own answer from this list
A) Storytelling purposes
B) Mission to disrupt and poof important key pieces of the Diamond Arsenal
C) Rose is a terrible strategist
D) Writers too shitfaced drunk to correct draft and just sent it in smeared with dozen of beer bottle stains and a distinct odor of vodka, immediately approved
E) All of the above
They left because they were surprised by garnet and probably had to talk about it.
And "how did those 2 defeat all the other gems that were also there colonize"
because Pearl is a terrifying renegade with plot armour thicker than her fanboys hardons for her, that's how
Do you watch the show you autist
>why go there
To shittalk Blue Diamond and make her leave.
They demonstrated more combat skill than anyone there and were basically giving a show of power.
>How did they start it
By doing the above. Rose was a soldier, Pearl was a terrifying renegade, they went about fighting the man and inspiring others (i.e. Garnet) to come to them for escape from Homeworld's rule.
Actually, according to the databook, the events of The Answer are 250 years before the war officially began. The book said it happened 5,500 years ago and Pearl when fighting Peridot said she "didn't fight a 1000 year war for this planet's independance to take orders from you".
They most likely got more forces in those 250 years, then started the real battles to take over parts of Earth.
When done well, it adds depth.
But as you mentioned, when done poorly, it just seems to make everything grittier ala fanfiction style writing.
I dont want Steven to go evil from loss though. I'd prefer it if he in fact stayed good but did some sort of fusion with the other Crystal Gems.
>In the answer rose and pearl attacked the group of gems where diamond was. Why? They poofed like 5 gems then left. Also was that the very beginning of the war, where only and pearl where the Crystal gems?
They came for Sapphire. Giving up the element of surprise wasn't good for assassinating a Diamond, but it was good for getting that Diamond out of the way. Pearl makes a beeline for Sapphire as soon as BD is out of the way. They needed to take out Sapphire, as she was too big an asset.
>If those were the only 2 to start the rebellion, how. Was it roses job to colonize the entire planet with only her pearl slave as help? How did those 2 defeat all the other gems that were also there colonize?
We don't know that those were the only 2. Garnet said at the beginning that it was only a small group of rebels at the time, so they were probably just getting started. They did hint that BDs Pearl was on the rebellions side, as she looked up towards Sapphire in an almost concerned way when Sapphire revealed the plan.
>If this wasn't at the beginning, why weren't there more Crystal gems them? We know there were more Crystal gems based off what garnet said when she found the gem experiments
Again. They're just getting started
>those generic 90's cartoon moves pearl and amy were pulling.
>Pyramid Gem is not a diamond. It is Topaz and corrupted.
I'm willing to conceed that it may not be the diamond. But it was certainly someone of importance under White if not her.
And I know they confirmed it was a corrupted Gem, but where are you pulling Topaz out of?