Obscure Simpson women.

>>78893322
The woman wo put her jugs on the windshield in "Kill the Gator and Run" was a pretty early boner.

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>>78893322
thought her voice was kinda hot as a 6 year old

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>>78893902
Then you found out she was Darlene from Roseanne.

>>78893373
>all of those extra details
Do a lot of the new simpsons characters remind anyone else of shitty sonic OCs?

>>78894889
They are not so bad

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Whoever this woman was.

>>78895120
that's marge

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>>78893322

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What's with all these episodes where women throw themselves at Homer all the time? Like the show always points out that's he's disgusting, fat and smells of something awful yet all these woman want to ride him to oblivion.

>>78896608
Those traits speak to their primitive instincts. They're amazed he is still alive and walking so it means he has good genes. Also, it's cartoon logic.

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Is season 10 classic Simpsons, zombie Simpsons, or transitional Simpsons?

>>78897153
the simpsons ended when the voice actor for troy maclure died.

>>78897153
Not quite classic, not quite zombie. There was nothing offensively bad in it but also nothing that great.

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When you see this image do you think of classic Simpsons, zombie Simpsons, or transitional Simpsons?

>>78897668

How about you fuck off.

>>78897668

I think I'm piss

>>78893902
I FUCKING WISH
they should have done more with her goddamn, she was like a cooler Lindsey Weir, just that drawing right there gets my dick hard, that's probably why they got rid of her, she was too sexy for the masses

>>78897668
I think "Why is Apostle the only one who can draw decent Simpsons porn?"

>>78897231
So even though his final appearance on the show was in Bart the Mother, five months after he died, you think the show ended in April 1998?

>>78894838
first crush

>>78895770
every time i think i've seen them all, something like this happens

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>>78893322
a least

>>78895770
I wish they'd bring her back. I like the idea of Marge having a nemesis.

>>78901437
Honesty i dont understand why all the new characters in the recent years are always one-episode.

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>>78901650
Mostly because they're guest stars. They can't all be Phil Hartmans, Kelsey Grammers, or Joe Mantegnas.

Maya was Tress, though. They could've kept her, dammit. Moe could've had a shred of happiness, dammit!

>>78898813
I think Apostle quit porn I don't know why

>>78897153
it's the air escaping from the corpse that gives off the illusion of it still being alive

>>78897114
Dudes a nuclear engineer, has a secure mortgage, 3 decent kids, 2 cars.
He's been to space, met presidents, invented stuff, is an actor, I think hes won a Nobel prize.
Physically he's not that impressive, but if you look past that, he's really an incredible man for all hes accomplished.

>>78902897
Stop it, now I want to fuck Homer.

>>78902897
Isn't he just the safety inspector?

>>78896608
In the first ten seasons, the only two women who threw themselves at homer (that I can think of right now, anyway) was a country singer who Homer rescued from total obscurity and pushed relentlessly into famousness, and a girl who somehow was Homer's equal/soulmate, down to bad hygiene and slobbish habits. And of the two only one actually threw herself at homer, his soulmate was just down with fucking.

Post season 10 nothing is valid because the writers are hacks, so who cares what they do.

>>78903273

There was Edna. Although she threw herself at everyone.

RIP.

>>78896608
You mustn't be very familiar with women.

One of the biggest logic/anti-logic aspects of female attraction basically works like this:

Girl sees guy walking around by himself:
>No wonder he's alone, he's not very attractive
>He's attractive, so there must be some other kind of serious red flags for him to be single. Maybe he's poor or abusive or something
>He is clearly undesirable, since he doesn't have a woman
>Just look at that lack of confidence. Surely that's what's causing his lack of a relationship, and not the other way around
>I don't want that social reject, I'm not even giving him the time of day

Girl sees guy walking around with his girlfriend/wife:
>Holy shit, if she finds him attractive, he clearly must be
>He isn't that hot, but he must be rich or charming or super awesome for her to be into him like that
>Evidence shows that he is a proven appealing relationship candidate
>He has kids, so he is also a proven loving father figure
>He has proven and demonstrates social mastery, as such he is extremely desirable
>Who cares if he's "taken" or has a "family" with her, I'm just going to jack up my tits and see if I can take him for myself

It makes sense in the sense that the guy is clearly good relationship material, given his successful relationship, but it's retarded in the sense that he's clearly taken and spoken for, yet the single guy, who is available, is perceived as a reject.

>>78903229
It varies.

I love the carnival big boobed chick in the brazilian episode.

>>78902897
>Physically he's not that impressive
Except where it counts!
I'm talkin' DOWWWWWWWNTOWN!

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>>78904177
her name is Xoxochitla, why there are no rule34 about her ?

>>78894838
You do know she's a raging lesbian SJW?

>>78898813
Fuck off, Apostle.

>>78898869
For all practical purposes it did.

I can't exactly fap to them knowing that at least half these chicks are voiced by that old hag Tress.

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>>78898728
They did more with her mother tho

>>78897153
Beginning of Zombie Simpsons.

>>78897153
Transitional Classic Zombie Simpsons, duh.

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>>78908571
>read once on a Simpsons wiki that Laura took up bodybuilding like her mother
>know in my heart it was fake, but still spend over a week tracking down downloads of every Simpsons comic published after that episode in the vain hope it was true
>it wasn't
>mfw

>>78908388

>le hurr durr if someone likes it, it might that person!!!!11 meme

>>78908724
Fancy seeing Cordless here. Surprised you didn't spam your autistic Maggie bodybuilder fetish pics.

>>78908828
See >>78908802

>>78908873
>he honestly doesn't think fanartists come here to advertise their shit

>>78908937
I'm sure they do. But I'm not Cordless, but I am sadly aware of him because his ego can be spotted from other galaxies.

>>78909004
He had some selfies posted on his DA page and he looks like the literal walking stereotype of a pasty white nerd.

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Cordless, you suck.

>>78905355
Hard to say, given that the real-life person she's based on was in an actual /ss/ movie. It's the only reason anybody outside of Brazil has heard of her.

>>78909004
>40 fucking seasons worth of fanscripts

>>78910628
I notice he seems to have a problem with making the characters' torsos way too small.

>>78911387
He has a problem with everything.

There was that one time Milhouse's mom dressed up as a sexy Betsy Ross. The lack of fan art of that disgusts me.

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>>78911435
I mean, what the hell is this.

>>78910628
I know i'm fucked up

but like...that implied unbirthing...

>>78911602
See, now that's how you do a buff Simpsons girl. Dem arms, man.

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>>78911662
As opposed to this.

>>78911757
Exactly.

So who do you rank worse? Cordless or that Chinese baby guy?

>>78911631
>>78911757
Wait, is he the same guy who made a spinoff series based on Maggie and some other brother that Marge and Homer had despite the latter's sterility?

>>78911830
Yep, the same. The one whose ego is so massive he threw a shitfit over the roided-out Milhouse in "Future-Drama" and claimed the writers directly ripped him off because his future-Milhouse was also muscular, even though he's openly admitted he got the idea from Milhouse's test results in "Separate Vocations."

>>78898813
Seriously. How is literally everything else absolute shit tier?

>>78911830
Yeh. He's at least 40 and has been active in the Simpsons fandom since the 90s Usenet days that's how long he's been at it. He also continues posting rants on NoHomers about how terrible the show is now, but he won't stop watching it.

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His old stuff was better when he didn't use the ghastly coloring scheme in >>78911631

>>78911893
>>78912000
Lovely.
I wonder if he's still cranking out episodes of his spinoff. I used to think it was a good idea, up until I realized it was not. In retrospect, I think I just wanted to see more of Jessica Lovejoy.

>>78911788
Cordless. At least Chinese baby guy doesn't have the same pretentiousness about him.

I swear to God, the only good Simpsons R34 you ever find is always Bart gay stuff.

>>78912025
Much in the same way having half of your teeth bashed out with a hammer is better than having all of them bashed out.

Also:
>Gina's like three years older than Bart at the most
>it's 12 years in the future
>she's a fucking warden with her history and personality

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>>78912297

>>78912025 is not great, although it's at least passable as opposed to >>78911757

>>78912000
>about how terrible the show is now, but he won't stop watching it.
so like us

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>>78912191
Quiet, you. Shota is love. Shota is life.

>>78912419
I actually haven't watched a new episode since before the HD switch. I'll read about them, but I won't watch them.

>>78912419
I'm pretty sure the only people who still watch the Shitsons are Boco, Joe Matar, and pedos who fap to Lisa.

>>78912191
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/didi/1

>>78911985
No one knows how to draw.

>>78913251
As someone who's done Simpsons fanart, I agree. Drawing something that looks halfway decent is hard, especially when you aren't professionally trained as an artist.

>>78913273
Yeah and it's also hard to overcome the natural tendency to only draw your favorite characters.

>>78913251
>>78913273
They put out a how-to-draw book by the animators a few years back, The Simpsons Handbook. It's incredibly useful.

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>>78913574
I know that, but even model sheets only take you so far particularly when trying to do certain poses. You need a working grasp of basic anatomy/perspective/3D to draw...anything.

>>78908205
that episode and Large Marge gave a younger me many confused boners

>>78913633
>>78913574
Must be where the pic is taken from however they do only include the more popular Simpsons characters in those things and not any of the more obscure ones or one-offs.

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I always kind of liked the character designs from the early episodes eg. Bart's head having a slight curvature while later on they just made it into a tin can.

>>78912000
>He also continues posting rants on NoHomers about how terrible the show is now, but he won't stop watching it.
A Brother to Dragons.

>>78913756
If you know the basics of the Simpsons art style, you can draw pretty much any character.

>ears are always a half-circle with a T in them
>three fingers and four toes
>child characters always have a ball-and-cone torso with cylinders for limbs
>adult characters esp. women usually have realistic proportions below the neck

Granted they've always done a lot of exceptions to the rules and most of the cartoony-looking characters were introduced <Season 3.

>>78914771
Get out.

>>78913685
>>78908205
>>78908571
>>78911757
I can't like muscle girls. I just can't.

>>78915531
we all have flaws anon, and I accept yours

>>78915626
>>78915531
Musclefags are closet homos anyway because why would a straight man be attracted to such masculine features?

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>>78913955
The HD animation is so plastic and soulless.

>>78911757
Why does this guy ship Maggie with Milhouse? I can't think of a more illogical pairing.

>>78915844
Autism I guess.

>>78912052
>I used to think it was a good idea, up until I realized it was not

It's actually quite terrible and autistic.

>>78908355
that explains what happened to David

>>78912682
And Joe Matar doesn't watch it for fun.

>>78908571
Yeah that's not really my thing lol but Ruth was really hot too, I wish they had more of those type of women on there, was that a 90s thing? I feel like we never see em around anymore. Also I like that I slept for like 15 hours and this thread is still going

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>current year
>women of simpsons thread
tfw pic related not posted yet

>>78918589
>Lenny: Her lips look like nightcrawlers!
She was hotter without the makeup, though.

>>78918571
Muscle chicks are still around. You just gotta look.

>>78918545

Did they forget they already had a parody of Hooters?

>>78918747
Yes.

Where r da DUFF GIRLS?????

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>>78918802

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>>78918747
Maybe they figured "Juggernauts" wouldn't be as readable on a shirt.

>>78919055
any gifs for Brazillians, Bikinis or Boobareall?

>>78918767
The horror