Heathcliff wants fish.

>>78887197
What makes him think of these?

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>>78887243

>>78887243
He starts recording audio and does salvia.

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>>78887272
Am I just not the audience? I don't get it.

Giraffe and cat on bench, two birds.

One bird wistfully observes that the location is peaceful.

Is that just it? Is the bird just saying that, and we just enjoy the scenery? What's the point?

>>78887310
The point is you can't see what they're doing with their hands.

>>78887197
The joke is that the man made the mistake of wearing a fishbowl for a hat in the Heathcliff household.

>>78887207
The joke is that Heathcliff loves ham, and his ham helmet ensures that everyone knows he's particularly hungry for it.

>>78887213
The joke is that the mice are so used to Heathcliff's presence that they're using his breath to heat their home.

>>78887234
The joke here is more complex than usual; the bird on the left compliments the bird on the right's disguise, despite having no disguise of his own.

>>78887249
Heathcliff's mood is often exaggerated. The joke here is a representation of his current mood.

>>78887263
The joke is a reflection of Gallagher's opinion of morning breath, particularly the heated breath brought on by the consumption of coffee, combined with Heathcliff's trademark bad breath.

>>78887272
This is one of Gallagher's subtler jokes. While the birds are well within the reach of the herbivorous giraffe, they're too far away from Heathcliff to be in any danger.

>>78887272
Surreal

One might even say

kafkaesque

>>78887310
The giraffe has spots.
One of the birds notices one of the giraffe's more peaceful spots.

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>>78887366

>>78887310
The reason /co/ enjoys heathcliff is because we're reached a point where he's just out of jokes. But he has contracts to fulfill. This is the result.

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>>78887419

>>78887426
Sure, I also enjoy the pure confusion and befuddlement they give me. But in trying to rationalise and understand them it feels like falling down a flight of spiral stairs.

It's just confusing and to some level perhaps indicative of a greater disease.

>>78887550
The joke is that Narwhals are cold creatures by nature, paired with the absurdism of such an animal being kept in such an average household.

>>78887557
The joke is that the new kid was such a good salesman, he managed to sell his product to someone who had no need of it.

>>78887609
The joke is that Heathcliff is ever inventive when it comes to slaking his hunger. Here he's bred a carrier pigeon that only delivers pizza.

"The Joke Is" fag needs to stop. You're ignoring Heathcliff lore and missing essential analysis.

Gallagher will die next.

>>78887455
What the fuck are kafka dreams?

>>78887746
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die

>>78888107
Are you not familiar with the works of Franz Kafka?

>>78888199
Sure, but I don't know exactly what he means by Kafka dreams.

>>78888222
The joke is a jab at the popularity of Starbucks and its variety of flavors.

>>78888246
The joke is that sometimes an official diagnosis is a statement of the obvious.

heathcliff insomnia society saved me from suicide.
i have a reason to live now.

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>>78889431
Been up for a few days and feel like im having a total breakdown myself and heathcliff threads still put a smile one my face.

Maybe you have to be nuts to find these funny. Have I become insane?

>>78889539
>Have I become insane?

I ask myself this question every day.

>>78887197
why has the boy decreed that the fishbowl must be the man's hat?
and why is heathcliff upset with it?

>>78889210
The joke is that he is wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm bad news"

Whaaat

>>78896159
>>78887455
I feel it has become relevant to post these in the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhx9_NSPwgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZeeYTyuQs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9CRsRya1D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrxbJwoP59M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMJF6QdQQeA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7dEXXSLwek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w27mGz-r71I

Does anyone have the courtroom sketches with Heathcliff captions? Those were probably the peak of Heathcliff threads.

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>>78896565

>>78892791
Any idea who the artist is? I cant tell what the initials or signature is in the bottom corner.

>>78888107
It's when it gets so intelligent, nihilistic and with such a WICKED sense of humour it's just too real.

>>78888210
unreal nightmarish situations similar to his stories (i. e. The Metamorphosis)

>>78900290
vet has never played DDR.