Aaaaand go.

good guys punch bad guys

>>78877012
Mutant academy slice of life.

Boy bitten by radioactive spider.

>>78877012
We go back in time.

Giant alien bees overtake universe.

>>78877012
occult academy intrigue, sexy results

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Commandos fight tribal magical girls

Boy gets girl's phone number

perputal battle for the mcguffin

Students create robot woman superhero.

Fat ugly white woman cries.

Black asian hindu american hero.

>>78877012
lets not do this again

Gigantic woman eats every man

>>78877293
Why not, you silly faggot?

Dead man lives once again.

Ostrich becomes president, hijinx ensue.

>>78877393
A bird brained potentate problem.

>>78877012
preacher fights evil with nun-chucks

Monsters invade through people's butts

a comic about
metalinguistic
criticism jokes

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Witness my acquisition of digits.

Rabbi fights Mexican Drug Cartel.

>>78877477
Albeit not the intended numerals.

>>78877443
Homosexual Mexicans threaten America again.

>>78877012
Not stealing my ideas OP

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>>78877477
nice

Horny shota gains mind control

>>78877511
I admire your repeating digits.

>>78877530
Four words too little, friend.

>>78877526
I'll do what I want.

Octopus boy meets cat girl

>>78877559
Surely not an erotic premise?

mutant wet nurse harem squad

>>78877012
Daily life of evil henchmen

>>78877012
Writer Bendis. Bendis the writer.

>>78877590
Only if you want it.

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>>78877477

>>78877616
Bendis? THE Brian Michael Bendis?

Time traveling robot mouse adventures.

Skeletons on Pterodactyls rape us.

>>78877618
But what is YOUR intention?

>>78877639
THE Brian Michael Bendis. Him.

>>78877012
And he is the sheriff

Man wakes up, eats cereal.

>>78877777
Observe and respect the numbers.

>>78877170
Keit Ai finds a way

>>78877650
Surely an outcome for sex.

Teenage Mutant Muslim Cat-Girls

>>78877700
Too soon, but not bad.

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>>78877700
My word, what remarkable digits.

>>78877720
Does that count as five?

Slow day for post numbers.

>>78877012
Horatio Sanz Comedy Power Hour

>>78877775
Damn it all to Hell.

Rob Schnieder in herp derp

>>78877846
A carrot or a stapler?

nigger faggot shots white people

Fuck You Mom Im 16

>>78877871
Anon attempts to bait thread.

>>78877871
Uno Farto's "The Hateful Eight"?

Poor little white boy.
Outnumbered.

chocolate chip mint ice cream

>>78877904
Weakling with no banter tolerance.

>>78877012
Buzby, King of the Bees

Girls wet t-shirt academy shenanigans.

Everything is in complete pain.

>>78877963
But bees only obey Queens.

>>78877012
Eat a fucking dick, retard.

>>78878015
No need to be rude.

The life of a slave

>inb4 not boss of me

>>78878015
Share the one you're sucking

>>78877954
I can to handle bantz.

>>78878040
Been done a million times.

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Charlie Writes a canadian cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

>>78878062
Clearly that is a lie.

SJWs get their wishes. Chaos.

It ain't me starts playing

>>78877329
We seriously doing this, guys?

>>78878102
Try me, you cock vacuum.

Fat fuck is magical girl

InCase shortstacks, no futa shit

Hot devil gets shit costume

>>78878155
The sacred digits are here.

>>78877012
Violent action with sexy characters

steven universe is violently murdered

Man of murder kills innocents

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Niggers tongue my anus yo

Joel rapes Ellie every night

Hot Single Brown Female Lawyer

Anon steals ideas from 4chan.

Animated Oglaf, three more words

>>78877012
Superman saves the day again.

>>78878278
Strange criterion for innocent lives.

>>78878285
Anon cums violently multiple times

Denial.
Anger.
Bargaining.
Depression.
Euphoria.

Big guy leaves no survivors

Johnny test but in space

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>>78877170
/co/ proposes marriage to /a/

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Comic book comes to life

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>>78878292
she better have enormouse bazongas

>>78878320
Removing mask causes extreme pain

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

>>78878435
I saw them in concert

>>78878303
But in a musical fashion.

>>78878371
Reader trapped in comic book.

>>78878391
Pavel, when the plane fell.

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>>78877012

"Boy fight monster girls".

Now, I will get plenty of waifu-fags to support my show

>>78878477
that isn't five words fucko

>>78878477
Anon makes fool of himself.

>>78878477
Did not meet the parameters.

time travel? go fuck yourself

>>78878511
Anon receives wonderful repeating digits.

>>78878497
"Black boy fight monster girls"

Now, I going to get black audiences and waifu fags.

>>78878477
Lmao this guy can't read

>>78878318
By your powers combined, I am Captain /r9k/!

"That was a HAIKU, chumps!"

>>78878008
It's cool to break rules

Green Lantern with Gurren Lagann

"Goofy Time." "No, dad, no!"

Somehow I actually get laid

Rest? Hey, buy the rights

>>78878581
And far too many words.

Clarissa ruins Christmas this time

It's Pete Time, little guy

>>78877012
Loss
On
Sad
Sanatorium

>>78877012
guys vs girls. girls win.

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Hey, are you having cake?

Child-dog fusion put down

>>78878727
You are just plain hopeless.

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Whoever get dubs.

I shall draw your show.

>>78878727
Anon you had one job

The gay wasn't shoehorned in

Joker beats Harley. Harley leaves...

>>78878800
Oh shit what happens now

>>78878755
Who would possibly watch that?

>>78878839
We aim for new GETS.

>>78878800
Will you draw your own?

>>78878800
We are waiting. Batsy

>>78878800
Nobody does a goddamn thing.

Kids and aliens being shipped

I implore you to reconsider.

They hold hands. The end.

>>78877012
Rogue Robot Rhino Rants Religiously

>>78878839
>>78878868
>>78878875
>>78878892

Ironically, I'm this guy (>>78878477)

>>78878800
Shark woman is very cute.

Beated Harley finds Ivy

END

>>78878926
Wee ooh, wee ooh wee.

panda delgado turns to prostitution

>>78878944
I guess we got it
>>78878800

The digits must have disappeared.

Fetish fuel and good story.

Han Solo gets hugged violently

>>78879035
Typically both are mutually exclusive.

Tannah and Gogo scissor furiously

Like Free! but comic characters

>>78878935
Far too lewd for me.

>>78879085
while Andy and Vard watch

>>78879085
Specify. Many have those names.

Ivy finds Harley crying ........Lesbians

>>78879136
> he doesn't know /co/ giantesses

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>>78878944

Here is my shitty drawing.

>>78879133
Your digits enhance the experience!

>>78878288
You can't rape the willing.

Disney milks the thirsty nerds

Harley find Ivy gardening flowers

>>78879179
is that from One Piece

Michelle has wasted your money.

Titties all over the place.

Ivy find Harley playing alone

Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

Inspector Redwood deletes problematic posts

Local gays show their pride

Waifu is hardcore and cute

Lewd Inhuman with prehensile labia

Harley find Ivy reading 50SoG

Blood, death, violence and destruction.

>>78879259
And creates his own hugbox.

>>78877012
MC's dad is literally Satan.

>>78879295
That sounds pretty terrifying actually

Harley/Ivy faggot gets banned

>>78879250
With their vaginas, I assume.

>>78879317
So, typical retro anime production?

Harley watch Ivy play Overwatch

>>78879258
You can't count to five

>>78879323
Boco and Misha post eternally

Good posters have all died

>>78879334
I thought this was ashitposting thread
>>78879356
Of courshe

------------------------
Ivy listen to Harley sing

>>78879375
Good punished and evil rewarded.

Harley and Ivy watch SuicideSquad

>>78879372
Isn't /ss/ two words?

Bane crashes plane; no survivors

Batman and Joker plays Battletoads

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>>78877012

Friends mine crystals, have adventures.

>>78879471
Please just fuck off already.

>>78879495
Contractions should be considered cheating.

>>78879437
Normies get off my board
Nothing but reddit now REEEEEE

Batman and Joker read 5SoG

>>78879471
window closes in 3 seconds

Flash Gordon Conquers The Universe

Ambush Bug Goes To Graceland

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>>78879250
>>78879305
>>78879210
>>78879164
>>78879471
>Poison ivy x Harley shipper invading this good thread.

Harley and Ivy do sciencie

>>78879566
>>78879587
But I am just throwing ideas for a story. Let's not be that way boys. This takes me make for the "Assemble a Team" threads

Wanted story but prefer memes

>>78879544
Your privileges will be checked.

Ivy catch Harley playing Undertale

Clever writer easily harvests pitches

>>78879667
get attention from your parents

>>78879622
And I got a good dubs wasted. Thanks boys, now I am never get a story drawn

He was a good boy!

>>78879712
stop talking like you're bizarro

>>78879649
Sick of tumblr witch hunt

>>78879707
What?
What's was the point of this thread if not "Create a story in 5 words", I am just doing that. Following OP's post. Just posting about two characters instead of a bunch of others

>>78879749
Me? Bizarro?. But Yoda am I

>>78879751
You still deny their presence?

>>78877012
Dungeon Crawls, misadventures, and misogyny

Ivys catches Harley fighting Joker

>>78879875
tumblr landwhale butthurt is ignored

Shitposter ruins perfectly nice thread.

>>78879875
>>78879901
I would fund this program.

Kevin Smith directs The Flash

>>78879781
Your posts are uninteresting shit

Glib facsimile of episode four.

>>78879965
OP never said they had to be good. Just stories in 5 words

>>78879901
>>78879934
Me too, tbqh my family.

>>78880011
Dubs wasted on this faggot.

>>78879977

What the fuck is that?

>>78880091
A legitimate fan fiction movie.

Harley goes to /co/ to shitpost

>>78880068
Space wasted on this faggot.

Six more years of Homestuck

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>>78880122

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How would dogs wear pants?

Cyborg is infected with memes

>>78880264
The second one obviously. The first ones wouldn't stay up.

That's dumb and anyone who thinks different is dumb.

>>78880264
Pants are meant to cover your genitals and ass; legs are optional thus shorts. Therefore the second one fulfills the requirements of pants, while the first covers the stomach in addition to being unable keep from falling off the dog after any significant length of time.

>>78877012
There's bees in these walls

The Adventures of Space Bat.

>>78880633
He's dead.

>>78880219
I thought it was over.

Family Guy and Simpsons crossover

>>78877012
The dog never came home.

>>78880738
the ride is never over

>>78880685

Is he?

Or was he frozen for 2000 years, only to be recovered by aliens, who gave him human intelligence, cybernetic implants, and his own spaceship?

And now he travels the galaxy, getting into Flash Gordon-style pulp serial adventures fighting his arch enemy Alpha Primate, the cybernetic chimp?

>>78877012
Hired mercenary traverses psychedelic wasteland.

what if hills had eyes

>>78880921
Jaden Smith does it again.

Murdered ghost kid wants friends.

>>78877012
Newborn baby loses his virginity

>>78878800
girl gets tied every episode

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>>78881134

>>78877012
Grant Morrison writes a comic

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>>78881200

Red catholic punches lovecraftian monsters.

>>78877012
Heroes steal McGuffin from villain.

>>78877012
Race cars powered by magic.
Ponies try to summon Sateen.
Housecats try to become police.

>>78877012
Batman chases after the Joker

>>78881270
that looks like alan moore

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Big guy crashes CIA's plane

>>78881555
>Ponies try to summon Sateen.
lightning strikes, kills useless phoneposter

>>78881270
I don't understand...

Comic set entirely in Flavortown

people have fun

Shapeshifting aliens protect the world.

>>78881134
a cat is fine too

>>78882006

Oops, Wrong artist.

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Generic superhero saves the day.

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>>78881270

>>78877012
Cute girls do cute things

Food Fight the comic book

Rick/Morty Lilo/Stitch crossover

moot brutally raped in prison

My Life Partner's A Monkey

Tails watches over some toddlers

Kamala schlicking to bacon pics

Magical girls punch each other.

>>78877012
Bully that's secretly a superhero.

>>78882642
Sounds interesting.

>>78881124
Gasper?

>>78877012
A group search a treasure.

It is a Mister Frensky

super villain high school comedy

>>78877012
Person answers call to adventure.

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>>78877012
Sexy boys in Womens clothing.

>>78877012
Girl must defeat a god

Rapper takes kids on adventures

>>78885877
I wanna know what this

Meth pig's jibbery style oinkery

Cute girls travels the Multiverse

Motherfucker tries to out defy fate.

Dante's inferno, but with girls.

magic vs non magic world

All ahu ak ba r

>>78878800
Murderous cats with great intelligence.

Guy goes on an adventure

The X-Files: Children's Edition

>>78877012
World ends while Robot watches.
Big Heroes die, smaller fight.

>>78877012
Weaboo neet goes to Japan.

>>78878371
Grant I swear on my Mam

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>>78877012
Cyborg Globe-Trotting Girl Musicians.

Today the Roman Legions invaded.

>>78877012
Cow kicks the milk bucket.

>>78877012
Alien bugs invade redneck town.

man in armor fights crime

>>78877012
I fucked up yet again.

Jackie Chan Jackie Chan Jackie Cha-
fuck

>>78892844
>>>/a/

>>78877012
Guy with powers does stuff

Very brave man removes kebab.

Wars fought with lesbian hookers.

Magic boy and lesbian rocks.

All villains are now gay.

The mystery of the unkown . . .

>>78877012
Superpowered triplets save a city

>>78877169

Sounds cool to me

>>78877012
giant robots and problematic boys

Alien Lebians war on Earth

>>78877012
Superman commits suicide, world mourns.

>>78877012
He asks her. She does!

Christopher Walken fights Space Nazis

Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.

>>78877012
Turner Diaries with more rape.

Hero and villain in love.

bad guy can be good

good guy can be bad

neutral guy can't be trusted

Fake superhero fights real villains

Meteor pierces brain, space happens.

But this time, IN SPACE!

Vast amounts of anal fisting.

>>78878800
Bejeweled space skull changes everyman.

>>78877012
Humans and Robots fight crime

Talking gorilla pulls museum heist.

There are too many skeletons.

Cactus dreams of becoming astronaut.

Antelope takes on Swedish Mafia.

Amish housewife gains clitoral superpowers.

the leader was actually evil

>>78877012
Abducted children back to Earth
>http://pastebin.com/p3vp7Hcv

>>78877012
Demons and humans fight angels

Adorable kittens pilot giant robot.

>>78877012
Young Hitler flee time travellers

>>78877012
Preteen girls with magical feet

20-something's doing things, music plays

>>78877012
Please give me attention now

>>78878113
Seems like we do indeed