aunt by marriage. they're not related! Hell it's his DUTY to fill in for his dead uncle.
if anything unusual sexuality is PC's favorite thing. unless someone's under 18 then OH GOSH
unless both of them are then it's like yay green light how dare you try to oppress them
>you will never be an overweight bald guy flirting with 90s' marisa tomei
Imagine an adaptation of this scene with Jason Alexander as Doc Ock and Marisa Tomei as Aunt May
Also Tom Holland as Peter.
She will never wake you up every morning by stepping on your balls
>Marisa won't cut her hair short and color it a bit grey.
I guess it's for the best, my dick probably couldn't handle her going full grey fox.