Name a character that could beat Bulrog
She would out-obnoxious-kid-making-up-powers-as-they-go-along him.
Muscular Beaver have my vote.
>>78868166
>whoosh
>>78867874
Professor chaos
>>78867874
Cartman.
>>78869110
Yeah he sure showed Balrog when he took that star to the eye.
>>78867874
Fernando Whitemore could give him a run for his money.
> tfw I JUST realized Cartman was *that* kid
Stupendous Man
>>78867874
That's a stupid question.
Literally any character.
It's fiction.
>>78870483
>Tracer Bullet
>Spaceman Spiff
>Stupendous Man
Calvin wins.
>>78869290
Well I never said he wouldn't job
>>78870715
This
>>78870611
Ok next question. Can anything beat the speed of light?
>>78871158
Ask a physicist.
It's reality.
>>78871158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvcpdfGUtQ
>>78868968
Hello, Reddit!
balrog
>>78867874
the coon
>>78867874
Bulrogs older brother Kevin. He has all the powers too and is smarter than everyone around him (especially Bulrog).
>>78871158
The Speed of Force.
Or something along those lines.
>>78867874
None. Bulrog is love, Bulrog is life.
Can't, he has many powers.
>>78870715
Don't forget the Calvinosaurus!
Mintberry Crunch
>>78868968
i used to do that all the time when i was younger
Could he do beat him?
>>78869290
bulrog is on his own no ninja stars to save his fat ass
Dinner
>>78871603
Just imagine what a human equivalent of the Supercow costume would look like. Holes for the nipples
>>78875880
terrifying
>>78875880
sounds like a regular day on /d/
Cesar Millan
>>78867874
Stan. He took all of Bulrog's powers away.
>>78876365
It's Shoe!