When will he become the EiC?
>>78862088
>G Willow Wilson doesn't have the biggest tits.
>>78862088whenwilltheylearn
>>78862088
Realistically he won't, he's making more money on TV adaptations of stuff outside Marvel. He's too lazy to do both, but too self-aggrandizing to stop putting his name on everything and focus on editing.
Sana Amanat is a more realistic successor to Alonso, but quite a few years from now. She's more of a career editor that doesn't have Alonso's history, but there are few viable alternatives within Marvel already.
>>78862088
Coates just wants to fucking get to his home. Look at him, poor guy.
>>78862088
Coates' grimace is fucking hilarious
>>78862088
>Why am I here?
>My feet hurt
>I won the National Book Award
>I want to go home
I'm wondering what it says behind them, because it's clearly the DISNEY logo.
>>78862729
It looks like 'The Walt Disney Company'
>>78862352
>this 'Marvel Event' shit sounds retarded
>why can't I just write my book
>>78862088
Who are these people? Right to left?
>>78863482
I don't know the two on the right. The one in the jean jacket might be Humphries if he cut off all his hair. Far right is Nick Spencer maybe.
Rest from right-left are Bendis, Axel Alonso, G. Willow Wilson, and Ta-Nehisi Coates.
Secret Wars 2 is going to be whack. I can feel it now.
>>78863546
Yeah Humphries lost the fro.he looks so much better without it
>>78862088
Never, he has no business experience. There are plenty of better candidates with experience both as writers/artists/editors and of the managerial requirement of running a multi-million dollar business.
It's not a popularity contest. If it were, he wouldn't have got his fat ass fired by the studio.
>>78862088
Tuck in your fucking shirt you tub of lard
>>78863593
mhm
When did Wilson get so fat?
It makes me sad.
>>78867318
>When did Wilson get so fat?
It's called the "Marvel Effect."
>>78867318
Getting fat is the Marvel Method
That shit don't fly at DC
>>78867318
She just had a baby.
They are doing the same "major character dies" bit at the end, and we know Bendis idea for Peter Parker got shot down. Who would be the most likely at this point?
>>78867757
DC could literally beat up Marvel
>>78862088
He doesn't want it.
>>78867794
How many babies did Bendis have?
>>78867757
>MFW even a good amount of DC's female artists and authors are hot.
>>78867857
I bet it's going to be a character that has a movie, then they will come back from the dead in time for the movie to hit theaters so they can launch with a new #1
>>78867757
Christ does Capullo have a life outside of drawing and lifting?
>>78867857
Uh what was his idea for Peter? Killing him fucking again?
>>78862287
>Brevoort will never be EiC no matter how hard he tries and how loyal he is
>>78863546
Yeah, it's Humphries in the jean jacket and Spencer on the far right.
>>78867857
Any character Bendis has total control of right now
My bets are on Star Lord
>>78867911
Only Miles. The rest were adopted.
>>78867857
It's CLEARLY going to be Rhodey. Like, without a doubt.
>>78867210
>>78867318
She had a kid. The rest have no excuse.
>>78867318
Islam
So Marvel hires two Muslims and a BlackLivesMatter activist who wrote in his book about how he celebrated 9/11 because the twin towers and the first responders who died were products of white supremacy.
Nice
>>78862364
omg so funny lol im literally dying
>>78867757
What Baki chapter is this from?
>>78863180
this
>>78869356
He didn't even write that in his book anon
>>78871730
Nice shilling.
“They were not human to me. Black, white, or whatever, they were menaces of nature; they were the fire, the comet, the storm, which could — with no justification — shatter my body.”
>>78869356
Can someone change white America to 'Marvel Comics'?
>>78862088
>When will he become the EiC?
Soon...
>>78868156
What else there? Lift is life
>>78867857
Gotta get rid of Peter so Miles can be the real Spier-Man
>>78869356
Did you even read the book? He doesn't say that at all, and he feels deeply ashamed about his indifference to the attacks because of how society has bought him to this place emotionally.
>>78874253
>how society has bought him to this place emotionally.
Yes it's society's fault. Not his own stupid fucking dindu idiocy. Always society's fault.
>>78862352
He's always like that, his days consist of writing brilliant articles and getting asked the stupidest fucking questions in interviews and shit. Like this is a guy that writes and edits for The Atlantic and he has to spend an afternoon with Bendis.
>>78874440
>>78868171
It was a joke, sperglord.
>>78874644
>racehustler
>billiant
>>78868171
Yeah, can't have the original around when his culturally sensitive spider-man can be the REAL spider-man
>>78875412
not that anon but he is literally saying that the whole "WE" narrative makes no sense and clashes with other commom narrative regarding black victimization.
>>78867757
Does Todd McFarlane cum pure HGH or something?
>L to R: a dumb nigger that hates America*, some dumb-as-dogshit white woman that converted to Islam in college**, an editor-in-chief that's managed to be worse than Quesadilla, a professional fat retard, dog-fucker supreme, and the editor that managed to fuck up the UU beyond repair under his watch.
How you want your writing staff, senpai?
*"They were not human to me. Black, white, or whatever, they were menaces of nature; they were the fire, the comet, the storm, which could — with no justification — shatter my body."
**"After converting to Islam while attending Boston University..."
>>78877235
Stop bumping the thread with your spergshit bait, you oversensitive limpwristed faggot.
No one cares about what triggered you today.
>>78877457
>No one cares about what triggered you today.
You just keep on being a good little cuck, boy.
See where that gets you, your people, and your country.
>>78877235
LMAO. Truth.
>>78869143
>>78878686
Why would a white woman convert to Islam?
How fucking stupid do you have to be?
>>78878736
Anon....
>>78878736
It's fine if you just cherry pick from it. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. But enough talk, have at you!
>>78877648
The reason your life is shitty isn't because of some clickbait article about this racial boogeyman. It's because you refuse to accept responsibility for your own actions. One year from now your going to be in the same spot you are now with nothing to show for it but a bunch of random contextless quotes you gathered in a word file to make yourself feel useful.
>>78879080
>blah blah projecting blah blah blah
The bull is waiting for you, anon. Don't keep him waiting.
>>78867757
Doug Mahnke is as buff as the superheroes he draws.
>>78879189
I bet these people get fit partially to be able to use themselves as references, since their art is actually realistic and requires knowing anatomy.
Meanwhile most of Marvel's art is tumblr-tier and lazy, so it doesn't require references
>>78879142
Get the last word, I don't care anymore. I just pity you.
>>78880050
>I am so enlightened because I'm not an ebil rayciss
Sure, whatever, kid.
>>78862088
Wait.
Become the EiC?
Bendis?
>>78879142
this bull?
>>78880345
kek you really did have to get the last word