Marvel is a fucking joke of a company I don't even hate

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>>78835134
Post pics of your tears, OP.

>>78835134
>this had to go through and editor
>Strange is actually being written like this in his own book and Alonso must have stated this style is what he wants

well duh, who do you think wants Strange to become their next RDJ?

Well, I guess not everybody can be like patrician DC.

>>78835383
>patrician

Go back to /mu/.

>>78835134
RIP

>>78835134
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst. Always crying because Marvels best writer is reinvigorating comics with his top selling stories. I bet you guys are the same idiots crying about the X-men too. Well too bad, his X-men run is highly praised everywhere else like reddit, and will go down as one of the best. Issue 600 took old and boring characters and reinvigorated them into a new progressive age. You guys need to catch up instead of staying stuck in the past.

And there is nothing you can do to stop the Bendis train, lol.

>>78835825
Post more Bendis pasta, I'm hungry.

>>78835904
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to shitpost the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread (excpet for story times so we can see the trash for what it is) ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.

>>78835134
LITERALLY REDDIT

#epicwin
#beardbros

>>78835940


even reddit hates it.

>>78835134
Friendly reminder that /co/ defends this comic.

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>>78835969
And how would you know that anon?

>>78835981
>/co/ is one person
not this shit again

>>78835981
Must have missed those thread

Can't see why since it's all just typicas bendis
>write every character with the same voice
>appearances by various popular characters from other series
>write them OOC too

>>78836069
Nigga, do you even know who you're talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.

Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit >>77869998

Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.

He's the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at Marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.

>>78835134
Why are they talking like fourteen year old girls?

>>78835134
What's even worse is that the "we have matching beards" joke could have actually worked if they didn't use teenage tumblrina phrasing.

>>78836210
Since when is "bro" and "facial hair" tumblr? Are you talking about "awesome"?

>>78835992
Yes, 4chan is literally the only site I visit in the entire Internet.

>>78836248
Since when is "awesome" tumblr? I saw a guy argue that "gross" is tumblr too. Is the entire English language tumblr now?

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>>78836299
don't be a fag anon, it's a joke

>>78836327
>entire
>?
>>>/tumblr/

>>78836339
>joke
gb2 tumbledditaiabaum's world, nigga

>>78836445
>'s
>>>/Fox News/

>inb4 Marvelshills try to make it look like ANAD Marvel isn't drastically failing
If Marvel didn't have Star Wars, they would be losing on all fronts

>>78836248
No. I was talking about "Wow. All of this was totally worth it just for that."

This is a grown-ass man who is, at his youngest, in his mid 30s.

Strange was also paraphrasing Stark's earlier line with the "Awesome facial hair bros" line, so that idiocy is on him, too.

Tony's not even sounding like RDJ here. He sounds like the personification of an adolescent girl's tweets.

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>>78836376

>>78836327
>>78836248
>>>/trash/

At least try to be convincing.

>>78836028
A large portion of /co/ does it, and that's bad enough. Idiot.

>>78836522
What?

>>78835134
>>78835134
I'm just pissed at them for gutting the X-Men in favor of shitty Inhumans

The Maximoff twins are mutants reeeeee

>>78836471
This. If you take out Star Wars' sales then you'll see that they're actually losing to based DC and are at an all time low. Not to mention the drops in sales form issues 1 to 2 for their books is some of the steepest drops the industry has ever scene. Marvel is literally going to be dead by the end of the year at this rate while DC's sales have been steadily increasing. Now with BvS and Suicide Squad coming out, and no one caring about the MCU anymore after how bad Jessica Jones, Ant-man, and Age of Ultron bombed, Marvel is finished and DC will be back on top like they've been for the past 50 years.

>>78836559
>A large portion of /co/ does it
now I know you're shitposting

>>78836028
Nobody said they were one person, retard.

Read before you shitpost.

>>78836600
Hmmm, no, not shitposting. Is this the new thing? Calling out everyone else as a shitposter

>>78836508
N-no! Not linoleum!

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>>78835825
>>78835936
>>78836133
you guys need to have Bendis related images or kitty pride with the pasta or else it loses it's flavor.

I can help you guys out.

>"wow, all of this was totally worth it just for that"

This line is worse than the facial hair bros bit

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>>78835134
I imagine the people who like these comics are the same kind who buy those stupid nerd shirts at bookstores.

Seriously how fucking normie can Marvel get?

The dumb facial hair jokes are really some of the few missteps, overall I think Bendis has been doing a good job with Iron Man.

>>78836688
the entire conversation is fucking awful.

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>>78836627
>I'm not shitposting
>shitposts anyways

Top wew

>>78835134
I don't really see what the problem is? I haven't read this, so perhaps there's more context I'm not seeing, but, it's seems like a joke to me. Strange is telling a joke. He's speaking in a way he wouldn't normally speak, for comic effect. The fact that it's uncharacteristic, is the joke.

Also, question: is he quoting Tony? Because that sounds like something Tony might say, and Strange quoting it back to him as a joke would make more sense than it just coming out of the blue. Just curious.

>>78836780
Please tell me then, expert. Tell me how I am shitposting.

>>78836803
>that sounds like something Tony might say
kill yourself MCUdrone

>>78836826
When you have no argument and just reply with "hurr u shiposting" then you are shitposting.

>>78836571
No one cares, X-Fag.

>>78836878
What are we supposed to be arguing about?

>>78836327
If you're not a teenage girl and you use gross to mean "I don't like this" then you're tumblr.

Is Stark supposed to be gay for Strange?

>>78836907
no

>>78836918
Well Stark is an egomaniac and now Strange is a clone of Stark so yes.

>>78836887
Just because you enjoy Shithuman cock down your throat doesn't mean everybody does.

>>78836943
>>>/anywherebuthere/

Calling it now, Dr Strange will be known as "Dr Meme" after that movie hits and /tv/ has its way with it.

>>78836905
You said "/co/ was one person."You said everyone says this, but they don't mean it like that.

You're shitposting by putting words in other anons' mouths and making a meme out of a made-up bullshit used to incriminate others and disparage their opinions.

>>78837088
Casuals will call him Dr. Sherlock.

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>>78837285
I don't get it, what's everyone's issue with this guy? What'd he do?

>>78836907
But that's what gross means.

Unless you mean we're only allowed to use "gross" as a unit of measurement.

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>>78835134
RIP

>>78837695
He has a funny name and Tumblr wants to fuck him even though he looks kinda like a horse. Other than that, he's a decent guy.

>>78837088
/tv/ and it's meme magic has been growing too strong. By the time Dr. Strange comes out, 30 year old virgins might actually get magic powers.

>>78836471
Marvel has a couple of good books. I enjoy Ms. Marvel and Vision
I enjoyed ANGR and I'm going to be picking Nova back up shortly.
I'm going to gi

>>78836627
I'm pretty sure metaposting is shitposting, anon
See, like I'm doing now!

>>78835134
Sup /co/, I come from /tg/.
As someone who comes around every five months or so, should I grab OP's issue? I really would like to see the banter between the two

>>78840511
No, read something actually good. The current Vision series, if you like Marvel.

>>78840511

It's ridiculously out of character for Strange to the point where I thought panels from these issues were edits.

Bendis just has no fucking clue how to write different character voices. EVERYONE sounds exactly the same in his comics.

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Marvel will not get better anytime soon. Events and #1 relaunches will continue to try and squeeze out every dime they can from their fanbase because Marvel is more concerned with short term profits than long term health of itself and the market. Newer, popular characters will continue to be some variation of young waifu-style girl with some combination of quirky, nerdy, geeky and fangirly personality to appeal to an increasingly emasculated fanbase. The only characters that will buck this trend are those who are changed to appear as they do in the movies in order to try to shamelessly cash in on the much, much more popular medium which has already deserted the comics side in favor of harboring itself fully under Disney's umbrella. Rampant pandering and obvious headline fishing gimmicks like pregnant superheros will continue in order to get pats on the head from random media outlets in hopes of getting additional publicity to get some non-comic reader to maybe pick up an issue or two with little regard to their existing readers who they (rightly) assume will put up with it and continue to buy anyway out of habit. This is the present and future of Marvel.

>>78840511

If you want good comics with funny banter I highly suggest you pick up anything else.

Fraction's Hawkeye is good. NextWAVE is god-tier. Also, anything written by John Rogers (being from /tg/ I'm sure you've read his Dungeons and Dragons series).

Ms.Marvel, ANADA, Scarlet Witch and Vision are what I'm buying from Marvel.

Might add Nova soon.

Desperately hoping Miles book fails.

>>78840649

Is Scarlet Witch good? I like Robinson and want to see him get back on his game since it seems like he hasn't yet found his footing since jumping ship for Marvel.

>>78836671
Not fat enough. Skottie Young was being pretty generous.

>>78840675
Nah. He plays magic a bit too straight, it doesn't feel mystical enough or subtle...
And the first issue's art got messed up in a few pages due to bad coloring and inking and Steve Dillon is scheduled to do #3.

>>78840675
First issue was a bit exposition heavy but I liked it enough. I usually give the first issue a pass to get the character across.

Vision and Scarlet Witch keep referencing each other as well.

>>78840730

That's weird, he's done mystical shit really well over at DC before.

>Steve Dillon is scheduled to do #3.

Oof.

>>78840675
Had way better atmosphere than Strange IMO.

>>78840769
For once Dillon tried with the book. The colourist is the real criminal. Issue two has Marco Rudy and Lotay is doing a later issue.

>>78840769
Not really. Love the man's Starman, but it's cape, it's fantastic cape but it's...cape. And Scarlet Witch is a bit too cape for me. There's a page where she mentions how she sees all the spirits in the city, both good and bad and if you're going to use magic then you should play it all so good guy/bad guy.

>>78840843

Ah, I see. Sounds like I'm going to check it out myself though.

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>>78840741
I feel so bad for Virginia after this page.

>>78840880
Well there's only one issue out so I don't see why you wouldn't try it out yourself. I'd suggest giving it two issues though, the first one is mainly full of badly done exposition where she explains everything to the reader self insert(a useless cop). If the second one's really then maybe there's hope for the series, but if it's as bland as the first then there's no reason to put up with Dillon.

>>78840932
>you will never have coffee with Hekate in a beautiful Greek villa

>>78837075
God, you're a retard.

Darkstar and Jim Hammond are supposed to be in the book too.

>>78835134
The real bad part is that Good books will be canceled while shit like this stays afloat, Xfags are also to blame because they complain about how horrible their books are but they still buy

>>78836803
>Also, question: is he quoting Tony? Because that sounds like something Tony might say, and Strange quoting it back to him as a joke would make more sense than it just coming out of the blue. Just curious.
That's exactly what he's doing.

>>78840769
Different artists for each issue. Del Ray, Rudy, Dillon, Sauvage, Pulido, Wu, Joelle Jones, Lotay, Vision.

>>78841373
is this suppose to be an ongoing at this point ?

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>>78841520
No idea. These are the only artists they introduced so far.

Here's a page from Pulido.

Should have made Madam Masque the nemesis of fem-Hawkeye.

>>78841586
Man this art is good and all, but with all those artists the only thing that comes to mind its that this will be 7 issues or 12 in total, it looks like a stealth mini

Marvel is planning a magic event since magic is fucked in Hercules and Strange too. So it might just get a relaunch.

Rudy on his Twitter wanted to keep doing Wanda so I hope so.

>>78840675
>Steve Dillon art

lol no

>>78841807
They've been talking about forming 'rules' for magic for about 3 years now. Gillen kind of iceskated around the meta of it with his Demiurge storyline, but I guess now they're finally doing it.

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Here's Dillon just to be done with it.

>>78841961
So, wanda has to deal with the Frankpocalypse ?

Emerald Warlock is sending monsters after her.

>>78835134
Strange has been written like shit the last couple of years anyway.

>>78835969
oh shit. If reddit hates it, we have to like it

>>78836907
>teenage girls
>not tumblr
What strawman hast thou built from delusions?

>>78835134
Why is the op angry? I do not see anything wrong with that page.

>>78842171
>juvenile humor
>not a problem

>>78842297
>juvenile humor
>in a book aimed at juveniles
I continue to not see the problem. It's hardly fart joke tier.

I agreed, until I actually READ THE FUCKING SERIES. Doctor Strange is quoting something Tony Stark said back at him. Tony Stark is being written as the juvenile prick, and /co/ still doesn't read comics. The world is all well.

>>78842362
Juvenile humor is one thing.
Forcing an adult character to speak like he's a young girl is worse. It's not quite the same ballpark as a fart joke, but it's just as painful to see.

>>78842171
Yes you do. Bait harder.

>>78835253

This pls OP

>>78835936

>Bendisspeak

Literally what is this even

>>78843711
What is it?

>>78843801
What, this?

>>78843801

Bendis speak? Bendis speak is when characters keep talking in questions in long unnecessary dialogues that Brian Michael Bends uses in all of his works, right?

>>78840552
That's not magic, it's robots.
What's good that's magic related?

>>78835134
As long as he stays away from Wanda, I do not care.
Godspeed you chubby nerd.

>>78843421
No I don't you inbred whoreson. Is someone gonna say outright what's wrong with OP's pic or is it safe to assume he's full of shit?

>>78845502
Read the thread. Several people have said outright exactly what was wrong with it.

>>78845541
You want me to read through shitposts just find out what OP should have said in the fucking OP. I'm not a glutton for stupid fuckery and this thread is full of dicks.

>>78845679
Also there's nothing wrong the page. Bunch of pedantic asses.

>>78845679
Reading a goddamned thread before running your mouth and pretending there's no content is exactly what I want you to do. If anybody's doing any shitposting it's you.

>>78837285
Yellow Diamond?

MCU > Marvel Comics T B H

>>78836584
I don't really like Marvel, but if you think they are gonna be dead in ahead then you are a very silly person