Why are you typing like this?
Do you have water on the brain?
I love the way Superman just swatted the Batmobile away.
I've a lot of mixed things to say about Man of Steel but one thing I genuinely loved is how the Kryptonians' powers were portrayed. It's the best live action depiction of superpowers, even the basic Superman-set, I've ever seen.
It's weighty and destructive without being overdrawn, like you can tell Clark is a guy who can just smash and cut through anything with minimal effort every time he unleashes his super strength.
Looks like shit. Clark Cunt just standing there, and batmobile is like wham, banging right into gas station, and then that line... it's almost like marvel quips. I dindu ask for this. Dindu want this.
I don't think he was trying to run him down, I think he was caught off guard by Superman suddenly appearing.
I think Batman would probably know trying to run over the guy that benchpresses jets wasn't gonna do shit.
I thought he was going to say that with the armor.
Bats looking kinda goofy in the last trailer/spot or am I going crazy?
>Huh, that Bat Chap seems to be awful suspicious at me, better land down his way and try to talk him down
>OH SHIT DOESN'T HE KNOW HOW TO USE THE BRAKES
>Oh, um let me help you up there
>Uh... do I what?
>I'm gonna leave now......
We're laughing AT YOU, Zack, not with you
Look at all the shitposts for a 30sec trailer. This movie can't come soon enough. Going to be a great day watching this in the theatre before checking in here for all the tryhard trolls.
>mfw Superman looking at batman on the end
Man, they are doing a good job at showing how much of a fucking idiot bats is, i am proud
>calls others shitposters
>is shitposting himself
Eye make up still looks as stupid as ever. It wasn't good in 89, and it isn't good nearly three decades later.
To be honest family, I'm looking forward to the movies, and I think MoE was better than 75% of the MCU movies.
>30 seconds of BVS is more than enought to trigger /co/
Also i like how they're making Supes seem like an unstoppable god
>that squeaky tire noise after it hits Supes
Lets be honest here. We all knew this would be shit when they went with a story that heavily requires history and build up to pull off for their 2nd flick solely to fix the mess and mistakes of their last flick.
Like Singer and DoFP but without quality actors.
At the very least it will be fun watching fanboys cry and moan. I like that.
Fucking christ lol
It looks so good in photos and on a manikin tho.
>Based Black Panther
call the trailer
prep time intensifies
kick my car like that
>Batmobile hits Supes
>Barely phases him
>Batman trying to act all tough
>Superman giving a look like "Really? Are you serious, motherfucker?"
Holy shit that was hilarious. Superman literally gives no fucks.
Superman is god
Batman is man
So, Superman in the movie is supposed to on such a high power level that he's holding back during his fight with Batman, if that line from the one trailer is any indicator.
But Doomsday is gonna be the big bad, and he's gonna be strong enough to take on Superman and Wonder Woman at full power. So what's Batman gonna do during the Doomsday fight? Just stand there and brood? Suddenly be able to damage a super mutated Kryptonian because plot?
Powersuit duel with Lex Luthor?
It also did worse than Superman and Superman II, and on the budget it had would have been considered a flop if it made any other Superman gross to date, including Returns.
At this budget level, five out of eight Batman movies would be considered to have underperformed. Three of them released in the blockbuster era - Returns, Batman and Robin, and Begins - would have been said to have performed so badly they would have killed the franchise for a decade. Which one of them actually did, albeit at a lower budget than BvS is said to have.
You know how Sony was forced to accept that Spider-Man wasn't profitable if they spent $300m on a movie that needed an $80m marketing campaign and barely made $700m back? It's like that.
This thing needs to break a billion just to be considered a success. If it ends on $800m the sequels will be fewer and further between until the studio is sure of what went wrong, and god help Affleck if they think it was his interference, or if they just plain think Flash tests better with audiences.
The designs and production values look good, but am I the only one that thought the whole thing was kinda' involuntarily funny, especially Batman talking shit after Superman already flew away.
Made him out to be a total pussy.
Marveldrones who are shitting all over this teaser need to go and watch the trailer for Civil War, fast foward to the ending where there's the big airport fight.
I mean, come on. that scene looks cheeses as fuck, it's like they called Michael Bay to help with the stage setting.
Do you really want to known?
Batman uses a Kryptonite laser to power down Superman so they can fight. He later uses it to deliver the killing blow on Doomsday.
Also, Doomsday is not the final boss.
>Also, Doomsday is not the final boss.
This is going to be Spiderman 3 level
I love how Supes doesn't even move he just stands there don't giving a fuck anymore.
>Powersuit duel with Lex Luthor?
>it is literally impossible to have a secondary threat because other inept studios couldn't do it
This is how stupid you sound. It's like your only knowledge of cinema is the last 15 years of purely capeshit.
>LexDrones are part of the Lego set.
>Even Snyder confirmed Doomsday is not the final battle.
>Devin Faraci (who read the script) said there's a very cliched element in the wake of AGE OF ULTRON.
>LexOS is being built up through the fake interviews and viral stuff as something BIG that'll be launched within the movie's fictional timeframe.
>You actually see Lex inside a Kryptonian ship with a robot near him in the end.
I heard the TPB collection has no borders so that dialog bubbles get cut off near the spine.
"cool" as from the perspective of the people looking forward to this film.
"Dude, Batman totally crashes his batmobile into superman and superman is all like "bitch please" and batman be all like "what" and then teh batmobile rolls into a gas station and explodes and then batman is like "do you bleed!" and then superman is like "pff" and just flies off just like when I do when my dumb bitch mom tells me to clean my room" cool.
Not actual cool.
This is the thing I don't get.
We have three options:
Batman has been observing and knows Superman can kill him but won't. So why does he fight him if he knows Supes is good.
Batman doesn't know Supes is good. So why would he stand up against such a powerful 'villain'?
Batman knows the script
It won't be Lex in a suit, it will be military drones made by LexCorp
They made that pretty clear in the Lex interviews, he's making a "product" to protect people from external threats and they go on detail about how LexCorp has contracts with the government and invests in defense tecnology
>Batman rolls up, and instead of stopping just inches from him and getting out and staring him down, he decides to try and crash into him. This in spite of the fact that he knows Superman is the man of steel and mostly invulnerable.
>He then emerges from the wreckage, and tries to threaten superman with a completely uncharacteristic "90s Xtreme 'Living-on-the-Edge!' Edgelord" cringe-line about making superman bleed.
>Terrible toys-r-us voice-changer effect, and ridiculous robo-helm with flashlight eyes.
>Look at that superboy. They might as well have cast Tobey Maguire.
DC musta been all like "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP DESU SENPAI"
>BvS is so bad that it kills comic book movies
I'm actually pretty sure that after bvs you will see articles calling for the end of capeshit.
But Civil War will be so good it will stop the idea of "the end of capeshit" from taking hold.
>end of BVS is a fucking drone army "smash em"
fans will rip this apart comparing it to Avengers
>all of this samefagging
You people are dedicated to your companies, wew.
>/co/ is so desperate to hate this movie that they want it to be the worst movie of all time
>all reports are that it's really good
I guess when you've been dedicated to shitposting about MoS for 2 and a half years you've got to just go all the way.
And that's why it's funny. It's silly, but played completely straight.
That's why DC movies are so memed on /tv/, the meme factor is directly proportional to how serious it takes itself.
>see, they point out that the justice league is gonna be started in the movie
What's the v implied to stand for, smart guy?
>inb4 they said it doesn't mean versus
Doesn't matter what they say. They're marketing it like it does stand for versus.
>co still doesn't get the line
For how much you retards hate on it this is going right over your head. It's addressing everyone's complaints that Supes didn't sustain damage in MoS. Batman is quite literally asking can you be hurt, and then stating he will hurt him.
They're literally portraying him as that very image though, it's like a reverse Dark Knight Returns
>Alfred telling Bruce he's retarded for pursuing any of this
>Superman straight up just disgusted with him
>Batman goes from being a loner to working with an actual team
It can't possibly look worse than eye makeup. Yeah, that's what Batman should do. Apply his mascara before he goes out on patrol.
I'm gonna unmask because I found a kid worth taking as my ward. Hold up, I have to wipe off this make up or else I'll look like a tool.
These "reports" come from WB executives themselves, people who need this movie to be succesful. You'll find the same reports for all other tentpole movies, with varying degrees of authenticity.
However, I do believe the reports Wonder Woman will be a standout. She looks cool. I only hope Gadot is more charismatic, she was quite stiff in the FAST AND FURIOUS movies.
>AKA the guys who also loved TDKR
You mean most of the world?
The Dark Knight Rises was crowned by Forbes as the best modern comic book superhero adaption on screen, outranking both its main summer blockbuster competitor, Marvel's The Avengers, and the trilogy's previous installment The Dark Knight.
The Telegraph granted the film a maximum score of five stars, stating that it is "a superhero film without a superhero," comparing it with The Godfather Part II and praising Hardy's performance as well as the film's intricate plot and narrative.
The Los Angeles Times thought the film was "potent, persuasive and hypnotic" and that it was "more than an exceptional superhero movie, it is masterful filmmaking by any standard."
The Playlists Todd Gilchrist wrote "A cinematic, cultural and personal triumph, The Dark Knight Rises is emotionally inspiring, aesthetically significant and critically important for America itself – as a mirror of both sober reflection and resilient hope."
The Dark Knight Rises #50 on IMDB top 250 chart
The American Film Institute ten-best films of 2012 list.
Southeastern Film Critics Association best films of 2012
TIME magazine best films of 2012
Rolling Stone best films of 2012
Los Angeles Times best films of 2012
91/100 Critics' Choice
88% RT, 8.0 average rating (8.0 Top Critics)
78/100 Metacritic, 10 perfect scores as opposed to 66% Metacritic and no perfect scores for Avengers.
Jesus you're an even bigger retard than the other guy implied. It's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. First part is Batman v Superman where the two fight it out. Second part is Dawn of Justice where they team up with Wondy for the greater good. Do try and follow along.
The entire movie has been laid out.
>Bruce Wayne on Metropolis during Zod's invasion.
>Superman saving people around the world and causing suspicion.
>Clark, Bruce, Lois and Lex meeting at that party.
>Superman causing an international incident in a Middle Eastern country and being called to testify.
>Luthor bombing the hearing and framing Superman.
>Batman gets pissed and steals Kryptonite from LexCorp.
>Superman pursues him, unaware of what he has stolen, leading to the Batmobile crash.
>Meanwhile Luthor creates Doomsday and kidnaps Martha Kent to force Superman to fight Batman.
>Superman and Batman fight, ends in standstill.
>They join forces to save Martha.
>Lex unleashes Doomsday.
>Wonder Woman intervenes.
>Lex unleashes drones.
>Drones are destroyed.
>Lex loses his hair in Kryptonite-related accident and goes to prison.
>Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman form the Justice League.
>Maybe an after-credits scene teasing Darkseid.
Critics are a fucking joke.
MoS had the best fights in all of capeshit and Dark Knight had the best plot.
This is undebatable fact.
>In b4 you cite Shakeycamsolider as good fights
They are Bourne 1 tier. Russos should have watched the sequels.
He appears to be a pretty cool guy
>MoS had the best fights in all of capeshit
Basically, Superman will punch the batmobile, then Batman will come out, they'll trade a few barbs.
>Yo, Batman, don't start shit in my territory.
>You started shit in your own territory, man. Alien shit.
>Whatever, bro, I'm outta here.
>Yo, do you bleed? You will.
WB is trying to catch up to Marvel, and Darkseid is their equivalent to Thanos.
Plus the "Justice League" movies Snyder will be directing are a Darkseid two-parter. Afterwards, I guess they can do stuff like the Secret Society and the Crime Syndicate.
Darkseid is fucking entry level you plebs there is no catch up going on. Hell the JL movies are 2 fucking years apart. He's the easiest way to introduce casuals to the Multiverse so they can do Multiversal threats.
Doing Darkseid is just a bad idea at this point. Most people are going to think he's a Thanos ripoff despite being an older character. I'd much rather see the Crime Syndicate or the pale martians from Morrison's JLA.
>Darkseid is their equivalent to Thanos.
>Most people are going to think he's a Thanos ripoff
>they're both big guys(for you), that means they're similar
Jesus you fucking casuals are sad. They have absolutely nothing in common. Darkseid isn't even an endgame thread, Anti-Monitor is.
There is a reason Iron Man 3 stomped mos ass in technical awards that year.
They've already revealed it in the toy lines. They are called the DC Multiverse toys. You're a dumbass if you don't think they are. The Multiverse is DCs bread and butter. You are as bad as the retards that didn't think Flash would have time travel.
>20 characters you know well fighting against each other for good and developed reasons
>shitty new batman vs shitty slightly new superman cuz he blew up a building by accident
Oh yes, and they can't change things prior to release, like say, add a digital filter removing 30% of the color saturation. Because companies NEVER alter the film after releasing trailers.
It's not only about Bucky. We've known this for a while. Bucky is just what drives Captain America to go rogue. Not only because they're friends, but because Bucky is the key to stopping Baron Zemo.
>Tony feels guilts for his huge destructive failures and wants to work for the government and bring order
>Cap distrusts the government after the hydra takeover and doesn't agree with them going after his friend when he wasn't responsible for his crimes
>Batman wants to kill Superman because he accidentally blew up his building trying to save the world
>Superman is just swatting a pest
Uhhhhhh......seriously man does your mom know you are posting here?
No, it's not. MoS was a great fucking movie, stop lying to yourself. No need to be so insecure over 30 seconds of footage that was just released. No Marvel action scenes have or will look as good as the action scenes in MoS.
Prove me wrong
>protip: you cant
>we need every MCU character minus Thor and Hulk to fight each other because Cap's long lost boyfriend is being pursued for assassinating a bunch of people over decades
>the guy I've teamed up with to save the world is now suddenly on the side of the bad guys
>oh yeah let's throw in Spider-Man and Black Panther for no reason too, they definitely care about Bucky
Because of a long history of supplying the U.S military with heavy arms.
People like Tony never see the inside of a jail cell. If he didn't join the government things might be different.
A) Bucky was mindcontrolled into killing T'challas dad before Winter Soldier
B) Hydra frames Bucky for bombing a senate meeting which injures/kills T'challas dad in order to goad his capture so they can cut loose ends
its probably B
As a DC fan I'm honestly mad how this is all turning out.
Civil War looks like a film with deep, complex storytelling.
BvS looks like a kids flick trying to be an adult.
Fuck this gay earth.
>Civil War looks like a film with deep, complex storytelling.
I'd really like to know what your knowledge of film is like if you think your average capeshit is going to have deep, complex storytelling.
>I'd really like to know what your knowledge of film is like
This is my favorite film.
As a Marvel fan I'm fucking loving this.
BvS look like it'll actually have good action, unlike Marvel films. The reason for them fighting was actually thought out, the destruction wasn't there for nothing as I previously thought. This looks amazing.
Civil War looks like trash. I read the comics, and they had such big battles with dozens of heroes, but the trailer looks like itll be a small little battle with shitty action.
Civil War looks like a kids flick trying to be an adult, but they keep including quips in every fucking scene.
Fuck, I can't believe I agree with a DC film.. I think turning 13 actually made me more mature!
>>>DC's marketing team manages the movie shit
Do you mean makes?If so then they still suck for making it obvious from the trailer.
I want to be hyped for this but they make it bloody hard.
I like both DC and Marvel, but Im honestly more excited for this than Civil War. Im interested to see how they do Clark/Bruces friendship. Hopefully the character relations are better than Stark and Rogers for example.
The reason for them fighting is directly related to the events of the last movie, even showing the scene from a different perspective to help you understand Batman's state of mind and point of view for distrusting Superman.
That's great and all.
The reason for them fighting in Civil War is the culmination of two character's separate arcs over five movies, from Captain's loss of faith in the government to Stark's sense of guilt and faith in order.
But hey, that's great and all.
>Stark's sense of guilt
He doesn't seem to feel guilty about anything in this movie. His actions seem like the next logical step in his villainous character he's established over 5 movies, but they don't want you to hate him, which is why they've retconned him being friends with Cap so you might feel sympathetic for him and not hate him.
>That's great and all.
>But hey, that's great and all.
What's with the condescension? You don't need 5 movies to create a compelling conflict between two people. Broaden your film watching beyond just capeshit.
The fact is we're told Tony and Steve are good friends, but its barely shown. They have an understanding since theyve shared battlefields, and yeah the party scene in AoU might of helped, but nearly everything else is them at odds with one another. So I really hope the DCEU develops a better friendship between their 2 leads after the big fight
>editing out Superman talking
Welcome to the DC Extended Batman Universe, everyone!
Nevermind that it made the scene look as awkward and corny as possible. The marketing team behind the last trailer still has jobs, huh? Good for them!
I'm gonna be honest. The more I see of this film, the less I'm interested. I was crazy excited when it was first announced, but now I don't really care as much. Not really entirely sure why, but my hype is dying.
I have hopes for Suicide Squad, though.
Yeah, I'm convinced now that the firs trailers were slickly designed to make this movie seem cool, and it's actually laughable. I mean, is that really how the Bamobile gets busted in the scenes we're seen where he gets up out of it? He tries o run Superman over and comically skids out? And the "Do you bleed?" thing seems more like pathetic tough talk than ever. I guess Snyder really is as much of a Superfag as people say, because Batman's starting to look more and more like and ineffectual, insecure jackass here. I suppose it's a nice change of pace from Miller's blatant Batwank in TDKR, but wank is wank either way, and it still seems kind of stupid when a writer makes a popular character they don't quite get seem stupid in their story. Pic related
>Tell ms do you bleed
Well no you see bat the power of the yellow son makes me indestructible so any weapon is useless to me. Oh Lois called I gotta go.
>people think this movie is going to be good
My hype was completely lost after the last trailer and this tv spot isn't helping it.
>Thinking trailers are a good indicator of a film
They can make a movie look great, or complete shit. It happens all the time. But yeah, luthor and doomsday stuff did kind of kill the hype
It's like it's intentionally trying to have worse antagonists than the Marvel movies.
Doomsday's getting thrown in way too damned early.
Don't even get me started on Eisenberg.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's playing Luthor, or that they're using him to set up a "twist" that his dad's secretly alive and is the real Lex Luthor.
>Batman sees Superman
>"Aw yeah time to get that faggot"
>Attempts to smash into him with batmobile
>Supes literally just shrugs it off and totals it
>Bats climbs out.
>"T-tell me, do you bleed?"
>Supes just say s 'fuck this shit' and flies away.
>chris terrio will totally save the script you guys
i'm blown away anyone is defending this
Elseworld where only Thomas Wayne was murdered and Bruce Wayne's mom was kept safe in an apartament living under an alias as a civilian. But she got elder and kept badgering his son risking his alias as The Batman!
Look guys, Doomsday isnt exactly the most well developed character. Hes more of a tool if anything. Id rather they devote a MoS sequel to Metallo or Parasite
Because Doomsday is expendable and capable of taking on the trinity by himself
>yfw batautist keeps trying to look cool in front of you
What are you so pissy about? This is a movie by the guy who thought a man sacrificing himself to make sure his son could learn the value of being a selfish asshole was a good idea.
I'm convinced they'll do something exactly that stupid just to ensure hype for the third movie.
Does the villain have to die?
If so, can't a worth-a-fuck villain have a meaningful death? This is the DC universe. WB owns all of it. There's a metric shit-ton of villains to use, and that's if they don't want to make some up (literally nothing wrong with some originality).
How about you read the fucking viral articles they've written for Lex. It's just so that he can feel like he's not living in his father's shadow by inheriting his company. It's called character development.
You're acting like I want Lex's dad to be the real Lex. Just because I can predict the kind of bullshit they'd pull doesn't mean I'm behind it.
If you want my honest opinion, I don't want these idiots touching the character at all.
>The writing in this movie already sounds way more competent than anything Goyer has ever produced.
Every line of dialog from Lex is terrible. "you know the oldest lie in America!", "If man wont kill god, the devil will!"
Then you have gems like "do you bleed?"
Then for some reason someone thought Batman trying to run over Superman was quality writing.
BvS honestly looks worse than MoS. An amazing accomplishment desu senpai.
It would be extremely painful
We've seen this kind of character development before with Iron Man, and Tony Stark was not the son of Tony Stark Sr.
The name change serves literally no purpose other than an easy, lazy way to make up for if Eisenberg gets a bad reception.
>Then for some reason someone thought Batman trying to run over Superman was quality writing.
Man, we have no idea at the context of the scene, what the fuck are you trying to say ?
Nice comeback. You sure got me.
All you've been doing is spout ad hominems.
It's a call. I'm making it. It's not nearly as farfetched a call as you think. Never underestimate the sheer tenacity behind bad writing.
>Every line of dialog from Lex is terrible
Please elaborate. Just calling something terrible doesn't make it so. You fags who complain about every little piece of minutiae that is released about this movie have yet to go into detail about why any of it is bad.
Yes. It's just people who are looking at this faggot under a microscope who hate him.
You can't just take a quick look at his faggot face and hear his faggot voice and dislike both.
You idiots fucking floor me. If this is the WBDC fanbase, I'm glad I'm not a part of it.
What the hell are they doing with Batman's voice? Sure, he should have a commanding tone to it, but what's with all the "trying to sound tough by trying to sound like faulty motorcycle muffler"? Should I go into the movie expecting to hear Batman voiced by ED209 from Robocop, with the lion growls and engine revving?
Minecraft, the MCU, that upcoming Lego Batman film are for kids.
This is for thirty-something men that somehow think the 80's are the apex of superhero comics.
At most it will attract edgy teenagers who want to spend their night yealling and swearing at the screen.
>That small smile
YES THEY ARE DOING IT THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW THAT BATMAN CAN BE AN IDIOT
The dialogue isn't horrible, no. Some lines are even what Lex would say.
The delivery is bad. Eisenberg has zero charisma, as has been proven in Now You See Me, where he was supposed to play a guy who actually had charisma (he failed). Now he's playing virtually the same character due to his lack of range, and again he's falling on his face.
>Superfags hate it because "not muh hopeful lighthearted Supes"
>Batfags hate it because Bruce is a retarded autists and not Batgod
>Wonderfags hate it because skeletons
This movie never had a chance.
EVERY line is something Lex would say. It's why it's such a shame Eisenberg's autismo delivery is going to ruin it.
Even the "BOYS" meme line would be good if a competent actor was saying it.
Be a fanboy, man, but don't actively lie to yourself.
>don't believe everything you hear, son
>Turn around the corner on your way home and run into this
>Damien kills Dick
>Batman is really pissed at Damien
>eventually Batman forgives Damien and we get a nice moment
>Batman still clearly hasn't forgiven Damien in Injustice Story Mode
So what do you think's gonna happen before Year 5 ends? I'm expecting once Damien grows faggot hair and dresses up like Nightwing he says something to make Batman feel he did it on purpose or some shit.
They could probably find a way to eliminate it if they tried. After all, they did manage to make a traditional cowl that allows you to turn your head.
But really, I think it's like a tradition at this point. Or something of an inside joke, depending on how you look at it.
I showed the trailer to my co-worker, she's looking forward to the Deadpool movie & BvS. She grinned ear to ear when she saw Lex Eisenberg, & said "He's going to be great."
Why /co/ thinks there is this feud between Distributors and brand loyalists, I'll never know.