Deep Down You Know You Weren't Built for Fighting Edition
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Okay you guys suffered enough. Here's one of Lapis going ape shit.
Random Note: If the Anon who drew this for me last night is still here, thank you so fucking much
>INB4 we get booted back to /trash/ because false flaggers can't stand people enjoying things
>assholes spamming SU threads in an attempt to make the mods mad
That took longer to happen than I though it would.
Is it really so offensive that people enjoy things? I fucking hate shit like Kill La Kill, but I don't go to their threads solely to fans how much they suck. I just sneer at them in disgust like a normal person.
Yeah, that was the request. I'm so fucking happy with it.
Anon in the last thread requested this.
I'm taking a nap, but I'll do more requests later. We'll probably have a new thread by then, so have fun!
Remember when "falseflag" wasn't such a buzzword?
I think people arent appreciating enough on how far we've come with Peridot.
The thought of her becoming part of the CGs was laughable at best. Just wanting to see her smile was enough to send people over and now look at where we are.
We should thank out Jew creator Rebecca Sheklstein for allowing this to happen.
Thank you, hope you're having a great day too.
I'm going to enjoy this hiatus. New Pearls for new headcanon interactions
They wouldn't be very competent rebels if they didn't know where their enemy's main base was.
Anyway making a LOT of assumptions. For one, who's to say that this style of base exists only for the diamonds and only one per diamond? I would assume that each Diamond would have one base of operation on Homeworld and each star system with major Gem colonies would have a base. Which were sometimes used by Diamonds and other times by their elite subordinates. Or perhaps one was built on the moon for a temporary headquarters explicitly to coordinate the war effort.
It was clearly designed for use by diamonds (and probably by a particular diamond), but that's about all it tells us.
have you forgot about me?
yeah, its a fake leak imitating the real Lo Quality one
this in indisputable fact
Do you think indomitable thirst is a standard trait of Pearls?
Even though our Pearl is a renegade who fights for the right of all sentient beings to be free, she was still slavishly loyal to Rose. One must wonder if that's just how Pearl psychology works, like if they imprint on someone.
Anyone else disappointed by the lack of a new episode tonight?
Quick, Drawfags, what would YOUR Pearl look like?!
Ghost is on tonight. same time even.
This with the CGs when?
Thank you for leaking this tantalizing information. Now we know that at some point in the future Peridot is uncertain about something. And that SU storyboarders completely forgot how to frame shots.
Not the action I just mean "false flag", as a thing, has definitely risen in use.
Requesting this with Steven on his shield hitting YD
>all the gems jump out of the way
>Steven gets knocked over and left behind
What a bunch of dicks. Lazuli was right.
If you are the people treating Osomatsu-san threads like a general, you need to fucking stop. /a/ hates /co/ enough as it is.
What should the Garnet + Peridot fusion be named?
I really don't like Jade because it's too short, and too well-known as a mineral to not be used for a single Gem.
only cause he donked himself into the wall. He was going way faster than he needed to and obviously thought they were going much farther than just outside the earth's atmosphere. I'd say Lion could jump as far as homeworld if it really wanted.
>Karasteven at the bottom
Put him between Jyushisteven and Ichisteven and then that order will be okay.
Opal makes me uncomfortable. Her existence is a symbol of Amethyst and Pearl's relationship being stable and amicable. But they're adorable when they get along, which makes me want to imagine them in a romantic context.
Opal is turning me into a filthy shipper. Goddammit.
So just intime for the hiatus, which ends then
Don't know if anyone has done this yet, but I'm pretty sure the map for all the gem structures are weird alien/paranormal sites.
Anyone have a list of them? Best I can figure out is Tunguska Event for Russia, Area 51 for Southwestern US, and maybe the Bermuda Triangle.
ikr? and then he saved them all for the third time that day
Do you think there's a pattern to the colors of Gems under the same diamond?
Btw does someone has any news about the guy who beat up a dogfight participent? Is he out? can he watch SU?
Yes, he could watch it, he had to pay a 3.5k fine and community service + anger management courses.
>My two post are in there
Go visit /mlp/, that place is a shithole. You might not believe me, but pony threads were actually good once upon a time.
The more you do something ironically, the more people start doing it for real; the more autism you let slide, the more people think it's acceptable.
I thought it'd be like that... I was wrong.
cutest peri found. we can stop looking
Confirmed for Tunguska. Which is odd, because that happened in 1908.
The actual Tunguska blast could not have done that, btw, and that crater is so huge it would have taken a scoop out of the upper mantle.
Why not Emerald then? We already got Ruby and Sapphire. Just need one more to complete the triad.
holy fuck I was waiting for this for so fucking long
thank you for making it
>"I would do anything Yellow Diamond tells me to do, even if I don't agree with it"
>"Your plan is stupid"
>"Fuck you now I'm a crystal gem nigga"
Despite being defective, do you think Pearl would be pink if she were intended to serve under Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond?
I think CG Pearl was intended to be a servant for White Diamond.
I am so pulling for dick ass Lapis. It's kind of the only direction for her character that makes sense.
No. Because the instant I do, something bad and stupid will happen. I hate myself enough already without fantasizing about fictional characters being romantically involved.
The African one does not appear to be anything in particular.
Picture literally explains itself
Either this one or the one in >>78833138.
There was really absolutely no depth to her redemption, instead it was some anime misunderstanding bullshit. i was distracted by peridemption and yd so i didnt care at the time but it's really jarring in retrospect, they still need a few more episodes with her.
Well, time at first. It'll take some time before Yellow realizes the Cluster isn't just behind on forming, it was stopped.
And then, I'm betting White Diamond or whatever Pyramid Gem was will come into play and give Earth and the CGs some counterplay to Yellow trying to go full "FUCK EARTH"
Peridot was operating under the notion that Diamonds were objective and above having their emotions effect their decisions. Having the Diamond not only ignore her plans that would work best for everyone, but have herself be influenced by anger and revenge to destroy the Earth, she found out Diamonds are just as shitty as everyone else, if not worse.
Furthermore, White Diamond has a brow gem, as does our Pearl.
The other pearls have their gems in the same location as their diamonds of affiliation.
If Rose is pink diamond and Pearl was hers, she would have a belly gem.
Oh shit weren't Blue and Yellow Pearl had perfectly circular Pearls? While Pearl has an oval shaped one.
>Peridot: Who did you belong to
>Pear: No one!
Holy shit, defective pearl was correct. She was and outcast from the very start. Destined for the trash
no doubt this 1 milli-second of korean animation is gonna get a lot of use.
>Peridot: "But not them. They are absolutely perfect, flawless beings!"
HA! Not in this show, Green Jeanne.
that hair doesnt work in the real world anon. Its a realistic take on it.
pearls hair is pink, the pink diamond symbol was broken (I think)....
Im really starting to think the diamonds embody different traits, and with four of them there is balance
and then pink diamond was broken, war, bla bla bla
Idk im not good at these theories someone run with it
I want to bully Blue Pearl, and be bullied by Yellow Pearl.
1. There are HUNDREDS of Pearls. There's nothing saying ours has to be a diamonds
2. Despite her skin being white, everything else about her is pink. her hair is canonically pink, her spacesuit had a pink diamond, and her pearl is shaded pink when they're in natural light.
In fact, her skin is actually a tiny bit pink. Not very noticably, but most shots of her puts her skin in red values and just off of white.
Yeah, but until we get a mention of PD or at least a full picture of her design, it's hard make theories on a character whose legs are the only thing revealed.
Rose has always been presented to us as an engima, since Steven grew up without his mother's presence yet she still has such a strong impact on her followers she left behind. To introduce ANOTHER mystery character relating to Rose when we know so little about Rose in the first place seems like bad writing.
Maybe that's what the mural is depicting? the death or end of Pink Diamond.
I can think, beyond earth being full of organic life, something might've happened there to get rid of (or corrupt) Pink Diamond. Which I guess could explain why Blue and Yellow want to put a lid on that thing. Blue wanted to end the rebellion, Yellow wants to destroy the planet all together.
Well, she can still morph into a pink almond, besides, amethyst is a quartz too, so, we can assume that she is not pink diamond, well, what the fuck happened to her then?
maybe pink almond was a gentle soul that cared for other gems & life, just like rose & was destroyed because of this, thus, inspiring rose to fight for equality & protecting the earth
>uses mercator projection for some reason
>same layout disposition as humans have in their maps
>doesn't show Antartica (thought you can argue it doesn't exist in this universe)
I guess they might've found human maps at some point???
That is the spot where Homeworld said, "Fuck this planet in particular" and hit it with the boom that shattered some gems and corrupted others. Only Rose's shield kept Rose, Pearl, and Garnet alive.
They had the teams resident smartguy explain the science at the end.
Strangely the only two bits I remember were the episode with the shrink ray that decreased Planks Constant and Bucketworths explanation of Gamma Rays.
i feel bad for you, anon. tons of cosplayers have done actual triangle hair and actually make their cosplays, not draw it on. ill post some cute peris
>tfw we will never get another glorious foot shot up close
but with a Pearl in her cleavage
Actually, I'm fairly sure it's pointing to the Tibesti mountains in Chad. I think it's supposed to be Emi Koussi, the huge volcanic mountain in the middle. According to the wiki the volcanic crator is 12km by 15km.
pic related isnt my favorite peri, but still pretty good
Alright faggots, while I was looking up why real life alexandrite is so expensive, I found an interesting titbit of info and made a correlation. Thoughts?
>Hey, Pearl, what's that island near the bottom?
>Whatever it was, it doesn't like Gems. Everything there tried to kill us when we tried to colonize, and no humans live there today because we told them about how dangerous it is.
The fact Peridot was willing to at least try to fuse with Garnet says a lot.
I wonder if the next time they try this, Garnet will unfuse for a bit so Ruby and Sapphire can explain it in more detail.
That's adorable. Not even being sarcastic or patronizing here.
We can both agree that there needs to be more Pearls, yes?
this is the price we pay for celeberity VAs
it's the same reason the snake voiced by lucy liu barely gets any episodes in the KFP cartoon
You just have to Hopal for Opal, man
Listening to Aimee's music helps fill the void, a little bit
If I recall correctly it made Bucketworth have conniptions. And then the squirrels (It made sense at the time.) who stole the thing, did a stupid and started to shrink the universe.
Also there was an episode where Professor Evil Brainhead and his mother (Who was a literal Guinea Pig.) created Nothing and had a panic when they realized that total annihilation of everything everywhere would include them.
>Amethyst and Pearl yammer on all the time
>Opal barely speaks ever
Irony, or logical result of combined traits?
This got me thinking
Does an Alexandrite (or an Opal or Sardonyx etc)exist in the Steven Universe AS IS? As in there was no fusion of other gems prior to the creation and it is it's own gem? If not, then there needs to be an explanation as to why there were several garnets fusing with Amethysts/Jaspers to create so many Alexandrites.
Steven confirms that we'll see 8 Pearls before the end.
>How would Connie react to all these Stevens?
They will destroy every Love Hotel in town.
Alexandrite is a fusion you dip. Fusions aren't made, if they were it would be like the forced fusion experiments and be all stupid looking. Homeworld was against different gem fusions anyway
I want to see Mayor Dewey react to the two new pearls we say this bomb.
Quartz bitches can't resist the murdercock. Rose couldn't, Amy gets wet if she around him for too long, and who's to say Jasper wouldn't wanna piece of Greg "murdercock" Universe?
They probably just can't decide what to speak about.
Pearl's technojabber and history lessons and Amy's asperger's cancel out.
The one closest to the car wash, so I can be buds with Greg.
Someone needs to make a parody of this
I want a cd that comes in a nice box
There's like some shitty funko or whatever those weird vinyl toys are called and a few t-shirts which apparently aren't great quality
Amy and Pearl have opposite personalities. Speaking for too long would probably cause her inner personalities to clash and defuse. Sugilite expands on Amy's rash nature, while Sardonyx focuses on Pearl's pompousness
No, fuck you that makes sense.
Stop corrupting me, damn you.
>Does an Alexandrite (or an Opal or Sardonyx etc)exist in the Steven Universe AS IS?
This is among the biggest questions I hope they answer soon. Because correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't fusion just like any other gem? I mean, they are still gems. What if there are natural occuring Opals, and you can split them into Amy's and Pearls?
>Maybe when Peridot reaches earth, she'll see how nice all the people are and won't want to hurt anyone.
>End of SU
>The CGs keep Earth free fro Homeworld
>Gems fleeing opressive HW flock to solar system
>Mayor Dewey becomes Senator Dewey, spearheads legislation allowing re-settlement of refugee Pearls along the Eastern Seaboard
>By the end there's an entire division of the CGs called the Pearl Squad
>Eventually they get reconsolidated with the rest of the Gems after realizing that there is no reason for them to be segregated
>I didn't know I wanted this, but I do now.
I like these because it's easy to
self insert yourself
>Connie lives her dream of being an idol for bunch of sweaty excited husky 'fans'
This was my OTP, but I hate Peri after the latest, so I need a new one now.
Peridot outright says the gems were created by the diamonds to serve them, although that might be homeworld propaganda at work. They'd absolutely have to have a natural source of these gems. Following along these lines of thinking, why then would the homeworld make fusing between gems such a taboo? We know every fusion is essentially it's own consciousness, maybe enough fusions together can make a diamond? Just throwing shit out of there but the hierarchy is so interesting.
I want to tongue-fuck Peridot's sloppy mouth pussy.
>tfw you'll never get to touch Greg's junk
I just want to make him feel good.
You know it.
I'm gonna crash like a comet all over that.
Steven "Murdercock" Universe
Next Target: Jasper, followed by YD
"best" mom is subjective. Each Gem is a good mom in their own way. But personally, I like Pearl the most.
Not for me. I am 5'8" and I wish for Pearl to tower over me
>The Steven-pocalypse : A new episode every two days for the entirety of February!