Avengers, the most insufferable earth's "heroes"?

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>>78789849
and Stark, the most pathetic cringeful womanizer?

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The epitome of capeshit and everything that is wrong with it.More like Smugface Squadron

Mutants are worse to be quite honest family

>>78789909
Depends on who you are

>>78789871
What is Talon doing in a Marvel book?

>>78789921
Taloning

>>78789921
Being black supremacist.

>>78789849
Nah, it's a toss-up between the X-men and the Illuminati

>>78789953
Avengerfag spotted. Keep being butthurt

>>78789849
>>78789871
Steve is doing nothing wrong

>>78789988
damn, nice script

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>>78789871
>The epitome of capeshit and everything that is wrong with it

>>78790062
And you know what? Fags like you convince me that fedora thing might not be wrong after all. Because you basically imply that fedoras with katanas have a good taste.

>>78789871
>how will we inflate numbers
>team-up with Uncanny Avengers!
At least Spidey and Wolverine are spared.

>>78790092
At least and at last

>>78789953
This.

>>78790122
I can understand illuminati, but X-Men are not heroes

>>78789871
>>78789849
I want Steve to go back to being his young handsome self, Sam can still be Cap for all I care.

>>78790179
I want Bucky to be Captain America, and Old Fart Rogers to die

>>78790141
They're still insufferable self righteous assholes.

>>78790214
Where did muties touch you, show us on doll.

>>78790214
Of course they are, they are terrorists, but they don't pretend that they want to improve others' lives. Also they don't police alien races, and they don't interfere with everything and everyone. They only care about muties. And because muties are extinct now, they btfo to limbo.

>>78789849
To be fair if you examine the Avengers line up that is some scary shit. Like: Thor. Vision/Ultron, the FF4, AI Avengers, Dr Doom by association, AIM, Squirrel Girl and Galactus.

If you think about it you really should not fuck with Earth 616, Roxxon is invading other dimensions just for mineral contracts. Not to take over the universe, not to eat souls, no. They are invading for money. AIM does the same thing except they are doing it for SCIENCE! just to see if it will work.

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>>78790243
>They only care about muties
They don't even do a good job at that.

>>78790533
Which makes them pitiful, not insufferable

>>78790515
It only proves that earth should be destroyed
You fuckers are a threat to everything that breathes. You motherfuckers not only defeated Galactus, but you converted him into some hippy creator. Fuck you and your earth, stop messing with natural order.

>>78790544
They're insufferable cause so many of then are self righteous assholes. Quit being a disgusting mutie lover.

>>78790555
Damn nigga what are you so mad about? Put down the fucking comic book you sperg.

>>78790558
They don't barge with the vip card and say "gib me dis, gin me dat, mah authority, fuck your freedoms".
They might be assholes, but they don't put their dicks in every orifice there is.

>>78790572
>avenger fags turning against each other
delightful

>>78790572
>I lose argument
>lol fuck off sperg

>>78790078

I really feel like you might have been getting the opposite of the impression that he was trying to make there.

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>>78790590
>Avengersfag
4/10
That's some decent trolling but calling people [X]fags is a good way to out yourself. No one actually thinks he Avengers arent assholes anyway.

>>78790577
>but they don't put their dicks in every orifice there is
Wolverine does. Banged everyone from Squirrel Girl to Madame Hydra.

>>78790614
People overuse fedora way too much.

>>78790622
I don't know man, they are sanctioned by the gorvernment. They cannot be assholes. Also, Captain America stands for American values. I don't know why anyone would call him an asshole.

Still, a good advice for future reference

>>78790627
1) exception makes the rule
2) he is known nowadays mostly an avenger

Also, his daughter/clone will probably join the ANAD Avengers after x-books are inevitably cancelled as well. Even the writer wants that.

>>78790660
Or ANAD F4 with Chulk and Miles.
Written by Bendis.

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>>78790709
speaking of

anyone noticed that when Sniktbubette looks like Bendis on that page?

also, if someone has that pastebin with Bendispastas, it would be appreciated

>>78790751
that would explain why every character sounds like Bendis, when written by Bendis.

in a meta way, every character introduced in Bendis book, would have to go through Bendisformation in order to adapt to Bendispeak

>>78790751
http://pastebin.com/ujmzW91t
There you go.
And that Laura is gross as fuck. Really bad art.

>>78790533
Context?

>>78790978
she returned after Avengers Arena and Old New X-Men found her. This is what she had to say to them

>>78790790
Thanks, it's top A literature

>>78790978
Worst X-Man, or some similar title. Not canon, written by some singer guy. /co/ says he loooves writing about Holocausts.

>>78791140
You're welcome, anon.
>Welcome?

>>78791145
well, the very first thing to happen in the book is a chick wearing burzum t-shirt, and some black gay guy saying that she listens to a GROUP, when the SINGER is a NAZI murderer.

>>78791165
One thing, if I can suggest modification to the first pasta. It's worth noting that the X-Men themselves became popular when were revamped into an all-new all-different group. Bah, Wolverine debuted in different book.

If I have time, I will rewrite the first pasta including my suggestions. It can be then either an alternative take or new version.

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>>78791170
Noes!

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>>78791234
YES, A NAZI fucking murderer. He killed a jew from a rival band, who dindu noffin. and was half-black, half-white. I mean look at the face of the victim. Pic related, it's the girl, which also makes him a racist, misogynist.

>>78791266
Norwegian black metal scene is weird, I say.

>>78791308
Well, obviously. Why do they call themselves Black, if they are all white? It's like Black = Satanic for them.

>>78791328
I more thought of their tendency to burn churches.

>>78791328
They are not Death metal, thinkg of black as the word noir.

>>78791365
They probably took the saying "sick burn" way too literally.

>>78791390
Noir Metal. But that would mean that they would have to be detectives.

>>78791401
>They probably took the saying "sick burn" way too literally.
Satan and shit. I watched on TV!
>Noir Metal. But that would mean that they would have to be detectives.
Sherlock would be awesome in folk metal bend, desu.

>>78791422
>Satan and shit. I watched on TV!
Get on my level. I've read it in the NEWSPAPER.

Folk Metal and Detectives makes as much sense as Pirates and Doom Metal.

In other words, a perfect sense.

>>78791456
There's couple of Pirate-themed groups I dig. Try Alestorm.

>>78791525
I guess that there are also Dinosaurs, Construction Workers, Deadbeat Dads, not to mention Plumbers and Chimney Sweepers.
People. When will they learn.

>>78790214
The X-Men are superpowered but are not heroes.
Soap opera style family drama X-Men with sexual fetishes galore are much better than the Avengers.

>>78791560
The fetishes are especially great.
Avengers are just another cape team saving the world from alien invaders and a villain of the month. Not to mention that Kang has the most retarded and inconsistent motivations behind being an Avengers foe, and is more convoluted than Madelyne Pryor, Psylocked and Cable together

>>78791556
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs are match made in Heaven.
I should storytime that.

>>78791664
They are called Xenozoic Tales, and they are one of the best and underrated comics you can read, and one of the genuinely serious, despite the premise. Apparently they might be continued, which would be awesome.

OP here, very rarely I see a thread being derailed so awesomely, and so many times in one thread. Please continue, I enjoy it.

>>78791684
Yeah, I know. There's RPG, as well. It uses many pictures from comic.

>>78791713
RPG? I didn't know that. But yeah, if you have time someday, please storytime it. Anyone remembers the characters from the game, but people would be surprised how different the comic is.

>>78791750
I'll do it now. Just to find comic on kat and get 4chan x.

>>78791769
Wow. This year is year of miracles. I recommend having DC++, though. Much more efficient.

>>78791401
>Noir Metal. But that would mean that they would have to be detectives.

It means that a word can have a connotation different than it's denotation

>>78790751
well he is the best there is at what he does, so it makes sense.

>>78791785
I don't really understand hubs and stuff, to be perfectly honest. I'd storytime more if I liked 4chanX more. When I storytimed in Public Domain thread, I spend fuckload of time solving one dumb captcha.

>>78791811
The denotation still seems to be very one-dimensional and confusing.

>>78791824
You mean, Bendis?

>>78791835
It's like kazaa, bearshare, soulseek and every other p2p, but yes, you have to register to a specific hub. DC++ have one dedicated to comics, and you can always type /help, faq or some shit that will guide you how to use it.

>>78791875
I'll look into it next time. Sticking to what I know today.
Any chance for 4chanX to stop having picture captcha and return to glorious numbers?

>>78791938
probably not. it's still a miracle that 4chanX is continued. I thought that it was abandoned

>>78791985
Well, snap. >>78791973

>>78791938
Enable legacy captcha.