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>"Back to the Barn" confirmed to be Peridot + Lapis episode
>Trailer clearly boarded by Zuke
>Zuke has waifu'd Lapis in the past
>Tweeted "I love Peridot" just yesterday
>Lapidot has been confirmed 100% canon
I WILL BE SHINY AND CHROME
AND YOU WILL BE DUST
Something isn't right...
The creators said that all actions happen in alternative universe where people know about gems but they try to evade places connected with them. Still it's impossible that none of gem monsters never attack a human residence (especially when crystal gems still fighting with them). CG can't be everywhere so we can assume that humans must discovers and create a weapons against aliens.
But if humanity fought with gem monster they know they can be very dangerous. And I remind you that Beach city is full of them. It's almost unbelievable that army didn't come here yet and started shooting to everything. Also any of human don't know much about gems...
The only explanation is that humanity exterminate most of monsters years ago, and the most dangerous regions (like Beach City) were only marked as 'come at your own responsibility'. This explain why we don't see a lot of tourist in B.C and why every place where gems comes to missions are abandoned - people heard about dangers coming from this kind of places.
My point? It's very economical for government to let alone the dangerous regions but not very smart to leave this place not invigilated. Also secret service knows about Crystal Gems and that their always in center of events.
Why Beach City exist in reality if we don't see any of the tourists here? Why nobody is truly surprised about the gem monsters? Why everybody try to keep close to Steven? You think that cool kids - a teenagers from high school keep that close with him cause he's funny? Why you think Connie read books always near temple?
Steven Universe? I call this Steven Show.
remember when peridot showed everyone yellow diamond's nudes
I'M DONE TAKING ORDERS FROM A CLOD LIKE YOU
>they will NEVER hang out
Rose could come back as a shade or something from that gem. Then it is reviled how she laughed at Connie's human clit busting open with Steven sperm, just flowing out of her. Then she uses Steven's gem to project this to the rest of the gems and Connie's parents.
"Oh look Mr.Universe! our son STEVEN has IMPREGNATED his friend CONNIE, Isn't that FUNNY??"
She then takes advantage of the stunned silence to enlarge her vag like it was stung by giant wasps and pisses all over the floor. Before vanishing back into Stevens belly.
Connie's pussy starts farting out pebbles, giving birth to millions of half asian stevens. ROughly at that time her anus ruptures SQUIRTing al Mr.Universe...
He reminisces about how her brown prolapsed asian rectum reminds him of Rose. Then all the Gems explode and not long after Mr.Universe strangles Lars as Universes BALLS inflate, pumped up on lust angst.
Stacy dies looking at all this happening...
peridot best gem
You know it.
I've made a theory about that.
The basic version is that Gem Stuff radiates Idiotwaves which make humans oblivious to such stuff so they are passivly kept away becasue they are unconvortable with it. So they settle mostly there where is less to none monster activity.
Doesn't explain everything but well, what is?
so, what's the deal with the temple? when was this fusion working?
>Lapis and Jasper broke free months ago.
>They are literally lost and looking for travel directions.
>Jasper cries sometimes, when she thinks nobody is looking.
>This shouldn't be so difficult.
Will we see Opal hanging out with Steven soon?
B-but they danced
A-and Opal in the promo
Edited out that neck line on YD. I think even that slight change makes her neck look less silly.
WHEN DER DIAMOND SAYS WE IS DE MASTER RACE
It will never happen again, because things will be slightly different when it is:
Together they might almost stand a chance against Yellow Diamond.
How will peridots uniform change? Aside from the star.
If it's not David Bowie a lot of people are going to be disappointing, and the odds are dramatically against it being David Bowie.
If by some miracle it is I bet the talkback thread will get 2000+ posts easily.
God I wish she was still alive, she'd be a badass Diamond
When they felt like saving some humans
There isn't a single Peridot ship they haven't done fanservice for anymore. Maybe they'll even make a Peridot/Connie episode in the future.
I've been thinking that there may be planets where specific gems are the dominant species.
For example, Rose might have saved Pearl from the destruction of her planet. Maybe they were all shit, but Pearl was useful.
Instead of genociding them, they started to import Pearls to HW, since finding good Pearls is a rare occurecen, hence why they are such an status symbol.
The monsters are attracted to the temple and do their best to stay away from humans kinda like how the fusion experiments were calm in the hospital but once steven came into the picture they freaked out.
They want shards not blood.
Even the blue gem from the horror episode only wanted to "eat" Lars and Sadie to teach a lesson that Lars and Ronaldo are dicks.
Slayer of thumbnails, is that you??
Also remove yourself from here,holy shit
Holy cow, why can I actually imagine that working?
It's pretty confusing and I don't think we have any satisfying answers.
Amethyst gem would suggest post-war but is that even an Amethyst gem? But the sword in the ocean would suggest that a fusion about that size (maybe even bigger) was used for combat and not just for that time when they saved Captain Dewey from being a retard. Many people have pointed out the shape of the isthmus and the ledge look as if it were formed by a blase from which the temple was protected (presumably the last-ditch Homeworld effort that Rose "could only save her closest friends" from).
Lots of missing pieces, fan-imagined pieces, and pieces which don't quite fit.
I'd like to see that. Peridot / Connie starts out with them meeting. Connie excusing herself politely. Then she comes rushing back into frame with Rose's sword. The rest of the episode is Connie chasing Peridot through the landscape while Steven tries to keep up to break up the fight.
Eventually Connie catches Peridot recording another log. While Connie sneaks up, Peridot compares her situation to something in The Unfamiliar Familiar.
They bond over the bullshit ending.
>Little Garnet smooshed between Rose and Opal in a dance
>Not thinking that Jyushisteven is the best Steven!
>I imagine they probably fought a LOT after Rose's death.
I don't think that. Yelling is one thing, breaking out weapons and actually fighting is quite another.
On The Run and most of the drama in Season 1 for that matter was due to pressure that had been building since Rose left. I think a major part of the season 1 and the show in general is that Steven moving in with the gems is catalyzing all this drama. On The Run is where the tension between Pearl and Amethyst boiled over.
Pearl and Amethyst probably just knew Pearl would likely win because Pearl was Amethyst's primary teachers.
>Amethyst and Vidalia's horrifying yuri fanfiction hour
I think Rose was a scientist before the rebellion.
Any way there's going to be a follow up to that?
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK HONK HONK
I require art of the Matsus working at Greg's carwash
This thread is offically lacking a certain orange gem
Yes. And I'm saying combined with Vidalia they could write some of the most steamy and grossly profane smut the world has ever seen.
>already a laughing stock before appearance
SUGAR STOP READING THE DARKEST FETISHES OF MY MIIIIINNNNND
It's only me or Jasper looks like the most interesting character? I know we don't know a lot about her, but when I see her I think she would be better as the member of main cast
Did you get to the episode about him and the ESP cat?
It was hard to watch.
>"What's this room?"
>"Not what we came for."
Sugar is just fucking with us at this point.
EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH BETTER ONCE YOU DO
GIANT POWERFUL WOMEN HANDLING THEIR PRETTY LITTLE LADIES
This is the only thing I could think of during this scene
I think the long neck is supposed to be inhuman-like and uncanny valley shit. Ya know, looks funny at first, but the more you look at it the more freaky it is? I think that's what the staff were going for with YD's design.
she's the only gem so far who isn't full of pms drama
she was enjoyin herself bullying pearls back at home when all of a sudden she's ordered to scort this green bogus who bails out on her and leaves her on the mercy of mentally unstable gems
>I DO NOT WANT A GIANTESS FETISH
You're on /co/, and a Steven Universe fan.
Fucking deal with it.
No, I just saw two episodes, but he displays legit depression, holy fuck, this sentence hits close.
Haven't been this hypie for a show since the airbender finale
Here's hoping Jasper gets a zuko arc
Next thread is going to be up during airing, I would never fuck that one up but DUDE, literally don't
Like see this >>78765520? I've seen that fucking image like 15 times and 15 times I posted this one. Why? Because someone is fucking retarded in the chain and keeps saving a tiny fucking image somewhere and bring it here, where like 40 people did the same thing over and over
Who's to blame for this? Nobody, People will keep posting both images regardless
That Christmas episode. Pearl truly is endgame.
Don't do it Lapisfag, she's coming back! Step away from the rope!
Is there any stream of it online? I'm not usually here for new episodes.
>comparing jasper to zuko
Zuko is one of the best characters in animation
jasper will never come close to this level of complexity or emotion
both yellow and blue diamond have their diamond on their chest
does that mean that all diamonds have it on their chest?
Yes. It looks like she's like to fight and she have nothing against serving the Homeworld - but still she have this spark of honor and justice in her soul
write a new episode for each of the homeworld gems
Nope, killing myself.
Accidentally sent some shit to my family members and I'm probably gonna get put away for awhile either way
I ain't hanging, what is it the 1800s?
Plus I'm an Amyfag
But whats the difference
Jasper does not need redemption.
She is being purged of her aggression right now.
Because nothing makes peace as precious than an endless, senseless fight that takes everything from you.
Once they have scream their rage at each other for long enough they will eventually stop and Jasper will see the sunlight flicker on the sea's surface for the first time.
paul villeco gives thin and muscular characters neck lines
Considering what we all know will happen today, and how the Log Date preview starts, something caught my attention on the CN Promo spoiler
Peridot is still using the Diamond symbol
That's because Aaron Ehasz is a great writer.
Can't blame Jasp just because Steven Universe has mediocre writers.
>people took this vague bullshit to mean jasper is getting redeemed
ALL OF MY KEKS
HE LITERALLY CALLED HER AN ANGRY SELF RIGHTEOUS BITCH
who is this then?
i thought this was wd
Y'know, I would love to see our Pearl become the leader of a slave uprising, but it occurs to me that interaction between many of the same gem type would get silly after a while.
>Come on Pearl.
>No Pearl, my place is here.
>But that's wrong. You have a choice, Pearl!
>Yes I do, Pearl, and I choose to stay!
>TFW have never been in a thread simulator
How much you wanna bet that Yellow Diamond will classify Peridot, Lapis, and Jasper all as traitors? That would be a good reason for Jasper to stay or go aggro.
say its a computer virus or you got hacked you dummy
old people dont understand computers
>when i was 10
>got caught looking at porn
>said it was a virus
>everyone believed me
>even convinced them to get me eset 32
...and reason two.
But I like your ship too anon.
holy shit anon stop being a faggot, killing yourself is stupid and wont solve anything, you just want to give up like if your problems are the worst thing ever and there is no escape but there is so much people with worst shit on their lives that just keeps fighting no matter what, if they can then you can too!
Just don't give up anon. Please dont.
>Liking thread simulators
What are you, some kind of fabulous individual?
Oh shit. I just realized if CG Pearl does free a bunch of her sisters, they'd probably hang out at the temple.
A temple full of hundreds of Pearls.
Stop being an emo shit
There is an entire world out there and you think that you sending some shit to your family is the end of everything? Grow up
If it is really that bad just leave
Join the army
Jump onto the back of a train car and be a hobo
Suck dicks for money and leave the country
Jesus christ stop being a pussy
I don't think this matters. Sapphire was Blue Diamond's gem and the placement was on her hand. Also, Lapis.
This theory that Diamond's Pearls have their gems on the same place as their Diamond's is based on
>Blue Pearl & Blue Diamond
>Yellow Pearl & Yellow Diamond
If anything, this is a headcanon at best
>inflation and gore
Why don't you post some new pictures?
I wanna ride a rhino into your heaaaaarrrt!
The pyramid Murals were obviously early designs that had changed since. You can also see a much different-looking Blue Diamond that resembles the pyramid murals in the concept sketches for The Answer.
>yfw all the diamonds depicted in the Mural in Serious Steven are White Diamond
Which makes sense, seeing as the pyramid was White Diamond's tomb.
It's not just a depiction of the battle, it's a dedication to the life of a single Diamond.
Blue probably left earth when it was clear that the Rebellion was getting out of hand. White came in to crush them, but was ultimately defeated, likely by a Rose/Pearl/Ruby/Sapphire fusion at the strawberry field (amethyst wasn't at the battle)
If I ever entered a portal that took me to Beach City, the first place I'd visit is that pizza place. I want that black family to toss me like pizza doe just like in the old movies. Then they'd lay me, put some sauce on me, and finally put me in the over. Then they'd serve me up, and their customers could tear me apart piece by piece. Piece by delicious, cheesy, crusty piece.
different anon but what if that's what it takes, if you know it's abhorrent and keep it under wraps why's it an issue?
my personal policy is to not save anything and stay away from the deep net, but i've jacked it to people burning alive, torture tapes, gore such as that
as long as you aren't paying or contributing to the act i can't find fault with it
>00:01 Malachite pops out of the ocean
>00:03 Amethyst uses her whip to separate Jasper and Lapis.
>00:06 Pearl sickes her spear through Jasper's leg into the sand
>00:10 Jasper punches Jasper in the stomach
>00:11-06:34 Jasper moans in pain on the ground, pinned with the spear
>06:34-09:48 Jasper continues to moan, only now she's coughing up what passes for gem blood.
>09:49 Jasper's eyes close for the last time
>09:52 Jasper poofs
>09:55 Garnet steps on Jasper's gem, shattering it
>10:00 end credits
Where's my royalty cheque?
Dare you enter this mystical realm?
Opal will have a different Murdercock.
Jasper does seem really interesting. I'd like to see what her connection with Rose is, since she mentioned respecting her tactics and such in The Return. Maybe she was the opposing General? But yeah, hopefully we see some Vegeta/Zuko-esque redemption with Jasper. If not full on redemption, then a Namek-style "we gotta team up against the big bad or we all die" role would be nice.
>inflation and gore
>it wasn't drawn or fictional
>I made the shit
Okay, now we're getting a clearer picture.
I'm surprised no one made an edit of this ancient Newgrounds meme
some other examples of paul villeco's art
You want to know waht really pisses me off.
>Gems treat Greg like shit.
>constantly belittle him and call him a loser to his face.
>Forced to live in his van.
>All he wants to do is see his son.
>turns out none of them can take care of a baby and never bothered to learn how.
>Pearl doesn't even want to touch baby Steven.
>Greg has been the one talking care of him the whole time because the gems are to retarded or out right refuse to do anything.
That's a nice place for a gem.
>der die das
>des der des
>dem der dem
>den die das
And that's just the definite ones.
But anon was simply mistaking the contraction "das" from "that is" for another word. From another language.
>struggling with severe depression
>steven universe episodes are what keep me going
>I keep imagining myself as someone writing for the show
The thought that Sugar did the same to her favorite shows helps with the shame, somewhat.
>00:10 Jasper punches Jasper in the stomach
Just say it's from a horror movie or something and make up a reason for taking screenshots. Plenty of underground movies have shit that looks real or is really gorey. If they ask for the movie name just say you forgot it and that why would they want to see it anyway. This is literally not a big deal at all holy shit.
>mfw Burnett capped my post
>instantly realized the typo I made
dude, I don't hate the idea but I'd rather see it in a different scenario
blue diamond: she's slightly blue on the serious steven mural, and I have the mental image in my head of her throwing off her robes when shit starts going down and revealing that super sayain-esque hairdo
Anon did you really fucking kill someone? Jesus fuck.
And her gem placement still doesn't mean nothing. If our Pearl is White Diamond's Pearl, where's Pink Pearl?
I think our Pearl is Pink Pearl. Her hair and clothes are hints.
or (more likely) she isn't a Diamond Pearl, just a Pearl, one of many, like she said.
I guess it's just a hunch based on her powers and mindset. She has the ability to re-engineer plants and she has a deep appreciation for all the living things of Earth. That sounds like she was sent to Earth to study Earth life and that her study of the living things of Earth are what drove her to fight for Earth when Homeworld decided to destroy the object of Rose's love.
Rose's belief that all things have a right to live doesn't sound like something a soldier would develop. Maybe most quartzes are soldiers but many more aren't.
Greg chooses not to live with Steven though. They hang out all the time, but magic stuff freaks him out.
Besides, he and Amy are still friends, and Garnet and him probably have the best relationship out of all the Gems.
It's really not. If she was WDs then she wouldn't have PD on her spacesuit
That's what i think, too, but...
If she's defeated then why is her symbol still on newer ships after millennia?
Either that gem isn't White Diamond, but rather a weapon, or this is all part of WD's keikaku
J-Just tell them it was an accident and not actually real.
You remind me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4gHy2Oa34
It'll happen. Embrace it, anon. Join the dark side.
ayyyy me too anon!
>Making live action gore and inflation porn