/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Peridot sucks ass

LAPIS

The edgiest title of /sug/ so far

>>78754392
So do you think if Steven licked his dad's head he'd get his hair back?

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>>78754392
>Marty Best Human, Lapis Worst Gem Edition
THIS IS A BAD EDITION

So how would you fix this most recent episode? It was a great concept but something about it just made it a huge bore and waste of potential.

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It turns out Peridot was the best mom all alomg

Cant wait for the smackdown Peridot will pull tonight.

Life and death and love and birth,
And peace and war on the planet Earth.

Is there any thing that's worth
more than peace and love on the planet Earth.

>>78754414
Bad pacing, I can't fault it, can't do much with 12 minutes.

>>78754392
MARTY GOT A BAD RAP

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>>78754392
First for Peridance.

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>>78754415
wouldnt mind seeing it play out

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>>78754392
I'm not even a Lapisfag but this edition sucks big fat disgusting furry testicles.

I'd post the new angry Steven in response but I'm far to lazy for that right now.

>>78754420
>I guess we're already here,
>I guess we already know,
>We've all got something to fear,
>We've all got nowhere to go.

>I THINK YOU'RE ALL INSANE!,
>but i guess i am too..
>Anybody would be if they were stuck on earth with you.

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Marty is SHIT.

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>>78754427
How could you be so slow?

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>>78754432
got you covered famiglia

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>>78754420
>>78754434

>The words relate to the key

>>78754430
Well that artist is working on a momswap fan episode

It'll be a hell of a thing

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>>78754392
I say we let the Martyfags have their moment for once.

More than anything else, I want to see Connie with an absurdly huge set of boobs.

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>>78754439
ay, cut the short cake some slack, shes got baby legs

>>78754441
Good looking out, if you got quads with that I'd of shit myself. So close.

>>78754432
Sorry I had a new thread waiting but this dick head sprang first

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>>78754432

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ebin

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would you fuse with her?

>>78754447

Yeah, all ONE of them.

>>78754447
Marty fags exist to be ironic, he was designed to be despised
>>78754444
momswap episode confirmed godtier by quads

I liked the song in this episode

>>78754465
Her?

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>>78754462

Shit nigga, I have an entire folder full of SU is it porn.

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I want Pearl to make sweet, sweet fusion love with Steven.

>>78754465
only if i need help with balancing my accounts

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Reminder

Jade

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>>78754465
Are there anymore pictures of this cosplay? I've only seen a handful

>>78754448
I guess it's getting pretty late
do you mean like child Connie? like really?

>>78754479
I'd bet it says that SU porn ISN'T porn.

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>>78754478

Yes, HER!

I hate Lapis because I think she's dumb as shit and doesn't believe in Steven. If she believed in Steven she would have gone with him on the hand ship, Jasper would be bubbled and she'd be living happily in Beach City now

>>78754465
id be a bit worried that her elbows and knees might cut me

>>78754490
Where is the Jade leak confirmation

>>78754494
Yep. Absolutely child Connie.

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Have you worshiped your Indian Goddess today, /sug/?

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Why the fuck are people saying Jasper's gem is in the box Peri is giving Lapis? It makes no sense.

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>>78754496
:^)

Reminder: Steven is fourteen and his girlfriend is twelve and three quarters. The little dude's more alpha than you ever were at that age.

>>78754490
>>78754504

Wait.. wait.. you telling me that fucking Garnet the fusion whore is going to be the one to burst Peridot's fusion virginity?

That's bullshit imo.

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>>78754507
two can play at this game

>>78754507
Why the fuck would she get so many arms anyway?

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If dubs the next bomb is all Dewey

>>78754498
>trusting a human child to save her from a giant cheeto
She's doesn't know she's in a show so she's unaware of his protagonist powers anon

>>78754514
>The little dude's more alpha than you ever were at that age.
le tip my le fedora to le you

>>78754522
Okay.

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>>78754511
Nothing does anymore

>>78754522
no chance

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>>78754522
let the beach city lore BEGIN!

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>>78754514
I was fucking a 16 year old at age 19. Am I alpha?

>>78754522
Dewey confirmed mayor for time eternal

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I will fight for my friends here with me, I guess this planet isn't the worst place to be...

>>78754496
>bubbles covering every specific womanly part
I dunno, I've been fooled by pictures of traps before

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>>78754491
Only one we need really.

this show encourages wrong

>>78754504
Some anon claimed to have found the VA for 3 new characters, Yellow Diamond, Yellow Pearl and Jade, he gave some proof its 2 threads ago I think. YD is voiced by Laura Post and Jade is voiced by both Estelle and Shelby

>>78754542
Good stuff, throw it into the new extended intro.

I will seriously be let down if she doesn't get some stars at some point.

>>78754551
pumps out meaningful quotes and gentle sayings
fans just over blast everything

>>78754536
Your criminality has been noted. Please stay where you are as officers converge on your location.

>>78754392
So you edited out his wrinkles and shark teeth, huh?

Marty is so ugly that you have to change his most defining features to make him attractive, is that it? How pathetic.

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>>78754491
I have this one.

>>78754556

If that Jade part is true that confirms that Garnet if fusing with Peridot tomorrow. It would make sense, it could be the experiance that leads to her betraying YD..

I'll be happy if it happens, but I'd of preferred her to fuse with Pearl, Amy, or Steven.

>>78754518
believe what you want but they do dance together in log-date

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>>78754392
>lapis worst gem

FUCK

>>78754556
oh please holy fuck let Laura Post be the VA for YD...my dream of her being voiced by motherfucking Ragyo being true would be outstanding....you're probably misinformed or lying.

>>78754566
It's not illegal where I live. If it is where you live.. I'm sorry for your shitty laws I guess.

I mean it was a 3 year gap, most married adults have a bigger gap than that.

>>78754414
There's not much you can cram in 10 minute episode.

>>78754567
It's an image created using complex facial reconstruction software to determine what he would have looked like in his younger days.

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Peridot turned to be a better character than Amethyst in like 10 or less episodes.

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>>78754392
Nothing could worth more than PEACE AND LOVE on the planet earth.

>>78754582
It's more likely that it's Friday anon

>>78754514
When i was 14 i done the do with a girl who is now married to my cousin and has two kids.

>>78754414
>So how would you fix this most recent episode?
Make the song 10 minutes long

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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM TOMORROW'S EPISODE?

>>78754614
longest necks

>>78754614
Giraffes

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>>78754614
Nothing good.

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Would you,/sug/?

>>78754414
Basically what the others said.

This show sometimes does very well with it's 11 minutes, but it feels like it could use five more minutes at least most of the time.

They are usually pretty good at fitting a lot into that time but it does sometimes make episodes feel a bit rushed.

Nightmare hospital is a great example of an episode that needed 22 minutes for one.

>>78754590
well if YD is voiced by Laura in tonights episode, then Jade fusion will also be confirmed. I don't believe it myself but I'm not ruling it out.

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The great and lovable Peridot!

>>78754465
Well, i was never into skinny space faring projections with mass, but if the opportunity arises, why (the fuck) not.

>>78754582
>Jade
>Garnet if fusing with Peridot
I'm not seeing it.

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>>78754614
INSUFFICIENT NECK

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They're just teasing us at this point.

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>>78754614
disappointment
hope these yd leaks are fake af

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>>78754568
>>78754548
>>78754491
>>78754465
Oh hi.

>>78754643
Look at the mural on the moonbase.

Giraffe confirmed.

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>>78754465
Dude...

>>78754607
Eesh, that hand is fucked up.

So is Peridot part of the group now?

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>>78754522
I can't wait

>>78754664
yes

>>78754600
She's everything I like about Amethyst with none of the emotional issues and depressing backstory

>>78754630
So many months ago I made desires on here wishing for YD to have the voice of Laura Post, I could make comparisons to her with Ragyo Kiryuuin and from that similarities as villainous characters....for that to become true when I had absolutely no info to confirm it...is one hell of a lucky coincidence.

>>78754664
She's a traitorous clod for sure. She'll fit right in with the terrifying renegade.

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Who or what created the gems, and when are they coming back?

Did they ever even leave at all?

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>>78754614
ftfy

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>>78754667
You use Internet Explorer? Kek.

>>78754625
Yes i would.

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>>78754614
IT'S A GIRAFFE

>>78754687
And you use Netscape?

Top kek.

not him

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>>78754678
>Who or what created the gems
God
>and when are they coming back?
Never, he is dead

>>78754696
I use Google Chrome.

I literally had to Google Netscape, I'd never heard of it before today.

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>>78754566
>the police on Homeworld are basically Psi-Division Judges
Headcanon accepted.

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>>78754678
>Who or what created the gems
Chaos.

IT'S JUST LIKE WHAT THE STONE TABLETS PREDICTED!

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>crystal joins the gems
What happens?

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Any fanart of YD lookin like this guy yet?

>>78754694

>>78754745
DRAWENDO WHERE ARE YOU

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>>78754745

No, settle for Fooly Cooly.

>>78754743
They all get a taste of his Throne Butt

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>>78754507
Do you think someone like you could do something like join the Crystal Gems?

You are just a clod that knows how to build things!

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>>78754763
>his

>>78754761
>Pearl as Haruko
makes sense, both are evil whores

>>78754701
Who killed him?

Drawfag with abysmal sleep habits here, I feel like drawing Peridot, requests?

>>78754739
>we eventually meet a group of seven gems each named Chaos Emerald
>they are being pursued by a goo monster that wants to absorb them
>they aren't allowed on Homeworld because reasons, so they go to Earth for the Crystal Gems help
I'm surprised this fan fiction doesn't exist.

....Should I write it?

>>78754775
Crystal's a woman?! This changes everything!

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Episode where steven learns that humanity cannot be saved when?

>>78754786
Do it.

How did Steven survive on the moon?

>>78754785
Peridot doing gymnastics.

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>>78754777

Damn you and your lucky trips. Pearl isn't an evil whore, Pearl is a cute. A CUTE!

>>78754785
Peri cleaning her visor, only to show that her eyes are really tiny when she takes them off.

>>78754678
Sneeple. Definitely Sneeple.

>>78754785
Steven marrying CG Pearl, Blue Pearl, and Yellow Pearl.

>>78754801
If you paid more attention you'd know he's a Moonboy

>>78754635
Kindly fuck off back to Reddit/Tumblr please.

>>78754816
Steven needs his own Pearl harem.

>>78754816
He said Peridot requests dumbass.

>>78754664
I wonder what YD told her to do for her to disobey a direct order

>>78754785
Peridot in a sensual embrace with Donald Trump

>>78754820
Kindly suck my cock.

>>78754820
Well reddit/tumblr found is how I found out about lapis coming back and joining the crystal gems so maybe I will

>>78754785
Peridot in her mech telling Yellow Diamond to take her love, her anger and all of her sorrow.

>>78754806
>Connie carrying Pearl
Shouldn't that be the other way around? Or is this pic trying to imply that older Connie is a 6 foot Amazon?

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New leaked picture of pearl in the next episode!

>>78754834
wait what

>>78754797
>Steven is Megaman
who would be Protoman, /sug/?

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>>78754625
The better question is what sad strange little man wouldn't?

>>78754845
Make the journey to reddit if you want to see it dear anon. It's literally just four seconds but they caught that shit before you guys did.

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which one would you love and cherish

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Rebecca got away with this

>>78754845
Well joining the Crystal Gems is him just wishing but Lapis will be back in a future episode.

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>>78754625
>short hair

SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

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>>78754451
Pearl is the best and lewdest dancer.

>>78754863
Blie Pearl

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Post characters and their fighting themes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOfIl23Areo

>>78754622
>>78754614
All will be forgiven if YD molests yellow pearl who is also her daughter

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>>78754864
What am I looking at?

>>78754863
Each and every one of them. Not just those three, all Pearls.

>>78754863
>love and cherish a pearl
Why? If it breaks go buy a new one from GemMart or if you are feeling lazy Gemazon

>>78754840
What if it's an AU where poofing a Gem reverts them to a child-like state and the story is about a teenage Steven and Connie going on magical adventures with Lion while trying to retrain the Crystal Gems into the magical warriors they once were.

Give me yellow Pearl

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post yfw YD is one big disappointment

>>78754863
None.

>>78754878
Ruby and Sapphire's designs are a big reference to anime

>>78754878
Ruby and Sapphire are rip-offs from Revolutionary Girl Utena

Who is gayer?

Garnet or Pearl.

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>>78754890

>>78754864
Rebecca got away with on screen sex

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>>78754873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoGa10vYnXI

>>78754890
You mean when steven is to greg?

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>>78754894
>>78754896

>>78754897
Greg

So Blue Diamond being Lighthouse gem=bullshit (gem is completely the wrong cut and size)
White Diamond being Pyramid Gem=maybe (Her picture gives her spiky hair like the mural, Pyramid Gem is about the right shape and size, and even though the statue the gem was in had the gem in the chest, it also had a design on the forehead like a gem, and the arms were painted on in a way that matches the orb White Diamond was cradling in her picture. (Also maybe the designers of the pyramid wanted the core statue a certain size and shape, which they couldn't do if the gem was in the head)
And Rose being Pink Diamond=the writers are deliberately fucking with us. Like physically, Rose has much more in common with Amethyst and Jasper than Blue or Yellow Diamond, and everything we've heard about reforming or shapeshifting indicates that Rose shouldn't be able to pull off a transformation like that, and nothing indicates a gem can alter their own gem, which Rose would have to have done were she a diamond. But there's still way too much mystery around Pink Diamond.

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>Cotton Candy Garnet
>Blue Diamond
>Blue Pearl
>Lapis returning eventually
This week has been pretty great.

>>78754544
>>78754465
no real answers until trap deconfirm

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>>78754890
At least we have lapis to look forward to.

>>78754916
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Pearl

they are coming too

>>78754916
It really has

Rate the Bombs

>>78754929
Yeah. I was just referencing thing we've seen in motion.

>>78754890
who cares about that bitch, I'm glad Peridot told her to fuck off.

>>78754444
checked

What if Bearl turned into a rebel too?

>>78754916
>>Cotton Candy Garnet
Baby Garnet is cute. CUTE!

I really hope there's a Cluster style Frankenstein Garnet made of a Ruby and Sapphire welded together. Surely Homeworld must've streamlined the artificial fusion process by now.

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>>78754916
She was so cute. She should go back to this style once in a while.

>>78754936
Little boy 15
Fat man 21

>>78754953
nah

>>78754936
SB4
SB1
SB2
SB3

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>>78754953

>>78754913
The Pyramid Gem might be the same deal as the gem Peridot pulled out of the control panel. It's a white gem in a point cut, an early diamond cut.

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>Mfw you literally could have found out everything revealed this week on Ronaldo's blog
>Mfw Ronaldo has been foreshadowing everything big so far
>Mfw Ronaldo will probably be a key character in future episodes
Ronaldo for soon to be best human?

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>This was literally the first time Peridot has ever sung
>She still sounds better than Ruby

>>78754936
All Zero
The bombs' success has meant that Cartoon Network feels comfortable in releasing five episodes in a week and then leaving a two month gap until the next.
Having one a week was torture but it was better than getting one super-hit and then having withdrawal symptoms for months. We shouldn't have encouraged them.

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>>78754957
Like they'd waste a Sapphire on a Ruby

>>78754969
She is trying to give other gems bad habits

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>>78754921
I have several images of this person and this is the tightest outfit i could find of them. So unless they're god of tucks then i don't know.

Where can I see the leak of Peridot regreting telling YD to fuck off?

>>78754890
I'll be fine as long as her theme is good and her voice is sexy.

>>78754996
http://ht.cdn.turner.com/toon/big/preview/tve/CARE1012161500008288_B13R1.mp4

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>>78754994

>>78754975
He was only 2nd to Greg. I already started considering all of his predictions cannon. Now we just gotta wait for Greg to die.

>>78754969
>Pearl does a Dobby and initiates a Homeworld Pearl uprising.
Considering these types of Gem seem to be very common they could cause some serious upset.

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>>78754996
TONIGHT!

>>78754975
I don't think he'll ever be bigger than he is, he's just a tool for foreshadowing.

>>78754992
Hey, they've seen Garnet in action during the war. You seriously think they wouldn't want an arguably OP soldier who can see into the future? Anon, pls. Gem rarity is only a bullshit social thing anyway since they can literally just make more.

Besides, after that little incident, it's shown that future is malleable, so Sapphires aren't THAT precious.

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So why did he stop aging at eight?

>>78755032
Probably that's when he moved in with the gems

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What happen if you get a gem shard stuck in your brain?

>>78754994
She was probably just wearing a pad when the Pearl cosplay pics were taken.

>>78754969
>I thought it over and I decided that I really like being the privileged aide-de-camp to one of the supreme authorities of our civilization. I also thought, "Hey, it'd be really neat if I knew how to fight in case you pulled another assassination attempt," and Blue Diamond agreed.

>>78755032
Cause he still acts like a retarded 8 year old

Connie needs to make him into a man

It seems like they dropped the corrupted gem storyline. It feels like it's been ages since we last saw one, aside from the forced fusions/clusters. And did we ever find out what the fuck happens to gems that makes them corrupted, or what that really means? I'm pretty sure we didn't.

>>78755042
Did he lose track of time or something?

>>78755017

>you are now imagining Steven Universe if it was an adult swim show.

>>78754514
> getting a younger girl
> alpha

Alpha Teens get older women

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>>78755045

>>78755058
MATT YOU BASTARD

Thanks

>>78755048
>after the rebellion, the elite gems realized that teaching their slavishly loyal Pearls to fight and act as bodyguards was a damn fine idea
>Yellow Pearl will be a badass, reminiscent of one of Galactus' heralds
>Blue Pearl will be the final obstacle standing between the CGs and Blue Diamond

>>78755062
just remove steven, bam, its a post alien war thriller.

>>78755061
They coddled him

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Is Yellow Diamond stronger than Optimus Prime?

>>78755058
But he's not a NEET because he works at the fry shop

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Steven and Pearl rescuing Blue Pearl when?

>>78755054
Well I think it's hard to focus on past storylines when you only have 11 minutes to work with plot building. I'm sure once it becomes relevant again they'll bring it back up.

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So has it been stated before that Steven has perfect pitch or something? He was able to pick out what notes the drill was making by ear.

>>78755074
That is not an answer.

>>78755052
>dem Sapphire legs
>dat Ruby beef
Has this artist done anything else? Just out of curiosity.

>>78755088
no he doesnt, he pass it on Peedee

>>78754991
Yeah, releasing 5 episodes at practically the same time is far worse than giving us a week to digest everything.

>>78755095
His dad did say he had an amazing gift with music in the extended intro.

>>78754996
fuuuuck you

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When will Steven get corrupted?

>>78755080
>Battling through waves of Rubies, Jaspers, and Amethysts
>Suddenly a stream of assassin Pearls pour down from the rooftops

>>78754392
Wasn't there suppose to be an episode feature him and his son? What the fuck happened with that?

Why do the mods hate us so?

Most of us do our best to respect the rules and they feverishly hate us still. Like earlier the mods descend just to tell us that we were "ON THIN ICE".

I Don't know about you guys but in ny opinion this is one of the if not the most fun place currently on this damn site.

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>The crystal gems will never be psycho villains

why

>>78755105
episode baby would piss me off if i was watching all the trailers being shoved down my throat

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Steven vs Arale?

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>>78755134
>Like earlier the mods descend just to tell us that we were "ON THIN ICE".
Excuse me?

>>78755091

>Pearls emit high-pitched, deafening screech when not in vicinity of their owners
>"Hi Pearl! I want you to meet Blue P-"
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How does Blue Diamond take care of her Pearl?

>>78755146
people were posting leaks and a mod stepped in

>dont openly post leaks or spoilers or the thread is fuked

short version at least

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>>78755108
I'M A TRAITOR
A REBEL
A CRYSTAL GEEEEMMMMM!

>>78755160
Very poorly.

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Does YD eat tree leaves?

So I heard a new promo for an episode after this week also leaked. Where is it?

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>>78755137
>>The crystal gems will never be psycho villains
>Implying they aren't

COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT

>>78755160
I accept both the idea that she's like a hardcore dom to the Pearl, and alternatively the idea that she treats it lovingly like a pet bird or a lap dog or something.

>>78755169
Molestation?

>>78755144
batman

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>>78755161
A mod actually got off his throne of hotpocket packets to actually moderate the thread?
Amazing

>>78755160
shes a big girl

>>78754275
cut this bullshit. Garnet has had two arms from the very beginning, when she was clearly so out of sync that she sported two colors painfully mashed together

>>78755182
>he does it for free

>>78755180
1 bath per week,leaves her out when its raining,etc.

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>>78755166
Absolutely Treacherous.

DELETE THIS as to>>78755161

>>78755001
>http://ht.cdn.turner.com/toon/big/preview/tve/CARE1012161500008288_B13R1.mp4
thnx m8

>>78755190
Ruby and Sapphire are just that perfect for each other anon

Which gem will win the Steven Bowl?
I wanna say Lapis or Peri

>>78755173
http://universefan93.tumblr.com/post/136780222495/heres-that-lapidot-promo-in-hd

>>78754834
>lapis coming back and joining the crystal gems
>Not seeing this coming a mile away
Please, I insist, fuck off to where you came from.

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Why are snake people so great?

Do you think if Steven and Connie keep forming Stevonnie eventually she'll develop her own personality like the other fusions.

>>78755221

XCOM 2 general's thataway, anon.

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>>78754869
T-This is altered in some way, r-right?

>>78754496
nice hair

>>78755223
>her
>binary genders

shitlord

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What are the best weapons to take down gems?

>>78754496
Why is every cute girl on the face of this planet with access to the internet a slut?

>>78755219
>http://universefan93.tumblr.com/post/136780222495/heres-that-lapidot-promo-in-hd
is this real

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>>78755245

>>78755250
confirmed by both Zuke and Matt

>>78755219
Oh fuck

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>>78755245

the crazy old prospector with his trusty pickaxe

>>78755213
Connie

>>78754430
that is not how eyelids work

>>78755257
Won't that just turn the into half-humans though?

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>>78755236
No, that is the scene from Alone Together.

>>78755257
Holy shit why is steven so fucking fat

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Do you think the diamonds know anything about human society?

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>>78755257

>>78755236
>not watching alone together

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>>78755221
I know right?

>>78755271
It dilutes them/turns them to our side

>>78755137
Sauce

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Will YD spare earth because of it's most awesome life-form?

>>78754869
Does anybody have this whole dance that started before this gif in webm form?

>>78755276
That neck's not long enough

>>78755288
So yd just stores a giant ass tongue in her long ass neck right?

>>78755297
And including the bit afterward where Steven tries that dance as well.

>>78755257
Kek

>>78755091
>You're free now!
>...I liked my job.
>But, now you get to do whatever you want!
>I want to go back to my job.
>I-I don't think you understand, you're-
>No, you don't understand. My job was awesome. Only about two hours worth of real work a day, about a dozen or so direct underlings to boss around, all I had to do was stand around and look professional in public and shoot the breeze with Blue Diamond in private. And the power and authority!
>Uuumm...
>You want to know what feels amazing? Spitting in the face of a Jasper and watching her stew in her anger knowing that no matter what she's about as important as a speck of dust on the bottom of a foot compared to yourself. Now, get me to a functioning Galaxy Warp or I'll rip your gem out and use it to power a spaceship.
>Maybe we got off on the wrong foot here.
>I've done it before; build a spaceship and power it with the gem of those who have displeased me. Just ask Carnelian.

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>>78755288
>wet oversized tongue
>fangs

>>78755261
source

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>>78755299
This neck long enough for you?

>>78755334
Their fucking twitter

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Can we talk about what the fuck happened in russia

>>78755296
>most awesome life-form?
Giraffes are pretty top tier but Polar Bears and the Domesticated Dog are best currently living animals.

>>78755342
no need to swear
this is a safe space

>>78755344
What Russia?

>>78755342
fucking ss it

>>78755342
LANGUAGE!

>>78755337
LONGER

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Did anyone think Steven was fourteen?

>>78755344
Is this the perfect world?

>>78755344

the gays banned russia

>>78755334
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/684906711312805888
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/684869927564525569

Message received is 30 minutes long apparently, I don't have proof though, someone of reddit said.

>>78755344
Now I don't know if I live in the mediterranean sea or in the atlantic ocean.

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>>78755358
IS THIS LONG ENOUGH?

>>78755344
kek australia got fucked

I'm excited to see what yellow diamond is like compared to blue diamond

Imperious queen? Reasonable authority fogure just trying her best? Harried researcher who's constantly interrupted (i for some reason see yellow diamond as being in charge of the tech of the homeworld)?

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>>78755344
Colony drop, Australia is gone too

>>78755288
>gem naga vore
Yes please

>>78755364
I thought he was 11

>>78755373
phew thank god lapis will be back
>>78755375
>believing people on reddit

>>78755375
It's in a 15 minute time slot on my DirectTV
>>78755378
LOOOONGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

>>78755344
Russia 6000 years ago. Obviously something happened since then to fill in the hole.

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>>78755344
They got what they deserve.

>Australia blown
>Africa blown
>Russia blown
>Florida blown
If Middle East had a hole it would be the perfect world

>>78755395
That map's current

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Steven vs Cartman?

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>>78755394
HOW ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS?
I can't go any longer.

>>78755400
>Africa blown
The missing chunk looks like it separated with south america