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THREADLY REMINDED THAT PEARL IS WORST CRYSTAL GEM AND YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
Just a little while longer Lapisfriends. Soon it will be her turn.
SHE HAS NO STYLE
Took you long enough OP, you were 10 seconds away from a "completely off the rails edition".
>I got to spend three whole days with Steven and his family at their barn to celebrate his birthday.
>Guess what; I found out Steven is older than me!
>He might also be immortal.
>I can’t believe he’s older than me!
>Steven kind of freaked out about it and tried to magically make himself grow up.
>I was surprised at first, but I have to admit, he looked really cool.
>And his arms were really thick.
>And his chest felt really firm.
>It’s going to be a good future.
>But his change backfired and he ended up stuck as a baby.
>It was kind of scary when we didn’t know when he would turn back.
>I watched over him in my tent for a night.
>I think I might be good with little kids.
>By the next morning, Steven turned back to normal.
>Plus, he got his first whisker!
>He can keep it until he wants to be seen with me in civilization again.
>Happy birthday, Steven!
Update's late as usual, sorry.
I want Diamond Sheev to corrupt Steven.
Reminder that Jasper at least has a better chance of getting a redemption than YD
SHE HAS NO GRACE
>Jasper is a hardened military war machine who 'isn't all that she seems'
backstory confirmed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKK-KLDlm20
So, at this point it makes more sense than not for the pyramid gem from Serious Steven to be White Diamond.
Assuming that, we can draw a whole lot more subtext from the episode. For example, Steven is reflected perfectly in her gem, maybe reinforcing his/Rose's connection to Pink Diamond.
I'm so lonely and sad, /sug/
loved the song and team interactions
>CONFIRMED NO REDEMPTION FOR CHEETO PUFF EVER (probably)
should I kill myself now or get a taco first
I don't know if we can call it jumping the shark just yet. The last couple of episodes have been mediocre, yes, and this Peridot/Lapis thing does look bad, but we have to wait and see.
Hit the fucking spoiler box, you cunt.
Why is Lapis always so Lapissed off anyway?
Do you think Steven's gonna get somesort of power up to fight Homeworld? Since he only has the physique of a kid?
>We're Gems. A space faring race designed to conquer other worlds!
Who created the gems?
And why does nearly every revelation in this show make it seem more and more like Transformers?
So is Peridot giving Lapis a present because she was Gem Royalty in Blue Diamond's court and Peri's trying to brown nose her?
HOORAY FOR LAPIS!
Laser Light Cannon made my eyes water and showed SU had potential to be one of the greatest cartoons
Pyramid gem is certainly related to White Diamond, but I don't know if I really want her to be in such a vulnerable position. Might come as a nice surprise if she really is there and awakens from her long dormancy after YD is defeated on Earth. Based on the perspective shots of the murals, it does seem like WD is going to be a bigger bad than YD and BD, while PD is still intentionally shrouded in mystery.
>implying lapidot shippers didn't just have excellent foresight and taste in ships
>Jasper goes to Pound Town
>Lifts the weight machines and the people who are using them
>They're still working out while she's bench pressing them
>Everybody loves her
>Every time she comes back everyone starts shouting
You fuckers had to do it huh?
You had to ruin an entire Steven Bomb with spoilers, ruin the chances of /sug/ being allowed to normal capacity ever again, and ruin the quality of one of the last good boards on 4chan.
Fuck you /sug/, there is literally nothing redeeming about these threads anymore.
Rose is obviously end game, you guys are fucking stupid if you think otherwise, no character is perfect and its obvious shes being built up to be torn down.
what's in the box WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
I like this, but it also makes me think of this picture.
TIME FOR SOME FACTS ABOUT ROCKS.
YOU CAN SEE HOW THE OCEAN ROSE AND FELL BY SEEING A PATTERN IN THE SEDIMENTARY LAYER. SANDSTONE-LIMESTONE-SHALE MEANS THE SEA LEVELS ROSE.
SHALE-LIMESTONE-SANDSTONE MEANS THE OCEAN RECEEDED.
YOU CAN GET A PRETTY INTERESTING STORY FROM SEEING HOW THEY LAYER.
Yeah it was pretty clear when people were starting to latch onto the show
>Giant Woman got people excited
>Lots of people freak out when Lapis shows up
>The entire internet blew up when the season finale aired
Rose is basically Optimus Prime
Yep, I'm a sentimental wuss. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
if ya going to waste images at least make them cute
Still mad Peridot didnt see bby steven
Something Steven made and not her
This beautiful gem of a song. I truly applaud Aivisurasshu for setting the mood for this enchanting scene where Steven's shield pops up in a silly anime fashion. The episode itself wasn't particularly serious, but I was very eager to look for more of those little moments of inspiration.
I can't help but see BD fighting like mergo's wet nurse, probably with blades of ice or something. Its probably going to be that she's a caster or something, but its nice to imagine I suppose.
are you fuckers ready for your new waifu?
I only have one, Anonymous. More than one waifu can destroy your laifu.
Because it looks like it's going to be fanfiction-tier, just like Peridot's "redemption" arc has been largely fanfiction-tier
And the low point of the week was today's episode IMO
>stoic second in command with a reluctance to take fallen leader's place
Garnet is Ultra Magnus.
To be honest, SU was like AT early on with a ton of standalone episodes
But this season is what really solidified SU's hook which is episodes that you NEED to watch in order, with a gradual story that even has cliffhangers
My only concern is how CN is gonna play reruns now SU is full anime
A certain YouTuber made an "admirable animation" video about SU. Before then I really had not seen much of it, but for some reason based on the shitty previews CN usually showed I thought it was a bad show.
I loved it from the first episode and watched them all in order. That was about a month before Stevenbomb 3. I realize that makes me a newfag but what can I say, I just didn't know about the show before that.
But like I said, I discovered it was actually good and now I'm watching it for a hell of a lot more than lesbians
But I needed something to catch my attention first, and massive hype about lesbians was the way to do it
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, GRANT US EYES!
considering she's all about lapis and peridot...
if we wanna go even further, I'd say It Came From the Nightosphere with Marcie's song about fries and dad. That got me to look up the song on youtube and that's where I discovered Sucrose's ukelele demo for that song.
I'm thinking she was betrayed by Yellow and either banished to Earth or fled there voluntarily seeking Pink's help.
If it was voluntary, it seems significant that she would travel while sealed in a pillar and dormant. It may have something to do with the theory that Yellow was responsible for the corrupted gems on Earth. She may have been betrayed, corrupted, and either retained her presence of mind long enough to make her escape or had such measures already in place.
No I am not that naive, it's just the principal of the matter. Hitting a box isn't hard.
See, I just did it.
How in the hell are they going to fit
Lapis being freedwith enough time to spare to fit in completely unrelated stories like Peridot giving her a gift? Or is the leak from later in the season and rest of this season going to take place around the barn?
>YD sends her to check on them after the Cluster hasn't blown up the planet
>They chase her all over and finally poof her
>Her gem falls on a warp pad
>When they find her again she runs while yelling Majestic
Where did this leak come from? Was ther a full video or something?
AND GOD THAT WOULD BE SO GAY AND OUT OF NOWHERE. I'm hoping you're all just taking it out of context and she's just trying to apologize for bringing her back to Earth or some shit. That ship is just so fucking weird and would be an indication of the show's quality drop I've been worried would eventually happen
You know what worries me? The series spent a lot of time with the stupid goose chase against Peridiot. Now that we know Lapis is returning as herself, I fear that they're going to do the same "villain of the week that escapes every episode" shit with Jasper.
I doubt that Peridot's ever talked shit to YD's personal Pearl like she did our Pearl. So there is that.
When this week is over I'm commissioning a Pearl harem. It's the only logical thing to do.
I'm pretty sure you guys have discussed it before, but did anyone else notice the giant fucking hole in the middle of Russia when Peri pulled up the map of the earth?
Did the US BTFO Russia during the 50's in this timeline or something?
So how exactly do they find Lapis and Jasper?
Do they accidentally run into Malachite while digging for the Cluster? Do they use Peridot's escape pod to search for other gems on the planet the same way they tracked Peri?
And I guess Lapis just hangs out with the CGs at the barn out of a lack of anything better to do?
Since Super Watermelon Island, Gem Drill, and Barn Mates were the only three episodes that got descriptions (and there's already a clip from Barn Mates in a bumper), is it safe to assume they're going to be the first of 2b to air? Maybe they figure out Malachite's at the bottom of the sea in Super Watermelon Island, then use the drill to burrow down to her? Then it breaks or something, which is why they can't fight the cluster until the season finale.
I want amy to feel less shitty....rather cuddle than fuck.
This stupid "Zuke" meme is getting old. I bet you that, if she wasn't part of the staff, she'd be the most obnoxious Tumblrina fangirl and /co/'d have her as a lolcow.
Will humanity ever be ruled by jew-nosed silicon-based giant women?
>SU censored in the UK
>feminists who advocated for censorship of sexual games are going ballistic
nice fanbase you fags have :^)
I bet it will be, and she'll flip her shit. I want this so bad.
Don't lose your way anons.
>watched the show since it premiered
>loved it because of the comfy atmosphere, characters, and hint of lore
>fandom is now comprised of tumblrinas and people that only watch the show for waifus and deepest lore
At least I can still enjoy the show.
There needs to be some form of deformity or symbolic feature beneath that thing, I know gems can change appearance but considering they do have a sort of 'default' appearance they always revert to makes me think there can be some with actual physical impurities or deformities.
The handling of Rose's death in this show is really good. I never knew my mom (she died when I was very young from cancer) and only had recordings, like Steven. What a feels ride.
>people who act like Steven Universe is a serialized TV show and not an episodic cartoon with a overarching plot
They aren't censoring it on account of homosexuality. They are censoring it on account of Europe being a bunch of prudes who don't want kids watching PDAs on television. Two guys kissing on Clarence isn't censored.
Now if you make it as fast as this it'll be gold
I really hope they do more with these two, otherwise I will feel like Peridot will always be an outsider closer to Steven than the rest of the Crystal Gems, like how Connie is more friends with Steven then the Gems in general
>it really is a key
>Peridot tells Lapis that if she ever gets locked away again, she can use it to set herself free
>later on in the series, when Lapis is feeling hopeless, she uses the key to give herself the strength to fight
>also she keeps it in her butt
>hyperactive and naive destined hero
I suppose. Though Steven could also be the token human buddy.
Can't really think of who Amethyst and Pearl are though. Or Peridot for that matter.
Who's a Decepticon technician who defects to the Autobots?
Can you change the third panel to have the Nazi Moon Base from Iron Sky?
WHICH STORY BOARDER DRAWS YOUR FAVORITE VERSION OF EACH GEM?????
>yfw CN tricked us all week and this scene was the actual bomb
What the heck it's one of the the least weird ships there is
panicky nerd + bitter angel it works
And it's not even /ss/ or anything!! They don't even have an established sisterly bond to make it strange
>A piece of media gives sjws an inch
>they take a mile
this is why it's bad to even acknowledge fags and shit
I don't even have a problem with them it's just a surefire way to attract obnoxious assholes (see also Undertale)
All this baby steven art is slaying me
its just too cute
>QUESTION FOR OLDFAGS
I liked it since amethyst laughed for the first time in the original pilot, when they all looked like dykes.
Katie Mitroff or Jeff liu
After this week's episodes, Katie + Lamar.
Guys, what if the series climax was boarded by the Asian?
I know some people like to focus on the interaction between the gems (OMG, lesbians!), but for me, the show is about the sacrifices parents make for their children. In Rose's case, it was the ultimate sacrifice.
No, blue pearl is though. Peridot is comic relief, so boke i think.
>Steven Universe is gonna end up as a mash of Jojo, KLK, and Gurren Lagann
It just seems weird as fuck. I don't get the feeling they planned on Lapis getting with anyone. I've been under the impression she'd be the one to die if anyone. And I don't see what the two would have in common with each other, it's not like they had any interaction in The Return when they had the chance so there's no evidence of this being foreshadowed when just about every other aspect of a lot of the characters in the show has been
Not to sound like a puss or anything but.. the second the song picked up into the instrumental version of "We are the Crystal Gems" a tear fell down my cheek.
This episode was boarded by Zuke and will have throwaway awkward lesbo scenes just like the ones in Too Far, which are not relevant to the plot and will not be mentioned or touched upon ever again.
So in conclusion, episode ruined.
Glad we learned more on how Stevens boy acts
>Lars is a shitposting little bitch
Sounds about right.
>S: The Gems'll never let you stay here if you can't convince them you're good now!
>J: I was built for war, kid. I don't -do- treaties. I.. Can't.
>S: Weellllllll, how about a peace offering?
>J: ... Peace offering?
>S: Yeah! Like a present!
>J: Hmm... What do these Crystal Gems value?
>S: Well, family is the most importaWHOAA
>jasper picks up steven, upside down, by his foot
>J: THEN I'LL RETURN YOU TO THEM ON THE CONDITION THAT THEY STOP BOTHERING ME
>S: No, no, no! You can't just give them something they already had!
>jasper drops steven on his head, looks around, and picks up a rock, holding it out to steven
>S: Jasper that's just a rock- come on, we want them to like you.
>J: GRRRGHHHHH- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE. ALL I KNOW IS THEY DON'T LIKE -ME-.
>S: Well there's some pretty cool prizes down at the arcade
>cue jasper beating up an arcade machine
>S: stop Stop STOP- Oh man, here comes Mr. Smiley
>DIDN'T I BAN YOU ALREADY STEVEN
>jasper and steven, walking down the pier
>S: Hmm.... There must be some way you can afford to get something nice for the gems.... I've GOT it!
>later, Ronaldo enters the donut shop
>jasper is there in full uniform, with the apron and cap and everything
>Sadie speaks in a whisper to Jasper as Lars cowers
>"I know you're steven's friend, but if you want to keep this job you need to be professional."
>J: Right. Yes. Hello and welcome to The Big Donut, home of the big donut. Please browse our wide selection of delicious pastries. My name is Jasper, may I take your order.
>implying a poorly animated cartoon about rocks for children will ever live up to actually good anime
mcfucking kill yourself.
I don't think the crewinverse are taking it easy with these leaks.
There's not a lot to do if the leaks came from someone you don't know. But this shit is 100% CN fault.
nah mate it goes like this
>Fanbase: ARENT THESE TWO SUCH LESBIANS THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER ONCE UGH HETEROSEXUALITY LITERALLY MAKES ME SICK
>Outsiders: HAHA YOU WATCH THAT FAG SHOW OPINION DISCARDED YOU LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL
It's just annoying
half of /co/ comes from dA and Tumblr
live with it fuccboi
I would've loved to see her panicking like this.
I'm betting Rose was the head of colonizing worlds. She had no problem destroying other worlds, but humans due to the high number of differences between its members, captured her curiosity.
Think about it, with the society she came from NOTHING was unknown. Rubies were rubies. Sapphires, while rare were still JUST sapphires. Pearls? Pfft.The only individuality she saw was between the other diamonds and herself, as they were one of a kind. And suddenly, she comes across a race FULL of individuality.
I think Rose is someone who doesn't really care about others, more that she cares about anything unique. Like Garnet.
"Who cares what I think, what you're feeling right now is much more interesting."
That's a mad scientist talking about a random factor she did not expect, not a caring individual..
>HAHA YOU WATCH THAT FAG SHOW OPINION DISCARDED YOU LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL
Nobody actually says that kind of shit in real life.
Encouraging creators to self-censor because someone made fun of you on the internet is petty.
Can an anon the the asshole part to neck for me?
Also the fuck happened to meekbot?
Yep, that's what I'm hoping for
>Yellow fucked up White
>White sealed herself up and fled to Earth to find Rose (pink diamond or not, Rose at least knows how to fight/could help)
>Rose was a babu hybrid abomination at the time, so the pyramid just sat waiting
>Gems took him there as soon as they felt he could handle a serious mission
>Meanwhile, back on homeworld, Yellow replaces White with a double that looks like her and constantly sides with her giving her more power
It's name is Cubic Zirconia
Reminder that Ian confirmed SU is literally a
Ian pitched his show around the same time as SU, it getting picked up eventually after he proved himself on SU was pretty much a given
If I could get just two more shows this decade that I can get invested even remotely as closely as i have with SU I'll be happy
im sure she would have a melt down
but still be fun to watch
it literally doesn't matter, they can do whatever they want. there is no legitimate reason to go out of your way to address a problem on such a small scale and end up making a huge deal out of it. this is obviously the tumblr side acting up, i know there is a good amount of SU fans who aren't full on retarded.
haven't been here all day but what the fuck was that on the floor they passed through? Seemed pretty significant
>"Alright guys, if I have my shield up, you can use me as a battering ram to get through the other Gems!"
>"Steven, that plan is beyond dangerous."
>"I LIKE IT!"
>Jasper grabs Steven and runs towards the opposing army.
But we were all shitposters in /trash/
And I miss it too
STEVEN GETS ALL THE GEMS