Batman is fucked, maybe . .

>>78737046
>Gee, thanks a lot, Clark

>>78737046
>It looks like Superman is trying to kill Joker.
>Batman prevents him doing so because muh not being like him and his anal waifu
>The writer is too stupid to make Superman lobotomise Joker.

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>>78737046
Just wait until Damian shows Superman how to use twitter.

>>78737341

Hahahahaha, I still wonder why Batman haven't kill the Joker yet.

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>>78737419

>>78737046
Wait.. so Batman is Bruce Banner?
The Hulk is Batman!?

>>78737184
>>The writer is too stupid to make Superman lobotomise Joker.

>casuals

He has been shot in the head and has been lobolomized before

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>>78737541
>this will never happen on the main earth

>>78737184
How the fuck is lobotomizing him better than killing him? If anything it's worse. Fucking creepy cape children.

why dont they rehabilitate him?

>>78737756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WNwOF-tOHc
I beg to differ

>>78737669
>you're making me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
>when the fuck AREN'T you angry?

I'm surprised these kinds of mistakes don't happen more often

>>78737669
>HULK WANT PARENTS BAAAACK

Anyone have the pic of the time Lex got into the body of the Flash, but when he took off the mask to find out the Flashs true identity he had no idea who it was?

>>78737046
>XD
Am I the only one who can see this?

>>78737895
>NO ONE THROWS BIG ROCK AT HULK

>>78737541
Didn't Jim outright tell that bats that No one would jail him for killing the Joker, but Bats was all "No, I committed a crime, and I can't be an exception to the rule." or something like that?

>>78738090
He probably wasn't even sentenced. He probably just broke into jail and they can't get him to leave. The man has conviction, its stupid but still conviction.

>>78737989
Low hanging fruit, broseph.

>>78738153
No, he got sentenced. Judge was all "Now, you're sure about this? It was the fucking Joker, man."

and Bats was all "Throw the book at me, judge, a crime's a crime." and he got a minimum sentence out of it because A) he's Batman, and B) He killed the Joker.

And even then, he got released on good behavior.

>>78737046
Frankly Batman brings it on himself.

>>78738153
I wonder how many people died in Gotham while Batman was in prison.

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>>78738090
You mean this?

>>78737046
>Superman says "Bruce"
>all of the sudden Bats starts talking with an Australian accent.

This is the only option

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

>>78738972
I think it was something in the Injustice comic during Supes' dream sequence were everything was awesome.

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>>78739262
Gordon didn't say a word in that issue, he just appeared (with Montoya and Bullock) and the end of the first part

>>78739349
Oh. My mistake. i know SOMEONE said that no one would convict Batman for what he did in that issue, but Bats was all "muh morals" and got himself locked up anyway.

>>78738972
Just admit you want to suck his cock, Batman. This is 2015+1, no one is going to judge you for it.

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>>78739416
It was Superman who said that

How many times has Joker died in Injustice? Also why is this book still a thing? Wasn't wiped out of existence at the beginning of Convergence? I would never have thought that a shitty tie in to a shitty Mortal Kombat rip-off fighting game would last 5 years

>>78739640
>COs pull their guns

What the fuck are you going to do against goddamn Superman?

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>>78739640
>Superman will never give you a hug like the one he gave Bruce

>>78739640
Bruce kind of looks like Frank

>>78738972
What happens after this?

>>78740046
Bats take Joker into a hospital , in where Bruce visit him in the Matches Malone persona just to reveal his feeling for the Joker.
Also Joker sees Bruce junk

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>>78740046
>>78740107
1/9

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>>78740156
2/9

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>>78740187
3/9

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>>78740217
4/9

>>78737724
At least Joker is permanently dead in the Arkhamverse.

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>>78740239
5/9

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>>78740261
6/9

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>>78740308
7/9

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>>78740329
8/9

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>>78740352
9/9

>>78740370
>For you

>>78739748
Kryptonite bullets?

>>78740420
Shut up fag.

That Joker beard may be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

>>78738216
They... processed him and put him in jail without unmasking him?

>>78740478
He's faster than bullets.

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>>78740329

>>78740370
Pretty good

>>78740187
>The Fountainhead
One and a half keks. That's the best I can do.

Why doesn't Batman rape the Joker?

>>78740511
coloring error. it was suppose to be green.

Holy christ that's just awful. Its like he forgot how he drew the characters and changes them EVERY PANEL. They can't even decide what color the pubes on joker's face are. Fucking stupid.

>>78739640
>>78737046
>>78737341
anyone want to storytime this annual, never got a chance to read it before

>>78737945
http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/Funniest_Memes_lex-luthor-has-control-of-flash-s-body_3748.jpeg

At work computer so have to send link sorry.

>>78740217
the nose knows

>>78737046
Why is Supes a bumbling idiot here?

>>78741263
Because Jokes almost killed his woman and city

>>78740784
This, as everyone knows being raped is worse than death, and Batman doesn't kill

>>78740370

Smith is such a fucking hack

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>>78740784
Because that's not a job for Batman. Thats a job for the Bueno Man.

>>78740107
Sometimes I read a comment on /co/ that sounds like such pure BS that it can't be real and then I'm pleasantly surprised to find out that said comment was actually true and I've barely scratched the surface of the strange world of comics

Wow Cacophony is garbage

>>78739826

Good. That is a step in right direction.

Worst case scenario when encountering Batman: get few of your bones broken. End in jail. Do few years and continue with life of crime when you get out. If you end up in Arkham you will probably run away in a month or two tops.

Best case scenario when encountering Punisher: not encountering punisher. You see the fucker you know you are on hit list. You are dead. One way ticket. Only thing is how long he will keep you alive if he needs some information out of you.

>>78739640
Who would actually jail Batman for killing the Joker?

>>78742294
Batman.

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>>78742294
Bruce would

>>78740500
Shut up hothead.

>>78737046
He was gonna rip his head off anyway.

>>78738972
Why the duck don't they just build a better prison if he doesnt want to kill him then? He's friends with the JLA, they could easily make some pocket dimension prison to hold him. Hell, they could just throw him in the Phantom Zone, for fucks sake.

>>78742563

because then writers should actually need to improve and move forward. It is easier to recycle the same story, and same villain, over and over again

>>78740784
Cause he's got a joy buzzer up his ass.

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>>78742209
Cherry picking bullshit of the highest order.

>>78738153
>He probably wasn't even sentenced. He probably just broke into jail and they can't get him to leave. The man has conviction, its stupid but still conviction.
lol This makes me giggle.

>Batman. GO HOME.
>(gravel voice) NO. I MUST PAY FOR MY CRIMES.

>>78738153
He has conviction for getting himself convicted.

>>78742449
I like to pretend that if enough people in Gotham found out that Bruce was Batman they'd just bullshit the whole thing.

>"That's right judge, Bruce Wayne dressed up as Batman and killed the Joker."
>"Okay, so Bruce Wayne DRESSED UP as Batman and killed the Joker. Does the Jury understand that?"
>"Yes your honor, we understand that the millionaire Bruce Wayne DRESSED HIMSELF UP as Batman and snapped the Jokers neck."
>"But that-"
>"Mister Wayne please, we know you're still riding high after someone finding a very convincing Batman outfit and also somehow stealing the Batmobile from Batman, and then of course killing Joker while DRESSED as Batman, but please do let the Jury finish."
>"We the Jury find Bruce Wayne, WHO IS DRESSED AS Batman, guilty."
>"Okay then, Bruce Wayne who is currently DRESSED as Batman, I sentence you to twenty hours of community service and to return Batman's Batmobile. Have a nice day."

>>78742678
>You can stop doing the voice. You're not even wearing a mask, Bruce

>>78739703
How can Netherrealm studios rip their selves off?

>>78742836
>No, th-this is me

>>78739640

Wut? I thought Superman punched a hole through the Joker in like the first issue.

Also, Is Injustice worth picking up?

>>78737046
Wow.

I was actually thinking about something like this the other day. I realized how much those two actually call each other their real names, so I just wondered if one of them would ever fuck up and actually say their real names in front of a villain or a civilian.

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>>78737818
kek

>>78738972
>It's okay for him to die if we don't save him.

Pretty sure that's criminal negligence, Gordon.

That said it's a miracle that Joker hasn't been shot dead on sight, the past hundred times Batman left him knocked out and tied up for the cops to pick up.

>>78742968
That whole thing is is Supes dream of a perfect world. Injustice is worth picking up anon, read it. Up until Taylo leave the book, which is Injustice Year Three #14 . So I recommend you to read Year One to Year Three

>>78743002
Not even the cops, but you expect some fucking thug or mook to actually take the shot.

Hell, why hasn't Penguin or Bane killed him out, he's too much of a wildcard for either of them to put up with him.

>>78737818
I didn't pay attention to that first time around; If Super-lord was there anyways then the password scene actually didn't make a difference, did it?

>>78742673

keep defending your useless, capped crusader.

>>78738153
What are they gonna do to a man that broke into jail? Send him to another jail?

>>78742968
Hell no, that shit is garbage. Why anyone likes that trainwreck is beyond me.

>>78743002
If any of those cops shot the joker, Batman would hunt them the fuck down and terrorize them for the rest of their miserable bat filled lives

>>78740784

Batman knows that if he rapes the Joker, it will start something -- Batman will not be able to stop himself from raping all of his enemies. And where would he stop? Will he start raping petty criminals -- pickpockets and purse snatchers?

Then he'll have to ask himself the difficult question: If he rapes them, does that make him any different than them? The answer is simple of course; he's different from them because he doesn't have a prolapsed asshole.

>>78742673
Those are just the facts. Are you really that delusional?

>>78743378
Fucking lost

>>78742968

Its a hell of a ride friend, gets storytimed a lot so if you see it just hop in. Although Year 5 just started, and the video game takes place after 5 years so shits snowballing fast.

>>78743248

Don't know about you but I think it's fun/bad in a fun way.

>>78743326

Oh no, he's going to scowl at them and leave passive aggressive mementos around his place of residence or work to let them know that he's watching them.

He's not going to fuck with the cop, not unless he wants the police on his ass more hardcore than usual.

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>>78743111
He obviously flew in when he heard the alarm

>>78740520
He was in and out that quickly.

>>78740520
1- they unmasked him
2- batman was punching a lot of people in jail, so he didn't get good behavior.

>>78743173
They send him to double-jail

>>78737046

So, who cares? Main universe Bruce just walked right into Jokers cell and told him he was Batman and is convinced Joker doesn't care about that. The story shows otherwise but Snyder is a hack

>>78743002
>cops
>ever getting convicted for anything

Prosecutor and jury would take one look at the case, laugh, then slap Gordon on the back as they all go out for beers.

>>78743111
It isn't the real Super-lord. It's just a robot version of him

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>>78743932
This city is already starting to get FRANKED.

Try Starling city instead.

>>78737046
>>78737341
>>78737541
>>78737724
>>78738972
>>78739640
>>78740156
>>78740187
>>78740217
>>78740239
>>78740261
>>78740308
>>78740329
>>78740352
>>78740370

I'm tired of two things concerning batman:
>MAH PARENTS ARE DEAAAAD
&
>IF I KILL THE JOKER I'LL BE A VILLIAAAAAAAN

Is there at all a series or anything where Batman isn't constantly wallowing in self pity about his fucking parents and joker is just dead or gone? This is so fucking played out, jesus fucking christ.

Batman has spent more years being raised by his Butler than his parents, why the fuck is he even upset anymore?

>>78743326
He'd work like hell to get them convicted and leave it at that but it probably would go like >>78743734 if they get off because they're a cop. like >>78744767 says.

I'd be more interested in what underworld connections Joker leaves behind to go after whoever kills him. There must be a few sleeper hitmen on standby and God help them if Harley finds them.

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>>78742968
Yeah its fine. Year three has Constantine in it which gives us hope he will hopefully be in the Injustice 2 Roster

>>78743041
>he doesn't know about the rest of year 3 and 4 and then 5

>>78746658
I know about them, that was I am telling anon to stop reading when Taylor left the book. Booch's Injustice doesn't has the sane insanity that make Injustice so fun. It just another book of DC. Hell the moment Booch steps in Sinestro is gone and the whole bromance between him and Hal is gone

>>78738243
Probably none because with Bruce in prison it means that other superheroes are actually allowed to come in and stop crimes.

>>78740239
There were hitler youth involved?

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>>78743171
Yes, because everything is much safer with a genocidal maniac running around.

>>78748310
I dunno. Maybe Smith is referencing another comic

>>78737046
Is that Injustice? I thought Joker was dead.

>>78743384
How are those facts? Here's a fact: killing is completely meaningless in either Marvel or DC. No matter who they kill, they would comeback eventually in some for or another, because they need conflict for a comic. Punisher has killed thousands, with a death toll higher than the Joker's, even if you take into account all of the DC multiverse Jokers. Is the world safer because of his actions? Has crime gone down considerably? No. When you kill in these worlds, it's because you're a psychopath, not because it's an actual solution.

>>78737341
If I was Batman I'd use that as an excuse to learn Joker's real name.

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>>78741165
>funniestmemes.com

>>78748608
even the mobius chair couldn't tell Batman J's true name. It doesn't exist.

>>78748645
Source? In JL the first thing he asked was "Who is the Joker" and then he was like "No, it can't be"

>>78740370
Did Jokers beard just grow a bit on the last panel?

>>78742192
>slowpoke.jpg

>>78742449
If I was Jim, I'd just tell him that I don't seen no crime, and tell everyone involved to run along and maybe drink a beer.

>>78740784
Because he wants to keep his waifu pure.

>>78745242
I'm still reminded that Batman used to murder the fuck out of his enemies in the early comics. No mercy.

>>78745242
If that same incident happened to you, you'd be "upset" as well.

>>78745242
>Is there at all a series or anything where Batman isn't constantly wallowing in self pity about his fucking parents and joker is just dead or gone?

Don't know about the latter, but the former is pretty much Batman 66 and BaTB. Which are Batman at his best surprisingly enough.

>>78739748
They're police officers.
They've got to try

>>78745241
Dredd > Frank tbqh familia

>>78740156
>>78740187
>>78740217
>>78740239
>>78740261
>>78740308
>>78740329
>>78740352
>>78740370

That was great, fuck fedora wearer contrarians who hate it.

>>78740600
>But...
>You know...
>What?
>Come on...
>...
>...
>What's happening?
>Bats, you're gay.

>implying Joker hasn't known Bats's secret identity for years and just could not spoil the surprise

>>78754058
Anyone who likes it is a fedorawearer

>>78748317
a genocidal maniac that kills criminals who murder or work with murderers.

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>>78738972
Really he should have let Jason just kill him. But of course DC can't get rid of their golden goose.

>>78754083
If you follow the 'Joker makes Jason Robin' thing, he has to. But I'm assuming they just pretend that never happened or some shit, it's stupid as fuck already.

>>78739416
>>78739640
>>78738972
This reminds me of Socrates.

There's a dialogue from after Socrates was convicted and is sitting in jail. A friend of his visits him in jail and offers to spring him and get him and his family far away from Athens. All Socrates has to do is say the word.

And Socrates said that he refuses to do it because to go against the very legal system that he believed in would be hypocritical of him, even if he was wrongly imprisoned. He couldn't champion justice if he refused to follow the people's decision. And so he'll take the hemlock.

Clearly somebody on the writing team had a boner for Ancient Greek philosophy. This is basically Bruce Wayne = Socrates, Superman = jailbreak friend.

>>78751701
I miss that batman. He made a lot more sense. Also, WWII fighter planes.

>>78742828
That's a good cop-out sentence for murdering the Joker.

Sentence him to life but put him back out for work-release / community service equaling 25 years.

>>78739640
Not really sure why the guards even bother, fairly sure they don't care if he leaves, and they can't do shit to Supes.
They should be asking him, can we go home now?

>>78754578
It could just be a reflex. Some guy busts into a prison, you point your gun at him first, worry about what's next later.

>>78754591
Fair enough, just trying to think what a guard would even do with locked up superheroes in non crazy scenarios. They'd probably leave his door and shit unlocked mostly and sleep half the time.

>>78742968
http://deadpoolsupplier.imgur.com/

>ctrl+f "injustice"

Happy reading. The writing is not good, or consistent, but damn Injustice is entertaining.

>>78737341
Never knew that Jokes was a dick.

>>78738972
Jim's gotta realize at this point that Batman is utterly insane himself

>>78751701
>>78754515
Neither of you ever touched one of those comics.

>>78737669

>Batman/Hulk fusion
>The Skulk

GODDAMN IT MARVEL/DC, AMALGAM WHEN?!

>>78737669
>Bruce was chilling in his living room when all of a sudden a green gamma explosion burst through his window

>>78740217
Is he wearing a merkin on his face?

>>78741841
oh jesus he's not that bad, sure when he smokes too much weed his writing is affected but he's not a hack.
How many comics have you written?

>>78742449

I can't remember the thread very well, but there was this one anon who wrote the perfect follow up here

>I am bruce wayne. I have murdered this man

>Jim goes "Hmm, I see, I see. Bullock, would you please hand me your weapon?"
>Discharges Harvey's weapon on the joker's face
>"Ms Montoya?"
>He discharges Renée's weapon too
>Then discharges his own
>"Now, bugger off back home Batman"
>Gets on the driver seat
>Lits a cigar
>Rolls down a window
>Batman is shocked
>Gordon Smiles
>"Who the fuck is bruce wayne?"
>Drives off laughing

>>78756644
Utterly insane and waaaaaaay more competent than The Joker. The last thing they want is a Batman who's convinced the justice system needs to be replaced.

>>78751826
>>78745242
Morrison's Batman is pretty well over his parent's death.

>>78758990
But it does. It clearly doesn't work in DC, with all these terrorist/mass murdering villains constantly getting free.

>>78759082
My point is, the only thing separating Batman from the villains he fights is an overwhelming sense of justice. If he stops being a lawfag then he's falling into chaos.

>>78759135
>overwhelming sense of justice
>vigilante

Try again.

>>78737775

See what happened to Harleen Quinzel for why that's a bad idea.

And she's just the worst example: he tricks numerous people who try to rehabilitate him into springing him or into making mistakes that let him escape.

>>78744643
I can also imagine Joker just sort of figuring it out after some point. Anyone would, and he is virtually impossible to kill.

He persistently "knows" Batman better than many of his friends and enemies because of how many times they've done the whole dog and pony show routine of him doing shit, and Batman punching him in the mouth and dragging him to Arkham. Again.

Even the dimmer versions of Joker would eventually figure it out. The smarter ones much, much sooner, frankly.

(The ones with Lecteresque shades especially. "Oh, you have this thing you do whether you are Bruce or Batman/I'd know you anywhere, even if you try and change your body language in that costume")

why don't they toss the joker into an industrial meat grinder and then dehydrate the grinded meat, then divide the pulverized, refined remains in 300 parts, each part to be casted unto the wind no less than 1 hundred kilometers apart from the other parts?

>>78754487
It is.

>>78760140

Morrison is pretty clear about this:
The joker knows, he just doesnt care about bruce wayne.

>>78760692
Because he'd just get raised from Hell.

Or his ghost will start jumping from person to person, and Batman will have to figure out why Joker impersonators are suddenly springing up.

>>78760777
There was beyond where impersonators showed about even without the evil spirit thing

>>78760692
>into an industrial meat grinder
Yeah, that's not going to end well.
You're also forgetting that the joker's body is probably full of the joker toxin if we go by the origin story of him being some criminal that fell into a vat of chemicals. As such it sounds like you just disseminated the ingredients to turn hundreds if not thousands of people into the Joker across the planet.

>>78761008
>>78760777
damn, plot/comercially-succesful-brand-recognizable armor is truly the most invincible of all armors.

>>78737724
This didn't even happen in Injustice.

>>78737541
whats this from? i recognise it vaguely

You know, someday someone is going to do a Joker story about the Bat family getting put out of commission, and the Joker is going to sweep in and do Batman's whole vigilante-but-no-killing schtick just to make things hilariously awkward when Batman resurfaces.

Assuming that didn't already happen because I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of every damn Joker story.

Havent been keeping up with DC much, which issue is this in?

>>78761463
Injustice comics.

>>78757161
I know you didn't but what did I?

>>78737046
"You got me. What are you gonna do, kill my parents?"

>>78761966

>You know, someday someone is going to do a Joker story about the Bat family getting put out of commission, and the Joker is going to sweep in and do Batman's whole vigilante-but-no-killing schtick just to make things hilariously awkward when Batman resurfaces.

I think there was an episode of The Batman like that.