Superman done fucked up! XD
>It looks like Superman is trying to kill Joker.
>Batman prevents him doing so because muh not being like him and his anal waifu
>The writer is too stupid to make Superman lobotomise Joker.
Just wait until Damian shows Superman how to use twitter.
>this will never happen on the main earth
Didn't Jim outright tell that bats that No one would jail him for killing the Joker, but Bats was all "No, I committed a crime, and I can't be an exception to the rule." or something like that?
No, he got sentenced. Judge was all "Now, you're sure about this? It was the fucking Joker, man."
and Bats was all "Throw the book at me, judge, a crime's a crime." and he got a minimum sentence out of it because A) he's Batman, and B) He killed the Joker.
And even then, he got released on good behavior.
It was Superman who said that
How many times has Joker died in Injustice? Also why is this book still a thing? Wasn't wiped out of existence at the beginning of Convergence? I would never have thought that a shitty tie in to a shitty Mortal Kombat rip-off fighting game would last 5 years
>Superman will never give you a hug like the one he gave Bruce
Because that's not a job for Batman. Thats a job for the Bueno Man.
Sometimes I read a comment on /co/ that sounds like such pure BS that it can't be real and then I'm pleasantly surprised to find out that said comment was actually true and I've barely scratched the surface of the strange world of comics
Good. That is a step in right direction.
Worst case scenario when encountering Batman: get few of your bones broken. End in jail. Do few years and continue with life of crime when you get out. If you end up in Arkham you will probably run away in a month or two tops.
Best case scenario when encountering Punisher: not encountering punisher. You see the fucker you know you are on hit list. You are dead. One way ticket. Only thing is how long he will keep you alive if he needs some information out of you.
Why the duck don't they just build a better prison if he doesnt want to kill him then? He's friends with the JLA, they could easily make some pocket dimension prison to hold him. Hell, they could just throw him in the Phantom Zone, for fucks sake.
>He probably wasn't even sentenced. He probably just broke into jail and they can't get him to leave. The man has conviction, its stupid but still conviction.
lol This makes me giggle.
>Batman. GO HOME.
>(gravel voice) NO. I MUST PAY FOR MY CRIMES.
I like to pretend that if enough people in Gotham found out that Bruce was Batman they'd just bullshit the whole thing.
>"That's right judge, Bruce Wayne dressed up as Batman and killed the Joker."
>"Okay, so Bruce Wayne DRESSED UP as Batman and killed the Joker. Does the Jury understand that?"
>"Yes your honor, we understand that the millionaire Bruce Wayne DRESSED HIMSELF UP as Batman and snapped the Jokers neck."
>"Mister Wayne please, we know you're still riding high after someone finding a very convincing Batman outfit and also somehow stealing the Batmobile from Batman, and then of course killing Joker while DRESSED as Batman, but please do let the Jury finish."
>"We the Jury find Bruce Wayne, WHO IS DRESSED AS Batman, guilty."
>"Okay then, Bruce Wayne who is currently DRESSED as Batman, I sentence you to twenty hours of community service and to return Batman's Batmobile. Have a nice day."
I was actually thinking about something like this the other day. I realized how much those two actually call each other their real names, so I just wondered if one of them would ever fuck up and actually say their real names in front of a villain or a civilian.
>It's okay for him to die if we don't save him.
Pretty sure that's criminal negligence, Gordon.
That said it's a miracle that Joker hasn't been shot dead on sight, the past hundred times Batman left him knocked out and tied up for the cops to pick up.
That whole thing is is Supes dream of a perfect world. Injustice is worth picking up anon, read it. Up until Taylo leave the book, which is Injustice Year Three #14 . So I recommend you to read Year One to Year Three
Not even the cops, but you expect some fucking thug or mook to actually take the shot.
Hell, why hasn't Penguin or Bane killed him out, he's too much of a wildcard for either of them to put up with him.
Batman knows that if he rapes the Joker, it will start something -- Batman will not be able to stop himself from raping all of his enemies. And where would he stop? Will he start raping petty criminals -- pickpockets and purse snatchers?
Then he'll have to ask himself the difficult question: If he rapes them, does that make him any different than them? The answer is simple of course; he's different from them because he doesn't have a prolapsed asshole.
Its a hell of a ride friend, gets storytimed a lot so if you see it just hop in. Although Year 5 just started, and the video game takes place after 5 years so shits snowballing fast.
Don't know about you but I think it's fun/bad in a fun way.
Oh no, he's going to scowl at them and leave passive aggressive mementos around his place of residence or work to let them know that he's watching them.
He's not going to fuck with the cop, not unless he wants the police on his ass more hardcore than usual.
So, who cares? Main universe Bruce just walked right into Jokers cell and told him he was Batman and is convinced Joker doesn't care about that. The story shows otherwise but Snyder is a hack
This city is already starting to get FRANKED.
Try Starling city instead.
I'm tired of two things concerning batman:
>MAH PARENTS ARE DEAAAAD
>IF I KILL THE JOKER I'LL BE A VILLIAAAAAAAN
Is there at all a series or anything where Batman isn't constantly wallowing in self pity about his fucking parents and joker is just dead or gone? This is so fucking played out, jesus fucking christ.
Batman has spent more years being raised by his Butler than his parents, why the fuck is he even upset anymore?
He'd work like hell to get them convicted and leave it at that but it probably would go like >>78743734 if they get off because they're a cop. like >>78744767 says.
I'd be more interested in what underworld connections Joker leaves behind to go after whoever kills him. There must be a few sleeper hitmen on standby and God help them if Harley finds them.
Yeah its fine. Year three has Constantine in it which gives us hope he will hopefully be in the Injustice 2 Roster
I know about them, that was I am telling anon to stop reading when Taylor left the book. Booch's Injustice doesn't has the sane insanity that make Injustice so fun. It just another book of DC. Hell the moment Booch steps in Sinestro is gone and the whole bromance between him and Hal is gone
Yes, because everything is much safer with a genocidal maniac running around.
How are those facts? Here's a fact: killing is completely meaningless in either Marvel or DC. No matter who they kill, they would comeback eventually in some for or another, because they need conflict for a comic. Punisher has killed thousands, with a death toll higher than the Joker's, even if you take into account all of the DC multiverse Jokers. Is the world safer because of his actions? Has crime gone down considerably? No. When you kill in these worlds, it's because you're a psychopath, not because it's an actual solution.
>Is there at all a series or anything where Batman isn't constantly wallowing in self pity about his fucking parents and joker is just dead or gone?
Don't know about the latter, but the former is pretty much Batman 66 and BaTB. Which are Batman at his best surprisingly enough.
Really he should have let Jason just kill him. But of course DC can't get rid of their golden goose.
This reminds me of Socrates.
There's a dialogue from after Socrates was convicted and is sitting in jail. A friend of his visits him in jail and offers to spring him and get him and his family far away from Athens. All Socrates has to do is say the word.
And Socrates said that he refuses to do it because to go against the very legal system that he believed in would be hypocritical of him, even if he was wrongly imprisoned. He couldn't champion justice if he refused to follow the people's decision. And so he'll take the hemlock.
Clearly somebody on the writing team had a boner for Ancient Greek philosophy. This is basically Bruce Wayne = Socrates, Superman = jailbreak friend.
Fair enough, just trying to think what a guard would even do with locked up superheroes in non crazy scenarios. They'd probably leave his door and shit unlocked mostly and sleep half the time.
I can't remember the thread very well, but there was this one anon who wrote the perfect follow up here
>I am bruce wayne. I have murdered this man
>Jim goes "Hmm, I see, I see. Bullock, would you please hand me your weapon?"
>Discharges Harvey's weapon on the joker's face
>He discharges Renée's weapon too
>Then discharges his own
>"Now, bugger off back home Batman"
>Gets on the driver seat
>Lits a cigar
>Rolls down a window
>Batman is shocked
>"Who the fuck is bruce wayne?"
>Drives off laughing
See what happened to Harleen Quinzel for why that's a bad idea.
And she's just the worst example: he tricks numerous people who try to rehabilitate him into springing him or into making mistakes that let him escape.
I can also imagine Joker just sort of figuring it out after some point. Anyone would, and he is virtually impossible to kill.
He persistently "knows" Batman better than many of his friends and enemies because of how many times they've done the whole dog and pony show routine of him doing shit, and Batman punching him in the mouth and dragging him to Arkham. Again.
Even the dimmer versions of Joker would eventually figure it out. The smarter ones much, much sooner, frankly.
(The ones with Lecteresque shades especially. "Oh, you have this thing you do whether you are Bruce or Batman/I'd know you anywhere, even if you try and change your body language in that costume")
why don't they toss the joker into an industrial meat grinder and then dehydrate the grinded meat, then divide the pulverized, refined remains in 300 parts, each part to be casted unto the wind no less than 1 hundred kilometers apart from the other parts?
Because he'd just get raised from Hell.
Or his ghost will start jumping from person to person, and Batman will have to figure out why Joker impersonators are suddenly springing up.
>into an industrial meat grinder
Yeah, that's not going to end well.
You're also forgetting that the joker's body is probably full of the joker toxin if we go by the origin story of him being some criminal that fell into a vat of chemicals. As such it sounds like you just disseminated the ingredients to turn hundreds if not thousands of people into the Joker across the planet.
You know, someday someone is going to do a Joker story about the Bat family getting put out of commission, and the Joker is going to sweep in and do Batman's whole vigilante-but-no-killing schtick just to make things hilariously awkward when Batman resurfaces.
Assuming that didn't already happen because I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of every damn Joker story.
>You know, someday someone is going to do a Joker story about the Bat family getting put out of commission, and the Joker is going to sweep in and do Batman's whole vigilante-but-no-killing schtick just to make things hilariously awkward when Batman resurfaces.
I think there was an episode of The Batman like that.